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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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♪ ♪
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Bobby, come on!
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♪ ♪
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That guy's been following us
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all over the market.
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Why does he keep looking at us
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through his hands?
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Just ignore him,
and let's get going.
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Hi, there.
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Oh, you are it,
you are really it.
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We are what?
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Yeah, I've been looking
for weeks, for months.
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Oh, this is exactly right.
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The whole ball of wax.
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Uh, look, I'm a TV director.
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Here, read this
and then we'll rap.
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"Skip Farnum Film Enterprises"?
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Yeah, that's my company.
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We make commercials.
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Commercials?
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Yeah, TV commercials.
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For the big tube.
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Well, look, we want
you and your kids
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and your husband all on TV
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selling our groovy
product "Safe"...
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The greatest little
laundry soap in the world.
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Us, in a TV commercial?
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Yeah.
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Wow, that would be so much fun!
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Alice! Yeah?
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I'll help in a minute.
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I've just got to tell
Jane the fantastic news!
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Oh, no you don't! I
got the phone first!
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What fantastic news?
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Alice, you won't believe it!
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It's crazy! Wait
till I tell Mike.
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I'll believe it, I'll
believe it, what?!
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Alice, did you hear about it?
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Yeah, I heard all about it
except what it's all about.
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We're going to be on television!
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You're going to
be on television?
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Hey, you're going
to be on television?
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Yeah, we're gonna
do a commercial
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for a funny man who
looks through his hands!
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Looks through his hands?
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And you're going to
shoot the commercial
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right here in our
house, Mr. Farnum?
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Yeah, I got to lay
on a little realism...
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You know, the natural look.
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Read, enjoy... I got
to go scan the pad.
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Wow, look at the
size of that contract
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for a one-minute commercial.
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Yeah...
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You'd think we were
doing Gone with the Wind.
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Oh, groovy, man.
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Yeah.
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Who are you, pussycat?
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W-w-w-well, I'm Pussycat Alice.
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Oh, that face is, like, real.
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It's organic.
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Oh, you're definitely
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in the commercial, pussycat.
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Oh, that's who you
are... Mr. Farnum.
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Yeah.
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Uh, did Mr. Farnum go?
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Um, no, he's around
here somewhere,
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um, scanning the pad.
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Dad, I hate to be crass
about a thing like this,
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but does that contract
mention anything about loot?
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We get paid, yes.
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Out of sight.
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Is it a lot?
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Well, uh, considering
the amount of work we do,
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um, yeah, it's out of sight.
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Wow!
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Wait a minute, mister.
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The money we make
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is going into all our
savings accounts.
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Maybe we could just
have some of it now,
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for something a little special?
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Maybe just a little, Mike?
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Well, maybe a little.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Gaze on that amplifier.
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That must cost a bundle.
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Ah, maybe a couple
hundred dollars.
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You're dreaming.
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Nope, I am buying!
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With what?
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You printing your own money?
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The money we'll get for
doing the TV commercial.
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Dad said we could
have a little of it now.
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You call a couple
hundred dollars a little?
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A drop in the bucket.
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You make a fortune
on a TV commercial.
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Wow.
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I could buy that neat
electric train outfit.
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I bet I could have a minibike.
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After this commercial,
we'll do another one.
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We'll make thousands.
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Millions.
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Maybe more.
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I'm so excited about
doing the commercial.
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Me, too.
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What's the matter with me?
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I don't have dates anymore.
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Could it be my breath?
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I used to have the same trouble.
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Now I use Dazzle.
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It kills everything
in your mouth,
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including your gums.
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My trouble is my curls just
won't stand up in the rain.
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They get all frizzled.
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Next time, try Spring.
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It winds your curls up so tight,
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it lifts you right
off the ground.
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I wasn't... you.
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Oh, honey, aren't
you finished yet?
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I tell ya, I cannot
make head nor tails
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out of this show
business legal double talk.
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I think I better have
our attorney check it.
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All of that just to
sell a little soap?
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Oh, yeah, but not just
soap, honey... Safe.
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Oh, a thousand pardons, sir.
