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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,438 --> 00:00:29,179 There's a thief! 2 00:00:29,399 --> 00:00:30,889 Get the thief! 3 00:00:50,169 --> 00:00:51,625 There's a thief! 4 00:00:52,130 --> 00:00:53,620 Thief! 5 00:00:54,299 --> 00:00:55,539 Stop! 6 00:02:09,415 --> 00:02:10,655 Happy Birthday! 7 00:02:12,585 --> 00:02:14,075 Happy Birthday! 8 00:02:15,296 --> 00:02:16,296 Sammo Hung! 9 00:02:19,133 --> 00:02:21,966 - They're kissing! - Harder! 10 00:02:29,143 --> 00:02:31,555 - You're not Sammo Hung! - He's not Sammo Hung?! 11 00:02:31,729 --> 00:02:32,729 Thief! 12 00:02:34,482 --> 00:02:37,474 - Get him! - Catch the thief! 13 00:02:39,404 --> 00:02:40,940 He's gone upstairs! 14 00:02:42,115 --> 00:02:43,196 Stop! 15 00:03:05,596 --> 00:03:07,052 How's that for timing? 16 00:03:17,442 --> 00:03:18,898 PROSTITUTION IS STILL LOVE AFTER ALL 17 00:03:19,110 --> 00:03:22,214 - DIFFICULT PATH ALWAYS LEADS TO INTIMACY - We refuse to be the parasites of society. 18 00:03:22,238 --> 00:03:24,400 We refuse to benefit from the hard work of others. 19 00:03:24,615 --> 00:03:28,199 We're only providing a bit of comfort to those who are down and out. 20 00:03:28,870 --> 00:03:29,905 Great! 21 00:03:30,455 --> 00:03:33,447 I ask you, what can be so despicable about manual lab our? 22 00:03:34,208 --> 00:03:36,916 I ask you, is it a sin to work for the welfare of one's family? 23 00:03:37,462 --> 00:03:38,462 No! 24 00:03:38,629 --> 00:03:40,370 I want to appeal to all Hong Kong citizens: 25 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:43,378 - all careers in entertainment are equal! - That's right! 26 00:03:43,718 --> 00:03:45,834 Legalising prostitution is the public's constitution. 27 00:03:46,596 --> 00:03:47,802 Curly's really great! 28 00:03:48,014 --> 00:03:49,014 Really great. 29 00:03:50,683 --> 00:03:52,173 We need to stand up as real men. 30 00:03:52,602 --> 00:03:54,969 Come and go as we please, bravely advance forth! 31 00:03:55,188 --> 00:03:57,179 Great! 32 00:04:04,739 --> 00:04:05,979 Brother Jack. 33 00:04:06,616 --> 00:04:07,616 You want to bribe me? 34 00:04:07,867 --> 00:04:10,467 I live my life by the principle of not having tea with both sides. 35 00:04:10,661 --> 00:04:12,322 - But... - Say no more! 36 00:04:12,538 --> 00:04:15,701 Today we hold a demonstration. Tomorrow we lodge a complaint to UMELCO. 37 00:04:15,917 --> 00:04:17,703 The day after we protest at Government House. 38 00:04:17,919 --> 00:04:20,581 The situation is like this! You can imagine the consequences! 39 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,042 Really wasting my time talking to you. 40 00:04:23,257 --> 00:04:25,257 Even $3000 is not enough to bribe him. Junkie Ming! 41 00:04:25,802 --> 00:04:27,588 We protest! 42 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:30,924 We protest...! 43 00:04:32,016 --> 00:04:33,616 Three in a row! Three in a row, alright? 44 00:04:33,810 --> 00:04:36,552 More than three, and they'll accuse us of unlawful assembly. 45 00:04:36,729 --> 00:04:38,060 Get in line now! 46 00:04:38,231 --> 00:04:39,721 - Move! - Three in a row...! 47 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:41,389 Line up now...! 48 00:04:41,609 --> 00:04:43,725 That's right. Line up just like that. 49 00:04:43,945 --> 00:04:46,403 We're against the unjustified dismissal of our fellow workers. 50 00:04:46,614 --> 00:04:48,696 - We want a resolution! - What? 51 00:04:49,283 --> 00:04:50,283 What's that? 52 00:04:50,493 --> 00:04:53,388 What is it, man? What you doing? Why are you squeezing me? What d'ya want? 53 00:04:53,412 --> 00:04:55,653 Yes! Sure! Sure! I know what to do. 54 00:04:57,416 --> 00:05:00,096 Brother Jack said we don't need to show respect for these employers. 55 00:05:00,294 --> 00:05:02,786 Brother Jack says we can trash this factory! 56 00:05:03,047 --> 00:05:05,084 - Hey...! - OK, OK... I know. 57 00:05:05,299 --> 00:05:08,132 Brother Jack told me to beat him up right now! 58 00:05:08,344 --> 00:05:10,051 I"m going to beat you up now...! 59 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,301 Stop the fight, stop it! 60 00:05:14,517 --> 00:05:16,383 Hey, stop the fight! 61 00:05:18,896 --> 00:05:20,603 Sir, it's not my fault. 62 00:05:20,815 --> 00:05:23,307 Well, it's not my fault either. Sit tight! 63 00:06:07,904 --> 00:06:10,271 Hey mate, please clean that yellow car also. 64 00:06:10,698 --> 00:06:12,439 Thanks, I'll be back soon. 65 00:06:34,639 --> 00:06:36,129 Where's my key? 66 00:06:40,811 --> 00:06:42,051 Damn it! 67 00:07:13,970 --> 00:07:15,631 You're out of luck. 68 00:07:45,292 --> 00:07:46,953 You've got some nerve! 69 00:07:57,763 --> 00:08:00,130 Freeze! You don't get the firing squad for stealing a wheel. 70 00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:02,886 I can be a very cooperative citizen. Sir. 71 00:08:03,769 --> 00:08:05,225 Do it yourself, then. 72 00:08:09,817 --> 00:08:10,817 Done. 73 00:08:12,695 --> 00:08:14,185 This is evidence for court. 74 00:08:14,864 --> 00:08:16,104 Move it. 75 00:08:22,705 --> 00:08:25,288 Hey mate, do you have something more expensive? 76 00:08:25,583 --> 00:08:27,039 Yes... Just a moment, please. 77 00:08:27,251 --> 00:08:29,709 Excuse me, miss. Do you have an original strap for this watch? 78 00:08:29,879 --> 00:08:31,335 - Yes. - Can I see it? 79 00:08:31,547 --> 00:08:33,538 - Please feel free to look around. - Sure. 80 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:41,672 Sir? I'm sure you'll be more than happy with this watch. 81 00:08:42,892 --> 00:08:44,633 This one...? Pretty good... 82 00:08:46,812 --> 00:08:48,052 Hey, OI' Chan! 83 00:08:48,647 --> 00:08:50,229 I haven't seen you for ages! 84 00:08:53,152 --> 00:08:54,893 Fancy seeing you here! 85 00:08:56,363 --> 00:08:58,354 We're old buddies so why haven't you even called? 86 00:08:58,532 --> 00:09:01,149 Things must be going well for you. You haven't even looked me up! 87 00:09:04,789 --> 00:09:07,076 I've already told you, that thing wasn't my fault... 88 00:09:08,793 --> 00:09:10,784 I can't believe you just shot me! 89 00:09:14,507 --> 00:09:15,507 You...! 90 00:09:18,594 --> 00:09:21,086 - What's going on? - Don't look! Let's go. 91 00:09:27,061 --> 00:09:28,301 It's not my fault! 92 00:09:28,813 --> 00:09:30,554 Can you please show me the diamond watch? 93 00:09:30,731 --> 00:09:31,731 Of course. 94 00:09:33,692 --> 00:09:35,308 I'm sure you'll be happy with this one. 95 00:09:36,612 --> 00:09:38,102 This one's quite nice as well. 96 00:09:39,782 --> 00:09:41,773 - This is definitely your style. - Not bad. 97 00:09:47,998 --> 00:09:50,456 Hey! Old Chan! Haven't seen you in ages! 98 00:09:50,751 --> 00:09:52,207 Fancy seeing you here. 99 00:09:53,254 --> 00:09:54,289 How are you? 100 00:09:58,551 --> 00:10:00,588 Hey! I told you not to open fire! 101 00:10:00,803 --> 00:10:02,919 I've already told you, that thing wasn't my fault... 102 00:10:04,348 --> 00:10:07,841 Don't move! This is a robbery! Don't move! 103 00:10:10,813 --> 00:10:13,054 I told you not to move! I'll shoot you dead, y'know?! 104 00:10:14,942 --> 00:10:16,683 Don't move! Get down! 105 00:10:18,904 --> 00:10:20,645 Get a move on! Let's scram! 106 00:10:25,744 --> 00:10:29,237 Mister, are you OK? Mister? 107 00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:32,999 I'm fine. I'll put on some gentian violet when I get home. 108 00:10:33,711 --> 00:10:35,293 Oh, no! You're bleeding quite a bit. 109 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,292 It's nothing, really. I'm quite used to bleeding. 110 00:10:38,549 --> 00:10:40,460 Officers, the robbers ran off in that direction. 111 00:10:40,634 --> 00:10:41,999 Come with me. 112 00:10:42,636 --> 00:10:44,126 You shouldn't be walking. 113 00:10:44,346 --> 00:10:46,178 - Hey, what happened here? - He's been shot. 114 00:10:46,390 --> 00:10:47,880 Hey, call an ambulance. 115 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:51,183 - I don't need an ambulance. - Don't worry, it's OK. Come with us. 116 00:10:51,395 --> 00:10:53,978 - I'm really quite alright. - Let's go. 117 00:11:01,989 --> 00:11:04,981 Hey? Covered in blood from head to toe... What'd they get you for? 118 00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:06,857 Robbery. Is that OK? 119 00:11:07,036 --> 00:11:09,323 Of course not! If it was, you wouldn't have been arrested! 120 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:10,778 Move it! 121 00:11:13,417 --> 00:11:14,999 What are you just standing there for? 122 00:11:15,211 --> 00:11:17,498 Sir, the road's so narrow I have to be courteous. 123 00:11:17,713 --> 00:11:18,953 Let's go. 124 00:11:29,433 --> 00:11:32,642 Sir is in a good mood today. Otherwise you'd have bled to death already. 125 00:11:32,937 --> 00:11:34,928 - Sir... - 'Sir' what? 126 00:11:35,314 --> 00:11:37,931 Confess quickly! How'd you get that counterfeit American note? 127 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,107 I withdrew it from my bank, sir. 128 00:11:40,319 --> 00:11:42,856 What's that? You withdrew counterfeit US dollars from the bank?! 129 00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:44,737 Sir, the money is not counterfeit. 130 00:11:44,949 --> 00:11:47,691 - What, it's real, then? - Yes. 131 00:11:48,369 --> 00:11:50,485 Now I'm not in such a good mood anymore. 132 00:11:51,413 --> 00:11:53,450 It's fake! I found it. 133 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,957 Smart boy. You just saved your own life. 134 00:11:57,169 --> 00:11:59,522 If you just spoke up earlier, you wouldn't have had such a tough time. 135 00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:00,546 You wanna fool even me?! 136 00:12:01,048 --> 00:12:03,039 - It's like you want to suffer... - 7086. 137 00:12:04,385 --> 00:12:06,046 Sir, he just confessed. 138 00:12:06,845 --> 00:12:08,631 Every single note is authentic. 139 00:12:08,847 --> 00:12:12,090 I already checked with the bank. He really did exchange 200,000 USD. 140 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:15,593 - And you beat him up like that... - Sir, I'll handle this! 141 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:29,607 Sir, he agrees that today's events never happened. 142 00:12:30,995 --> 00:12:32,235 Hold it. 143 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:37,074 7086, you're off the counterfeit case. I've already sent an undercover cop. 144 00:12:38,210 --> 00:12:41,202 - Sir, is there another case for me, then? - Yes. 145 00:12:41,505 --> 00:12:43,496 Arrest the litterbugs in the park. 146 00:12:46,385 --> 00:12:48,126 Why am I having such bad luck? 147 00:12:53,183 --> 00:12:54,673 I was too impulsive. 148 00:12:56,395 --> 00:12:58,932 I'm the oldest. I should be the 'elder' of the pack, right? 149 00:12:59,148 --> 00:13:01,640 - I'm second in line. - I'm third, then. 150 00:13:02,151 --> 00:13:04,643 - I'm fourth. - Then I'll be the fifth. 151 00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:08,780 From now on, we're together through thick and thin. 152 00:13:08,991 --> 00:13:11,403 - Right! - Who'll volunteer to clean the toilets? 153 00:13:11,618 --> 00:13:12,618 Him! 154 00:13:29,303 --> 00:13:32,045 The air's just different on the other side of the wall. 155 00:13:33,599 --> 00:13:34,805 What's wrong with you? Asthma? 