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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Okay, you guys, up and at 'em.
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Come on, it's the
first day of school.
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Yeah, we'll be locked
up for the rest of the year.
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Ah, look at the bright side.
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It's only 111 more days
till Christmas vacation.
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I'll be finished in
a minute, Cindy.
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Don't rush.
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Well, you don't want to be late
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for the first day
of school, do you?
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Speak for yourself.
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Hi, Mom. Bye, Alice!
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Bye, kids, bye!
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Well, Alice, the
old production line
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hasn't lost its zip.
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Yeah, well, one more to go
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and then we're zipped up.
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Ooh! I think I better go see
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what's keeping Marcia.
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I just don't feel too well, Mom.
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Well, you don't
seem to have a fever.
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Does it hurt any place?
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Kind of all over.
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And I've got a funny
feeling in my stomach.
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What a shame!
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Your first day in
high school, too.
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I think I'd better
call the doctor.
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I'll be all right.
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I'll feel better
tomorrow, I'm sure.
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I'm not taking any
chances, Marcia.
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Please, Mom, I
don't need a doctor.
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Marcia, I know how much
you're looking forward
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to high school
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but if you're sick,
you need a doctor.
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Now just relax. I'll
be back in a minute.
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Now how will I convince
the doctor that I'm sick?
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The doctor should be
down any minute, Alice.
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Oh, I'm sure it's
nothing at all, Mrs. Brady.
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I wonder if Marcia
could have eaten
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something that
didn't agree with her.
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No offense, Alice.
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No offense.
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Besides, she ate
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exactly the same as
we all did last night
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except she skipped dessert.
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If anybody should
have an upset stomach
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it should be Bobby.
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He not only ate his dessert
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but he ate hers as well.
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Come to think of
it, he also ate mine.
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Mrs. Brady?
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Yes, Doctor?
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How is she?
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Mrs. Brady, there's not a thing
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wrong with Marcia...
Physically, that is.
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Well, what about
her upset stomach?
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I'd say it was nerves.
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She seems worried and
upset about something.
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Anything unusual happen lately?
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No, not that I can think of.
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Doctor, could the first
day in a new school
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cause this kind of reaction?
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Oh, indeed it could.
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This time of year, we have quite
an epidemic of "new schoolitis."
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Then that must be what it is.
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Well, there's no doubt about
it, then... there's your problem.
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Well, at least that gets
my pot roast off the hook.
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I'm sure you know
the prescription
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for new schoolitis, Mrs. Brady.
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Yes, I think I do, doctor.
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First thing in the morning
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have Marcia take a
good vigorous walk
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straight to her first class.
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Tomorrow?
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I don't think I can.
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It's not just my stomach.
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My throat feels
kind of scratchy.
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Marcia, the doctor
says there is no reason
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you can't go to school tomorrow.
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Honey, there's
nothing to be afraid of.
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Afraid?! Who's afraid?
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I am.
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Why?
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What is it, honey?
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It's this.
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What... your awards
from junior high?
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"Marcia Brady: debating team."
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"Editor of the Fillmore Flyer."
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"Senior class president."
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Well, honey, that just proves
that you were a very popular girl.
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"Were" is right.
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All my best years are behind me.
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Oh, come on, Marcia.
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You're going to
go to high school
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not a home for the aged.
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Besides, all my friends
are going to Tower High
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and I have to go to Westdale
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just because of the
dumb street we live on.
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That's it. That's
what I thought.
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Oh, honey, you'll make friends
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in high school in no time.
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I'll be a nobody.
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Marcia Brady: Miss Anonymous.
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Marcia, there's an old saying:
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You can't take a step forward
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with both feet
still on the ground.
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And it'll be a lot easier
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to take that first
step than you think.
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I'll try, but I'll bet my foot
lands right in my mouth.
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Hey!
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Hi!
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Hey, come over here.
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Guess what I'm doing.
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You're Dr. Frankenstein
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and you're building a monster.
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No, I joined the
science club at school
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and I'm building a volcano.
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And when I'm finished,
I can make it erupt.
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And when it erupts
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smoke's going to come out.
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Real molten lava's going
to ooze all over the place.
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Good luck.
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A word of advice.
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Any of that gets on the
patio, Alice will kill you.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Guess what I'm doing.
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You're building a chicken coop?
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No, I'm building a volcano.
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And when it's finished,
I can make it erupt,
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and smoke's gonna come out
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and lava's gonna
ooze all over the place.