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The next time I
mention another brand,
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I'll wash my mouth
out with Safe.
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Well, to tell you the truth,
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I don't know how you tell
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all those brands
apart, you women.
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Well, it isn't easy.
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You know, we used
to use Clear and Bright
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until we found out
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it turned our water
dim and dark.
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And that's when we switched.
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To what? Help!
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Except we found out
that Help didn't help.
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And so that's when we turned
to Champ, the Dirt Fighter.
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Oh, not Champ, the Dirt Fighter.
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Yes, but we found out that
Champ couldn't take the Brady dirt
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and lost the title.
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And... don't keep
me in suspense.
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Well, then that's when
we switched to Best.
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When did you start using Safe?
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Oh, I forgot, uh...
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right between Champ and Best.
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Hold it, honey,
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you mean, we switched
from Safe to Best?
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Right, because Best is best.
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Well, yeah, but how
are we going to get up
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in front of millions
of people and lie?
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What do you mean?
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Well, look, we can't do
a commercial about Safe
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if you're still using Best.
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What, do you mean to say
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that all those people
that do commercials
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really use the products?
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Well, I don't know,
but I think they should.
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At least I think we should,
because otherwise it's a fraud.
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Gee, I never really
thought of it like that.
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You know what? What?
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I think I had better
call up Mr. Farnum
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and tell him it's off.
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Oh, Mike.
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Oh, the kids are going
to be so disappointed.
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It's a bummer.
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Yeah, we practically had
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all that money
right in our hands.
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Why would I be a fraud?
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I don't even use any
kind of laundry soap.
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That's not the point.
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If we're all in the commercial,
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it's like we're all saying
something that's not true.
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Get it?
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Gee, one minute
we're millionaires,
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the next minute
we're broke again.
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You know, Alice, I
think we set a record
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for the shortest career
in show business.
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Yeah.
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For one, brief,
shining moment there
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I was Pussycat Alice.
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Brady residence.
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Hi, Mr. Brady.
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Yeah, she's right here.
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Hi, honey.
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Carol, I just called Farnum
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to tell him the
commercial was off.
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I hope he wasn't angry with us.
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No, no, no, not at all.
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Uh, but he did tell me
something important.
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What?
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We've never used Safe.
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Honey, we went
through all that last night.
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I told you I did...
No, not this Safe.
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You used the old one.
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This is the new
and improved Safe.
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Just came on the
market last week.
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New and improved?
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Right, and if
we've never used it,
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maybe it is better than Best.
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Then we just test
them both and find out.
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That's exactly
what I was thinking.
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Then it would be perfectly
fair and honest, right?
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Right, and if Safe
washes cleaner than Best,
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we do the commercial, right?
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Yeah, right.
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Oh, that's great, honey.
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Bye.
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Alice, round up the kids.
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We've got a Brady
wash-a-thon coming up.
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A wash-a-who?
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Yeah, there's going
to be a showdown
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at the old washing machine.
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Safe against Best.
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And may the better soap win.
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Okay, now, you all know what
you're supposed to do, right?
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Right.
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Well, kids, I never
thought I'd be saying this,
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but I want you to go
outside and get dirty.
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Okay!
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All right!
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You asked for it.
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Now, Alice, you're the
only one who will know
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which clothes you
washed with which soap.
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And your lips are sealed, okay?
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Oh, sealed... Okay,
Pete, let me have it.
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My pleasure, sir.
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Okay, that ought to be enough.
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Pete, that's enough.
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Make it real mushy.
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I will.
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Okay, that looks good.
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Okay, remember, smush
it all over each other.
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Okay, ready?
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Ready. Ready.
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Get your hands in there.
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One, two, three... smush!
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Are you ready?
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Ready.
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On your mark... Get set... Go!
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Oh, hi, honey.
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You're just in time
for the judging. Mm.
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On the left is pile "A,"
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and on the right is pile "B."
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Which one do you
think is the cleanest?
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Well...
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Well, uh... Well?
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I'd say pile "A."
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00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,665
Well, then, that
makes it unanimous.
