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- The 1.30pm class. - OK.
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I find myself with so much free time
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on my hands after my break-up
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that I decided to pick up new hobbies.
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- So you're May Ho? - Yes.
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It's normal to rebound and gain weight.
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Hang in there and don't give up.
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Thanks.
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Hot pot this weekend?
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Hell yeah!
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Liang the Exiled would love to join in.
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Good morning, everyone.
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Let's start with the child pose.
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Knees on the floor.
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Hips reaching towards the heels.
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Breathe out.
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It sure feels good to workout.
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Sweating out all the
toxins and bitterness
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that have been... building up in me.
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So this is my first time
in a gym locker room.
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I had no idea
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women prance around in here
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with their bits hanging out.
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I know times are changing
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but this is a bit too much
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for a conservative lady like yours truly.
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No, Red. Stop staring.
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You're a sophisticated and worldly woman.
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It's beneath you
to be checking out boobies...
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Pink?!
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What was she weaned on?
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Lady, if you're done towelling off
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maybe you wanna put your girls away?
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What the heck is going on here?
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I don't get it.
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Why are they using
public dryers that way?
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Does everyone do that?
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Is she giving her crotch a blowout?
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The Accidental Influencer
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Episode 8: Legs Open, Hearts Open
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- Hi. - Hi, baby.
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What are you looking at?
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Someone reposted this.
Look, it's so funny.
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This is the sort of panties she wears.
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No wonder she got dumped.
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I mean,
these panties are seriously hideous.
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To all cheating bastards...
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have you licked your balls today?
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To all cheating bastards...
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have you licked your balls today?
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That's how it is in locker rooms.
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So what did you do?
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I just grabbed my jacket and fled.
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"Fast absorbing"...
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Sounds good. May I try it?
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Vi, you certainly wasted no time
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reverting to your true nature
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now that Showta has left.
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You even skipped work.
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I'm not. I'm on an errand for my boss.
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Uni's at the pet salon.
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I have to pick her up in a bit.
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Why did I bother getting a degree?
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Look where I am now.
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Playing nanny to a poodle.
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So you guys are fine with women
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going around naked in a locker room?
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We have the same bits anyway.
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Yeah. It's like being in a science fair.
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You show them your stuff
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and they show you theirs.
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You can learn from each other.
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- Is that how it goes?
- Don't listen to her.
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Have you even been in a science fair?
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Nope.
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Anyway, it's no big deal.
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You'll get used to it.
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We can go together next time.
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Good idea.
And we can go for hot pot after.
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Yeah. And maybe... ask Liang along too?
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Wow, it absorbs really fast.
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Red Ho.
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Ooh, let's see what's up.
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Who's that? What's so funny?
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My followers.
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They're doing wordplay on that
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"my emptiness is a beast" hogwash.
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And they're so creative. Check this out.
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"My banana is a beast."
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"It's only going to leave your mouth"
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"bruised and battered."
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But bananas are soft.
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How would it bruise anyone's mouth?
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Let it sink in.
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Hey, don't change the topic.
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Just when are you going to forgive Liang?
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Hasn't he done enough to make amends?
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He could practically
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win the Nobel Peace Prize already.
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She's not mad at him anymore.
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It's just her ego getting in the way.
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I'm fine with him joining us
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if he gives in to my request.
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OK. All done.
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I've put together a nice outfit for you
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to wear to all your interviews.
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You won't need to worry
about what to wear then.
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And this.
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Use this. Your skin is so dry.
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Nice.
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It's sad enough
that you're dry down there.
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The least you can do
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is keep your face moist and plump.
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I'm leaving.
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Wait one second!
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- Your shorts! - Your shorts!
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Mind your shorts.
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You sure show a lot of skin
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for someone who's such a prude
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in the locker room
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It's not the same thing.
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I'm off for my interview.
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- Wish me luck. - Good luck!
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It is a little in my area of interest...
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Job Fair
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- Huang Yanchun. - Here.
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This way, please.
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- Hi. - I'm Red Ho.
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Please sign in here.
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I'm number 28? This is quite a turnout.
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The interview
will be on the eighth floor.
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Please take a seat and wait for
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- your number to be called. - Thanks.
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I haven't had to do this in years.
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Gee, this is a little nerve-racking.
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Good luck, Red. You've got this.