156 00:13:35,017 --> 00:13:36,883 Just getting used to the outside air! 157 00:13:37,102 --> 00:13:40,060 I don't think you'll ever get used to it. Why don't you get back in there? 158 00:13:42,316 --> 00:13:44,808 Now, I'm just telling you like it is: don't follow us! 159 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,277 - Let's go... - Let's wait for Teapot. 160 00:13:48,489 --> 00:13:50,230 - No. Let's not. - Come on, let's... 161 00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,568 You're right, we should go now. 162 00:13:55,788 --> 00:13:57,779 Hey... mon! You're gonna treat me like this? 163 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,500 Let him come along. 164 00:14:01,085 --> 00:14:02,826 Just look at you... 165 00:14:03,045 --> 00:14:04,535 Put this on. 166 00:14:39,706 --> 00:14:40,706 Boss. 167 00:15:12,698 --> 00:15:14,735 I've told you not to speak to me in English. 168 00:15:15,659 --> 00:15:16,659 Dad. 169 00:15:28,046 --> 00:15:30,287 Are you still carrying on with the chauffeur? 170 00:15:30,507 --> 00:15:33,340 No. We were waiting for your release to get married. 171 00:15:35,512 --> 00:15:36,798 Future Father-in-law. 172 00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:58,023 Pfft... Why so jealous? 173 00:15:58,243 --> 00:16:00,951 We've just gotta be better than him the next time we're released! 174 00:16:01,163 --> 00:16:02,163 Take this! 175 00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:06,709 Hey! 176 00:16:08,462 --> 00:16:10,382 You have to hail a bus with your legs these days? 177 00:16:10,797 --> 00:16:12,037 Here! Let me try. 178 00:16:30,609 --> 00:16:31,849 A flat?! 179 00:16:36,114 --> 00:16:37,730 Buddy, it was meant to be. 180 00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:40,442 - Fancy picking up five passengers here. - Hey...! 181 00:16:53,507 --> 00:16:55,748 When bad stuff comes, you can't even get out of the way. 182 00:16:55,968 --> 00:16:56,968 What can you do? 183 00:16:57,135 --> 00:16:59,923 I'll pick up some pomelo leaves at the market and boil it with water. 184 00:17:00,138 --> 00:17:01,424 Give the whole car a good scrub. 185 00:17:11,441 --> 00:17:13,148 Sing, Tien Gow later today? 186 00:17:13,735 --> 00:17:16,773 Count me out! My luck's even worse today than if I saw some nuns! 187 00:17:16,989 --> 00:17:18,275 No way! 188 00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:21,983 Don't believe me? Come take a look. I guarantee you can't miss it. 189 00:17:22,286 --> 00:17:24,573 All of them have 'Con' etched onto their forehead. 190 00:17:31,336 --> 00:17:33,828 What're you honking at? Rushing off to do time or something?! 191 00:17:46,435 --> 00:17:48,142 So Curly, what'd they get you for? 192 00:17:48,353 --> 00:17:50,720 Nothing serious. I was riding in a minibus. 193 00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,350 The driver was bitching on and on. 194 00:17:52,566 --> 00:17:55,246 I grabbed him out of the bus and just stabbed him a couple of times. 195 00:17:55,444 --> 00:17:56,684 That got me three years. 196 00:17:57,362 --> 00:17:59,979 It was a bigger stitch-up for me! The guy just looked at me... 197 00:18:00,198 --> 00:18:02,610 I punched his eye out! I did two years for that. 198 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,909 Speaking of, throwing acid's a better deal. 199 00:18:06,079 --> 00:18:08,286 That time I poured a bucketful over the driver's head. 200 00:18:08,498 --> 00:18:09,829 Only had to do a year and a half! 201 00:18:11,335 --> 00:18:12,975 Oh... Then you got a better deal than me. 202 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:15,170 I also used acid, but I was in there for ten years. 203 00:18:15,589 --> 00:18:16,829 Ten years?! 204 00:18:17,299 --> 00:18:18,835 Where did you pour it on him?! 205 00:18:19,259 --> 00:18:22,047 I didn't pour it on him. I just forced him to drink it! 206 00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:28,007 Doesn't matter how long you get. If you're up yourself, you gotta die! 207 00:18:28,185 --> 00:18:29,516 Don't let them off easy. 208 00:18:29,686 --> 00:18:32,366 How many years do you think you'd get for setting a minibus on fire? 209 00:18:34,316 --> 00:18:35,806 Driver pal? Got a light? 210 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,725 [Alight? I don't...] 211 00:18:41,156 --> 00:18:43,272 Enough about that. Gets me all riled up. 212 00:18:43,492 --> 00:18:45,529 Hey, Curly? Do any minibuses stop at your place? 213 00:18:45,744 --> 00:18:48,486 There didn't used to be any. Don't know about now, though. 214 00:18:48,705 --> 00:18:51,242 - How do you get there, then? - Take a left up ahead. 215 00:18:52,501 --> 00:18:53,501 And then a right, 216 00:18:55,754 --> 00:18:57,495 and then straight over that puddle. 217 00:18:59,633 --> 00:19:01,089 Then stop right here! 218 00:19:05,263 --> 00:19:06,503 How much, brother? 219 00:19:06,682 --> 00:19:08,673 On the four seas, all are brothers, right? 220 00:19:08,892 --> 00:19:11,384 - It's alright... - Thank you very much. 221 00:19:16,817 --> 00:19:18,417 Couldn't tell that you're this well-off. 222 00:19:18,610 --> 00:19:20,100 It's not mine. It's my uncle's place. 223 00:19:20,278 --> 00:19:22,770 My uncle and his family have all gone to Canada to wash dishes. 224 00:19:22,989 --> 00:19:24,024 I'm just house-sitting. 225 00:19:24,241 --> 00:19:27,609 But my uncle is 79 now, and childless, so it'll all be mine soon. 226 00:19:31,832 --> 00:19:34,073 Make yourself at home. There's beer in the fridge. 227 00:19:34,292 --> 00:19:36,533 Sis! Sis! 228 00:19:40,006 --> 00:19:41,963 Hey, what do you think Curly's sister's like? 229 00:19:42,134 --> 00:19:43,716 Just look at him, and you know. 230 00:19:43,885 --> 00:19:44,885 Hey. 231 00:19:45,762 --> 00:19:46,762 Thanks. 232 00:19:46,930 --> 00:19:48,921 Not necessarily. You never know. 233 00:19:53,103 --> 00:19:54,810 Hey, Curly, come over here. 234 00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:56,186 What do you want? 235 00:19:56,898 --> 00:19:59,890 Let me ask you something. And you have to tell it like it is. 236 00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,396 Go ahead. 237 00:20:01,695 --> 00:20:03,686 Are you related to your sister biologically? 238 00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:05,901 Yes. 239 00:20:09,035 --> 00:20:11,527 - What's wrong? - Nothing, nothing. 240 00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:16,574 Hey, so there's no hope, then? 241 00:20:17,711 --> 00:20:19,452 - Hey, what are you up to? - What's up? 242 00:20:19,629 --> 00:20:21,370 Nothing. Just going to the loo. 243 00:20:27,596 --> 00:20:29,086 - What's going on? - What's wrong? 244 00:20:29,306 --> 00:20:31,297 Nothing. My sister just freaked me out. 245 00:20:32,601 --> 00:20:35,309 Hey, they've been together for so long and she still freaks him out? 246 00:20:35,479 --> 00:20:36,844 We'd better be mentally prepared. 247 00:20:37,063 --> 00:20:38,063 That's enough. 248 00:20:38,231 --> 00:20:40,063 We'll just have to be polite when we meet her. 249 00:20:41,818 --> 00:20:43,775 - Everyone's here? - They're all here. 250 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,603 Dinnertime. Take a seat! 251 00:20:52,412 --> 00:20:54,403 Actually, God is really fair. 252 00:20:54,581 --> 00:20:58,324 Beautiful girls usually can't cook, and girls who can cook are probably not... 253 00:21:02,881 --> 00:21:04,792 - Greet the uncles. - Uncles. 254 00:21:05,008 --> 00:21:06,749 She's talking to you. Say something! 255 00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:08,174 The name's Lin. 256 00:21:08,678 --> 00:21:10,168 But you can just call me Vaseline. 257 00:21:13,099 --> 00:21:14,589 Hey, take a seat. 258 00:21:19,105 --> 00:21:22,143 Hey...! Don't go dreaming too big! 259 00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:25,226 Hey, let me ask you another question. What was your father's profession? 260 00:21:25,445 --> 00:21:26,685 He was a sailor. 261 00:21:27,239 --> 00:21:29,480 - Oh...! - No wonder, then. 262 00:21:31,034 --> 00:21:32,616 - There's a burglar! - What?! 263 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,071 - What happened? - There's a burglar. 264 00:21:40,585 --> 00:21:42,826 He's not a burglar, he's Teapot. 265 00:21:43,296 --> 00:21:44,786 It's nothing. Let's go. 266 00:21:47,801 --> 00:21:49,792 - My name is Teapot. - I'm sorry. 267 00:21:50,262 --> 00:21:52,845 Don't apologise. It's a natural reflex to take him for a burglar. 268 00:21:53,056 --> 00:21:54,856 Right. Did you hurt your leg from kicking him? 269 00:21:55,058 --> 00:21:56,058 Yeah... 270 00:21:56,268 --> 00:21:57,508 Are you OK? 271 00:21:58,019 --> 00:21:59,976 I'm fine, even though I drew the short straw. 272 00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:02,725 It's alright, it's just a misunderstanding. Let's eat. 273 00:22:04,484 --> 00:22:05,724 Let's get some rice. 274 00:22:09,739 --> 00:22:10,779 What's wrong with you lot? 275 00:22:10,991 --> 00:22:12,777 You don't line up for dinner at home! 276 00:22:12,993 --> 00:22:13,993 Yeah. 277 00:22:29,259 --> 00:22:30,499 Thank you. 278 00:22:35,682 --> 00:22:36,843 Thanks. 279 00:22:37,934 --> 00:22:40,175 Hey, go ahead, help yourselves. 280 00:22:41,688 --> 00:22:42,928 Thank you. 281 00:22:47,611 --> 00:22:48,851 Thank you. 282 00:23:04,002 --> 00:23:05,743 She can get it herself. 283 00:23:15,597 --> 00:23:16,837 Thank you. 284 00:23:21,978 --> 00:23:22,978 Here. 285 00:23:38,662 --> 00:23:40,994 - Are the goods ready? - It's all done. 286 00:24:00,183 --> 00:24:02,174 Boss, can you tell which one is real? 287 00:24:04,688 --> 00:24:06,850 - The one in the middle. - Boss, that's wrong. 288 00:24:09,818 --> 00:24:12,025 - The top one, then. - Boss, that's wrong. 289 00:24:13,238 --> 00:24:14,728 All three are fake. 290 00:24:16,616 --> 00:24:17,616 Come here. 291 00:24:23,206 --> 00:24:25,447 Don't you make a fool of me again. 292 00:24:36,344 --> 00:24:38,756 But you did well on this job. 293 00:24:48,231 --> 00:24:50,393 Now, I'm just telling you like it is: don't follow us! 294 00:24:50,608 --> 00:24:53,396 C'mon, now...! You guys told me to wear this thing! 295 00:24:53,611 --> 00:24:56,251 What's with all the whining? My old man's uniform is embarrassing?! 296 00:24:56,614 --> 00:24:58,981 I didn't say that. You're the ones who think it's ugly. 297 00:24:59,743 --> 00:25:02,155 It's kind of ugly, but it suits you, though. 298 00:25:03,913 --> 00:25:06,496 You mustn't be ashamed! Life's all about inner beauty proclaimed! 299 00:25:06,708 --> 00:25:08,686 Yeah... Jack doesn't actually mean anything by that. 300 00:25:08,710 --> 00:25:11,430 He's just saying you don't look good on the outside. That's about it. 301 00:25:12,213 --> 00:25:13,374 Stop bickering. Let's go. 302 00:25:16,092 --> 00:25:18,379 - Hands off. - He's no fun... 303 00:25:18,595 --> 00:25:20,381 Can't even put my arms around her shoulders! 304 00:25:20,597 --> 00:25:22,554 Of course! Curly Jack thinks you two are pervs! 305 00:25:22,766 --> 00:25:24,686 You offend people as soon as you open your mouth. 306 00:25:24,893 --> 00:25:26,733 What do you mean 'thinks'? They definitely are! 307 00:25:26,936 --> 00:25:28,677 - They definitely are?! - Hey...! 308 00:25:33,193 --> 00:25:36,436 Hey... We've no chance with her brother always hanging around. 