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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group ♪
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♪ Must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way they all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way they
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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No more milk? No.
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There's never anything
to eat around here.
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Hey, how about some help
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unloading the supply train.
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Bought any cookies?
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That's like asking Garcia
if he's got any messages.
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Tomatoes?!
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That's for grownups.
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The good stuff's
always at the bottom.
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Not always. Look what I got...
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Checker trading stamps.
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Whoops.
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There must be two
pages worth here.
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What are you doing there?
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We're saving them.
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So are we.
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We've been saving them
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ever since we were little kids.
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Listen, we only
got about 40 books
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to go to get a rowboat.
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Well, we're getting
something sensible:
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A sewing machine.
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Sewing machine?!
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Ha!
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That's for girls.
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Well, what do you think we are?
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All right, everybody, hold it.
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I've been afraid of this
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but as long as the
moment has come...
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Who gets custody of these?
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Come on, kids.
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That's it. Hurry up.
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My feet hurt.
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Listen, the next
time I take you two
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to a department
store on bargain day
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would you remind
me of something?
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What, Mommy?
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Not to.
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Oh, the peace and quiet of home.
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That doesn't sound very quiet.
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And not very peace.
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The word is "peaceful."
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You two go on
upstairs. Hurry up.
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Go ahead, give one
logical, intelligent reason
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why you should
have all those stamps.
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'Cause they come from groceries
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and taking care of
groceries is a woman's job.
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Yeah, well, eating
them is a man's job.
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I think maybe I should've
kept my big drawer shut.
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Greg, have you boys
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been saving up
for something, too?
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A silly old rowboat.
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Well, now, Marcia, I don't
think a rowboat is silly.
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You're darn right.
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It's not like a dumb,
old sewing machine.
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A sewing machine is
certainly not anything
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that can be called dumb.
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Hi, Dad. Hi, Dad.
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Excuse me. I got to
see a dog about a bath.
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Mom, we've always been...
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Dad, you know how
long we've been saving.
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There's a simple answer to this
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that'll make everybody
happy... Split them up.
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Of course.
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Okay. But I'll do it.
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Oh, no, you won't. I will.
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Kids, kids... Okay,
we'll both do it.
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Come on, for
goodness sakes, smile.
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Your problem's solved.
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Oh, see?
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One big, happy family.
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Now, where'd I put that brush?
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Hey, come back here.
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Here, Tiger.
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Hey, you're getting
the floor all wet!
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What's the matter
with you, Tiger?
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You usually enjoy a bath
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and believe me, this is
going to be a good one.
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Yuck.
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Hey, who took those two big
batches of stamps I had here?
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Not me.
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Well, did you see them, Bobby?
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What's the matter?
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I got to spit.
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Blecch!
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This is boring.
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Not if you make pictures.
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See? A horse.
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Hey, I can't find those stamps.
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They were just here.
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Okay, who took them?
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Who took what?
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A whole bunch of our
stamps just disappeared.
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That's very interesting.
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A bunch of our
stamps are missing.
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You putting me on?
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Did you see them, Jan?
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Oh, pulling that one,
huh? Trying to make
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it look like we
did what you did.
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Well, if you want
to know what I think,
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I think you did what
you just said we did.
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Boys are tricky.
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Okay, I think we've
had about enough of this.
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It's one thing to be
selfish about these stamps
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but to start accusing each other
of swiping them is something else.
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But Dad,
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they were right out
there on the patio.
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Well, maybe the
wind blew them away.
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It wasn't windy.
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There's no breeze in here.
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Someone must have taken them.
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Right. They didn't
just walk away.
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You want to bet?
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Hey, that's right, he
was out on the patio.
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He was in here, too.
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Hey, those are my stamps.
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They are not.
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Yes, they are. Are not!
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Oh, what are we going to
do about the kids, honey?
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The way they were grabbing
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those stamps from each other...
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Well, Mike, didn't you ever want
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trading stamps
when you were a boy?
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When I was a boy, I didn't
know what trading stamps were.
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Money either, for that matter.
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Well, I must admit,
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it does bother me that
they're taking sides.
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Like enemy camps.
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Look at them.
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Underneath those friendly smiles
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lurk the Hatfields
and the McCoys.
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Mike... Yes.
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Mike, yes, what?
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I think I have an
idea, but... But what?
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Well, sorry,
before it's official,
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I have to get some approval.
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All right, we'll start
with the girls first.
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You couldn't care less
about a rowboat, right?
