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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Hi, Marcia.
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Hi, honey.
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Something wrong, huh, Marcia?
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Oh, there sure is!
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My senior class just played
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the dirtiest trick
I've ever heard of!
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Oh, yeah? What kind of trick?
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Well, the kids at
school, they just...
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I'm so mad, I can't
even talk about it!
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Marcia.
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Yes?
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Honey, I think
you'd better tell us
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what this is all about.
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What was the trick
your senior class pulled?
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Well, this afternoon,
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my class had nominations
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for the hostess for
Senior Banquet Night.
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They nominated two girls,
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and one of them
was Molly Webber.
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And you think you deserved it?
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No. That's not the point.
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Well, then, what's the matter?
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Molly's the matter.
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Poor Molly.
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She's not really
that attractive.
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She's the shiest, the most...
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She's completely wrong to
be the Banquet Night hostess.
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Well, then why did
the kids nominate her?
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For a joke... a terrible joke.
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The other girl they
nominated... Patty Holbert...
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Is the most popular
girl in the class.
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Does this girl Molly
know it's a joke?
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No. Not yet.
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She was so thrilled
to be nominated
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that it went right
over her head.
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And when the teacher
selection committee
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interviews Patty and
Molly for their choice...
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poor Molly, she'll be
sorry she was ever born.
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Well, if you're
so upset about it,
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maybe you can think
of a way to help her.
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Right. You know, lots
of people blow off steam
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about something
they think is wrong,
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but very few people
are willing to get involved
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and do something about it.
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I'm willing to get involved.
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Then give it some
thought, honey.
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Well, that's it,
Alice... six lunches.
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I got one corned beef
sandwich left over.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
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We'll recycle it tomorrow
and use it for hash.
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Alice!
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What's for lunch?
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You'll find out when
you get to school.
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Bye-bye. Have a good day.
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Boy, you need a crossing guard
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for the kitchen, Mrs. Brady.
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Mom, I've been
thinking and thinking,
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and I can't think of a way
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to help Molly Webber.
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I know a way.
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What? Tell me.
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Put a bag over her head.
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That'd be a big help.
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Peter, that's not nice.
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I'm afraid that's what all the
kids think about Molly, Mom.
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Well, honey,
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not everybody can
be a raving beauty.
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Right. Just ask my mirror.
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It's not just her looks so much.
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It's the way she
talks, and her shyness,
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and she's so awkward.
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I just wish I could
think of a way
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to make her more attractive
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to the teacher
selection committee.
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Ah, that kind of magic
only happens in the movies.
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Well, bye.
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Bye.
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The movies!
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Hey, wait a minute!
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Do you remember My Fair Lady?
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Well, remember
how Professor Higgins
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took the plain,
cockney flower girl
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and changed her into a
beautiful, cultured lady?
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Oh, yeah.
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I saw that picture four times.
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Well, maybe I could
do that in real life.
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Hey, maybe you could.
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Listen, there's an article
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in one of my magazines
about improving yourself.
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Maybe that would help.
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I'll get started
on it right away.
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I'll bring her
home after school.
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Honey, don't hurt
her feelings, okay?
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Okay. I'll ease into it.
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Bye.
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Come on, Molly.
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Here's Molly.
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Molly, I'd like you
to meet my brothers,
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Greg and Bobby,
and you know Peter.
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Hi, Molly. Hi. Hi.
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Hello.
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We're studying together.
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That's nice.
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Come on, Molly.
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Didn't I tell you
she was a wipeout?
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She's not too bad-looking.
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She isn't too
good-looking, either.
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Is that Molly Webber?
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Yes, so remember,
she's very shy,
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So, if you're going to
say anything at all to her,
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say something nice.
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Okay.
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Hi. Hi.
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Oh, Molly, you know Jan.
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Hi, Molly.
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Hi.
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This is my sister, Cindy.
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Hello, Molly.
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So nice to meet you.
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We always like nice
people to visit us.
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That's a very nice
dress you're wearing.
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And nice glasses, too.
