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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Isn't it marvelous, Alice?
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My cousin Gertrude is
finally getting married.
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For her, it's marvelous.
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For me, it'd be miraculous.
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Hi, everybody.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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What's the good
word, honey? Mmm.
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Well, Gertrude is
gonna get married.
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Gertrude... your
cousin Gertrude?
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The one and only.
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Quick, a chair, I may faint.
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Oh, Mike. The invitation's
for a week from Sunday night.
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Hmm. Gee, a wedding...
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Do I get all dressed up?
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Do I have to wear
a dumb old tie?
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Oh, I'm sorry, kids.
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The invitation is
just for the grownups.
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Not us kids?
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Well, Marcia and Greg are going,
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but they're older.
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And, um, Jan and
Peter are going, too.
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What about us?
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Well, there's a wedding
reception afterwards.
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I think Gertrude
thinks you're too young
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to stay up that late.
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Besides, weddings
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aren't all that interesting.
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You'll have a much
better time at home.
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Sure, the three of us will
watch TV, play games,
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have a lot of fun.
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Yeah. A lot of fun.
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You think you can fix it?
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Easy.
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What are you doing?
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We're fixing Marcia's radio.
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Can I help?
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This is kind of tricky.
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Yeah, it's too
technical for little kids.
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I could hand you
tools and things.
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Maybe some other time, Bobby.
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No, Cindy.
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It's too hard for you.
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But why can't I help?
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The chair goes in my room, too.
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Look, Cindy, this isn't a game.
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If you mess up the paint,
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we're going to have
to do it all over again.
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Greg and Peter won't even let me
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help fix a dumb old radio.
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"It's too tricky."
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I can't even help paint a chair.
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We're not even important
enough to go to the wedding.
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Why can't us little kids
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do things that
are important, too?
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Hey, that gives
me an idea, Cindy!
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What?
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We'll do something important.
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That'll show them.
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Like what?
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Like... I don't know.
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But I'll think of something.
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Yeah!
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Something really,
really important.
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Boy, I know something
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that would make
us really important.
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What?
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But we can't do it.
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Well, maybe we could... tell me.
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Well, wouldn't it be great if we
could stow away on a spaceship?
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A spaceship? Wow!
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We'd be the first
little kids on the moon.
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But even if we could, Mom
and Dad wouldn't let us go.
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Yeah.
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They probably wouldn't
let us climb the Alps, either.
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Well, let's think
of something else.
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I'm tired of thinking.
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And it's almost
time for Cartoon King
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on television.
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I thought of something
else important we could do.
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What?
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Well, wouldn't it be great
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if we could go to New York
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and climb to the top of
the Empire State Building?
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I bet lots of people
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have climbed to the top of
the Empire State Building.
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Not on the outside.
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Alice, would you please
raise the hem an inch?
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I want to wear
it to the wedding.
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Mm, okay, sure.
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Isn't it romantic?
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Cousin Gertrude
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getting married
after all these years.
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I wonder if I'll
ever get married.
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Well, I certainly would start to
worry about that if I were you.
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I mean, after all, here you
are almost 13, over the hill.
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And last but not least, here's
the human side of the news.
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Cartoon King comes on next.
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This afternoon, two enterprising
and very tired college boys
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in Farrellville are
out to set a record.
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They've been on a teeter-totter
for 100 straight hours.
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They're almost there...
The old record is 124 hours.
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124 hours up and
down, without a stop.
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Now, there's a
record to shoot at.
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Did you hear that?
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What if we set a new record?
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Yeah.
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We'll start tomorrow morning.
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Well, I'll see you later, Alice.
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You're off and
running pretty early
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for a Saturday
morning, Mrs. Brady.
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Oh, yeah, I gotta get downtown
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and get Gertrude
a wedding present.
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I sure hope I can get
her something different.
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You know what I mean, Alice?
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Yeah, everybody always gives
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the obvious, like toasters.
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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Mr. Brady and I
got nine of them.
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We didn't know whether
we were getting married
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or opening a restaurant.
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Everybody sure is in
a hurry this morning.
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We gotta get started early.
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We're going to set
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a new teeter-totter
record, okay, Mom?
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Sure, kids. Have fun. Bye.
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Well, I'd better get going.
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I sure hope I can find
something for Gertrude, Alice.
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You know, she isn't the easiest
person in the world to buy for.
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Well, she already has
the best gift for a wedding.
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A man.
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Well, I'll see you later.
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Hi, Dad. Hi.