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Who wants a rowboat?
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Yuck!
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Yeah, yuck!
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Well, I'm sure the
boys feel the same way
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about a sewing machine, right?
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Right. A sewing machine's
not good for nothing.
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Anything.
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It is so good for something.
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What? Sewing.
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That's nothing.
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Not as nothing as a rowboat.
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Thank you very much.
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You have just proved my point.
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Now, wouldn't it be nicer
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if we started treating
each other as one family
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instead of "we,"
"they," "you" or "us"?
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I guess so.
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Yeah.
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All right. Well, now, let's
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all pitch in and put all
of our books together
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and get one gift for the
benefit of the entire family.
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Hey, we can get
something right away.
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We've already got 40 books.
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And we've got 54.
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That makes...
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78 books.
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No, it doesn't.
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It makes... 87.
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It's 94, and why don't
you both keep quiet
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and let Mom talk.
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Thank you, Peter.
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Now that we're all in agreement
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here are the catalogues...
One for you and one for you.
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Oh, great, we can pick out
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the best thing for all of us.
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We can get something
wonderful for 94 books.
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Honey, it's a great idea.
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The important thing is
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they're picking it out together.
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At least they're on the
same side for a change.
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Dad? Mom...
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Well, has the jury
reached a decision?
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Yeah. Finally.
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I'll bet you we went through
this catalogue five times.
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Every time they
wanted something,
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we wanted something else.
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Until we finally
agreed on one thing.
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Well, that's great.
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Right. What'd you agree on?
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To let Mom choose it.
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Oh.
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Is that okay, Dad?
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Oh, well, sure, sure.
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What do you mean, "Mom"?
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Good. Now we don't
have to argue anymore.
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Yeah.
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Thanks a lot.
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Well, now you've
solved their problem.
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All you have to do is worry
about solving your problem.
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What do you mean,
"your problem"?
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Listen, you heard the minister
say, "for better or for worse."
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It's our problem.
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Oh. Well...
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Mike, I found it... the
ideal thing for everyone.
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Great. What is it?
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A grandfather clock.
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A what?
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A grandfather clock.
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I heard you, I just
don't believe it.
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Well, it's perfect.
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I can just imagine
telling the boys
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we're getting a
grandfather clock.
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Well, we can put it in the hall
and then everyone can see it.
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The boys don't look at clocks.
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They say, "Dad,
what time is it?"
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No, this isn't going to be easy.
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There are... Hey,
here's the perfect thing.
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Perfect for everybody,
boys and girls.
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What is it?
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A pool table.
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A what? For girls?
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Listen, when I was in college
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I went out with a girl who
was a very good pool player.
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I'm not interested in the
lurid women of your past.
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Besides, I don't
know how to play pool
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and neither do the girls.
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Well, no sense in
staying up half the night.
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You're right. Let's
get some sleep.
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Good night, honey.
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Good night, dear.
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After all, what difference
can a day make?
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Good morning, Alice.
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Might even say a
beautiful morning.
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Morning.
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There's something
there you ought to see.
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From your tone, some
kind of bad news, right?
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Right. Don't want to hear it.
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I'm in too good a mood.
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We decided to take our time
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about those premiums
for the trading stamps.
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Yeah, and if we
take long enough,
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they may each
have 94 books, right?
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Wrong. Uh-oh.
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Wrong it is.
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Mike, what is it?
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Oh, no.
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Well, this family better
make up its mind, and quick,
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or they'll be out of premiums.
267
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,224
We'd better break the
bad news to the kids.
268
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,636
And the company advised
269
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,294
redeeming their stamps
as quickly as possible,
270
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,498
with the last day of the
month the definite deadline.
271
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:07,843
To repeat, Checker
trading stamp corporation
272
00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,334
announced late yesterday
273
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:13,771
redeeming their stamps
as quickly as possible...
274
00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:17,542
I have the feeling the news
has already been broken.
275
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:41,566
Come on, you guys, we
got to pick out something
276
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:44,669
before that Checker stamp
place runs out of merchandise.
277
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,272
Girls, that's what's
making it rough.
278
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:50,041
It's easy to figure
out what boys want.
279
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:52,310
Maybe that's 'cause we're boys.
280
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,912
Now look, you guys,
whether we like it or not
281
00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:58,216
Mom and Dad said we had to
pick out something we all want
282
00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,884
and that includes the girls.
283
00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,852
Hey, how about a diving board?
