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(WHISTLING)
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Andy!
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Oh, never mind.
I know how you like
to nap on Saturday.
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(MOANS)
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How's that. Hmm?
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I suppose you know
the Monroe Nursery
burned down over in Mt. Pilot.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Well, I won't bother you.
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You know, he had
some of the best azaleas
I've ever seen.
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Paw! Paw! Guess what?
Oh, what?
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Go ahead, tell him, Arnold.
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As you probably know,
I'm going to be 13.
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Oh, my goodness, Arnold.
I remember getting
your birth announcement.
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Seems like yesterday.
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Anyhow, my parents
are letting me
throw a party.
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Party?
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It's gonna be stag or drag.
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Stag or drag?
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(CHUCKLING)
Stag is alone.
Drag means you bring a girl.
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A party with dates?
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Don't worry.
It's not gonna be
wild or anything.
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I'll see you all later, Ope.
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I gotta go tell
the rest of the guys.
Okay.
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(SIGHS)
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Arnold's mom was gonna
send out invitations
in the mail,
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but he can't wait.
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Party with dates.
Well, who are you
going to invite, Opie?
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Well, I'm not sure yet.
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Mary...
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Alice... Carter.
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Come on, Paw.
Mary Alice Carter.
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Seems to me
I've heard
that name before.
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Oh, yes.
Opie's been stuck on her
since the first grade.
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Gee, Paw.
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She's real pretty.
Got big blue eyes.
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Paw,
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there's some areas
where a person
gets real touchy.
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You walk by her house
every chance you get
and it's way across town.
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Paw,
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Mary Alice Carter is
one of my touchy areas.
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Oh.
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What do you mean
you don't know
how to ask her?
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Well, I never asked a girl
to go anywhere before.
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Except maybe to the store.
It's simple.
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Just go up and say,
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"Mary Alice,
I'd like you to go with me
to Arnold's party."
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But even when I ask her
for an eraser,
my mouth gets all dry.
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What's the difference?
So you'll have a dry mouth
when you ask her.
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You gonna ask Iris?
Right after school.
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Guess that's when
I'll be asking Mary Alice.
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Hey, Fred, did you hear
about my party?
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You having a party, Arnold?
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Yeah, you're invited.
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It's stag or drag,
but we're all asking dates.
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I guess dating's
kind of a big deal
with you guys.
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I've been doin' it for a while.
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You have?
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Sure. Nothin' to it.
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Will you begin
studying Chapter 12
in your history books, please?
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Opie Taylor, is there
something more important
than Chapter 12 on your mind?
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HELEN: Opie.
Hmm?
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Oh, well, uh, Shakespeare was
one of the greatest writers
of all time.
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(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
We're on history now, Opie.
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Hi, Mary Alice.
Oh, hi, Opie.
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Can I talk to you
for a minute, alone?
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Sure. Excuse us, Iris.
Okay.
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Well, how you been?
Fine.
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That's good.
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What'd you want
to talk to me about, Opie?
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Well, you know Arnold.
Sure.
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He's gonna be 13
and he's having
this birthday party.
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And I was wondering if...
Opie, I just remembered,
I have to go home.
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You have to go home?
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Yes, I have to water
my mother's roses.
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But... But I was just
gonna ask you if you...
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She's real fussy
about her roses.
Goodbye, Opie.
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How'd you do?
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Pretty good, I guess.
You got a date?
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No, but my mouth didn't get dry.
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Well, didn't you ask her?
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Well, I was going to
but she had to go home
and water her mother's roses.
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I'll ask her tomorrow.
Hmm.
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(SIGHS)
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Gosh, I didn't know what to say.
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I just knew
he was gonna ask me
to Arnold's party.
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What's so bad about that?
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Well, I wanna see
if Fred Simpson's gonna
ask me to go first.
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And suppose he doesn't?
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If Fred Simpson
doesn't ask me to go,
I'll just die.
