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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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I made out the
shopping list, Mrs. Brady
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finished the washing,
and I don't think...
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Alice, will you please
stop worrying, we'll be fine.
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Now just have a nice vacation.
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I will, I really will.
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You know, it just broke my heart
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saying good-bye to the
children this morning.
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It's just going to
seem like a year
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before I see them again.
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Alice, you're only
going to be gone a week.
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So I'm 358 days off.
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Well, they're going
to miss you, too.
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Well, I wouldn't
go if I didn't know
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you'll have a first-rate
pinch hitter for me.
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You're gonna love
my Cousin Emma.
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Oh, yeah. I'm sure we will.
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Like I said, she's
efficient, well-organized...
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a born manager.
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Oh, there she is now.
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Hi, Emma.
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Hi there, Alice.
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My, it's good to see you.
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You, too.
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Emma, meet Mr. And Mrs. Brady.
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Hello, Emma.
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Hi, it's nice to
have you with us.
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We hope you'll be comfortable.
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Thank you. I just hope
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that I'm able to make
you people comfortable.
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There are six more
Bradys to meet
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when they get home from school.
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Good... the more there
are, the better I like it.
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Oh, that'll be Sam to
drive me to the airport.
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Well, adios, aloha
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arrivederci and auf wiedersehen.
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Alice, now, what kind
of a good-bye is that?
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When you get on an
airplane nowadays,
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you never know where
you're going to end up.
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Bye.
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You take good care
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of the Bradys, Cousin Emma.
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I'm coming!
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I think I can handle
the job, folks.
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I wasn't 20 years in
the WACs for nothing.
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Mustered out as master sergeant.
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Master sergeant?
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Yes, Ma'am.
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Helped run the mess
hall for an entire company.
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That must have been
a very difficult job.
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Not if you're organized.
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Halt!
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About face.
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Forward march,
and close the door.
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Come on, hut-two,
hut-two hut, hut, hut...
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move along.
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Hut, hut-two, hut-two, hut-two.
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It's just a question of control.
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Hut-two?
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What's happening?
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I don't know.
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There it is again.
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Up and at 'em, men.
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Up and at who?
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Move it. Out of the sack.
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Hut-two, hut-two.
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But it's barely light outside.
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Right. Rise with the sun,
get your day's work done.
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But we don't work.
We go to school.
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Makes no difference.
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Good habits start early in life.
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Do they have to start
so early in the morning?
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Cut the chatter, men.
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Suit up and fall out in
the yard in 15 minutes.
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The yard?!
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What are we going
to do in the yard?
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Rise and shine, girls.
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Breakfast at 0800 hours.
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But it's only 6:00
In the morning.
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What are we supposed
to do till 0800 hours?
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Calisthenics.
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Calisthenics?!
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Oh, no!
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And when I say calisthenics,
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I mean calisthenics!
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Hut-two, hut-two...
Hut-two, hut-two
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jump tall.
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Hut-two and that's all.
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If that's all, I think I'll
be going back to bed.
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As you were.
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Never break formation until
you've been given the order.
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Back, back, snap to it!
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Hut, hut, hut!
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We're just getting warmed up.
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How come we had to come out here
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to get warmed up?
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Yeah.
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I was warmer in bed.
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Boy, she really has
the kids hustling.
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Do you think it might be
too much for them, Mike?
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Oh, a little exercise
can't hurt them.
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What we're going to do now
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are deep knee bends.
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And I mean deep.
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Got it?
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Ready, set, exercise.
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Hut-two, hut-two.
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Heads up, chests out.
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Backs straight, looking great.
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This is for the birds.
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Yeah. The birds.
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Are you kidding?
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No bird in his right mind
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would do knee bends
at 6:00 in the morning.
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Can she do this to us?
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She's doing it, isn't she?
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My knees bent okay
before we started.
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Hut-two, hut-two...
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hut-two, and that's all.
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Fall out.
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Can we eat now?
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I'm starved.
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Simmer down.
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There'll be no chow until
after inspection of quarters.
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Get a little more elbow
grease on those shoes.
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Yes, sir... ma'am.
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That's no way to stow socks.
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You roll them like this.
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That's a regulation sock roll.
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That looks like a
mushy bed, soldier.
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Tighten that blanket.
