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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard...
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Also starring don knotts.
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[ groans ]
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What in the world
You got in there, anyhow?
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Just personal effects.
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I hope you got room
For her in this garage.
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We'll find a spot.
Ready? Got your breath?
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Yeah. Let's hit it.
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Over to these shelves
On the left.
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All right.
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[ groaning ]
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[ cloth tearing ]
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Set her down.
Set her down.
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I heard something rip.
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Yeah. So did I.
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Turn around.
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You're all clear.
How about me?
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10-4.
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This shelf here
Will do it.
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Listen, this ain't gonna be
In your way, now, is it?
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Oh, no.
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My landlady
Just insisted
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I get the darn trunk
Out of the cellar.
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What's she gonna use
The cellar for --
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Spare room or something?
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No. Mushrooms.
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Mushrooms?
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She's gonna grow
'em in her cellar.
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She seen this ad in
The back of a magazine --
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"Grow mushrooms at home
For fun and profit."
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Oh. I've seen those ads.
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"V.J. Of cincinnati
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Reports earnings
Up to $600 a month."
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"S.D. Of texarkana says
'my spare time
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Is now a money-making
Proposition.'"
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Yeah. Them's the ones.
Yeah.
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Mrs. Mendelbright sure is
Full of ambition, ain't she?
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Yes. Last year, she
Sent away for a machine
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That tore car tires
Into long shreds of rubber.
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What in the world for?
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Oh, she weaved 'em
Into floor mats
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And purses and seat covers
And other attractive items.
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Um, I've seen
Those ads too.
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"R.A. Says, 'old tires sent
My daughter
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Through
Beautician's college.'"
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Well, I'm sure glad
She's taking up mushrooms.
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For a solid year,
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I slept with a tire shredder
In the next room.
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Mushrooms
Are pretty quiet.
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I hope so.
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Guess we got her
All cleaned off.
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You ready?
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Oh. All right.
Okay.
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On three, okay?
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All right.
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One... Two...
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Three!
Three!
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There we go!
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See how light that was?
It's the counting.
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Oh, durn her mushrooms!
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Hey, I know, I know.
Here.
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Get ahold.
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Now, we turn her over
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And use the top
For the bottom.
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Okay.
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Okay? Huh?
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Well, that's why
You're the sheriff
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And I'm the deputy.
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[ chuckles ]
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Okay.
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Now, let's see --
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Tennis racket.
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What in the world's that?
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Uh.
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What you saving
This old rock for?
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Is it worth anything?
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Well, not money-wise.
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Got a lot of
Sentimental value, though.
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Oh?
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It was my daddy's rock.
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Oh, I'm sorry, barn.
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Oh, listen, don't feel sad.
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There's a lot of happiness
Connected with that rock.
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There is?
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Yeah. It used to sit
On my daddy's desk.
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I used to strike
Kitchen matches on it
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And hold 'em
To daddy's pipe.
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For a little fella, it was
A big kick to strike a match
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And hold it
To your dad's pipe.
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Yeah, I remember.
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I used to strike matches on the
Bottom of my daddy's boots.
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Oh, that wouldn't work
On my dad's soles.
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Too soft.
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Probably made
Out of old tires.
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[ both laugh ]
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Hey, your cutlass!
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Huh?
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Old high school yearbook.
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I ain't seen one of these
For years.
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Aunt bee gave mine away
To a disease drive.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no! [ laughs ]
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Let me see.
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Looky there.
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Barney:
"Andrew jackson taylor,
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"Second vice-president 4-h,
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Secretary, philomathian
Literary society."
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Yeah.
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What was that
Philomathian, ange?
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It was a group
That got together
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And cut out
Current events
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And pasted 'em
In a book.
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Sorry I didn't
Get in on that.
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Sounds like fun.
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Well, you was up
For it...
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But we won't get into that.
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Would you look
At that head of hair?
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There must be
Ten pounds of it.
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Did somebody
Blackball me or something?
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Jack egbert didn't like you.
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Don't you remember I told you
About it and you cried?
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Oh, yeah.
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Jack egbert.
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Hey. Hey, look at you, barn.
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[ laughs ] Oh!
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Yeah. I was painfully
Thin then.
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Yeah. You was mighty slow
In filling out.
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Well, I got
My mother's family's frame.
