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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:06,520 This is a tragic tale of righteous fury. 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,320 Days after finding out that 3 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:09,680 Beastie Chou was cheating on me 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,160 with my horrible bitch of an ex-boss 5 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,280 that scumbag texted me 6 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:17,160 to pick up my stuff from his friend's shop. 7 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:18,760 He actually said... 8 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,000 I'm giving back our memories together. 9 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:22,920 I hope this will help you 10 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,000 move on from our past. 11 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:27,760 Best regards. 12 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,200 Oh, shove those regards up your... 13 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,280 Fine, so you're returning my stuff? 14 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:33,600 I'll do the same! 15 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:34,680 Big frickin' deal! 16 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:38,040 I'm Chou Chihming's friend. 17 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,160 I'm here to pick up my stuff. 18 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,240 Please give this to him. 19 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:43,920 OK. Just one second. 20 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,120 The hell? 21 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,240 Did he have to use such a see-through bag? 22 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,840 My panties. Are they clean? 23 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:58,320 Sorry. 24 00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:59,400 Not another one. 25 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:00,480 Yellow lucky panties. Size: XL. 26 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:01,840 Sorry about that. 27 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:02,960 Just kill me now. 28 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:04,040 Why did I leave these at his place? 29 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,280 Big dick corkscrew (Used for a year) 30 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:08,520 Chou Chihming, wasn't dumping me enough? 31 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:09,600 Why are you doing this to me? 32 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:10,800 So I'll pass this to him? 33 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:12,080 Hang on. 34 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:22,840 Go to hell, Chou Chihming! 35 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:27,800 Please give this to him. 36 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:36,800 Cheating bastard's toothbrush. Unused. 37 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,160 The Accidental Influencer 38 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:51,120 Episode 6: There's No Place Like Home 39 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,720 We're targeting small to mid-sized dessert shops 40 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,720 with a stable client base for analysis. 41 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:00,880 This includes... 42 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:01,960 Right, Red Ho. 43 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,480 Mr Liang, we require the director's approval 44 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,280 - to process Red's transfer. - OK. 45 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,200 Please have her sign off on it. 46 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:09,360 Will do. OK. 47 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,320 - Thank you, sir. - OK. I'll check with her. 48 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,280 - OK, thanks. - Thanks too. 49 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:16,760 ...there's every chance we can exceed 50 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,000 last season's sales figures 51 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,120 and this wraps up our report. 52 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:21,200 Thank you, everyone. 53 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,360 OK. Let's proceed accordingly. 54 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:26,920 We'll keep each other posted on any updates. 55 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,120 - All right? Thank you all. - Thanks... 56 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,680 JC. 57 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,280 JC... JC? 58 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,760 - JC! - Yes. Yes, got it. 59 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,800 Great. 60 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,000 JC. 61 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:45,640 HR requires your signature 62 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,760 for Red Ho's job transfer. 63 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,560 Who's that? 64 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,240 Do I know her? 65 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,640 She's your former assistant. 66 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,920 I thought she quit. 67 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:57,200 What do I have to sign? 68 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:58,400 You have to sign off on her transfer 69 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,040 so that Accounting can approve her resignation 70 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,320 and HR can proceed with... 71 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,160 Anyway, just sign here. 72 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:05,840 OK. JC. 73 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,400 - Good. - All right, I'm off. 74 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,800 Liang. 75 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,240 Hey, Mr Wang. 76 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,960 It's been a while since we've had drinks. 77 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:22,400 When are you free? Let's catch up. 78 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:25,280 Yeah, Mr Liang. Let's go for drinks. 79 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:28,040 - But I'm... - Enough with the "buts". 80 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,760 Now that you're divorced and no longer 81 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,120 have to go home to your wife 82 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,680 what's your excuse? 83 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:33,880 It's such a shame. 84 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,120 Your ex-wife was a babe. 85 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:37,800 How would you... 86 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,080 So, what say you? 87 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:42,880 Oh, I can't say no to you. 88 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,320 Say the word and I'll be there. 89 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:45,920 Now that's my man! 90 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,880 - That's the attitude. - Yeah. 91 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,040 Yeah. 92 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,440 Right! 93 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:54,000 Right. 94 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,960 We'll fix a date. 95 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,040 Sure. 96 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,600 Bye, Mr Liang. 