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[quick footsteps]

[woman] Come on.
Move in on him.

Cut him off!

Cut him off in the ring.

Going somewhere, Mr. Haley?

[Jaime] So how long has it been since
you've heard from him?

Three days.

Wayne Haley was one of our
most reliable agents.

Something must have
happened to him.

Well, have you any leads at all?

- That is why you're here, my dear.
- Uh-oh.

A-ha.

- Mr. Goldman, there you are.
- Dr. BRANDES.

- Do you know what time it is?
- I'm terribly sorry, Doctor.

Something very important
came up.

I'll be with you in just
a few moments.

My work is always important to me.

I will be in my laboratory when
you finally find time.

Come, my little watch dogs.

- Who is Mary Sunshine out there?
- Mm.

And with two bodyguards
inside the OSI?

She must be an awfully
important lady.

Dr. BRANDES defected
to the United States last year to

work with us.

Her contribution to the Delta Satellite

project has been enormous.

Mm.

Okay.
What is my contribution going to be

to the Wayne Haley project?

- I want you to find him.
- [sigh] Okay.

Haley's last message was that
he was on to something big.

He disappeared before we
could find out just exactly what it was.

Now this is all we have to go on.

[Jaime] 818 Vermont Avenue Southwest,
Washington DC.

That's an awfully seedy area
of Washington, isn't it?

Well, it's not exactly Georgetown.

Well, what is this address?

It's a sports arena that
specializes in, uh--uh--

- Uh--
- In what?

Lady wrestling.

[laughing] Lady wrestling?

Are you kidding?

You're not kidding.

Oh, Oscar, are you out of your mind?

- But you don't--
- I can't go into a place like--

You don't have to stay
there very long.

I don't have to stay there at all.

Oscar, you know how I feel about
violence and fighting

when it isn't absolutely necessary.

I mean,
I feel terrible if I have to swat a fly.

And you want me to get in
the ring with one of those crazy women?

But you may not even have to
get in the ring, Jaime.

Oh, come on, now.
You have to admit there's a possibility.

[Oscar] Maybe you could pass yourself off
as a

water boy, or an apprentice, or--

[Jaime] Oscar, give me a break, will you?

I don't know anything
about wrestling.

Am I going to make a fool of myself,
first of all?

And what if--what if I--what
if I hurt one of those girls?

Now, think about that.

I mean, if I had to go in the ring

and I hurt one of those poor,
unsuspecting women--

Poor, unsuspecting women?
Now wait a minute.

Jaime, those poor, unsuspecting
women can take

very good care of themselves.

Now you remember that.

And you can also control
yourself, too.

No.

I have never said no to you before, and--

Ahh, Jaime, listen to me.

Wayne Haley has disappeared
trying to tell us something important.

Now you're the only female
OSI agent that can handle this case.

I don't suppose you'd consider
putting Steve in a dress, huh?

I didn't think so.

[exhales]

Lady wrestling?

[theme music]

[Jaime] Mad Mary, Amazon April,
and the Spider Lady?

Oh, boy.

Average girls next door.
Calls for a stick of gum.

[cat meows]

[gasp]

[screaming from distance]

[screaming]

[screaming and yelling]

Nice set of bells
you got there.

Mm.

Hold it, hold it.
Hold it, hold it.

You can do better than that.
Now we need more drama, girls.

Pound the floor harder.

- Harder?
- Yeah.

[screams]

Like you're suffering.
You understand?

Tonight's show has got to be
especially good.

Let's take it from the top.

Hey, is that the, uh,
the ringmaster for this circus here?

Mm.

Nice talking with you.

- [Milt] Harder. April.
- What?

Pound the mat a little harder.

- Come on!
- Harder!

Like you're suffering,
not like you're making pizza.

That's it, that's it.

[screaming]

All right, hold it.
April, April, you've had it her.

You've had it with her.

Now let her have it.

Go.

[screaming]

Make it look too easy, Mary.

Put up a little fight, will you?

She--she tripped me.
You saw it.

I did not.

All right, save it all--save it all
for the ref.

Let's see the big move now.
Come on.

I'm gonna get you.

[screaming]

Hey, are you all right?

Hey, uh, would you get
out of the way?

- That's great. That's great.
- Yeah.

If you champ the audience,
then we can--

You know.