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When I was 17, I could reach
Into a milk bottle
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And take out an egg.
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You can't do that
Anymore.
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No!
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That proves you
Filled out some.
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Yeah.
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You want to know something?
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Hmm?
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Jack egbert was no prize.
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"Bernard milton fife,
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"Board of directors,
Tin-foil drive,
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"Hall monitor, volleyball
Court maintenance crew,
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Spanish club."
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I didn't know
You was in spanish club.
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Sí.
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Hey! Ramona wiley!
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"Always, ramona."
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That sounds
Pretty serious.
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Don't you remember
How crazy she was about me?
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It was a big thing, huh?
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Ah! Oh, well...
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Well, it was all one-sided.
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I mean, I wasn't interested,
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But, boy, she really had
A case on me.
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I'll never forget
One note she wrote --
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"Barney, beloved,
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The tears on my pillow bespeak
The pain that is in my heart."
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I can't remember any of that.
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No wonder --
You and sharon despain
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Were so much in love,
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You didn't know
What was going on.
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Sharon despain,
Sharon despain...
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Ah! There she is.
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Ah.
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What a knockout, huh?
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Boy, you two
Sure were thick.
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Weren't you voted
Couple of the year
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Two years running?
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Yeah. Junior
And senior years.
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Yeah.
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Huh.
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A little, uh... Pumping
In the chest, huh, andy?
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Hmm?
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A little, yeah.
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You know what they say --
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Your first flame
Never quite burns out.
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We even talked
About getting married one time.
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How come you didn't?
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Hmm... I don't know.
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Wonder where
She is now.
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Last I heard, she was doing
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Some kind of designing work
In chicago.
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Oh, yeah?
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I wonder where they all are now.
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Yeah.
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Be nice to see 'em
Again, wouldn't it?
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Yeah.
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Jarvis eldridge.
Lilliane becker.
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Yeah.
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Pearly may dubois.
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Wow! Yeah.
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Hey, barn?
Huh?
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What you think
Our chances would be
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Of getting 'em
All together?
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What do you mean?
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A reunion. Some schools
Have 'em every year.
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Hey, that's
A great idea!
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I wouldn't know
Where to start, though.
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We start right here
In mayberry.
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There's eight or nine
Of us still here.
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We get a committee
Together. Let's do it!
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It's kind of
Scary, ain't it?
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What do you mean?
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Well, you know,
The idea of seeing
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How old
Everybody's gotten.
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Yeah. They'll
Sure be shocked
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To find we haven't
Changed a bit, huh?
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[ both laugh ]
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Come on.
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Hi, mary lee.
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Andy, barney...
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You'll never believe
What happened.
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We sent out 35 invitations
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And so far,
We got 20 acceptances.
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Oh, great!
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The ones I've checked
Are coming.
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There she is, andy --
Sharon despain.
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We haven't heard
From sharon yet.
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I sent an invitation
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To her last address --
It was in philadelphia.
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What about
Ramona wiley?
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She's coming.
She's third on the list.
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See?
"Mrs. Harry bektoris."
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"Harry bektoris," huh?
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Well, let's just hope that
Mr. Bektoris, whoever he may be,
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Don't have any jealous bones
In his body.
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Boy, I hope ramona exercises
A little self-control
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And don't horse around.
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Cheer up, andy.
We'll hear from sharon.
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They're awful good
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About forwarding
Mail, andy.
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Even if she
Don't come,
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We're in for the time
Of our lives.
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Yeah.
It's gonna be great.
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Yeah, the old
Orange and blue.
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Yeah.
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* mayberry union high
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All:
* victory is yours well nigh
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* we'll hit the line
For points every time *
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* the orange and blue
Will try, try, try, try *
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* and when the victory's won
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* you'll be our favorite son
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* proud waves your banner
In the sky *
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* mayberry union high
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[ "Chattanooga choo-choo"
Plays ]
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Excuse me.
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Thank you.
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Andy taylor.
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That's right, there.
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I thought
You'd forgotten me
There for a minute.
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You sure are
Looking good.
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And this is
The missus, huh?
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That's right, andy.
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You sure
Haven't
Changed.
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You was
In debate,
Wasn't you?
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Yes, she was.
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Yes, sir, you sure did do
Some fine debating in your time.