309 00:25:36,654 --> 00:25:38,941 - Just come up with a plan to lose him. - What's the plan? 310 00:25:39,157 --> 00:25:40,397 Come up with your own! 311 00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:49,157 Tonight, we, m-martial brothers... No... are selling... 312 00:25:50,543 --> 00:25:51,543 Selling medicine! 313 00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:57,372 Why don't I see Porky Wing and his martial sister, then? 314 00:25:58,593 --> 00:25:59,593 O-Our... 315 00:26:00,762 --> 00:26:01,762 Medicine! 316 00:26:01,930 --> 00:26:03,671 C-Can... 317 00:26:05,767 --> 00:26:07,758 Can cure all that ails you! 318 00:26:08,311 --> 00:26:09,311 -If... 319 00:26:09,479 --> 00:26:12,688 If nothing ails you, it will strengthen your body! 320 00:26:12,899 --> 00:26:14,389 - Me? - Of course you. 321 00:26:14,609 --> 00:26:17,101 Smart guys plan, dumb guys act. Off you go. 322 00:26:17,737 --> 00:26:18,977 Strengthens your body. 323 00:26:19,197 --> 00:26:21,438 These martial artists usually sell fake medicine. 324 00:26:21,658 --> 00:26:22,658 Y-Your... 325 00:26:23,409 --> 00:26:26,151 Your entire body, every inch of it, will be strengthened! 326 00:26:27,205 --> 00:26:29,196 It 1-1s-—- 327 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,582 It is small in size! 328 00:26:32,794 --> 00:26:35,035 But t-that... 329 00:26:35,755 --> 00:26:38,873 Makes it easy to take! Morning, noon and night. 330 00:26:39,092 --> 00:26:40,582 Three a day! 331 00:26:42,512 --> 00:26:44,799 That's why in 20... 20... years, 332 00:26:45,014 --> 00:26:47,005 I've ne... 333 00:26:48,309 --> 00:26:50,050 Never been sick at all. 334 00:26:50,562 --> 00:26:54,556 And my mind... mind... 335 00:26:54,816 --> 00:26:57,478 Now, then, So. It is time for the main event. 336 00:26:57,694 --> 00:26:58,729 If you will allow me. 337 00:27:18,715 --> 00:27:21,457 What's all the fuss? You can see this in trashy old Cantonese movies! 338 00:27:24,929 --> 00:27:26,920 Come on, put some muscle into it! 339 00:27:27,140 --> 00:27:29,131 You look like an old-timer taking a piss! 340 00:27:59,839 --> 00:28:03,002 - You're great stuff. - You dare to hit Master Chiu? 341 00:28:06,638 --> 00:28:08,629 - Don't run! - I was only kidding with you! 342 00:28:08,848 --> 00:28:13,684 - How dare you hit me! - Please, don't! I was only kidding! 343 00:28:13,895 --> 00:28:16,387 - Brother! - Hey... Sis? Steady on. 344 00:28:16,606 --> 00:28:18,893 Your brother's seen it all. He can get away from anything! 345 00:28:19,108 --> 00:28:20,108 This is nothing. 346 00:28:20,318 --> 00:28:23,606 That's right. He'll be OK. Sis, let's go that way. 347 00:28:28,368 --> 00:28:30,450 Hey, Exhaust Pipe? Are you trying to steal my girl? 348 00:28:30,662 --> 00:28:31,662 Isn't it obvious? 349 00:28:31,829 --> 00:28:33,319 - I'm telling you... - Don't. 350 00:28:33,539 --> 00:28:35,280 We'll each try out our best moves. 351 00:28:36,751 --> 00:28:38,791 What's the meaning of this? You think you're a pimp? 352 00:28:39,003 --> 00:28:41,836 Hey? When sandpiper and oyster fight, the fisherman reaps the reward. 353 00:28:42,048 --> 00:28:43,083 Look. 354 00:28:43,258 --> 00:28:46,250 Come and get a good buy! Walkie-talkies for $65 only. 355 00:28:46,844 --> 00:28:48,334 Don't miss this great bargain. 356 00:28:48,930 --> 00:28:51,342 Hey, Sis. Can you hear me? Over. 357 00:28:51,557 --> 00:28:53,389 She hears you! 358 00:28:53,601 --> 00:28:56,201 You're so close... She could hear you through a pair of milk cans! 359 00:28:56,354 --> 00:28:58,641 Move further away. Give it to me. 360 00:28:58,856 --> 00:29:01,598 This kind of thing isn't for you. It's not for me either! 361 00:29:01,818 --> 00:29:04,458 When it comes to machines, only Exhaust Pipe knows what he's doing. 362 00:29:04,654 --> 00:29:07,191 - Here. - You're absolutely right there. 363 00:29:07,407 --> 00:29:12,152 Here. It says 'Made in Japan' but it's really made in Hong Kong. 364 00:29:12,578 --> 00:29:14,694 But it has pretty good reception, though. 365 00:29:14,914 --> 00:29:18,828 I estimate its operating range at 51.4 metres. 366 00:29:19,043 --> 00:29:20,283 How do you know for sure? 367 00:29:21,004 --> 00:29:22,244 He's just making it up! 368 00:29:22,463 --> 00:29:24,503 Making it up? Ask the owner if you don't believe me. 369 00:29:24,590 --> 00:29:26,376 My friend here sure knows a thing or two. 370 00:29:26,592 --> 00:29:28,082 See! Wasn't I right? 371 00:29:28,303 --> 00:29:31,295 Sis, listen to me. I'll check-in when I'm 51.4 metres away. 372 00:29:35,059 --> 00:29:36,845 What am I doing with these idiots? 373 00:29:38,896 --> 00:29:42,059 - Calling Exhaust Pipe! Over, over. - Hello, Sis. Over. 374 00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:45,108 Are you 51.4 metres away yet? 375 00:29:45,278 --> 00:29:47,019 Not yet, I'm getting there. 376 00:29:47,238 --> 00:29:49,275 Can you hear me loud and clear, Sis? Over. 377 00:29:49,490 --> 00:29:51,606 It's too faint. Over. 378 00:29:51,868 --> 00:29:53,108 What about now? 379 00:29:54,203 --> 00:29:56,319 Sis wants you to sing her a song. 380 00:29:57,415 --> 00:29:59,656 - W hat? A song? - Yes! | 381 00:30:00,293 --> 00:30:01,293 OK. 382 00:30:02,253 --> 00:30:05,746 C "mon, ¢" mon, this is real local flavour. Try some! 383 00:30:06,132 --> 00:30:09,375 Girl loves boy's devotion 384 00:30:10,928 --> 00:30:14,922 Boy loves girl's demeanour 385 00:30:15,308 --> 00:30:18,972 The dearest wish within both yearning hearts 386 00:30:19,187 --> 00:30:23,431 Eventual union for the forlorn lovers 387 00:30:24,609 --> 00:30:30,605 But, what of the ocean which divides... their worlds? 388 00:30:36,287 --> 00:30:41,532 - Till when will they finally meet? - Dad, someone has taken our spot. 389 00:30:42,335 --> 00:30:45,794 The short break may make the heart grow fonder 390 00:30:46,005 --> 00:30:48,793 Dear daughter, it's hard making a living these days. 391 00:30:49,008 --> 00:30:51,215 Let him do his act and we'll do ours. 392 00:30:51,386 --> 00:30:53,548 And melancholic is... 393 00:30:55,098 --> 00:30:56,133 VOICE OF PEDDLER'S STREET 394 00:32:15,928 --> 00:32:18,010 Sis, can you hear me...? 395 00:32:18,848 --> 00:32:22,182 Sis? Sis, my arse! I'm packing up now. Bring the walkie-talkie back! 396 00:32:22,393 --> 00:32:24,179 Or I'll call the police. 397 00:32:26,856 --> 00:32:28,096 Teapot. 398 00:32:28,316 --> 00:32:30,353 Go get a bag of peanuts and share it with him. 399 00:32:30,568 --> 00:32:32,024 Oh, I'd like some too. 400 00:32:33,696 --> 00:32:35,687 Go on. Don't you have any change? 401 00:32:36,282 --> 00:32:39,525 It's not that... It's just I don't have any notes either. 402 00:32:41,662 --> 00:32:43,949 I can't even make you look good. 403 00:32:44,165 --> 00:32:45,165 Here. 404 00:32:45,333 --> 00:32:46,573 Let's go. 405 00:32:49,587 --> 00:32:51,453 It takes more than ten bucks to look good. 406 00:32:53,257 --> 00:32:55,339 - Then how much do you want? - $150. 407 00:32:55,551 --> 00:32:57,337 Wow, that's a bit steep. 408 00:32:57,553 --> 00:32:59,635 Steep? Come up with a plan to lose me, then. 409 00:33:02,391 --> 00:33:05,884 OK. To avoid further complications. Here. 410 00:33:07,104 --> 00:33:09,345 Don't you worry, I'll pay you back. 411 00:33:09,941 --> 00:33:12,308 Three years behind bars and even pigs look like princesses. 412 00:33:12,485 --> 00:33:13,600 See you later. Bye. 413 00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:17,270 - Where's Ranks? - He... 414 00:33:17,490 --> 00:33:19,276 He must have sent him off. 415 00:33:19,951 --> 00:33:22,158 I think, most likely, he just left because he wanted to. 416 00:33:22,328 --> 00:33:24,569 Yes. He's got some business to attend to. 417 00:33:34,465 --> 00:33:35,705 That looks nice. 418 00:33:36,801 --> 00:33:39,338 They only sell women's stuff here so why are you hanging around? 419 00:33:39,554 --> 00:33:41,090 - Nothing. - Well... 420 00:33:41,305 --> 00:33:45,299 Now that any worthy rivals have gone, you know what to do. 421 00:33:45,935 --> 00:33:49,098 I know what to do. I'm going. But I'll say bye to Sis first. 422 00:33:49,313 --> 00:33:50,849 There's no need for that. Begone now! 423 00:33:51,065 --> 00:33:54,478 No way. Sis was just asking why everyone's gone just like that. 424 00:33:54,694 --> 00:33:56,981 Let me say goodbye to her and it'll reflect better on you. 425 00:33:58,698 --> 00:33:59,984 You're pretty considerate of me. 426 00:34:01,492 --> 00:34:03,733 Well... Consideration has to be mutual. 427 00:34:04,996 --> 00:34:06,703 So how will you be considerate of me, then? 428 00:34:08,499 --> 00:34:09,499 OK. 429 00:34:09,709 --> 00:34:11,495 Here. Take 30 bucks to see a movie, 430 00:34:11,711 --> 00:34:14,954 have some wonton noodles, and anything leftover for your hip pocket. 431 00:34:18,301 --> 00:34:20,292 - Just make your goodbye short. - Sure. 432 00:34:26,601 --> 00:34:28,342 Hey, what's considered short? 433 00:34:29,645 --> 00:34:32,137 I really don't understand how you could have survived this far. 434 00:34:32,607 --> 00:34:35,599 OK, then... When I signal, just leave. 435 00:34:36,485 --> 00:34:38,226 - OK. - Don't forget. 436 00:34:40,114 --> 00:34:41,114 Sis... 437 00:34:42,783 --> 00:34:45,741 - Vaseline told us to leave on our own. - Why? 438 00:34:45,953 --> 00:34:48,820 No idea, he said he's got some important matters to attend to. 439 00:34:55,963 --> 00:34:57,954 Why don't you go ask him yourself? 440 00:35:00,718 --> 00:35:02,174 No need to. Let's go. 441 00:35:20,613 --> 00:35:21,613 Teapot! 442 00:35:23,199 --> 00:35:25,406 So you kept tricking each other because of this reason. 443 00:35:25,868 --> 00:35:30,658 Yes, and instead it gave me a chance to be with you, alone. 444 00:35:31,582 --> 00:35:33,573 Actually, why don't you just ask me out on a date? 445 00:35:35,544 --> 00:35:38,286 I wouldn't dare to. I know where I stand in comparison to the others. 446 00:35:38,506 --> 00:35:41,999 You see, aside from being healthy, smart, kind-hearted, 447 00:35:42,218 --> 00:35:47,258 hard-working, respectful, and honest, I have hardly any other qualities. 448 00:35:47,431 --> 00:35:50,139 Not to mention how most girls usually only care about looks. 449 00:35:55,314 --> 00:35:56,429 That's very true. 450 00:36:05,199 --> 00:36:09,193 See, that's why. How on earth could I dream of asking a girl out? 451 00:36:09,704 --> 00:36:12,287 Even if I met someone as generous as you, 452 00:36:12,498 --> 00:36:15,240 I'm shy and mostly tongue-tied. 453 00:36:16,419 --> 00:36:19,457 Every time a girl looks my way, my heart pounds, my legs weaken, 454 00:36:19,630 --> 00:36:20,870 and my hands go numb. 455 00:36:21,090 --> 00:36:23,798 And then I'm at a loss for words, like now. 456 00:36:24,218 --> 00:36:26,505 So you've never asked a girl out on a date before? 457 00:36:26,679 --> 00:36:29,671 I've never had a date. I've had a prostitute though. 458 00:36:31,392 --> 00:36:33,133 No! I was only joking. 459 00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:37,220 So where should we go now? 460 00:36:38,607 --> 00:36:40,689 - Why don't we go... - Go to hell! 461 00:36:40,901 --> 00:36:42,141 Causing such a ruckus! 462 00:36:42,361 --> 00:36:44,443 If there were any fish, you've scared them all away! 463 00:36:47,908 --> 00:36:50,445 So you've had this nickname of Teapot since you were young? 464 00:36:50,953 --> 00:36:54,446 No, back then, they called me the Little Teapot. 465 00:36:54,832 --> 00:36:56,698 How do you look like a teapot anyway? 