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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Come on, Peter!
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Give somebody else a chance!
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All I was doing was
brushing my teeth.
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Well, how many
teeth have you got?
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The same amount as you,
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but my mouth isn't
as big as yours.
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Oh, ho, ho.
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It's all yours, Your Highness.
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Oh, very... Cindy!
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Cindy!
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Marcia, wait a
minute. That's my bike.
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I know. Mine has a
flat. I won't be long.
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What are you doing?
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I was watching a movie.
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Jan, we want to
watch a ball game.
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Yeah, you can watch
a movie any old time.
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But I want to see this movie.
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Come on.
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That's your fault!
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It is not! You broke
it! You made me.
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Now we're going to miss
the ball game. I did not!
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Okay! Okay! Everybody, please.
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Now, what's the problem?
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I'll tell you what
the problem is.
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You have to wait in line
for everything around here.
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Someone's always
borrowing your things.
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I never have any privacy
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because I've got too
many brothers and sisters.
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I wish I were an only child.
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I have to live with five
brothers and sisters
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all day... every day.
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Okay, honey,
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but they have to
live with you, too.
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Well, I wish they didn't.
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I'm tired of getting
pushed around.
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Jan, you're not
getting pushed around.
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Listen, when you
live in a large family,
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you have to learn to
give and take a little bit.
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Well, my friend Donna doesn't.
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She doesn't have
any of these problems.
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Yeah, but does your friend Donna
have any brothers and sisters?
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No, and she couldn't be happier.
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She doesn't have
to wait for the phone
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or the bathroom or anything.
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She has all the
privacy she wants.
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Now, just a minute, Jan.
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There are two sides to that.
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Donna also doesn't have anyone
to help her with her homework
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or to play with or
to go places with.
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Well, that sounds great.
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Well, Jan, what's
good for one person
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isn't always good for another.
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Listen, I think you
ought to consider yourself
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a very lucky young lady.
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Hear, hear.
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Mom, Donna invited me
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to spend Saturday
night at her house.
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Okay?
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Saturday night?
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Now, Jan, you know that's
the night of the square dance.
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We're going to be a square.
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Well, couldn't
Alice take my part?
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Well, yes, I suppose she could,
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but it wouldn't be the
same without you, honey.
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We're going as a family.
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That's what I mean!
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Donna doesn't have
to do family things.
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Sometimes I wish I didn't
have any brothers or sisters.
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Then I could do what I wanted
without anybody to bug me.
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Hi, Alice.
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Hi.
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Hey, there's one left.
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Bobby, you come back here!
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Alice... Yeah, Bobby,
you come back here!
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Why am I hollering
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for Bobby to come back here?
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'Cause he just took my apple.
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Oh, well, if that's all
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that's bothering
you, no problem.
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Well, that was the
last apple, Alice.
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Oh, no, no.
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This is the last apple.
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You're something
else, Alice. Thanks.
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Alice?
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Mr. Brady's going to
drive me to the market
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to pick up a few things.
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I thought we finished all
the shopping yesterday.
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Oh, but this is for
something special.
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I decided to make
strawberry preserves
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for the auction at
the charity hoedown.
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You did? Yeah.
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Something wrong?
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Oh, no, no, it's just
that I was going to make
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strawberry preserves
for the auction myself.
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Oh. Well, mine are from my
grandmother's secret recipe, Alice.
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Won four blue ribbons with it.
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Must've been really
something. Yeah.
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My aunt's secret
recipe won six ribbons.
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Look, Alice, why can't
we both make preserves?
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I mean, there's no
contest between us, right?
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Right, right.
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Okay. I-I'll go pick
up those things.
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Uh, by the way...
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what's in your
aunt's secret recipe?
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Oh, I guess most
of the same things
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that are in your
grandmother's secret recipe.
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Well, bye.
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Bye.
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There. Oh, there they are.
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Hey, these sacks will be great
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for the potato-sack
race at the hoedown.
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Yeah. Uh... don't you think
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we'd better clean
them out first?
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Nah, we'll just jump
the dust out of them.