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She sure did--
Paul revere high school
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Chicago, illinois.
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Oh.
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Jack sweet.
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Oh, you remind me
A lot of a girl
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That was in debate here
With us-- edna thoke.
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Jack sweet.
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Do my bloodshot eyes
Deceive me,
266
00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:19,052
Or is that barney fife
Lurking there?
267
00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:22,122
Well, well, well,
If it ain't old jack sweet.
268
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,057
And this is miz
Sweet, barn.
269
00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:27,995
We are mr. And mrs.
Ralph haynes.
270
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,265
How could you make a
Mistake like that, barn?
271
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,934
Is that him
Or ain't it?
272
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,302
It's the right picture,
273
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:38,038
But it belongs to
The name on the left.
274
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,273
"Ralph haynes," yeah.
275
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,676
"Wrestling, boxing,
Football, basketball,
276
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,813
Pole vaulting,
Weight lifting, mile run."
277
00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:48,816
Oh, I remember him.
He was always sweating.
278
00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,684
You know this fella?
279
00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,319
Well, here they are.
280
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,321
Why,
You two chicken thieves.
281
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,189
Why, how the heck
Are you?
282
00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,357
You son of a gun.
283
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,192
You sure are
Looking good.
284
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:00,794
Well, so are you,
Andy.
285
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,195
Well...
286
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,196
Nate bracey.
287
00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,164
Nate bracey.
288
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,465
Nate bracey
289
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,935
Nate bracey, nate bracey.
290
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:08,836
Nate bracey!
291
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:09,970
Nate bracey.
292
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,238
I always said you had
293
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,841
One of the most musical names
I ever heard.
294
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:14,975
Oh, thanks.
295
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,777
How about
Some punch, nate?
296
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:17,745
Well, uh... Um...
297
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,012
Is it spiked?
298
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,314
If it is, I'm not
Supposed to know about it.
299
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,449
I'm the sheriff here.
300
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,084
Say, I know you're sheriff.
301
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,452
The whole gang is talking
302
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:28,188
About what a nice job
You've done with the law.
303
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,356
Well...
304
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,124
Where you living now, nate?
305
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,292
Nate, nate.
306
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,761
Oh. Yes, sugar.
307
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,463
They're playing
A cha-cha-cha.
308
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:39,933
Oh... You'll have to
Excuse me, fellas.
309
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,935
We took lessons.
310
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,740
Boy, this struggling
311
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,175
To remember
Names and faces
312
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,743
Is about to wear me out.
313
00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:50,911
Yeah. Me, too.
314
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,746
Uh-oh. Here
Comes another one.
315
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,782
Let's just be honest
And tell them
316
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,449
We don't remember
Their names.
317
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,518
They can't put you
In jail, right?
318
00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,820
Right.
319
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,254
Howdy.
I'm andy taylor.
320
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,890
This here's
Barney fife.
321
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:06,393
You'll have to excuse me,
But I can't quite place you.
322
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:09,062
Well, it would be
Pretty funny if you did.
323
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,530
I'm just here
By marriage.
324
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,865
Harry bektoris.
325
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,066
Oh. Bektoris.
326
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,768
I'm ramona wiley's husband.
327
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,070
Ramona wiley?
328
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,506
You fellas
Remember her?
329
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:20,841
Uh, well...
330
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:21,842
I'll go get her.
331
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:22,810
Don't do that.
332
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,211
No. I'll be right back.
333
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,314
What am I going
To do, andy?
334
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,448
What do you mean?
335
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,283
I don't want to
Wreck a marriage.
336
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,119
Don't give her
Any encouragement.
337
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,220
Here they come.
338
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,222
Uh... I'll wash
These glasses.
339
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:39,192
Well, andy taylor,
It's delightful to see you.
340
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,094
It's wonderful
Seeing you, ramona.
341
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,063
You certainly haven't
Changed much.
342
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,198
Mary lee tells me
You have a little boy.
343
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,433
That's right.
344
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:49,970
Harry and I have
A boy and a girl.
345
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,204
That's
Wonderful.
346
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:54,307
You are just the man
I've been looking for.
347
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,943
Would you give us
Two glasses
348
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,477
Of punch, bartender?
349
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,313
Bartender?
350
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,449
This is barney fife.
351
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,252
Oh, well, delighted
To meet you, mr. Fife.