267
00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:49,500
I vote for pile "A."
268
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,713
Well, Alice, which
soap is Safe...
269
00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:53,271
"A" or "B"?
270
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:58,159
The winner is... the
envelope, please.
271
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,967
The winner is...
272
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,087
Well, it says pile "A,"
273
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:12,757
but I can't remember
whether pile "A"
274
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:15,159
is Best or Safe.
275
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,278
Oh, no.
276
00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:19,959
What are we gonna do about it?
277
00:13:19,983 --> 00:13:22,099
Oh, no problem, Mr. Brady.
278
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:25,937
Kids, put your old clothes
back on and dirty up again.
279
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,492
Well, this time I say pile "B."
280
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:32,627
Pile "B."
281
00:13:32,696 --> 00:13:34,028
Unanimous again.
282
00:13:34,097 --> 00:13:38,299
Okay, the winner
is... pile "B" is Safe.
283
00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:39,901
Then we do the commercial.
284
00:13:39,970 --> 00:13:43,037
TV, here we come!
285
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,045
Well, there you are, Mr. Farnum.
286
00:13:51,114 --> 00:13:53,314
We're all signed,
sealed and delivered.
287
00:13:53,382 --> 00:13:54,482
Out of sight.
288
00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:55,728
Everything checks out, Skip.
289
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,029
No problems, easy to light.
290
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,486
Crazy.
291
00:13:58,554 --> 00:13:59,932
Okay, you folks
study your script.
292
00:13:59,956 --> 00:14:01,467
We're gonna be here Saturday
morning bright and early
293
00:14:01,491 --> 00:14:02,657
to grind the cameras.
294
00:14:02,725 --> 00:14:04,091
Come on, man, let's split.
295
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,638
Hey, now, listen,
are you sure...? Uh...
296
00:14:05,662 --> 00:14:07,261
Mr. Farnum, excuse me.
297
00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:09,363
Uh, do you think we
might get a chance
298
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,598
to rehearse the script?
299
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:11,766
Yeah, 'cause, you know,
300
00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:12,978
we've never done this before.
301
00:14:13,002 --> 00:14:14,146
Hey, come on, cool it, man.
302
00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:15,314
Listen, don't
worry about a thing.
303
00:14:15,338 --> 00:14:16,482
You just learn those lines
304
00:14:16,506 --> 00:14:17,650
and leave the rehearsing to me.
305
00:14:17,674 --> 00:14:18,972
Ciao.
306
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:20,073
Right this way, Skip.
307
00:14:20,142 --> 00:14:21,408
Yeah, cool.
308
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,114
Hey, that "no rehearsal"
bit is just great.
309
00:14:26,182 --> 00:14:28,116
You really got it up here, Skip.
310
00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:29,996
Man, I got it everywhere.
311
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,952
And it's a real
natural family, too.
312
00:14:32,022 --> 00:14:33,587
Cool. And that's the way
313
00:14:33,656 --> 00:14:35,501
they're going to stay, dig?
314
00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:37,775
I'm getting cold feet.
315
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,143
Cold feet?
316
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,690
Yeah, have you read this thing?
317
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,559
Boy, that's not going to be easy
318
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,684
doing all this that we're
supposed to be doing.
319
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,153
You mean holding
up a box of soap?
320
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,499
No, I mean holding it up
321
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:53,841
and not looking
like we're... stupid.
322
00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:00,364
I wonder... What?
323
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,444
You know Laura's cousin
324
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,884
is an actress... Mierna Carter?
325
00:15:02,952 --> 00:15:04,351
Oh, yeah, Myrna.
326
00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:06,253
No, she calls herself "Mierna."
327
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,524
Well, she's not important
or anything like that,
328
00:15:09,592 --> 00:15:11,392
but why couldn't we call her
329
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,261
and ask her for a few tips?
330
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,609
Great. Call her.
331
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,864
Come on, call her.
332
00:15:16,932 --> 00:15:18,811
Hi, honey.
333
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,045
Here's that box of Safe
334
00:15:20,069 --> 00:15:21,447
you wanted from the market.