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Hi. Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
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Hi.
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What are you doing?
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Have you got a problem?
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No. We're just getting
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the sacks ready for the race.
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Maybe we'll win a prize. Yeah.
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Yeah. Wait till you
see what we got
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for the square dance. Yeah.
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Wow. Look here.
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Think the rain's gonna
hurt the rhubarb?
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No, but I sure
hope it kills the corn.
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Hey, it should be a lot of
fun Saturday night, huh?
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Yeah. You know, I hope
Jan changes her mind
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and decides to come with us.
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Well, honey, don't
worry if she doesn't.
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Jan's going through a phase.
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She's thinks she
doesn't have any privacy.
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It'll pass.
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We all treat each
other the same.
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She has as much
privacy as the rest of us.
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Well, be a little
considerate of her
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till she gets over her phase.
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Okay, we'll try
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and take kindly to the critter.
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Yes, sir, we'll try.
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The reason I called, Amy,
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is that groovy red hair
and mysterious green eyes
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really turn me on.
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It's Greg Brady.
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You remember, I talked
to you in school yesterday
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about the charity
hoedown Saturday night.
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Yeah, well, I thought
if you were going...
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Oh, it never fails!
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One of them's
always on the phone
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when you want to use it.
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Do you mind? I'm trying to...
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Uh, uh, Jan,
listen, if you need it,
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I'll let you have the phone.
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Listen, Amy, can I
call you back later?
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Okay, good-bye.
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Here you are,
Jan. It's all yours.
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Gee, thanks.
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75, 80, 90, 95.
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I've got 95 cents.
How much you got?
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I got 60 cents.
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Let's see. 95 and 60.
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That's $1.55.
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Hey, that's more than we need.
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What is this big
financial transaction?
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We finally got enough
money to buy a trick rope
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for the square
dance Saturday night.
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Don't forget that 95
cents of that rope is mine.
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You only get to
use 60 cents' worth.
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Okay. I'll take 30 cents'
worth on each end.
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Now, I don't understand that,
but it sounds mighty shrewd.
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Look, Alice. Hmm?
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Isn't that a pretty bracelet?
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Oh, yeah. It's absolutely free.
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Well, you'd better
read that small print
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and see how free that "free" is.
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Well, you do have to subscribe
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to this new teen
magazine for $1.50,
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and as usual, I'm broke.
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Think we ought to
lend Jan the money?
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Are you nuts?
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What for?
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To be considerate,
like Mom and Dad said.
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Look, she's done a lot
of nice things for you.
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Like what?
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Well, like...
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well, like she helped
you with your homework.
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Homework's one
thing. Money's another.
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Well, I'm going to
lend her my money.
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There goes the rope trick.
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You can put your
money back in your bank
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or you can be a nice guy.
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What a rotten choice.
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Hey, Jan, how'd you like to get
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that money for your bracelet?
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Would I?
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But it's only a loan.
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What's the catch?
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No catch. Just pay it
back whenever you can.
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Don't rush.
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We're just trying to
help you, that's all.
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Gee, thanks.
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That was a very
nice gesture, fellows.
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You deserve to have
something nice done for you.
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How about giving us $1.55?
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Come on.
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Ow! Freckles aren't
supposed to hurt.
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That's enough.
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Cindy, you want to
see how you'll look
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before you go to the
square dance, don't you?
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Yeah, but you better
not put too many on me,
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or else they won't let me in.
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Why?
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They'll think I
have the measles.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm sorry, Jan.
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I was sitting on your bed.
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I'll straighten it out.
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I'll clean these
things off your desk
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in case you want to use it.
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Oh, and any time you
want your bed straightened,
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I'll be glad to do
it. Cindy, come on.
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Let's do the freckles
downstairs, okay?
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Have a nice privacy!
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Alice, would you like to
see what's in my recipe?
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I mean, I really
have no secrets.
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No, I know you
don't, Mrs. Brady.
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I wouldn't want my recipe
to be a secret, either.
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Alice, could I borrow
some of the sugar, please?