352
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,454
Oh, come off it, ramona.
353
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:10,123
I beg your pardon?
354
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,258
Barney.
355
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,359
Barney fife.
356
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,827
Social studies 1-a.
357
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,363
"Tweaky."
358
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,266
I-I-I'm sorry.
359
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:23,570
I-I'm trying to place you,
But I'm afraid I can't.
360
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,839
It has been a long
Time, mr. Fife.
361
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,207
What do you know about it?
362
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,475
Uh... Easy, barn.
363
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,111
What do you say
We dance, honey?
364
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,181
Uh, yes... Yes,
I-I guess we'd better.
365
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,084
It-it was nice
Seeing you both again.
366
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,922
The tears on my pillow bespeak
The pain that's in my heart!
367
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,228
You know what
She's doing, barn?
368
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,097
She's-she's covering up.
369
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,932
She's-she's fighting it.
370
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,580
You know, I ain't had a chance
To eat all evening.
371
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,316
How about a little
Turkey on rye?
372
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,918
No, you go ahead.
373
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,485
Turkey sandwich?
374
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:16,089
No, thank you.
I'm not hungry.
375
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,590
You ain't
Feeling sad
376
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,392
'cause sharon
Didn't show up, are you?
377
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,428
Hmm. I'm a little
Disappointed.
378
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:24,031
You didn't actually
Expect her to come, did you?
379
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,533
No. I knew it was
A long shot, but...
380
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,268
I was hoping.
381
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,369
Yeah. Tough break.
382
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,971
Uh-uh. Andy.
383
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:34,007
What was that
All about?
384
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,042
Huh?
385
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,079
Do I got something
On my back?
386
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:52,559
Well, I'll be dogged.
387
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,412
Hi, sharon.
388
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,016
Andy.
389
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:20,954
Dance?
390
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,290
Why not?
391
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,701
Look at that.
392
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:38,071
It was one of
The great natural
Romances of all time,
393
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,639
And it's still
Going on.
394
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:52,519
The original
Carl benson's wildcats?
395
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,554
All but the
Lady up front.
396
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,523
That's carl's mother.
397
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:17,510
Mayberry hasn't
Changed a bit.
398
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,246
No, not much.
399
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,251
You haven't, either,
You know.
400
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,353
Oh, yes, I have.
401
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,088
Crow's feet.
402
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,522
And a little
More here.
403
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,258
[ chuckles ]
404
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,093
You're the one
Hasn't changed.
405
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,261
Oh...
406
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,263
You still have
All your hair.
407
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:39,532
Well, I've lost a few gross
Around the edges.
408
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,268
Put on a few gross.
409
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,267
I sure am glad
To see you.
410
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,603
It's wonderful
Seeing you, andy.
411
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:19,639
You know, this is
412
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:22,275
A lot like
Graduation night.
413
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,277
Yes.
414
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:25,678
I remember,
At one point
415
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,448
We decided we'd take
A walk in the garden.
416
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,284
You wanted to take your
Shoes off, I think.
417
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,553
I did not.
418
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:37,690
Maybe I wanted to take my
Shoes off. I don't know.
419
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:41,328
I know we wanted to
Get off by ourselves.
420
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,295
And then?
421
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,863
Well, then I, uh...
422
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,666
I said something
Pretty clever
423
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,602
Like, uh, like,
"It must be
424
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,838
Awful chilly out
Here for you."
425
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,574
I said that so
That I could, uh...
426
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,351
And... Then?
427
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:10,290
Well, uh... Then...
428
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,275
I believe that's...
429
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,710
About the way it
Happened, wasn't it?
430
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,179
Yes.
431
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:41,654
Well, with a
Start like that,
432
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:44,391
How come we never...?
433
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:47,394
I mean, what ever
Happened to us?
434
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,829
Don't you remember later?
435
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,931
We had a pretty big fight
That night.
436
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,933
Yeah. I remember
The fight, yeah.
437
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,935
I don't remember
What it was about.
438
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,171
I don't, either.
439
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,242
Funny, ain't it?
440
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,344
Here we are picking up
441
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:07,514
Right where we left
Off that night,
442
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:11,918
Still able to be as
Close as we were.
443
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,387
Makes you wonder
How come.
444
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,656
How come what?
