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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Honey, your head is drooping.
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Hmm?
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I said your head's drooping.
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Sweetheart, all
of me is drooping.
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Even Michelangelo went to bed.
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I thought your
sculpture class exhibit
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was on Saturday.
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It is, honey, but
it'll take a whole day
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to bake your head in the kiln.
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It has to be fired.
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Yeah. Listen, if I don't
get up in the morning
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and finish that design,
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my boss is going to fire me.
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Okay. You promise
you'll pose tomorrow?
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Yes, I promise.
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Gee, it's beginning to
look like a real head, huh?
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Yeah. Whose?
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Somebody's in the attic.
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Who could it be?
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I don't know.
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What?
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What is the matter?
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What happened?
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We saw a ghost!
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It was right outside the window.
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It was dancing in the tree.
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Calm down. It'll be all right.
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I didn't see a thing, Dad.
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It was the biggest
ghost you ever saw.
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Well, I think it was probably
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just the moonlight
shining in the trees.
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Well, no, Dad, we heard it, too.
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It was walking
around in the attic first.
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Oh, honey, on a dark,
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windy night, your imagination
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can play all sorts
of tricks on you.
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I didn't hear a thing, Mom.
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Well, we did.
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You were asleep while
it was walking around.
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Walking, dancing...
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Mike, that was a
very energetic ghost.
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I wonder why we can't
see it or hear it now?
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It's probably back
in the attic, resting.
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Well, there's one
way to find out:
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Go up in the attic
and take a look.
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No. Not me.
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I'll wait till morning.
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Kids, how many
times have I told you:
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There's no such
thing as a ghost.
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What's the matter, Mr. Brady?
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It's all right, Alice.
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The kids just thought
they saw a ghost outside.
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Oh... ghosts.
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There are no such things, kids.
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See?
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We saw it, Alice. Honest.
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Well, maybe I left
one of my nightgowns
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hanging on the wash line.
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That would scare
anybody in the dark.
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Oh, well, everything's
under control now, Alice.
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Thanks for checking.
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Let's have a look
in the attic, honey.
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Yeah, you kids go on to bed.
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We'll take care of it.
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Uh, what's... what's
happening, Dad?
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Nothing, boys. The
girls just had a little scare.
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Are they okay?
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Yes. They're fine.
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Go on back to bed.
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Look at me... I'm a ghost.
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Boy, we sure scared them.
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Yeah. Did you hear them scream?
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Shh! Shh!
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Now, I... I wonder
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who could have left
this window open.
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Hey, look.
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I think we found our ghost.
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So what did you find?
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Nothing... the creaking you
heard was the rocking chair.
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Yeah, but who was in it?
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Nobody.
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How do you know?
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Well, because the seat
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was all covered with dust.
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Ghosts don't leave any marks
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when they sit down.
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Everybody knows that.
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Okay, girls, there is
nothing in the attic,
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and there's nothing
in the trees outside,
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so let's all go
back to sleep, huh?
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Right... and dream
of nice things.
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Good night.
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Good night, girls.
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See you in the morning.
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Good night.
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You know, I think our ghosts
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are right in there.
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Mm-hmm. All three of them.
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You know what?
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I bet we don't see any
more ghosts tonight.
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What makes you so sure?
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I have a feeling
they've all gone to sleep.
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In the attic?
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No. Across the hall...
Greg, Peter and Bobby.
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I bet they rigged
up this whole thing.
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You're right!
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They're always
playing tricks on us.
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Those monsters.
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Are you sure?
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Tomorrow, we'll do
a little detective work,
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and I bet we can
prove this whole thing.
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That's right; we don't have
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any ghosts in our house.
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We have three rats.
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Jan, you look in the closet.
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Cindy, check under the beds.
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And I'll take the
dresser drawers.
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Okay.
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What are we looking for?
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I'm not sure, but
I bet we find it.
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Hey, I found something.
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What's a slide projector doing
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under Greg's bed?
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It's usually in the family room.
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Hey, there's a slide in it.
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Look at this!
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It's somebody with a
sheet over his head.
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Yeah, it's one of the
boys under a sheet.
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So that's how they did it.
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They aimed the projector
out of the window onto the tree.
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That's our ghost...
Peter with a sheet.
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But how do you explain
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the creaking in the attic?
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It still could have
been the rocking chair.
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The boys could have moved it
from down here with this rope.
