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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Those sure are
neat earrings, Marcia.
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Thanks, darling.
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Mother loaned them to me.
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Marcia?
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Marcia?
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Coming, Jan.
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What is it?
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Phone for you.
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A guy named Ted Edwards.
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Thanks.
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Marcia, can I try
the earrings on?
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No. They're Mom's,
and don't touch them.
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Grandma gave them to her.
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The guy sounded really cute.
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What does he look like?
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Tall, blond, handsome...
Nothing special.
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Oh... I'll bet.
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Cindy, are you in there?
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I'm coming, Mom.
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Honey, I got this on sale.
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Let's see if it fits.
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It fits fine, Mom.
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They have them in red,
green and violet, too.
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Which color would you like?
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Any color is marvelous.
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Boy, one day,
you're going to make
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some man awfully happy.
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You're a woman
who's easy to please.
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See you later.
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They're gone.
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If you didn't know who I
was, who would think I am?
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A candidate for a butterfly net.
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Knock it off, will
you? I'm trying to read.
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You know something?
You got big pores.
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Will you quit bugging me
with that dumb detective kit?
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Now what are you doing?
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Trying to guess your weight.
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You can figure it out with
the sag in the mattress.
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You got a sag in your brain.
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Why don't you take your
detective kit and get lost?
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It's no use.
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I'm such a good
detective I'd find myself.
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Ow!
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Come in.
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Peter, have you learned
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how to use your
detective kit yet?
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Sure.
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Good, maybe you can help me.
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You want a detective?
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Boy, my first case.
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Step into my office, ma'am.
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What's your name, ma'am?
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You know my name.
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Look, it's got to be official,
the way the book says.
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What's your name, ma'am?
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Cindy Brady.
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Occupation?
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School kid.
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Okay, we need the facts,
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so start from the beginning
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and give me the
facts... Just the facts.
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Well, Mom lent
Marcia some earrings
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and I wasn't supposed
to touch them, but I did.
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Now the earrings are gone.
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Mom's earrings?
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Boy, are you in trouble.
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I know that, and I'm
not even a detective.
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Okay, we'll call this "The
Great Earring Caper."
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Where were the earrings
last observed, ma'am?
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On the bathroom sink.
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I'll investigate at once.
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Can I help?
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Sure. You can be my assistant,
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like Dr. Watson was
to Sherlock Holmes.
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Great.
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Exactly where were they, ma'am?
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I put them in this towel.
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The towel, huh?
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Simple deduction, ma'am.
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I've solved the case.
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You have?
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The earrings
obviously slipped out
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from under the towel
and slid down the drain.
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Boy, you sure are smart, Peter.
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Thanks.
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I'll just get Dad's tool kit
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and open up the drainpipe.
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What a detective.
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Elementary, my dear Watson.
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Elementary.
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Mike? Mm-hmm?
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I think I've got it.
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Got what?
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An idea for the costume party,
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unless you've decided
on something that is.
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No, no, anything you
decide is okay with me.
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Okay, how about
Romeo and Juliet?
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Romeo and Juliet?
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Oh, honey, can we
be a little more original?
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Last year, there
was a whole flock
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of Romeo and Juliets.
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Oh, well, then why don't you
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pick some famous couple?
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No, no, no. You pick it.
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You're better at
those things than I am.
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Okay, how about
Napoleon and Josephine?
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Napoleon...
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Honey, isn't that kind
of a little unoriginal, too?
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Yeah, I guess it is.
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Yeah.
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How about Gertrude and Claude?
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Gertrude and Claude?
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What famous couple were they?
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I don't know
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but it certainly is
original, don't you think?
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Oh, look, we're making
a big deal out of this.
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Now, you pick it,
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and anything you
decide on is okay with me.
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Sure, it is.
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Well, how did he go
for Romeo and Juliet?
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He didn't. He didn't.
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Oh. Well, I got an idea, folks.
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And it's particularly fitting for
you, Mr. Brady. Yeah? What's that?
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George and Martha Washington.
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I could be the
father of my country.
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With six kids you got
a good running start.
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Peter, did you find
Mom's earrings yet?
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Not yet.
