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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of
a man named Brady
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was ♪
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♪ Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must ♪
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♪ Somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way they all ♪
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♪ Became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way they became ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch. ♪
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Hey!
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Tinker... to Evers...
to Chance... Who?
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Who?!
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Tinker to Evers to Chance.
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That's the greatest double
play combination in baseball.
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Cool. When was that?
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Oh, about...
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Oh, yeah? I don't even
tell my mother how old I am.
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Keep moving.
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Willie Mays gets $125,000
a year and he's underpaid.
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Water, milk or plasma?
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Water.
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You okay, honey?
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Yeah, just pooped, that's all.
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Oh. The sandwiches ready, Alice?
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Yeah. All set.
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Hey, you going someplace?
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Marcia's nature study badge.
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Oh, that sounds like fun.
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Fun?!
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We've got exactly four hours
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to find and identify
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11 kinds of trees,
ten types of plants,
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six wildflowers and
three noxious weeds.
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Well, it still sounds like fun.
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Fun?! This is hard work.
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Oh-ho!
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Carol, hard work is
an hour in the hot sun
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with three growing boys.
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Playing baseball with the boys
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is fun compared to this.
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Eh, you women
just don't understand.
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Alice, what are we
going to do about him?
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"We"?!
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Last time I got between
a man and his wife
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was the last time I got
between a man and his wife.
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Mom, we're ready!
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Coming, girls!
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Bye-bye, dear.
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Bye. See you later.
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You know something, Alice?
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I could jog around the
block four or five times
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then take a nice cold shower,
if it weren't for one thing.
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What's that, Mr. Brady?
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I can't get out of the chair.
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Whoa-ho!
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Ooh-hoo... Ooh, uh, oh, ooh...
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Then, naturally, Cindy
had to fall into a stream
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and Jan had to go in after her,
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and I wound up getting
completely soaked.
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Well, it just goes to show...
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that the modern woman is
totally incapable of dealing with...
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if she'd follow the example
of her grandmother...
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she'd be far better off.
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Well, I certainly
can't argue with that.
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Honey, if I hadn't
spent the whole morning
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playing ball with the boys,
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you'd get all my sympathy.
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Do you realize that
in the past month,
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I've had to help Marcia
get her water fun badge,
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her foot traveler's
badge, her gypsy badge,
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and, this morning, her
Daniel Boone badge.
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And at the same time,
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keep two other girls occupied.
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Well, at least it's a variety.
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Do you know in how
many different directions
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three spirited girls can
move at the same time?
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Three. Three hundred!
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And next Saturday, while
you're playing in the backyard...
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Oh, Marcia's cooking badge.
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Honey, they're
girls... The gentler sex.
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Now, three boys are...
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much easier to handle.
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They are like heck.
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What's more exhausting
than playing ball
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with three young boys?
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Chasing after three young girls.
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You two are beginning
to repeat yourselves.
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Well, Alice, he
won't listen to logic.
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And she won't
listen to hard facts.
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If you're both so
sure you're right,
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next Saturday, why don't
you simply switch jobs?
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I wonder why Dad
wants to see us.
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I didn't do it.
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Didn't do what?
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Whatever it is Dad
wants to see us about.
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How's it going, boys?
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We won't do it again, honest.
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Relax, guys, nobody's
done anything.
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However, there is one thing
I would like for you to do.
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Anything, Dad.
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Next Saturday
morning, instead of me,
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Mother is gonna help
you with baseball practice.
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Dad, she's a girl, a female.
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You noticed that, too.
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We've got to get
ready for Little League.
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You were going to
help us practice bunting.
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It's just for a few
hours... One Saturday.
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This calls for a vote, right?
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Wrong. Wrong.
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Boys, I'm simply trying
to show your mother
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that helping girls is a cinch
compared to helping boys.
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Oh!
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Well, that's different.
Right, fellas?
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Right.
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Good.
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Carry on, men.
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Okay, Dad.
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Mom will find out
how tough it is.
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Girls?
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Have I got a surprise for you.
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Oh, what is it?
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Well, actually, it's
really for Marcia.
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And I know she's gonna
be so happy about it.
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What?
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Well, next Saturday,
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Daddy's gonna help you
with your cooking badge.