97 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,080 Wait up, Mr Wang. 98 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:09,480 Reminder: Father-in-law's birthday 99 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,840 Isn't it only Monday? 100 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,240 Why am I so tired? 101 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,320 Here, my dear brother-in-law. 102 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:17,720 This is good for you. 103 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:21,400 Wilson. 104 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,520 It's Dad's birthday this weekend, right? 105 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:24,880 Tell Mum to leave it to me. 106 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:25,960 I'll book a nice restaurant. 107 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:27,280 You know what, Liang? 108 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,560 My sister divorcing you is my family's loss. 109 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:31,720 Why don't you marry him then? 110 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,000 All right, just one second. 111 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:35,760 Say bye to Showta. 112 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,120 Bye, Showta. 113 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:38,520 Showta, I love you! 114 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:41,680 Bye. 115 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,280 When is Showta coming to Taiwan? 116 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,120 Soon. I've applied for leave from work. 117 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,040 Congratulations. You can finally get some. 118 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:50,680 Hey, where's my sister? 119 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,560 She's furious with Liang. 120 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,120 So she's not joining us for hot pot anymore. 121 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,200 Oh, it's that bad? 122 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,680 Yeah. Vivian and I tried everything we could 123 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:00,760 but she wouldn't budge. 124 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:01,840 In her own words... 125 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,640 "I refuse to be in the same room as him." 126 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,840 That's why we got you instead. 127 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,480 Gee, thanks. 128 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,200 I can't believe she's passing up hot pot. 129 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,240 - What's she up to then? - Nothing. 130 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,320 Check her IG and see for yourself. 131 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,120 Observations on the dude across the street. 132 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,720 Day One. 9.52pm 133 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,120 Subject is showering. 134 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:21,520 Day Two. Subject in shower. 135 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,120 He used hair conditioner today. 136 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:25,760 10.41pm. New individual sighted. 137 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:29,000 10.43pm. 138 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,880 Subject has made contact. 139 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,200 Censored 140 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:34,520 Enough! Cut it out! 141 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,400 So that's what she's doing at home? 142 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,840 Nice, I wanna be his neighbour too. 143 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,760 I'll try talking to her. 144 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,120 Make sure she comes for lunch this weekend. 145 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,640 I doubt she'll show up if she finds out 146 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:50,840 that you organised the lunch. 147 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,320 But it's my dad's birthday. 148 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:53,480 She has to be there, especially now that 149 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:54,760 she's jobless and single. 150 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:55,880 If my parents were to find out 151 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,200 she'll never hear the end of it. 152 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,440 Whatever you do 153 00:05:58,520 --> 00:05:59,600 just get her out of her apartment. 154 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,240 No worries. 155 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:02,640 With Red, there's nothing 156 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,200 a little cash can't take care of. 157 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:07,840 Here you go, Boss. 158 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,240 Hey, Wilson. 159 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:12,760 Fried noodles? 160 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,200 That's all we're having? 161 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,280 We'd like an order of garlic pork too. 162 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,760 Garlic pork coming right up. 163 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:20,520 And sausage. 164 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:22,680 That's more like it. 165 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:24,240 I've only been having plain bread 166 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:25,680 and I'm so sick of it. 167 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,000 I heard Liang talked to HR 168 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:29,640 and made sure you got a full month's pay. 169 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,000 Are you still mad at him? 170 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,360 Am I supposed to fall to my knees and thank him? 171 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:35,960 So says the ingrate. 172 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,080 Dad's birthday lunch is this weekend. 173 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,240 You'll come, right? 174 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,880 - Liang's organising it? - Yeah. 175 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,240 Fine... 176 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,080 How's the job hunt going? 177 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:50,760 It's going. 178 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,200 Going how? 179 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:54,440 - Are you even trying? - I am. 180 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,760 While you're at it, look for a boyfriend too. 181 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:58,160 Mum just might cut you some slack 182 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,040 if you can secure one of the two. 183 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,280 Wilson Ho. 184 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,200 You've been spreading so much negative energy. 185 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:07,960 The Ex-Girlfriend From Hell. 186 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,800 Hey, I've been more than kind. 187 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:11,920 I could've revealed Chihming's name 188 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,040 and ruined his life, but I didn't. 189 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,720 I'm just out to break his spirit. 190 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,400 So that's all you've been up to? 191 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,160 Public-shaming your ex on IG. 192 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,560 Yeah, so? 193 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:21,560 I have a bunch of your childhood pictures 194 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:22,640 where you're butt naked. 