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Oh, sure.
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Thanks. Mm-hmm.
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Hmm, very interesting.
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One cup of sugar
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to three-quarters
of a cup of fruit.
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Oh, is that what I used?
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Mm.
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Three dashes, huh?
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Oh, well, who counts?
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I think mine's ready to boil.
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Mine, too.
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Hey, what's cooking?
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00:10:49,099 --> 00:10:50,198
Oh, hi, honey.
261
00:10:50,267 --> 00:10:51,777
Alice and I are making
strawberry preserves
262
00:10:51,801 --> 00:10:52,733
for the charity auction.
263
00:10:52,802 --> 00:10:54,269
Yes, Mrs. Brady and I
264
00:10:54,337 --> 00:10:55,982
are both making
preserves for the auction.
265
00:10:56,006 --> 00:10:58,273
Honey, which pot do
you think looks the best?
266
00:10:58,341 --> 00:10:59,651
What is this, a contest?
267
00:10:59,675 --> 00:11:01,153
No. Are you kidding?
Absolutely not.
268
00:11:01,177 --> 00:11:02,777
Not at all. We
were just curious.
269
00:11:02,845 --> 00:11:05,046
Yeah, listen, just to
satisfy my own curiosity,
270
00:11:05,115 --> 00:11:06,658
I came in about my overalls.
271
00:11:06,682 --> 00:11:08,327
Either these things were
made for Paul Bunyan
272
00:11:08,351 --> 00:11:12,053
or two guys to wear
at the same time.
273
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,439
Ouch!
274
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,242
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
275
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,410
Well, look, look,
just stay still, okay?
276
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,057
Could you use
shorter pins there?
277
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,413
Well, try not to move.
278
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,026
Okay, how that's
for length, Mr. Brady?
279
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,483
Let's see... Ow!
280
00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:28,586
Mike, I told you not to move.
281
00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:30,516
Well, you leave the
length to me, Mr. Brady.
282
00:11:30,540 --> 00:11:31,984
I'll make sure
they're high enough
283
00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:34,008
to show your purple
checkered socks.
284
00:11:34,076 --> 00:11:35,638
Bring a tourniquet.
I'm bleeding to death.
285
00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,907
Alice, have you
seen my magazine?
286
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,097
Well, isn't that it?
287
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,446
Oh, yes, thank you.
288
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,644
Reckon I'd better go get myself
289
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,101
some more pins.
290
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,081
Okay, now just
stand still like that.
291
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,272
Oh, Jan, listen,
would you like to try on
292
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,651
your dress for the square dance?
293
00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:49,941
How come you got me one?
294
00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:51,376
Well, I just thought
295
00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:53,056
maybe you'd change your
mind and come with us.
296
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,540
Yeah, we're going
to have a lot of fun.
297
00:11:54,564 --> 00:11:58,149
Well, I promised Donna that I'd
spend Saturday night with her.
298
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,145
Well, couldn't you spend
some other night with Donna?
299
00:12:00,169 --> 00:12:02,002
I guess.
300
00:12:02,071 --> 00:12:04,338
I'll have to think about it.
301
00:12:07,844 --> 00:12:09,277
What are you doing?
302
00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:11,813
Standing still.
303
00:12:20,290 --> 00:12:21,933
Oh... you can use the stairs
304
00:12:21,957 --> 00:12:23,035
if you want to.
305
00:12:23,059 --> 00:12:24,337
I'll wait till later.
306
00:12:24,361 --> 00:12:26,577
Cindy, what's going
on around here?
307
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,897
I was just trying
to be considerate.
308
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,431
Everybody is.
309
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,167
How come everybody's so
nice to me all of a sudden?
310
00:12:33,236 --> 00:12:34,547
Because we're supposed to be.
311
00:12:34,571 --> 00:12:36,304
What do you mean,
supposed to be?
312
00:12:36,373 --> 00:12:39,540
We're supposed to be nice to
you until you get over your problem.
313
00:12:39,608 --> 00:12:42,009
Then we can forget
about you again.