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That quarter's supposed
to jump like a spring.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Why?
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Why?
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Regulations... that's why.
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Well, it's not too bad...
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for a first inspection.
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At ease.
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This is like being in the army.
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I wonder what the punishment is
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for going over the hill.
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That's funny.
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Well, girls, do you think
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this room can
stand the glove test?
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What's the glove test?
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That is the glove test.
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Get rid of that dust.
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Why don't we keep the dust
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and get rid of her?
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Uncle Sam had her.
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Why didn't he keep her?
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Hi, honey.
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Hi.
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Uh-oh. Something's wrong.
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What makes you say that?
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Because you have
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that "something's
wrong" look in your eye.
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Well, it's Emma.
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Uh-oh, what's the
matter with Emma?
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Well, I know she
means well, honey,
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but she's awfully
hard on the kids.
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Oh, you mean the exercises?
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Well, it's not just
the exercises.
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It's the room inspections
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and that awful
"hut-two, hut-two"
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all over the place.
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She's just one of those persons
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that has to have
everything organized.
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Boy, you're not kidding.
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She's organized me right
out of my own kitchen.
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Oh, by the way, this is for you.
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She wants you to initial it.
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Yeah? What's this?
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Well, it's a duty roster.
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A duty roster?
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Yeah. She's given
the kids assignments.
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There's K.P., laundry detail,
trash detail, bathroom detail.
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I'm surprised she
didn't say "latrine."
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She did.
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I had to translate for the kids.
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Well, honey, there's
nothing wrong
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with the kids having
duties assigned to them.
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You mean you
approve of all this?
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Well, a little
discipline can't hurt.
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Okay. I wonder if
you'll feel the same way
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at dinner tonight.
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What's going to
happen at dinner tonight?
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You'll see.
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Troops! In here, troops.
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Come on, in here. Grab
a plate and get in line.
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Form a line right around here.
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No pushing.
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Organization is
the order of the day.
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What are we eating?
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Potatoes MacArthur,
beef Eisenhower
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and succotash pentagon.
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After you've finished eating,
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I want you to
rinse off your plates
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and pile them in the sink.
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Who's got K.P.
On the duty roster?
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I guess I do.
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Well, then you eat first.
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Hut-two, hut-two.
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What did she say we were having?
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Succotash pentagon?
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Hut-two, hut-four, I
don't like this anymore.
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I've got the terrible feeling
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we've all been drafted.
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Dad, Mom, can we
talk to you for a minute?
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Sure. What's the trouble?
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What isn't the trouble?
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Do we have to go in
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for all that gung-ho jazz?
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Especially the exercises.
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Well, son, nothing wrong
with building up your body.
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And what better way
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than exercising every day?
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I'm glad to hear you feel
that way, Mr. and Mrs. Brady.
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People don't always
like what's good for them.
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Yeah, that's what
I was pointing out.
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Kids need exercise.
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Adults, too, Mr. Brady,
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if you know what I mean.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I think I know what you mean.
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You, too, Mrs. Brady.
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You've got a nice
little figure there.
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You wouldn't
want it to go to pot.
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No, I... I guess I wouldn't.
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Good. Then I'll expect you both
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to join us tomorrow
morning. Roger?
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Like you said,
there's nothing wrong
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with building up your bodies.
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What better way than
exercising every day, right?
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Tomorrow morning at 0600 hours.
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0600 hours?
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That's... that's...
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that'S 6:00 in the morning.
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Hut-two, three, four.
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Hut-two, three, four.
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Hut-two, three, four.
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Make those tummies
clear the floor.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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Lower those backs
and keep them straight.
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Hut-two, three, four.
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Hut-two, three, four.
265
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:25,249
Hut-two, three, four and halt.
266
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:33,107
Well, it certainly
makes you feel better.
267
00:11:33,175 --> 00:11:34,475
Doesn't it?
268
00:11:34,544 --> 00:11:36,010
I don't know.
269
00:11:36,078 --> 00:11:39,313
Right now, I
can't feel anything.
270
00:11:39,382 --> 00:11:41,766
All right, troops, may
I have your attention?
271
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,613
I'd like to make
an announcement.
272
00:11:43,637 --> 00:11:45,086
Tomorrow morning,
273
00:11:45,154 --> 00:11:48,055
we will not be
doing calisthenics.