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You really look nice today,
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even though I never
met you before.
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Hey, honey, what smells so good?
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It pulled my nose
right out of the den.
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Uh-uh-uh-uh. Mm...
That pot and that pot
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will just have to
stew another hour.
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
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Molly, I'd like you
to meet my parents.
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Hi, Molly. Hi, Molly.
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Hi.
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We're going to do some
homework together.
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Would you care for a snack
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before you start, Molly?
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No, thank you, ma'am.
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Well, just make
yourself at home.
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Come on, Molly.
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Oops.
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Oh! I'm so sorry!
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Oh, honey, that's okay.
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I mean, really, I am sorry.
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But, Molly, it could
happen to anybody.
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Come on.
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That kid's afraid
of her own shadow.
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Yeah, I'm afraid
Professor Marcia Higgins
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has her work cut out for her.
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I'm the clumsiest
creature on Earth.
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Oh, I've done that
millions of times.
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I can't imagine why
the girls nominated me
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to be hostess at
the Senior Banquet.
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But they did, and I think
that's a terrific honor.
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But I know I don't have
a chance to win that.
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Now, that's the wrong attitude.
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You've got to be positive.
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I am positive... positive
I'm going to lose.
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Sally Holbert's
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the most popular
girl in the class.
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Well, I think you
have a good chance...
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if you really care.
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I do care.
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This is the biggest thing
that's ever happened in my life.
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But look at me.
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Well, Molly, you
could do lots of things
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to improve yourself,
if you really tried.
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I could?
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Sure!
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For one thing, would you mind
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taking off your glasses?
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Why, you've got beautiful eyes,
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but they're hidden
behind these glasses.
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Have you ever thought
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of wearing contact lenses?
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Well, I've got some, but
I figured, what's the use?
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It's like trying to make a
scarecrow win a beauty contest.
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Molly...
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there's other things
that you can do, too,
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that will really help.
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You think so?
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Come on, by next
Monday, the kids at school
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are going to see
a brand-new Molly.
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I hope so.
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I sure will be glad to
get rid of the old one.
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Hi, there!
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Hi, there, Marcia.
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Molly, you have
to look at people
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when you talk to them.
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Once more, louder, and smile.
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Be friendly.
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Hi there, Marcia.
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Well, that was better.
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Now, straighten your
back, and remember,
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the key words are
"poise" and "dignity".
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Poise and dignity.
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Right, so stand up
straight and proud.
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That's it.
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Now, chest out.
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It is out.
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Okay.
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Hi, there, Molly.
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Hi, there, Marcia.
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Good.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Hi, there.
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Hi.
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How you doing?
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Molly?
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Wow!
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You look great!
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Not at all like you!
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I mean... That's okay.
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See you.
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Did I say she was a wipeout?
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Yeah, well, I just
wiped her back in.
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Who is it?
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It's me, Mrs. Brady. Molly.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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Come on in.
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Hi.
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Molly, you look lovely!
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Thanks. I'm supposed
to meet Marcia here.
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I'm sorry, honey,
she isn't home yet.
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May I help you?
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Well, be careful, now.
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Don't worry, I've
given up clumsy.
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I just can't get over the
change in you, Molly.
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Thank you. It's sort
of a trial run for me.
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I'm going to school tomorrow
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for the first time
as the new me.
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I'm sure all the kids in
school are in for a big surprise.
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And it's all due to Marcia.
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You can wait upstairs
in her room if you like.
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Jan and Cindy are up there.
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Thank you.
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Hi, Alice. Hi.
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Molly?
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Molly. Hi.
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Well, Alice, what do you think
of the preview of the new Molly?
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Preview? That's opening night.
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Thank, Alice.
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Hmm!
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Oh!
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Hi!
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Hello.
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Molly?
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Nice to see you
again, Mr. Brady.
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Nice to see you, too.
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Ninety... Hi!
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Hi.
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00:11:47,056 --> 00:11:49,324
Wow, Molly, you're
all put together.
270
00:11:49,392 --> 00:11:50,969
Marcia really did it all.
