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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard...
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Also starring don knotts.
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[ humming ]
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[ whistling ]
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[ whistle blows ]
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Mailman.
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Oh, yeah, I'll get it.
[ sighs ]
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I'll take it,
Billy ray.
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Oh, no, you don't.
The mail must go through.
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But I'm standing right here.
Hand it to me, billy ray.
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You're not
An authorized receptacle.
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Well, he's an official
Of this county.
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Means nothing to me.
I'm a fed.
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Wait till you park
That mail truck of yours
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In an illegal spot
Sometime.
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As long as I'm carrying
Registered mail,
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I got the right of way
Over ambulances,
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Polices cars, fire engines,
And heavier than aircraft.
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Put a mail sack
On some people,
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Goes right to their heads!
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"Occupant... Occupant...
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Occupant..."
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Anything for me?
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This is not your mailing
Address, otis.
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"Occupant... Occupant..."
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Mm.
"Andy taylor."
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"Barney fife."
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"Barney fife."
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[ chuckles ]
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Hey, get this, andy--
"Amalgamated oxidation
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"And aluminum corporation
Of america.
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"Dear sir, we are
Pleased to announce
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"That as a result
Of a banner year
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"In both production
And sales
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"Your company
Has declared a dividend
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For all shareholders."
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I'll be dogged.
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Is there a check in there?
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Yeah-- "Enclosed,
Find check for 27 cents."
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How about that?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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I didn't know you was
In the stock market.
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Yeah, well,
I got an eighth of a share
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With floyd and wally
And some of the boys.
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Good idea.
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Well, you know, you got
To plan for the future.
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[ chuckling ]
Yeah.
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Huh?
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Something the matter?
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I don't know.
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Look here.
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Luke comstock.
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Luke comstock...
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I know that name.
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Wait a minute.
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Ain't he the fella you wounded
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In that gas station holdup?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Shot him in the leg.
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Never did do too good.
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Last I heard, his leg
Went kind of game.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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Yeah.
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1952-- that's
A long time ago.
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"Been wanting to see you
For a long time
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To set things straight
Between us."
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Well, look,
He should've known better
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Than to hold up that service
Station in the first place.
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And he shot at you first,
Remember?
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And you could've killed him,
But you didn't.
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What a nerve.
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Now he's coming here
To gun you down for revenge.
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Gun me down?
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Well, it's all
Right here, andy,
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Between the lines
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All you got to do
Is look for it.
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Well, I don't know
About that, barn.
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Well, what do you think
He's coming here for?
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To give you a medal
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For saving
The gas station?
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Well, I don't rightly know
Why he's coming here.
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I reckon I'll
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Just have
To wait and see.
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You don't know why
He's coming here?
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Well, maybe there's
Something about this
I don't know.
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Maybe he's a long lost relative
Or a lodge brother.
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Or maybe he just misses
The fun you used to have
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Shooting him in the leg.
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Come on, barn.
Now, you
Listen to me
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And you listen good.
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Everything about that letter--
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The way it's written,
The way it's folded
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The way the envelope is sealed--
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Everything about it
Says just one thing:
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R-e-v-e-n-g.
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"Reveng?"
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You know what I mean.
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I'm not going
To take no for an answer.
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You've got to get out of town
For a week.
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Go up to the mountains,
Fish a little bit.
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Barney, I don't want
To leave town.
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Now, like I say,
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Let's just wait and see
What luke's coming here for.
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All right, all right,
All right.
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I'm not going
To argue with you.
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But let me do this--
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Let me deputize
Some of the boys
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And give you
Some protection.
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No.
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Then wear a gun.
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No!
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[ telephone rings ]
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Hello. Sheriff's office.
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Oh, yes, mrs. Peterson.
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Oh.
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Well, I'll take care
Of it right away.
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Yes, ma'am. Bye.
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Mrs. Peterson's fluffy's
On the roof again.
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This is a time
For pussycats?
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With a killer on the loose?
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Well, fluffy's got kittens
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And you know how
You feel seeing your
Mother on the roof.
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Andy...
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Take this.
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Put it under your shirt.
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I won't need it, barn.
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Fluffy and I
Have been friends for years.
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Okay... But if you
Get all shot up
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I don't even want
To hear about it!
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All right, men
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Andy might get back
Any minute
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So let's get this
Over with.
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We've got to give him
24-hour protection.
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Raise your right hands
And repeat after me.
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As a deputy of the county
Of mayberry
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I swear to uphold the...
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Otis, get your hand up.