466 00:36:56,917 --> 00:37:00,455 Which part? My entire body is like one! There's even a little song to go with it. 467 00:37:00,963 --> 00:37:02,795 How does it go? Sing it to me. 468 00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:06,792 - I'm a bit embarrassed. - What are you worried about? 469 00:37:07,011 --> 00:37:08,501 There's nobody here. 470 00:37:10,890 --> 00:37:12,801 Right... You promise not to laugh? 471 00:37:13,559 --> 00:37:14,799 OK. Go ahead. 472 00:37:23,194 --> 00:37:25,777 I'm a teapot, stout and short 473 00:37:25,988 --> 00:37:28,696 I'm a teapot, stout and short 474 00:37:28,908 --> 00:37:31,748 This is the handle, this is the spout. This is the handle, this is spout 475 00:37:31,952 --> 00:37:34,694 The water is boiling, time to prepare the tea 476 00:37:41,837 --> 00:37:44,454 Teapot. You're really something. 477 00:37:49,178 --> 00:37:51,795 Teapot, where did you take my sister? 478 00:37:52,389 --> 00:37:54,505 - Brother... - We just went for a cup of tea. 479 00:37:55,518 --> 00:37:57,238 Then you haven't had a late-night snack yet. 480 00:37:57,436 --> 00:37:59,427 I've already treated them all to a century egg. 481 00:37:59,647 --> 00:38:01,229 I've saved two for you. 482 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,683 You bastard! I'll catch you and smash your... 483 00:38:15,955 --> 00:38:20,950 I've been pretty lucky all my life; got friends always looking out for me 484 00:38:22,127 --> 00:38:24,960 They're all real friendly, true mates who'll help me out 485 00:38:25,130 --> 00:38:26,871 Together we work and laugh 486 00:38:28,217 --> 00:38:30,754 The world's not easy, have to tough it out every minute 487 00:38:31,136 --> 00:38:33,093 Always working till you wanna scream 488 00:38:34,265 --> 00:38:37,007 Out of breath, relax a bit, and take a break 489 00:38:37,393 --> 00:38:39,384 Make some laughs with your friends 490 00:38:39,937 --> 00:38:42,144 Have a real good laugh (Happiness is most important!) 491 00:38:42,356 --> 00:38:45,815 Having a laugh's the best (Laugh when they tell you to laugh!) 492 00:38:45,985 --> 00:38:48,477 Laugh away your frustrations (Makes your boredom go away!) 493 00:38:48,696 --> 00:38:52,109 It'll make your heart sparkle (Your heart will be aflutter!) 494 00:38:52,283 --> 00:38:54,991 Like having Five Lucky Stars shining over you (Really shining!) 495 00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:57,785 You'll be unbelievably happy! (Laugh and laugh!) 496 00:38:57,997 --> 00:39:00,989 It really works a treat: (Like you're having a fever!) 497 00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:02,790 A big laugh! 498 00:39:12,761 --> 00:39:14,502 - Where do you want to go next? - Up to you. 499 00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:18,844 - A movie, perhaps? - Sounds good. But no scary movies. 500 00:39:19,059 --> 00:39:21,050 - Then what? - Comedies are fine. 501 00:39:23,439 --> 00:39:24,929 Little boy, it's your turn now. 502 00:39:25,399 --> 00:39:28,983 Maxim is good, Maxim is great, Maxim's cakes are amazing. 503 00:39:29,194 --> 00:39:31,652 And one more question, what's the best thing at Maxim's? 504 00:39:31,864 --> 00:39:33,275 Any tips? 505 00:39:33,782 --> 00:39:35,898 OK, I'll give you three choices. 506 00:39:36,118 --> 00:39:37,950 Lard cake, steamed cake, and sponge cake. 507 00:39:38,287 --> 00:39:39,287 Lard cake. 508 00:39:39,496 --> 00:39:42,284 - Wrong. I'll give you another try. - Sponge cake. 509 00:39:42,791 --> 00:39:44,281 Wrong again, one more try. 510 00:39:44,793 --> 00:39:46,283 Lard cake with steamed cake. 511 00:39:52,635 --> 00:39:53,875 I'm giving it to you anyway. 512 00:39:55,930 --> 00:39:58,422 Could I have three ham and egg sandwiches, two hamburgers, 513 00:39:58,641 --> 00:40:00,882 three colas, and one coffee to take away, please. 514 00:40:01,101 --> 00:40:04,093 Also two pork chop rice, and two orange juices to have here. 515 00:40:04,313 --> 00:40:05,974 - Thanks. - OK. 516 00:40:08,192 --> 00:40:10,024 - Why don't you get us a table? - OK. 517 00:40:10,235 --> 00:40:11,475 And two fries as well. 518 00:40:34,927 --> 00:40:37,043 Fatty. I need to borrow your girlfriend for a while. 519 00:40:54,405 --> 00:40:56,021 A robbery is about to happen. 520 00:40:58,701 --> 00:40:59,941 Stay calm. 521 00:41:00,536 --> 00:41:02,777 You'll be safe with me. 522 00:41:09,128 --> 00:41:11,870 Fatty, sit down here and keep eating your pork chop rice. 523 00:41:12,089 --> 00:41:13,625 When I say duck, you duck. 524 00:41:22,307 --> 00:41:24,674 - This is for you. - I want the prize money, not the prizes. 525 00:41:24,893 --> 00:41:25,928 Little boy, you... 526 00:41:26,145 --> 00:41:28,807 I was little 30 years ago. Now I'm a robber. 527 00:41:28,981 --> 00:41:31,848 Hand over the cash before my gun loses its patience. 528 00:41:32,317 --> 00:41:33,773 Don't scream. 529 00:41:34,361 --> 00:41:37,444 Just stay calm, seal those lips and put the cash in the bag. 530 00:41:38,782 --> 00:41:39,782 OK. 531 00:41:43,412 --> 00:41:45,494 It'll be over soon. Now try to compose yourself. 532 00:41:45,706 --> 00:41:47,788 When we've gone, you can scream all you want. 533 00:41:59,928 --> 00:42:01,339 Hold it right there! Duck! 534 00:42:14,610 --> 00:42:16,772 Let them go, or I'll waste him. 535 00:42:52,648 --> 00:42:55,891 - Fatty, you've some good moves. - Oh, it's nothing. 536 00:42:56,944 --> 00:42:59,686 - Are you OK, Teapot? - Oh, I'm fine. 537 00:42:59,988 --> 00:43:02,901 I don't see why you would let those other four take advantage of you, 538 00:43:03,117 --> 00:43:04,717 considering you can easily beat them all. 539 00:43:04,910 --> 00:43:06,947 I used to beat up the other kids when I was young, 540 00:43:07,162 --> 00:43:10,245 and I ended up with no friends. That's why I treasure my friendships now. 541 00:43:10,457 --> 00:43:13,199 As long as they're my friends, even if they bully me once in a while, 542 00:43:13,377 --> 00:43:14,377 I cut them some slack. 543 00:43:15,295 --> 00:43:16,295 Robbery! 544 00:43:17,589 --> 00:43:19,580 Show's over already and you're screaming now? 545 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,800 Freeze, or I'll put a bullet in his head that'll shoot through all of yours! 546 00:43:23,011 --> 00:43:25,503 You fake kid, committing a robbery with a fake gun! 547 00:43:26,515 --> 00:43:28,756 - Do you need some help? - Of course. 548 00:43:29,434 --> 00:43:31,175 Not that, call 999. 549 00:43:31,395 --> 00:43:32,885 OK. Let's go. 550 00:43:34,398 --> 00:43:35,888 Don't move! 551 00:43:58,297 --> 00:44:01,380 Brazil are on the attack. Zico passes to Serginho through the middle... 552 00:44:01,592 --> 00:44:04,300 - Shoot! - He lost control; the shot went wide. 553 00:44:04,511 --> 00:44:06,878 A goal kick. Zoff puts the ball down and kicks it up field. 554 00:44:07,097 --> 00:44:08,258 They're on the attack again. 555 00:44:08,432 --> 00:44:11,424 Italy is composing its attack via Conti... from the left... 556 00:44:11,643 --> 00:44:15,227 Good pass... Rossi... Graziani... back to Scirea 557 00:44:15,439 --> 00:44:16,929 One, two, 558 00:44:17,149 --> 00:44:19,149 - three! - Brazil have the ball back... Oscar... 559 00:44:19,568 --> 00:44:21,229 Next time I'll throw when I count to two. 560 00:44:21,445 --> 00:44:24,938 Cerezo... and the ball is out of play... a throw in... 561 00:44:30,412 --> 00:44:33,052 Brazil has been on the offensive throughout the last few minutes... 562 00:44:33,207 --> 00:44:35,527 Once again, Cerezo is orchestrating the attack... Falcdo... 563 00:44:52,559 --> 00:44:54,300 What are you lot laughing at? 564 00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:01,641 Now, don't spoil it. 565 00:45:10,035 --> 00:45:11,491 What are you staring at?! 566 00:45:11,703 --> 00:45:13,990 Get back! Go watch your game. 567 00:45:14,206 --> 00:45:15,446 Crazy! 568 00:45:21,088 --> 00:45:25,582 What's the point of being invisible if your clothes give you away, huh? 569 00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,701 As if it won't work this time! 570 00:46:02,337 --> 00:46:05,955 Brazil is still dominating over Italy... Even Leandro is attacking... 571 00:46:06,133 --> 00:46:09,091 Now Oscar has the ball... Luizinho... passes to Cerezo... 572 00:46:09,303 --> 00:46:11,783 Cerezo tries to dribble through the middle, but he's blocked... 573 00:46:11,888 --> 00:46:14,505 - Just shoot! - That's right, shoot! 574 00:46:14,683 --> 00:46:17,926 Puts the ball down... Eder's getting ready... Eder passes to Cerezo... Cerezo! 575 00:46:18,312 --> 00:46:19,973 Bend the ball! 576 00:46:20,188 --> 00:46:21,804 This player is unbelievably bad! 577 00:46:21,982 --> 00:46:24,599 - He didn't even move! - Should've used the outside of his boot! 578 00:46:24,818 --> 00:46:27,355 You think everyone's Zico? Bend the ball...! 579 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,772 Why are you standing there? Come on, go after the ball! 580 00:46:30,991 --> 00:46:33,983 - That's no way to win a match. - They're bound to lose. 581 00:46:34,202 --> 00:46:36,990 This number 9's like a wet towel! Always twisting about! 582 00:46:38,248 --> 00:46:40,489 Get over there! Shoot now! 583 00:46:42,461 --> 00:46:44,452 He missed such a good chance. 584 00:46:44,629 --> 00:46:47,317 Don't you agree? Just stood there waiting. How can one play like that? 585 00:46:47,341 --> 00:46:50,333 That's why I love English football. They're always on the offensive. 586 00:46:51,011 --> 00:46:52,501 Hey, what's with this commercial? 587 00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:55,046 Longines. Don't you know anything?! 588 00:46:59,895 --> 00:47:02,637 This bald guy looks a bit like Sean Connery. 589 00:47:03,482 --> 00:47:05,439 This team can't play. No chemistry at all! 590 00:47:05,650 --> 00:47:08,142 - Another chance... Zico... to Socrates... - They're losing. 591 00:47:08,362 --> 00:47:10,945 Socrates pushes on... a chance to shoot! Oh, what a pity... 592 00:47:11,156 --> 00:47:13,397 Number 7 is consistently in the wrong spot! 593 00:47:13,784 --> 00:47:17,027 There! Number 8 is so much better. He strikes well. 594 00:47:19,247 --> 00:47:21,488 This is a really bad way to play football. 595 00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:25,372 Antognoni... to Conti... now he spots Rossi... a cross forward... 596 00:47:25,587 --> 00:47:26,793 What the hell are you doing? 597 00:47:27,381 --> 00:47:28,837 I didn't do anything. 598 00:47:30,008 --> 00:47:31,999 Even I can play better. 599 00:47:33,261 --> 00:47:35,002 Please let it be a soft hit. 600 00:47:37,682 --> 00:47:39,093 Why did you hit me? 601 00:47:39,393 --> 00:47:42,055 Are you nuts? Ask them! Did I even touch you at all? 602 00:47:42,979 --> 00:47:46,062 Hey... Go fight somewhere else. Don't ruin the game for me. 603 00:47:46,441 --> 00:47:48,432 Do it once more and I'll be sure to retaliate. 604 00:47:51,488 --> 00:47:53,729 You know what, I'm sitting over there, just to be sure. 605 00:48:02,249 --> 00:48:03,990 This one's really going to suck! 606 00:48:05,836 --> 00:48:08,123 You want to blame me again? Luckily I'm this far from you! 607 00:48:08,547 --> 00:48:10,788 You bastards! You've been conspiring to trap me. 608 00:48:16,430 --> 00:48:19,673 Defence! Come on...! 609 00:48:21,017 --> 00:48:23,725 He was too far behind... lost the chance... 610 00:49:04,102 --> 00:49:06,093 It's better if she takes it off herself. 611 00:49:23,205 --> 00:49:25,697 How can I do this to Curly? 