271
00:11:50,993 --> 00:11:52,705
I wish she'd do that to me.
272
00:11:52,729 --> 00:11:53,828
When you're ready.
273
00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:54,829
I'm ready, I'm ready.
274
00:11:54,897 --> 00:11:55,830
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
275
00:11:55,898 --> 00:11:56,997
Hey, you guys, get out.
276
00:11:57,066 --> 00:12:00,067
Molly and I have
some work to do. Okay.
277
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,004
I'm really ready!
278
00:12:04,073 --> 00:12:06,106
Out!
279
00:12:06,175 --> 00:12:07,420
Well, what's there left to do?
280
00:12:07,444 --> 00:12:09,109
Your speech for the
selection committee.
281
00:12:09,178 --> 00:12:10,489
You're going to help me with it?
282
00:12:10,513 --> 00:12:11,779
Right now.
283
00:12:11,848 --> 00:12:13,158
Marcia, I really don't know
284
00:12:13,182 --> 00:12:14,327
how to thank you,
285
00:12:14,351 --> 00:12:15,677
but I'll pay you back some way.
286
00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:16,801
You can pay me back
287
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,670
by being selected as hostess.
288
00:12:23,626 --> 00:12:25,460
Hi, honey!
289
00:12:25,528 --> 00:12:26,528
Hi.
290
00:12:26,596 --> 00:12:28,996
Well?
291
00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:30,476
Well, come on and tell me.
292
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,883
What happened at
school today with Molly.
293
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:35,687
Everybody thought
Molly was a knockout.
294
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,500
Well, you don't seem
very excited about it.
295
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,774
It's something else.
296
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,141
What?
297
00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:42,477
Well, Patty Holbert,
298
00:12:42,545 --> 00:12:43,811
the girl running against Molly,
299
00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,145
had to drop out.
300
00:12:45,214 --> 00:12:46,547
Her folks are
going on a vacation,
301
00:12:46,616 --> 00:12:48,816
and she won't be
here for Banquet Night.
302
00:12:48,885 --> 00:12:50,095
That's terrific.
303
00:12:50,119 --> 00:12:51,880
Then Molly will be the hostess.
304
00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:53,121
It doesn't work like that.
305
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,488
Now the number-three girl...
306
00:12:54,557 --> 00:12:56,724
The one that was
nominated as the alternate...
307
00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:58,837
Has to move up and
compete against Molly.
308
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,227
Who's that?
309
00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:02,313
Meet number three.
310
00:13:08,304 --> 00:13:09,770
What a dumb predicament.
311
00:13:09,839 --> 00:13:11,705
I go all out to help Molly win,
312
00:13:11,774 --> 00:13:13,841
and now I have
to run against her.
313
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:15,593
What am I going to do, Mom?
314
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,111
Well, I...
315
00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:19,547
I guess there's only
one thing I can do...
316
00:13:19,616 --> 00:13:21,182
Drop out.
317
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:24,168
If I happen to beat Molly,
it would just crush her.
318
00:13:25,621 --> 00:13:26,832
Well, then, why don't you...
319
00:13:26,856 --> 00:13:28,956
On the other hand, I'd
just love to be hostess.
320
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,124
It's a big event.
321
00:13:30,193 --> 00:13:31,473
Well, in that case...
322
00:13:31,527 --> 00:13:33,260
But I couldn't do that to Molly.
323
00:13:33,329 --> 00:13:35,462
It means so much
to her to be hostess.
324
00:13:35,531 --> 00:13:36,642
Oh. Well...
325
00:13:36,666 --> 00:13:38,010
But it means a lot
to me, too, you know.
326
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,300
It's quite an honor.
327
00:13:39,368 --> 00:13:40,818
Oh. Well...
328
00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:43,321
But I'd be miserable
if I did that to Molly.
329
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:44,989
I'm going to drop out.
330
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:46,657
I'll tell her at
school tomorrow.
331
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:47,869
You do that.
332
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,160
I feel much better now.
