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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Mom, how come
we suddenly decided
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to clean all this old
junk out of the attic?
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Because we need
room for all the new junk.
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Listen, I think I've
toted my last barge
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and lifted my last bale.
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Besides, I want to work on this
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before the kids get at it.
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I've heard that before.
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What's so funny?
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This old picture's so funny.
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Look at it. Look.
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That's a picture of
my great-grandmother.
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Is that supposed
to be a bathing suit?
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That is a turn-of-the-century
full-length bikini.
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As a matter of fact, my
great-grandmother got arrested
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for wearing one of those.
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What for?
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Indecent exposure.
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Well, look, her
knees are showing.
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Oh, horrors, that naughty girl.
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Hey, look at this one.
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It's Jan!
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Gee, I don't
remember taking that.
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Well, you didn't, honey.
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That's a picture
of my Aunt Jenny.
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It was taken when she
was just about your age.
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My goodness, that must
have been about 40 years ago.
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The resemblance is
remarkable, Mrs. Brady.
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It really is, isn't it?
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Looks just like Jan.
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Exactly.
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Gee, it's spooky.
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Well, come on,
everybody, up and at 'em.
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There are a lot more
goodies in the attic.
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Come on.
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I wonder what
she looks like now.
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Maybe that's what
you're going to look like.
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I think I'll send Aunt
Jenny a picture of myself
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and ask her to send
me a picture of herself.
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Good idea.
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I'm going to write
her right away.
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I can hardly wait to
see what she looks like.
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Hi, Alice.
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Hi, sweetie.
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Is there any mail for me today?
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Honey, you have been
asking me that for ten days.
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And, every day, I have told
you the same thing... "no!"
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Today I'm going
to tell you "yes."
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There is? On the counter.
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Oh!
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It's from her! It's from her!
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It's from who? It's from who?
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"Dear soul sister,
thanks for your picture
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"and I bet we're the first twins
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"that were ever
born 40 years apart.
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"Like you wrote,
it's real spooky.
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"Enclosed is the
latest photo of me.
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"Hope that very soon
we can exchange hugs
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"instead of pictures.
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Love, Jenny."
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Oh, boy...
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Oh, no...
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Eh... eh... Screwdriver?
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Thank you.
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All right, Killer McGrew,
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we got the building surrounded.
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So you can drop your guns
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and come out with
your hands high.
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Will you stop horsing around?
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Eh? I'm a little deef.
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Will you get me some oil?
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I got a sticky turntable here.
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Yes, Honorable Father.
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Cut it out and get out of here.
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Dad, can I talk to you for
a minute about something?
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Why, sure.
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Well, I'm having a little
problem with biology.
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Well, I'm no Luther
Burbank, but shoot.
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Well, it's about heredity
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and what makes people
grow up the way they do.
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You mean chromosomes and genes.
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I guess that's what I mean.
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How do they work, dad?
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Well, like I said,
I'm no expert,
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but the genes in
your chromosomes
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are what carry your,
uh... huh... your heredity...
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Your traits... from
generation to generation.
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That's how come a bean ends up
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looking like another bean
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instead of a cucumber
or something.
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So you mean when you're born,
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your genes have
already figured out
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what you're going to look
like when you grow up?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Well, if two people looked
alike when they were children,
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would they look alike
when they grew up?
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Well, it's not for sure,
but there's every chance.
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Ha-ha.
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Does that clear
things up a little?
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That clears things up a lot.
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I can see the wrinkles
starting already.
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Yuck.
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Jan, are you still in there?
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I'll be out in a minute!
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You've been saying a
minute for a half hour.
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Now, come on,
we've got to wash up.
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Okay.
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You're going to crack the mirror
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looking at yourself so much.
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I don't think
that's at all funny.
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Are you trying
to say I'm so ugly,
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my face could crack a mirror?
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Hey, take it easy, Jan.
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He was just kidding.
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Well, I think it's
the cruelest cruelty
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to kid a person
about her ugliness.
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A person can't
help how she looks.
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She's weird.
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Oh, so now I'm weird-looking?
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He didn't say that.
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Did you say "weird" or not?
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I didn't mean weird weird
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I meant... strange.
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Strange?
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I can't do anything
about my face,
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so why tease me about it?
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What was that all about?
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Jan's got a thing about
her face all of a sudden.
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What's the matter with it?
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I don't know.