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Cindy, you don't
need a detective.
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You need a plumber.
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Well, please hurry.
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I'm hurrying.
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And get back to
your lookout post.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Marcia, if you want to go
to the bathroom, you can't.
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Jan's in there.
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Who wants to go to the bathroom?
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I just thought I'd let you know,
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just in case.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hey, I thought you
were in the bathroom.
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Well, how can I
be in the bathroom?
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I guess it must be
Greg in the bathroom.
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Bobby, if you want
to go to the bathroom
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you can't.
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Greg's in there.
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Well, who put you in
charge of the bathroom?
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I just thought I'd let you know.
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Greg's in there.
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Greg's in where?
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She said you were
in the bathroom.
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What are you talking about?
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I thought it was you.
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I'll try to find out
and let you know.
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Who is it?
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It's me... Watson.
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Well?
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They're not there.
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Oh, no!
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Now, don't panic.
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This is when us detectives
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have to use deduction.
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Please deduct fast.
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Okay, now they
weren't in the sink
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and they're not
in the drainpipe,
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so they must have
been removed...
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Chances are by human hands.
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You follow me?
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Yeah. Just hurry up, that's all.
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Okay, every human
hand has fingerprints
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and everybody in this
house has human hands.
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What does that mean?
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It means that no finger
is above suspicion.
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What?
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Believe me, Alice will
never know what we're after.
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We'll get her fingerprints
off the mop handle.
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Okay. Shh.
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You know something, Alice?
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You work too hard.
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You should let us do some work.
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You want to do some of my work?
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Sure. Just relax.
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Take it easy for a while.
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You kids feel all right?
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We'll go mop our bathroom.
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Read a good book or something.
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They want to help?
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Hi, Dad.
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Hi, kids.
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Dad, we brought
you a glass of milk.
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You did?
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Well, that's great.
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I don't even remember asking
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for a glass of milk.
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This way you don't have to ask.
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Well, that's very
considerate of you.
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Go ahead, drink it.
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Well, I will when I get thirsty.
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You'd better drink it right away
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before all the
vitamins in it wear out.
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It's good for all your bones.
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Oh. Well, in that case I, uh...
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better take your advice, huh?
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Mm.
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Refreshingly good, wasn't it?
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Yes, it certainly was.
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My bones feel better already.
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I hope the fingerprints
turn out okay, Sherlock.
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Maybe we should
have worn disguises.
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Good shot, good shot!
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Uh... uh-oh.
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Hit it.
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Got it.
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Hey!
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What are they doing?
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Peter!
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Cindy!
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We got everybody's fingerprints.
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Right. And I just checked them
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against the ones in
the bathroom sink.
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And what did you find out?
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That everybody in the family
has been in this bathroom.
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And we still don't know who
took the earrings out of here.
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Don't worry.
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A good detective always
has more than one plan.
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If plan "A" doesn't
work, we go to plan "B."
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What's plan "B"?
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I don't know.
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I'll look it up.
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Alice, I'm going down
to the costume company.
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I shouldn't be long.
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Right, Mrs. Brady.
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Alice, do you
remember what I said?
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About what?
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About picking up after the kids.
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They've got to learn
to do it themselves.
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Okay, I'll just leave it.
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Well, good-bye.
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I sure hope I can find
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something interesting
for our costumes.
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Hey, Mrs. Brady. Yeah?
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Would you consider Adam and Eve?
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
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It's just a little something
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to tide me over 'til dinner.
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Mr. Brady, I thought
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you were watching
your waistline.
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I am. And it's getting
easier to see all the time.
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00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:03,541
Mine, too... everywhere I look.
270
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,476
Mike!
271
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,610
Yeah?
272
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,779
Honey, could you
give me a hand quick?
273
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,181
Sure. Hurry!
274
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,284
What have you
got here? You'll see.
275
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,385
Oh, thank you!
276
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,553
Gosh, they're heavy.
277
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,287
Yeah, well, our costume
problems are over.
278
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,417
We're all set for the party.
279
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:19,651
What are we going as, ghosts?
280
00:14:19,675 --> 00:14:21,253
Here, I'll show you.
Take that off, okay?