335
00:15:21,471 --> 00:15:22,603
Thanks, dear.
336
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:23,771
And just in time.
337
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,773
I was down to my
last cupful of Safe.
338
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,122
So was the market.
339
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,421
Safe really outsells
all other brands.
340
00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:32,446
That's because Safe cleans
all things better all ways.
341
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,482
I just couldn't do without Safe.
342
00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:36,917
It's the only brand
I feel safe with.
343
00:15:42,091 --> 00:15:43,791
No, no...
344
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:47,078
Kids, I'm sorry,
but it's all wrong.
345
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,280
Oh, Mierna, I'm so
glad we called you.
346
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:50,782
Would you please
tell us what to do?
347
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,199
Yeah, what's wrong?
348
00:15:52,268 --> 00:15:54,163
Well, you know,
you're just reading it.
349
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,654
No one's going to believe
it, you know what I mean?
350
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,106
Um, you're not motivated.
351
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,474
Motivated?
352
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:01,620
Yeah.
353
00:16:01,644 --> 00:16:03,160
How do you mean?
354
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,412
Oh, well, um, I mean...
355
00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:07,748
like what's your attitude
when you say your lines?
356
00:16:07,817 --> 00:16:08,916
What are you thinking?
357
00:16:08,985 --> 00:16:10,818
How do you... how do you feel?
358
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,597
You know, about
what you're saying?
359
00:16:12,621 --> 00:16:14,755
I never thought of all that.
360
00:16:14,824 --> 00:16:16,104
I didn't, either.
361
00:16:16,158 --> 00:16:17,438
That's important?
362
00:16:17,493 --> 00:16:18,826
Important?
363
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:22,046
Oh, wow, like... like,
motivation is everything.
364
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:23,648
I mean, it's what gives
365
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:26,900
the meaning and the
emotion to acting, you know?
366
00:16:26,969 --> 00:16:28,252
Could we try it again?
367
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,688
Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure.
368
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,923
What you're saying...
369
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,426
Michael, Michael, um...
370
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,496
Michael, you think
about it this way:
371
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:42,132
You think about all
the guys at your office
372
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:43,512
and how they've been telling you
373
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,214
how great your shirts look.
374
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,204
Mike, how clean.
375
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,567
And that makes you
proud, Mike, proud,
376
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,951
because you know
it's because of Safe.
377
00:16:51,994 --> 00:16:53,460
You see, Mike?
378
00:16:53,529 --> 00:16:56,297
That's the motivation that
gives you the attitude, right?
379
00:16:56,365 --> 00:16:57,731
Yeah, right, yeah.
380
00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,301
Okay, okay, so you think
about being at the office.
381
00:17:00,369 --> 00:17:01,649
Yeah, yeah.
382
00:17:01,704 --> 00:17:05,606
And, Carol, Carol,
you're thinking...
383
00:17:05,675 --> 00:17:08,075
you're thinking, "Wow,
384
00:17:08,144 --> 00:17:11,245
he brought me a
box of that stuff."
385
00:17:11,314 --> 00:17:13,247
And that makes you happy
386
00:17:13,316 --> 00:17:14,994
because your husband's proud
387
00:17:15,018 --> 00:17:17,835
of the way you wash his shirts.
388
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,369
See?
389
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:20,538
Okay, I'll try.
390
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:21,683
Good, good, good.
391
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,385
And remember, lots of energy.
392
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:24,586
Keep it up there
393
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,738
because acting
is bigger than life.
394
00:17:26,762 --> 00:17:29,629
Listen, Myrna... Mierna. Mierna.
395
00:17:29,698 --> 00:17:33,233
Uh, Mierna, I don't
think I can do this.
396
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,269
Oh, no, no, no.
397
00:17:35,338 --> 00:17:37,171
You're doing fine.
398
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,973
You're getting it.
Really, you are.
399
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:41,075
Hey, Mike... Mike,
the seed is there.
400
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,277
All you have to do is
let it grow, you know?
401
00:17:43,346 --> 00:17:44,611
Let it grow, right?