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If you get any of that on
the patio, Alice will kill you.
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Hi.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Aw, you wouldn't be interested.
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How do you know?
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Because nobody
else around here is.
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Well, maybe we are. Yeah.
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Well, I joined the
science club at school
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and I'm building a volcano.
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And when I'm finished,
I can make it erupt.
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And when it erupts,
smoke will come out
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and lava's gonna
ooze all over the place.
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Boy, that sounds real neat.
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It does?
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Yeah. Can we help you?
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Sure.
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All right. Oh, good.
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But I got to warn you.
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If you get any on the
patio, Alice will kill you.
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Okay.
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Come on, let's go.
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Dad?
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Yeah?
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Mom said you
wanted to talk to me?
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Oh, yeah, Greg, listen.
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I want to talk to
you about Marcia.
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She's not real sick, is she?
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No, no, she's not sick at all.
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She's just so uptight
about high school
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she's come down with
some imaginary symptoms.
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What's she uptight about?
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She was a big
wheel in junior high.
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Well, you see,
that's the problem.
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I think she's afraid
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she'll develop a flat tire.
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That's so funny.
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But she shouldn't
have any problem.
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I mean, she's a cool chick.
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Well, I agree,
but she is worried.
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Hmm.
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You know something, Dad?
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Now that I think about it
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I was a little uptight
when I started there, too.
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All my friends went
to a different school.
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Well, it's the same with her
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so you know how she feels.
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Exactly.
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I had butterflies in my stomach
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I thought were woodpeckers.
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Greg, I think you
could help her.
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Introduce her
around a little bit.
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Sort of break the ice for her.
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Because once she gets started
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she'll be all right.
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Okay, Dad.
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Good man.
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In fact, football
practice starts tomorrow.
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That'd be a good chance
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to introduce her to
some of the guys.
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Hey, now that's a good idea.
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Marcia, could you hurry it up?
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I'd like to meet some
guys before first period.
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Do you mind if I
finish my breakfast?
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Not if it doesn't
turn into your lunch.
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Marcia, you had better
drink up. It's getting late.
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Yeah, come on.
Let's make tracks.
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Oh, wait a minute.
I forgot something.
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I'll be down in a minute.
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Mom... Okay.
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She's just stalling.
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All right, honey,
be patient with her.
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She'll make it.
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Yeah, okay.
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But if you want me to
introduce her around,
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I'd better do it before
I graduate next year.
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Oh, it's not that bad.
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No, that's definitely
junior high.
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That's not sophisticated either.
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You look like an immature child.
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Marcia, how about it?
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Just a minute!
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Well, if you can't
look sophisticated
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maybe you can act sophisticated.
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Marcia!
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I'm coming!
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I'm coming, Gregory.
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Well, how do you
like Westdale High?
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It's not much bigger
than a junior high.
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Is that the bell
for the first period?
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Relax, it's just a warning bell.
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Hi, Greg.
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Hi. Oh, hey, guys
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could you come
here for a minute?
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Listen, I'd like you to
meet my sister, Marcia.
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This is Tom Peterson
and Dick Corsup.
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Hi. Hi.
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I'm delighted to meet you, boys.
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Um, Marcia's just
starting here this term.
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Uh... it's so beneficial for me
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to be away from those
children in junior high
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and to be with people of
my own, uh... mature growth.
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Yeah... well, we
hope you like it
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here at Westdale.
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I'm positive
that'll be the case.
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I'm looking forward to
the... intellectual stimulation.
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Well, see you, boys.
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Bye.
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What's with your sister?
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I'm not sure that was my sister.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hi, Pete.
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Hey, how's your volcano coming?
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Great. Right now
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it's in what us scientists
call the "caldera stage."
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Caldera stage, huh?
265
00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:08,483
Looks more like it's in the
chicken wire period to me.
266
00:11:08,551 --> 00:11:10,851
Hi, honey, how'd school go?
267
00:11:12,222 --> 00:11:13,399
Gee, what's with her?
268
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,455
I don't know.
269
00:11:14,524 --> 00:11:15,567
When I'm finished
270
00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:17,069
I'm going to make it erupt.
271
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,592
Later, Peter, I think we got
272
00:11:18,661 --> 00:11:20,328
another eruption on our hands.
273
00:11:20,397 --> 00:11:23,531
And little puffs of smoke
are going to come out
274
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:26,667
and lava's going to
ooze all over the place.