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Hi, kids.
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Guess what we're going to do?
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When I get home, Bob.
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I'm late for an appointment.
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We're going to set a
new teeter-totter record.
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Oh? Mom said we could.
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Well, good for you.
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Have fun, kids.
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Bye! Bye. Bye-bye!
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It'll take a long time
to set the record.
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Are your muscles in good shape?
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I guess so. Are yours?
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Sure. Feel this.
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I don't feel anything.
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Well... maybe it's
in the other arm.
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Hey, Alice, have you
got a watch? Yeah.
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Tell us exactly what
time it is when we start.
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Start?
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For the new
teeter-totter record.
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It has to be official.
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Aha. Okay, official, right.
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All right, uh, let's see.
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It's three minutes after 8:00.
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And... go!
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Hey, Alice, what time is it now?
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Three minutes and
20 seconds after 8:00.
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Gee, that's 20 seconds already.
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Yeah, we only have to do this
about... a million more times.
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Jan, would you zip me up?
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Sure.
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Do you think my dress
is short enough now?
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Sure, it looks fine.
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Are you sure?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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I'm trying to look at myself.
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Well, so am I.
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Come in.
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Here's your radio.
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We did it.
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Thanks. What was
the matter with it?
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Your variable tuner
was out of whack.
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Wow. And you fixed it?
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Nothing to it.
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Nothing to it for him.
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I fixed it.
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Thanks, Greg.
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That's okay.
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What are you girls
all dressed up for?
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It's for the wedding.
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That's next week.
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Why wait till the last minute?
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Hey, if they're going
to wear junk like that,
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we're going to have to
get all dressed up, too.
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Why, sure. It's a wedding.
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It's the most romantic thing
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that can ever
happen in a girl's life.
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What about the poor guy?
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Don't you want to get married?
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Sure! When I got
nothing else to live for.
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I mean, don't you want
a home and children?
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We already got a home...
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And a whole bunch of children.
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Come on.
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Hi, Alice.
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Hi, Mrs. Brady.
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Well, I think I got
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the perfect gift for Gertrude...
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Something I'm sure no
one else would think of.
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Oh, what's that?
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A silver frog.
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Oh, a silver frog.
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Well, you're right, it's
a million-to-one shot
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she won't even get a green one.
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Oh, Alice.
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A frog for flowers.
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See? This part is the frog
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and then you can use this
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for candy or nuts or anything.
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Hey, that's kind of
pretty. Isn't that great?
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Hey, is somebody
going on a picnic?
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Oh, no, no, this is
just a little something
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for Mr. Teeter and Miss Totter.
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Mr. Teeter and Miss Totter?
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They're out to set a
world record, remember?
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You don't mean to tell me
they're not still on that thing?
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Since three minutes after 8:00.
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I didn't think
they were serious.
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Oh, they couldn't be seriouser.
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Whew.
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You getting tired, Cindy?
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No, not much.
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You getting tired?
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No. We're getting close
to that million times.
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Okay, kids, lunch break!
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But we can't stop, Mom.
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Well, you have to
have a sandwich.
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That'll ruin the record.
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We've got to keep going.
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You said we could set a record.
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That's what you
said this morning.
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I really said that, huh?
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Just before you went
out to buy the frog.
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Well, you have to eat
something, anyway.
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I'll bet they can do both.
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You got to promise
me one thing, kids:
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That you'll both stop
when you get tired, okay?
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Okay, Mom.
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We promise. We're really
going to break the old record.
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Well, good luck, kids.
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By the way, Alice,
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what is the old
teeter-totter record, anyway?
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124 hours.
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124 hours?
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Milk... eggs... um... cheese...
266
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:54,128
potato chips...
267
00:11:55,865 --> 00:11:58,610
Buon giorno,
housewives everywhere.
268
00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:00,234
Hello.
269
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:03,537
Today, our Gondola
Gourmet is going to share
270
00:12:03,606 --> 00:12:04,989
the secret with you
271
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,575
of his famous Meatballs
and Spaghetti A La Florentine.
272
00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,577
Great. I'll have
that for dinner.
273
00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:12,180
I will go slowly so we
can make it together.
274
00:12:12,248 --> 00:12:14,126
Now we have our
skillet handy, yes?
275
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,482
Yes. No.
276
00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:17,791
The secret of spaghetti
and meatballs is the sauce.
277
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,253
We make that first
278
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,756
with my special mix
of spice and herbs.
279
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,091
Spice and herbs.