They're never gonna
know what hit 'em.

You, uh, looking for somebody, kid?

Yeah.

I'm, uh, looking to get into
the wrestling game.

Yeah, oh, eventually.
I could be an apprentice or something.

Wrestler?

What do you weigh, about 105?

110 if you eat a bunch
of bananas?

Okay, I'm not so big, all right.

But I got some pretty fancy footwork,
and I got a darn good right arm.

Oh, I'm sure you do.

If I put you at the door,

I'm sure you could tear tickets
in half with no trouble at all.

We got work.
Come on, girls.

Okay, okay, I--I could do that.

I can tear tickets really good.

That way, if you give me a chance
to watch,

I could learn the biz like that, huh?

[laughs]

[sonar pinging]

[Mary] For Pete's sake,
she could be a plant.

Yeah, but she's very good-looking.

Besides, if I blow her off,
it'll look suspicious.

All right.
Make her audition.

Then we can call an ambulance

and have her carted off,
all nice and legal.

Kid, come here.

You want to break in here,
you've got to show us that

you're dedicated to learning
the art of wrestling.

Hey, man, I always wanted
to be an artist.

It's just an audition.

I want to see how you move.

Won't be too rough.

Well, in a ring or on a street,
fair is fair.

I'm going. I'm going.

April, come on.

Oscar, I'm gonna break
your glasses for this.

Come on.
You're gonna get your first lesson.

Thank you.

Cream puff.

Hah!

Will you just stand still,
you pencil-necked little squirt?

Come here.
I just want to give you a manicure.

Come on.

It's your fingers, babe.

Okay.

Now you might as well kiss
this hand goodbye!

[grunting with pain]

[grunting with pain]

- Uncle!
- [grunts]

Okay, now this is where the going
gets real tough, dearie.

And the tough get going.

All right!

What do you have to say
for yourself now, dearie?

All right, do I get to stay or what?

Fair is fair.

You got it.

[panting]

What's your name, kid?

Jessie Sommers.

Well, if things pan out,
you'll be known as Joltin' Jessie Sommers.

What do you think?

- Swell.
- You do any schtick?

Got a routine or anything?

Nothing special.

- April.
- Yeah?

Joltin' Jessie needs
some costumes.

Go pick out a few things,

show her where the locker room is,
all right?

Well, she ain't going to fight tonight,
is she?

No, not tonight.

But I want you to start
working with her.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Name's April Armitage.

April?

I mean, you're not the one they
call Amazon, are you?

[giggles] Yeah.

I'm Jessie Sommers.

- Nice to meet you.
- Thank you.

Boy, you sure can't judge
a book by it's covered.

You had us all fooled.

How'd a little skinny thing
like you ever learn to wrestle like that?

Oh, I, uh, I had this coach.

His name was, uh, Rudy Wells.

He kind of put my style together,
you know?

Boy, he really did a good job.

Listen, why don't you go on down
to the locker room by yourself?

I'll join you. I've got something I have
to take care of first.

- Sure.
- Okay.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

[chuckles]

[sonar pings]

[Mary] And I'm telling you that you're
absolutely crazy

to let strangers in here.

I run the show around here,
and I know a good draw when I see one.

Just keep an eye on her.

We'll make delivery to our foreign friends
without any big hassle, so just relax.

Just relax.

Now, wait a minute.

Joltin' Jessie Sommers?

Yep.
Don't you love it?

Hey, Oscar,
they think I'm a regular Joe Frazier.

Joe's a boxer, Jaime.

Oh.

Well, whatever.

Anyway, there is something
going on here, Oscar.

I heard them talking about
making a delivery to some

"foreign friends," unquote.

Any idea what?

[Jaime] No, not yet.

But I'm trying to pump Amazon April
for some information.

- [Oscar] Amazon April?
- What can I tell you?

I just work here.

Oh, wait a minute, Oscar.
There she is now.

Gotta go.
Round two, coming up.

- Goodbye.
- Goodbye, babe.

[sonar pings]

[Epstein] Look, April, I know how
much you want it.

But I've got somebody
else interested.

I--I am going to have that down
payment for you by tomorrow.

- Really, Mr. Epstein.
- Oh, come on, April, Who's fooling who?

I checked your bank.