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It's the same face
she always had.
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Jan...
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do you want to talk?
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Come on.
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That's what older
sisters are for.
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This is Aunt Jenny now...
Me 40 years from now.
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What are you talking about?
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Don't you understand?
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If I look like this now,
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I'll look like that then.
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Who says so?
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Heredity.
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I read all about genes,
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and I talked to
Dad about it, too.
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Jan, I think you're getting
all upset about nothing.
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Don't try to make me feel better
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'cause it won't work.
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Look... why worry
about something now
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that won't happen for 40 years?
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I didn't think
about it that way.
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No sense in crying about it now.
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I'll be happy while I still can.
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And maybe, just
maybe, I won't grow up
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to look like her.
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But I will!
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I know I will!
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Missionary? Why?
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Well, this certain woman
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has nothing to look
forward to in life,
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and she wants to dedicate
herself to good causes.
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I saw a movie once
about missionaries.
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This girl, she got
bitten by a tsetse fly
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and she got this
terrible disease
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and while she was
lying in this crummy tent,
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the natives started
beating on their drums.
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And the next thing you know,
she was kidnapped by cannibals
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and they put
her in this big pot.
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Oh, you're making it up.
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I am not; it's a true story.
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I saw it on the late show.
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Or this woman could
join the Peace Corps
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or the Navy or work
for a photographer
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in a darkroom.
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Now, that's out of left field...
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Work in a darkroom?
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Sure. In a darkroom,
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it doesn't matter
what a girl looks like.
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Mike, I've got great news.
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Yeah, me, too, sweetheart.
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If I have fixed this
gramophone properly,
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you're about to hear
Al Jolson sing again.
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Ah, terrific.
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Yeah. What's your news, honey?
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Aunt Jenny's coming
to visit us tomorrow.
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Hey, great. I look
forward to meeting her.
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You have to pick
her up at the airport?
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No. She just says
in her telegram
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that she's arriving tomorrow.
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Well, I thought I had
that turntable fixed.
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Did you want me, mom?
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Oh, honey, I've got great news.
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Aunt Jenny's coming
to visit us tomorrow.
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Aunt Jenny?
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Yes. You're finally
gonna get to see
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your look-alike face-to-face.
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Isn't that wonderful news?
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What's so wonderful about it?
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We may as well face it...
There's no hope for me.
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The picture proves it.
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Now, Jan, maybe you don't think
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Aunt Jenny's attractive,
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but that's just your opinion.
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Maybe it's just a bad picture.
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That's what I'm
going to look like.
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Daddy told me himself all
about heredity and genes.
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Oh, that's what
that was all about.
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And you told me
that when you're born,
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the genes have already figured
out what you're gonna look like
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when you grow up.
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Jan, what a person looks like
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is influenced by
a lot of things...
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Not just genes.
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There's... environment,
diet, emotions.
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There's no guarantee
that you're gonna
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look like Aunt Jenny
or anyone else.
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But can you give me
a positive guarantee
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that I won't end up
looking like Aunt Jenny?
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I think we're being raided.
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Thanks for the escort, Sonny!
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You know where
to send my tickets
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to the policemen's ball!
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Sam, check the
carbons on the pistons.
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You've got a bad knock there.
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Oh, Aunt Jenny!
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Carol, honey!
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You haven't changed at all
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from the pretty
little girl I remember,
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excepting you're prettier,
and in more places.
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Oh, Aunt Jenny!
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Oh, it's so good to see you.
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Well, Aunt Jenny, this is Alice.
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Hello.
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Hi, Alice.
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And this is my husband, Mike.
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How do you do, Aunt Jenny?
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What kind of a
how-do-you-do is that?
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This is a how-do-you-do! Ha!
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Oh, mercy.
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Jan wrote me she has
five brothers and sisters.
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How long have you two
been married, anyway?
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Three years.
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Three years.
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Crazy, headstrong kids.
262
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:59,534
And, last but not
least, Aunt Jenny,
263
00:11:59,602 --> 00:12:00,746
this is Bobby.
264
00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:01,770
Aw. How are you, darling?
265
00:12:01,838 --> 00:12:02,838
Hi, Aunt Jenny.
266
00:12:02,872 --> 00:12:05,523
My goodness,
aren't you beautiful!
267
00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:07,570
Well, that just
leaves my look-alike.
268
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:08,793
Where's Jan?