280
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,592
First, we must have basil.
281
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,094
Basil.
282
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,762
And next, oregano.
283
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,097
Oregano.
284
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,598
And then bay leaves.
285
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,477
Bay leaves, bay
leaves, bay leaves.
286
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:33,935
Now, the garlic.
287
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,104
Garlic. Where's the garlic?
288
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,571
Garlic?
289
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:41,526
Next, onions. Prepare
one cup, finely chopped.
290
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,339
Will you wait a minute,
I'm still on the garlic.
291
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:46,564
Alice! Alice, can
you come out here?
292
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,066
Oh, I'm busy, Cindy.
293
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:51,569
Our record's in danger!
294
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,070
Okay, honey, I'm coming.
295
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:56,908
And soon we will have
our sauce esquisita!
296
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,978
Sorry, I'm going to have
to sauce my own esquisita.
297
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,691
You know, Bobby, I don't
think we're quite even.
298
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,027
I seem to have a
little bit more ballast
299
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,428
on my side than you do.
300
00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:18,641
What's "ballast"?
301
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,598
It's a fancy word I use
302
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,466
'cause I don't
like to call it flab.
303
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,188
Hi, Dad.
304
00:13:27,256 --> 00:13:29,256
Hi, Mr. Brady.
305
00:13:29,326 --> 00:13:31,275
Hi.
306
00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:32,421
Alice is helping us
307
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,972
with our teeter-totter record.
308
00:13:33,996 --> 00:13:37,348
In the teeter-totter game, I
am what is known as a sit-in.
309
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,028
Sit-in? Hi, Dad. Thanks, Alice.
310
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,419
Yeah, you see,
I officially sit in
311
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,754
for all the contestants
whenever they have to do
312
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,301
whatever it is they have to do.
313
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,908
She means if we have
to go to the bathroom.
314
00:13:49,312 --> 00:13:51,662
Well, I can see you're a
friend in time of need, Alice.
315
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:55,349
You kids are really serious
about this, aren't you?
316
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,734
Yeah, we've been going at it
317
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:59,304
since three minutes
after eight this morning.
318
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,356
We're really going to set
a new teeter-totter record.
319
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:03,874
Well, I certainly hope so.
320
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,276
What's for dinner, Alice?
321
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,345
I'm starving.
322
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,623
Well, that depends.
323
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:08,927
What day is it?
324
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,599
Hi, honey.
325
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,623
Oh, hi, dear.
326
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,690
Would you believe
327
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,725
that those two
have been on that...
328
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:21,854
Teeter-totter.
329
00:14:21,878 --> 00:14:24,456
Teeter totter since
early this morning?
330
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,791
Yeah. Since three minutes
after eight, to be official.
331
00:14:25,815 --> 00:14:27,542
Well, do you think we
ought to let them keep going?
332
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:28,778
Oh, sure. Why not?
333
00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:30,179
It's no worse than
if they spend a day
334
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,514
playing in the park.
Anyway, you know kids,
335
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,916
one minute they
want to do one thing;
336
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,450
the next minute, they
want to do something else.
337
00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:37,619
Well, they certainly have
their minds made up about this.
338
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,054
Yeah, well, their
minds may be ironclad,
339
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,996
but it's the other end that's
gonna make them quit.
340
00:14:42,065 --> 00:14:43,714
Aren't you getting tired?
341
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,716
Well, some of me is.
342
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:46,929
Why don't you quit?
343
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,030
I think it's dumb.
344
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,331
We're setting a record.
345
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:50,549
That's important.
346
00:14:50,573 --> 00:14:52,835
Right. We'll put an
umbrella over them
347
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:55,419
when the rainy season starts.
348
00:14:55,845 --> 00:14:57,144
Hey, I got a great idea.
349
00:14:57,213 --> 00:14:59,580
We can hitch up a
drill to the teeter-totter
350
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,081
and you'll be an oil well.
351
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,035
Go ahead and laugh.
352
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,104
We'll show you.
353
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,137
Yeah, we'll show you.
354
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,222
Wait till they find out
355
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:10,057
we're having spaghetti
and meatballs.
356
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,292
That'll get them in here.
357
00:15:11,361 --> 00:15:12,671
And next week
358
00:15:12,695 --> 00:15:14,673
you're gonna go for
the pogo stick contest.
359
00:15:14,697 --> 00:15:15,741
Hi, there.
360
00:15:15,765 --> 00:15:17,075
Is this the Brady house?