612 00:49:40,764 --> 00:49:42,254 That is so big! 613 00:49:44,267 --> 00:49:45,723 But something's missing. 614 00:50:00,534 --> 00:50:03,026 When I don't see you, I think about you. 615 00:50:03,245 --> 00:50:05,703 But now that I can see you, I love you even more! 616 00:50:21,304 --> 00:50:23,511 I'll try not to laugh if he goes out in the street now! 617 00:50:23,682 --> 00:50:24,843 He just might. 618 00:50:26,434 --> 00:50:27,845 Shush? He's upstairs... 619 00:50:28,061 --> 00:50:29,061 Sis! 620 00:50:31,356 --> 00:50:32,356 Come down! 621 00:50:35,193 --> 00:50:36,775 Pass it to the right winger! 622 00:50:36,987 --> 00:50:38,898 Cross the ball! Over there! I 623 00:50:40,699 --> 00:50:42,690 Brazil's attacking... Leandro... 624 00:50:43,034 --> 00:50:44,775 He is so... 625 00:50:45,662 --> 00:50:46,902 Shoot now! 626 00:50:47,914 --> 00:50:49,200 Go get the door. 627 00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:50,656 I'll get it. 628 00:50:56,006 --> 00:50:57,292 Hey, you've got mail. 629 00:51:11,187 --> 00:51:12,552 Can you just take this, mate? 630 00:51:12,897 --> 00:51:14,137 Can you see me? 631 00:51:14,566 --> 00:51:17,604 It's not like I want to. But my own eyes are against me. 632 00:51:17,777 --> 00:51:19,777 I can see even the smallest thing in utmost detail. 633 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,442 No way, pal. I'm invisible! 634 00:51:22,657 --> 00:51:24,989 Invisible?! I'd rather you were! 635 00:51:25,201 --> 00:51:26,441 Just take this, pal. 636 00:51:26,661 --> 00:51:30,154 Let me go home and wash my eyes. Getting sore eyes is no fun! 637 00:51:44,095 --> 00:51:45,836 What are you guys laughing at? 638 00:51:47,891 --> 00:51:51,134 Exhaust Pipe thought he was invisible... He thought we couldn't see him. 639 00:51:52,187 --> 00:51:53,187 So what? 640 00:51:53,396 --> 00:51:56,559 He came in when I was having a bath, and I also acted as if I couldn't see him. 641 00:52:04,699 --> 00:52:06,360 Hey, how's my figure? 642 00:52:14,959 --> 00:52:17,075 Remember, your contact is white. 643 00:52:17,295 --> 00:52:20,583 Both of you will be wearing a red rose on your lapels. 644 00:52:20,799 --> 00:52:22,961 Just give him the briefcase 645 00:52:23,385 --> 00:52:26,377 and bring the money back safely. Then your mission is accomplished. 646 00:52:26,596 --> 00:52:28,587 - You're clear on that? - Clear. 647 00:52:28,807 --> 00:52:29,807 Repeat it back to me. 648 00:52:30,934 --> 00:52:32,470 Red Caucasian... no... 649 00:52:32,686 --> 00:52:33,801 Rose... 650 00:52:33,978 --> 00:52:36,185 - Rose Caucasian. - Dad, what did you ask him to do? 651 00:52:36,898 --> 00:52:39,105 Dad has always told you that when men talk business, 652 00:52:39,317 --> 00:52:40,917 women know their place. Go back upstairs. 653 00:52:41,111 --> 00:52:43,853 No. I don't know what you've set Chai up to do. 654 00:52:44,030 --> 00:52:45,646 Is it going to be hard on him? 655 00:52:46,282 --> 00:52:47,898 Don't you worry. 656 00:52:48,118 --> 00:52:52,077 In this world, what could possibly be harder than being a kept man? 657 00:52:52,497 --> 00:52:53,908 Just go back upstairs. 658 00:52:54,082 --> 00:52:56,699 Biu, Pui, you two keep an eye on him. 659 00:52:57,961 --> 00:52:59,793 - Chai, let them take the risks. - Yes. 660 00:53:00,004 --> 00:53:01,244 You be careful. 661 00:53:03,466 --> 00:53:06,128 This is your first job. Don't disappoint me. 662 00:53:06,594 --> 00:53:08,084 Of course... 663 00:53:10,056 --> 00:53:12,548 Hey, your trousers! 664 00:53:20,942 --> 00:53:22,649 I'm having a run of bad luck these days. 665 00:53:26,948 --> 00:53:30,191 Little boy, don't litter, or I'll arrest you. 666 00:53:32,996 --> 00:53:35,033 - What's wrong? - He threw away my ice cream. 667 00:53:35,832 --> 00:53:37,072 You hadn't started eating it? 668 00:53:37,292 --> 00:53:38,782 Don't cry now. Be good. 669 00:53:39,002 --> 00:53:41,369 - Here it is. - All grown up, and you got no brain! 670 00:53:41,588 --> 00:53:42,794 I'm so sorry. 671 00:53:43,006 --> 00:53:45,748 Be good, don't cry. Mummy's going to get you another one. 672 00:53:50,597 --> 00:53:53,806 - So? - I'm not sure if I'll be free. 673 00:53:54,017 --> 00:53:55,724 Let's play it by ear. 674 00:54:04,194 --> 00:54:07,437 - Just let it go. - What kind of man would take that? 675 00:54:09,365 --> 00:54:11,402 - Were you whistling just now? - Yes. 676 00:54:11,785 --> 00:54:14,493 - Why are you so despicable? - What did you say?! 677 00:54:15,455 --> 00:54:17,696 Your appearance is not bad, but you act like a slimeball. 678 00:54:17,916 --> 00:54:19,202 I'm getting angry here. 679 00:54:19,417 --> 00:54:22,830 - Angry? Your look is pathetic. - Forget it, let's just go. 680 00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,130 Hold it, I'm with the CID! 681 00:54:40,647 --> 00:54:43,059 You should've said something sooner. We're on the same team! 682 00:54:43,233 --> 00:54:45,941 - Did I hurt you? - You think it's that easy to hurt me? 683 00:54:46,152 --> 00:54:47,938 You're lucky I didn't hurt you. 684 00:54:48,154 --> 00:54:50,521 - Are you OK? - Hey, your girlfriend still seems shaken. 685 00:54:50,740 --> 00:54:52,902 Yes, she's just worried that I'll hurt somebody again. 686 00:54:53,117 --> 00:54:54,117 Let's go. 687 00:55:00,708 --> 00:55:04,326 - You're done fighting? - No fighting! We were just practising. 688 00:55:04,546 --> 00:55:06,537 Hey, and don't go teasing girls again! 689 00:55:08,883 --> 00:55:10,339 So you were teasing girls as well? 690 00:55:10,552 --> 00:55:12,134 You really think I have such bad taste? 691 00:55:12,345 --> 00:55:14,586 I was whistling to you just then. Don't you trust me? 692 00:55:14,806 --> 00:55:16,922 Enough talk. The competition is starting soon. C"mon. 693 00:55:17,141 --> 00:55:18,141 OK. 694 00:55:22,230 --> 00:55:25,097 The Roller Skates Obstacle Challenge is to commence now. 695 00:55:25,441 --> 00:55:27,773 It's your turn to make a fool of yourself. Get going, then. 696 00:55:27,986 --> 00:55:29,476 How about a smooch first? 697 00:55:29,696 --> 00:55:31,186 I won't subject you to that! 698 00:55:46,713 --> 00:55:48,795 Our first contestant, number 8. 699 00:56:53,529 --> 00:56:54,769 Be care full 700 00:57:43,955 --> 00:57:44,955 Not your turn. 701 00:57:45,164 --> 00:57:47,246 Our second contestant, number 37. 702 00:58:31,335 --> 00:58:34,123 - Hey, we might land a good deal here. - Let's get him. 703 00:58:41,888 --> 00:58:43,378 Why are you stealing my stuff? 704 00:58:46,392 --> 00:58:47,598 Robbery! Robbery! 705 00:58:47,810 --> 00:58:49,596 There's a robbery! 706 00:58:49,812 --> 00:58:51,394 Get him...! 707 00:58:51,814 --> 00:58:54,806 Robbery! There's a robbery! 708 00:58:55,193 --> 00:58:57,776 Catch him...! 709 00:58:57,987 --> 00:58:59,648 Robbery...! 710 00:59:00,990 --> 00:59:01,990 Robbery! 711 00:59:04,243 --> 00:59:06,484 Hey, we can't be heard doing this! 712 00:59:26,808 --> 00:59:29,345 I'm CID. I'll take responsibility for any damages. 713 00:59:45,076 --> 00:59:46,316 We have to run. 714 01:00:17,984 --> 01:00:20,726 Hey, it's in the van! Hey...! 715 01:00:37,378 --> 01:00:38,789 Hurry up...! 716 01:00:58,441 --> 01:01:00,352 Damn kid! Are you nuts? 717 01:01:07,700 --> 01:01:09,737 I'm a cop! Help me go after the car in front! 718 01:01:10,077 --> 01:01:11,077 OK...! 719 01:01:41,943 --> 01:01:43,934 I'm a cop! Go after that car! 720 01:01:51,994 --> 01:01:54,486 Go faster and overtake him! Overtake! 721 01:01:56,832 --> 01:01:58,823 Step on it...! He's catching up. 722 01:02:10,596 --> 01:02:13,008 Why is your car so slow? You can't even overtake a truck! 723 01:02:30,241 --> 01:02:31,731 I'm a cop... 724 01:02:49,677 --> 01:02:52,419 Stop, or I'll put a bullet in your head that'll shoot through his! 725 01:02:54,098 --> 01:02:56,055 - I'm gonna fire! - Stop the car...! 726 01:04:01,999 --> 01:04:02,999 Close call. 727 01:04:09,131 --> 01:04:11,998 - Your driving sucks! - Why are people driving so recklessly? 728 01:04:22,436 --> 01:04:23,676 Uh-oh. 729 01:04:30,694 --> 01:04:33,026 - Chai, are you OK? - Fine. 730 01:04:33,239 --> 01:04:35,480 Father-in-law sir, I chased him all over the place. 731 01:04:35,991 --> 01:04:38,699 Boss, the goods were taken by the Five Star Cleaning Company. 732 01:04:38,911 --> 01:04:42,779 OK. Get the boys and hunt that cleaning company down. 733 01:04:42,998 --> 01:04:44,488 - Yes. - You! 734 01:04:45,751 --> 01:04:48,459 You're only good in the bedroom and bad everywhere else. 735 01:04:48,629 --> 01:04:49,629 Get back upstairs! 736 01:04:50,089 --> 01:04:51,089 Yes. 737 01:04:53,759 --> 01:04:55,500 Get me Butler Chan. 738 01:04:56,512 --> 01:04:58,594 You're to stay in your room at all times! 739 01:04:58,806 --> 01:05:00,296 Dad, don't be so angry. 740 01:05:06,730 --> 01:05:09,973 Butler Chan, send out the invitations as per this list. 741 01:05:10,192 --> 01:05:11,432 Understood. 742 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,866 Hey, get the gear and come in. 743 01:05:28,085 --> 01:05:29,085 Sure. 744 01:05:32,214 --> 01:05:35,047 Now that the instructions are clear to everyone, 745 01:05:35,259 --> 01:05:36,920 I don't think I have to repeat myself? 746 01:05:38,053 --> 01:05:39,543 Who's in charge here? 747 01:05:40,389 --> 01:05:42,130 That would be me. My name is... 748 01:05:43,976 --> 01:05:46,468 There are a few additional things. Please pay attention. 749 01:05:47,104 --> 01:05:50,142 First of all, please bring only what you need. 750 01:05:54,403 --> 01:05:57,283 Get all the unneeded things out of here. Leave them outside the entrance! 751 01:05:59,783 --> 01:06:03,447 Second, these stairs lead to the second floor. 752 01:06:03,662 --> 01:06:04,662 Nonsense! 753 01:06:06,540 --> 01:06:10,534 The weather is really... ha-ha-ha... He said I was talking nonsense. 754 01:06:11,086 --> 01:06:13,578 You must never go up to the second floor! 755 01:06:13,839 --> 01:06:16,126 Third, the toilet is over there. 756 01:06:16,342 --> 01:06:18,583 You can clean it, but you can't use it. 757 01:06:25,559 --> 01:06:27,800 - A cigarette? - Thank you. 758 01:06:30,898 --> 01:06:31,898 Thanks. 759 01:06:32,858 --> 01:06:35,850 Fourth, if you want to have a cigarette, you must not light it. 760 01:06:36,028 --> 01:06:39,020 Our master hates cigarette ash. 761 01:06:49,416 --> 01:06:52,784 - Do you shed a lot of hair? - Not that much lately. 762 01:06:53,003 --> 01:06:54,835 Then put a cap on or something. 763 01:06:55,047 --> 01:06:58,039 It's not very hygienic to have loose hairs everywhere. 764 01:06:59,802 --> 01:07:02,385 Fifth, according to the contract, 765 01:07:02,596 --> 01:07:05,930 you will only be paid when the job is performed to my satisfaction. 766 01:07:07,142 --> 01:07:08,382 Of course. 767 01:07:08,727 --> 01:07:11,719 Good. Then you can get started. 768 01:07:12,982 --> 01:07:13,982 Alright... 769 01:07:14,191 --> 01:07:16,933 now that we're done with his rubbish, let's clean this rubbish up. 770 01:07:23,993 --> 01:07:25,984 Faster, faster. 771 01:07:26,203 --> 01:07:28,444 Chase him...! 772 01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:31,075 Chase him! 773 01:07:35,838 --> 01:07:37,454 PC 7086 salutes you! 774 01:07:44,805 --> 01:07:45,805 Sir... 775 01:07:46,890 --> 01:07:48,881 7086, sit! 776 01:07:54,148 --> 01:07:56,139 You were really brave this morning! 777 01:07:57,192 --> 01:07:59,103 Do you have any idea how many cars were damaged? 778 01:07:59,778 --> 01:08:01,519 I didn't have time to count, sir. 779 01:08:01,739 --> 01:08:03,150 It totals to more than 50 vehicles! 