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I'll absolutely die.
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(LAUGHING)
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You wanna hear another one?
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Goober, I'm kind of busy...
No, wait. J-Just one more.
This is good one.
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What has four wheels and flies?
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A garbage truck.
No, a jet pilot
on a skateboard.
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I thought I'd get you
on that one.
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Hi, Paw.
ANDY: Hey, Ope.
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Hi, Goober.
Hi, Ope. Arnold.
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Say, Paw,
Arnold's record player
is busted.
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He needs it for the party.
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I don't know anything
about record players.
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Ope said you might know
who could fix it.
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Emmett Clark fixes radios.
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Well, leave it here
and I'll tend to it.
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Hey, Arnold,
heard about your party.
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Sounds like it's gonna be
a real high-class affair.
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The boys are takin' dates.
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Oh. Ah.
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Do you think
you might hold her hand,
Opie?
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Well, maybe.
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Maybe a little snugglin', too?
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When do you think
it'll be fixed?
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Oh, there's plenty of time.
There's plenty of time.
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I don't know
whether it's true or not,
but I hear that, uh,
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Opie sits close
to his sweetheart
in school
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and they pass notes
back and forth.
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What do you put in them, Ope?
Huh? Huh?
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See you, Paw.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Why do they always
have to make fun of us?
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Oh, old people always do that.
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Guess they get
some kind of kick
out of it.
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Yeah, and you can't say
anything to 'em.
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No. Just have to kind of smile
until they get tired
of doin' it.
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Yeah.
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(SIGHS)
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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And remember,
we have a test on Friday
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covering
the last four chapters.
Class dismissed.
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Hi, Fred.
Oh, hi.
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Mary Alice,
if he was gonna ask you,
he'd have asked by now.
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I know it.
I think you ought to
go with Opie.
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Yeah, but maybe Opie
won't ask me again.
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I put him off for three days.
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Maybe he'll ask you again.
Give him a chance.
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Okay.
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And I've tried to ask her
for three days now.
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She's always got to water
her mother's roses,
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or put up her hair or something.
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You think she doesn't want
to go with you?
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I don't know.
She never gives me
the chance to ask her.
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Here she comes.
Give her another chance.
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Arnold.
MARY ALICE: Hi, Opie.
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Uh, hi.
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Uh, say, Mary Alice,
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if you don't have to go home
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and water your mother's roses
or anything
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I'd like to ask you something.
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Oh, really, Opie?
What do you want to ask me?
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Well,
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you want to go
to Arnold's party with me?
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Arnold's party?
Oh, I'd love to, Opie.
I'd really love to.
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You would?
Of course I would.
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(RELIEVED SIGH)
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Right there.
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Hi, Paw.
Hi, Aunt Bee.
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How's that?
Well, I'm not sure.
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Sure is a nice day.
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You know, I think
it would look better
over there by the piano.
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This is the fourth place
we've had it.
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Hope it's a nice day
for the party.
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All right.
We'll leave it there
for the time being.
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Oh, good.
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What'd you say
about the party?
Hope it doesn't rain.
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Oh. Did you, uh,
did you ever decide
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whether you're goin'
stag or drag?
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Drag, Paw.
Uh-oh. Did you ask her?
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Well...
You asked Mary Alice Carter?
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Yeah. She flipped.
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You know,
I don't think it'll be long
before we lose him.
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Well. Hmm?
Paw, could I ask you
one favor?
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Be kind of expensive.
Try me.
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(WHISTLES)
Could I have a new suit
and some oxblood loafers?
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Oh, now, Opie,
that's very extravagant.
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There's nothing wrong
with the suit you have.
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Well, it's gettin'
a little too small for me,
Aunt Bee.
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You know, I did notice
on the way to church Sunday,
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that suit is gettin'
a little quick on him.
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All right.
It's your money.
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Well, you take out
somebody like Mary Alice,
you got to look sharp, right?
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Right.
