All language subtitles for Andy Griffith S08E03 A Trip to Mexico.DVDRip.HI.cc.eng.EN

(WHISTLING)

(CHUCKLING)

That... That Moon Mullins.

Hmm.

What's your rush, Harvey?

Can't stop.
Can't stop, now.

What's up?
Telegram for Aunt Bee.

Telegram?
Bad news, huh?

I'm not allowed to
reveal any content
of a telegram.

Bee's home,
isn't she, Andy?
I believe so.

Thank you.

Let's go, boys.
No, wait a minute.

Maybe I better
find out and
let you know.

Okay, Andy.
I'll hold
my line open.

A trip to Mexico?

What?

Yes!
I won! I won!

You won what?
A trip to Mexico.

Remember that contest I entered,

the Tampico Tamale contest?

The lucky number
thing. Yeah.
That's right.

I have
the lucky number
and first prize.

Well, I'll be dogged.

I just wanted to
see you enjoy
the good news, Bee.

Oh, thank you, Harvey.

You know, this is
the nicest telegram
you ever brought.

We aim to please.

ANDY:
See you, Harv.
Bye.

Boy, you sure are lucky
you entered that contest.

Yeah.
Yes.

Now I have to think about
what I'm going to wear.

That blue suit for traveling

and the print
should be all right
for evening.

Oh, I wonder what I did
with that Spanish shawl

I used to have on the piano.

I'm sure it's around someplace.

Oh, I don't want to forget that.

Oh, Andy, it's all like a dream.

How long do they give you?

Ten days and all expenses paid.

For two?
Two?

Can I go with you,
Aunt Bee? Can I go?

Oh, I'd love to
take you, Opie,
but what about school?

Oh, I could be sick for 10 days.

No, Opie.

Of course, you, Andy.

Oh, yeah.
I have to
hang around here.

Who are you going to take?

Well, I'm not sure.

Either Clara or Myrtle.

After all, they are
my best friends.

I think
either one of them
would love to go.

Well, sure they would.

Oh, I, uh...

I wonder which one of them
would love to stay home?

Oh.

That's going to be
very difficult.

I wouldn't want to hurt
either one of them.

If you took me,
you wouldn't have to
hurt them.

Opie.
I was just
trying to help.

You know, if I ask Clara,
I'd have to explain to Myrtle,

and if I ask Myrtle,
I'll have to explain...

Oh, my.

Boy, oh, boy, talk about luck.

I bet I ate 100
of them tamales
and I never won nothing.

Hmm. Hey,
you say Aunt Bee's
all excited, huh, Andy?

(EXCLAIMS)

Hey, there's nothing
like traveling.
Yeah.

I'll never forget
the last big trip I made.

Akron, Ohio.

Oh, you've been to Akron, huh?

Yeah.
I went up there
on business.

Radio company had
a maintenance class
up there.

You want to see the hotel
where I stayed at?

Oh, yeah, sure.
I'd love to.

Here, hold this.

Say, Andy, I've got a suitcase

with a secret compartment
for money in it.

If Aunt Bee
would like to
borrow it

I'll be glad to lend it to her.

Well, I'll mention it to her.

That's the room
where I stopped at.

Where the "x" is.

Private bath and everything.

Oh, what a hotel that was.

Dancing till midnight.

Yeah, I... I... I've
always heard that
Akron's that way.

Wide-open.

Say, Andy, you
said something about

Aunt Bee winning a trip for two.

Uh, who's she going to take?

Uh, well,
she hasn't decided yet.

One of her friends, I guess.

Oh, well, that'll
make it nice, huh?

Well, I better be going.

I just thought
I'd stop by and tell you
about the telegram.

See you.
We appreciate it,
Andy.

Uh, Howard.

Ah, Mexico.

I've always heard
it's a very
beautiful place.

Hey, did they ever
get that Pancho Villa
out of there?

Oh, yeah, a long time ago.

Old Black Jack Pershing
took care of that.

Oh, yeah.

