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Ever since I found out
I got cheated on
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the artist in me awakened
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and I've created so many masterpieces.
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I thought Chihming
would call to yell at me
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when he sees my posts
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or finds his precious guitar broken.
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I'm all fired up
and ready to take him on.
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Come on, Beastie Chou.
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I need you to call me
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so I can tear you a new one.
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The Accidental Influencer
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Episode 4: Earn Your Own Credits!
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Red!
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Miss Ho?
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- Yoohoo! - Are you OK, Red?
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Hello?
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Excuse me, auntie.
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Is Red home?
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Are you all right, Red?
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- Gosh!
- What are you guys doing here?
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You hid at home all weekend
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and ignored our calls.
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- That's why we're here. - Oh.
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I have a message from Liang.
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"Starting tomorrow"
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"report to the director for work."
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"You're her executive assistant now.
XOXO."
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Let it go...
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Anyway, why do you sound so hoarse?
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Have you talked to anyone at all?
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Yeah, I have.
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"Fried egg sandwich. Two."
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"Yeah."
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What was the "yeah" for?
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The owner of the breakfast shop
recognised me
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and asked if I wanted a milk tea too.
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So I went, "Yeah."
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Otherwise I'd have had to say more.
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When did you buy these?
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Two days ago.
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Two days ago?
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You haven't been eating at all?
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I tried and it made me puke.
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So I gave up.
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Hey, why does the food in your fridge
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look kind of familiar?
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Because that's the stuff we brought over
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the last time we were here.
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Gosh, our hot pot ingredients
are still in there.
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Isn't that the cake
for your 30th birthday?
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Why is it still here?
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Great. This will be my lunch.
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Oh, god. Please.
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That's a fridge, not a time capsule.
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It doesn't preserve food forever.
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It tastes fine.
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Oh, what do I do with you guys.
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Congratulations on your promotion, Red.
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What promotion?
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You mean being made
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some crackpot's assistant
against my wishes?
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Don't worry.
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You've always had a way with bosses.
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Remember how much Little Dandelion
doted on you?
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Little Dandelion?
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Oh, that old witch who made Red
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pluck out her grey hairs?
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That wasn't all she asked of me.
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Miss Ho.
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Can you do me a favour?
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Sure, how can I help?
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Can you give me a quick trim?
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Why don't you go to your
usual beauty salon?
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I'm sure they do hair removal.
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I was there yesterday
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but they weren't running any promotions.
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Come on, just a quick trim.
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But... scissors aren't the best tool
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for a job like this.
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The best I can do is a buzz cut.
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It'll be stubbly
and really uncomfortable.
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That's fine. Just a light trim will do.
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It's getting a little shaggy.
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OK... I'll do it.
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Thanks, love.
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I hope JC won't ask that of me.
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JC?
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Is it the same JC who's featured
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in magazines all the time?
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Oh yeah, she's the heiress of Hua Xuan.
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I see her name on our VIP list a lot.
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She's a real colourful character.
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The paparazzi love her.
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Really? How is she colourful?
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She has a really happening love life.
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She has dated
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a slew of celebrities, actors, models
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and entrepreneurs.
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She may not be the hottest
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or richest socialite out there
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but she has impeccable taste
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when it comes to dating.
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The men she dated have raised
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her social standing substantially.
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Man, I wanna be just like JC.
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Munching on saturated fats
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This is what is called "dating credits".
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JC's dating credits alone
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have propelled her into
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the highest echelons
of the rich and famous.
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Trust me.
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Wait, we get graded on dating?
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- Duh. - Of course.
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Does that mean I've flunked out?
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Dating isn't the only way
to earn social credits.
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You can also earn credits through work...
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Wage slave
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and having your own property.
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Your social credit
is still pretty decent.
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Don't worry.
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Plebeian
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All I care about right now
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is finding a substitute
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so I can go back to Accounting.