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My time is up, barney.
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Can't I go home now?
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You listen to me-- if anything
Should happen to andy
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We might get us a new sheriff.
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And if we get a new sheriff
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He might not be so easy on you.
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You might not be able
To wander in and out of here
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At your own convenience.
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Now, get your hand up!
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As a deputy of the county...
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Can I ask a question?
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Yeah.
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Are we going
To get guns?
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You are.
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Do we get to ride
In a patrol car?
You do.
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You're a fool, otis.
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This is gonna be fun.
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Be quiet, gomer.
Sounds like somebody
Could get hurt.
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Isn't that right?
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Could be.
That's what bothers me.
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I never cared much
About injuries.
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They're very painful.
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I don't want
Any part of this.
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Now, you listen to me,
Both of you--
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We're here to protect
One of the all-time greats.
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And how you can even think--
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Think, mind you--
Of backing down
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Is beyond me and mine.
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I realize that some of you
Have family responsibilities
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And if, for that reason--
Or any other--
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You feel this mission
Is too dangerous
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And you want to pull out...
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All right...
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You're free to walk
Right out that door.
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Hold it!
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Get back here.
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Now, you get
Them hands up.
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You're both going
To be deputies
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Whether you like it
Or not.
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Now, let's take it
From the top.
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As a deputy of the county
Of mayberry
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I swear to uphold
The laws and regulations
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Therein set to
By statute 4-2-6-c
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County rules and regulations
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Put there by this date
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City of mayberry,
County of mayberry thereon.
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All right.
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Now, this is going to be a
Plainclothes operation.
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I've got a brown suit
That's pretty plain.
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Yeah, that would be good.
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We've got to protect him
Without him knowing.
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Oh, it'll never
Work, barney.
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It'll never work.
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Will you listen to me?
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Will you just
Listen to me?
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Will you do me
That favor
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And just listen to me?
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I've got
A dark gray one that...
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Hold it!
You're at attention.
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I didn't know that.
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All right, now,
We've got to protect andy
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Without him knowing it.
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So just happen to be
Where he is.
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As far as he's concerned
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Everything is
Perfectly normal.
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But every minute
Of every day
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One of us will be
Standing by
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To spring to his side.
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Now, any questions?
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Yeah.
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Suppose this guy shows up,
Pulls out a gun
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Bang-bang-bang--
Lets us have it.
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What then? None
Of us is very good
At this sort of thing
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Including you, barney.
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You darn fool! Andy will
Be there every minute.
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He'll look out for us.
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There. Gotcha.
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Okay...
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That's enough for me.
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I'm bushed.
I'm going to bed.
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Oh, uh, one more
Game, huh, and?
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We've played five games.
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It's nearly 11:00.
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Oh, well, come on,
Let's just play till 11:00.
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Oh, all right.
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[ faint whistling ]
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What was that?
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What was what?
I didn't hear any whistle.
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Well, I got to go, and.
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I thought you wanted
To play another game.
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Well, it's getting
Kind of late.
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That's what I said
A minute ago.
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I guess I didn't hear you.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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Well, good night.
Uh, barn...
Yeah?
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I sure am glad
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You calmed down on that
Luke comstock business.
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You didn't even bring
It up once this evening.
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Oh, well...
Qué será, será.
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Well, if you say so.
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Hey, barn...
[ gasps ]
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Darn fool! Jumping
Out at me like that!
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Are you ready
To take over?
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I think so.
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I noticed this
Brown suit's
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Got a little bitty white
Thread running through it.
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It might not be
Plain enough.
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Come on over here
To the light...
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That suit's fine!
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Where's otis?
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He's around yonder
In the back.
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Remember, if anything
Suspicious happens
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You call me.
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Right.
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Hey, barn?
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I ain't got no
Phone out here.
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You civilians
Just don't know
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How to think
On your feet, do you?
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[ muffled footsteps ]
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[ footsteps continue ]
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[ rustling ]
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Who's there?
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[ meowing ]
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[ thud ]
263
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:21,174
So help me, andy, I don't know
What you're talking about.
264
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:24,111
Now, don't think
I don't think it's
A sweet idea, barney,
265
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,980
But having gomer
And otis out there
All night freezing
266
00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:28,548
Is pretty ridiculous.
267
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,517
Gomer? Otis?
268
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,952
Out where?
269
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,086
You know out where.
270
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,287
Outside of my house.
271
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,223
My bodyguards.
272
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,458
I don't need them, barney, okay?