269
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,222
Oh, well, she's
probably up in her room.
270
00:12:10,246 --> 00:12:11,758
I'll see if I can find her.
271
00:12:11,782 --> 00:12:12,730
Okay.
272
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:13,965
Gather 'round, kids.
273
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:16,134
I've got some presents for you.
274
00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:17,680
That wasn't
necessary, Aunt Jenny.
275
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,682
But it's nice. I'm with you.
276
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,472
Don't look a gift
Aunt in the mouth.
277
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,158
I'm going to be in
Istanbul this Christmas,
278
00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:26,310
so better early than never.
279
00:12:27,631 --> 00:12:30,581
Now, let's see what I've got.
280
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:36,221
I figure you might
be a basketball fan.
281
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,272
I sure am.
282
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,875
Oh, well, here we go.
283
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:44,712
Wow!
284
00:12:44,781 --> 00:12:47,093
It's autographed
by Wilt Chamberlain.
285
00:12:47,117 --> 00:12:48,465
Do you know him?
286
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:51,719
I've known him since he
was no higher than that.
287
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:58,008
Now, let's see...
You dig magic, Peter?
288
00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:59,077
Yeah, I love it.
289
00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:00,778
Okay, come on.
290
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,630
Put these on me.
291
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,727
Okay. They belonged
to Harry Houdini.
292
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:05,933
Really?
293
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:08,102
Harry and I played the
same vaudeville circuit.
294
00:13:08,171 --> 00:13:11,255
I did a tap dance and
a snappy-patter routine.
295
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,523
Okay, okay.
296
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,976
Now concentrate.
297
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:15,977
Okay.
298
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:16,978
Hold my hands.
299
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:22,600
Now, one... two... Kalamazoo.
300
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:24,068
Wow!
301
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,381
How did you do that?
302
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,870
I'll tell you later.
303
00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:28,790
Now let's see what
we've got here.
304
00:13:33,429 --> 00:13:36,247
This is for you, love.
305
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,799
What is it?
306
00:13:38,868 --> 00:13:40,651
It's a shofar.
307
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,854
You only blow it
on Rosh Hashanah.
308
00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:49,961
There you go.
309
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,329
What's written on it?
310
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,563
It's Hebrew.
311
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,565
That's L'Shanah
Tovah, which means
312
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,851
"Happy New Year!"
313
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,469
Golda Meir gave it to me.
314
00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:01,505
Well, here's your
look-alike, Aunt Jenny.
315
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,861
Well, if that doesn't
blow a person's mind.
316
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,830
Hello, soul sister.
317
00:14:09,899 --> 00:14:11,165
Hello, Aunt Jenny.
318
00:14:11,234 --> 00:14:13,084
Who says time marches on?
319
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,003
It just rolled back
40 years for me.
320
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,021
Oh, wait a minute. Wait.
321
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,656
I've got something for you.
322
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,958
Here you are.
323
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,293
A little something
Pietro knocked out for me
324
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,528
while I was having lunch
325
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,998
at his pad on the
Riviera one day.
326
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,767
Oh. Well, what's
it supposed to be?
327
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,252
It's a portrait of me.
328
00:14:33,356 --> 00:14:35,606
And I'm afraid it looks like me.
329
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,925
Well, that certainly
is a valuable gift
330
00:14:37,993 --> 00:14:39,327
for a young girl, Aunt Jenny.
331
00:14:39,396 --> 00:14:41,396
Oh, darling, I've
got dozens of these
332
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,397
cluttering up my walls at home.
333
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:46,801
Oh, uh, thank you, Aunt Jenny.
334
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,622
You're welcome.
335
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,662
Aunt Jenny, we'd like
to explain about Jan.
336
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:02,700
You see, well, she's a little
shier than the rest of the kids.
337
00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:04,202
Isn't she, Mike?
338
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,953
Oh, yeah, that's,
that's all it is.
339
00:15:06,021 --> 00:15:07,855
Balderdash!
340
00:15:07,924 --> 00:15:09,924
I got some bad
vibrations in there.
341
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:12,126
Now, that child doesn't dig me
342
00:15:12,195 --> 00:15:15,263
and I'd like to know why.
343
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:20,100
Quit beating around the bush,
'cause I'm an old bushwhacker.
344
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:23,003
Okay, I guess we
do owe you the truth.