314
00:12:42,078 --> 00:12:43,912
So that's it!
315
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,975
I didn't really mean... Come on.
316
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,748
Greg, Bobby, Peter!
317
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,768
What does she want?
318
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,103
What's going on?
319
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,783
Marcia, come in here a minute.
320
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:54,884
I want to talk to you.
321
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,373
Jan, what's this about?
322
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,905
Okay, you can just cut
out the special treatment.
323
00:12:58,929 --> 00:13:00,645
Cindy told me everything.
324
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,597
Well, not everything.
325
00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:05,366
Just what I wasn't supposed to.
326
00:13:06,636 --> 00:13:07,585
You're a bunch of fakes.
327
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,831
That's what you are.
328
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,170
What do you mean, fakes?
329
00:13:10,239 --> 00:13:11,484
I don't need your help,
330
00:13:11,508 --> 00:13:13,452
and I don't need
your special treatment.
331
00:13:13,476 --> 00:13:14,858
Jan, take it easy.
332
00:13:14,911 --> 00:13:17,173
And I don't need you for
brothers and sisters, either.
333
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:20,147
See? Never lend
a relative money.
334
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,561
Who asked you to do it?
335
00:13:21,585 --> 00:13:22,861
If I were an only child,
336
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,698
I wouldn't have any
phony brothers and sisters.
337
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,321
Who needs you?
338
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,523
You mean that, Jan?
339
00:13:28,592 --> 00:13:30,224
You're right. I sure do.
340
00:13:30,293 --> 00:13:31,575
Well, if that's what you want,
341
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,744
I'm sure it could be
arranged, right, you guys?
342
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:35,858
You just lost yourself
343
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,248
five brothers and sisters.
344
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,427
And you can have the whole house
345
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:39,691
to yourself. Great.
346
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:40,812
For us, too.
347
00:13:40,836 --> 00:13:42,114
As far as you're concerned,
348
00:13:42,138 --> 00:13:43,950
we don't even exist.
Yeah, we're not even here!
349
00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:45,094
Consider us invisible.
350
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,385
Come on, gang, let's disappear.
351
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,358
Yeah, let's go.
352
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,127
Let's disappear.
353
00:13:52,849 --> 00:13:54,932
Why are we leaving for?
354
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,335
Yeah, this is our room.
355
00:14:35,224 --> 00:14:36,807
Isn't this great, Donna?
356
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,042
I can talk on the phone
357
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,377
whenever I want
as long as I want.
358
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,141
Well, I'll explain
Saturday night
359
00:14:42,165 --> 00:14:44,798
when I sleep over at your house.
360
00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:47,534
Oh, that music's just
my family practicing
361
00:14:47,603 --> 00:14:49,987
for that corny square dance.
362
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,412
I think that's
enough for tonight.
363
00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:23,754
As they say down on
the farm, Pappy's pooped.
364
00:15:27,376 --> 00:15:30,776
Oh, wow, that was fun.
365
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:35,483
Do you mind?
366
00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:37,251
I'd like to go upstairs.
367
00:15:37,319 --> 00:15:38,486
Don't mind us.
368
00:15:38,554 --> 00:15:39,987
We're invisible, remember?
369
00:15:49,632 --> 00:15:51,243
Now, what was that all about?
370
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:52,767
Oh, we agreed to
make a deal with her.
371
00:15:52,835 --> 00:15:53,945
What kind of a deal?
372
00:15:53,969 --> 00:15:55,113
Well, she's always complaining
373
00:15:55,137 --> 00:15:56,615
about wanting to
be an only child.
374
00:15:56,639 --> 00:15:58,406
So what's the deal?
375
00:15:58,474 --> 00:15:59,790
That's the way she wants it.
376
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,475
When she's around,
we don't exist.
377
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:04,278
We're invisible.
378
00:16:04,346 --> 00:16:06,513
Uh-oh, Mike. What do you think?
379
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,661
Well, I think it's
better if the kids
380
00:16:08,685 --> 00:16:10,162
sometimes work out
things for themselves.