780 01:08:03,365 --> 01:08:05,072 - Why are you thanking me? - No! 781 01:08:08,037 --> 01:08:10,404 And do you know what happened to the two guys you arrested? 782 01:08:10,581 --> 01:08:12,572 - They broke out from jail? - I'd rather they did! 783 01:08:12,791 --> 01:08:16,375 They're out on bail for $500 each. You have no witnesses, no evidence. 784 01:08:16,587 --> 01:08:18,203 What am I supposed to charge them with? 785 01:08:19,089 --> 01:08:20,830 Charge them with illegal racing with a cop? 786 01:08:22,134 --> 01:08:23,920 Every case you're on incurs big expenses. 787 01:08:25,179 --> 01:08:27,341 I'm still trying to figure out where to post you next. 788 01:08:28,057 --> 01:08:30,497 You should be stationed somewhere with more trees than people! 789 01:08:31,393 --> 01:08:33,851 Sir, I was merely performing my duty. 790 01:08:34,063 --> 01:08:36,805 'Getting your hands dirty'... Get your dirty hands off that! 791 01:08:43,697 --> 01:08:45,187 Where are my two baby turtles? 792 01:08:45,949 --> 01:08:46,949 Stop! 793 01:08:50,245 --> 01:08:51,827 Sir, good thing I noticed. 794 01:08:53,207 --> 01:08:55,790 If you kill my Rosey, I'll have you stand guard at the reservoir. 795 01:09:09,598 --> 01:09:11,339 Luckily it was only a pencil sharpener. 796 01:09:13,185 --> 01:09:15,893 Sir, how many pencil sharpeners do you have? 797 01:09:16,105 --> 01:09:17,846 Only one! 798 01:09:24,363 --> 01:09:26,650 Sir, send me away to guard the reservoir. 799 01:09:27,199 --> 01:09:29,941 Guard the reservoir...? You're back in uniform! 800 01:09:31,286 --> 01:09:33,573 Have a taste of suffering under the rain and the sunshine. 801 01:09:37,209 --> 01:09:38,950 Hey, you're running a red light! 802 01:09:39,753 --> 01:09:40,753 Really? 803 01:10:07,865 --> 01:10:10,448 - You just ran a red light. - Sir, please give me a chance. 804 01:10:10,909 --> 01:10:13,150 I will. Let me see your licence. 805 01:10:20,544 --> 01:10:22,034 Hey, I know him. 806 01:10:25,007 --> 01:10:26,007 Let me. 807 01:10:26,216 --> 01:10:28,503 - Sir. - It's you again, fatty. 808 01:10:28,677 --> 01:10:30,588 Yeah. It's lucky we saw you. 809 01:10:30,804 --> 01:10:32,841 It really pays to have friends in the right places. 810 01:10:33,056 --> 01:10:36,094 Not really. I don't let my friendships infringe on my job duties. 811 01:10:36,310 --> 01:10:38,472 Tell your friend to drive more carefully from now on. 812 01:10:40,063 --> 01:10:43,601 Don't 'sir' me. It's part of the job, I can't help it. 813 01:10:44,485 --> 01:10:48,103 Let him ticket us. That's just about all the cops are good for anyway. 814 01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:50,692 Why don't you see them being good at catching crooks?! 815 01:10:51,575 --> 01:10:54,567 I was too good at catching crooks. Why do you think I'm like this now?! 816 01:11:02,377 --> 01:11:03,377 How frustrating. 817 01:11:03,587 --> 01:11:06,670 Just relax, I'll think of something. 'Frustrating'... 818 01:11:15,182 --> 01:11:18,391 - Hey, tidy up. - Didn't you say you'd think of something? 819 01:11:18,602 --> 01:11:20,718 Yes, but thinking needs brains. You have any? 820 01:11:20,938 --> 01:11:23,475 - Yes. - Yes? Then I ask you... 821 01:11:23,690 --> 01:11:26,273 Idiots with idle limbs don't know about the five grains. Do you? 822 01:11:28,987 --> 01:11:32,230 Rice... millet... oats... 823 01:11:32,741 --> 01:11:35,699 oats... barley... wheat... 824 01:11:35,911 --> 01:11:38,027 - Seed grains! - You only know how to eat them! 825 01:11:40,290 --> 01:11:43,130 - It's just slipped my mind is all... - That means you don't know, then! 826 01:11:43,293 --> 01:11:46,035 With no knowledge of the five grains, do you have idle limbs as well? 827 01:11:46,755 --> 01:11:47,755 Oh, I don't! 828 01:11:47,965 --> 01:11:49,876 You don't? If not, then pack this up already! 829 01:11:50,092 --> 01:11:51,092 OK. 830 01:11:59,685 --> 01:12:02,894 - Just what are the five grains? - If I knew, would I have to ask him? 831 01:12:03,647 --> 01:12:05,479 There's no way I don't know...! 832 01:12:05,691 --> 01:12:07,432 Corn, oats... 833 01:12:10,988 --> 01:12:13,025 I'm really losing all respect for myself. 834 01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:17,484 In the past, I had people cleaning the toilet seat before I got on it. 835 01:12:17,703 --> 01:12:21,162 Now I've been reduced to being a cleaner. I have to be abused too. 836 01:12:21,331 --> 01:12:24,824 It's not really abuse. The old fart's just a bit up himself! 837 01:12:25,460 --> 01:12:27,997 This is what it's like when the rich throw parties at home! 838 01:12:28,213 --> 01:12:30,250 Well, to be honest, if I was invited... 839 01:12:30,465 --> 01:12:32,581 - Would you have gone? - Of course! 840 01:12:33,135 --> 01:12:35,627 You wish! Only rich people get to go! 841 01:12:35,846 --> 01:12:37,806 Do you have to show your passbook to get in, then? 842 01:12:37,931 --> 01:12:40,468 Right! Just a glance and we could pass for rich guys too! 843 01:12:40,684 --> 01:12:41,799 It's just a glance for you. 844 01:12:41,977 --> 01:12:44,857 But no matter which way you look at me, I come off as someone successful. 845 01:12:45,063 --> 01:12:47,555 If that's the case, we should all go have some fun. 846 01:12:47,733 --> 01:12:49,213 - No way...! - What are you afraid of? 847 01:12:49,401 --> 01:12:51,561 Didn't you say you know a lot of distinguished persons? 848 01:12:51,612 --> 01:12:53,478 We can land some clients while we're there too. 849 01:12:53,697 --> 01:12:55,497 - That's right! - This is actually quite true! 850 01:12:55,699 --> 01:12:57,906 I'll probably run into old friends. 851 01:12:59,077 --> 01:13:00,567 - I remember! - Teapot! 852 01:13:00,787 --> 01:13:01,787 Coming! 853 01:13:02,915 --> 01:13:03,915 I remember! 854 01:13:04,082 --> 01:13:06,995 The five grains are rice, foxtail millet, pro so millet, wheat, and corn! 855 01:13:07,210 --> 01:13:08,496 Now you know. 856 01:13:08,712 --> 01:13:10,453 Hey, let's go. 857 01:13:11,131 --> 01:13:13,543 - Where? - To hire some clothes for you. 858 01:13:13,759 --> 01:13:15,841 - For what? - For showing off. 859 01:13:20,182 --> 01:13:21,422 Open the door. 860 01:13:26,980 --> 01:13:28,470 Hey, where are our props? 861 01:13:31,944 --> 01:13:33,434 Is this going to work or not? 862 01:13:33,654 --> 01:13:35,645 Not work? I even know how to make an atomic bomb! 863 01:13:36,698 --> 01:13:37,938 Give me a light. 864 01:13:40,911 --> 01:13:43,027 - You go first. - Let's go. 865 01:13:50,587 --> 01:13:51,827 This way, please. 866 01:13:55,342 --> 01:13:57,583 How are you...? 867 01:14:01,890 --> 01:14:03,690 Those cigars are something else. Who are they? 868 01:14:03,892 --> 01:14:05,132 I don't know. 869 01:14:05,352 --> 01:14:06,842 More guests are coming. 870 01:14:10,607 --> 01:14:12,598 Stop smoking, all of you! Put them out! 871 01:14:18,740 --> 01:14:21,573 'Wow' what? It's like you haven't seen something this ordinary before. 872 01:14:21,785 --> 01:14:23,526 I know a lot of people here. 873 01:14:24,204 --> 01:14:26,536 That's right... But we're not so sure they know you at all. 874 01:14:27,708 --> 01:14:28,948 Isn't that Chan Chiu? 875 01:14:29,710 --> 01:14:32,077 How are you? Thanks for coming, Mr Wong. 876 01:14:32,295 --> 01:14:34,286 Isn't he acting like he's the host? 877 01:14:34,506 --> 01:14:37,168 - This is his home! - How come I didn't know this before? 878 01:14:37,384 --> 01:14:39,625 There are lots of things you don't know. Let's go. 879 01:14:44,057 --> 01:14:46,469 Sis, let me introduce you to some friends of mine. 880 01:14:47,686 --> 01:14:50,895 - You're trying to pull this stunt again? - We're on a truce for now. 881 01:14:51,106 --> 01:14:53,097 Now let me teach you. 882 01:14:53,275 --> 01:14:54,275 We're out in the market, 883 01:14:54,484 --> 01:14:56,691 and you're worried about your vegetables at home? 884 01:14:56,903 --> 01:14:57,903 Right? 885 01:15:01,908 --> 01:15:03,524 - I don't get it. - What it means is, 886 01:15:03,744 --> 01:15:06,202 why bring your own packed lunch when you're in the restaurant? 887 01:15:06,413 --> 01:15:07,528 I understand now. Vaseline! 888 01:15:07,748 --> 01:15:11,366 Hey...! If you just tail Vaseline, you won't get anywhere. 889 01:15:11,585 --> 01:15:13,826 Walk around with a guy who makes you look good. 890 01:15:15,213 --> 01:15:16,213 That's so true. 891 01:15:16,381 --> 01:15:19,373 - Teapot! - Hey, I'm not into picking up girls. 892 01:15:19,593 --> 01:15:21,425 I know, I'm not asking you to. 893 01:15:21,636 --> 01:15:23,843 Your task is to make a fool of yourself. 894 01:15:24,056 --> 01:15:26,639 This should be an easy job for you. Just act your usual self! 895 01:15:26,850 --> 01:15:29,592 - Let's go! - Gold prices have now gone up. 896 01:15:33,690 --> 01:15:35,681 Master, Boss Ho has arrived. 897 01:15:42,199 --> 01:15:44,190 - Show him to the study. - Yes. 898 01:15:46,828 --> 01:15:48,068 This way, please. 899 01:15:55,045 --> 01:15:57,207 - Brother Chiu, my congratulations. - Thank you. 900 01:16:00,258 --> 01:16:01,669 It's a good party tonight. 901 01:16:01,885 --> 01:16:03,375 Thanks to our guests. 902 01:16:28,286 --> 01:16:29,776 Where are you going, sir? 903 01:16:30,997 --> 01:16:33,534 - I'm... looking for the washroom. - Come with us. 904 01:16:38,964 --> 01:16:40,079 It's this way. 905 01:16:40,298 --> 01:16:41,298 Right. 906 01:16:42,843 --> 01:16:44,800 Toilet... Go straight and then take a left. 907 01:16:45,011 --> 01:16:46,251 Thank you. 908 01:16:58,608 --> 01:16:59,939 Mr Lam, thank you. 909 01:17:00,152 --> 01:17:02,985 If you need anything, just phone my secretary, Susan. 910 01:17:03,196 --> 01:17:05,187 - Thank you. - Yes, of course. 911 01:17:05,407 --> 01:17:07,239 Brother, when did I become Susan? 912 01:17:07,450 --> 01:17:10,408 It sounds more classy. I can't introduce you as Sis, can I? 913 01:17:10,579 --> 01:17:14,322 A businessman has to impress, wheel and deal, just to get ahead. 914 01:17:19,504 --> 01:17:21,745 The market is so tough these days. 915 01:17:23,383 --> 01:17:24,383 Miss... 916 01:17:25,135 --> 01:17:27,627 did anyone ever tell you what beautiful eyes you have? 917 01:17:27,846 --> 01:17:29,837 - Really? - There's more... 918 01:17:30,932 --> 01:17:34,470 you got an unrivalled elegance as well. 919 01:17:35,395 --> 01:17:38,979 I can't sleep with you. I'm married. Try that line on someone else. 920 01:17:39,191 --> 01:17:41,603 You're very smooth, though. You might get a chance. 921 01:17:41,776 --> 01:17:44,143 I'll have to excuse myself now. Sorry. 922 01:17:55,665 --> 01:17:57,372 Miss Chan. 923 01:18:04,132 --> 01:18:05,372 That's her. 924 01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:08,792 - Do you know her? - Not yet, but I will soon. 925 01:18:09,012 --> 01:18:10,923 Look, she's got such femininity! 926 01:18:11,514 --> 01:18:13,300 Hey, how do you define femininity of a woman? 927 01:18:13,642 --> 01:18:14,682 At the sheer sight of her, 928 01:18:14,893 --> 01:18:16,804 you want to leap over and take her in your arms. 929 01:18:16,978 --> 01:18:19,219 Enough talking. Go do what you're good at! 930 01:18:19,689 --> 01:18:21,680 - Which move? - Cop a feel? 931 01:18:23,985 --> 01:18:25,475 Hey, here we go. 932 01:18:33,286 --> 01:18:35,027 It's this floor, it's so slippery. 933 01:18:37,707 --> 01:18:38,707 Miss. 934 01:18:47,592 --> 01:18:50,584 Brother Chiu, is there a problem with your goods? 