345
00:15:23,072 --> 00:15:26,752
Um... Well, Aunt
Jenny, it all started
346
00:15:26,776 --> 00:15:30,336
when Jan received your
photograph in the mail.
347
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,450
The groovy thing about a sari
348
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,287
is, you don't have to
wear a girdle with it.
349
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:43,157
Indira Gandhi wears
them all the time.
350
00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:48,830
Now, this...
351
00:15:48,898 --> 00:15:51,933
this is for outback
country in Australia.
352
00:15:52,002 --> 00:15:54,502
It's great for
chasing kangaroos.
353
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,791
Hmm... um...
354
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:05,296
Jan, why don't we
rap a little, hmm?
355
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:09,166
I didn't ask you up here
just to be my lady-in-waiting.
356
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:12,403
I, uh... I wanted you to know
357
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:15,006
that I know what's bugging you.
358
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:16,074
Oh?
359
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,474
And I can't say
that I blame you.
360
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,777
Did my parents say
something to you?
361
00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,779
Yes. Oh...
362
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:24,298
But I had to drag
it out of them.
363
00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:26,561
I'm so embarrassed, Aunt Jenny.
364
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,685
Don't be embarrassed, love.
365
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,621
I agree with you.
366
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:33,124
I'd rather look like
Raquel Welch myself.
367
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:38,179
Of course, I could have
been beautiful if I wanted to.
368
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,347
You could?
369
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,949
Oh, plastic surgery does wonders
370
00:16:42,018 --> 00:16:43,951
with noses and chins.
371
00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:46,187
They even can put in curves
372
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,266
where there's nothing
but straight highway.
373
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:51,142
Why didn't you do it?
374
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,944
Oh, just never had the time.
375
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,847
Besides, there are lots
of pretty faces around,
376
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:59,250
but how often do you
see a puss like this?
377
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:13,999
Whoops.
378
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,868
Aunt Jenny, where does the word
379
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,370
"sukiyaki" come from?
380
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,583
Japanese farmers
used to roast meat
381
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,652
over a fire at
the end of a rake.
382
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:27,995
So yaki means "to
roast," and suki is a rake.
383
00:17:28,064 --> 00:17:30,547
Well, sukiyaki certainly
looks better on a menu
384
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:31,727
than roasted rake.
385
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,328
Hey, how am I doing with these?
386
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,503
Thinner, thinner.
387
00:17:35,571 --> 00:17:38,072
I want to be able to read
a newspaper through it.
388
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,907
Where'd you get this recipe?
389
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,459
From one of Emperor
Hirohito's chefs.
390
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,907
I ran into him at the
Ginza one afternoon.
391
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:49,467
I swapped him a recipe of
Madame Khrushchev's for borscht.
392
00:17:51,921 --> 00:17:53,771
I'll get it.
393
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,042
Hello? Yes, she is.
394
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,310
Just a minute.
395
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:01,311
It's long distance
for you, Aunt Jenny.
396
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:02,463
It's your secretary.
397
00:18:02,532 --> 00:18:04,326
Oh, will you take
a message, honey?
398
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:07,651
She's tied up right now.
Can I take a message?
399
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:09,687
Oh?
400
00:18:11,374 --> 00:18:14,308
Would you spell that, please?
401
00:18:14,376 --> 00:18:17,745
Yeah, I certainly will. Bye.
402
00:18:17,814 --> 00:18:21,348
Aunt Jenny, I hate to be
the one to break the news,
403
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:24,051
but, uh, you now own a llama.
404
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,719
Oh, that's nice.
405
00:18:25,788 --> 00:18:27,421
A llama?!
406
00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:30,307
Yeah, the Humane Society
gave it to you in appreciation
407
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:32,488
for the help you gave
in your fundraising drive.
408
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,463
Hey, the dessert looks groovy!
409
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,582
Now, Aunt Jenny, what are
you going to do with a llama?
410
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:39,850
Oh, no problem.
411
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,269
It can graze in the
backyard with the zebra.
412
00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:01,505
Now I shall pass the chanuya
413
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:03,157
or "honorable tea."
414
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,959
Everybody take a sip.
415
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,869
In Japan, a sip like that
would be an insult to the host.
416
00:19:14,937 --> 00:19:16,453
Let's hear it, honey.
417
00:19:22,212 --> 00:19:24,161
Ah... very good.
418
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,480
That the host will dig.