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- Zhang Shangshu. - Here!
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This way, please.
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He sure is enthusiastic.
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It's all right. I'll just be myself.
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I've got way more experience
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than these greenhorns.
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Why do some of them look kinda familiar?
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Crap! They were the folks
I interviewed before.
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- Excuse me...
- You got the wrong person.
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Excuse me. May I borrow a pen?
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- Here you go. - Thanks.
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Didn't they all graduate
from top schools?
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If they can't find a job
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what are the chances of me finding one?
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Zhang Zixuan.
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This way, please.
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You Chengkai.
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Yang Xiuwen.
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Zhuang Yahan.
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Red Ho.
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Is Miss Red Ho here?
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- Here. - Come this way.
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We're looking for someone bilingual.
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Please assess your proficiency
in English.
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Is it basic, intermediate or advanced?
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You spent seven years at your last job.
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You didn't think
to get more certifications?
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You held the same position
all seven years.
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Was the lack of a promotion
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because you didn't have the opportunity
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or because
you have no ambition or ability?
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It takes going to a job interview to know
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how difficult
it is to get a job these days.
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If my cheating bastard of an ex
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weren't boinking my ex-boss
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I would still have a job.
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R�sum� submitted
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You were at your last company for years.
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Why did you leave?
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I wanted to challenge and enrich myself.
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Meaning you left for personal reasons?
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If we were to hire you
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would you leave for personal reasons...
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Only if you steal my boyfriend.
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I mean, I don't have a boyfriend now
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so I'm not worried about that.
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Not that I'm implying you'd steal my man.
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What I'm saying is I'm loyal.
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I don't cheat.
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Nor would I quit for no reason.
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No matter what happens
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I won't quit on impulse.
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I will give my all to the company...
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R�sum� submitted
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Hi, I'm Red.
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I was an accountant
at Hua Xuan Food Company.
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I have seven years of experience.
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My responsibilities include
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invoice issuance and reversal
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business tax filing...
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drafting financial reports
and cashier work.
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I'm familiar with the various areas
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- of accounting...
- Have you had breakfast?
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Don't you find this to be
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an ungodly hour for an interview?
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If the cheating bastard
could keep me in bed
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I wouldn't be up and about this early.
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Speak of the devil.
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Red Ho.
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What are you doing here?
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Is this your IG?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Help! I've been ambushed by
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the cheating bastard.
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What is wrong with you?
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You told me to document my life.
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I took your advice.
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No, you're just punishing me.
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I got home and found my guitar smashed.
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That was you too, wasn't it?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Maybe that beast
you call Emptiness did it.
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This is personal.
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Not material for your jokes.
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Well, it happened to me.
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I can talk about it any way I like.
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Besides, I didn't name names.
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Why are you assuming it's you?
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Are you this hungry for fame?
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Is that poison
you have running in your veins?
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Are you so toxic you'd drag us down
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into your vortex of petty jealousy?
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This is gold. I've got to take it down.
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Playing the victim
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when you're the one inflicting pain.
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On me and on JC.
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- I'm inflicting pain on JC? - Yeah.
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- Did I hear that right? - Yeah.
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I'm the one
who's jobless and got cheated on.
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You chose to quit!
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Don't you dare put the blame on us!
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Chou Chihming, are you saying
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I chose to be JC's assistant
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so I could stumble on you two
cheating on me?
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Red Ho.
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Please get the order of things straight.
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I meant every word
I said when we broke up.
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Even if I had not met JC
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we wouldn't have worked out.
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I'd delete that IG account if I were you.
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You're being really pathetic right now.
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By the way, one thing you should know...
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I don't get paid for working overtime.
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- Namaste. - Namaste.
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Thanks.
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- Who does he think he is? - Yeah.
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He can cheat, but you can't be mad?
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He's ridiculous.
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He said I should delete my IG account.
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And that I have poison
running in my veins.
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Was what I did really so bad?
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Not at all.
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If he can be a cheating piece of shit
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then you can tell the world about it.
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Yeah. It's none of his damn business.
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Keep posting on IG.
What can he do to you?
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Yeah. What can he possibly do to me?
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Hire a hitman?
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If I do get killed
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you can each keep one of my double chins.
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What would I want with your chin?
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He'll get what's coming to him.
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Your focus now is to find a job
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and live a fuller life than before.