Howard.
HOWARD: Hi, there.

Hi, ladies.

We were just out shopping

and I was wondering
if my lamp was ready yet.

Uh, not quite.
This afternoon.

Oh, well, I'll drop back.

Say, did you hear about Bee?

What?

She won a trip to Mexico for two

in the Tampico Tamale contest.

She didn't!

Uh-huh. Ten days,
all expenses paid.

Of all the luck.

Well, who is she going
to take with her?

Andy or Opie?

No, they can't go.

She'll probably take
one of her friends.

Oh.

Uh, did she mention who?

I don't think so.

I see.

Well, whoever it is
is certainly in
for a wonderful trip.

Myrtle, dear,
I've just remembered

that there are some things
that I simply have to
take care of right away.

As a matter of fact, I do, too.

(DOORBELL BUZZING)

Oh, Clara.

Oh, Bee, I just heard the news

and I had to rush right over

to tell you
how happy I am for you.

Oh, that was very sweet
of you, Clara.

And, uh, I picked up
a little going-away
gift for you.

Oh, Clara,
now, you shouldn't have.

Oh, nonsense.
Why, I wouldn't think

of letting my dearest
and oldest friend leave

without some sort
of remembrance.

Oh, thank you very much.

Oh, not at all.

It's just a little token
to further cement
our friendship

that we've had these many years.

I know I have never felt closer

to anybody in my life.

Yes.

Oh!

It's a currency converter.

Tells you how
to change dollars
into pesos.

Well, isn't that clever?

Well,

isn't that clever?

It's a traveler's laundry kit.

Look, here's
the little package
of detergent

and the water softener

and the little clothespins

and the retractable clothesline.

Oh, thank you so much, Myrtle.

Well, nonsense.

If I can't bring a gift
to my oldest
and dearest friend.

Well, it was very sweet of you.

Just something I wanted to do.

Yes.

Do you know
how many pesos
there are to a dollar?

Twelve.

Gee, Aunt Bee,
it's too bad
you're not going to Italy.

Over there,
for a dollar you get
more than 600 lire.

I just don't know
which one to ask.

It's a tough one.

You know, I was
wondering... What?

Do you suppose that
Clara and Myrtle

could afford to pay
half their own expenses?

Half?

Well, yes.
Then you could
all three go.

I mean, you'd get your trip free

and they'd each get
half a free trip.

You know, I think
they'd jump at the chance.

That's a great idea.

And then all three of us
could be together.

Oh, wouldn't that be wonderful?

Mmm... ♪ Chinatown
♪ My Chinatown

♪ When the lights are low ♪

I'm so glad I have
this extra case
to lend to Clara.

She'll be over for it
any minute.

She'll probably fly over.

You know, she's getting
more excited
about the trip every day.

They both are.

I ran into Myrtle this morning.

She can't talk about
anything else.

Helen, you don't know
how thankful I am to you

for thinking up this idea.

You know, you're
keeping three good
friends together.

Now, look,
let's get back to work.

Oh, yes. Hmm.

Uh... (CLEARING THROAT)

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

That's right.

Now you go into a restaurant

and you want to ask for a menu.

Now I'm in the restaurant.

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

(DOORBELL RINGING)

Oh, come on in, Clara.

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

(BOTH SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

Oh, Bee, just think,
manana at this time,

the three of us
will be in Mexico.

Si, si.

Oh, is this the one for me?

Si, si.
That's right.

Oh, that's perfect.
Thank you so much.

Not at all.

Oh, well, I must be running.

Adios.

Adios.

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

All right, all right.

No, no, Myrtle,
move in
just a little closer.

A little closer.
Everybody
a little closer.

And hold it... There we are.

(ALL CHEERING)

Well, I sure wish I was going.

You and me both, Ope.

Maybe someday.
It's a jet.

(WHOOPING)

I've always wanted
to try one of them.

They didn't have them
when I flew to Akron.

Can you really believe
you're going?

Oh, I have to keep
pinching myself.

The three of us off to Mexico.