419
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:31,702
I'll get it.
420
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:36,707
Hello.
421
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:38,209
Uh... yes. Just a minute.
422
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,922
Aunt Jenny, it's your secretary.
423
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,213
I can't be interrupted
424
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:43,758
in the middle of a tea ceremony.
425
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:45,249
Will you take the message, hon?
426
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,668
Um, uh... she would like
me to take the message.
427
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,747
Yes.
428
00:20:03,486 --> 00:20:04,530
Yeah, I've, I've got it.
429
00:20:04,554 --> 00:20:05,814
I'll tell her.
430
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,335
Well, Aunt Jenny,
you've been invited
431
00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:12,226
to a birthday party
on Ari's yacht.
432
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,228
Is he kidding?
433
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:18,566
I'm not canceling my Peace
Corps assignment in Bolivia
434
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,334
for any birthday party.
435
00:20:20,403 --> 00:20:21,885
I'll cable Jackie, though.
436
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:23,938
She's a real trip.
437
00:20:24,007 --> 00:20:26,256
Boy, I never ate
with chopsticks.
438
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,358
It's easy. Watch.
439
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,746
- Mmm...
- Pretty good.
440
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:32,579
It's looking good.
441
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,859
Oh, boy.
442
00:20:38,287 --> 00:20:41,171
This is the easiest way, kids.
443
00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:51,215
Haven't dropped a
grain of rice in... 20 years.
444
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,970
You must travel around
the world a lot, Aunt Jenny.
445
00:20:56,038 --> 00:21:00,240
Ah, traveling is
the spice of life.
446
00:21:02,411 --> 00:21:05,479
I will never forget the
time I was in Bangkok.
447
00:21:05,547 --> 00:21:08,148
I went to this little nightclub
448
00:21:08,217 --> 00:21:11,535
and who was playing the
saxophone but the King himself.
449
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,788
Great jazz buff, the King.
450
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,701
Why, I was pretty good
on the trumpet myself
451
00:21:16,725 --> 00:21:18,125
before my lip went.
452
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,795
So I sat in on a jam
session with him.
453
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,314
I had such a time.
454
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:25,299
Before I knew it,
455
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,917
we were back in the palace,
456
00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:30,070
and I was teaching the
King how to blow "Charge."
457
00:21:30,139 --> 00:21:31,738
♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da! ♪
458
00:21:31,807 --> 00:21:33,456
Charge!
459
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,194
I'll get it.
460
00:21:40,149 --> 00:21:41,749
Hello.
461
00:21:41,817 --> 00:21:43,083
Oh, just a minute.
462
00:21:43,152 --> 00:21:44,618
Aunt Jenny, guess who.
463
00:21:44,687 --> 00:21:45,814
Shall I take a message?
464
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:46,870
Please, honey.
465
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,155
Okay.
466
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:51,425
Hello? Yes, I'll take a message.
467
00:21:51,494 --> 00:21:53,994
Uh-huh... uh-huh!
468
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:56,408
Oh, I certainly will tell her.
469
00:21:56,432 --> 00:21:58,710
Thank you. Bye-bye.
470
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,301
Aunt Jenny, guess what.
471
00:22:01,370 --> 00:22:02,964
A dozen long-stemmed roses
472
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,100
have just been
delivered to your house,
473
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:07,386
along with a marriage proposal!
474
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:11,379
That's that goofy Lester again.
475
00:22:11,447 --> 00:22:12,658
Who's Lester?
476
00:22:12,682 --> 00:22:14,315
A United States senator.
477
00:22:14,384 --> 00:22:15,733
A senator?
478
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,184
Are you going to marry him?
479
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,953
Nah. I get lots of proposals.
480
00:22:20,022 --> 00:22:22,156
Well, why don't you
accept one of them?
481
00:22:22,225 --> 00:22:26,176
Oh, I guess I'm too
young to settle down yet.
482
00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:29,846
Say, isn't anybody gonna
eat my bean curd cakes?
483
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:33,997
I'm gonna stop this myself.
484
00:22:36,305 --> 00:22:37,254
Hello.
485
00:22:37,322 --> 00:22:39,022
Yes, it is.
486
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:43,326
Now, look, Hazel, why
don't you knock it off?
487
00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:47,597
Oh... I plumb forgot!
488
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:48,849
Yeah, yeah, don't worry.