445
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:20,393
How come we never...
446
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,395
You know.
447
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:23,663
I don't know, either.
448
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,398
Hmm.
449
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,934
It's a shame.
450
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,270
It is.
451
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,308
You know what
We sound like?
452
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,976
A couple of old folks
453
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:41,548
Acting like it's too late
To do anything about it.
454
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:44,251
Well, maybe it's, um...
455
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,253
Maybe it's not.
456
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,688
Maybe not.
457
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,929
[ sighs ]
I'm glad you came.
458
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,531
Oh, yes.
459
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:01,000
I wouldn't have missed it
For the world.
460
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,703
I wouldn't, either.
461
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,572
Can you, uh...
462
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,240
Can you stay awhile?
463
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:08,375
Hmm...
464
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,677
I'd love to, andy.
465
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,412
I can't.
466
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,813
Why not?
467
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,249
Mayberry's mighty nice
This time of the year.
468
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:17,684
I just can't, really.
469
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,419
I have to get back
To chicago.
470
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:20,887
Why?
471
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:25,392
What's so special
About chicago?
472
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,460
Well, there's my work.
473
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:30,563
Well, there's a lot
Needs doing here.
474
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,500
I know.
475
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,635
I enjoyed growing up here.
476
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:38,305
Oh, it's a mighty
Nice place.
477
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,307
Lot of friends.
478
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,309
I know...
479
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:45,778
But you can't live up
To your potential here.
480
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:46,979
In a big city,
481
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:50,383
You have room
To grow, expand.
482
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,919
You live
A different kind of life.
483
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,721
Well...
484
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,457
How can life
Be that much different
485
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,625
If you're happy?
486
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,727
And that's the main thing,
Ain't it?
487
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,431
That's-that's the goal that
Every individual as a person
488
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:05,998
Is shooting for, ain't it?
489
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:08,735
I mean, it's kind of the prize
Of the game--
490
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,603
To... Be happy?
491
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:11,771
Yes.
492
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,407
How can you find that here?
493
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,944
I like trying to be a big fish
In a big pond,
494
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,813
Not a big fish
In a little pond.
495
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,482
What's wrong with that?
496
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,752
Well, what's wrong with it
Is I don't care for that.
497
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,955
Well, I do.
498
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,957
I really do.
499
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,825
I've found what I want.
500
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:33,993
How do you know?
501
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:36,429
You've never tried
Anything else.
502
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:39,699
I don't have to.
503
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:41,100
I don't have to.
504
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,637
Even if I did try, I'd find out
I already found it.
505
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,749
Uh, you know
Something?
506
00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:01,754
It's uh... It's
Coming back to me.
507
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:04,023
It's coming
Back to me
508
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:08,027
Why you and me
Never got together.
509
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:12,031
'cause of what we're
Talking about right now.
510
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,434
Your wanting
To go your way.
511
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,970
Me wanting
To go my way.
512
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,707
You reckon?
513
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,709
I reckon.
514
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:35,154
How about a couple of old
Friends having that last dance?
515
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,123
I'd love it.
516
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,570
Yeah.
517
00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:54,741
One of the great natural
Romances of all time.
518
00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:08,154
Altogether, I'd say it was
An emotion-packed evening,
519
00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:09,522
Wouldn't you?
520
00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:10,823
I'd say that.
521
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:19,699
* mayberry union high
522
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:24,170
Both:
* victory is yours well nigh
523
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:28,808
* we'll hit the line
For points every time *
524
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:36,048
* the orange and blue will
Try, try, try, try *
525
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:40,219
* and when the victory's won
526
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:44,891
* you'll be our favorite son
527
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:51,731
* proud waves your banner
In the sky *
528
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:59,672
* mayberry union high
529
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,679
Kind of gets to you
A little bit, doesn't it?
530
00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:07,947
Oh, no.
531
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,982
Well, yeah.
532
00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:12,084
You know, seeing
All those people
533
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,521
You knew as kids
Growing older --
534
00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:16,556
Kind of makes you sad.
535
00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:17,924
Yeah, I know.
536
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,194
Do the tears
On your pillow
537
00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:24,797
Bespeak the pain
That's in your heart?
538
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,135
Yeah.
539
00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:32,171
[ chuckles ] Me too.
540
00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:42,815
[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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