You couldn't get a loan
for a cheeseburger, much less--

Look, I am going to have
$9,000 for you by tomorrow, in cash.

Aw, come on.
Give me one more day.

That little place means
so much to me.

Please.

All right.

But tomorrow is the last day.

Absolutely.

Oh! Oh hey,
what are you doing up here?

I was going to the locker
room and I got lost.

Ah, well, uh, let's go down this way.

- What is that?
- Oh, ho, ho.

That's a cage that goes up to
the ceiling and then lowers into the ring.

Mad Mary used to make
a big entrance in it.

But the air's so bad up there,
she nearly suffocated one night,

so we had to quit using it.

Ah. That's real cute.

Eh.

April, how did you get
into wrestling?

Well, I wanted to be a model
for "Vogue."

But they kept sending my pictures back,
so I thought this was the next best thing.

[laughter]

Oh, I don't know.

I didn't have time for nursing school,
like I wanted.

But I finally got a job nights,

and I got myself a license
as a physiotherapist.

Wait a minute,
that's how you got into wrestling?

No, no, no, no,
I just do this for a living.

I have got my eye on

this nice little health club
on the other side of town.

See, I thought I could help some
of those nice rich ladies

get into shape.

That sounds neat.

It's going to take a lot of money,
though, isn't it?

Oh, yeah, yeah. But I got--

I got a lot put away in my bank.

Wrestling pay that good?

Sure. Sometimes.

[Mary] Hey, ugly.

Milt wants another rehearsal
in an hour.

I know. I'll be there.

That is, if you finish changing
Cream Puff's diapers by then.

Can't wait to catch you in the ring again,
dearie.

I'll be ready for you next time.

Oh, boy.

You should have seen her
before she went to charm school.

[laughter]

Oh, look, look. Over here,
we can find you a nice little outfit.

Um--

Aw, nuts, I forgot. Gee.

Mad Mary lost the keys last week.

Maybe that's what
made her mad.

- Well, that and breathing.
- Oh.

[laughter]

Look, I'll go dig up
a hacksaw somewhere.

Okay.

[metal creaking]

- April?
- [April] Huh?

It's not--it wasn't locked.

[April] Wait, no. I could have sworn--

Well, okay.

Let's see what we got in here.

Oh my goodness.

Look, we'll find something here.

Here we go.
Wait a minute.

How's that?

[laughter]

I think we can find
something better.

I like it. Tough.

Come on.

Are you sure Pocahontas
started like this?

[laughter]

You look great.

I feel ridiculous.

It this get-up really necessary?

I mean, come on.

Look, every girl here has got
some kind of personality.

You have to let the real you come out,
you know?

Oh, the fans love it.

Someone they can identify with.

Amazon April?

Okay, I'll admit, sometimes
the real you ain't enough to sell tickets.

So we help out a little bit
with a good character routine,

that's all.

And from the way you look,
I think we should call you

Savage Sommers.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

[giggling]

Hi, Spider.
Are you reading for tonight?

Mm.

- What's that?
- Spider Lady.

Well--well, you see--her real
name is Esther Chambers.

But nobody's going to pay to see
Esther Chambers wrestle.

But as Spider Lady,
she can pack the house.

Hey, is here something special
going on tonight?

I mean, you're all rehearsing extra.

Special? No.

No, not that I know of.

Um, come on.
Why don't I go get changed,

and then I'll check out your moves, huh?

Okay, that's pretty good,
that's pretty good.

But Milt like is to sound
as good as it looks.

Now really smack the mat, huh?

Okay. Come on!

[laughing]

Oh, that's better.
Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Okay.
Now come on. Get up.

Okay.

All righty, now.

This is how we throw a punch.

Really wind up, but--

But pull it before it hurts, see?
Like this.

See?

- That the way you learned it?
- Yeah.

All righty, now let's try.

Oh, come on, now.
Take the punch.

- Okay.
- Make it look like I hit you, right?

- Okay.
- You sure you know how to do this?

Yeah, all right, I just want to get
the feel of your rhythm, okay?

Okay, ready?

Ah!

[laughter]

Oh, that was much better.

Like that?

[April] Okay, basic moves first.

All right, come on,
now let's do the rest.

We got a reverse hammerlock,
a full nelson, an elbow throw.

Come on, get me in a full nelson.