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Marcia doesn't look very happy.
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Mom, Alice won't even
let Dad in the kitchen.
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But that's the point.
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Sometimes a man has to be taught
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just how difficult it
is to be a woman.
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How tough it is to be a woman?
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It's easy for me.
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I think I know what
you mean, Mom.
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Aw, then you'll do it?
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If it's what you want.
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Oh, thanks, dear.
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Well, I think I'll
get ready for bed.
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Feel all right?
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Yeah, just a little
touch of a headache.
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Well, then, sleep's the thing.
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Besides, I have a little
work to do before I turn in.
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Well... good night, dear.
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Good night, honey.
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Rudiments of Baseball.
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Tips from Ruth to Mays.
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Baseball: The Art of
Offense and Defense.
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Hmm...
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How to Cook In 30 Easy Lessons.
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Thirty?!
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Cooking Can Be Fun.
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You, Too, Can Be a Chef.
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"Men on first and
third, with one out
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the batter must..."
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"Pour a cup of vinegar into..."
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"the catcher's mitt.
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This is the best way to
hide the signals from..."
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"the salt and pepper.
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Always make sure to
properly season every..."
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"umpire.
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He must not allow the pitcher
to touch his fingers to his..."
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"pot.
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Always remember that too
many onions or too much garlic..."
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"will keep the shortstop
away from the third baseman."
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One cup of sugar.
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One-half cup of white vinegar.
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One tablespoon of
chopped green pepper.
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Bat held high behind right ear.
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Weight on right foot.
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Hips horizontal
to flight of ball.
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Ah! Good morning, boys!
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Good morning, Mom.
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Well, mind if I
use one of these?
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Sure. It's a baseball glove.
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Yeah, I know.
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Well, your dad told me
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you were going to work
on bunting practice today.
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Okay if I, uh, play first base?
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Oh, Mom... that's third base.
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Right.
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All right, men.
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Now I'm going to give you the
art of defense against the bunt.
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Now... the first baseman
breaks for the plate,
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the second baseman covers first.
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The third baseman
breaks for the plate
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and the shortstop
covers second. Got it?
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Okay, Bobby-boy,
let's bunt that ball.
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Atta way, boy, atta way!
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Come on, sweetheart.
Atta way to go. Atta way!
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That, boys, is called an error.
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Yeah, that's what
it's called, all right.
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Now, boys, pay close attention.
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I'm going to show
you the proper stance
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in executing a bunt.
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Ready?
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Okay, now, the right
foot is in the back
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left foot is in the front.
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Bat is held high
behind right ear.
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Hips are pushed forward.
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Put your weight
on your right foot,
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flex your left knee.
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Place your left...
elbow toward left field
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and your right elbow in.
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Now, put your head
back, hold your stomach in
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and point your toes... out.
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Okay. Let's see you hit it.
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Sure.
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Ready?
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Yeah.
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Now, boys, very often a
bunt is used in a squeeze play
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so that a man can
steal home base.
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Could you show us how, Mom?
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Oh, sure, nothing to it.
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Now, the correct procedure
is to slide into home base
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to avoid being tagged.
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Okay, just watch this now.
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Clear out of there, Peter.
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Okay, you ready?
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See? There's... nothing to it.
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Apple turnovers for
anybody who wants them!
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Oh, boy!
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Alice?
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Is Mr. Brady around?
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No.
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Good.
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Marcia gave him a list
to take to the market...
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Things she needs
for her cooking badge.
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Oh, what I need is a hot bath.
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Then I'll draw one for you.
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Alice, I feel so stupid.
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Mr. Brady's going to have
a cinch compared to this.
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Well, Mrs. Brady, why
don't you just wait and see?
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Want me to put that stuff away?
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Yeah, while I
get the rest of it.
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You mean there's more?
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Well, I wanted to make
sure I got everything,
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and Marcia didn't
specify which kind.
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Idaho potatoes.
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New potatoes.
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Red potatoes.
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Sweet potatoes.
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So much for my seven-day diet.
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String beans.
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Lima beans.
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Navy beans.
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They must have been
out of kidney beans.
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I'm going to be
terribly disappointed
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if these don't turn out to be...