333
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,495
Thanks for all your help, Mom.
334
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,374
Oh, well, that's
what mothers are for.
335
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,565
Bye.
336
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,777
Marcia!
337
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,757
Marcia, you haven't
told Molly, have you,
338
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,493
about your dropping
out for hostess?
339
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,782
No. I haven't seen her yet.
340
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,162
Good, then I caught you in time.
341
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,285
What do you mean?
342
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,564
There's fantastic news.
343
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,916
I was just in the
principal's office,
344
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,383
and I happened to
overhear something.
345
00:14:18,407 --> 00:14:19,790
There's gonna be a change
346
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,937
in the guest of honor in
your Senior Banquet Night.
347
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,744
You mean it's not
going to be the principal?
348
00:14:23,813 --> 00:14:25,113
No. It's going to be
349
00:14:25,181 --> 00:14:27,648
Colonel Dick
Whitfield, the astronaut.
350
00:14:27,717 --> 00:14:28,966
Colonel Whitfield!
351
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,968
The one who's going to the moon
352
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,937
on one of the new missions?
353
00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:34,171
You're kidding.
354
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,790
It's true.
355
00:14:35,858 --> 00:14:37,570
He's the most famous
graduate of this school.
356
00:14:37,594 --> 00:14:38,837
He's gonna be
the guest of honor.
357
00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:40,360
Isn't that fabulous?
358
00:14:40,429 --> 00:14:41,979
It's terrible.
359
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,425
Terrible? Colonel Whitfield
360
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,461
is going to escort the
hostess on Banquet Night.
361
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:46,817
That's what makes it terrible.
362
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,052
It won't be me.
363
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,698
You mean you're
still gonna drop out?
364
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,472
Jan, I can't change my mind now,
365
00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:53,808
not if I know what
I'm doing is right.
366
00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:54,976
I'd be miserable.
367
00:14:55,045 --> 00:14:56,372
Well, look, you'll be miserable
368
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,123
if you're not the
hostess, too, won't you?
369
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,414
Jan, I just have to drop out.
370
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,251
Well, I hope you know
what you're doing.
371
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:07,671
I do. It's just harder
now, that's all.
372
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,112
Hi, Suzanne.
373
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,258
Hi, Molly.
374
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,105
It's terrific the way
you've changed.
375
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:14,595
We were just talking about it.
376
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,308
Thanks. See you in class.
377
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,015
Bye. Bye.
378
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:23,454
Hi, Molly.
379
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:24,622
Hi, Marcia.
380
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,290
Like my new outfit?
381
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,725
It's really pretty.
382
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,409
Everybody thinks so.
383
00:15:29,478 --> 00:15:32,463
Did you hear about the new
guest of honor for Banquet Night?
384
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:33,948
Isn't that fantastic?
385
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:37,551
Yeah, it will be a really
exciting evening for you.
386
00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:41,606
Well, the teachers haven't
made the final selection yet.
387
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,092
Well, Molly, I'm dropping out.
388
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,454
You see, I'm already on
389
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:46,688
the yearbook committee
390
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,857
and the graduation
exercise committee.
391
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,432
And, well, I've just got
so many things to do.
392
00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:52,783
Oh, that's too bad.
393
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,952
You would have
made it a close race.
394
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,754
What do you mean, "close race"?
395
00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,674
Well, it's amazing how
popular I've become,
396
00:15:59,743 --> 00:16:02,292
now that I've changed
my looks and personality.
397
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,695
The whole school
is talking about me.
398
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,181
Well, you did have a
little help, you know.
399
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:10,952
Marcia, it doesn't make any
difference how I got there.
400
00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:13,154
The point is that I've arrived.
401
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:17,141
Wow! I guess you think
you could beat me easily.
402
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,709
Why else would you drop out?
403
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,646
You wouldn't be too busy
if you thought you could win
404
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,415
and be escorted by an astronaut.
405
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,462
Well, maybe I'm
not too busy after all.
406
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,366
Then go ahead
and try to beat me.
407
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,188
Hi, Sally, wait up.