381
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:11,997
You know, if that's the
kind of medicine Jan wants,
382
00:16:12,021 --> 00:16:13,599
I think she's about
to get a big dose of it.
383
00:16:13,623 --> 00:16:15,957
Well, here we go.
384
00:16:18,861 --> 00:16:19,861
See you later, Mom.
385
00:16:19,929 --> 00:16:20,973
Where are you going, honey?
386
00:16:20,997 --> 00:16:21,929
To the library.
387
00:16:21,998 --> 00:16:23,547
Okay, but be back by 1:00.
388
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,494
Alice doesn't run an
all-day lunch counter.
389
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:26,638
Hey! Just a minute, you.
390
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:27,997
What? What do you
think you're doing?
391
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,052
That's my sweater.
392
00:16:29,105 --> 00:16:30,754
So what? I always
borrow your sweater.
393
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,933
Well, not anymore.
394
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,535
You no longer have
a sister named Marcia,
395
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:34,636
and if there's no Marcia,
396
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,004
there's no Marcia's sweater.
397
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,195
But, Marcia... Okay, kids, okay.
398
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,408
Mom, we made a deal, remember?
399
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:40,609
Yes, I remember.
400
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,899
And I'm sticking to it.
401
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,518
Jan, do you want to stick to it?
402
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,020
Yes.
403
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,166
Fine. I'll just take
my invisible sweater
404
00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:49,790
and... vanish.
405
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:52,777
That's not fair.
406
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,156
I'm afraid it is, honey.
407
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:57,248
You can't have it both ways.
408
00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:59,049
So long.
409
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,368
Finished your second
hamburger already, partner?
410
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:06,392
Yep.
411
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,570
I mean, for a little varmint,
412
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,326
you got the fastest
mouth in the west.
413
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,763
I'm sorry I'm late, Alice.
414
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,231
Guess Bobby ate
the last hamburger.
415
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,600
Oh, no. Remember, honey,
416
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,201
I came from a
large family myself,
417
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,170
and it teaches you to be
ready for any emergency.
418
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,819
This is the last hamburger.
419
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,120
Thank you, Alice.
420
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:26,806
Now, I can't tell you
where I got 'em stashed,
421
00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:29,197
but in case you need 'em,
I also have the last pear,
422
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:30,910
the last peach and
the last banana.
423
00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:34,501
Okay. Pass the
potato chips, Bobby.
424
00:17:34,570 --> 00:17:36,420
I said pass the potato chips.
425
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,149
Alice, will you pass
what's-her-name
426
00:17:38,173 --> 00:17:39,707
the potato chips?
427
00:17:39,776 --> 00:17:42,343
They're right in front of you.
Your arms suddenly got short?
428
00:17:42,411 --> 00:17:43,839
Well, you see, I
can't pass them.
429
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:44,796
I'm not here.
430
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,113
You're not here?
431
00:17:46,182 --> 00:17:47,281
That's right.
432
00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:48,710
How about you,
Jan? Are you here?
433
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,684
Of course I'm here.
434
00:17:49,752 --> 00:17:50,846
You're here but he's isn't?
435
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,169
That's right.
436
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,170
Hi, Alice.
437
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,171
How about you, Greg?
438
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,639
How about me, what?
439
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,640
Are you here?
440
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:57,853
He isn't here, either.
441
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,409
Yeah, that's right.
442
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:00,823
Will somebody please tell me
443
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,691
what's not going on around here?
444
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,982
I guess we should
have filled you in, Alice.
445
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,767
Sit down and I'll explain.
446
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,348
Before I sit down,
tell me one thing.
447
00:18:09,372 --> 00:18:12,306
What? Is that chair here?
448
00:18:28,057 --> 00:18:29,340
Right in the face.
449
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,052
I wonder what
kind of pie that was.
450
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:32,693
Wasn't that funny, Pete?
451
00:18:41,637 --> 00:18:43,103
Isn't that terrific
452
00:18:43,172 --> 00:18:44,416
the way they can make those dogs
453
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,756
do those backflips?