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How?
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Well, let's say this
is the rocking chair,
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and they did this.
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It would rock.
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And when they finished,
the rope would disappear.
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That's really smart.
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What?
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Dirty, but smart.
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Dirty's right.
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We've got to get back
at them for what they did.
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Yeah, give them a dose
of their own medicine.
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Excuse me, folks.
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I hate to disturb
the artist at work,
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but you left the dinner
table before dessert.
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Mm, no, thanks,
Alice. Not for me.
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Yeah, well, I'll have mine.
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Mm-hmm!
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Oh, boy, that's
coming along just fine.
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Yeah. Thanks.
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Whoever it is.
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Mike, would you hold
your mouth still, please?
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Why don't you work
on the forehead?
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Honey, I have to work on the
whole face at the same time.
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Do an ear.
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Oh, Mike, please?
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Listen, I thought
it was the artist
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who was supposed to
starve... not the model.
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I'll give you a bite.
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No, thank you.
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Here it is!
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I haven't got enough hands.
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Here you go. Okay, Jan.
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Are you still scared, Cindy?
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Boy, I don't think
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I want to go to sleep tonight.
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How come?
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Because of that ghost.
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I think we ought to lock
our windows and doors.
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I think you girls
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are scaring yourselves worse
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than that nonexistent ghost did.
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No such thing as
ghosts, right, fellows?
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Right.
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Just the same,
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I'll never go in
that attic again.
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Me, neither... not
with that ghost around.
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Maybe we ought
to charge him rent.
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I'll bet you guys
wouldn't go up in the attic.
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She's putting us on.
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At night?
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With all the lights out?
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Anytime.
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I'll bet you guys wouldn't.
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I'll bet we would.
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Okay, I'll bet you my allowance
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you guys aren't brave enough
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to go up there
and spend a night.
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Me, too.
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Me, too.
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You're kidding.
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Your whole allowances?
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I'm not afraid
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of any ghost in the
attic, are you guys?
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No way. Of course not.
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Sounds like easy
money to me. Me, too.
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Okay, our allowance
against yours
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we won't spend
the night in the attic.
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All three of you, all night.
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Right!
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Right! Right! Right!
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Alice will hold the money.
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Fine.
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Please. Is it okay?
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I don't know.
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Whose idea was this?
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The girls.
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What a cinch bet.
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And it's for their own good.
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If we survive,
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they'll know the
attic isn't haunted.
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Oh, isn't that heroic of them?
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And who's going
to help the girls
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get over their disappointment
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when they lose their allowance?
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Poor, but wiser.
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Which is more important?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, what do you say, honey?
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Well... Come on.
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Since tomorrow isn't
a school day, okay.
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Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Mom.
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Thanks, Dad. Bye.
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It'll give the girls a
chance to get even, too.
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Yeah.
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I don't know what's
going to happen,
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but you can count on it.
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Okay, you guys,
that ought to do it.
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Well, thanks, Alice.
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I'd sure say the girls
made a sucker bet.
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Yeah, we should have
bet our allowances
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for the whole year!
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I can count the money now.
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Yeah, well, good night, guys,
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and don't be afraid of things
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that go bump in the night.
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Good night, Alice.
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Thanks.
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Okay, ghosts, come and get us.
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Bobby.
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What?
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Boo.
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Oh! Scared me.
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They're all up there.
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All systems are go.
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00:11:45,054 --> 00:11:48,055
You mean, all
systems are "ghost."
272
00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:24,441
I feel warm.
273
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:28,028
Very warm.
274
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:36,654
Air... I must have air.
275
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,622
Huh?
276
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:42,260
Let me out.
277
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,996
I must get out.
278
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,210
So get out and be quiet.
279
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,000
Huh?
280
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,214
I said go to sleep and be quiet.
281
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,670
What are you yelling about?
282
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:53,821
I am asleep.
283
00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:56,135
Then stop talking in your sleep.
284
00:12:56,159 --> 00:12:59,276
I'm burning up.
285
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:03,414
I've got to get out.
286
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,928
Bobby, will you stop blabbering!
287
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,452
I'm not blabbering!
288
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:12,089
I must have air.
289
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:15,259
Give me air.
290
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,740
Who said that?
291
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,398
I thought it was you.
292
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:29,974
Let me out.
293
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:41,969
I'm burning up.
294
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:46,957
I must rise and walk the night.