Okay.
From the front?

Full--a full nelson.

Coming up.

April, listen, why don't you
show me your technique, first.

- Okay?
- All right, Jessie, come on.

Don't con me.
You've never done this before, have you?

Well, not for real.
But listen, I--

I know I could be good
if you just help me.

I need the money so bad.

Oh, all right.

Come on now.
This is a full nelson.

- All right.
- Got it?

And this is a half nelson.

Okay. Got that.

[sonar pings]

[Milt] Hey, Mary. Mary.

I got the drug we're going to need.

- H--how does it work?
- I'll show you. Come on.

Now this is a hammerlock.
Huh?

[Milt] April.

Rhonda took a powder.

I'm gonna use Jessie
in a warm-up match tonight.

Make sure she looks good.

Yeah, Milt, yeah, you got it.

- April.
- [laughs nervously]

- April?
- What?

Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry.

Listen--now listen,
you better be a quick learner,

or you're in for a very early retirement.

All righty now, come on.
This is an elbow throw.

Oh!

Listen, why don't we--why don't
we take a break for a minute, okay?

Oh, come on.
If you get winded this fast,

- you're gonna get creamed tonight.
- I'm not winded.

Now, come on. You heard what he said.
Let's stick with it, right?

April, let me show you one
of my specialties, okay?

All--all right.
What's that?

Right. Come over here and just lean
over my shoulders.

[laughter]

Last person tried that got a hernia.

- Oh, come on.
- Oh, come on, you gotta be kidding.

Get over here.

You'll be sorry.

[laughing with surprise]

[screaming and laughing]

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

[laughter]

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

- What do you think?
- That was real fun, yeah.

Where's the bucket?
[laughter]

- I'm gonna be right back.
- Where's the bucket?

Yoo-hoo, bucket.

Where's the bucket?

[Milt] See?
This is what it looks like.

This stuff is really powerful.

The drug's inside that little thing?

Yeah. See, all I gotta do is slap
somebody on the leg

or the back or someplace,
and this needle inside injects the drops.

It knocks 'em out?

[Milt] Before they even hit the ground.

And for a good five minutes.

That's long enough?

Plenty.
The driver'll be waiting.

What about that OSI agent, Haley?

Well, we'll get our instructions
about him later on,

but I got a pretty good
idea what they're gonna be.

Our employer doesn't like loose ends.

[phone rings]

Bigelow.

Yeah.

Right.

TV crew's outside,
waiting for the interview. Let's go.

- April! Hi.
- Hi.

- Feeling better?
- Well, I was.

What are you doing here?

I was just kinda getting
a feel for the place.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

Well, come on.
The TV crew's here.

- Let's go.
- Really?

Come on.

Carol Ann, send in Dr. BRANDES
as soon as she gets in, will you?

In the true American spirit
of solid competition

and a fair fight,

all of you sports fans
are in for a real treat tonight.

The battle of the ages is going
to be fought right here

in the Olympic Auditorium,
just two short hours from now.

Two teams will be vying

for the title
of World's Tag Team Champions.

And what teams they are!

Mad Mary Maddox
and Fabulous Francine Funko!

[shouting]

Versus Amazon April Armitage
and the mysterious Spider Lady.

[cheering and applause]

Looks like you're all tied up
in knots over this one, huh, Mary?

Yeah, you better believe it, Jimmy.

Yeah, they had to put me in this
straitjacket to keep me

from tearing Lardo to pieces
before our match.

Who you calling Lardo?

I'm talking about you, Hog Jaws!

I had your mother on a bacon
sandwich this morning.

Oh, this time I'm really gonna get her!

Aw, you ain't doing nothing.

Hey! Hey, hey!

- Hey, come on now, girls.
- [Mary] I'm gonna pull all those blonde

hairs out of her black roots!

Not gonna live long enough
to lay a hand on me.

[reporter] What's the matter with you?

[all shouting]

You wanted to see me, Mr. Goldman?

Dr. BRANDES, good of you to come.

Morning report says that
the Delta Satellite is about ready

- for testing.
- Yes.

In six or seven days,

the integrated circuit
for the main logic system

will undergo complete calibration.

I was just fitting it into that
model of the new housing I developed.

Ah.

I see that you have new vodka.

Yes, help yourself.