275
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,240
Marcia?
276
00:11:32,309 --> 00:11:34,008
I want to talk to you.
277
00:11:35,212 --> 00:11:37,612
Honey, what happened
in school today?
278
00:11:37,647 --> 00:11:39,347
Nothing, Dad, zero.
279
00:11:39,416 --> 00:11:43,251
It started out terrible
and got worse.
280
00:11:45,222 --> 00:11:46,437
Greg?
281
00:11:47,524 --> 00:11:48,556
Greg?
282
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:49,823
What?
283
00:11:49,892 --> 00:11:52,126
What happened to
Marcia in school today?
284
00:11:52,195 --> 00:11:53,705
She acted like a jerk,
that's what happened.
285
00:11:53,729 --> 00:11:54,973
She made a jerk out of me.
286
00:11:54,997 --> 00:11:56,475
"It's so beneficial for me
287
00:11:56,499 --> 00:11:59,211
to be away from those
children in junior high."
288
00:11:59,235 --> 00:12:00,701
Wait a minute, I
don't understand.
289
00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:03,615
"I'm looking forward to
the intellectual stimulation."
290
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,251
Oh! I wish you hadn't asked me
291
00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:06,552
to introduce her around.
292
00:12:06,576 --> 00:12:08,292
So that's why you did it.
293
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:11,613
Even my own father
knew I wouldn't be popular.
294
00:12:11,681 --> 00:12:12,947
I hate high school!
295
00:12:13,016 --> 00:12:15,516
I hate it! I hate it!
296
00:12:29,199 --> 00:12:30,297
Marcia?
297
00:12:30,366 --> 00:12:32,299
Can we come in for a minute?
298
00:12:32,368 --> 00:12:34,702
Door's open.
299
00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:39,807
Honey, I'm sorry.
300
00:12:39,876 --> 00:12:41,308
I was only trying to be helpful
301
00:12:41,377 --> 00:12:42,977
when I asked Greg
to introduce you
302
00:12:43,046 --> 00:12:44,212
to kids at school.
303
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,764
You yourself said you
didn't know anybody.
304
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,317
It never entered our minds
305
00:12:49,385 --> 00:12:51,753
that you wouldn't find
friends or be popular.
306
00:12:51,822 --> 00:12:55,173
I guess I'm uptight about it.
307
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,707
I'm sorry.
308
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,937
It just looked like everybody
thought I'd be a washout.
309
00:12:58,961 --> 00:13:02,113
No way... not if
you'll just be yourself.
310
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:03,648
I was trying to act
311
00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:05,661
mature and sophisticated.
312
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,252
Oh, boy!
313
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,187
You know what I actually
said to Greg's friends?
314
00:13:11,608 --> 00:13:15,059
"I'm looking forward to
the intellectual stimulation."
315
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,378
When I think
about it, I get sick.
316
00:13:17,447 --> 00:13:19,881
Well, honey, try
not to think about it.
317
00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:22,784
Marcia, you'll have
lots of friends at school
318
00:13:22,853 --> 00:13:24,468
before you know it.
319
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,137
Sure. Especially
if you get involved
320
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:27,304
in school activities.
321
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:28,706
Yeah, join a club...
322
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:31,020
You know, something that
you're really interested in.
323
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,810
It's a good idea.
324
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,690
You really said,
"I'm looking forward
325
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:35,813
to the intell..."?
326
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,148
You really said it.
327
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:42,031
More mud.
328
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:42,987
More mud.
329
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,989
Mud coming up.
330
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,871
That might be a little too much.
331
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,175
Come on, I want it.
332
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,162
Before it dries.
333
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,164
Coming. It won't dry.
334
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,499
Boy, science is great.
335
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,001
Yeah.
336
00:13:57,070 --> 00:14:00,337
Pete, are you going to
get your volcano to work?
337
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:01,939
I got it all figured out.
338
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,440
How?
339
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,942
I got it all figured out.
340
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,443
How?
341
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,946
I told ya... I got
it all figured out.
342
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,281
I see.
343
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,961
You don't have
it all figured out.
344
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,480
Sure he's got
it all figured out.
345
00:14:14,504 --> 00:14:15,386
How do you know?
346
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,871
He told me.
347
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,606
Yeah. You just wait and see.