295
00:13:49,212 --> 00:13:51,546
I'm free.
296
00:13:51,614 --> 00:13:55,916
I'm free at last.
297
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,105
Greg! Greg, wake up!
298
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,774
Greg, wake up!
299
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:06,210
We got a real one! In the trunk!
300
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,578
What's going on?
301
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,304
Well, here it is... round two
302
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,848
of the battle of the ghosts.
303
00:14:25,648 --> 00:14:27,081
Boy, that was close!
304
00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:28,082
Where's Greg?
305
00:14:28,151 --> 00:14:30,284
Greg, are you still in there?
306
00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:32,330
Boys, boys, what's going on?
307
00:14:32,354 --> 00:14:33,666
There's a ghost
in the attic! What?
308
00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:35,122
It came out of the old trunk.
309
00:14:35,191 --> 00:14:37,892
What are guys doing down here?
310
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,460
It's safer down here
than it is up there.
311
00:14:40,529 --> 00:14:41,662
Then you lost the bet.
312
00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:43,058
You didn't stay
up there all night.
313
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,465
Who cares about losing a bet?
314
00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:47,351
We may have lost a brother.
315
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,804
Okay, kids, ghost time's over.
316
00:14:49,873 --> 00:14:50,805
Come on.
317
00:14:50,874 --> 00:14:52,154
For good. Come on.
318
00:15:13,195 --> 00:15:14,595
Cellophane wrapping paper...
319
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,096
two fish lines.
320
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,766
They go up over that
beam, out the window
321
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,735
and down to the girls' room.
322
00:15:21,871 --> 00:15:23,315
How did they get
the voice in the trunk?
323
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,605
Ah! Look.
324
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,674
Tape recorder.
325
00:15:26,743 --> 00:15:28,053
We ran the line down to our room
326
00:15:28,077 --> 00:15:29,654
and then we turned it
on when we were ready.
327
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,445
Very ingenious.
328
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,781
That's no fair. You tricked us.
329
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,327
Well, you tricked us.
330
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,052
Okay, everybody's
even now. Joke over.
331
00:15:38,121 --> 00:15:39,398
Yeah, fun is fun,
332
00:15:39,422 --> 00:15:41,634
but you know you
can carry joking too far.
333
00:15:41,658 --> 00:15:43,602
Somebody could
end up getting hurt.
334
00:15:43,626 --> 00:15:44,959
I want everybody to promise me
335
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,144
there's going to be no more
scaring each other, okay?
336
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,714
But the girls will
get our allowances.
337
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,316
May I remind you of
your famous quote?
338
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,987
"Poorer but wiser...
Which is more important?"
339
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,689
Zapped again.
340
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:03,305
Thanks, Alice.
341
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,429
I said all along it
was a sucker's bet.
342
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,732
You said they were
making the sucker's bet.
343
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,034
Anybody who believes
in ghosts is a sucker.
344
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,814
Alice, aren't you
scared of anything?
345
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:12,770
Nope.
346
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:13,871
Oh, come on.
347
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,317
What about horror
movies and vampires?
348
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:18,208
Oh, vampires give
me a pain in the neck.
349
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,989
That's pretty good.
350
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,274
What about werewolves?
351
00:16:22,298 --> 00:16:24,699
All bark, no bite.
352
00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:27,168
Boy, Alice, when
you're hot, you're hot.
353
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:31,605
All bark, no bite...
I don't believe her.
354
00:16:31,674 --> 00:16:32,874
Me, neither.
355
00:16:32,942 --> 00:16:34,987
I'll bet, if she saw
something really scary,
356
00:16:35,011 --> 00:16:38,479
she'd break the
record for the mile run.
357
00:16:38,548 --> 00:16:40,548
Hey... What?
358
00:16:40,617 --> 00:16:42,333
Want to try and make her run?
359
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,936
We promised Mom and
Dad no more scaring.
360
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,638
We promised we
wouldn't scare each other.
361
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:50,007
We didn't say
anything about Alice.
362
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,287
Brady residence.
363
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,422
Oh, hi, Sam.
364
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,293
Sure, I'd love to go
to a movie tonight.
365
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,828
Which one?
366
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,997
Well, uh... if it's my choice,
367
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:17,101
I'll take the drive-in movie
where we've both seen the movie.
368
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:20,805
Okay... bye, Sam.
369
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:24,942
Hi, Alice.