454
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,559
I wonder how they do
that. Isn't that cute, Cindy?
455
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,879
Hey, Marcia, would you...?
456
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,154
Hi, honey, I'm home.
457
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:18,572
We're in here, Mike.
458
00:19:18,641 --> 00:19:20,057
Hey, I do believe
459
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,685
I've died and gone
to strawberry heaven.
460
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:22,660
You want a taste?
461
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:25,062
Sure. Okay.
462
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,999
Mm, fantastic!
463
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:32,002
Well, that's Grandma's
old recipe for you.
464
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,215
Try mine, Mr. Brady.
465
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,222
Yeah.
466
00:19:38,227 --> 00:19:40,327
Alice, that's out of this world.
467
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,040
Good old Aunt Millie.
468
00:19:42,064 --> 00:19:43,675
Do you think Alice's
tastes better than mine?
469
00:19:43,699 --> 00:19:45,176
Well, I didn't say that, honey.
470
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,445
You mean Mrs. Brady's
tastes better than mine?
471
00:19:46,469 --> 00:19:47,479
I didn't say that, either.
472
00:19:47,503 --> 00:19:49,203
Well, uh, what do you say?
473
00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,088
Tell it like it is, Mr. Brady.
474
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:54,491
Well... Yes?
475
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,860
Let me put it this way.
476
00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:57,028
Yes?
477
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,273
I don't want to
scrub the kitchen.
478
00:19:58,297 --> 00:19:59,474
I don't want to
sleep in the den.
479
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:00,778
I ain't saying.
480
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,200
Chicken.
481
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:07,254
On your mark, get set... go!
482
00:20:07,323 --> 00:20:08,272
Go, Cindy, come on!
483
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,818
Come on, Bobby! Come on, Bobby!
484
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:33,945
Hurry, go!
485
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:41,922
Come on, Bobby!
486
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,360
Go! Go!
487
00:20:46,429 --> 00:20:48,056
Catch 'em! Catch 'em! Go!
488
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,230
Good! Come on back!
489
00:20:50,299 --> 00:20:52,199
Come on back!
490
00:21:00,743 --> 00:21:01,676
Hi, Dad.
491
00:21:01,744 --> 00:21:03,277
Hi, honey.
492
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,745
Mind if I watch?
493
00:21:04,814 --> 00:21:06,480
No.
494
00:21:06,549 --> 00:21:08,661
Not if you find
supermarkets interesting.
495
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,485
I'm crazy about supermarkets.
496
00:21:11,554 --> 00:21:12,665
Wouldn't you rather be doing
497
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,800
something more interesting?
498
00:21:14,824 --> 00:21:17,207
Uh-uh. This is very interesting.
499
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:20,522
I think the kids are out back
500
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:21,823
practicing the sack race.
501
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,881
I know.
502
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,899
Looks dull.
503
00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:29,453
Besides, they probably
wouldn't want me
504
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,504
out there anyway.
505
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:36,510
Well, you know, sweetheart,
506
00:21:36,579 --> 00:21:39,213
sometimes when you make a deal
507
00:21:39,282 --> 00:21:41,482
that turns out badly,
508
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:44,718
the best thing to
do is to get out of it.
509
00:21:44,787 --> 00:21:46,437
Did they say it was a bad deal?
510
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:50,124
No, no, no, but you never know.
511
00:21:50,193 --> 00:21:53,493
Sometimes when you
find it's turned out badly,
512
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:57,531
there's every chance that,
uh, they think it has, too, huh?
513
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,733
I don't know.
514
00:21:58,801 --> 00:22:00,534
Oh, come on, come on.
515
00:22:00,603 --> 00:22:03,521
You think about it, hmm?
516
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:05,356
Okay. Here.
517
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:07,408
Okay?
518
00:22:07,476 --> 00:22:08,508
Yeah.
519
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,777
Go get 'em.
520
00:22:15,017 --> 00:22:16,216
The boys against the girls.
521
00:22:16,285 --> 00:22:18,485
Wait, wait, wait.
Cindy can't hop as far.