274
00:11:49,325 --> 00:11:51,092
Hold it, hold it.
275
00:11:51,161 --> 00:11:54,779
Instead, I have a
special surprise.
276
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,365
Hut-two, hut-two,
hut-two, come on in.
277
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:52,637
Hut-two, hut-two, hut-two,
that's good, hut-two.
278
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,939
Hut-two, hut-two,
hut-two, hut-two.
279
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,958
All present and accounted for?
280
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,660
Hut-two, hut-two.
281
00:12:58,728 --> 00:13:00,562
All right, fall out.
282
00:13:00,630 --> 00:13:03,465
Hut-two, hut-two, hut-two...
283
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:10,004
Oh, honey, I'm sorry
I got you into this.
284
00:13:10,072 --> 00:13:12,206
Why didn't you just
drop out and go home?
285
00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:13,874
Are you kidding?
286
00:13:13,943 --> 00:13:16,155
And face a court martial?
287
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,896
Chow time!
288
00:13:35,532 --> 00:13:38,847
As Sergeant Emma
would say are you a-okay?
289
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:42,203
Oh, no, my "A" is far from okay.
290
00:13:42,271 --> 00:13:45,640
And my "B" and "C" are the same.
291
00:13:45,709 --> 00:13:48,576
You know, if Emma
weren't Alice's cousin,
292
00:13:48,645 --> 00:13:51,145
I'd ship her out
for overseas duty.
293
00:13:51,214 --> 00:13:52,346
Yeah. Hear, hear.
294
00:13:53,884 --> 00:13:55,950
Come in!
295
00:13:57,787 --> 00:13:58,787
Mom? Dad?
296
00:13:58,855 --> 00:13:59,988
Yeah?
297
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,623
On behalf of all the kids,
298
00:14:01,691 --> 00:14:04,325
we'd like to put a
proposition to you.
299
00:14:04,394 --> 00:14:06,377
What kind of proposition?
300
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,324
Well, if we don't
have to have Emma
301
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,491
the rest of the week,
302
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,993
we'll do all the housework.
303
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,650
We'll even get up at 0600 hours
304
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,618
and do stuff before
we go to school.
305
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,799
And we'll come
home right after school
306
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:17,950
and do work, too.
307
00:14:17,974 --> 00:14:20,524
What we're trying to say is,
308
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,359
we'd like an honorable discharge
309
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,428
from Emma's Army.
310
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,776
Well, that's funny.
311
00:14:24,814 --> 00:14:27,314
Your father and I were
just talking about that.
312
00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:28,516
And?
313
00:14:28,585 --> 00:14:31,063
Well, um, it's not
quite that simple.
314
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,503
Emma is Alice's cousin
315
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:34,939
and we're on kind
of delicate ground.
316
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,184
We wouldn't want
317
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,437
to hurt Alice's
feelings, would we?
318
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:39,743
I guess not.
319
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,995
We didn't think of that.
320
00:14:42,064 --> 00:14:45,182
Mmm, well, I guess
321
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:48,102
we're all stuck
for the duration.
322
00:14:49,672 --> 00:14:51,038
I wish we could give her
323
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,740
a three-day pass or something.
324
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:55,576
Yeah, that sure would help.
325
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:56,889
Hey, why not?
326
00:14:56,913 --> 00:14:58,557
Mike, why couldn't we get her
327
00:14:58,581 --> 00:15:00,225
to take a couple of days off?
328
00:15:00,249 --> 00:15:01,426
Or even one!
329
00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:03,084
That's a good idea.
330
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,119
Let's talk to her.
331
00:15:06,255 --> 00:15:07,555
Oh.
332
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,181
Oh, just arranging
these dishes in G.I. order.
333
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,549
Have you ever read
334
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,185
the army manual on
mess hall organization?
335
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,021
No, I'm afraid I haven't.
336
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,188
Well, you should.
337
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,556
It's an eye-opener.
338
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,192
Uh, Emma, we appreciate
your working so hard,
339
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,505
but Mrs. Brady and I
340
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,473
are a little concerned about it.
341
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,564
Yeah, we think
you've been working
342
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,033
just a little too hard.
343
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,834
Nothing wrong with hard work.
344
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,714
No, no, but you can overdo it.