281
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,010
Okay... ah!
282
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,866
Antony and Cleopatra.
283
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:32,336
What's the matter,
don't you like them?
284
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,906
Sure, but my skirt's
shorter than your skirt.
285
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,251
Ooh! Wow!
286
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,576
Alice, what do you
think of our costumes?
287
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:39,788
Oh, those are great!
288
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:40,812
Yeah?
289
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,880
Guess who we're going as.
290
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:44,965
Sonny and Cher?
291
00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:47,185
Those sure are fancy costumes.
292
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,598
Yeah, your father's got
the legs for them, too.
293
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,622
Tomorrow night,
your mother and dad
294
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,824
are going to be
Antony and Cleopatra.
295
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,726
Yeah, I'm really
looking forward to it.
296
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,295
I'm going to do a
real fancy makeup,
297
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,797
and I think I'll borrow my
friend Pauline's black wig...
298
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:00,943
Oh, yeah!
299
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,600
Yeah. And I know
just the earrings...
300
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,018
The ones I loaned to Marcia.
301
00:15:04,086 --> 00:15:05,564
Yeah. Want to try
these things on?
302
00:15:05,588 --> 00:15:06,987
Oh, I'd love to.
303
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,611
The earrings.
304
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,429
Oh, no.
305
00:15:30,164 --> 00:15:31,607
Peter, we've got to find
306
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,176
those earrings right away!
307
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,933
I know. I'm reading my manual
308
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,367
on how to solve cases.
309
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,014
But Mom wants to wear them
310
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,816
to that party tomorrow night.
311
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,039
Tomorrow night?!
312
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,386
I guess we better
tell her they're lost.
313
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:44,821
No, we still have 24 hours,
314
00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:47,023
and I'm learning a
lot from this book.
315
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,047
Like what?
316
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,125
Like suspects.
317
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,626
The person who was nearest
318
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,061
to the scene of the crime
319
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,164
has the best chance
of being guilty.
320
00:15:54,188 --> 00:15:56,032
We've got to question everybody.
321
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,290
All right, but we've
got to do it fast!
322
00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,402
Don't panic.
323
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,437
A good detective never panics.
324
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,195
I'm not a good detective.
325
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,414
Hi.
326
00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:07,482
Hi.
327
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,912
What are you doing?
328
00:16:08,936 --> 00:16:10,635
I'm waxing my surfboard.
329
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:13,872
What were you doing
yesterday afternoon
330
00:16:13,941 --> 00:16:15,640
right after school?
331
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,275
I was in my room.
332
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:21,196
That's right, and your room
is right next to the bathroom.
333
00:16:21,265 --> 00:16:22,681
So?
334
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:25,767
So hand over the you-know-what.
335
00:16:25,835 --> 00:16:28,269
What's the you-know-what?
336
00:16:28,337 --> 00:16:31,572
If I told you you-know-what,
you'd know what.
337
00:16:31,641 --> 00:16:32,924
Cindy, I'm busy.
338
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,243
I don't even know what
you're talking about.
339
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:40,098
Then I guess that
makes you innocent.
340
00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,684
Hi. How's it going?
341
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,386
How's what going?
342
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,620
Oh, nothing.
343
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,639
Where were you
yesterday afternoon?
344
00:17:04,707 --> 00:17:06,619
What do you mean, where was I?
345
00:17:06,643 --> 00:17:09,343
I was at school, and I
came home, like any day.
346
00:17:09,412 --> 00:17:10,778
What'd you do when you got home?
347
00:17:10,847 --> 00:17:12,379
Why?
348
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,182
Just asking.
349
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,295
I gave Henrietta
a special treat.
350
00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:17,599
It was her birthday.
351
00:17:17,654 --> 00:17:18,686
Birthday, huh?
352
00:17:18,755 --> 00:17:20,554
Did you bring her a present?
353
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:21,667
Yeah.
354
00:17:21,691 --> 00:17:22,907
Like jewelry?
355
00:17:22,976 --> 00:17:24,503
What are you, some
kind of a ding-a-ling?
356
00:17:24,527 --> 00:17:26,405
What would a hamster
be doing with jewelry?