284
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,855
We don't even have a
swimming pool, dummy.
285
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:08,193
I know. That's what makes
it just as good for the girls
286
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,594
as it is for us.
287
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:10,861
Forget it.
288
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,164
Hey, how about a
set of electric trains?
289
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,267
You know, with switches
and tracks that crisscross?
290
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,368
For girls?
291
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,370
We can put curtains
on the windows.
292
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,406
Hey, yeah.
293
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,406
No.
294
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,740
No?
295
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,108
No.
296
00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:27,445
Boy, Santa Claus
sure must have it rough
297
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,081
when he's got to
go to a girl's house.
298
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,626
Hey, how about a
nice, big hair dryer?
299
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:45,129
Cindy, boys don't
use hair dryers.
300
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:46,731
They should.
301
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,834
Boys have longer hair
than girls these days.
302
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:54,439
Hey. Wait a minute.
303
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,608
How about...? What?
304
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:59,110
No. Forget it.
305
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,050
Ah. Anything?
306
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:07,452
Not yet.
307
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,665
I sure wish they'd hurry
up and agree on something.
308
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,101
Well, they better, or they're
going to be redoing their rooms
309
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,924
with Checkered stamp wallpaper.
310
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,438
Excuse me, folks, I
thought you'd like to know
311
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,872
I just saw the boys
go into the girls' room.
312
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:19,108
Let's hope they
arrive at a settlement.
313
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:22,099
Well, at least they're
having a meaningful dialogue.
314
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,035
Hey, sounds like the
platoon leaders are coming.
315
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,103
Good luck.
316
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,338
I thinks so.
317
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:28,406
Me, too.
318
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,708
Mom, Dad, we've got the answer.
319
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:31,976
I got it.
320
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,779
All right, he got it,
but I agreed to it.
321
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,425
Well, come on.
Tell us. What is it?
322
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,949
We decided on the rowboat
or the sewing machine.
323
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,752
That we know, but which one?
324
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:41,830
Either one.
325
00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:43,020
Either?
326
00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:45,000
Well, you know it's got
to be one or the other.
327
00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,091
That's where the
contest comes in.
328
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:48,793
Contest?
329
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,228
Boys against the
girls. Winner take all.
330
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,630
Don't you realize that's going
331
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,209
to leave somebody
out in the cold?
332
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,133
We know that. Sure.
333
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,003
Well, as long as both sides
are willing to take the risk,
334
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,371
I guess it's okay.
335
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:03,308
The only problem we've
got is what kind of contest.
336
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,820
That's fair to both of us.
337
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,289
Well, that shouldn't
be too hard, should it?
338
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,613
I have it. Ping-Pong.
339
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,215
No. That wouldn't
be fair to the girls.
340
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,461
Peter's a champ.
341
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,697
How about a swimming contest?
342
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,020
Real fair, huh?
343
00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:19,089
After you won the 100
meter freestyle last year.
344
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,659
Oh, that's right.
I did, didn't I?
345
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,472
Excuse me, I have
some dusting to do.
346
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,862
At this time of night?
347
00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:27,732
Well, you won't be having this
conversation tomorrow morning.
348
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:31,068
Here's one... a relay race.
349
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:34,572
Oh, sure. Why don't you
just offer to run against Cindy?
350
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:37,642
Hopscotch?
351
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:41,011
Marcia, that would be like
my challenging your father
352
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,580
to an embroidery contest.
353
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,549
Weightlifting.
That's a great one.
354
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:45,594
For who?
355
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:46,651
Whom.
356
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,018
Whom.
357
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,965
Well, I guess there's
just no such thing
358
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:52,390
as fair competition
between boys and girls.
359
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,236
How about that
game with the cards?
360
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,460
Building houses?
361
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,095
That's perfect. Why didn't
anybody think of that?
362
00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,564
You just did, Mr. Brady.
363
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:05,737
Remember, kids,
364
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,805
mother and I are
the umpires, right?
365
00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:09,073
Yeah, right.
366
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,174
I guess so.
367
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,876
Whatever we say goes.
368
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,846
Now I think that Bobby
and Cindy should start.
369
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,124
Okay, everybody ready?
370
00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:18,549
Uh, just a minute, now.
Stand away from the table, kids,
371
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,262
'cause any little movement's
going to knock them down.
372
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,419
Ready?
373
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,953
Go.
374
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:24,321
Me first.
375
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,723
Why you?