348
00:14:18,674 --> 00:14:20,774
Little puffs of smoke
are going to come out,
349
00:14:20,843 --> 00:14:23,944
and lava's going to ooze
out and run down the sides.
350
00:14:24,014 --> 00:14:26,114
It's going to be sensational.
351
00:14:26,182 --> 00:14:28,682
Let me know when
you get it all figured out.
352
00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:32,453
More mud. More mud.
353
00:14:32,522 --> 00:14:34,122
Mud coming up.
354
00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:36,168
Are you covering
the volcano with mud,
355
00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:37,836
or is the volcano covering you?
356
00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:39,338
We've been working hard, Alice.
357
00:14:39,362 --> 00:14:41,173
Well, it's about
two hours till dinner,
358
00:14:41,197 --> 00:14:43,009
and if you start
cleaning up right now,
359
00:14:43,033 --> 00:14:44,843
you might possibly
make it by dessert.
360
00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:46,367
Inside.
361
00:14:47,503 --> 00:14:48,636
Go. Go.
362
00:14:48,705 --> 00:14:49,637
Come on, you guys.
363
00:14:49,706 --> 00:14:51,350
We'll finish the volcano later.
364
00:14:51,374 --> 00:14:53,185
If they get any more
dirt on the patio,
365
00:14:53,209 --> 00:14:54,642
I'm going to kill them.
366
00:15:04,086 --> 00:15:05,086
Greg?
367
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,154
Yeah?
368
00:15:06,222 --> 00:15:07,988
Can I talk to you for a minute?
369
00:15:08,057 --> 00:15:09,957
What about?
370
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,262
I just wanted to say I'm sorry
371
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,331
if I made you feel embarrassed.
372
00:15:17,399 --> 00:15:19,767
I know you were
only trying to help.
373
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,268
It's okay.
374
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,938
But from now on,
be yourself, okay?
375
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:28,092
I really acted like a jerk
in front of your friends.
376
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,627
Yeah, you did, but
don't worry about it.
377
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,114
Sometimes they
act kind of jerky, too.
378
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,849
I guess I'll feel more at home
379
00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:36,595
after I get to know
some of the kids.
380
00:15:36,619 --> 00:15:37,468
Sure.
381
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:38,453
And you know what?
382
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,598
I'm going to get in involved
383
00:15:39,622 --> 00:15:40,832
in some of the
school activities.
384
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:41,856
Maybe join a club.
385
00:15:41,891 --> 00:15:43,123
There's plenty of 'em.
386
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,837
Just look at that
bulletin board.
387
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,778
First week of school, all the
clubs have their notices up.
388
00:15:57,223 --> 00:16:00,624
Ceramics... that
club sounds like fun.
389
00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:03,928
Well, hardly anyone
joins that one.
390
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:07,198
Scuba's one of the
most popular clubs.
391
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:09,500
Karate's very popular, too.
392
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:10,768
Well, see ya.
393
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,203
Bye.
394
00:16:36,812 --> 00:16:37,856
Hi.
395
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,147
Hi.
396
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:40,935
Listen, when are you
kids going to start...?
397
00:16:46,055 --> 00:16:48,772
It's me, Alice.
398
00:16:50,693 --> 00:16:52,243
For a minute there,
399
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:56,263
I thought it was the Creature
from the Black Lagoon.
400
00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:58,177
They loaned me the
outfit from the scuba club.
401
00:16:58,201 --> 00:16:59,467
I'm just seeing if it fits.
402
00:16:59,536 --> 00:17:00,818
Hmm.
403
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:03,253
Whoops.
404
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:04,967
My sister, the frog lady.
405
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,802
It's hard to walk in these.
406
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,226
You're not supposed
to walk in them.
407
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,574
You're supposed to swim in them.
408
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,123
Well, that's going to
be kind of hard to do
409
00:17:11,147 --> 00:17:12,413
here in the bedroom.
410
00:17:12,481 --> 00:17:14,181
What did you join
the scuba club for?
411
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,816
I hate the idea of
going underwater,
412
00:17:15,885 --> 00:17:18,836
but scuba's one of the
most popular clubs in school.
413
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,439
Maybe so. They wouldn't
get me into one of those suits,
414
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:22,773
even if they promised me
415
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,709
mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation with Cary Grant.
416
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:44,795
Sorry.
417
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:45,963
Don't tell me.
418
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:47,464
It's the William
Tell Club, right?
419
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:48,643
How'd you guess?