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Thanks, Paw. Can we go now?
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I don't know why not.
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There you are.
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Mmm-hmm. Yes.
Now that's more
what I had in mind.
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But, Aunt Bee,
I just want
a plain blue suit.
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Well, Opie,
this is very strong fabric
and it will last for years.
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Aunt Bee, don't you think
that fabric's
a... a little thick?
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No, it isn't thick.
It's sturdy, Andy, sturdy.
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Paw, can I try
the blue one on again?
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Yeah. L-Let's let him
try the blue one on
one more time, Aunt Bee.
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Well, you know,
Andy, I do have
quite a shopping sense.
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If you'd care
to take advantage of it...
Oh. Oh, of course,
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I know you do.
Let's just let him... let him
try it once more.
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This blue one's
a real good value, too,
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and, uh,
it's a little bit
lighter-weight.
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I like this one better, Paw.
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You know,
I believe I do, too,
Aunt Bee.
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Well, if that's
the one that's going to
make him happy, all right.
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He's the one
that's gonna
be wearin' it.
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That's right, Doyle.
That's right.
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Well, I've got to go back
to the office.
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Would you take care
of the alterations?
Yes, of course.
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And, uh, Aunt Bee,
uh, don't have
the pants and sleeves
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made four inches too long
so they'll fit him
seven years from now.
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Oh, Andy.
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But, Doyle,
I would like you to save
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what you cut off
the bottom of the pants.
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Paw...
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Thanks for the suit.
Right.
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Hi, Mary Alice.
This is Opie.
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I just called to tell you
my father's gonna drive us
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to Arnold's party
in the squad car.
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Then they pick us up
about 10:00.
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He says not to expect the siren.
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What time
will you come for me, Opie?
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Oh, about 7:00.
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I'll be wearin'
a brand-new blue suit,
just in case you're wonderin'.
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Okay, bye.
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He's real excited
about taking you,
isn't he?
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His father's
gonna drive us over
in the squad car.
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Oh.
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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Oh, my gosh,
it's Fred Simpson.
Fred Simpson?
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Quick. Where's my scarf?
Where's my scarf?
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Hurry up, Iris.
Come on.
Gee, all right.
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What do you say, girls?
Hi, Fred.
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Say, Mary Alice,
Arnold's having this party.
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How'd you like to go with me?
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Oh, Fred, I'd love to.
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Groovy.
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Fred Simpson.
I'm going with Fred Simpson.
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But, Mary Alice...
I think I'm gonna faint.
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What are you gonna tell Opie?
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I don't know yet,
but I'll make up something.
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Opie's gonna die.
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He'll just die.
238
00:12:49,950 --> 00:12:52,250
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
ON RADIO)
239
00:13:02,690 --> 00:13:03,960
Hi, Ope!
240
00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:09,000
Oh. Hi, Paw.
Oh, you're practicin' up
for tonight, huh?
241
00:13:09,070 --> 00:13:12,600
Well, just foolin' around.
Uh-huh.
242
00:13:12,670 --> 00:13:15,910
Say, Paw,
could I borrow your tie
with the horses on it?
243
00:13:15,970 --> 00:13:18,740
Go real good
with the rest of my outfit.
Well, sure.
244
00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:21,940
Hey, you know what'd be
a good finishing touch?
245
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,620
I'll let you have my key chain.
246
00:13:23,650 --> 00:13:25,530
You know, the one
that hooks on the belt,
247
00:13:25,550 --> 00:13:28,300
goes way down
and ends up
in the pocket, huh?
248
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:32,920
Well, thanks,
but maybe just the tie.
249
00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:37,460
Well, go on with your dancing.
250
00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:44,200
Hey, you better go
pick up your suit.
251
00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:45,900
Mr. Perkins said
it'd be ready by noon.
252
00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:47,610
Oh, I'll go get it now.
Okay.
253
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:48,870
(PHONE RINGING)
254
00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:50,240
I got it.