408
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,094
Hi, Marcia, we just saw Mol...
409
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,421
Come in.
410
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:49,423
Hi, Greg. Marcia's
working on a speech,
411
00:16:49,492 --> 00:16:52,126
and she wants to know if
she can borrow some paper.
412
00:16:52,195 --> 00:16:54,562
Oh, sure.
413
00:16:54,630 --> 00:16:55,630
What's the speech for?
414
00:16:55,698 --> 00:16:57,042
Faculty selection committee.
415
00:16:57,066 --> 00:16:59,095
It's one of those
things they judge you on
416
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,396
for Banquet Night hostess.
417
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,770
I thought she worked on
Molly's speech last week.
418
00:17:02,838 --> 00:17:04,516
She did, but this
one's for Marcia.
419
00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:06,774
She said she was dropping out.
420
00:17:06,843 --> 00:17:07,775
Well, she isn't.
421
00:17:07,843 --> 00:17:09,277
What changed her mind?
422
00:17:09,345 --> 00:17:10,989
That monster she created.
423
00:17:11,013 --> 00:17:12,213
Molly's body is normal,
424
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:14,359
but her head is bigger
than a basketball.
425
00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:16,918
That's a female for you.
426
00:17:16,986 --> 00:17:18,085
Here.
427
00:17:18,154 --> 00:17:19,531
You know, you can't trust one
428
00:17:19,555 --> 00:17:21,633
as far as you can
throw an elephant. Right.
429
00:17:21,657 --> 00:17:23,135
They got the brains
of a gooney bird.
430
00:17:23,159 --> 00:17:24,926
Right... Hey, wait a minute.
431
00:17:24,994 --> 00:17:26,593
I'm one of them.
432
00:17:26,662 --> 00:17:29,462
Yeah, uh, sisters
are different. Okay.
433
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:33,083
Tell Marcia good
luck with her speech.
434
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,122
Here's your paper, Marcia.
435
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:40,358
Oh, thanks.
436
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:41,837
And Greg wishes you
luck with your speech, too.
437
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:42,960
I'm going to need it.
438
00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:44,127
I used all the best words
439
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:46,880
for the speech I
wrote for Molly.
440
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,645
Mom, Dad, could you
help me with something?
441
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:51,669
Sure, honey.
442
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,654
What's that, sweetheart?
443
00:17:53,722 --> 00:17:55,483
Well, the faculty
committee judges us
444
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,019
on several things to be hostess.
445
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,542
And for one thing,
446
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,078
you have to be able to dance
the first dance with the host.
447
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:02,791
That shouldn't be any
trouble for you, honey,
448
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:03,914
you're a good dancer.
449
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,583
Yeah, but I dance like this.
450
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:08,697
And, at the banquet,
with the principal
451
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:09,954
and all the teachers there,
452
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,356
well, we have to dance
like when you were kids.
453
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,576
I think she means way
back in the old days.
454
00:18:15,645 --> 00:18:17,928
Speak for yourself,
senior citizen.
455
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,113
Could you show me
how to waltz properly?
456
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,332
Waltz!
457
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:23,468
Okay.
458
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,437
I'll teach you the waltz.
459
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,505
Your father can
show you the minuet.
460
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:29,974
Thank you from the bottom
461
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:31,453
of my silk knee breeches.
462
00:18:36,665 --> 00:18:37,948
Shall we?
463
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:40,016
Indeed.
464
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,756
One, two, three,
one, two, three,
465
00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:47,001
one, two, three...
466
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:49,126
Hey, the waltz
is really beautiful!
467
00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:52,463
Sure. You bet your oom-pah-pah.
468
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:53,675
Oh, isn't that nice.
469
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:56,010
You two haven't
danced for a long time.
470
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,512
Yeah. How come you
never take me dancing?
471
00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:59,013
You had to open your big mouth.
472
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,804
Oops.
473
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,239
Now it's your turn,
honey. Come on.