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Yes, go back to being
the accountant from hell
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and get JC to leave you alone.
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OK? You got this!
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- Go... go! - You got this.
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- Where are you going? - Toilet.
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The cake is making its way out.
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- Come on, Red! - Red, are you done?
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We've gotta go.
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Wait up...
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I need to go... now.
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Crap, my bag...
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Hurry!
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Hurry up!
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I'll get the lift.
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Vivian's right.
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So what if I got dumped?
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I still have my job and my apartment.
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I'm a professional who excels at her job.
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I've gotta pull myself together.
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You got this, Red!
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Mr Liang, is it true that Queen Green
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will be in our office today
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for a meeting with JC?
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Yeah, it's true.
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I'm a huge fan!
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- Morning! - Miss H...
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What?
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Nice fanny pack, Miss Ho.
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What?
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Crap!
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Dammit, just when I'm trying
to start afresh.
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This is a bad sign.
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Fret not. I'm a professional
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who excels at her job.
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One who clocks in on time every day.
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I'm sure God will have my back.
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You got this, Red!
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Perfect attendance
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All right, I'll clock in for you.
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You owe me a meal for this.
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At a fancy restaurant, of course.
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No clocking in for anyone else.
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But Steven is almost here.
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Can't you just let this slide?
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He's gotta earn his own credits.
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Plan foiled.
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This goes here.
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Time to find my substitute!
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- Director... - We have a meeting with
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Plum Green in 30 minutes, right?
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It's Queen Green.
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- I know. I want you there. - OK.
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Read these and summarise them for me.
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- Got it. - And get me some tofu pudding.
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Tofu pudding?
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I'm supposed to do
all that in 30 minutes?
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Tofu pudding...
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What's your problem?
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Just wanna give you some inspiration.
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Incoming call: JC
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Yes, Director?
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Where the heck are you?
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Where's the summary I asked for?
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Are you done with it?
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I'm buying tofu pudding. Be back soon.
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Who eats tofu pudding in a meeting?
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I'm only having it at noon.
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Wait...
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- Hi... - You left the queue.
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Where's the contract?
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- Hi, JC. - Hi.
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This is Queen Green
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and his assistant, Hollie.
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This is our marketing director, JC.
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- Hi, Miss JC. - Hi, Miss JC.
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You can just call me JC.
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Have a seat... here.
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Allow me to give a quick introduction.
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Queen Green shot to fame
for his viral videos.
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He's witty and sharp-tongued
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and is known for delivering messages
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that are both positive and affirming.
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He's the most popular KOL right now.
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- Thank you. - Great.
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Thank you for being here today.
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Let me cut to the chase.
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We'd like to reach a younger demographic
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so we're looking for someone
popular like you
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to promote our products.
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If you're interested, Baby Green
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I can give a general outline of
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what we'll require of you.
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We can always iron out the details later.
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Director, it's Queen Green.
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I know. Lemon Green, right?
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If you sign on as our brand ambassador
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your main job
will be to promote our products
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and attend media events,
things like that.
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We're a food company
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so our brand ambassador must have
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a positive and squeaky-clean image.
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You know what I mean, Honey Green?
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Ms JC, what's the term of contract?
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A year!
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Rest assured you will be very well paid.
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There is just one thing to note.
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You must maintain your popularity.
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The minute your popularity slides
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the deal's off.
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Hua Xuan is a century-old
signature brand.
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We're not like you influencers
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who are a dime a dozen
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basking in your fifteen minutes of fame.
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We'll have no problem replacing you.
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Wonderful! If there are no more questions
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that's all for this meeting.
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Cream Green, Wallie,
thank you for your time.
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I'm looking forward to our collaboration.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah!
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Toodles!
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My apologies. JC can be a bit...
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quirky.
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Thank you.
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Take care.
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I'm sweating through my armpits.
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Please get me back to Accounting.
253
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JC is a nightmare to work for.
254
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,520
Where's my tofu pudding?