Oh, I see you already have.

It's amazing, Doctor,

that a unit this small

can be the brain to operate
an entire surveillance satellite.

Yes, it is.

It would have taken years longer

to perfect it
in my country's laboratories.

That's part of the reason why
you defected, isn't it?

It certainly was not for your vodka.

There's not even the fireplace
around to throw the glass into.

[laughter]

Well, you must admit
that you have more freedom here, Doctor.

Freedom?

Two guards at all times,
four guards when I'm outside.

Doctor, until this is tested
and analyzed by our computers,

you are as priceless a commodity
as this is.

We can afford to let anything
happen to you.

After all, your people might
still want to reclaim you.

That is true.
My people are very clever.

Would you excuse me
a minute, please?

[Mary] Let me at her!

Let me at her!

Oh, come on, Jimmy, come on.
Let her at me.

If Nutso wants to commit suicide,
why should we stand in her way?

Now save it for the ring.

You better have her put away.

At least until tonight!

You like lady wrestling,
Mr. Goldman?

[reporter] Yessirree, friends.

- We've got us a real grudge match--
- In a way.

...at the Olympic tonight.

So do I. Sporting contests
of all kinds are exciting.

Battling Betty Madison
and this newcomer here, Savage Sommers.

- Hyah!
- All right.

Savage?

I don't see your opponent
anywhere around here.

I don't either.

I have a feeling she heard
I was out after her scalp,

and uh, she got a little scared,

didn't want to come and face me in person,
you know?

I think that they really oughta
call her Bashful Betty,

you know, Jimmy?

Mr. Goldman, didn't I see that
girl with you in this office this morning?

That's right, Doctor.

She's doing so undercover
work for me.

She's probably out getting her fingernails
sharpened or something.

I know where she is.

She's probably in a--in a church.
Aren'tcha honey?

You're down on your knees,

you're gonna pray that I'm gonna get hit
by a cement truck

before this match tonight.

Well, good luck.

Don't think it's going to happen.

I'm telling you, Jimmy.

Battling Betty, she's gonna
get the axe tonight.

She really is gonna get the ax tonight.

And if you're out there watching,
sweetheart, I got a rhyme for ya.

If you show up tonight,

you can trust that you're gonna
eat my dust.

When I break you in half,
everybody's gonna laugh,

and say Bashful Battlin' Betty's a bust.

- All right.
- All right!

[laughter]

She's very amusing.

[laughter]

[phone rings]

Yeah?

[Dr. BRANDES] We have trouble.

What do you mean?
Everything's set for tonight.

[Dr. BRANDES] Are you aware that
one of your stable is an OSI agent?

What?

That Sommers girl is one
of Goldman's people.

Haley must have gotten
the message out before you captured him.

Okay.

How do you want to handle it?

- Postpone?
- No.

We must get the Delta Circuit out
just as we planned, tonight.

What about you?

[Dr. BRANDES] They will have four guards
on me, at least, as we anticipated.

But there should be no trouble

as long as the Sommers girl
is out of the way.

See that she is.

She will be.

Jessie.
Jessie, your TV spot was terrific.

Now listen, you match
is in about an hour.

And I were you, I'd find Betty
and grab me a quick workout.

I will.

[April] Okay.
What's the matter with you?

Nothing.

Oh, come on, something' wrong.
You can tell me.

You can tell me.

April, there's a guy named Austin,

I owe him a lot of money,

and if I don't come up
with something real quick,

he's gonna get rough.

How much money?

Five grand.

Five grand?
Oh, wow, that's a heap.

Oh, honey, I wish I could help you.

[Jaime] I wish somebody could.

This guy Austin's pretty bad news.

Said he was gonna make
me some cement shoes.

Hey, that rhymes, doesn't it?

That's not funny.

Is he really that rough?

Something better come
up real quick.

Gonna rob me a bank.
Wanna come with me?

Now that's not funny, either.

Aw, Jessie I don't want to see
you get in any trouble.'

Couldn't be in any more trouble
than I'm already in.

Wait a minute.
I got an idea.

Just--just wait here
a moment. a moment.

Give me Milt's office.

[sonar pings]

- [April] Hello, Milt?
- [Milt] Yep.

Listen, I was just talking
to Jessie Sommers, and, uh, look,

she's in need of some bread too, you now?