357
00:17:26,429 --> 00:17:27,807
I'm asking the
questions around here.
358
00:17:27,831 --> 00:17:29,030
What'd you bring her?
359
00:17:29,099 --> 00:17:30,776
I brought her sunflower seeds.
360
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,299
And if you're jealous,
361
00:17:32,368 --> 00:17:35,086
I'll bring you sunflower
seeds on your birthday.
362
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:38,139
Oh, you're too
dumb to be guilty.
363
00:17:41,611 --> 00:17:42,711
Hi.
364
00:17:42,779 --> 00:17:44,011
Hi.
365
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,682
Where were you
yesterday afternoon
366
00:17:47,751 --> 00:17:48,883
right after school?
367
00:17:48,952 --> 00:17:50,730
Well, I was here...
you saw me...
368
00:17:50,754 --> 00:17:52,053
When I called Marcia.
369
00:17:52,121 --> 00:17:53,638
Why did you call her?
370
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:57,108
Because that boy
phoned her... Ted Edwards.
371
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,694
Can you prove the phone rang?
372
00:17:59,762 --> 00:18:02,230
Well, can you prove it didn't?
373
00:18:02,299 --> 00:18:03,765
Nope.
374
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:17,128
Mom and Dad are getting
dressed now to go to the party.
375
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,698
I know. My first case,
and I bombed out.
376
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,532
Some detective.
377
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:24,914
I couldn't find an
elephant in a bathtub.
378
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,037
You tried.
379
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,573
I better tell Marcia.
380
00:18:28,642 --> 00:18:31,609
Mom's going to be looking
for those earrings any minute.
381
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,544
Wait. There may
be one last hope.
382
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,757
What?
383
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,948
Mom might forget
about those earrings.
384
00:18:43,606 --> 00:18:46,274
Honey, how are you coming?
385
00:18:47,911 --> 00:18:50,089
Cleopatra's having
a little trouble
386
00:18:50,113 --> 00:18:51,393
zipping up the Nile.
387
00:18:51,447 --> 00:18:54,048
Mm-hmm. Let me give
you a hand here, Cleo.
388
00:18:54,117 --> 00:18:55,117
There.
389
00:18:55,185 --> 00:18:56,185
Well?
390
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,387
Boy, I'll ride on
your barge anytime.
391
00:18:59,455 --> 00:19:01,533
You look pretty
wild yourself, Marc.
392
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,601
You know something?
Alice was right...
393
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:03,903
You do have great legs.
394
00:19:03,927 --> 00:19:05,059
Yeah, I kinda do, don't I?
395
00:19:05,128 --> 00:19:06,438
The knees are a little knobby.
396
00:19:06,462 --> 00:19:07,561
Wait a second.
397
00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:09,230
Hey, let's get Greg
take a picture of us.
398
00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:11,565
Never had a date with the
Queen of the Nile before.
399
00:19:11,634 --> 00:19:12,700
Good.
400
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,119
Hey, wow!
401
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,055
You both look really great.
402
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,467
Thanks. Oh, honey, would you get
403
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,669
those earrings I loaned you?
404
00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:21,036
I want to wear them tonight.
405
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:24,245
Sure, Mom. They'll look
perfect with your costume.
406
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,668
Cindy, are you okay?
407
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,782
Yeah... but you're not.
408
00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:34,572
You're in trouble.
409
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,123
Me, in trouble?
410
00:19:36,192 --> 00:19:37,592
Why?
411
00:19:37,661 --> 00:19:40,878
You told me not to touch
Mom's earrings, didn't you?
412
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:41,947
Yeah.
413
00:19:41,998 --> 00:19:43,208
Well, I touched them.
414
00:19:43,232 --> 00:19:44,415
What do you mean?
415
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:47,752
I not only touched
them, I lost them.
416
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,387
You lost them?
417
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:52,140
Cindy, Mom wanted them!
418
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:53,674
Are you sure you lost them?
419
00:19:53,743 --> 00:19:56,088
Positive. That's
why you're in trouble.
420
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,079
What do you
mean, I'm in trouble?
421
00:19:58,148 --> 00:19:59,241
You're the one that lost them!