345
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,582
Even in the army they gave you
346
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,418
three-day passes, didn't they?
347
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,959
Oh, sure they did,
but I never took them.
348
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,728
You never took them.
349
00:15:47,797 --> 00:15:51,815
Mr. And Mrs. Brady, I served
20 years in Uncle Sam's army.
350
00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:55,402
Never goldbricked once...
I'm not about to start now.
351
00:15:55,471 --> 00:15:58,022
No, sir. I've got a
week's special duty here.
352
00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,790
You're gonna get
every minute of it.
353
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:00,859
Oh, Mr. Brady,
354
00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:02,860
that buckle of
yours is tarnishing.
355
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:06,163
I've got an army glad rag
that'll shine that right up.
356
00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:10,300
We heard.
357
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:12,936
Sorry, kids.
358
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:15,756
Emma's not going to
budge until Alice returns
359
00:16:15,825 --> 00:16:16,919
from her vacation.
360
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,020
I don't think I can stand it
361
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,044
till Alice gets back.
362
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,732
There must be
something we can do.
363
00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:27,351
I called you guys together
for some good news.
364
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,754
Marcia and I have figured out
some plans for Sergeant Emma.
365
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,068
Good!
366
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,270
All right, you two
get a special mission
367
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,372
that's going to knock
Emma for a loop.
368
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,762
And you two are going
to help me and Greg.
369
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,164
Come here.
370
00:16:41,785 --> 00:16:43,612
Think Emma's going to be scared?
371
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:44,969
Sure. Remember Alice?
372
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,771
She screamed, and
jumped ten feet high.
373
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,774
Emma will leave here
as fast as she can.
374
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,092
Where shall we put it?
375
00:16:52,161 --> 00:16:53,973
Hey, how about the wastebasket?
376
00:16:53,997 --> 00:16:55,663
Perfect!
377
00:16:55,732 --> 00:16:57,609
Okay, Goliath, we're
counting on you.
378
00:16:57,633 --> 00:16:58,899
Sure was nice of Benjie
379
00:16:58,968 --> 00:17:00,267
to lend us his pet mouse.
380
00:17:00,336 --> 00:17:01,519
Yeah.
381
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:04,900
Ready?
382
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:05,956
Roger.
383
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,591
Emma's got me saying it.
384
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,393
Okay, go.
385
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,172
Emma! Emma!
386
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,841
There's a rat in the kitchen!
387
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,265
It's great big! It's
got huge yellow teeth.
388
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,334
They're probably
all over the place!
389
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:18,614
Where's this one?
390
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:19,904
It's in the wastebasket!
391
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,005
Watch out! Those
teeth are horrible!
392
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:23,251
And yellow! Awful!
393
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:24,708
Ooh, it's going to get us!
394
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,522
Oh, what? This little fellow?
395
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,490
Ooh! He's going to get us!
396
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:31,799
Why, he wouldn't hurt a fly.
397
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:37,020
Remember, good soldiers
aren't afraid of anything.
398
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,288
He's cute.
399
00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:40,274
Here, make a pet out of him.
400
00:17:48,117 --> 00:17:50,951
She sure wasn't
scared of a mouse.
401
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:52,920
Maybe Benjie has a skunk.
402
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,923
Skunk! I think we
need King Kong.
403
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,810
♪ As we hit the dusty trail... ♪
404
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:00,911
Hi, Emma.
405
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,179
Hi, troops.
406
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:05,215
♪ As those caissons
go rolling... ♪
407
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:06,361
You want something?
408
00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:07,885
Well, we were just wondering
409
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,386
why you're working so hard
410
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:10,487
if you feel so bad.
411
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,272
Who says I feel bad?
412
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,942
You're always telling us to
stand up straight like you do.
413
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,955
And, from the way
you're bent over,
414
00:18:16,979 --> 00:18:18,357
you must feel terrible.
415
00:18:18,381 --> 00:18:21,215
I'm just bent over dusting.
416
00:18:21,284 --> 00:18:23,167
Well, what about
the dark circles?
417
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,263
What dark circles?
418
00:18:24,287 --> 00:18:25,386
Under your eyes.
419
00:18:25,455 --> 00:18:27,154
Yeah. You look kind of feverish.
420
00:18:27,223 --> 00:18:28,489
Feverish?