Mexico, Myrtle.

Say, ladies, don't you think
you have to get
your seat numbers?

You better do that.
You better do that.

Go ahead, Aunt Bee.

See you later.

We're on flight 17.

Yes.

You can select
any seats with
a tag on them.

Well, we all want
to sit together.

How about those three
in the middle?

Fine.

You're over the wing.

Is that dangerous?
No, ma'am.

"A." I think I have
the window seat.

Oh, I did want to
take some pictures
in flight.

Oh... Oh, no,
it's quite all right.

There you are.

MAN ON P.A.:
Flight 17 for Mexico City
now loading at gate 12.

Oh, that's you, that's you.

Here, don't forget your camera.

Don't forget
what I told you
about the water.

Don't take any wooden pesos.

Bye-bye.

Better hurry.
Better hurry.

Have a good time.

MYRTLE: Bye.

Oh, isn't it
wonderful to see
three good friends

go off together?

Oh, it sure is.

I guess we should have
discussed the seats.

I said Clara could
have the window seat.

No, no.
We were all reaching
and you just grabbed it.

So you just keep it.

(TRADITIONAL MEXICAN MUSIC
PLAYING)

Oh, isn't this nice?

Oh, I can hardly believe it.

We're here.
We're actually here.

We're supposed
to give him a tip.

How much?

One moment, please.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

We don't want
to give him too much.

No, we don't want
to look like tourists.

Well, we have
three suitcases and
three small pieces.

Yes, but he didn't have
to carry them too far.

I think 75 cents
would be very generous.

Bee, you take care
of it and we'll
straighten it out later.

All right.
How many pesos
in 75 cents?

Well, I gave you a converter.

Oh, yeah.

About nine.

Probably should have been more.

Well, let's register.

Yes, yes, let's.

How do you do?
Welcome to Mexico City.

ALL: Gracias, senor.

I am Senorita Taylor.

She won the Tampico
Tamale contest.

Oh, congratulations.

Oh. Oh, yes.
We have your reservations.

However, I'm afraid
your room is not
quite ready yet.

Oh, dear.

It won't be for very long.

Perhaps you would like
to take a stroll
around the city

for a short time
and see the sights.

Yes, that would be a thought.

Oh, no, I'm tired.

Myrtle, you've been
sitting for hours
on a plane.

Come on, let's take a stroll.

A stroll?
Oh, I'd prefer
finding someplace to eat.

After the lunch we had?

Well, I know when
I'm hungry, Bee.

All right.
Whatever's right
with you two.

Oh, no, you're
the contest winner.

Whatever you say, Bee.

All right.
Let's take a stroll.

I know we'll enjoy it.

Come along, Myrtle.

I can't get my shoes on.

Oh, good heavens.

I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

"Just a note to let you know

"We arrived safely
after a wonderful flight.

"We went right through customs

"and they didn't even look
in my bag."

Must be giving them
the VIP treatment.

Well, I imagine Tampico Tamales

carry a lot of weight in Mexico.

Yeah, I bet.

Says, "Our hotel is lovely

"but we had to wait
for our room
when we got here.

"So we decided
to walk around a bit.

"Saw some of Chapultepec Park.

"That's where Carlotta
and Maximilian lived."

Oh, does Bee
know people down there?

Oh, Emmett,
Maximilian was
the Emperor of Mexico.

So, she could still
know him, couldn't she?

I once had a cousin
who was a personal friend

of the chairman
of the Liquor Control Board
of the State of Nebraska.

Do you want to hear
the rest of this?

Go ahead.

"We've seen a good part
of the city.

"One of the high points
was when we browsed through
a real Mexican farmacia,

"while Myrtle bought
some foot powder.

"We had dinner
at the hotel tonight.

"And I'm writing this
while getting ready for bed.

"Clara says
everybody turns in early
the first night.

"It's the altitude."

Yeah.

Hmm.

"Love to everybody,
Aunt Bee."

Sounds like
they're having a ball.

Oh, yeah.