474
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,952
One, two, three,
one, two, three,
475
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,454
That's it. One, two, three,
476
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,578
one, two, three,
good, two, three,
477
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,079
better, two, three, Very good.
478
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,776
Bend your knees, two, three.
479
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,067
Good. Now look at me.
480
00:19:15,305 --> 00:19:17,449
What are you
laughing at? Oh, sure!
481
00:19:17,473 --> 00:19:20,140
Go get him, Alice.
482
00:19:22,812 --> 00:19:24,244
Come on, Marcia!
483
00:19:24,313 --> 00:19:26,747
It's our bathroom, too.
484
00:19:26,816 --> 00:19:28,749
Marcia won't even answer.
485
00:19:28,818 --> 00:19:30,796
How many times can
she wash her hair?
486
00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:32,753
Marcia, you'll
scrub yourself bald.
487
00:19:32,822 --> 00:19:34,755
I'm glad her contest
for banquet hostess
488
00:19:34,824 --> 00:19:36,090
only comes once.
489
00:19:36,158 --> 00:19:37,469
Who would want to be the dumb
490
00:19:37,493 --> 00:19:38,637
old banquet hostess anyway?
491
00:19:38,661 --> 00:19:40,427
Well, I would.
492
00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:42,096
Please, Mr. Principal, pick me.
493
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:45,466
I've got poise and charm.
494
00:19:45,534 --> 00:19:49,670
But I've got good posture.
495
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,140
See, Mr. Principal?
496
00:19:53,209 --> 00:19:55,108
Pick me.
497
00:19:55,177 --> 00:19:56,777
I've got personality.
498
00:19:56,845 --> 00:19:58,913
I'm a living doll.
499
00:20:07,357 --> 00:20:09,123
Sit right here, girls.
500
00:20:13,363 --> 00:20:15,529
All right, Marcia and Molly,
501
00:20:15,598 --> 00:20:17,365
last, but hardly least,
502
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:20,401
your speeches about
why you want to be
503
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:23,070
hostess for Senior
Banquet Night.
504
00:20:25,775 --> 00:20:28,342
You may go first, Molly.
505
00:20:39,522 --> 00:20:43,491
Mr. Watkins and members
of the selection committee,
506
00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:45,593
Senior Banquet
Night has always been
507
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,161
the highlight of our
graduation exercises
508
00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:51,198
and the highlight of my
last year in junior high
509
00:20:51,266 --> 00:20:54,301
has been working on the
Readers and Writers Club.
510
00:20:54,370 --> 00:20:55,936
I've learned many new things
511
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,138
here at Fillmore
Junior High School...
512
00:20:58,207 --> 00:21:00,574
Marcia: and so the
honor of being hostess
513
00:21:00,643 --> 00:21:02,109
is one that we will remember
514
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:04,978
long after we say
good-bye to our school.
515
00:21:05,047 --> 00:21:07,631
And to have that honor
would be the high point
516
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,134
of my years at Fillmore
Junior High School.
517
00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:12,553
Thank you.
518
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:36,910
Before I announce the winner,
519
00:21:36,979 --> 00:21:38,590
I want to tell you
that we've had
520
00:21:38,614 --> 00:21:40,692
a most difficult time
reaching a decision.
521
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,676
So you're both to
be congratulated.
522
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,101
As a matter of fact,
523
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:46,637
you were exactly even
up until the speeches.
524
00:21:48,324 --> 00:21:51,492
But we feel that one of them
525
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,794
captured the spirit
of the occasion
526
00:21:53,863 --> 00:21:55,962
a little better than the other.
527
00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:01,251
It's my pleasure to
announce this year's hostess
528
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,520
for Senior Banquet Night is...
529
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,056
Molly Webber.
530
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,541
Oh!
531
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:12,830
Thank you, Mr. Watkins.
532
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,298
Thanks to all of you.
533
00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:15,978
Congratulations, Molly.
534
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,418
That was an excellent
speech you gave.
535
00:22:29,198 --> 00:22:31,298
I don't feel like
playing anymore.
536
00:22:31,366 --> 00:22:33,533
I think I'll go to bed.