361
00:15:17,099 --> 00:15:18,633
Yeah, it is. Can I help you?
362
00:15:18,701 --> 00:15:20,746
My name's Winters,
Daily Chronicle.
363
00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:21,914
Hi. I'm Bobby Brady.
364
00:15:21,938 --> 00:15:23,037
And I'm Cindy Brady.
365
00:15:23,105 --> 00:15:25,117
Oh, you're just
who I'm looking for.
366
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:27,019
Your mom and dad around?
367
00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:28,220
Yeah, they're inside.
368
00:15:28,244 --> 00:15:30,189
What's this all
about, Mr. Winters?
369
00:15:30,213 --> 00:15:32,190
Just covering a
little news story, son.
370
00:15:32,214 --> 00:15:33,948
Cindy and Bobby are news?
371
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,283
Sure. They're out to
set a world's record.
372
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,163
Would one of you mind calling
373
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,598
your mother and father?
374
00:15:39,622 --> 00:15:41,155
Yeah, Peter, go get them.
375
00:15:41,224 --> 00:15:43,385
How long have
you kids been at it?
376
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,559
Since three minutes
after eight this morning.
377
00:15:45,628 --> 00:15:48,262
Well, that's a
pretty good start.
378
00:15:48,331 --> 00:15:51,865
Mmm, a smell like that
could drive a man mad.
379
00:15:51,934 --> 00:15:54,601
Well, I just may dab
a little behind my ears.
380
00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:56,821
Mom, Dad, come on out.
381
00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:58,850
There're some guys out
here from the newspaper.
382
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,175
They're taking
pictures and everything.
383
00:16:03,079 --> 00:16:04,478
Tsk.
384
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,380
Look, one hand.
385
00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:12,953
Look, no hands.
386
00:16:15,124 --> 00:16:16,724
Better be careful, young man.
387
00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:18,459
You know, this is a
pretty big ambition...
388
00:16:18,528 --> 00:16:19,927
Setting a world's record.
389
00:16:19,996 --> 00:16:21,996
We can do it.
390
00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:25,461
Do you think you can
do this, young lady?
391
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,985
Well, if Bobby does it, I do it.
392
00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:30,004
We go up and down together.
393
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,224
Mr. And Mrs. Brady? Yes.
394
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:36,060
I'm Art Winters from
the Daily Chronicle.
395
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:37,640
Hello. Hi. Hello.
396
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,191
Hope you won't mind us taking
a few pictures of the children.
397
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,065
No. You mean this is news?
398
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,200
Sure. Great
human-interest stuff.
399
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,513
We have a lot of human
interest around here.
400
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,977
My brother and I just
fixed my sister's radio.
401
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,001
That's fine, son, but
one story at a time.
402
00:16:50,025 --> 00:16:52,960
I'm sure you're very proud
of the two kids, Mrs. Brady.
403
00:16:53,029 --> 00:16:54,673
Well, to the tell
you the truth...
404
00:16:54,697 --> 00:16:56,763
Mother very proud...
405
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,046
I guess you're a
little concerned, too.
406
00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:02,753
Well, uh, my husband and
I, at first we thought that...
407
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:06,139
Mother, all family, concerned...
408
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:09,142
Mr. Winters... I know
just how you feel.
409
00:17:09,211 --> 00:17:10,161
You do?
410
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,162
Thanks a lot, folks. Oh, good.
411
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,529
Good-bye, kids. Good luck.
412
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,693
M-Mr. Winters, would
you mind telling me
413
00:17:14,717 --> 00:17:16,261
how you found out about this?
414
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,053
We got a phone call down at
the paper first thing this morning.
415
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,754
Oh. Thanks.
416
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,624
Isn't that exciting?
417
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,492
I wonder who called
the paper this morning.
418
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:31,666
We did.
419
00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:33,494
We figured the people
ought to know about us.
420
00:17:33,536 --> 00:17:37,287
Yeah, even us little kids
can do something important.
421
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:38,438
Important?
422
00:17:38,507 --> 00:17:41,409
So that's what
this is all about.
423
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,477
Spaghetti and
meatballs is ready.
424
00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:46,713
Sauce Esquisita A La Alice.
425
00:17:46,782 --> 00:17:48,933
Boy, are you guys
missing something good!
426
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,284
Spaghetti and meatballs.
427
00:17:50,353 --> 00:17:51,651
They're not missing a thing.
428
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,765
I'm going to fix them
something special, too.