A real Mexican farmacia.

(CLICKING TONGUE)

Not many people
ever get to see
a thing like that.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON VIOLIN)

Well, maybe it's not
a popular place.

The guidebook said
it was very popular
with the in-crowd.

We're just too early,
that's all.

Now, you two ladies remember
that I pointed out

that it's a Latin custom
to dine very late.

Well,
it's almost 8:00 now.

We can't be up all hours.

Don't forget we're taking
that folklore tour
at 8:00 in the morning.

It's just like
we didn't know anything.

Do we tip him?

I think it's included
in the dinner.

(CLAPPING)

You seem to have made
quite an impression.

Well, he is rather
charming, isn't he?

That was very lovely.

Certainly was.

Gracias, senoras.

Senoritas.

Oh, perdon.

I wonder, could you tell us,

is there a floor show?

The guidebook said something
about flamenco dancers.

Si, the floor show
is at midnight.

That's in four hours.

Well, I told you
we should eat later.

If we expect to take
that folklore tour...

Girls, come on.
This is our night to howl.

So we'll be a little tired.
What's the difference?

I want to see the show.

Well, we just better
eat very slowly.

Well...

It's show time!

(FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING)

Isn't that the violinist?

Yes.

Well, I don't care.

I've waited four hours
to see a floor show

and I'm going to see it.

How do I look?
Like a real Mexican.

You look great.
Hey, look.

Oh, a serape.

You wear it over your shoulder.

Oh.

How about that?

All you need is your guitar

and you're really got it made.

Yeah!

Hey, you're getting
good at that.

Marvelous.

I'm going to go
show it to Arnold.

(CHUCKLING)
Bye-bye, Ope.

What does the note say?

It says, "Opie, I hope
you enjoy the enclosed.

"I'll be seeing you all
in another few days.

"With love, Aunt Bee."

She doesn't say
very much, does she?

I guess they're
too busy to write.

Yeah, I guess.

Boy, they must be
having fun.
Mmm-hmm.

I saw it first.

The truth is,
I was the one
who pointed it out.

70 pesos, senoras.

Do you have any more
just like that?

Do you mean to say that
you'd buy one just like it?

Well, Clara, if you recall,

I'm the one who
actually saw it first.

I picked it up and
then I put it down

when we went outside
to take a picture
in front of the donkey.

Well, when you put it down,
I had every right to assume

that you were
no longer interested.

You're certainly assuming
a great deal, Clara.

60 pesos.

If we really want to talk facts,

I was the one who
suggested we come in here.

Oh, well, it's nothing
to make a fuss over.

Of course not.

It's for you, Myrtle,
if you'd like to have it.

I wouldn't think
of taking it now.

Then it's yours, Bee.

Clara, I have some pride.

40 pesos. 40 pesos.

No, thank you. Girls,
let's go to the museum.

I don't suppose anybody
is interested
in what I want to do.

We still haven't seen
the Floating Gardens.

You might as well not go
to Mexico unless
you see the Floating Gardens.

I think I'd like
to see those, too.

But girls, everybody says
the museum...

Really, Bee,
aren't we entitled to make
any of the decisions?

After all, we had to pay
for our share of the trip.

Oh, for heaven's sakes.

Senoras, 20 pesos!

20 pesos!

Hello, want to buy
a beautiful purse?

Only 70 pesos.

Where are they, Paw?

Give them a chance
to get closer.

I'll bet they're sorry
this is over.

Oh, they'll be living
this trip for the
rest of their lives.

Here they come!
Here they come!

Can you see Aunt Bee?

Not yet.

There they are!
Yeah!

Hello, Andy!

Oh, Aunt Bee.

Good to see you.
And how was the trip?

Well, I hope you brought
more than one car

because I'm not riding home
with either one of them.

I don't know what happened.

All I know is
that it's certainly true
what they say,

"You never know
people till you
travel with them."

Well, it's a shame.
That's all I can say.

Well, maybe not. Maybe
it's just as well
to know where you stand.