And, um, I was just wondering--

Well, you know.

If we could use her help tonight, huh?

Did she ask you about it?

Well, no.
No, no she didn't.

But I just know she's in need
of a quick score.

Now what do you--
what do you say?

Sure. Why not.

Bring her up to my office.
I'll fill her in.

Thanks, Milt. Thanks a lot.

Jessie? Jessie,
I just think I found you some dough.

Really?

Now look, but you gotta be
really quiet about it.

I mean really quiet.

April, man, I don't know what to say.

Yeah, just forget it.
Come on.

- Good evening, ladies.
- Hi.

I understand you're anxious
to pick up some fast cash.

Faster the better.

Well, that'll be no trouble at all.

Jessie!

Wow, that stuff's worse than
Esther's drop-kick.

What did you do to her?

Just a little tranquilizer.

She's an agent, April.
From the OSI.

- The what?
- She sucked you in, dearie.

What are you gonna do to her?

Just gonna give her enough
of this drug to keep her asleep

for a week.

Give me her right arm.

Ah, the needle must
be a little dull.

Okay.

That'll keep her out of our way
till we're long gone.

Let's get her in the cage.

Aw, Milt, come on.

You know she's not going to be able to
breathe up there when the place fills up.

Come on, April.

Match starts in an hour.

Come on!

JAIME SOMMERS [offscreen]:
Whoa.

How'd I get to the top
of the big house this quick?

Ow! Ah!

[sonar pings]

[Milt] Okay, Ernie. Let 'em in.

Mary, come on.
We gotta check on something.

Aw, Jessie.

April, behind you.

Jessie?

I--you're--
are you all right?

- Are you okay?
- Yes.

- Are you hurt?
- No, I'm fine.

But you're not.

And you're going to be in a lot
of trouble

if you don't level with me
right now.

Oh, Jessie, I never thought
they'd try to hurt you.

They told me you were an agent.

I am.

And there was another agent
that came here, and he disappeared.

His name was Wayne Haley.
Do you know where he is?

April, tell me.

Jessie, all I wanted
was a little money

for my health club.

That's all. I didn't expect to get
involved in all this.

I mean, this isn't wrestling.

Those people are playing for keeps.

[Jaime] All right, okay, okay.
I know you're scared.

So am I.

But if you'll stick with me
and we can work together,

we'll get through this thing.

Now, what I need to know is what
they're planning on doing.

They're going to get something
out of the audience

during the match.

That's all I know, really.

They never tell me anything.

Oh, I wish I'd never gotten
involved in any of this.

- I'm sorry--
- It's all right. It's okay.

It's all right.

Now I need to find out their whole plan,
all right?

Now, can you tell me where
this other agent is?

Do you know?

April, trust me.

I promise, I won't let anything
happen to you.

Okay.

Come on.

[knock]

Come in.

Buy you a drink?

Rudy, that is a delightful idea.

Anything but vodka.

Uh-huh.
Sounds like Dr. BRANDES is getting to you.

Well, you might say that.

Has she left for the evening yet?

Yeah. Just saw her
and four bodyguards leave.

She's quite a woman.
Little eccentric, maybe.

- But--
- How do you mean?

Well, you know what
she does to unwind?

One of the guards told me

she's taking all of them
to a wrestling match tonight.

What's the matter?

I say something wrong?

I think they put him in here.

[Mary] Look at this.

Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

Very dumb.

Now let me get this straight.

- We're going to a wrestling match?
- Shh.

[announcer] Warm-up match between
Battling Betty Madison and Savage Sommers

will not be held tonight.

Savage who?

- Jaime?
- Wait a minute.

[announcer] Instead,
we will proceed to our main event,

with Battling Betty
replacing Amazon April in that match.

What happened to Jaime?

[April] Is he dead, Jessie?

No. Not yet.

But this room is built like
a vault because of the high voltage units.

I'm afraid it's going to get
a little warm for you.

Goodbye, Miss Sommers.

Mr. Haley?

Mr. Haley?

Hard to talk. Drugs.

What are they planning
on doing?

Wayne, come on.
Wake up.

She's going to defect.

Take Delta module.

The Delta--

Dr. BRANDES?

She's going to escape.

Wayne, how can she do that?

She's got so many bodyguards
around her.

