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I've been waiting two months for this!
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Finally today is the fight!
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How much did you bet?
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You'd better not ask.
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But we are going to be rich.
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Mom, sit down.
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It's about to start!
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Let's just turn off the sound,
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because we're watching, not listening.
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Go ahead, knock him out in the first round!
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Jab it.
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Come on!
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You're so attractive when you cheer for sports.
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What do they do?
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Modern boxing is more like dancing than a sport
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It's awful.
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Come on.
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I told you to jab!
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Are you blind?
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What kind of jab is that?
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It's a hook!
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I've been watching boxing since I was six.
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It's a jab.
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I know that for a fact.
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All this time you still haven't learned
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the names of the punches?
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Oh, my God.
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I'm an adult and I know what a jab is.
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Oh, my God, what are those punches?
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One, two, one, two.
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One, two!
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God, that was an uppercut!
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Watch how to hit it right!
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What are you doing?!
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Mom is a professional boxer!
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Come on, everything will be fine.
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Then take the hit.
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Mom, what have you done?
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Forgive me.
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Please forgive me.
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Idiot, I told you to take the hit!
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Well, I just dodged a punch.
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Please forgive me.
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Now I'll have a bruise on both eyes!
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It's okay, bunny.
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We'll cure everything!
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We've got to put meat on it!
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But I'm a vegetarian!
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Shove the meat up your ass!
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Go get a cucumber!
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Okay.
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You're my sunshine
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Now we'll put on a mask
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and in five minutes
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there won't be anything left of the bruise.
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So...
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I brought a cucumber.
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You idiot, you should cut it up.
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Oops.
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Oh my God.
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Be patient.
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Ay yay yay yay yay.
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Forgive me.
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I sliced a cucumber.
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Finally!
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This will help take the bruises away.
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We'll put it on gently.
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Here you go.
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There you go.
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Here you go.
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Oh, my God!
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I was so scared!
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Come on, I think it'll be okay.
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What do we do now?
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Oh my god...
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How can I help?
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Well, massage her temples
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to improve blood flow
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and the bruise will disappear faster.
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More, more, more!
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You'll feel better in a second.
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Be patient.
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You moan so sexily,
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like I'm massaging something else for you
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Of course! It's so nice!
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Damn, it's getting so hot in here.
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It hurts!
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I'm sorry, I'll help you now.
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Cucumber oxidants soothe the skin
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and you'll be fine.
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The main thing is to lie still.
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I'm already tired of massaging your temples
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Yes, yes, of course, honey.
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Let your fingers rest.
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Indeed, it's getting hot.
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Why aren't you two talking?
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Who is winning?
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There's a break right now.
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So far, nothing is happening.
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Okay.
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And yet, honey, I hope your bet wins.
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I had a bruise once before.
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I was little at the time
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and went to kindergarten.
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And I remember this moment
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when the teacher was twirling the rope
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and we were standing around her.
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The song "merry-go-round, who had time to sit down"
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is playing.
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I still get goosebumps.
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You're really something!
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Are you in pain?
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Does it get better?
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Just a little.
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It'll go away soon.
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Lie a little longer, don't open your eyes.
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Will it heal before the wedding?
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Exactly!
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I hope the bruise goes away soon.
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It looks like I won't win the beauty contest.
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By the way, it almost doesn't hurt anymore.
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Cucumbers have already helped.
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Lie down some more.
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Massage.
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Lie down some more.
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I'll massage your temples.
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All right.
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And if we win?
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What happens then?
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Then we'll be millionaires.
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Yeah, well, what are the plans?
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What about me?
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Of course, you also participated.
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I was watching with you, too.
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It will pass soon.
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Truth be told, I seem to be the only one
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who finds myself in these situations.
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All my life.
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Now, in kindergarten...
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A million more interesting stories from my life.
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Mom, do you remember anything else like that?
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Of course.
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When I was little was I as unlucky?
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Well, in general, yes.
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This is ridiculous.
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You're a weird kid.
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You were always falling down on the level ground.
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Stumbling through the air.
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That's right.
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Ouch.
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You're bound to step in a puddle.
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The puddle is sacred.
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I used to love puddles, now I love the sea.
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It's okay, it's fixable.
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It hurts even to laugh.
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Don't laugh.
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Lie still and rest.
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Well, how can I not laugh?
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I'm tired of crying.
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Rest!
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Rest!
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Just rest.
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Reminds me of going to the spa
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It's hot as the desert, a mask on my face...
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But I can definitely compete in stress resistance.
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That's for sure.
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What's that noise?
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What happens
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if the ointment gets into your eye?
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It will be very painful to the eye!
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What kind of ointment is this?
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Lactic acid is added to the ointment.
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What if I open my eyes?
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Then you'll be in a lot of pain.
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That's why you have to lie down.
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There's still ten minutes left.
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Then I can flush?
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Yes, then you can go and flush.
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I'm ticklish.
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Excuse me.
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It's really hot in here.
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Is that why you decided to lie closer?
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To sweat together?
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That's what I call team spirit.
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My neck already hurts.
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Lie down a little longer.
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Not for long at all.
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I'm already lying down.
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You're breathing so hard!
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Well...
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Tense fight!
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Sweaty!
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Yes, the fight is very hot.
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Exciting.
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We are on our way to victory.
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Yeah?
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Yes, we almost won.
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I even believe that you will become millionaires.
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Is the break over yet?
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No, it's still going on.
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Is it still going on?
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Still on while the bleachers are showing.
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Ugh!
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I've never understood
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why the bleachers are shown?
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Folks.
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Why show people?
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Well, they're worried.
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A lot of emotions.
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Do we have any ointment for bruises?
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Yeah,
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I'll put some on you later.
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Don't worry, everything will be fine.
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Let's sit in silence.
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No more talking.
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Just a little while longer.
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Why aren't you saying anything?
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Why do we use cucumbers?
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I've heard that tea bags
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are also very high in antioxidants.
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You're right!
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Why don't we use them?
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Stay down, sweetie.
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We'll do it in a minute.
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We'll be back soon.
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You’re so hot and passionate.
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Not like your daughter.
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Just shut up and fuck me!
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What a tight pussy!
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You haven't had sex in a long time?
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It's not the sex,
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it's that I didn't like her.
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You're a clown.
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It's so great to fuck you!
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Yes!
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Lie down here.
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Your pussy is so tight.
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Yeah...
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Fucking awesome!
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Hey!
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Where are you?
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We are here.
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Where are the tea bags?
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Come here.
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Thanks.
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Sit down.
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Careful.
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Found it
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The main thing is not to miss.
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How are you feeling?
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Yeah, my head doesn't hurt
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too much anymore.
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But the bruise is likely to remain.
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Sit like this.
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Just a little more time left.
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Take a teabag.
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Okay.
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Attach it.
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I feel like a salad.
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Oh yeah...
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Will you marry me?
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Yes, maybe.
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What?
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Daughter, please come out.
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Your mother and I need to talk.
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