421
00:18:28,557 --> 00:18:30,691
Maybe we shouldn't
have said anything.
422
00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:32,438
Yeah. Forget it, Emma.
423
00:18:32,462 --> 00:18:33,894
See you around.
424
00:18:41,003 --> 00:18:42,047
Hi, Emma.
425
00:18:42,071 --> 00:18:43,203
Hi.
426
00:18:48,677 --> 00:18:50,710
Emma, are you feeling okay?
427
00:18:50,779 --> 00:18:52,958
Well, sure, I'm feeling okay.
428
00:18:52,982 --> 00:18:54,748
Oh, but your face is so flushed.
429
00:18:54,817 --> 00:18:56,467
I thought you might be sick.
430
00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:59,954
And what's the
matter with your eyes?
431
00:19:00,023 --> 00:19:01,672
My eyes? Why?
432
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,974
Well, they look kind of glazed.
433
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,573
Maybe she's getting the pinkeye.
434
00:19:07,597 --> 00:19:10,714
Emma, now you're
getting pale as a ghost.
435
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:11,832
Pale?
436
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,033
You better sit down.
437
00:19:13,102 --> 00:19:14,768
You look like you might faint.
438
00:19:14,837 --> 00:19:16,971
Why, I never fainted
in my whole life.
439
00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:18,216
I think you're supposed
440
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,918
to put your head
between your knees.
441
00:19:19,942 --> 00:19:21,119
Emma, you ought to take it easy.
442
00:19:21,143 --> 00:19:22,454
Go away for a
couple of days' rest.
443
00:19:22,478 --> 00:19:23,588
Right!
444
00:19:23,612 --> 00:19:25,223
You know what's
the matter with me?
445
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,480
It's those calisthenics.
446
00:19:26,548 --> 00:19:28,126
Boy, I bet that's what it is.
447
00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:29,616
Too much exercising, right?
448
00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:31,685
Wrong. I've been
too easy on myself.
449
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:33,265
Getting soft as a civilian.
450
00:19:33,289 --> 00:19:36,240
Effective 0600 hours
tomorrow, double calisthenics.
451
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:40,244
We are really going to
shape up around here.
452
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:46,017
♪ Over hill, over dale,
as we hit the dusty trail ♪
453
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:50,521
♪ As those caissons
go rolling along... ♪
454
00:20:51,768 --> 00:20:54,401
Oh, honey, honey... Mmm?
455
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,314
You know what time it is?
456
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,739
Time for Emma's exercises.
457
00:20:58,808 --> 00:21:00,875
Yeah.
458
00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:06,580
Oh! Do you realize
what today is?
459
00:21:06,649 --> 00:21:08,060
Yeah. How could I forget?
460
00:21:08,084 --> 00:21:09,361
Alice is coming home.
461
00:21:09,385 --> 00:21:12,052
The prisoners of war
are about to be liberated.
462
00:21:12,121 --> 00:21:13,254
Oh, boy.
463
00:21:13,322 --> 00:21:17,208
She sure will be a
sight for sore eyes...
464
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,544
and a sore back and
sore arms and sore legs.
465
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,957
Oh, well, the kids
can hardly wait.
466
00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:25,060
Honey, why don't we give Alice
467
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:26,450
a coming-home party?
468
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,818
Hey, yeah, why not?
469
00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:29,030
Yeah, why don't we?
470
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:30,832
I'll order a cake
from the bakery
471
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,501
and I'll have Greg pick it up
472
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,102
on his way home from school.
473
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,259
Yeah. I'm for that.
474
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,127
Well, we better get a move on.
475
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:40,364
You know how Emma is
about our 0600 calisthenics.
476
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,543
Roger. I don't want
477
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:44,007
to get thrown in the stockade.
478
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:47,672
Hi, Mom.
479
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,723
Hi.
480
00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:49,935
Here's the cake.
481
00:21:49,959 --> 00:21:52,225
Oh, that looks delicious.
482
00:21:52,294 --> 00:21:53,527
Deliciously fattening.
483
00:21:53,596 --> 00:21:54,728
Yeah.
484
00:21:54,797 --> 00:21:56,063
Here, let me help you.
485
00:21:56,131 --> 00:21:57,197
It looks great.