429
00:17:53,789 --> 00:17:55,717
How come they get
that kind of service?
430
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,003
Well, because they're
setting a record,
431
00:17:58,027 --> 00:18:00,272
and we don't want
to spoil it, do we?
432
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,296
Thanks, Mom.
433
00:18:01,364 --> 00:18:02,444
Thanks.
434
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,779
Dad, why is setting a record
such a big deal to them?
435
00:18:06,803 --> 00:18:08,748
Well, I guess
Cindy said it best.
436
00:18:08,772 --> 00:18:11,250
"Little kids can do
something important."
437
00:18:11,274 --> 00:18:13,207
And sometimes
we all forget that.
438
00:18:13,276 --> 00:18:16,310
Well, you know, kids want
to be part of things, too,
439
00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:19,947
and, well, I'm afraid sometimes
we give them the brush-off.
440
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,394
Like maybe trying
to help fix a radio?
441
00:18:22,418 --> 00:18:24,785
Or like that time
we painted the chair.
442
00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:27,822
Well, I guess we
all understand now.
443
00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:29,323
You got to admit,
444
00:18:29,391 --> 00:18:31,992
Bobby and Cindy
really made their point.
445
00:18:32,061 --> 00:18:34,073
Yeah, but I'm afraid
no matter how hard
446
00:18:34,097 --> 00:18:35,629
they try to break that record,
447
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,448
one thing is bound to stop them.
448
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,615
Get that arm in there. Come on.
449
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,298
I think it's just
about over, honey.
450
00:19:32,322 --> 00:19:35,255
They sure are giving it
everything they've got.
451
00:19:41,964 --> 00:19:43,497
Bobby. Wake up, Bobby!
452
00:19:43,566 --> 00:19:47,017
Who's sleeping?
453
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,930
But maybe you'd
better take a nap,
454
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,604
and I'll take one later, okay?
455
00:19:50,673 --> 00:19:52,406
Okay.
456
00:20:23,239 --> 00:20:25,740
Come on, sweetheart.
457
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,475
There you go.
458
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:31,161
Bob... Come on, wake up.
459
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,230
Wake up.
460
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:33,347
Come on in.
461
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,004
Boy, they really
got in the paper.
462
00:20:46,028 --> 00:20:47,839
Well, that's what they wanted.
463
00:20:47,863 --> 00:20:48,929
Read it, Dad.
464
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,164
Well, it says, "Bobby
and Cindy Brady
465
00:20:51,233 --> 00:20:52,766
"set out yesterday to break
466
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,835
"the world's
teeter-totter record.
467
00:20:54,904 --> 00:20:58,989
"They began their assault on
the record at 8:03 in the morning,
468
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:02,426
"and as of the taking of
these exclusive photographs,
469
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:05,195
"the two have been
teetering and/or tottering
470
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,530
"for several hours.
471
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,450
"The current record as
set by Ralph Nelson, 19,
472
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:14,087
"and Allen Rudolph, 20,
is slightly over 124 hours.
473
00:21:14,157 --> 00:21:16,390
"The young Bradys feel
that with a serious effort,
474
00:21:16,459 --> 00:21:18,025
the record is
within their grasp."
475
00:21:18,093 --> 00:21:20,727
How come you let us
fall asleep last night?
476
00:21:20,796 --> 00:21:22,429
You could have woken us up.
477
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:23,897
Before you get too upset,
478
00:21:23,966 --> 00:21:26,167
take a look at this
morning's paper.
479
00:21:26,235 --> 00:21:28,902
Yeah, I think you
might like what you see.
480
00:21:28,971 --> 00:21:30,170
That's us!
481
00:21:30,239 --> 00:21:32,139
Wow! We're famous.
482
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:35,443
You know, we're
really proud of you two.
483
00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:36,555
Thanks.
484
00:21:36,579 --> 00:21:38,290
But we didn't set a record.
485
00:21:38,314 --> 00:21:40,715
Well, now wait a
minute... Maybe you did.
486
00:21:40,783 --> 00:21:43,601
How old were those guys
you saw on television?
487
00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:46,554
Oh, real old... like in college.
488
00:21:46,622 --> 00:21:48,989
What's the record
for kids your age?
489
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,874
I don't think there is one.
490
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:51,943
There you are.
491
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,260
You set a record.
492
00:21:53,329 --> 00:21:54,372
Hey, yeah!
493
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,573
We really did!