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kidney beans.
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That does it.
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That supermarket must
look like a disaster area now.
266
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,705
Well, Marcia has to cook a meal
for our whole family, you know?
267
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,940
Family? There's enough
here to feed Cleveland, Ohio.
268
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:33,451
That tub is good
and hot, Mrs. Brady.
269
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,152
Oh, thanks, Alice.
270
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,355
Now, you can use
any one or all of these.
271
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,656
I got deep heat, wet heat,
272
00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:40,124
muscle relaxer, ointment...
273
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,827
Alice? Alice, I'm stuck.
274
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:45,763
I told you, keep
moving, keep moving.
275
00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:46,897
How can I?
276
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,844
Every single, solitary
muscle in my body is aching.
277
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:52,203
You'll be fine in no time.
278
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,383
Oh, Alice, how long is no time?
279
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,940
Including outpatient treatment?
280
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,542
About four months.
281
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,589
Oh, if Mr. Brady ever
finds out about this,
282
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:00,723
I'll never hear the end.
283
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,780
Believe me, he will never know.
284
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,350
But I can't sit down, I
can't stand up, I can't...
285
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:08,152
Oh!
286
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:09,520
That's why he'll never know.
287
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:10,921
You put this stuff on,
288
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,823
he won't get within
two miles of you.
289
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,892
Oh, thanks a lot, Alice.
290
00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:16,193
Carol!
291
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,664
What's the matter, honey?
292
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,132
You okay?
293
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:26,638
Oh, I, uh, I was just getting
ready, uh, to take a bath.
294
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:27,673
Uh-huh.
295
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,206
How'd it go this morning?
296
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,876
Did you, uh, see the boys?
297
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,922
No. The boys were
gone before I got back.
298
00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:35,858
Great! I mean,
it went just great.
299
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,316
Taught them everything
they ought to know.
300
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,195
Yeah, well, I just
want to remind you
301
00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:41,830
to stay out of the
kitchen, honey,
302
00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:42,987
'cause that's my job.
303
00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:45,923
Okay, I'll stay
out of the kitchen.
304
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,025
She'll force herself.
305
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,661
I'll see you later.
306
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:55,700
Alice, help.
307
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:58,736
Come on. Come
on... That's a girl.
308
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,719
Marcia, I got
everything you wanted.
309
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,711
You know, sometimes I
wasn't sure, so I got quite a bit.
310
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:07,978
We saw you carry it in.
311
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,046
You're strong, Dad.
312
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:10,793
Now, uh, Jan's going to
have to do this next year,
313
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,194
so how about letting her watch?
314
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,184
Okay.
315
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:14,652
Hey, thanks.
316
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,199
I kind of think it would be a
nice gesture if we let Cindy.
317
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,256
Oh, do we have to
have the baby here?
318
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,225
I'm not a baby.
319
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,305
Come on in, Cindy.
320
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,995
Did somebody call me?
321
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,130
You were snooping.
322
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:28,199
I was not too snooping.
323
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,634
I was listening.
324
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:33,103
I, I promise I won't
get in the way.
325
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:34,271
Okay.
326
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,239
Okay.
327
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:36,407
Come on.
328
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:41,278
Cindy, on the step stool.
329
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:44,716
Jan, you're where
you can see everything.
330
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:49,354
Oh, Alice, uh, you can have
the rest of the afternoon off.
331
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,155
Well, I'd like to watch, okay?
332
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,901
If you promise not to help.
333
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:54,492
Cross my heart.
334
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,926
Okay.
335
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,140
Okay, Marcia, now,
what's on the menu?
336
00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,931
I thought we'd start
with chilled tomato juice.
337
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,878
Mmm, that's a good choice, yeah.
338
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,134
Yuck.
339
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,003
Got a better idea?
340
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,338
Ice cream.
341
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,306
I told you she was a baby.
342
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,141
I'm not a baby.
343
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:13,497
Cindy, now you
promised to be quiet, right?
344
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:18,649
After the tomato
juice... With lemon,
345
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,252
egg salad,
French-fried potatoes,
346
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:24,221
breaded veal
cutlets, string beans...
347
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,656
Did you get the string beans?