376
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,358
'Cause I'm a lady.
377
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,659
Aw.
378
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,060
I am a lady.
379
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:33,330
If you say I'm
not, I'll bop you.
380
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,733
Let her go first. Come on.
381
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,668
There.
382
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:42,740
Careful.
383
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:45,943
How's that?
384
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,845
That's very good, Bobby.
385
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,581
Nobody said mine was very good.
386
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,717
Oh, honey, yours
was sensational.
387
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,889
Careful.
388
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,235
You next. Come on.
389
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,026
You're making me nervous.
390
00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:04,328
Now stop acting so jumpy.
391
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:05,530
Who's acting?
392
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:06,664
I am jumpy.
393
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:56,981
Take a deep breath next time.
394
00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:14,298
Come on, Jan.
395
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,150
Good man.
396
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:35,386
Come on, Marcia.
397
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,957
Oh, Marcia.
398
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:41,937
Marcia, be careful.
Your bracelet.
399
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:45,429
If she knocks it over that's it.
400
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:48,198
Shh. Be quiet.
401
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,648
It wouldn't count anyway
402
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,182
if she knocked it over.
403
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,305
It sure would.
404
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:56,541
Everything counts.
405
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,642
Would it, Mom?
406
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,276
I'm afraid so, honey.
407
00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:00,678
That's not fair.
408
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:03,047
Boys don't wear bracelets.
409
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,899
Mike, I think this is too
nerve-wracking for them.
410
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,746
Honey, I agree. I
think we better call it off
411
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,335
and find some other way.
412
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:28,272
Listen, you kids, why don't
you toss a coin or something?
413
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:30,908
We're going to finish it now.
414
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,342
Go ahead!
415
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,979
Talk any louder, and
you'll knock it all down.
416
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,631
Phew!
417
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,609
No, Tiger. Stay outside.
418
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,745
There's Tiger!
419
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:08,958
Keep away from me!
420
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:13,918
Oh! Oh.
421
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,319
That was an accident.
422
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:17,655
Everything counts.
You said it yourself.
423
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,157
Yeah, I'm sorry, fellas.
Those were the rules.
424
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:21,492
Oh.
425
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:22,960
It's too bad, boys.
426
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,062
Isn't it, girls?
427
00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:26,263
Oh, yes.
428
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:28,666
Oh, yeah, it's too bad.
429
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,445
It's awful.
430
00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,347
Hey, Mom, you got to
take us down to get us
431
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:33,604
our sewing machine.
432
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,339
We better hurry up
or the store'll close.
433
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:37,252
Or they might run out
of sewing machines.
434
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,376
Well, go on up
435
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:41,245
and get your sweaters. Come on.
436
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:46,150
Well, I guess they'll
just have to remember
437
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,551
like the fella said,
438
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,431
it isn't whether
you win or lose.
439
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:51,033
It's how you play the game.
440
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,624
Yeah, but that fella
didn't lose his rowboat
441
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,425
to a bunch of girls.
442
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,187
Oh, mother, the store's closed.
443
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,167
Well, I see a man in there.
444
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,124
Perhaps he'll take care of us.
445
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,930
Please.
446
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:37,101
I'm sorry, lady.
447
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,369
Please, mister.
448
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,138
It's been murder today.
449
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:43,607
We're closed.
450
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,512
No, no, no more premiums.
451
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:50,748
I've got to clean up.
452
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,460
Look, mister, I know it's late
453
00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:54,362
but you've just
got to let us in.
454
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,165
Look, you see,
we've been building
455
00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:57,833
this house of cards and...
456
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,256
well, it took over an hour.
457
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,559
We won. 'Cause everything
counts when you're building a house.
458
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,140
And we can get a sewing machine.
459
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,832
Even if it was Tiger's fault.
460
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:12,302
Oh, please, mister.
461
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,512
All right. Hurry it
up, will you, please?
462
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:24,782
'Cause I don't want everybody
on the street coming...
463
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:25,861
Oh, thank you so much.
464
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:26,851
We really appreciate it.
465
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,385
I'm sure you do.
466
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,258
It's been like this every
since they announced
467
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,238
Checker stamps was
going out of business.
468
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:39,908
All day long,
coffemakers, toasters,
469
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,531
heaters, blankets.
470
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:44,101
Doesn't anybody buy
anything anymore?
471
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,103
Don't you save trading stamps?
472
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,472
Who do you think was
my first customer today?
473
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:51,375
We've been saving
stamps a long time.