494
00:21:55,597 --> 00:21:58,065
I hereby proclaim
Cindy and Bobby Brady
495
00:21:58,134 --> 00:22:00,968
junior teeter-totter
champions of the world.
496
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,078
Whoops, I'll get it.
497
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,375
Hello.
498
00:22:08,444 --> 00:22:09,910
Oh, hello, Gertrude.
499
00:22:09,978 --> 00:22:13,213
Oh, yes, we're
looking at it right now.
500
00:22:13,282 --> 00:22:14,781
Yes, they're very excited.
501
00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:17,117
Well, hold on a
minute. I'll see.
502
00:22:17,186 --> 00:22:19,686
Cousin Gertrude
would like to know if
503
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,833
you two celebrities want
to come to the wedding.
504
00:22:21,857 --> 00:22:23,824
Who wants to go to
a dumb old wedding?
505
00:22:23,892 --> 00:22:24,991
I sure don't.
506
00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:27,878
Uh, sorry, Gertrude,
507
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:30,380
but our two celebrities
are all booked up.
508
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,816
Thanks. Bye-bye.
509
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,134
Come on, Bobby,
510
00:22:34,203 --> 00:22:36,904
let's try to break some
other kind of record.
511
00:22:36,972 --> 00:22:38,172
Yeah. Come on.
512
00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:41,775
I thought they wanted
to go to the wedding.
513
00:22:41,843 --> 00:22:45,312
Not really, but it's
always nice to be asked.
514
00:22:45,381 --> 00:22:46,392
Come on, Jan.
515
00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:47,481
Where?
516
00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:49,795
Why don't we
break a record, too?
517
00:22:49,819 --> 00:22:53,419
We can't let two
little kids beat us out.
518
00:22:54,323 --> 00:22:55,739
I don't think we can stand
519
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:57,808
more than two world's
records in one week.
520
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,054
What do you mean two?
521
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:00,388
Well, there's the
teeter-totter record...
522
00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:01,690
And? Gertrude.
523
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,881
Anybody who spent 25
years shopping for a husband...
524
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,260
That's got to be
some kind of record.
525
00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:06,217
Hold it, folks.
526
00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:08,251
That's not a record yet...
527
00:23:08,321 --> 00:23:11,338
I'm still in competition.
528
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,595
How was the wedding?
529
00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:36,642
Oh, Alice, it was
simply beautiful.
530
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:39,433
Well, it just goes to prove
that somewhere, sometime,
531
00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:40,934
there's a mate for anybody.
532
00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:42,303
Oh, that's good to know.
533
00:23:42,371 --> 00:23:44,338
Alice, you wouldn't believe it.
534
00:23:44,407 --> 00:23:46,173
Fat, bald, wrinkled.
535
00:23:46,241 --> 00:23:48,008
Thin, scraggly mustache...
536
00:23:48,077 --> 00:23:50,260
You should have seen the groom.
537
00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:52,713
Mike... I told you not...
538
00:23:56,218 --> 00:23:57,951
That's pretty good.
539
00:23:59,888 --> 00:24:02,222
That's better, Pete,
but grip it on the laces.
540
00:24:02,291 --> 00:24:03,691
Okay.
541
00:24:03,759 --> 00:24:06,694
I thought Cousin Gertrude's
wedding was so romantic.
542
00:24:06,762 --> 00:24:08,061
Yeah, it was just like a movie
543
00:24:08,130 --> 00:24:10,263
with all those flowers
and everything.
544
00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:12,098
I've never seen so many flowers.
545
00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:14,134
And did you see
that veil and gown?
546
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:15,647
They were perfect for her!
547
00:24:15,671 --> 00:24:17,649
Still talking about
that dumb wedding.
548
00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:18,673
It wasn't dumb!
549
00:24:18,741 --> 00:24:19,806
It was beautiful.
550
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,892
"It was beautiful."
551
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:25,529
Do you take this woman to
be your lawful wedded wife?
552
00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:26,841
Yes, sir, I do.
553
00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:28,231
And do you take this man
554
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,528
to be your lawful
wedded husband?
555
00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:31,145
Oh, yes, sir,
556
00:24:31,169 --> 00:24:33,770
I take this man for my husband.
557
00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:35,572
You may now kiss the bride.
558
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,852
Here, in front of everybody?
559
00:24:39,428 --> 00:24:40,978
Very funny.
560
00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:43,080
Boys. Who needs them?
561
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,481
Yeah, who needs them?
562
00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:48,196
I guess we do if we're
ever going to get married.
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