370
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,322
Oh, Mrs. Brady, I
didn't hear you drive up.
371
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,657
Let me give you a hand. Thanks.
372
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,492
You finished Mr. Brady's head.
373
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:32,116
Fresh out of the oven.
374
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,829
It looks more like it's
fresh out of the hospital.
375
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,619
Oh. Let's take it in
the living room, okay?
376
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:36,999
Mrs. Brady, if you
don't have anything
377
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,200
for me to do tonight,
378
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,501
I'd like to go to a
movie with Sam.
379
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:40,958
Oh, sure. Mr. Brady and I
380
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:42,626
are going to the
sculpture exhibit.
381
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,935
Oh, good. Careful, now. Careful.
382
00:17:46,516 --> 00:17:47,782
Perfect.
383
00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:49,160
Mom and Dad will
be gone all evening,
384
00:17:49,184 --> 00:17:50,662
and Alice will be out
for a couple of hours.
385
00:17:50,686 --> 00:17:51,952
That gives us plenty of time.
386
00:17:52,021 --> 00:17:53,788
Wait till Alice gets back.
387
00:17:53,856 --> 00:17:58,492
Yeah, let's see how she
really acts with ghosts.
388
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,355
I hope you win. Yeah, good luck.
389
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:01,623
Now, listen, if
you need anything,
390
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:02,980
Alice is at the movies,
391
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,459
and your mother and I
are at the exhibit, okay?
392
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:05,795
Be nice to one another.
393
00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:07,462
Don't fight. And don't
tear up the house.
394
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:08,419
All right, Dad. Good-bye.
395
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:09,420
Don't worry. See you later.
396
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:10,421
Have a good time. Bye-bye.
397
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:11,769
Bye. Bye-bye.
398
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:14,091
Let's get ready for Alice.
399
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,637
Boy, if Mom and Dad
ever find out... Yeah.
400
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,261
Look, there's no way.
401
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,762
Alice's movie is over at 9:15.
402
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,976
Mom and Dad won't be
back till way after that.
403
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,280
And Alice sure won't tell on us.
404
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,434
She couldn't.
405
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:24,646
When we get through with her,
406
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,437
she'll be s-s-speechless.
407
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,960
How does it look?
408
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,361
Real creepy.
409
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:36,430
Yeah. This ought
to flip Alice out.
410
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:40,184
Okay, give me the sheet.
411
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,020
Ah!
412
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,389
Okay.
413
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,558
Boy, this is going to scare her.
414
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,060
There.
415
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,062
How does that look?
416
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,842
It looks a little bit long.
417
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,131
Of course.
418
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,133
Did you ever see a
ghost in a mini-sheet?
419
00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:03,691
Okay, one more time.
420
00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:08,829
Okay, I think that's enough.
421
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,330
Boy, I scream great.
422
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,350
I almost scared myself.
423
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,969
This is really
going to work great.
424
00:19:15,972 --> 00:19:18,405
Okay, hurry up.
425
00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:23,510
Okay, it's all tied off.
426
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:24,612
Bring him up.
427
00:19:28,151 --> 00:19:30,751
This even looks spooky
going up in the light.
428
00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:34,155
Wait till Alice sees it
coming down in the dark.
429
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,592
Okay, now, Alice comes in,
430
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:40,594
and the room is dark.
431
00:19:40,662 --> 00:19:41,873
The lights won't work
432
00:19:41,897 --> 00:19:44,176
so she heads for
the fuse box like this.
433
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,810
When she gets just about here
434
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,114
I hit the skull light.
435
00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:48,335
And I flip the switch
436
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,736
and my scream goes off.
437
00:19:49,805 --> 00:19:50,937
You mean my scream.
438
00:19:51,007 --> 00:19:53,440
Alice turns towards
the screams like this...
439
00:19:53,509 --> 00:19:56,110
And we let the ghost
down the stairs. Right.
440
00:19:56,178 --> 00:19:57,822
Boy, I kind of wish it was
happening to me. Yeah.
441
00:19:57,846 --> 00:20:00,114
Okay, now everybody
in their places.
442
00:20:00,182 --> 00:20:01,415
We've spun our web.
443
00:20:01,484 --> 00:20:05,102
Now all we have to
do is wait for the fly.
444
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,611
I hope the kids are still up
445
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,046
so I can show them my ribbon.