348
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:28,693
Oh, we've got string beans,
lima beans, Navy beans...
349
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:29,594
Go on, Marcia.
350
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:30,828
And kidney beans.
351
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:33,698
And for dessert, cake
with chocolate frosting.
352
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:34,932
Hey, yeah!
353
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,735
Okay, madam,
the kitchen is yours.
354
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,283
Hey...
355
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,799
There, now.
356
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:08,900
Hold it.
357
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:09,978
What's wrong?
358
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:11,002
Marcia, look.
359
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:12,169
No organization.
360
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:14,539
See, now, that's the
trouble with women.
361
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,074
You should only go
to the refrigerator once
362
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:19,310
and take out everything
you need, see?
363
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,078
Wait a minute, I'll show you.
364
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:32,222
String beans, lettuce,
mayonnaise for the salad
365
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:34,291
and... eggs.
366
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,238
Dad!
367
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,563
That was funny, Daddy.
368
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:55,713
Well... If an
accident does occur...
369
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,715
you clean it up immediately.
370
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:58,750
I'll do it.
371
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,952
It's my accident.
372
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,187
I'll clean it up.
373
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:06,156
Mr. Brady... No, I'll do it.
374
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,159
But Mr. Brady... Mom
uses a mop for that.
375
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,327
So does Alice.
376
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,696
I'll use a towel.
377
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,859
Marcia, you know, the
proper way to do that
378
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,249
is with an electric mixer.
379
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,084
I've never used a mixer.
380
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,419
Oh, it's simple.
381
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:37,221
Wait a minute.
382
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,656
This thing was invented
383
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:42,459
for the sole reason of making
life easier for women, see?
384
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:47,698
Now... we just put
the bowl under here...
385
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,134
turn it on.
386
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,571
Oh.
387
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,007
First, you have to
make sure it's plugged in.
388
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,278
Now, all I have to do is
389
00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:03,047
make this breading
for the cutlets.
390
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,115
You know, you need
a bigger bowl for that.
391
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:07,051
There's one over
here in the cupboard.
392
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,252
Careful, Mr. Brady.
393
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:09,865
I stacked a lot of
things up there.
394
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,266
Be careful, Daddy.
395
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,730
The floor may still be
slippery from the eggs.
396
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,992
No, I cleaned it up.
397
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:18,349
Oh, Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
398
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:26,804
I did all this?
399
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,873
In under two hours.
400
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,808
That's a new Olympic record.
401
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,210
Well, might as well clean it up.
402
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:34,311
I'll help you.
403
00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:37,615
No, I did it, I'll clean it.
404
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,516
And with a proper sense
of male organization,
405
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:42,687
it shouldn't take me
more than... two days.
406
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,622
No, no, 15 minutes.
407
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,669
Oh, 15 minutes to
clean up this mess?
408
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,659
And that includes
mopping the floor.
409
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:49,935
Go.
410
00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:32,603
I work better a cappella.
411
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:51,222
Mr. Brady?
412
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:52,400
Alice, I'm doing this.
413
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:54,158
Yeah, but Mr. Brady, I just...
414
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:02,066
Alice, what were
you trying to say?
415
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,935
When that floor
gets wet, it's slippery.
416
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:09,140
Thanks, Alice.
417
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,594
How you doing?
418
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:32,596
Well, okay, I guess.
419
00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:34,031
How about you?
420
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:38,635
Oh, pretty good, I... I guess.
421
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,615
Spending the
afternoon with three girls
422
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,940
isn't as easy as I
thought it was going to be.
423
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:47,078
Well, playing ball
with three boys
424
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:50,881
isn't exactly a breeze, either.
425
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,449
See?
426
00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:53,662
Honey... Hmm?
427
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,898
Could you, uh, zip me up?
428
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,688
Yeah, I'll try.
429
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,159
Thanks.
430
00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:04,561
Well, like the saying goes:
431
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:08,398
"The grass is always greener
in someone else's backyard."
432
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,445
Well, I guess we
both learned a lesson.
433
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:11,635
Right.
434
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:15,117
Oh, honey, it's not
that I don't love you,
435
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,985
but oh, my arms are stiff.
436
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:21,511
Mom! Dad! Dinner's ready.