402
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:45,824
Okay, now let's try it again.
403
00:17:45,848 --> 00:17:47,014
And remember,
404
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:49,349
up there, energy,
bigger than life.
405
00:17:49,418 --> 00:17:50,468
Okay?
406
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,870
Yeah, okay. Come on.
407
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,309
Hi, honey.
408
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,439
Here's that box
of Safe you wanted
409
00:18:01,463 --> 00:18:02,743
from the office.
410
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,515
Uh, the market.
411
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,852
Thanks, dear and just in time!
412
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,255
I was down to my
last cupful of Safe.
413
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,601
So was the market.
414
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,427
Boy, it really outsells
all other brands.
415
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,930
Good, good, good,
good, that's really good.
416
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,409
Only, a little bit
bigger, though.
417
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,811
Because you gotta... you
gotta grab that audience,
418
00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:22,978
you know what I mean? Bigger?
419
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,101
Yes. One more time now.
420
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,102
Come on.
421
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,103
Okay.
422
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,283
Give me my Safe.
423
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,605
Hi, honey.
424
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:29,941
Here's the box of Safe
425
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,709
that you wanted from the market.
426
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,911
Hmm, motivation, huh?
427
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,646
Bigger than life, hmm?
428
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:39,283
I think I'm going to
try some of that myself.
429
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,495
Parents, kids...
430
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:41,997
Housekeeper. Housekeeper, yeah.
431
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,233
In that order: parents,
kids, housekeeper.
432
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,500
Groovy. Okay, good.
433
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:46,657
Okay, now, team.
434
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,304
I want you to listen to
what I'm laying down.
435
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:49,905
Now, love, you're over
there at the counter,
436
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,307
see, you're making
with the greenery.
437
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,996
Then, pops, you
come flipping in,
438
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,743
and you lay this box of
flakes on the little lady,
439
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,077
then you have a
little rap session,
440
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,301
and then we cut, dig?
441
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,514
I think so. Groovy.
442
00:18:58,538 --> 00:18:59,548
Excuse me, Mr. Farnum,
443
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,949
but when do we get to rehearse?
444
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,390
Oh, we're not going to rehearse.
445
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:03,741
Oh, don't worry.
446
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,120
Now trust me, pussycat,
it's just going to be great.
447
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,410
Just going to be great.
448
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,411
Here, you stand over here.
449
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,523
Now just trust me.
450
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:09,591
Groovy, groovy.
451
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,648
Oh... my rock.
452
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,283
Come on, let's make film.
453
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:16,220
Let me check the shot.
454
00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:22,660
Yeah, groovy.
455
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,095
Okay, let's crank one up.
456
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,231
Okay, kids, right in there.
457
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,699
Rolling.
458
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:29,800
Speed.
459
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,802
Action.
460
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:35,484
Hi, honey.
461
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,874
Here's that box of Safe
462
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,154
that you wanted from the market.
463
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:43,414
Wow... And just in time.
464
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:47,351
I was down to my
last cupful of Safe!
465
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,205
Cut!
466
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:53,056
Stop.
467
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,775
Stop, stop.
468
00:19:54,844 --> 00:19:57,227
What was that?
469
00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:59,480
I mean, where's
that Mrs. America
470
00:19:59,549 --> 00:20:01,059
that I dug in the parking lot?
471
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:03,167
And you, pops, my rock.
472
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,970
Man, you look like you
flew in from a feather factory.
473
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,505
I was motivating.
474
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,886
I was thinking of
the boys in the office.
475
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,393
What boys in the office?
476
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,039
The ones who keep telling me
477
00:20:14,063 --> 00:20:15,429
how clean my shirts are.
478
00:20:15,498 --> 00:20:16,596
Yeah, and I was thinking,
479
00:20:16,665 --> 00:20:19,566
"Wow, he brought
me a box of that stuff."
480
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,969
Oh, you're putting me on, right?
481
00:20:22,038 --> 00:20:24,366
Well, I was working
on an attitude.
482
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,572
Me, too.
483
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:26,840
Attitude?