195 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:23,840 Should I post them too? 196 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,680 Don't get me wrong. I'm on your side. 197 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:26,760 - Can we sit here? - Sure. 198 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,280 OK. Thanks. 199 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,520 Check this out. The decor's retro. 200 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:31,920 It really is. 201 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,280 That's Queen Green. 202 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:35,480 Do you know him? 203 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:36,880 Yeah. 204 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,400 My ex-company wanted him 205 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:39,600 as their brand ambassador 206 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,360 but my bitch of an ex-boss 207 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:44,160 who happens to be my ex-boyfriend's new girl 208 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:45,440 screwed up the deal big time. 209 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:47,560 Tasting time. 210 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,000 How would you rate it? 211 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,280 You have to book a table here 212 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:55,360 two to three months ahead of time... 213 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,000 Life sure is unpredictable. 214 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,440 We knew we'd be in the same line of work now? 215 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,000 You wish! 216 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,800 You only have 100 followers. 217 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,160 He has a thousand times more. 218 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,240 Wow! 100,000 followers? 219 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,000 That's not considered a lot in their field. 220 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,480 A selfie to mark this moment. 221 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:15,000 You don't follow his IG, do you? 222 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:16,200 Which means you have no common ground 223 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:17,360 with 100,000 people out there 224 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,960 half of whom are guys. 225 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,440 In short, you're missing out on 226 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:23,120 50,000 potential dates. That must hurt. 227 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:24,920 You follow him, right? 228 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,520 Where are your 50,000 girlfriends? Show me. 229 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:28,600 I'm just trying to help, you know. 230 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:29,680 You don't even know 231 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:30,760 how to check in and use hashtags. 232 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:32,280 Nobody will see your posts. 233 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,640 Here, let me do it. 234 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,040 Location: Yongkang Street, #queengreen 235 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,440 #breakup #cheater #breakupftw 236 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,720 #7daysunwashedhair 237 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,080 You can tell? 238 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:46,840 My advice to you is 239 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:48,120 if you wanna do this, go all in. 240 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,760 Go balls to the wall on shaming Chou Chihming. 241 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,080 Rip him a new one. 242 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:53,600 Let the world know what an asshole he is. 243 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:59,200 What? You're not alone, you know. 244 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:00,760 I'm just as pissed off with what he did. 245 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,960 Anyway, you really should move on 246 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,320 and patch things up with Liang. 247 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:07,760 It's really not his fault. I feel bad for him. 248 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,040 He's the one who should move on. 249 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:13,480 Doing so much for his ex-wife's family. 250 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,640 Yes, I'd like a table for eight. 251 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,000 No beef. 252 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:20,760 Can you seat us in a private room? 253 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:22,680 OK. Thanks. 254 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:38,600 Yes. Great. Thanks... 255 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:58,680 No, don't eat your booger. 256 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,520 There's plenty of stuff to eat later. 257 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,440 This way, please. 258 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:04,960 - Hi. - Hi. 259 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,600 My goodness, Red. 260 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,480 That's what you wearing for Dad's birthday? 261 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:10,120 It's just lunch. 262 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,520 Say hi to Aunt Red. 263 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:14,120 Hi, Aunt Red. 264 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,440 Hey, kiddo. 265 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:16,520 This is so typical of you. 266 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,680 Always acting out to get attention. 267 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,360 She's the perfect example of 268 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:22,280 a kid who's crying for attention. 269 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,360 Don't analyse me with your secondhand 270 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:24,680 psycho-babble from mummy magazines. 271 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,160 This way, please. 272 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,520 - Dad. Mum. - Here you are. 273 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:29,840 Aww, my darling grandson. 274 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,080 Grandpa. Grandma. 275 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,480 Good boy. 276 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,040 Uncle Wilson. 277 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,200 Red. 278 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,400 Did you just get out of bed? 279 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,640 Yeah, duh. 280 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:39,760 You! 281 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,760 Did you hear what she said? 282 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,480 Where's Chihming? 283 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,160 Sorry, I didn't invite him. 284 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,080 I mean, it's Dad's birthday. 