486
00:21:57,266 --> 00:21:59,633
Careful now.
487
00:21:59,702 --> 00:22:01,613
Hey! Mind if I look, too?
488
00:22:01,637 --> 00:22:04,171
Oh, well, it's just
a cake, Emma.
489
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:07,052
Oh, that's a party
cake if I ever saw one.
490
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:09,354
Well, um, let me explain,
Emma. You see, it's just...
491
00:22:09,378 --> 00:22:11,723
Oh, you don't have
to explain, Mrs. Brady.
492
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:12,791
I understand.
493
00:22:12,815 --> 00:22:14,047
You do?
494
00:22:14,116 --> 00:22:15,182
Of course I do.
495
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,616
Today's my last day here
496
00:22:16,686 --> 00:22:19,286
and you want to give
me a going-away party.
497
00:22:21,957 --> 00:22:22,906
Right?
498
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,826
Right.
499
00:22:29,832 --> 00:22:33,083
Well, troops, I never really
expected anything like this.
500
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:34,784
I want you to know
501
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:38,122
that this is the nicest thing
that's happened to me since...
502
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,491
Well, since I got the
General Haggarty award
503
00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:43,193
for my campaign, "Make
Your Barracks Beautiful."
504
00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:47,398
Oh, Emma, it's really nothing.
505
00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:49,449
Yes, it is something, folks.
506
00:22:49,519 --> 00:22:51,318
The army's a lonely life.
507
00:22:51,387 --> 00:22:54,522
You make a friend, you
get transferred away.
508
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:57,241
Big evening for
me used to be going
509
00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:59,604
to the P.X. for shoe polish.
510
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,757
I've loved every single
minute I've been here.
511
00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:04,264
And you've all
shaped up just great.
512
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:09,736
If it was in my power,
513
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:14,158
I'd give you all good conduct
medals with an oak leaf cluster.
514
00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:18,023
Hi, everybody!
515
00:23:18,047 --> 00:23:19,124
I'm back!
516
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:21,314
Alice!
517
00:23:21,383 --> 00:23:22,782
Hiya!
518
00:23:22,851 --> 00:23:24,468
Oh, my.
519
00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:26,303
Oh, my!
520
00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:27,388
What a reception!
521
00:23:27,456 --> 00:23:29,589
I'll go out and come in again!
522
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:30,658
Ah, well!
523
00:23:30,726 --> 00:23:33,026
Having a little
celebration here?
524
00:23:33,095 --> 00:23:35,945
Cousin Alice, my
wonderful platoon has made
525
00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:37,981
a farewell party for old Sarge.
526
00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:39,594
Oh, well, isn't that nice?
527
00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:40,917
See? I told you
528
00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:43,487
the Bradys were
something pretty special.
529
00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:45,833
And I guess you
all have discovered
530
00:23:45,857 --> 00:23:48,559
that Cousin Emma's
something special, too.
531
00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:51,028
Oh, she's something
special all right.
532
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,613
You better believe it.
533
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:53,925
Well, that's great
534
00:23:53,949 --> 00:23:56,127
because now I won't
have to feel funny
535
00:23:56,151 --> 00:23:57,662
about going away again.
536
00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:00,086
We can just ask Cousin
Emma to come back.
537
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:29,766
Not again.
538
00:24:46,202 --> 00:24:50,020
Alice, it's 6:00 in the morning.
539
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,872
Yeah, I know.
540
00:24:51,940 --> 00:24:54,708
What are you doing
with that whistle?
541
00:24:54,776 --> 00:24:56,343
Emma left it for me.
542
00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:59,512
She said the whole family
just loved getting up at 6:00
543
00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:00,814
and exercising.
544
00:25:02,568 --> 00:25:04,846
Yeah, and she left
me, as a matter of fact,
545
00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:06,081
all these instructions
546
00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:07,816
and a whole lot of other things.
547
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,200
First, calisthenics at
0600, then mess call,
548
00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:12,186
to be followed immediately
by the white glove test,
549
00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:13,622
for the inspection
of the quarters...
550
00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:16,564
If, and then only if,
everyone passes that test,
551
00:25:16,632 --> 00:25:18,915
there'll be a rest...
552
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,686
Hey, where did everybody go?
553
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:27,124
Eh?
554
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,691
Hey!
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