422
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:01,549
Yeah, but you're my older sister
423
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:05,152
and older sisters always
protect younger sisters.
424
00:20:05,221 --> 00:20:06,787
That's your story.
425
00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:08,022
Come on!
426
00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:13,428
Okay, okay, hold it, hold it.
427
00:20:13,497 --> 00:20:14,497
Ready?
428
00:20:14,531 --> 00:20:15,630
Here we go.
429
00:20:15,698 --> 00:20:19,784
And... Did it go off?
430
00:20:19,853 --> 00:20:21,519
Yeah, it sure did.
431
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,104
Hey, how about a romantic one?
432
00:20:23,173 --> 00:20:25,507
Marc Antony and Cleopatra
hugging each other.
433
00:20:25,575 --> 00:20:27,653
All right, but watch
out for that sword.
434
00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:29,722
I don't want to get
grabbed and jabbed
435
00:20:29,746 --> 00:20:31,779
at the same time.
436
00:20:31,848 --> 00:20:32,897
Ready?
437
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:37,651
One... two...
that's great... three.
438
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,200
I hope you got his legs in.
439
00:20:40,623 --> 00:20:42,490
Mom? Come on.
440
00:20:42,559 --> 00:20:44,003
Cindy has something to tell you.
441
00:20:44,027 --> 00:20:45,059
What is it, sweetheart?
442
00:20:45,128 --> 00:20:48,129
Well... Marcia, did
you find the earrings?
443
00:20:48,198 --> 00:20:49,564
No.
444
00:20:49,633 --> 00:20:51,477
What do you mean,
no? I loaned them to you.
445
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,903
Then I loaned them to
me, and they disappeared.
446
00:20:54,971 --> 00:20:56,715
How could they disappear?
447
00:20:56,739 --> 00:20:58,067
That's a good question.
448
00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,701
I've been trying
to crack this case
449
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:01,403
for some time
now, and I'm baffled.
450
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,594
Oh, Cindy, those are
my favorite earrings,
451
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,663
and I wanted to
wear them tonight.
452
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:06,943
I'm sorry. Now wait a minute.
453
00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:08,766
Did you take them
outside the house, Cindy?
454
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:09,884
No, Dad, honest.
455
00:21:09,952 --> 00:21:12,170
I only had them on for a minute.
456
00:21:12,239 --> 00:21:13,805
They must be around
here someplace.
457
00:21:13,874 --> 00:21:15,256
Where'd you lose them?
458
00:21:15,325 --> 00:21:17,269
Dad, are you taking
over the case now?
459
00:21:17,293 --> 00:21:18,543
If you don't mind.
460
00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:20,556
Not at all, but I
got to warn you:
461
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,958
Everybody's got an alibi
462
00:21:21,982 --> 00:21:23,709
and there aren't any clues.
463
00:21:23,733 --> 00:21:24,783
Thank you.
464
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,584
I'm sure they're just misplaced.
465
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,320
Let's see if we can't
reconstruct what happened.
466
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,499
Well, all I know is
467
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,268
I loaned the earrings to Marcia
468
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,920
and have not seen them since.
469
00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:35,671
I put them in my dresser drawer,
470
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:38,295
and then went downstairs
to take a phone call.
471
00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:40,097
That's when I loaned them to me.
472
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,533
I went into the bathroom
and tried them on,
473
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,301
but when Mom called me
474
00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:47,605
I didn't want her to catch
me playing with her earrings
475
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:50,107
so I hid them under
a towel on the sink.
476
00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:52,543
I was going to put them
477
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,362
back in Marcia's drawer later.
478
00:21:54,431 --> 00:21:56,547
Hey, wait a minute,
I just remembered.
479
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,683
Do you know when
that must have been?
480
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,151
That must have been
481
00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:02,854
when I went into the
bathroom from the hall.
482
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:05,456
I took the clothes
out of the laundry bin.
483
00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,625
Then I saw the
towel on the counter
484
00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:09,560
so I put it in the laundry bag.
485
00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:11,879
Then I remembered
what Mrs. Brady said
486
00:22:11,948 --> 00:22:14,515
about the kids cleaning
up after themselves,
487
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:16,017
and I put the towel back.