255
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,480
Mr Liang wants to invite you to lunch.
256
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At the café downstairs.
257
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He didn't mention it to me.
258
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He's already downstairs.
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Sheesh.
260
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,240
What the heck was that about?
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Please!
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- You owe me one! - Yes, big time.
263
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- I'll hold you to that. - Sure.
264
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Y'all heard that loud and clear.
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Loud and clear!
266
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Always run appointments by me, OK?
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Yes, ma'am.
268
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Forget about the tofu pudding then.
269
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I've put my calendar on cloud.
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- Manage it for me. - Yes, ma'am.
271
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Do accountants not get paid well?
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I mean, your clothes...
273
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and these shoes...
274
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They're just...
275
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I'll get you a pay raise.
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Get yourself some decent outfits.
277
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:06,840
Won't that be lovely?
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00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:10,600
Say bye to cheap fashion.
279
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,920
Oh, f♪♪k you.
280
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,720
What are you eating?
281
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,440
It looks super unhealthy.
282
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,040
I'm dead broke.
283
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,000
OK.
284
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,640
I can say definitively that
285
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,480
I have no luck when it comes to bosses.
286
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,040
It has been a parade of weirdos.
287
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,920
That said, JC isn't wrong
about your clothes.
288
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,600
As her executive assistant,
you represent her.
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If she wants to raise your pay
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so you can dress better, why not?
291
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I'm going back to Accounting.
292
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,440
That raise goes to her assistant, not me.
293
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,000
Oh well, you can always
borrow my clothes.
294
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,960
I can't pull off your style.
295
00:14:58,560 --> 00:14:59,560
You can borrow from me then.
296
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:00,920
I have loads of women's suits.
297
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,040
I can't squeeze into your clothes.
298
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,600
Red, you owe me NT$3,600!
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00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,400
I didn't ask you to bring her
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00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:16,600
to someplace so expensive.
301
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,240
Come to think of it...
302
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,600
Liang has been divorced
for quite a while.
303
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,520
What if he ends up with JC?
304
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,440
Mr Liang.
305
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,120
JC.
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00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,440
Please don't say that.
307
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:30,920
You're putting images into my head.
308
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,280
Actually, I don't think
309
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,760
the problem lies with your clothes.
310
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,000
I think it's your state of mind.
311
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,160
It's the aura you exude.
312
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,560
You've just been through a break-up.
313
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:39,640
You have a dark cloud hanging over you.
314
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:40,760
That's why JC sees you
315
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,000
as all dusty and downtrodden.
316
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,280
Trust me when I say this.
317
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,920
Everyone's dust to JC.
318
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:51,200
I have something that might cheer you up.
319
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,840
It took me forever but I've finally
320
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:55,080
secured a date with this hunk.
321
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,880
You can have him.
322
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,720
Excuse me?
323
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,400
Don't worry. I can vouch for him.
324
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,240
His name is Sean
and he has the hands of God.
325
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:05,360
What do you say?
326
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:07,760
I'm OK with that.
327
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:09,880
Wait a minute.
328
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:10,960
Let me get this straight.
329
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,520
- You have a date. - Yes.
330
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,600
And you're offering to let Red
331
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,160
go in your stead?
332
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,320
- He wouldn't mind. - But I would!
333
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,440
It's gross! Eww!
334
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,200
How do you want it?
335
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,600
I'll leave it to you.
336
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,280
- Are you sure? - Yes.
337
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,640
Is this all right for you?
338
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,000
Yes.
339
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,840
You had me so worried.
340
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,720
So Sean's your hairstylist?
341
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,440
Of course, duh. He's super hard to book.
342
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,200
Red, seize the opportunity.
343
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:53,040
You will be reborn
under Sean's magic hands.
344
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,800
Do I look that bad right now?
345
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,640
Don't worry.
346
00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,160
You'll look amazing when we're done.