Well, it could have
happened to anybody,

all the excitement
and running around.

And... and maybe
you were tired
from traveling.

That's right, blame it on me.

No, no, not you.
I mean all of you.

How was the flight home?

Well, I'll tell you one thing.

This time we all
had window seats.

Hi, Elmo.

Hi, Andy. Helen.
Hi.

Did Aunt Bee's pictures
come back
from the trip yet?

Got them back this morning.

Oh, great.
Oh, good.

I heard they called off
the Garden Club meeting.

Pretty hard to hold a meeting
when the president

and the secretary
and the treasurer
aren't speaking.

It's a darn shame
ruining their trip
the way they did.

Yeah, well, don't talk to me,
I'm living with it.

Oh. That must be
the Aztec pyramids.
There's the three of them.

I was talking to Clara
this morning.

She never mentioned
they were there at all.

They seem to be
having a good time.

Yeah.

Aunt Bee and Myrtle on donkeys.

How about that?

They seem to be having
a good time there, too.

You know,
I'm beginning to wonder

if they really
had such a bad
time after all.

Huh?

Well, sometimes a few
unfortunate incidents

can color one's whole outlook.

You know, you may
have something there.

Hey, Elmo, did Clara's
and Myrtle's pictures
come in, too?

Yeah... yeah, I got it right here.

Would you...
Would you do me a favor,

and call all three of them
and try to get them down here
at the same time?

At the same time?
Yeah, yeah.

That'd be kind of dangerous,
wouldn't it?

I'll take the responsibility.

Here's your change,
Bee.
Thank you.

And... And, Bee,
you better
look them over.

Make sure you got
the right ones.

Well.

Hi, Clara. Aunt Bee,
what are you doing here?

Just picking up my
pictures from the trip.

Oh, let me see them.

No, no.
I'll show them
to you at home.

No, let me see them now.

Well... (LAUGHING) Oh...

There we are at
the Aztec pyramids.

Well, that's beautiful.

It was. It was a
beautiful morning.

Afternoon.

Right after I took that picture

Myrtle nearly fell off
the embankment.

ANDY:
No kidding.

Oh. Look.

Look, Elmo,
this is a gown worn by
the Empress Carlotta.

Oh, I forgot to take
one of that.

Oh, well, I guess
you could have a print,

Myrtle, if you'd like one.

Thank you.

Hey, who's the handsome guy
dancing with Clara?

Oh, that's the leader
of the mariachi band.

Oh, you didn't take
a picture of that?

Oh, good heavens!

Myrtle told him that
I was Ginger Rogers.

Oh, look!

Elmo, here's the matador.

Oh, that's at the bullfight.

You should have seen us
all shouting "Ole!"

with our eyes closed.

I looked.

Oh, here's the Shrine
of Guadeloupe.

Oh, that was lovely.

And the reformer.

Well, what about Taxco?

Did you ever see
such beautiful silver?

Oh, I want to go back.

Oh, so do I.

Oh, I can't wait
to show our pictures.

Well, how about
having dinner for everybody
at my house?

And we'll eat at midnight.

Of course!
It's the only time to eat.

Oh, Bee! Oh, look...
Isn't this wonderful?

AUNT BEE: Did you get
one of these?

Did you get one of those?

You fellows planning
on going to Clara's
barbeque fiesta Saturday?

Mmm-hmm.
Sure.

You think we gonna look
at those pictures again?

Well, we looked at them
at Aunt Bee's

and we looked at them
at Myrtle's.

It wouldn't be fair
not to look at them
at Clara's.

Here comes Aunt Bee.

Uh-oh.

Oh, buenos dias, senors.

ALL: Buenos dias.

Thanks again
for the sombreros,
Aunt Bee.

We love 'em.

Well, I'm glad
you're so happy with them.

Don't be late for dinner, Andy.

Si, I won't.

How much longer are
we going to have to keep
wearing these things, Andy?

Oh, a couple more days
and we can start
tapering off.

Uh-oh.
Here comes Myrtle.