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That's the best form of revenge.
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No. I think the search
for a new job can wait.
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00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:48,320
Red should be looking for a new man.
274
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,080
What kind of advice is this?
275
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,280
I mean, Red
276
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,600
how many boyfriends have you had?
277
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,360
As far as I know...
278
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:55,840
three?
279
00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:57,920
Yeah, three.
280
00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,600
All right, think about it.
281
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,320
You've only been with three guys.
282
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,560
That's why you're completely devastated
283
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,400
by this break-up.
284
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,760
Imagine if you have had more boyfriends
285
00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,480
say... 30.
286
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,080
Then, your pain goes from 1/3 to 1/30.
287
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,360
Doesn't that make a huge difference?
288
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,760
That actually makes sense.
289
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,520
What kind of maths is this?
290
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,360
I don't get your brand of maths.
291
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,640
Anyway, you need to get back out there
292
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,640
and bump up that denominator.
293
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,800
It's not like shopping for grocery.
294
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,400
Men are hard to come by.
295
00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,280
God, you're such a fossil.
296
00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,080
Just go on some dating apps.
297
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,200
Pass me your phone.
298
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,680
OK.
299
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:39,800
When did you guys get changed?
300
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,920
All right. I'll leave Red to you.
301
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,040
I'm going to shower.
302
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,120
Just remember this.
303
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,920
You got what they got.
304
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:50,200
All right, I'll download...
305
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,680
just three apps for now.
306
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:53,320
That many?
307
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,880
I don't want you getting in
too deep too fast.
308
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,920
Three is just nice for you
to dip your toes in.
309
00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,320
But I'm not ready for this.
310
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,120
It doesn't have to be serious.
311
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,280
You'll just be meeting new people.
312
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:05,320
Grab a meal, have a chat
313
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,560
and maybe... have some fun together.
314
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:11,040
But first, you have to forget that prick.
315
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,360
OK?
316
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,720
Here, fill in your bio.
317
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,480
Why haven't you
changed out of your clothes?
318
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:20,720
I'll do it in a bit.
319
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,560
OK. I'm off to shower.
320
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,920
Oh, yes. A word of advice to you.
321
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,680
Open your heart.
322
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,960
Embrace new romances.
323
00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,280
She's nuts.
324
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:45,240
Remember this. I have what they have.
325
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,600
- Do you have any body lotion? - Of
course.
326
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,600
Peach... watermelon.
327
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,040
Peach.
328
00:13:58,440 --> 00:13:59,680
Watermelon.
329
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,440
Watermelon, peach.
330
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:02,680
Watermelon.
331
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,920
I can't do this.
332
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,440
I've been working on my butt
333
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,320
and I really see a difference.
334
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,640
- Feel it. - Let me see.
335
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,440
Right?
336
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,120
- Let me feel them. - Right?
337
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,160
Hell, boob and butts everywhere.
338
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,760
Job? Unemployed.
339
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:23,880
Hobbies?
340
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,080
Saving money. Finding a job.
341
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,880
Mocking my ex.
342
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,400
I doubt this will get me any dates.
343
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,920
The Ex-Girlfriend From Hell
just posted a story.
344
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,400
Really? I love her rants.
345
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:39,680
I like how she can find humour
346
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:40,960
even in the most awful situations.
347
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,200
True that.
348
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,440
She has no qualms sharing things
349
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,600
that are really personal.
350
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,560
She's so unapologetically herself.
351
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,720
I envy her. I wish I could do that too.
352
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,240
Tell the assholes and scumbags in my life
353
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,720
what I really think of them.
354
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,160
I know. I can't do it either.
355
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,520
Right?
356
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,160
I think I sort of get it now.
357
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,640
Everyone wants to be seen.
358
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,520
Some of us fulfil this need on IG
359
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,720
while the others
do it in the locker room.
360
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,880
Well, if everyone is doing it...
361
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,320
what's stopping me?
362
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,840
Come on, my fellow sisters.
363
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,320
Let's see and be seen!
364
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,400
Aren't you gonna take a peek?
365
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:32,920
You're not gonna check out my goods?
366
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,720
Whatever. I'm going to get a nice shower.
367
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,160
Being naked can be a bit chilly.
368
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,200
Why do I feel like I forgot something?
369
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,320
Cut it out.