446
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,270
They're probably in bed.
447
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:40,470
All the lights are out.
448
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:42,384
They couldn't have
been in bed long.
449
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,708
It's still early.
450
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:48,879
Just a second here.
451
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:50,997
Here comes Alice.
452
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,641
Guess who's at it again?
453
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:21,444
Oh, no... it's Mom and Dad.
454
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:22,979
Boy, are we in for it.
455
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:25,260
I think I'd better
go fix the lights
456
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,818
so we can see who to yell at.
457
00:21:45,455 --> 00:21:46,753
Who's that?
458
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,840
Is somebody there?
459
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:00,834
What...?
460
00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:02,102
What's this?
461
00:22:02,171 --> 00:22:03,370
Oh, no!
462
00:22:03,439 --> 00:22:04,439
Is that the bust?
463
00:22:04,507 --> 00:22:05,606
Mike's head!
464
00:22:05,675 --> 00:22:06,918
Mrs. Brady, I'm sorry.
465
00:22:06,942 --> 00:22:08,387
It looked like a real man
466
00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:09,571
there in the dark.
467
00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:11,557
Well, it wasn't
your fault, Alice.
468
00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:13,759
Was it, kids?
469
00:22:13,783 --> 00:22:17,618
No, sir. We had it all
rigged up to scare her.
470
00:22:17,687 --> 00:22:20,854
Like I said, if you
carry a joke too far...
471
00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:23,206
somebody can get hurt.
472
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:26,510
We never thought it
would be Dad's head.
473
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,130
Gee. It won a prize, too.
474
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:34,134
Well... so much for third place.
475
00:22:34,203 --> 00:22:35,813
All right, all
right, that does it.
476
00:22:35,837 --> 00:22:37,371
Everybody upstairs.
477
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,273
No allowance for two weeks...
478
00:22:39,341 --> 00:22:41,241
And that goes for all of you.
479
00:22:41,310 --> 00:22:42,543
Come on, come on.
480
00:22:44,746 --> 00:22:45,812
Come on.
481
00:22:48,317 --> 00:22:51,251
There goes my model airplane.
482
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,320
I guess we deserve it.
483
00:22:59,829 --> 00:23:02,530
That's one of my good sheets.
484
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:04,031
Oh...
485
00:23:06,002 --> 00:23:07,379
It's for my jelly bread.
486
00:23:07,403 --> 00:23:08,602
More coffee, anybody?
487
00:23:08,671 --> 00:23:10,148
No, Alice, thanks.
No, thanks, Alice.
488
00:23:10,172 --> 00:23:11,338
Gee, I feel so guilty
489
00:23:11,407 --> 00:23:12,818
about what happened
last night, folks.
490
00:23:12,842 --> 00:23:14,486
Ah... Alice, don't
worry about it.
491
00:23:14,510 --> 00:23:15,776
You'll both be happy to know
492
00:23:15,845 --> 00:23:19,563
I'm starting a
new project today.
493
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:20,675
We fixed it.
494
00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:22,177
We put Dad back together.
495
00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:26,453
Hey... Well, thanks for trying.
496
00:23:26,522 --> 00:23:28,889
Gosh, that looks
like I sometimes feel
497
00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:30,836
when I get up in the morning.
498
00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:32,560
Yes, it does.
499
00:23:43,689 --> 00:23:45,122
Hi, honey!
500
00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:50,127
Carol?
501
00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:54,397
Alice?
502
00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:56,316
In here, honey.
503
00:24:06,796 --> 00:24:10,798
Alice, what in the world
are you supposed to be?
504
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:14,701
I am a classical
Greek, Mr. Brady.
505
00:24:15,738 --> 00:24:17,437
I'm starting a new project.
506
00:24:17,506 --> 00:24:18,938
Oh, yeah?
507
00:24:19,007 --> 00:24:20,941
Yeah. I'm sculpting
a Greek statue.
508
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,043
What's it for?
509
00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:24,361
It's for the backyard.
510
00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:26,797
I'm going to put a
large bowl under it
511
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:28,966
and then I can use it
for one of two things.
512
00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:30,801
Such as?
513
00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:33,052
Well, for one, a birdbath.
514
00:24:34,356 --> 00:24:37,540
A birdbath.
515
00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:38,859
What else?
516
00:24:38,928 --> 00:24:42,295
Well, if I pucker up,
I can be a fountain.
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