489
00:22:48,918 --> 00:22:50,684
Don't worry, I'll make it.
490
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:54,066
Well, kids, I'm sorry
to not eat and run.
491
00:22:54,090 --> 00:22:56,690
I've got to catch the
11:00 plane for Paris.
492
00:22:56,759 --> 00:22:58,404
Paris? What?
493
00:22:58,428 --> 00:23:02,363
A dinner at the American
Embassy for Georges... Pompidou.
494
00:23:02,432 --> 00:23:05,566
It's a bore, but you know
how sensitive those French are
495
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:06,634
if you turn them down.
496
00:23:06,669 --> 00:23:07,617
Oh, do you have to go?
497
00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:09,603
I'm afraid so, sweetie.
498
00:23:09,671 --> 00:23:12,122
Well, I wish you could stay.
499
00:23:14,276 --> 00:23:17,711
Now, that's nice to hear.
500
00:23:17,779 --> 00:23:21,849
I've really got to
go, but I'll be back.
501
00:23:21,918 --> 00:23:23,901
Good.
502
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,454
I'll get your bags.
503
00:23:27,523 --> 00:23:28,555
Yeah, let me help.
504
00:23:32,194 --> 00:23:33,326
I think Aunt Jenny's
505
00:23:33,395 --> 00:23:35,395
the most wonderful
woman I ever met,
506
00:23:35,464 --> 00:23:38,065
and I'm going to grow
up to look just like her.
507
00:23:38,134 --> 00:23:39,444
Honey, like I told you,
508
00:23:39,468 --> 00:23:40,779
genes are funny things.
509
00:23:40,803 --> 00:23:42,647
There's a good
chance you might not.
510
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,537
But there's a good
chance I might.
511
00:23:55,084 --> 00:23:56,349
It's from Aunt Jenny!
512
00:23:56,418 --> 00:23:57,517
What do you think it is?
513
00:23:57,587 --> 00:23:58,830
Well, if it's from Aunt Jenny,
514
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,821
it could be almost anything.
515
00:24:00,890 --> 00:24:01,822
Whoo!
516
00:24:01,891 --> 00:24:04,257
A plaster cast?
517
00:24:04,326 --> 00:24:06,304
I'm surprised
there isn't a leg in it.
518
00:24:06,328 --> 00:24:08,762
Let's see what she says.
519
00:24:08,831 --> 00:24:10,464
"Dear soul sister,
520
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:12,833
"I really goofed this time.
521
00:24:12,902 --> 00:24:17,137
"After Paris, I tried to work
off that fattening French gravy
522
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:18,706
"skiing in Switzerland.
523
00:24:18,774 --> 00:24:21,308
"I just got the cast off.
524
00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:22,710
"Had it autographed for you.
525
00:24:22,778 --> 00:24:25,212
Regards to the
gang. Love, Jenny."
526
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,047
My goodness, look at this.
527
00:24:27,116 --> 00:24:30,217
Jean-Claude Killy? Ooh!
528
00:24:30,285 --> 00:24:31,763
My gosh, Peggy Fleming!
529
00:24:31,787 --> 00:24:33,264
Sir Edmund Hillary!
530
00:24:33,288 --> 00:24:35,222
Paul Newman!
531
00:24:35,290 --> 00:24:37,224
Look at this.
532
00:24:37,292 --> 00:24:39,771
He's a racing car driver.
533
00:24:39,795 --> 00:24:41,228
Hello.
534
00:24:41,296 --> 00:24:44,064
Yeah. Who's calling?
535
00:24:44,133 --> 00:24:45,666
Just a minute.
536
00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:47,034
Jan. Yeah?
537
00:24:47,103 --> 00:24:48,235
Stevie for you.
538
00:24:48,303 --> 00:24:49,303
Oh, thanks.
539
00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:52,673
Hello, Stevie.
540
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:55,342
Saturday night?
541
00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:57,560
Yeah. At whose house?
542
00:24:57,629 --> 00:25:00,281
I guess that'll be okay.
543
00:25:00,349 --> 00:25:03,634
Of course, you understand
I'm not ready to settle down yet.
544
00:25:05,438 --> 00:25:07,788
I won't be until
I'm at least 60.
545
00:25:07,857 --> 00:25:09,706
And, even then, I'm not sure.
546
00:25:09,775 --> 00:25:12,091
But Saturday night's okay.
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