285 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,880 I thought to keep it family only. 286 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,600 Happy birthday, Dad. 287 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,800 I hope you'll enjoy this. 288 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:58,920 Thank you. 289 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,240 You're the best. 290 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,640 Thanks, Mum. 291 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:02,760 Hold this. 292 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,160 Let's all sit down. 293 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,560 Come on... 294 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,920 - Have a seat... - Time to eat. 295 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Sit over there. 296 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,440 Family only? Then why are you here? 297 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,520 It's Dad's birthday, I ought to be here. 298 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,760 It's been a while since we all got together. 299 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,880 I'd like to propose a toast... 300 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,160 to Shucheng. 301 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:23,960 Thank you for organising this. 302 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,920 Thanks, Mum. Thanks, Dad. 303 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,000 - Thanks, Uncle Liang. - Good boy. 304 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,440 Thank you, Liang. 305 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:41,560 Red. 306 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,080 Dad wants to talk to you. 307 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:46,480 Doesn't Chihming live nearby? 308 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,000 Ask him over for some cake. 309 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,840 I don't think we should, Mum. 310 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:51,920 It's too short notice. 311 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,640 I'm sure it's fine. Tell him to join us. 312 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,760 Call him, Red. Come on. 313 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,720 Here's the thing, Mum... 314 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,280 He's dead. 315 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,560 What? 316 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,120 What Red meant to say is... 317 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,120 Chihming's pet died. He's feeling down. 318 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,840 That's why we didn't invite him. 319 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,920 My, these days pets mean more than family. 320 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:22,680 Never mind then. 321 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,640 Incoming call: Big Sis 322 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,400 May's calling. 323 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,600 It's Dad's birthday. Mind what you say. 324 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:29,840 Don't talk to me. 325 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:30,960 You took that bitch's side. 326 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,160 I have nothing to say to you. 327 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:33,680 "That bitch"? Who are you referring to? 328 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,640 - Hello, May. - Hello? 329 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,520 The heiress of Hua Xuan Food Company. 330 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,760 - Hello? - The heiress of Hua Xuan? 331 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,160 What does she have to do with Liang? 332 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,200 What do you think? 333 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:44,760 It's a dom/sub relationship. 334 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,360 Can you hear me, Wilson? 335 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,760 Mummy, what's a dom/sub relationship? 336 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,480 Shush now, the adults are talking. 337 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:52,840 - I'll try calling again. - Eat your food. 338 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,400 I can't hear you, Wilson. 339 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,720 - Hello? - I said I'll call you again. 340 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:57,800 - You. - Yeah? 341 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,600 Not you. You. 342 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,080 Are you seeing someone? 343 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,080 - What are you talking about? - No, I'm not. 344 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,160 - This is a misunderstanding. - What? 345 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:07,240 - That's all. - I can't hear a word. 346 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,240 What are you guys saying? 347 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,360 Liang is seeing someone. 348 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,640 It's his boss's daughter. 349 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,440 What? Liang Shucheng is seeing someone? 350 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,120 Then why did you send me 351 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,800 those mushy texts yesterday? 352 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,320 Oh, my god. 353 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,160 No, May, it's not me. 354 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,560 - Not you? - I knew it! 355 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,840 I knew this day would come. 356 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,440 I knew you'll leave us one day. 357 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,680 - Let me speak, Mum... - We don't deserve you. 358 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,120 You're the best son-in-law 359 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,560 any family could ask for. 360 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,000 That's right. If only the other men 361 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,480 in this family could be half as decent. 362 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,760 Liang Shucheng, why the hell are you 363 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,080 at my dad's birthday lunch? 364 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,400 She means you! 365 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,240 - Oh, my god! - Hands off! And you! 366 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,400 Daddy, what's a dom/sub relationship? 367 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,400 Shush. 368 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:51,800 Eat your food. 369 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:55,960 Red. 370 00:13:58,960 --> 00:13:59,960 It's Chou Chihming. 371 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,280 He's seeing someone else. 372 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:03,720 What? 373 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,120 We broke up. 374 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,200 - What? - You broke up? 375 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,280 Why did you break up? 376 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,320 I thought you were doing fine. 377 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,440 - What happened? - Wait! 378 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,160 Why didn't you say anything? 379 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,400 What's there to say? 380 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,280 There she goes again. Crying for attention. 381 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,920 Who exactly is Liang seeing again? 382 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,120 What are you going to do then? 383 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,320 You don't have a boyfriend. 