484
00:20:26,909 --> 00:20:29,510
Well, I'll give you
an attitude: relax.
485
00:20:29,579 --> 00:20:31,695
Look, come in here
for one minute, will you?
486
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:34,131
Just go in there
and cool it, all right?
487
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:36,600
Now just unwind, just
sit down and unwind,
488
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:40,271
and I'll get back
to you in a minute.
489
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,200
Hey, man, are the kids ready?
490
00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:43,369
The kids are
ready, Skip. Groovy.
491
00:20:43,393 --> 00:20:45,158
All right, let's move
it, now, in a hurry.
492
00:20:45,227 --> 00:20:46,460
Are the kids ready?
493
00:20:46,529 --> 00:20:47,906
Ready! All right, let's move it.
494
00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:49,241
I don't know what happens
when you put a camera
495
00:20:49,265 --> 00:20:50,542
on a bunch of squares...
They just flip out.
496
00:20:50,566 --> 00:20:51,699
Baby, baby, just cool it.
497
00:20:51,768 --> 00:20:53,545
It's going to be fine.
Yeah, okay, okay.
498
00:20:53,569 --> 00:20:54,668
Okay, great, great.
499
00:20:54,737 --> 00:20:56,670
Okay, kids, be ready now.
500
00:20:56,739 --> 00:20:57,838
All right.
501
00:20:57,907 --> 00:20:59,050
Rolling.
502
00:20:59,074 --> 00:21:00,007
Speed.
503
00:21:00,075 --> 00:21:01,224
Action.
504
00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:10,735
Cut, cut, cut!
505
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:14,588
Kids, what's with all this dirt?
506
00:21:14,656 --> 00:21:17,208
We were supposed to be
out playing, Mr. Farnum.
507
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,725
In a swamp?
508
00:21:18,794 --> 00:21:22,479
Well, we made ourselves
extra dirty on purpose.
509
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:25,299
Yeah, 'cause we know
Safe cleans anything!
510
00:21:26,602 --> 00:21:28,102
We were motivated.
511
00:21:28,170 --> 00:21:30,137
Motiv... oh, man.
512
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,256
Nobody up there digs me.
513
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:34,839
Come on, out, out.
514
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,020
Get out now, now.
515
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,522
Get yourself cleaned up.
516
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,524
Now, dirty okay, but blech, no.
517
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,315
Out, come on, come on.
518
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,817
Let's go, let's go, out.
519
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:45,029
Hey, man, the housekeeper.
520
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:46,153
Is the housekeeper ready?
521
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,665
Housekeeper's ready, Skip.
522
00:21:47,689 --> 00:21:49,033
All right, let's move it
back. Come on, move it.
523
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:50,368
Is the housekeeper ready?
524
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,625
Come on, let's go, let's go.
525
00:21:51,693 --> 00:21:53,037
It's costing bread,
don't you understand?
526
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:54,995
Take it easy,
Skip. Okay, all right,
527
00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:56,396
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
528
00:21:56,465 --> 00:21:59,010
All right, housekeeper,
be ready now. Be ready.
529
00:21:59,034 --> 00:22:00,212
Ready. Rolling.
530
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,236
Speed.
531
00:22:01,304 --> 00:22:02,619
Action.
532
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:17,451
Oh, no, no, stop, stop, cut!
533
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:18,902
Did I do something wrong?
534
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,372
What was that, the
dance of the good fairy?
535
00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,140
And what's with that spaghetti?
536
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:24,353
Look, I was motivating.
537
00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:25,709
Motivating!
538
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,856
Well, I figured that Safe
washed clothes so fast
539
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,240
I had time to go to
the beauty parlor.
540
00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:35,686
Okay... now I'm motivating.
541
00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:37,766
Everybody, everybody
come in here, please.
542
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:39,139
Everybody in here.
543
00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:45,662
Now, look, I want you to
know that this whole gig is off.
544
00:22:45,731 --> 00:22:48,865
Kaput! I mean, the
whole thing is a washout.
545
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,487
My nice, natural family is
just a bunch of ding-a-lings.