255
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,410
Hello.
256
00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:57,380
Oh, hi, Mary Alice!
257
00:13:59,820 --> 00:14:01,120
What'd you say?
258
00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:04,550
I said I'm sorry
but I can't go with you
to Arnold's party.
259
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,520
You can't?
260
00:14:06,590 --> 00:14:07,840
Well, if you're
sick or something,
261
00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:10,000
I can put on my blue suit
and come over anyway.
262
00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:12,230
No, I'm not sick, Opie.
263
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:14,400
I'm going to the party.
264
00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:17,830
Well, you see,
I just remembered,
265
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,970
Fred Simpson asked me to go
before you and...
266
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,840
Well, I just completely
forgot about it.
267
00:14:24,910 --> 00:14:28,010
You know me,
just a featherbrain.
268
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:31,050
Oh. You're goin'
with Fred Simpson, huh?
269
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,180
Yeah. Yeah.
270
00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:38,620
Well. Bye.
271
00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:41,830
(SIGHS)
272
00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:51,370
ARNOLD: Hey, Ope!
273
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:54,440
I was goin' in
to your father's to pick up
the record player. Come on.
274
00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:57,040
No, I think I'll just
go on home.
275
00:14:57,110 --> 00:15:00,280
I'm just gonna pick it up,
then I'll walk you. Come on.
276
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:07,520
Well. Look who's here.
The Mayberry jet set.
277
00:15:07,590 --> 00:15:09,920
What say, guys?
278
00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:11,820
Is it all fixed?
What?
279
00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:13,720
Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah.
280
00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:17,730
Just a screw missin'.
Didn't cost a dime.
There you are, Arnold.
281
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:21,260
Thanks, Sheriff Taylor.
Hey, I see
you got your suit, Ope.
282
00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:23,210
Your daddy was tellin' me
about your new threads.
283
00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:26,040
That's "clothes"
in hipster talk.
I know, Goober.
284
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:29,110
Hey, Goob?
You know who Opie's
takin' to the dance?
285
00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:31,110
Uh-uh.
286
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,860
Mary Alice Carter.
Probably the prettiest girl
in the class.
287
00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:35,590
You gonna kiss her, Ope?
You gonna kiss her?
288
00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:36,880
(CHUCKLING)
289
00:15:36,950 --> 00:15:38,350
Well, are you?
290
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:41,280
(ANDY AND GOOBER LAUGHING)
Let's go, Arnold.
291
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:46,290
(LAUGHING)
292
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:49,130
Oh, Opie don't seem
too excited about goin' out
293
00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:51,760
with the prettiest girl
in class.
294
00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:53,900
Well, he's probably nervous.
Wouldn't you be?
295
00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:56,610
Yeah. Probably afraid
he's gonna mess up
on his manners or something.
296
00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:59,300
(CHUCKLING)
Right, look at this one.
297
00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:08,020
Well, now, Opie,
I can understand
298
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,690
your being excited
about the party,
299
00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:12,120
but I still think
you should eat.
300
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:16,020
Yeah, Arnold's mother probably
won't serve refreshments
till around 9:00.
301
00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:18,550
I'm just not very hungry.
302
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,500
Well, if you're not
going to eat now,
303
00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:23,070
maybe it'd be a good idea
to go up and take a bath
and get dressed.
304
00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:25,690
I put the, uh,
the tie in your room.
305
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,800
I don't think I'm goin'.
306
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:35,800
Excuse me.
307
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,860
Um, is there somethin'
you'd like to talk about?
308
00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:02,150
Well,
309
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,970
I don't feel too good, Paw.
Hmm.
310
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,610
Have you got a headache
or something?
311
00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:13,640
Yeah. Yeah.
312
00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:15,810
I have a headache.
Uh-huh.
313
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:18,610
Well, a headache
can get the best of us.
314
00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:22,000
Well, if you're not
goin' to the party
315
00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:24,450
I guess you better
call Mary Alice.