384 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,080 So what? I'll live. 385 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,320 - Mind your words. - Shut up. 386 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,600 It's fine. I'll fix you up with someone. 387 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:28,720 No. 388 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,600 Mum, Red's not in the mood 389 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,720 to start a new relationship. 390 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:33,880 Instead of finding her a boyfriend 391 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,160 why don't you find her a new... 392 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,480 Find her a new what? 393 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,400 Find her a new what? 394 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,680 Find her a new... job. 395 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,840 Wilson! 396 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,480 - A new job? - What do you mean? 397 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:45,880 What's wrong with your job? 398 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,840 What's wrong? 399 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,560 I thought you have a stable job? 400 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,280 Why are you looking for a new job? 401 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,400 Isn't she working at your company? 402 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,480 Aren't you her supervisor? 403 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,000 I quit. 404 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,000 Red, you quit your job? 405 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,040 I can't believe this. 406 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,800 What were you thinking, Red? 407 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,200 You just bought an apartment. 408 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,760 How are you going to pay off your home loan? 409 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,720 Big deal, I'll just find another job. 410 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,320 You're thirty with limited work experience. 411 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,560 How are you gonna knock out the competition? 412 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:11,640 With your big butt? 413 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:12,960 Don't bring up my butt. 414 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,040 Hard not to when it's huge. 415 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,600 Liang Shucheng, were you sleeping on the job? 416 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:19,240 - I need to step out. - Why didn't you stop her? 417 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:21,360 Answer me. Liang Shucheng! 418 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:22,720 Brother-in-law has stepped out, May. 419 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,000 - Stop calling him that! - Grandpa? 420 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,920 What's a dom/sub relationship? 421 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,920 Sweetie. Enough of that 422 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,640 or it's time out for you when we get home. 423 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,240 Is that what you want? 424 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:34,440 No. 425 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,120 Red. 426 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,720 Don't worry too much. 427 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,920 We still love you. 428 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,000 What are you doing? 429 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,080 It's common for the middle child 430 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,200 to feel insecure. 431 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:52,760 It's important to encourage them. 432 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:53,960 Here, have some juice. 433 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,040 You're awesome just the way you are. 434 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,840 Red. Are you sure about this? 435 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,000 Why don't you talk this out with Chihming? 436 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,400 Maybe he'll come back to you. 437 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,120 I don't want that asshole back. 438 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:05,680 Did you hear that? 439 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,440 - Don't be mad. - Leave me alone. 440 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:08,880 Don't be mad. 441 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,760 Who's the birthday boy? 442 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,400 - This way. - Here. 443 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,480 Congratulations! 444 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:14,640 The whole family's here to celebrate? 445 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,040 That's so sweet. 446 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,160 Let's sing the birthday song together. 447 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,240 Sure... 448 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,960 Happy birthday to you 449 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,640 Happy birthday to you 450 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:27,680 Happy birthday to you 451 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,280 Happy birthday to you 452 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,360 Congratulations! 453 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,480 Make a wish and blow out the candles. 454 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,040 Red, you really ought to... 455 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,480 Let's sing it in English. 456 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,800 Happy birthday to you 457 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,440 Happy birthday to you 458 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:44,480 Happy birthday to you 459 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,480 Happy birthday to you 460 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,120 Lovely! Congratulations. 461 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,960 Bye. 462 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,720 Come on. I'll drive you home. 463 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,240 It's OK. I can go back on my own. 464 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,040 How long are you gonna stay mad at me? 465 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,640 Forever. 466 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,920 I told you. It was complicated. 467 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000 I wasn't hiding it from you. 468 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,520 I was trying to be sensitive and tactful... 469 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,760 I didn't need you to be sensitive. 470 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,240 I just needed you to be on my side. 471 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,720 Was that so hard? 472 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,360 I thought we were family. 473 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,800 Incoming call: May 474 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,800 Great, more nagging. 475 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,080 What were you thinking? 476 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,600 Your company paid you well. 477 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,920 Why did you quit? 478 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,440 Look at you now. Single and jobless. 