How's she going to get through them?

Wayne, talk to me.

[Oscar] Ross,
this is Oscar Goldman.

Take a team to Dr. BRANDES' lab

and see if any security materials
are missing.

And hurry.

[cheering and applause]

Ladies and gentlemen,

tonight, the World's Championship
Tag Team Challenge event for women.

[cheering and applause]

I am delighted to present
to you this evening,

in this corner,

weighing in at 140 and 137 pounds,

the current tag team champions
of the world.

[cheering and applause]

Mad Mary Maddox.

[cheering and applause]

And Fabulous Francine Funko.

I'm gonna annihilate you!

[jeering]

[applause]

And in this corner,
the challengers.

Weighing 142 and 150 pounds,

Battling Betty Madison.

[cheering and applause]

And her teammate,
the mysterious Spider Lady!

[cheering and applause]

[Jaime] 110. We've got to get out of here.

There's no way out.

Oh, it's--it's all right.
I-it's not your fault.

April, we're going to get out of here,
okay?

Jessie, it's no use.

April, what do you call that
thing in wrestling,

when you kick out with both feet?

Flying roll kick?

Yeah, how do you do that?
Would you show me?

- I--
- Come on. You get up.

Oh, well, uh--you sort of run
at the target and let both feet fly.

You know, like this.

Okay. Stand back.

Ha! You can work my health club
any time you want!

Listen, get him out of here.
I gotta go take care of some stuff.

Yeah, I will. Wayne. Wayne.
Come on.

Oscar, it's Russ.

He says the Delta circuit's
missing from Dr. BRANDES' lab.

She's going to try
to smuggle it out.

This is Goldman. Code Snow White.

I want every available back-up unit

to rendezvous
at the Olympic Auditorium immediately.

Hey, now, take it easy.

She's got four bodyguards there.

She's not gonna walk right out.

Step on it!

[cheering and applause]

[Milt] Just like we rehearsed, Mary.

Okay, better get into the routine.

Here's your needle.

[shouting]

[cheering and applause]

Lift this up.

Quickly!

The gloves.

The mask.

And the Delta circuit module.

Now the mask. Fix me!

That's it. Now hurry.

Lift the flap.

Make way! Let me through!

Look out. Out of my way!

- Where are you going?
- Let me go.

- Esther, you can talk!
- No, please, I'm hurt!

With Dr. BRANDES' voice.

Now, out of my way.

Please, let me go!

[Jaime] April, stop her!

Oh!

Get off, you big fool!

Go, Betty, go!

Sommers.

Sommers, here I come!

Here's where you finally get
squashed, cream puff.

Stop it, Mary, now I don't
want to hurt you.

You're gonna hurt me?

Hey, look, it's a phony rope!

What a great show!

[cheering and applause]

[man] Look!
Go get her, Geronimo!

Give it to her, girl!
Lay it on her!

Give it to her!

You two take the other side.
Come on!

[cheering and applause]

Jaime!

Jaime! The Delta circuit!

The winner!

[cheering and applause]

[cheering and applause]

All right, so then Dr. BRANDES

defected to our side just so she could,
uh, get involved in the Delta project.

Right.

What about Bigelow?
Did you find him, too?

Rounded him up.
Rounded everybody up.

Thanks to you.

And April.

Oh.

And April.

- April, thank you very much.
- You're welcome.

Oh, what about that other thing
we were talking about?

Oh, yes.
The government has decided that April

is due for a reward.

Oh--oh, no, I couldn't do that.

I think it was just about enough

for a down payment on a health club.
Something like that, right?

- Oh!
- Just about.

Oh, Jessie!

Jaime.

Oh, that's wonderful.
Thank you.

Oh, listen, are you kidding?
You--you earned that.

Besides, I could use a good massage.

Aside from a few choice parts,
my body is a disaster area.

I don't know how you do
this wrestling stuff.

- You are on.
- Great.

How about you, Mr. Goldman?
Hm?

- Uh--
- Little massage.

- Huh?
- I don't know, I mean--

Oh, Oscar, you should.

Well, I've never been to a massage place,
Jaime.

I mean, uh--

Well, it will be a whole
new experience for you.

You're gonna love it.
Trust me.

[giggles]

Well, you know what happens
in Washington.

I mean, careful--

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