273
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,162
I'm going to
The post office.
274
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,031
Post office. Right.
275
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:55,042
Who are you
Signaling to?
276
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,979
All right--
You won't protect yourself
277
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,948
So w decided to protect you.
278
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,983
What's so terrible about that?
279
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,419
[ sighs ]
280
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,923
I appreciate that, barn,
I really do.
281
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,259
Luke comstock
Might not even show up.
282
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,161
Did you ever think of that?
283
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,222
It's the truth, andy.
284
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,224
Otis seen him just
As plain as day.
285
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,226
A natty-looking fella with
A limp getting off the bus.
286
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,560
It could have been anybody.
287
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:48,896
A lot of fellas limp.
288
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,097
Yeah, but get this--
289
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,132
He was carrying a
Leather shotgun case.
290
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,266
Oh, andy.
291
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,935
And gomer seen the
Shotgun case, too
292
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,536
And alec the bus driver
Mentioned it.
293
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,005
I don't care
What you do
294
00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,073
But me and my boys are
Gonna be on our toes.
295
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,341
Now, barney...
296
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,110
I don't want to discuss
It any further.
297
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,544
Barney, you just--
Take a lock.
298
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,949
Oh, andy, I know
Barney's excitable
299
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,617
And he has a
Wild imagination
300
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,452
But this does
Sound serious.
301
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,021
[ telephone rings ]
302
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:17,057
It certainly couldn't hurt
To take some precaution.
303
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,326
Aunt bee, I don't know
What more I can do
304
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,928
Besides just waiting.
305
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,230
Hello.
306
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,932
Speaking.
307
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,335
Uh-huh.
308
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:34,041
Uh... Well, yeah,
That-that would be fine.
309
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,708
Goodbye.
310
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,082
Anything wrong?
311
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,616
No, no.
312
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:46,086
That was, uh, luke comstock.
313
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,021
He's coming over.
314
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:52,359
Well, what
Did he say?
315
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:56,997
Nothing. Just said
He's coming over.
316
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,466
Uh, opie, why don't you
Give aunt bee a hand
317
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:02,102
And get some of these dishes
In the kitchen.
318
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,636
Sure, paw.
319
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,085
What are you going to do?
320
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,122
Why don't you and opie
321
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,257
Go over to clara's
For a little bit?
322
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,659
You are going to call
Barney, aren't you?
323
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,062
No, I'd rather not.
324
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,430
Andy, maybe we ought...
325
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,000
Please, aunt bee,
Now, I can handle this.
326
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,068
Better take
Opie's corduroy jacket.
327
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,569
There's a little nip out.
328
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:42,342
Well... I guess
You know best.
329
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,249
Paw?
330
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,552
Yeah, son?
331
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:34,327
Are you scared of the
Trouble that's coming?
332
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:37,497
Uh, what makes you think
There's trouble coming?
333
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,500
You're sending me and aunt bee
Over to miss clara's.
334
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:44,171
Oh, well, I've just got
Some business to talk over.
335
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,506
Are you scared, paw?
336
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,477
Well, I'm a little nervous.
337
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,579
Is this your first time?
338
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:56,349
No. I've been scared
A whole lotta times.
339
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,085
Really, paw?
340
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:01,088
Gosh,
You sure couldn't tell it.
341
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,489
Here you are.
342
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,193
Come on, opie.
343
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,270
[ door closes ]
344
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,591
Uh-huh.
345
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,692
Right, aunt bee.
346
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,228
Okay, I gotcha.
347
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,230
Now, barney,
Don't do anything rash
348
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,565
But perhaps
You could keep an eye on him?
349
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,800
You just leave it to big barn,
Aunt bee.
350
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:48,801
I'll handle it.
351
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,137
You just stay calm.
352
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,639
Everything's
Gonna be fine and dandy.
353
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:42,922
Could get you
Real good, otis.
354
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,257
What are you doing?
355
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,226
Don't you ever
Point a gun at nobody.
356
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,327
Let me out
Of this.
357
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,328
You and gomer go.
358
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,529
Now, otis...
359
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,464
Two's company,
Three's a crowd.
360
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,866
If you back out of this now,
I'm going to spread it
All over town
361
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,768
That you're
A yellow-bellied chicken.
362
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,505
Do you want to be known
As a yellow-bellied chicken?
363
00:18:58,538 --> 00:18:59,872
Oh, I don't mind.
364
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:02,909
You shape up, mister.
365
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:03,943
Now...
366
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,545
Put that down!