479 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,920 So you got dumped. Big deal. 480 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,040 You think you're all cool and resolute 481 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,120 for quitting just because you got dumped? 482 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,000 Oh, please! You're just being wilful. 483 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,320 Besides, that bitch should be 484 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,080 the one leaving, not you. 485 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,960 Says the person who quit her marriage. 486 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,080 Well, I'm self-sufficient. Are you? 487 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,480 Do I need to remind you that 488 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,520 I earn a hell lot more than you do? 489 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,360 Only people with the means get to choose. 490 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,080 One more thing. 491 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,320 Stay away from Liang Shucheng. 492 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,880 Don't be taken in by his Mr Nice Guy act. 493 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,640 He's just a selfish prick. 494 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:31,800 He hangs out with you 495 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,400 just so he wouldn't have to 496 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,880 socialise with the other department heads. 497 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,320 He's just using you. 498 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,360 Hey, are you listening? 499 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,160 Are you by your phone? Red? 500 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,520 Wish you were here, Sis. 501 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,320 So I could throttle you with my bare hands. 502 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,440 Is it noon time already? 503 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,680 I haven't slept in in ages. 504 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,560 Dad? 505 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,960 Oh, you... 506 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,440 Why didn't you pick up my calls? 507 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,280 I was so worried I rushed over 508 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,800 to see if you're OK. 509 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,320 I'm fine. 510 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:42,920 Have you eaten? 511 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,160 I'm about to. 512 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,360 All right then. 513 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,080 So long as you're OK. 514 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,240 I've gotta go. 515 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,400 So soon? 516 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,840 Yeah, I just came to check in on you. 517 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,800 Oh yes, I almost forgot. 518 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,840 Here. 519 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,200 Take this. 520 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,840 Your know how much your mum likes to worry. 521 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,560 Don't take her words to heart. 522 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:20,080 Break-ups are a part and parcel of life. 523 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,320 Take good care of yourself, all right? 524 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,440 You know... 525 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,320 it's OK to take things slow sometimes. 526 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,400 I hear you. 527 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,280 All right then. 528 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,160 Is this dirty money? Why is it all rolled up? 529 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,520 Well then, I'll be off. 530 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,320 Drive safe. 531 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,000 Bitcoin... bitcoin... 532 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,160 Index funds... index funds... 533 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:10,080 - Index funds... - Bitcoin... 534 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:13,080 - Index funds... - Bitcoin... 535 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,680 Liang, there's a nice cigar bar nearby. 536 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:36,760 Let me take you there. 537 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,440 No, thanks. I have plans. 538 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,560 Oh, come on. 539 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,800 You're divorced and single. 540 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,200 You're an eligible bachelor now. 541 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,160 You should hang out with us more. 542 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,880 Meet more people and expand your network. 543 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,080 Who knows? 544 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,800 You might meet someone new. 545 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,120 - Let's go. - Hello, Liang. 546 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,160 Sorry, my friends are here. 547 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,920 - I have to go. - Your friends? 548 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,280 Mr Liang... 549 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:04,000 Mr Liang... 550 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,000 Bye, Mr Liang. 551 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:07,920 Thanks, ladies. 552 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,080 This is all you're paying us? 553 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,920 It was NT$1,400 just for the ride here. 554 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,280 Want me to grab your butt? 555 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,440 I'll do it for NT$2,000. 556 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,640 That would definitely 557 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,480 elevate your standing among your colleagues. 558 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,640 That's sleazy. 559 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,560 Is it? I beg to differ. 560 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,200 This is all the cash you have on you? 561 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,080 Wish you were here, Sis. 562 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,160 So I could throttle you with my bare hands. 563 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,440 The enemy of my bitch of an ex-boss 564 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,960 is my friend. 565 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,000 Hollie, who is this? 566 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,840 She worked for Hua Xuan Food Company. 567 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,640 She was at that eatery too. 568 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,600 You could tell this is her? 569 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,160 So, the bitch of an ex-boss 570 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,000 she mentioned in her post must be... 571 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,240 JC, Hua Xuan's marketing director. 572 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,720 Well, we should really reciprocate 573 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,000 for how JC treated us. 574 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,400 Add post to your story 575 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:16,520 XXX started following you...37820

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