347
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,280
Good morning, Director.
348
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,520
Oh.
349
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:11,840
Come on, get moving.
350
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:15,040
I'm going to be late!
351
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:21,640
My perfect attendance bonus...
352
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:26,720
My perfect attendance bonus...
353
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,920
Perfect attendance bonus
354
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,040
Come on.
355
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,880
Oh, my god.
356
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,280
There goes her perfect record.
357
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,720
Never thought I'd live to see this day.
358
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,040
You know what we should do?
359
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,360
Buy lottery tickets!
360
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,840
Frame this up, will you?
361
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,000
We'll use today's date and time
362
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,640
as our lucky numbers.
363
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,280
You've been rocking this hair all day?
364
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,520
Yeah.
365
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:02,840
I've never seen bed head this bad.
366
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,720
How did you manage that?
367
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,360
Stop rubbing it in.
368
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,920
Make yourselves at home.
369
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,560
It never fails to amaze me
370
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,840
just how messy your place is.
371
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,440
Where's the dressing table?
372
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,800
Over there.
373
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:33,920
You got that?
374
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,520
Yep.
375
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:38,000
Yeah, right. I haven't said a word.
376
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,600
Spritz at the roots.
377
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,160
Blow dry with hot air.
378
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,720
Just wake up a bit earlier
in the mornings
379
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,120
and you can look this good every day.
380
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:48,920
OK.
381
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,280
JC will be interviewing
382
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,360
for an assistant next week.
383
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,760
I should be able to go back
384
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,800
to Accounting in three days.
385
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,080
Congratulations.
386
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,280
Don't you need to hand anything over?
387
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,440
Nope.
388
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,760
JC's calendar
is just a bunch of stickers.
389
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,480
See for yourself.
390
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,760
Wow. You weren't kidding.
391
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,960
2.00pm. Radish.
392
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,480
3.00pm. Mushroom.
393
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,880
What the heck? What's with the secrecy?
394
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,040
Don't poke your nose into
395
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:16,200
what your boss
doesn't want you to find out.
396
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,680
That's Executive Assistant 101.
397
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,920
Understanding what you should know
398
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,200
and what you shouldn't.
399
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,920
What I've learnt
as an executive assistant
400
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,720
is to be like air.
401
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,200
Indispensable but invisible.
402
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,640
JC treats everyone like air.
403
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,520
- This one. - This?
404
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,800
Go change into it.
405
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,720
No, it'll just be too small for me.
406
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,240
Just try it on. Listen.
407
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,400
Every single outfit here costs more
408
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,960
than your perfect attendance bonus.
409
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,240
If you can wear it, it's yours.
410
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,320
Wow. Go, go, go!
411
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,200
Come on.
412
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,160
Fine.
413
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,560
So much for earning social credits
414
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,160
through dating or work.
415
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,040
All it takes is one asshole or a nutcase
416
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,600
to flush your happiness and hard work
417
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,160
down the drain.
418
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,320
Red, are you good?
419
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,720
Red.
420
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,680
Are you all right?
421
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,440
Red, are you OK?
422
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,920
Red?
423
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:22,680
Red?
424
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,920
I can't believe it fits.
425
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,040
And the zipper didn't break.
426
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,160
I've lost weight!
427
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,440
Congratulations!
428
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,000
Quick, take my photo!
429
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,720
Wow. You've lost so much weight.
430
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,120
- Look. - My gosh!
431
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,520
You've lost so much weight!
432
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,600
Turn around.
433
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,120
Wow!
434
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,560
Your waist is so tiny
I could just snap it.
435
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,720
Join the club!
436
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:57,840
Check out that waistline!
437
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,080
My god, it's so tiny.
438
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:01,720
Let me feel you up.
439
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,560
Is this the weight loss break-ups bring?
440
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,840
OMG, just check out this waistline.
441
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,120
Chou Chihming, wait till you see
442
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,480
what you're missing out on.
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