537
00:22:35,537 --> 00:22:37,955
Honey... Huh?
538
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,302
You did your best in the
competition, didn't you?
539
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,425
Yeah.
540
00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:44,428
You can't do more than that.
541
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,997
I know, but what kills
me is that Molly beat me
542
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,249
with the speech that
I helped her write.
543
00:22:56,492 --> 00:22:58,325
I'll get it.
544
00:23:02,999 --> 00:23:04,465
Hi, Marcia.
545
00:23:04,533 --> 00:23:07,267
Molly, what are you doing here?
546
00:23:07,336 --> 00:23:10,821
Well, I came over to thank
you for all the help you gave me.
547
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,417
I really do
appreciate it, Marcia.
548
00:23:12,441 --> 00:23:14,725
Okay, so you appreciate it.
549
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:17,361
Especially the speech
you worked on for me.
550
00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:19,813
I'm afraid I haven't acted
very nicely towards you.
551
00:23:19,881 --> 00:23:21,932
Okay, Molly.
552
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,519
Now, there's someone
here who wants to meet you.
553
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:30,618
Hi, Marcia, I'm Dick Whitfield.
554
00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:32,292
Colonel Whitfield!
555
00:23:32,361 --> 00:23:33,627
The astronaut!
556
00:23:33,696 --> 00:23:34,978
Yes, yes.
557
00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:37,158
I met Molly in the
principal's office.
558
00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:38,660
She was telling Mr. Watkins
559
00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:39,964
all you'd done for her.
560
00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:41,384
You were?
561
00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:42,536
Uh-huh.
562
00:23:42,605 --> 00:23:44,371
Mr. Watkins and I decided that
563
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,640
in view of the special
circumstances,
564
00:23:46,708 --> 00:23:49,159
this year we might try
565
00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:51,289
something new for
Senior Banquet...
566
00:23:51,313 --> 00:23:53,446
Cohostesses.
567
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,165
Cohostesses?!
568
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:57,518
You mean, me and you?
569
00:23:57,586 --> 00:23:59,853
Yeah. How about it, Marcia?
570
00:23:59,922 --> 00:24:02,656
Oh, wow!
571
00:24:02,725 --> 00:24:04,475
I'll go get my parents.
572
00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:13,350
Sorry.
573
00:24:13,419 --> 00:24:15,402
Won't you please come in?
574
00:24:16,472 --> 00:24:17,838
I'll go get them.
575
00:24:17,907 --> 00:24:19,239
Um...
576
00:24:24,847 --> 00:24:26,279
Ah, so nice of you to drop by.
577
00:24:26,348 --> 00:24:27,615
Come in, Marcia.
578
00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:29,661
Tell my parents
and... they're inside.
579
00:24:29,685 --> 00:24:30,784
Yeah.
580
00:24:30,853 --> 00:24:33,020
Well, come on. Okay.
581
00:24:44,633 --> 00:24:46,065
Hi. I'm home.
582
00:24:46,134 --> 00:24:47,245
Hi, honey.
583
00:24:47,269 --> 00:24:49,229
Hi, sweetheart, how
was the banquet?
584
00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:50,804
Oh, it was super.
585
00:24:50,873 --> 00:24:53,540
And I got the first waltz
with Colonel Dick Whitfield...
586
00:24:53,608 --> 00:24:54,625
Even before Molly.
587
00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:56,193
Oh, wonderful.
588
00:24:56,261 --> 00:24:58,712
And I'll bet he remembers
me a lot longer than Molly, too.
589
00:24:58,781 --> 00:25:01,915
Well, that's not exactly
being modest, you know.
590
00:25:01,984 --> 00:25:03,967
He'll never forget me.
591
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:07,003
I stepped on his
feet seven times.
592
00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:09,639
One, two, three,
one, two, three,
593
00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:12,443
one, two, three,
one, two, three...
594
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,560
Good night.
595
00:25:13,629 --> 00:25:14,361
Good night, honey.
596
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:16,997
One, two, three...
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