316
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,190
Oh, I really don't have to, Paw.
317
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:29,430
See, I told her this morning
318
00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:33,700
that I might have
a headache tonight
and I might not be able to go.
319
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,270
Oh. Oh. Oh.
320
00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:38,920
Is, uh, is she goin' by herself?
321
00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:41,090
No.
322
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,890
Fred Simpson'll take her.
323
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,860
That's okay with me.
Oh.
324
00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:56,570
You know,
325
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,340
uh, if your headache
should get better
326
00:17:59,410 --> 00:18:01,940
you could go... go
to the party alone.
327
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,040
Yeah.
Yeah.
328
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:10,080
I remember one time,
I was about your age,
329
00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:13,420
uh, same thing happened to me.
I went to a party by myself.
330
00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:17,460
Of course, the circumstances
were a lot different
from yours here.
331
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,570
But we had this, uh,
this church social
coming up, see,
332
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,160
and I invited
this real special girl.
333
00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:26,870
And right at the last minute
she broke the date with me.
334
00:18:26,930 --> 00:18:29,370
She did?
Yeah, just like that.
335
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,600
She went with Lamar Trundle.
336
00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:34,640
You know what I did?
337
00:18:34,710 --> 00:18:37,190
What?
I went to the party
by myself.
338
00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:39,420
You know, I acted like
it didn't bother me one bit
339
00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:41,060
that she'd gone
with Lamar Trundle.
340
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,030
You know, I played it real cool.
341
00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:44,320
And you know somethin' else?
342
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,650
I had the best time I ever had.
343
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,920
You did?
Yeah. Yeah.
344
00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:51,870
So, if, like I say,
your headache
should get better,
345
00:18:51,890 --> 00:18:54,990
you could go on over
to Arnold's by yourself.
346
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:57,800
Might be a way
to kill an evening.
347
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,200
Yeah.
Yeah.
348
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,470
Okay.
349
00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:03,660
(CLEARING THROAT)
350
00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:11,940
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
351
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:18,050
Well, Ope, here we are.
352
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,400
It should be a lot of fun.
Oh, sure, it will.
353
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:23,520
Now, you have
a good time, Opie.
Yeah, have fun.
354
00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:29,800
(CAR DOOR SHUTTING)
355
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:46,780
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
356
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:57,590
Hey, Arnold.
Oh, hi, Ope.
357
00:19:57,660 --> 00:20:00,060
How's your party going?
Great.
358
00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:03,160
My parents almost ruined it
by trying to make us
dunk for apples.
359
00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:06,430
But I asked them
to stay in the kitchen.
360
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:11,000
Is, uh, everybody here?
Yeah. She's here.
361
00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:16,840
Well, I wasn't exactly askin'
about anybody in particular,
Arnold.
362
00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:24,220
Hey, Ope, we all heard about
what Mary Alice did.
That's dirty.
363
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,490
Oh, that didn't get to me
at all, George.
364
00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:29,720
You're not jealous
or anything?
Nah.
365
00:20:29,790 --> 00:20:32,660
I figure
there's a lot of fish
in the sea.
366
00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:36,500
You can spread that around,
what I just said,
if you want to. Bye.
367
00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:46,000
Boy, this music
really has a good beat.
368
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,970
Opie?
Hi.
369
00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:50,740
Oh, hi, Mary Alice.
370
00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:53,120
You don't have to
be nice to me, Opie.
371
00:20:53,150 --> 00:20:54,910
I did a terrible thing.
372
00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:57,760
Oh, you mean,
when you came here with Fred,
when I really asked you first?
373
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,550
I'm very sorry.
I didn't even think about it.
374
00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:05,090
Aren't you mad?
Nah, I never get mad
over little things.
375
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,630
Hey, Ralph.
Pretty swingin' party, huh?
376
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,230
Boy, old Arnold really knows
how to throw a party.