522
00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:20,766
Yeah, I have shorter legs.
523
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,003
Hold it, hold it, hold it!
524
00:22:25,027 --> 00:22:26,137
Come on, Cindy, we'll team up
525
00:22:26,161 --> 00:22:27,505
and we'll beat them.
I'll be the lineman.
526
00:22:27,529 --> 00:22:29,063
Bobby, come on.
527
00:22:29,131 --> 00:22:30,965
Hurry up.
528
00:22:31,033 --> 00:22:32,110
I'm going to start right away.
529
00:22:32,134 --> 00:22:35,652
On your marks, get set... go!
530
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:39,524
Look out!
531
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:40,875
No! Come on!
532
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,276
Move it, Jan!
533
00:22:42,345 --> 00:22:43,894
I won't! No! Move it.
534
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:46,480
No! Run along, Miss Only Child.
535
00:22:46,549 --> 00:22:49,850
Well, if I'm an only
child, this is my backyard.
536
00:22:52,021 --> 00:22:53,336
All right!
537
00:22:53,405 --> 00:22:56,056
I'll get out of your way
on a couple of conditions.
538
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,190
What?
539
00:22:57,259 --> 00:22:58,708
That you let me in the race.
540
00:22:58,777 --> 00:22:59,777
Yeah?
541
00:22:59,845 --> 00:23:01,345
And that you promise to be
542
00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:03,192
my brothers and sisters again.
543
00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:05,966
Are you sure that's
what you want, Jan?
544
00:23:06,035 --> 00:23:07,184
Positive.
545
00:23:07,252 --> 00:23:08,786
Once you've been pushed around
546
00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:10,398
by brothers and
sisters like you,
547
00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:12,022
you sure do miss it.
548
00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:13,368
Nice to have you back.
549
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,859
Hey, Jan, grab a sack.
550
00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:16,310
I'll be your partner!
551
00:23:16,379 --> 00:23:17,506
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
552
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,779
I forgot something.
I'll be right back.
553
00:23:21,417 --> 00:23:22,594
Hey, where are you going, honey?
554
00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:24,229
To call Donna to tell
her I can't stay over
555
00:23:24,253 --> 00:23:25,497
because I'm going
to the hoedown.
556
00:23:25,521 --> 00:23:26,832
Oh, that's terrific! Hey!
557
00:23:26,856 --> 00:23:28,789
Hey, I've got an idea.
558
00:23:28,858 --> 00:23:29,978
Is it okay if I invite Donna
559
00:23:30,026 --> 00:23:30,958
to come with us?
560
00:23:31,027 --> 00:23:32,237
Sure. That's a good idea.
561
00:23:32,261 --> 00:23:35,495
Good. Then she won't
be an only child, either.
562
00:23:35,564 --> 00:23:37,097
Hey, Alice.
563
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,210
Why don't you fill in for Jan?
564
00:23:38,234 --> 00:23:40,651
I need a partner.
565
00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:42,286
Oh, no. No thanks.
566
00:23:42,355 --> 00:23:43,832
Oh, go on, Alice. Oh, come on.
567
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:45,300
You can do it. Chicken,
chicken, chicken, chicken.
568
00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:47,164
All right, I'll give it a try.
569
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:51,506
Hey, what are we
standing here for?
570
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:52,608
That looks like fun.
571
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:53,997
Well, I'm game if you are.
572
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:55,499
Come on.
573
00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:59,386
On your mark, get set, go!
574
00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:23,972
I know why they only have
this hoedown once a year.
575
00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:25,373
Why? Whew! Takes that long
576
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:27,008
for your feet to recover.
577
00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:28,732
Okay, everybody,
it's been a big night.
578
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,133
Let's hit the sack.
579
00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:31,647
Okay, Dad, we'll
be up in a minute.
580
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,106
Hold it, gang, hold it!
581
00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:38,053
Now, look, I've had
a long, hard day,
582
00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:40,055
and I am pooped, so please,
until tomorrow morning,
583
00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:42,479
it's my turn to be invisible.
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