488
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:18,097
So if the earrings
were under the towel,
489
00:22:18,121 --> 00:22:20,371
they must have fallen
into the laundry bag.
490
00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:21,867
That's where they must be.
491
00:22:21,891 --> 00:22:23,908
Alice, where is that
laundry bag now?
492
00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:26,844
Well, I put it down for a second
in the hall to get something,
493
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,491
and when I came
back, it was gone.
494
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,325
I know... I took it from there.
495
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,382
What do you mean?
496
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:33,579
Well, I was starting
to go downstairs,
497
00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:35,481
and I saw the
laundry bag in the hall.
498
00:22:35,505 --> 00:22:37,066
I thought I'd help Alice out,
499
00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:38,968
so I took the laundry
bag downstairs
500
00:22:38,992 --> 00:22:41,259
and left it in the
service porch.
501
00:22:41,328 --> 00:22:43,294
The earrings must
be in the laundry bag
502
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:44,529
in the service porch.
503
00:22:44,598 --> 00:22:46,509
No, Mike, that's when
I came into the picture.
504
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,377
When I went to the service porch
505
00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:50,634
I saw that the laundry
bag was pretty full.
506
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,281
I figured I'd give Alice a hand,
507
00:22:52,305 --> 00:22:54,772
and I unloaded the laundry
into the washing machine.
508
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:58,659
Alice, has that load of
laundry been washed yet?
509
00:22:58,727 --> 00:23:00,828
Mrs. Brady, that
was yesterday...
510
00:23:00,896 --> 00:23:02,791
At least three or
four loads ago.
511
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,398
Oh, no!
512
00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:06,150
I never saw any earrings.
513
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,802
Then they still must be
in the washing machine.
514
00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:14,208
Feel anything?
515
00:23:14,277 --> 00:23:16,610
No, not... wait a minute.
516
00:23:16,679 --> 00:23:18,090
I hear something.
517
00:23:18,114 --> 00:23:19,713
Aha... aha!
518
00:23:21,084 --> 00:23:22,894
Where's the other one?
519
00:23:22,918 --> 00:23:24,918
Ah, there's...
520
00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:26,632
Well, what's left
of the other one.
521
00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:27,805
Oh, no!
522
00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:30,975
At least the mystery's solved.
523
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:33,883
Well, you'll have to
go without them, honey.
524
00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:35,657
Come on. We better get going.
525
00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:36,914
Mom?
526
00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:39,995
I'll promise I'll never
take anything again
527
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:41,452
I'm not supposed to.
528
00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:42,920
All right, Cindy,
529
00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:44,955
but you and I are going to have
530
00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:46,890
a long talk about this tomorrow.
531
00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:47,959
Good night.
532
00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:49,093
Good night, Peter.
533
00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:50,442
Good night.
534
00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:52,074
Well, that's the end of
the Great Earring Caper.
535
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,765
Peter, do you still
have all those disguises
536
00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,300
in your detective kit?
537
00:23:56,369 --> 00:23:57,649
Yeah, why?
538
00:23:57,703 --> 00:23:59,570
Because tomorrow I
don't want Mom to know
539
00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:02,940
which kid is me.
540
00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:19,890
Oh, hi, folks.
541
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,292
You have a good time?
542
00:24:22,361 --> 00:24:24,073
Oh, it was wonderful, Alice!
543
00:24:24,097 --> 00:24:26,230
Hey, did your
costumes win a prize?
544
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,665
No. We came in third.
545
00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:29,083
That isn't bad. Who won?
546
00:24:29,151 --> 00:24:30,329
The Cunninghams.
547
00:24:30,353 --> 00:24:32,453
You'll never guess who
they came dressed as.
548
00:24:32,521 --> 00:24:34,555
Romeo and Juliet.
549
00:24:34,624 --> 00:24:35,904
Nope. Guess again.
550
00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:37,408
George and Martha Washington?
551
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:38,620
Nope.
552
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:39,893
Okay, I give up.
553
00:24:39,962 --> 00:24:42,241
Sherlock Holmes and Watson.
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