367
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,746
I got you, barn.
368
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,715
Settle down, gomer!
369
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,417
Now, let's shape up.
Let's get with this.
This is important.
370
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,484
All right,
I'll go
371
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,353
But I don't want
To carry a gun.
372
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,454
Let's get moving.
373
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,356
Let's make this
Look like a posse.
374
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,824
Come on. Hi-yah!
375
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,260
Hey, wait a minute--
I got an idea.
376
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,261
What?
377
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,829
I'll pick up
Some sandwiches
378
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,731
And meet you
There later.
379
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,266
[ whimpers ]
380
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,607
[ footsteps and shuffling ]
381
00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:00,700
[ buzzes ]
382
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:21,888
Evening, sheriff.
383
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,323
Luke.
384
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,759
Won't you come in?
385
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,701
My business won't take too long,
Sheriff.
386
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,441
[ dog barking ]
387
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,634
[ door slams loudly ]
388
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,937
After that shooting scrape
We had
389
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,839
I laid on my back
In the hospital
390
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,441
For six whole months.
391
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,743
Well, that must have been
Pretty rough on you.
392
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,711
I had a chance
To review my whole life
393
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,713
From when I was a boy
To where I was--
394
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,482
Lying with my leg game for life.
395
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,783
All I could think of was:
396
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:24,884
What a waste.
397
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,953
So I made up my mind
Then and there
398
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,856
I was gonna make something
Of myself, sheriff.
399
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,558
I began reading and studying
400
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,560
While I was
Still in the hospital.
401
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:36,963
I developed quite an interest
In mathematics and electricity.
402
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,565
One thing led to another.
403
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:41,100
Today I own a chain
Of television repair stores
404
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,101
In cleveland.
405
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,304
I'm leading a good life.
406
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,740
Well, I, uh...
407
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,910
I certainly am
Glad to hear that, luke.
408
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:54,347
If you hadn't laid me up,
Who knows where I'd be today?
409
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:57,684
You come all the way down here
To tell me that?
410
00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,453
That and to bring you
A little gift of appreciation.
411
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,722
I know how you people down here
Love to hunt
412
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,557
So I brought you
This shotgun.
413
00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:07,927
For pete's sake, andy, don't
Just stand there-- rush him!
414
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,830
Well, that'll bring down
Them northern honkers.
415
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:13,600
They got a wingspread
That big.
416
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,402
Too late -- he's got
The drop on him.
417
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,503
What do we do?
418
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:17,504
What do we do?
419
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,839
I know-- the lights.
420
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,945
Come on, back door.
421
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,947
Well, must be a fuse, luke.
422
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,549
Come on out here.
423
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:38,858
[ shouting and scuffling ]
424
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,609
What is this?
425
00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:59,412
Uh, this is our mayberry
Knot-tying class.
426
00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:01,113
It meets here
Every tuesday.
427
00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:03,616
That's a nice one
You got there, boys.
428
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,126
All right, all right!
429
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,496
How was I supposed to know?
430
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,998
I can't read somebody's mind,
For gosh sakes!
431
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:22,502
Comstock's an ex-con.
I took it from there.
432
00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:23,836
Why don't we just
Forget about it?
433
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,505
It's forgotten, barn.
434
00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,974
We talked about it all last
Night and all this morning.
435
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:30,109
So far as I'm concerned,
The matter's closed.
436
00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:32,612
No harm done.
Good, good.
Let's just drop it.
437
00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:34,614
I'm for that.
438
00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:38,851
A man's been trained
For law work all his life,
439
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:40,520
His instincts
Take over.
440
00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:42,455
Forget it.
It's forgotten.
441
00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,526
Andy.
Yeah, otis.
442
00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:49,462
Listen, I'm sure sorry
About last night.
443
00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:51,163
I didn't want to be a deputy
Anyway.
444
00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:52,865
Uh, it's okay, otis.
445
00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,567
Well, it's all
Barney's fault.
446
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:57,169
Oh, will you hold it?
That subject's been closed.
447
00:23:57,203 --> 00:23:59,205
We agreed not to talk
About it anymore.
448
00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:01,040
Oh, I see.
Take a lock?
449
00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:02,942
Take a lock.
Take a lock.
450
00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:10,917
Well, it was all
His fault.
451
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,251
Aw, shut up, otis!
452
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,920
Well, he--
Will you just
Shut up?!
453
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:20,527
[ clears throat ]
Barney, the fact --
454
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,061
Take a lock, andy.
455
00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:30,870
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