935 01:18:51,263 --> 01:18:53,183 Everything is fine. Just have your payment ready. 936 01:18:53,390 --> 01:18:56,678 Money is not an issue. But when can I expect to see delivery? 937 01:18:56,893 --> 01:18:58,850 In three days. 938 01:18:59,062 --> 01:19:00,473 Here's my business card. 939 01:19:00,689 --> 01:19:02,100 Thank you. 940 01:19:07,362 --> 01:19:09,103 Five Stars Cleaning Company?! 941 01:19:10,407 --> 01:19:12,398 - How are you, Mr Chan? - How are you? 942 01:19:19,416 --> 01:19:20,872 No problem, then. 943 01:19:27,382 --> 01:19:30,750 Brother Ho, it's confirmed. Now, please excuse me. 944 01:19:32,178 --> 01:19:34,044 Then I'll take my leave. 945 01:19:36,850 --> 01:19:38,591 - Bring him up here. - Yes. 946 01:19:43,398 --> 01:19:45,389 - Wait for me outside. - Yes. 947 01:19:48,611 --> 01:19:51,103 - You've got a good business there... - It's OK. 948 01:19:51,281 --> 01:19:54,273 Mr Jack So. Brother Chiu would like to discuss some business with you. 949 01:19:54,492 --> 01:19:55,492 Brother Chiu? 950 01:19:55,702 --> 01:19:56,942 Hold this glass for me. 951 01:19:57,162 --> 01:19:59,244 - Excuse me, business beckons. - OK. Go ahead... 952 01:19:59,456 --> 01:20:00,787 This way, please. 953 01:20:06,504 --> 01:20:08,336 Teapot, come dance with me. 954 01:20:08,548 --> 01:20:09,548 OK. 955 01:20:13,595 --> 01:20:15,336 Mister, would you like to dance? 956 01:20:18,475 --> 01:20:19,715 No, thanks. 957 01:20:25,607 --> 01:20:26,972 Boss, this is Mr Jack So. 958 01:20:27,192 --> 01:20:29,900 Brother Chiu, we've actually met before. How are you? 959 01:20:31,154 --> 01:20:33,521 Really? I heard that you're pretty infamous. 960 01:20:33,740 --> 01:20:36,260 Not quite. I had two lads under me that were even more infamous. 961 01:20:36,409 --> 01:20:38,329 One was Scarf ace Wing. The other Cat Shit Keung. 962 01:20:38,495 --> 01:20:40,156 They used to cut people up with machetes! 963 01:20:40,330 --> 01:20:42,742 So, what line of business does Five Stars engage in? 964 01:20:42,957 --> 01:20:46,120 It's awesome. Our Five Stars Cleaning Company is massive, 965 01:20:46,336 --> 01:20:49,454 with a staff count of over 100, plus five directors. 966 01:20:49,631 --> 01:20:51,668 We've been tending to your premises here as well. 967 01:20:51,883 --> 01:20:54,625 If you need anything, just reach for that dial. 968 01:20:54,844 --> 01:20:57,632 Five Stars' future has never looked better. 969 01:20:59,557 --> 01:21:01,798 Then... where's my briefcase? 970 01:21:02,394 --> 01:21:04,635 - What? - Give it back now... 971 01:21:04,854 --> 01:21:06,891 or you'll be sorry. 972 01:21:07,107 --> 01:21:09,474 I'm sorry? I'm not sorry. I don't know what you're on about! 973 01:21:11,653 --> 01:21:14,053 - So you're not going to tell? - I've just said I don't know. 974 01:21:19,702 --> 01:21:20,702 Well? 975 01:21:20,912 --> 01:21:23,153 'Well'?! You're the one who kicked me for no real reason. 976 01:21:23,331 --> 01:21:24,947 I should be the one asking the question! 977 01:21:27,502 --> 01:21:28,992 You're still not telling? 978 01:21:30,213 --> 01:21:33,171 You won't tell... maybe your partners will. 979 01:21:33,383 --> 01:21:35,590 Bring him downstairs. Round up his partners! 980 01:21:41,558 --> 01:21:42,969 What's going on? 981 01:21:44,561 --> 01:21:47,349 That bastard Chan Chiu! He tricked me into some business get-together, 982 01:21:47,564 --> 01:21:49,350 and asked for a briefcase I don't know about. 983 01:21:49,691 --> 01:21:54,436 At which point he pointed a gun at me, beating me till I couldn't scream. 984 01:21:55,530 --> 01:21:58,693 It's nothing. No need for concern. It's a misunderstanding. 985 01:21:59,451 --> 01:22:02,068 Misunderstanding?! You were going to round up my partners! 986 01:22:02,287 --> 01:22:04,278 But don't worry, I didn't rat you out. 987 01:22:04,497 --> 01:22:07,990 Now, my partners are all here, you want to get me, or kill me?! 988 01:22:08,501 --> 01:22:10,959 Such a big deal for nothing! We're leaving! 989 01:22:11,129 --> 01:22:12,369 Please ask them to stay. 990 01:22:12,964 --> 01:22:14,454 What? Don't block my way! 991 01:22:19,429 --> 01:22:20,669 Go to hell, you! 992 01:22:34,611 --> 01:22:36,602 Hey! Get your hands off me...! 993 01:22:56,007 --> 01:22:57,247 Damn you! 994 01:23:15,401 --> 01:23:16,641 Sorry, my apologies. 995 01:23:22,075 --> 01:23:24,567 - Dad, what's happening? - Get back inside! 996 01:23:24,994 --> 01:23:26,234 Get inside! 997 01:23:31,501 --> 01:23:32,866 Piss off! 998 01:23:37,382 --> 01:23:40,500 Master always said 'Fight them head-on, don't stop till you drop.” Bring it! 999 01:23:45,139 --> 01:23:47,551 That's all you've got? I can take quite a bit, come on! 1000 01:23:52,063 --> 01:23:53,303 I'm still better. 1001 01:24:39,777 --> 01:24:42,109 Keep that leg down, or I'll stamp it in two. 1002 01:24:42,989 --> 01:24:44,275 I already know that. 1003 01:24:54,459 --> 01:24:55,745 Pressure-point fighting? 1004 01:25:14,854 --> 01:25:16,094 Damn you! 1005 01:25:19,942 --> 01:25:21,933 Hey, what's really going on here? 1006 01:25:22,278 --> 01:25:24,360 I don't even know how it escalated into such a mess. 1007 01:25:24,781 --> 01:25:26,522 Looks like it'll be hard to get out of this. 1008 01:25:40,338 --> 01:25:41,338 Lighter! 1009 01:25:46,511 --> 01:25:48,127 Teapot, hold them back! 1010 01:25:58,314 --> 01:26:00,314 If you kill them, who's going to cough up my goods? 1011 01:26:04,028 --> 01:26:05,769 We'll wait for you outside! 1012 01:26:08,533 --> 01:26:10,274 Hey, you lot are abandoning me? 1013 01:26:33,808 --> 01:26:35,594 - After them! - Chase your mum! 1014 01:26:35,810 --> 01:26:37,050 Put out the fire first! 1015 01:26:37,395 --> 01:26:38,885 - Put out that fire now! - Yes! 1016 01:26:44,110 --> 01:26:45,350 Start the car. 1017 01:26:51,075 --> 01:26:53,066 I feel better already. 1018 01:26:54,704 --> 01:26:55,944 You shouldn't be. 1019 01:26:56,706 --> 01:26:57,706 Don't move! 1020 01:27:03,212 --> 01:27:05,294 Hey, stop the car! Wait for me! 1021 01:27:05,506 --> 01:27:07,497 Don't make any stupid moves. Stop the car! 1022 01:27:10,303 --> 01:27:12,044 What the hell?! You're leaving without me?! 1023 01:27:12,263 --> 01:27:15,426 Luckily, I got away. Imagine if I didn't! That's why I say camaraderie is a lie! 1024 01:27:23,691 --> 01:27:25,181 Sorry, I got in the wrong car. 1025 01:27:27,695 --> 01:27:29,185 Well, how could I be wrong? 1026 01:27:31,908 --> 01:27:34,650 Marvellous. Youth is truly formidable. 1027 01:27:34,952 --> 01:27:36,943 Fancy pulling such a move on Chan Chiu. 1028 01:27:38,039 --> 01:27:39,780 I'm a man of my word. 1029 01:27:39,999 --> 01:27:41,535 If you hand my briefcase back, 1030 01:27:41,751 --> 01:27:43,992 I'll give you 20 million to buy some sweets. 1031 01:27:44,212 --> 01:27:45,327 What briefcase? 1032 01:27:45,630 --> 01:27:48,122 Stop pretending. It'll just annoy me. 1033 01:27:48,341 --> 01:27:50,861 We really don't have it. I don't know what you're talking about. 1034 01:27:51,052 --> 01:27:53,134 Big Brother, let us do the asking. 1035 01:27:53,346 --> 01:27:55,087 A few slashes should do the trick. 1036 01:27:55,306 --> 01:27:58,389 OK, go ahead. I don't want to be stressed by this one. 1037 01:27:58,976 --> 01:28:00,967 Hold it, wait. 1038 01:28:01,187 --> 01:28:03,144 Hey, let's not be greedy under the circumstances. 1039 01:28:03,356 --> 01:28:05,893 Why don't we do business with Big Brother, instead of Chan Chiu? 1040 01:28:06,108 --> 01:28:08,850 - He seems more to the point. - Good there's one who thinks straight. 1041 01:28:09,403 --> 01:28:12,395 Settled, then. Let's do the transaction at 9 am tomorrow, park at the peak. 1042 01:28:12,615 --> 01:28:15,323 - Alright. Let's go now. - Watch it, Big Brother! 1043 01:28:15,535 --> 01:28:19,529 You think I'm a little three-year-old boy? Leave this young lady here as our hostage. 1044 01:28:20,331 --> 01:28:21,947 No! Brother, I don't want to stay here. 1045 01:28:24,252 --> 01:28:25,959 So you're siblings... 1046 01:28:26,128 --> 01:28:27,368 Even better! 1047 01:28:30,007 --> 01:28:31,497 Sorry, Big Brother. 1048 01:28:33,594 --> 01:28:35,756 Sis, don't you worry, we'll come back for you soon. 1049 01:28:35,930 --> 01:28:39,423 If I don't hear from you by daybreak, I'll stop playing nice. 1050 01:28:39,642 --> 01:28:40,642 Kill the hostage! 1051 01:28:41,060 --> 01:28:43,802 - You... - Hold it. Sure, no problem. 1052 01:28:43,980 --> 01:28:45,470 - Let's go. - Remember that! 1053 01:28:45,982 --> 01:28:46,982 Yes. 1054 01:28:47,191 --> 01:28:49,182 Come on, let's go. 1055 01:28:53,906 --> 01:28:55,897 Big Brother, should we tail them? 1056 01:28:56,075 --> 01:28:58,988 No need. I don't want Chan Chiu to pick up on this. 1057 01:28:59,662 --> 01:29:01,702 We don't have that briefcase. Why did you say we do? 1058 01:29:01,914 --> 01:29:03,354 Yeah. Where are we going to find it? 1059 01:29:03,541 --> 01:29:05,327 - What do we do now, then? - Yeah. 1060 01:29:05,543 --> 01:29:08,581 Yes, so what?! If I hadn't said that, you think we'd have escaped?! 1061 01:29:09,213 --> 01:29:11,204 - What I mean is... - I know what you wanna say. 1062 01:29:11,382 --> 01:29:13,498 You want to take any briefcase and fake it. 1063 01:29:13,676 --> 01:29:15,542 These cheap tricks won't work. 1064 01:29:15,845 --> 01:29:17,882 No, not really. As long as they can be fooled. 1065 01:29:18,097 --> 01:29:19,097 You're nuts! 1066 01:29:19,307 --> 01:29:21,307 Do you happen to know the size, what it looks like, 1067 01:29:21,475 --> 01:29:22,875 and the contents of that briefcase? 1068 01:29:23,352 --> 01:29:26,094 - No. - Then how do we fake it? 1069 01:29:26,689 --> 01:29:28,930 - That's why you're always right. - Here. 1070 01:29:29,609 --> 01:29:32,101 - What briefcase is this? - I think it's the one they're after. 1071 01:29:32,737 --> 01:29:34,102 So why didn't you tell us before? 1072 01:29:34,697 --> 01:29:36,497 I wanted to, but you guys kept cutting me off. 1073 01:29:36,699 --> 01:29:39,532 - Why did you cut him off? - Stop it. Let's open it and look. 1074 01:29:52,715 --> 01:29:55,423 - Wow, what? - Nothing, just a premature 'wow.' 1075 01:30:03,100 --> 01:30:05,592 It's all US dollars! See! 1076 01:30:05,895 --> 01:30:08,853 - US dollars. We'll be fine. We're rich. - So much...! 1077 01:30:09,065 --> 01:30:11,602 - Smells good too! - It's all 100 dollar bills. 1078 01:30:11,776 --> 01:30:12,776 We're rich...! 1079 01:30:14,487 --> 01:30:16,444 Look! And stacks of it too! 1080 01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:19,981 Smells nicer than the best perfume. 1081 01:30:21,494 --> 01:30:23,485 - That's right...! - Nicer than perfume. 1082 01:30:23,704 --> 01:30:25,786 Hey, can't you see it's all counterfeit? 1083 01:30:26,499 --> 01:30:27,864 Joke about something else! 1084 01:30:28,709 --> 01:30:30,871 Here. This is a printing plate for counterfeit bills. 1085 01:30:35,925 --> 01:30:37,791 Even better! We can print it ourselves! 1086 01:30:38,761 --> 01:30:41,048 - You know how? - No. 1087 01:30:41,889 --> 01:30:43,379 This is all worthless to us. 1088 01:30:44,475 --> 01:30:47,467 You lot are greedy beyond belief. We need this to get Sis back. 1089 01:30:48,729 --> 01:30:49,969 Let's put it back. 1090 01:30:50,189 --> 01:30:52,726 How uncaring! You lot would take this cash over my sister. 1091 01:30:52,942 --> 01:30:54,432 - Let's go, then. - Hang on. 1092 01:30:54,652 --> 01:30:56,768 Don't rush, let's get changed first. 