474
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:53,188
Our brothers were
saving them, too.
475
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:55,279
And that's why we
were building the house.
476
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,713
And we won because...
477
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:58,393
I know. Because
everything counts
478
00:21:58,417 --> 00:21:59,850
when you're building a house
479
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,219
and you won because
it was Tiger's fault.
480
00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:03,620
Whatever that means.
481
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,256
Well, we do have 94 books
482
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,892
and that is enough for a
sewing machine. Right?
483
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:11,461
Right. And somewhere in
here I got two different models.
484
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,230
Let's see if I can find them.
485
00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:15,199
Oh, I think
they're right over...
486
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:17,134
No. That's a home
beauty salon...
487
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:19,603
Hair dryer, makeup
table, three-way mirror.
488
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:20,671
Hey, yeah.
489
00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:22,072
Yeah. Yeah.
490
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:23,473
No.
491
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,009
We came here to
get a sewing machine,
492
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,476
and that's what
we're going to get.
493
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:27,722
Mom's right.
494
00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:30,225
We can make some groovy dresses.
495
00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:33,017
I think they're right...
come on with me.
496
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:34,852
I think they're over there.
497
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,854
There's so much
stock here that...
498
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,088
Excuse me. Remember...
499
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:39,723
Please, will you hurry up?
500
00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:42,927
Because I haven't had
even lunch yet today.
501
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,762
They were supposed...
Oh, here they are.
502
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,531
Here they are. Right
here. I knew they were.
503
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:50,367
This model has an
automatic buttonholer
504
00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:53,704
push-button stitch-setter
and a solid maple cabinet.
505
00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:56,874
And this one has, uh...
506
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:59,844
walnut cabinet,
automatic bobbin,
507
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,445
separate thread compartment
508
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,413
and an illuminated sewing area.
509
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:06,616
All right, ladies,
which one'll it be?
510
00:23:06,652 --> 00:23:08,063
That one. This one.
511
00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:11,055
Oh, no, not that.
512
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:13,023
No, no, no.
513
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,200
Okay, let's put it
right about here.
514
00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:24,668
Hey.
515
00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:27,437
Aw, Dad, what do we
have to look at it for?
516
00:23:27,473 --> 00:23:30,140
Because it's what they
call being a good sport.
517
00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:31,675
Now you might have won
518
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:33,710
and they might be
sitting here, right?
519
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:34,957
That's the way I wish it was.
520
00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:37,481
Yeah, well... Okay,
Cindy, go ahead.
521
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,452
All us girls want to
thank all you guys
522
00:23:42,488 --> 00:23:43,888
on account of
523
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:46,891
if you didn't lose,
we wouldn't have this.
524
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,859
Come on, kids.
525
00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:50,460
There.
526
00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:54,164
A TV set?!
527
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,443
A color TV set.
528
00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:58,235
Well... what happened
to the sewing machine?
529
00:23:58,271 --> 00:23:59,781
Well, when we got to
the redemption store
530
00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:01,917
and the girls saw that
rowboat just a few feet away
531
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,073
from the sewing machine,
532
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,853
well, they decided
to get something
533
00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:06,521
that the entire
family could use.
534
00:24:06,545 --> 00:24:08,891
Oh-ho. Hey, what
do you say, fellas?
535
00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:09,880
Sure nice of you, girls.
536
00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,081
Great!
537
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,683
You sure you didn't
nudge the girls a little?
538
00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:16,220
Well, maybe just that much.
539
00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:19,056
Oh, boy, this is
the nicest color TV.
540
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:21,191
Whose room's it
going to go into?
541
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:22,293
Aw...
542
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:34,188
Mmm, Alice, this cake is
positively out of this world.
543
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:35,322
It sure is. New recipe?
544
00:24:35,358 --> 00:24:36,490
New bakery.
545
00:24:36,525 --> 00:24:37,669
Well, if they turn
out cakes like this,
546
00:24:37,693 --> 00:24:39,104
they're going to have
customers waiting in line.
547
00:24:39,128 --> 00:24:41,528
Oh, they do, but it's not just
because they bake so well.
548
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:44,431
What else would you
go to a bakery for?
549
00:24:44,466 --> 00:24:47,201
Oh, they've got a very
special attraction there.
550
00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:48,702
Something new.
551
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:51,605
Golden Circle trading stamps.
552
00:24:52,808 --> 00:24:55,248
Oh, Alice, oh, please...
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