437
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:22,847
We'll be right there.
438
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:28,018
Hey, I'm hungry.
439
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,153
Where's Mom and Dad?
440
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,454
They're on their way down.
441
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:31,700
Good, I'm hungry, too.
442
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,724
Listen, you guys
won't be so hungry
443
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,192
when you taste the dinner.
444
00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:36,660
Marcia made it, you know.
445
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:40,831
Wait till you taste it, smarty.
446
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,499
It's delicious.
447
00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:43,734
Well, how do you know?
448
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,502
I helped her.
449
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,537
Oh, here come Mom and Dad.
450
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:49,106
Hi, kids.
451
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,507
We'll be right there.
452
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:52,143
Mommy looks funny.
453
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:53,610
So does Dad.
454
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:56,947
Here, I'll get it, Mom.
455
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,015
Oh, thanks.
456
00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,150
Thanks, honey.
457
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,350
Thanks very much.
458
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:04,889
Hey, the table looks
marvelous, Marcia.
459
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:09,393
Now then, there's the dish
that ought to get two awards.
460
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:11,173
Hey, that doesn't look bad.
461
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:12,908
It even looks pretty good.
462
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:13,932
Thanks, Alice.
463
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,065
Don't mention it.
464
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,003
Dad, can I have the rolls?
465
00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:25,176
May I have the milk, Mommy?
466
00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:28,378
Oh, sure.
467
00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:30,547
Greg?
468
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,888
Sorry.
469
00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:41,926
This is great, Marcia.
470
00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:42,993
Thank you.
471
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,069
This is good. Yep. Real neat.
472
00:22:55,641 --> 00:22:57,385
No, I'm Buck Rogers
from the moon.
473
00:22:57,409 --> 00:22:59,243
You kids are excused,
if you want to leave.
474
00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:00,544
Oh, heard that one.
475
00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:02,313
Marcia, it was delicious.
476
00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:03,792
It was a great meal, Marcia.
477
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:04,816
Thank you.
478
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:08,785
Run!
479
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:10,087
Here, dear, I'll help.
480
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,323
Wait for me!
481
00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:16,160
Oh... honey, I am sore all over.
482
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:18,395
I can't move a muscle.
483
00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:20,130
You want to know something?
484
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,332
Neither can I.
485
00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:23,633
It's worse now than
it was before dinner.
486
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:25,314
It's because your
muscles have stiffened up.
487
00:23:25,338 --> 00:23:26,737
So have mine.
488
00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:28,339
Alice!
489
00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:31,408
Help.
490
00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:33,210
Don't say another word.
491
00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:35,045
Oh, thanks, Alice.
492
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,882
No, I can make it.
493
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:38,917
You sure now?
494
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:39,917
We'll be fine.
495
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:40,996
Come on, Gramps.
496
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,286
Good night, Mr. and Mrs. Brady.
497
00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:43,620
Good night, Alice.
498
00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:45,089
Good night, Alice.
499
00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:54,098
Night, Mr. and Mrs. Brady.
500
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:55,099
Good night, Alice.
501
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:56,414
Good night, Alice.
502
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,511
Night, Mr. and Mrs. Brady.
503
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:09,266
Good night, Alice.
504
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:20,324
Good night, Mr. and Mrs. Brady.
505
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:22,226
Alice, what's good about it?
506
00:24:22,261 --> 00:24:24,328
Never mind, Alice.
507
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:36,640
Certainly was a delicious
dinner Marcia cooked last night.
508
00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:39,087
Well, next Saturday, she has
to work on her sewing badge.
509
00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:41,611
Yeah, next Saturday, I promised
the boys we'd play football.
510
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,792
Well, I guess I'll have to
make patterns, cut material,
511
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:46,250
sew and hem, stitch and line.
512
00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:48,152
Yeah, just sitting
around with Marcia,
513
00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:49,331
sewing for a couple of hours.
514
00:24:49,355 --> 00:24:50,799
You make it sound like a breeze.
515
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,968
Well, it's certainly not as tough
as playing football with three boys.
516
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:53,958
Ha-ha-ha!
517
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:55,203
May I make a suggestion?
518
00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:56,827
Forget it! Forget it!
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