1093 01:31:41,198 --> 01:31:43,405 - Hey, can you see them yet? - Not yet. 1094 01:31:43,576 --> 01:31:46,409 - Let's run, then! - Run?! They'll spot us if we make a move. 1095 01:31:49,290 --> 01:31:51,372 Right, we have to split up and distract them. 1096 01:31:51,584 --> 01:31:55,293 The three of you lure Chan's lads to the warehouse, and try to stall them. 1097 01:31:55,504 --> 01:31:57,996 Curly, you take these two printing plates and lure Ho here. 1098 01:31:58,174 --> 01:31:59,585 That's sending me to my death! 1099 01:31:59,800 --> 01:32:02,633 Don't worry. Nobody gets rid of the monks after going vegetarian. 1100 01:32:04,096 --> 01:32:06,508 - I'll fetch the cavalry. - What cavalry? Do we have cavalry? 1101 01:32:06,932 --> 01:32:08,843 No. But don't you worry. 1102 01:32:09,810 --> 01:32:11,551 Our fate looks really bleak. 1103 01:32:12,563 --> 01:32:15,521 Don't worry. Chan Chiu won't kill us before he gets his printing plates. 1104 01:32:15,733 --> 01:32:18,475 Even if he gets one, he still wouldn't kill us. 1105 01:32:22,698 --> 01:32:23,698 They're coming. 1106 01:32:23,908 --> 01:32:25,148 Here. You take these. 1107 01:32:27,203 --> 01:32:28,489 Why aren't you looking for them? 1108 01:32:28,704 --> 01:32:30,445 - Could you go any slower?! - Yes. 1109 01:32:31,540 --> 01:32:33,531 - Got it? Take care. - OK. 1110 01:32:36,003 --> 01:32:39,291 - Hey, this isn't a trick, right? - I have no idea, but it doesn't matter. 1111 01:32:39,507 --> 01:32:41,248 I'm used to being tricked. 1112 01:32:43,761 --> 01:32:44,842 Over there! 1113 01:32:46,806 --> 01:32:48,797 I can see them! Don't run! 1114 01:32:52,895 --> 01:32:54,636 - Get over there. - Yes. 1115 01:32:56,440 --> 01:32:57,930 Hey, let's go. 1116 01:32:58,484 --> 01:32:59,974 Hey...! 1117 01:33:08,702 --> 01:33:10,488 I didn't see anything. I don't know anything. 1118 01:33:17,461 --> 01:33:19,828 - You killed him? - No, I was shooting at the lock. 1119 01:33:20,047 --> 01:33:21,663 - Watch before you fire. - Yes. 1120 01:33:23,926 --> 01:33:25,166 Let's go. 1121 01:33:45,406 --> 01:33:47,647 - Teapot, do you know how to drive? - Yes. 1122 01:33:48,492 --> 01:33:49,982 - Go, then. - What for? 1123 01:33:50,202 --> 01:33:52,534 - Break out of here. - On my own? 1124 01:33:52,746 --> 01:33:55,738 They say: 'One man can hold the pass against ten thousand enemies.' 1125 01:33:56,333 --> 01:33:57,573 I can't do it. 1126 01:33:57,793 --> 01:34:00,034 Come on, I need to save strength. 1127 01:34:36,457 --> 01:34:39,199 Hey, go fight somewhere else, don't involve me. Go...! 1128 01:35:04,401 --> 01:35:06,521 You only know how to pull a gun. What else can you do? 1129 01:35:06,737 --> 01:35:08,853 - Punch and kick. - Put the gun away, then! 1130 01:35:09,031 --> 01:35:11,739 You've both been posing cool all night. Go get them! 1131 01:35:46,402 --> 01:35:48,484 Where've you been? You're covered in sweat. 1132 01:35:48,696 --> 01:35:50,232 I was looking everywhere for you guys. 1133 01:36:14,555 --> 01:36:16,045 One of them is here! 1134 01:36:20,978 --> 01:36:22,218 Hey! Behind us... 1135 01:36:22,980 --> 01:36:24,345 This is nerve-wracking. 1136 01:36:24,565 --> 01:36:25,600 Same for me! 1137 01:36:25,774 --> 01:36:28,766 - It'll be OK. - If it's OK, why would I be here? 1138 01:36:31,864 --> 01:36:34,984 You're a nuisance to the living alive, a nuisance to the dead when you're dead! 1139 01:36:46,211 --> 01:36:48,293 Don't come for me! You find a way out! 1140 01:37:00,684 --> 01:37:01,890 Damn you! 1141 01:38:29,690 --> 01:38:31,180 We found these three. 1142 01:38:33,152 --> 01:38:34,392 Give me the briefcase. 1143 01:38:34,611 --> 01:38:36,602 Now you go finish them off. 1144 01:38:42,035 --> 01:38:43,275 Hold it! 1145 01:38:44,705 --> 01:38:46,696 - Lucky me! - Where are the other plates? 1146 01:38:46,874 --> 01:38:49,787 - We traded them in for life insurance. - What? 1147 01:38:50,002 --> 01:38:53,290 - Our big brother has it. - Big brother? Who is your big brother? 1148 01:38:53,505 --> 01:38:54,945 - He's... - Vaseline, don't tell him! 1149 01:38:55,132 --> 01:38:57,043 Tell me! If you don't, I'll kill you all. 1150 01:38:57,259 --> 01:38:59,099 You wouldn't hesitate to kill if you were able! 1151 01:38:59,303 --> 01:39:01,143 - Our big brother is on his way here. - Teapot! 1152 01:39:01,346 --> 01:39:03,804 Exhaust Pipe, we have to look out for ourselves. 1153 01:39:03,974 --> 01:39:06,466 If Big Brother has any integrity, he'll come and get us. 1154 01:39:06,685 --> 01:39:09,643 If he doesn't, serves him right to come into this mess anyway. 1155 01:39:09,855 --> 01:39:12,347 But if he knows what a mess we're in, he might chicken out. 1156 01:39:12,858 --> 01:39:15,395 True, it's so typical of these big brothers. 1157 01:39:15,611 --> 01:39:17,022 Good, I'll wait here for him. 1158 01:39:24,161 --> 01:39:25,761 Big Brother, don't come, no matter what! 1159 01:39:27,122 --> 01:39:29,580 Big Brother, he's trouble. Why don't we kill him off? 1160 01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:32,958 No. Such loyalty is quite rare these days. 1161 01:39:37,508 --> 01:39:38,998 They're coming...! Here! 1162 01:39:49,937 --> 01:39:51,177 Ho Man?! 1163 01:39:54,191 --> 01:39:56,182 Hey, you're not setting me up, are you? 1164 01:39:56,401 --> 01:39:58,001 Why would I dare set you up, Big Brother? 1165 01:39:58,403 --> 01:40:00,394 - I'm not your big brother. - OK. 1166 01:40:03,992 --> 01:40:06,484 Teapot, Exhaust Pipe, Vaseline! We're here! 1167 01:40:10,874 --> 01:40:11,874 Big Brother. 1168 01:40:14,336 --> 01:40:17,078 Don't mention the word 'brother'! Whoever answers to that will die! 1169 01:40:17,297 --> 01:40:18,537 What? 1170 01:40:20,133 --> 01:40:23,251 They were right, it was you who was trying to pull a fast one on me. 1171 01:40:24,263 --> 01:40:26,425 Brother Chiu... you're mistaken. 1172 01:40:26,640 --> 01:40:29,098 Big Brother, I'll assume the danger for you. 1173 01:40:29,309 --> 01:40:30,470 Your printing plates. 1174 01:40:30,686 --> 01:40:32,723 He's got the other one. You two sort this out. 1175 01:40:33,605 --> 01:40:36,267 - Brother Chiu, I can explain. - No point! 1176 01:40:36,483 --> 01:40:38,349 Brothers! Set the formation! 1177 01:40:46,577 --> 01:40:47,577 Go! 1178 01:40:53,875 --> 01:40:56,867 Ho Man! Let us rumble today! 1179 01:41:03,510 --> 01:41:05,501 A fight between two tigers. One of them must die. 1180 01:41:06,096 --> 01:41:07,928 The remaining one will eat us up. 1181 01:41:27,784 --> 01:41:29,775 Big Brother, the cops are here. 1182 01:41:30,287 --> 01:41:32,278 - Let's go. 1183 01:41:35,709 --> 01:41:37,700 - Let's get going as well. - Yes. 1184 01:42:15,999 --> 01:42:17,239 Get down! 1185 01:42:22,381 --> 01:42:23,871 What a scene! 1186 01:42:40,899 --> 01:42:42,435 - Ranks?! - Quiet! 1187 01:42:43,193 --> 01:42:44,683 Stand to the side. 1188 01:42:45,862 --> 01:42:47,148 Gather all the evidence. 1189 01:42:51,493 --> 01:42:52,983 Is he for real? 1190 01:42:53,995 --> 01:42:56,236 Sir, the evidence is here. 1191 01:42:57,958 --> 01:42:59,198 You're caught red-handed. 1192 01:42:59,376 --> 01:43:02,334 I think you'll be at Her Majesty's Hotel for the remainder of your lives. 1193 01:43:03,547 --> 01:43:04,547 Take them away. 1194 01:43:08,260 --> 01:43:10,797 Get up...! Let's get them back. Go! 1195 01:43:14,307 --> 01:43:16,423 - Sir, can I ask you a question? - Ask. 1196 01:43:16,643 --> 01:43:19,135 - Are you for real? - Of course I'm for real. 1197 01:43:19,354 --> 01:43:22,267 I'm with the Royal Hong Kong Police Special Force unit. 1198 01:43:22,482 --> 01:43:25,474 I specialise in going undercover, in order to combat triad crime. 1199 01:43:25,777 --> 01:43:28,485 Oh, yes. Thank you for your cooperation in this operation. 1200 01:43:28,697 --> 01:43:31,155 But I still need you to come with me and give your statements. 1201 01:43:32,200 --> 01:43:34,191 I've always had very distinguished friends. 1202 01:43:34,411 --> 01:43:35,901 You're certainly one of them. 1203 01:43:36,997 --> 01:43:39,989 No wonder you were so rude, it turns out you're a cop! 1204 01:43:40,375 --> 01:43:41,615 You're great! 1205 01:43:41,835 --> 01:43:43,835 I knew right from the start you were the real deal. 1206 01:43:44,045 --> 01:43:45,786 To know a hero, is to respect a hero! 1207 01:43:47,924 --> 01:43:50,586 My master said snitches are the worst. 1208 01:43:50,802 --> 01:43:52,793 Luckily, I never listened to my master! 1209 01:43:54,014 --> 01:43:57,473 Ranks, you look great in uniform. I really like it. 1210 01:43:58,185 --> 01:44:00,096 I'm applying for the police force tomorrow. 1211 01:44:00,312 --> 01:44:01,552 Come on. 1212 01:44:08,236 --> 01:44:09,897 Sit still. What's up with you? 1213 01:44:10,113 --> 01:44:12,650 I don't know why. As soon as I'm in the precinct, I feel uneasy. 1214 01:44:12,824 --> 01:44:15,407 - Just like seeing mother-in-law. - Do you have a mother-in-law? 1215 01:44:15,577 --> 01:44:18,490 No, it's just a metaphor for how uneasy I am. 1216 01:44:19,956 --> 01:44:21,492 - Fatty! It's you again! - Yes, sir. 1217 01:44:21,708 --> 01:44:23,308 What did you get yourself into this time? 1218 01:44:23,502 --> 01:44:25,542 No idea. Probably something unresolved from my past. 1219 01:44:25,754 --> 01:44:27,210 Let me help you. 1220 01:44:28,340 --> 01:44:30,172 Sir, do you rank well here? 1221 01:44:31,051 --> 01:44:33,543 - Three stars. You know what that is? - No. 1222 01:44:38,892 --> 01:44:40,883 Three stars stand for Chief Inspector. 1223 01:44:41,686 --> 01:44:43,552 Teapot, give me your hand. 1224 01:44:47,108 --> 01:44:48,189 The other way. 1225 01:44:51,655 --> 01:44:52,895 GOOD CITIZEN AWARD 1226 01:44:53,907 --> 01:44:54,907 For me? 1227 01:44:56,201 --> 01:44:58,192 Here. Also a $20,000 reward. 1228 01:44:59,412 --> 01:45:00,652 Thank you, sir. 1229 01:45:01,790 --> 01:45:03,531 We have money for the wedding now. 1230 01:45:05,752 --> 01:45:06,958 7086. 1231 01:45:07,128 --> 01:45:10,371 You can take some credit for this case as well. Here's yours. 1232 01:45:12,008 --> 01:45:13,248 MERIT AWARD 1233 01:45:14,678 --> 01:45:17,511 Sir, just a prize? Do I get a pay rise? 1234 01:45:17,681 --> 01:45:19,137 - Yes. - Really? 1235 01:45:19,349 --> 01:45:20,349 But not now. 1236 01:45:20,559 --> 01:45:23,479 Wait for the government to adjust the salary, there'll be a pay rise then. 1237 01:45:23,687 --> 01:45:25,052 That means nothing. 1238 01:45:28,775 --> 01:45:30,015 How did it go? 1239 01:45:30,527 --> 01:45:31,527 They give me this thing. 1240 01:45:31,736 --> 01:45:33,602 That's quite good, an encouragement for you. 1241 01:45:33,780 --> 01:45:35,691 'Good?!" A pay rise is what I would call 'good'. 1242 01:45:36,992 --> 01:45:39,029 - I have something to tell you. - What? 1243 01:45:39,244 --> 01:45:40,655 I'm ready to marry you. 1244 01:45:42,789 --> 01:45:43,789 Really?! 1245 01:45:43,999 --> 01:45:46,457 I'm sorry, fatty. She's agreed to marry me! 1246 01:45:46,626 --> 01:45:48,367 I've been looking forward to this! 1247 01:45:50,755 --> 01:45:53,588 - Congratulations. - Can't you time your congratulations? 1248 01:45:53,800 --> 01:45:56,792 - Hey, let me treat you to yum cha. - OK, I'll race you to the gate. 1249 01:45:57,012 --> 01:45:58,548 - OK. - Hang on. 1250 01:45:58,763 --> 01:46:01,676 No... I'll carry my girlfriend. You'll carry your girlfriend. 1251 01:46:01,892 --> 01:46:03,382 - OK? - OK. 1252 01:46:04,978 --> 01:46:07,185 One, two, three...! 96858