420
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,668
I just took a shot in the dark.
421
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,752
Ha!
422
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,638
Ha!
423
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,140
Ha!
424
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,474
Ha!
425
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:58,854
Ha! Ha! Watch it.
426
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,744
Ooh, you must be very noisy
427
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,746
with that whole club
ha-ing at the same time.
428
00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:04,827
I feel pretty
silly doing it, too.
429
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,018
Well, as long as you enjoy it.
430
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,419
I'm not sure I do,
431
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,599
but it's a very popular club.
432
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,156
Ha!
433
00:18:13,576 --> 00:18:15,542
Well, get a load of you.
434
00:18:15,611 --> 00:18:16,944
What's so funny?
435
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,457
I guess you just don't make
436
00:18:18,481 --> 00:18:19,491
the karate scene.
437
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,061
Ha! Ha! Ho! Ha! Ha! Ha!
438
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,987
Thanks a lot, Greg.
439
00:18:26,055 --> 00:18:28,072
Ha!
440
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:33,660
It really works!
441
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,806
There's a great
special on TV tonight.
442
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:47,186
Yeah, I read about it.
443
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:51,211
I wonder what channel... Hi.
444
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:56,984
Honey, what in the
world are you doing?
445
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,219
I'm practicing
for the yoga club.
446
00:18:59,288 --> 00:19:01,221
Don't overdo it.
447
00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:03,608
Hey, can I have a
meeting here tomorrow?
448
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:04,742
Then we can see
449
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,726
the whole club
standing on its head.
450
00:19:06,795 --> 00:19:08,228
It's not a meeting
of the yoga club.
451
00:19:08,298 --> 00:19:09,563
It's just the judging committee
452
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:10,731
of the Westdale Boosters.
453
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,166
They're really
something special.
454
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,568
Another club, Marcia?
455
00:19:14,637 --> 00:19:16,665
The Boosters are
the most popular club,
456
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,923
and they only take in
three freshmen a year,
457
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,969
and I'll know tomorrow
if they'll accept me.
458
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,594
Honey, aren't you
spreading yourself a little thin?
459
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:26,564
I mean, scuba, archery,
ceramics, yoga, karate,
460
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,432
and now the Westdale Busters?
461
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,767
Boosters. Uh, Boosters.
462
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:33,503
You left out stamp
collecting and drama.
463
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:37,575
Uh... You look a little shorter.
464
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,710
I'm only doing what you said...
465
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,707
Getting involved
with the kids at school.
466
00:19:41,731 --> 00:19:44,231
Yeah, we did say that.
467
00:19:44,299 --> 00:19:46,617
Well, thanks about the
club meeting tomorrow.
468
00:19:47,636 --> 00:19:48,981
Well, the only thing left
469
00:19:49,005 --> 00:19:50,482
is the boys' swimming team.
470
00:19:50,506 --> 00:19:53,040
Oh, don't give her any ideas.
471
00:19:58,981 --> 00:19:59,981
Okay, stand back.
472
00:20:00,049 --> 00:20:01,749
I've got to see what I'm doing.
473
00:20:01,818 --> 00:20:04,719
Okay, now, when I connect
these two little wires...
474
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,854
Little puffs of smoke
will come out...
475
00:20:06,923 --> 00:20:08,272
And lava will ooze out...
476
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,452
All over the sides
of the volcano.
477
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:12,309
You told us a hundred times.
478
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,810
Now do it with the volcano
479
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,396
and not your mouth.
480
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,798
Okay... now, you're ready?
481
00:20:17,867 --> 00:20:19,033
Yes, we're ready.
482
00:20:19,102 --> 00:20:22,653
Okay... one, two...
483
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,071
You're sure you're ready?
484
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:25,539
Ready. Ready. Ready.
485
00:20:25,608 --> 00:20:26,657
Come on, let's go.
486
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,675
Okay.
487
00:20:28,745 --> 00:20:29,745
Three.
488
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,050
Great volcano, Peter. Great.
489
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,406
Wonderful. Really good.
490
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:44,552
Wonderful piece of
equipment. See ya later.
491
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:45,671
See ya later.
492
00:20:45,695 --> 00:20:46,827
Hey, maybe there's just
493
00:20:46,895 --> 00:20:48,323
something wrong
with the battery.
494
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,113
Wait till I get a new battery.
495
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,682
It will work like crazy.