377
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:13,530
Havin' fun, Mary Alice?
I thought I would.
378
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,700
Hey, Bernice.
Nice-lookin' dress.
379
00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:18,180
Opie, do you know
I've been sitting
in this corner
380
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,510
since we got here?
381
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:22,780
Since who got here?
Fred and I.
382
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,540
He really thinks he's something.
383
00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:27,250
Oh, there he is.
384
00:21:32,890 --> 00:21:35,490
Boy, Fred is really
a great dancer.
385
00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:37,310
He's a big bore.
386
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,590
He makes you think
he's doing you
a great big favor
387
00:21:39,610 --> 00:21:40,960
by taking you out.
388
00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:43,550
He's always combing his hair.
389
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,100
He's so conceited,
it makes me sick.
390
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:50,220
Well...
391
00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:55,320
Since you're just
sittin' there,
why don't we talk?
392
00:21:55,390 --> 00:21:56,590
Okay.
393
00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:57,890
(INAUDIBLE)
394
00:22:13,010 --> 00:22:15,840
Well, this may be
a long ride home,
395
00:22:15,910 --> 00:22:18,110
so let's make it
as cheerful as possible.
396
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:20,690
Well, I admire Opie
for having the courage
to go to the party.
397
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,950
Yeah.
I hope it worked.
398
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,990
Andy, isn't that Opie
up on the porch
waving at us?
399
00:22:30,930 --> 00:22:32,360
Yes, it is.
400
00:22:35,670 --> 00:22:36,830
(CAR DOOR OPENING)
401
00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:40,140
Well, hello.
Hi.
402
00:22:43,310 --> 00:22:45,970
You're probably wondering
why I'm with Mary Alice.
403
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,210
It had crossed my mind.
404
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,020
Were you wonderin', too,
Miss Crump?
405
00:22:50,050 --> 00:22:52,620
Well, I am a little curious.
406
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,720
We just sort of found out
we should have been together
407
00:22:56,790 --> 00:22:58,150
all along.
408
00:23:01,190 --> 00:23:02,960
Oh.
409
00:23:03,030 --> 00:23:06,500
Paw, since this is
the first time you and me
ever double-dated,
410
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:10,800
why don't we
go over to the diner
for a little somethin'?
411
00:23:10,870 --> 00:23:12,870
Well...
My treat.
412
00:23:14,570 --> 00:23:15,700
Oh.
413
00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:19,980
Oh, well, okay.
414
00:23:29,890 --> 00:23:31,820
Ah.
415
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,500
Well...
Boy.
416
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,520
(CHUCKLING)
417
00:23:36,730 --> 00:23:40,360
Yes, sir. Ah.
Yeah.
418
00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:46,810
That was really a blast.
Wasn't it though?
419
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,870
Yeah.
Yeah.
420
00:23:48,940 --> 00:23:51,900
You sure I can't get
my part of the check?
Are you kidding?
421
00:23:52,940 --> 00:23:53,940
Well, thanks.
422
00:23:56,150 --> 00:23:57,280
(SIGHS)
423
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,030
Paw?
Hmm?
424
00:24:01,050 --> 00:24:03,490
What are you and Miss Crump
doin' next weekend?
425
00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:06,220
I don't know.
Maybe we'll take in
a movie or something.
426
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,410
Mind if I come along?
427
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,520
Stag or drag?
428
00:24:09,590 --> 00:24:12,080
Drag, Paw.
I already asked Mary Alice.
429
00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:16,180
Oh, well, we'll just
make it a double then, huh?
Yeah.
430
00:24:17,580 --> 00:24:18,580
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
431
00:24:19,150 --> 00:24:20,940
Paw?
Hmm?
432
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,480
You know what I figured out
about girls?
What?
433
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:25,230
Nothin'.
434
00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:28,780
Join the club.
435
00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:32,550
Yeah.
436
00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:33,620
(SIGHS)
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