370
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,400
Never seen someone going commando?
371
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,680
If I find the idiot
who stole my underwear...
372
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,960
You could've bought a new pair
like I suggested.
373
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,800
I'm not wasting money on this.
374
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,440
Cheapskate.
375
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,040
Where's Liang? Did he flake on us?
376
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,800
Well, I wouldn't blame him if he did.
377
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,280
It's too much, Red.
378
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,920
What you wanted him to do.
379
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,240
Can one of you get me some sauce?
380
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,360
What?
381
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,000
I don't want to stand up.
382
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:34,840
Aww, it's my dear brother-in-law.
383
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,160
He actually did it!
384
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,720
- Greetings, Your Highness. - My god.
385
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,960
I can feel your sincerity.
386
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,240
Look at these boobies.
387
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,880
Yours is the best pair I've seen all day.
388
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,280
So perky.
389
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,840
- Are we good? - Red.
390
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,400
Forgive him already.
391
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,600
Is there a lot to see
in men's locker rooms too?
392
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,720
Of course. Dudes doing squats
393
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,320
lunges, pushups and whatnot.
394
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,640
But doesn't it... you know
395
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,680
when a dude does pushups naked.
396
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,840
I'm not sure. I don't stare.
397
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,320
Does it do this
398
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,840
when a dude is lifting kettlebells?
399
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,280
And this when he hula hoops?
400
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,280
And this when he does a handstand.
401
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:28,680
All right... that's enough.
402
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:29,960
Stop. Please.
403
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,480
How's the job hunt going?
404
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,160
I've sent out my r�sum�s.
405
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,880
Now I'm waiting to see
if I get any calls.
406
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,920
This is my friend's trading company.
407
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000
Their accountant is going on
408
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,080
maternity leave next month.
409
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,520
Care to fill in?
410
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,760
- I'll think about it. - Just do it.
411
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,040
You have to buck up.
412
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,240
Or your mum's gonna skin me for real
413
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,720
the next time I see her.
414
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,040
My dear brother-in-law.
415
00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:02,720
I really think you're my guardian angel.
416
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,360
Ouch, cut it out. Stop it already.
417
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,480
All right, let's get down to business.
418
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:08,920
- Yes. - What business?
419
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,600
Yeah, let's do that.
420
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,640
What are you doing?
421
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,000
Just wait and see.
422
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,320
Buy one... get one free.
423
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,480
- Eww. It's warm. - Happy birthday.
424
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,000
It's your lunar birthday.
425
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,240
Really?
426
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,000
Your last birthday was a shitshow.
427
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,440
We'll make up for it today.
428
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,160
That's right. Here, make a wish.
429
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:35,480
You're officially 30 today.
430
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,280
32 according to the Chinese calendar.
431
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,440
Shut up.
432
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:43,480
My first wish is to find a job soon.
433
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,120
My second wish is to win the lottery.
434
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:50,160
My third wish is...
435
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,520
I think it's about us.
436
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,800
- Happy birthday! - Happy birthday!
437
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,520
Thank you, guys.
438
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:05,720
Time to eat the peach bun!
439
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,360
Wait! I need a picture.
440
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:08,840
You're really gonna eat that?
441
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,360
Come on, it's a gift from the heart.
442
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,200
And I kept it nicely warmed.
443
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,560
Touch it and see.
444
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,560
Your boobies.
445
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,000
Wait. I need both.
446
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,320
Let's get a picture of you two.
447
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,600
- Together, Red.
- How do I look? Come on.
448
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,240
So pretty!
449
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,320
Nice!
450
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,680
So what if I've lost my man and my job?
451
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,360
I'm good as long as I have this bunch of
452
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,160
goofy, filthy-minded buddies
453
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,200
sticking by me always.
454
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,000
May we all be healthy
455
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,520
and never stop being crazy.
456
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,800
If I get to have a fourth birthday wish
457
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,680
I'd use it on Beastie Chou.
458
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,560
May he step into
459
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,120
a steaming pile of shit every day.
460
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,000
What are you looking at?
461
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,240
Nothing.
462
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,040
Just trying to work out a schedule.
463
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,040
I have an irate client
who's being difficult...
464
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:08,600
What is this?
465
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,880
I found this in your bedroom.
466
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,840
What is this?
467
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,080
Tell me.
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