496
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,526
Oh, I thought it would be nice
497
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,895
to have the meeting
out here on the patio.
498
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,000
What's that?
499
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,780
Oh... my brother's volcano.
500
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,321
Couldn't we get rid
of it for the meeting?
501
00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:16,690
It looks so... dirty.
502
00:21:16,759 --> 00:21:18,587
Well, he's kind of
still working on it,
503
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,155
and I'd hate to
have him move it.
504
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:22,079
Well, I guess it's all right.
505
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:23,513
Gather around, Boosters.
506
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:26,022
Yeah, everybody take a seat.
507
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,655
Marcia, we discussed
your application,
508
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,157
voted on it,
509
00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:36,060
and I'm happy to say,
decided to accept you
510
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,973
as a member of the Boosters.
511
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,464
Oh! Wow.
512
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:44,168
I don't know what to say,
except that I'm honored.
513
00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:45,237
You should be.
514
00:21:45,288 --> 00:21:47,020
We're a very special group,
515
00:21:47,089 --> 00:21:50,274
and we only associate
with certain kinds of kids.
516
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:52,243
Certain kinds of kids?
517
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,494
You know... Kids
who are our equals.
518
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:57,698
You can only date boys
who are lettermen on teams
519
00:21:57,766 --> 00:21:59,834
or in the top
ten of their class.
520
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,782
And then when you...
521
00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:05,189
Peter, we're having a meeting.
522
00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:06,273
That's okay.
523
00:22:06,342 --> 00:22:07,342
I just want to see
524
00:22:07,376 --> 00:22:08,642
if this new battery works.
525
00:22:11,397 --> 00:22:12,746
As I was saying,
526
00:22:12,815 --> 00:22:14,492
we have a certain
image to present,
527
00:22:14,516 --> 00:22:16,984
so you'll have to check
with us on what you wear.
528
00:22:17,053 --> 00:22:18,218
What I wear?
529
00:22:18,287 --> 00:22:20,103
Hey, everybody, come
over here and watch this.
530
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,211
Okay, here she goes.
531
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:34,151
It works... it works!
532
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:37,454
Now watch the lava ooze out.
533
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,352
Do we have to be interrupted
534
00:22:40,376 --> 00:22:42,696
by that childish toy?
535
00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,443
Peter, turn it off!
536
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:01,962
Boy, did it ever work!
537
00:23:06,368 --> 00:23:07,513
You stupid kid!
538
00:23:07,537 --> 00:23:10,004
You want to see
something stupid?
539
00:23:10,072 --> 00:23:11,939
You should see your face.
540
00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:19,096
What in the world happened?
541
00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:20,530
My volcano worked.
542
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,162
Yeah, like Mount Vesuvius.
543
00:23:24,186 --> 00:23:26,353
I guess I need
a smaller battery.
544
00:23:26,422 --> 00:23:28,666
I'll get some
towels, Mrs. Brady.
545
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:32,303
If you think this is so funny
546
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:35,073
I'm not too sure you're
the type for the Boosters.
547
00:23:35,097 --> 00:23:36,529
I'm sure I'm not the type
548
00:23:36,598 --> 00:23:38,398
because I do
think this is funny.
549
00:23:38,467 --> 00:23:40,212
Come on, Boosters. Let's go.
550
00:23:40,236 --> 00:23:42,702
Oh, girls, we're getting
you some towels.
551
00:23:42,772 --> 00:23:45,305
No, thank you, Mrs. Brady.
552
00:23:45,374 --> 00:23:46,654
You know, Mom,
553
00:23:46,708 --> 00:23:48,353
you and Dad were right
about my overdoing it.
554
00:23:48,377 --> 00:23:50,021
I was doing anything
and everything
555
00:23:50,045 --> 00:23:51,611
just to be popular.
556
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,314
Well, dear, you were
trying for instant popularity.
557
00:23:54,383 --> 00:23:57,317
Like we said, just be
yourself, and you'll be popular.
558
00:23:57,386 --> 00:23:58,919
Dirty, but popular.
559
00:23:58,988 --> 00:24:00,404
I'm giving up all my clubs
560
00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:02,555
except for the one
that I really like.
561
00:24:02,624 --> 00:24:04,041
Ceramics?
562
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:07,778
Hmm, they use clay,
don't they, in ceramics?
563
00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:10,163
Come on, let's try and
get you cleaned up.
564
00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,977
He was right.
565
00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:43,714
It really works.
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