546
00:22:53,556 --> 00:22:55,534
We were only trying to
be helpful, Mr. Farnum.
547
00:22:55,558 --> 00:22:56,990
We took some acting lessons.
548
00:22:57,059 --> 00:22:58,537
We just wanted to
be bigger than life.
549
00:22:58,561 --> 00:23:00,205
Well, you'll be bigger,
but not in my life.
550
00:23:00,229 --> 00:23:01,261
Now come on, get out.
551
00:23:01,330 --> 00:23:02,474
Out. Out of my
house. All of you.
552
00:23:02,498 --> 00:23:03,430
This is my house.
553
00:23:03,499 --> 00:23:04,764
Hmm? Oh.
554
00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:07,267
Come on, man, let's split.
555
00:23:07,336 --> 00:23:08,268
Wrap it up.
556
00:23:08,337 --> 00:23:09,548
Hey, wait a minute.
557
00:23:09,572 --> 00:23:11,572
You know, this whole
scene reminds me
558
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,874
of that horrible actress
we worked with?
559
00:23:13,942 --> 00:23:15,487
What was...? Mierna Carter.
560
00:23:15,511 --> 00:23:16,655
That's the nut... Myrna Carter!
561
00:23:16,679 --> 00:23:17,959
No, Mierna.
562
00:23:18,013 --> 00:23:19,624
Mierna, Myrna, I don't care!
563
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:22,128
She blew my mind back there...!
564
00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:37,492
Alice, would you come
here a minute, please?
565
00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:38,849
I still don't understand
566
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,862
this special
delivery letter I got.
567
00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:41,986
It must be quite a letter.
568
00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:43,153
I think you've read it
569
00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:44,532
at least six times
since this morning.
570
00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:46,368
Well, would you sit
down and listen to this?
571
00:23:46,392 --> 00:23:48,703
"In compliance with our
contractual agreement,
572
00:23:48,727 --> 00:23:50,205
"Skip Farnum Film Enterprises
573
00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:52,040
"will meet its
obligation of payment.
574
00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:53,630
"As to manner of payment,
575
00:23:53,699 --> 00:23:56,149
we refer you to
Section 12, Article C,
576
00:23:56,218 --> 00:23:58,652
Paragraph 42 of contract."
577
00:23:58,721 --> 00:24:00,031
Now what do you
suppose they mean
578
00:24:00,055 --> 00:24:01,422
by "manner of payment"?
579
00:24:01,490 --> 00:24:03,924
Sorry, Hungarian
goulash I understand.
580
00:24:03,992 --> 00:24:05,926
Legal goulash I don't.
581
00:24:05,994 --> 00:24:07,472
Well, I guess we'll
just have to wait
582
00:24:07,496 --> 00:24:08,640
for Mr. Brady to get home.
583
00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:09,996
Maybe he'll know.
584
00:24:16,005 --> 00:24:18,022
What in the world...?
585
00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:20,407
One of you Mrs. Brady?
586
00:24:20,476 --> 00:24:21,875
I'm Mrs. Brady.
587
00:24:21,944 --> 00:24:23,827
Got a delivery for you.
588
00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:27,113
I don't remember
ordering anything.
589
00:24:27,182 --> 00:24:29,950
Maybe Mr. Brady did.
590
00:24:30,018 --> 00:24:35,989
Excuse me... Sign here.
591
00:24:37,460 --> 00:24:39,526
What am I signing for?
592
00:24:39,595 --> 00:24:42,112
It's from Farnum
Film Enterprises.
593
00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:44,297
Safe laundry soap.
594
00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:49,686
Guess what they meant
by "manner of payment"?
595
00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:51,522
48 boxes of soap?
596
00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:53,040
Down, Harry.
597
00:24:53,109 --> 00:24:54,474
48 boxes?
598
00:24:54,543 --> 00:24:58,012
Lady, you got
2,000 boxes coming.
599
00:25:02,618 --> 00:25:04,101
Where do you want them?
600
00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:08,884
Where do you want them, lady?
601
00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:12,509
Oh, Alice.
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