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( whistling sprightly tune )
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Boy, I sure coulda used
More shuteye, you know that?
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Yep.
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( barney yawns )
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What's the matter?
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I don't seem
To have my keys.
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Oh.
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Well, use mine.
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That's a good thing
About havin' two sets--
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You never have to worry,
Uh...What the...
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What's the matter?
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Uh...
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I don't seem to
Have mine either.
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How are we gonna get in?
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I don't know.
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Otis.
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Friday night--
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He musta come in
With a load last night
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And locked hisself up.
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I'll bet. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, there he is.
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( rapping on window )
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Otis?
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( rapping on window )
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Otis! Hey, otis!
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Let us in!
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Otis! Otis!
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Hey, otis!
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Oh, uh,
We're locked out.
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Well, he can't hear us.
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We might as well
Go around the back.
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Yeah.
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( snoring )
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Otis?
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Hey, otis!
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Otis, wake up.
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We got to
Get in there.
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( rapping on window )
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Hey, otis,
It's me, up here.
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Where?
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At the window.
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Hey, otis?
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Go unlock the
Front door, will ya?
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We don't have our keys.
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Oh, all right.
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( otis moaning )
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Try to get some sleep
Around here, just try!
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Ah, this place is gettin'
As bad as home.
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Might just as well
Go home and sleep
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And listen to that wife'a mine
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Yammer, yammer,
Yammer, yammer away.
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Aw...
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( sighs )
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Thanks, otis.
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Sorry to wake you.
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Okay, okay. Bring your
Keys next time, will ya?
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What you
So grouchy about?
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I didn't get my
Full eight hours
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And when I don't get
My full eight hours
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I'm grouchy.
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Do you mind?
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Mmm.
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We better remember to
Bring our keys hereafter.
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( andy chuckling )
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Anything in the mail?
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Naw, nothin' much.
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It's all for
The same guy--
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Occupant
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Occupant
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Occupant
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Occupant...
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Oh! Here's a card from
The hubacher brothers
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Up at the state prison.
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Oh. What does it say?
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Well, let's see.
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It says, uh, "Hi
From state prison.
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"Celebrated our
Second anniversary
Here last saturday.
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"The boys in our
Row got together
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"And threw us
A little party.
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"It was real nice.
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"Junior sang 'my little
Grey home in the west'
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And when he got done,
We noticed the warden
Was wiping his eyes."
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That's sweet,
You know that?
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Yeah.
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Has it been
Two years already?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Seems like
It was just yesterday
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They was
Wavin' good-bye to us
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From the back
Of that prison van, don't it?
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Yeah. You know, we oughta
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Take a ride up there some
Sunday and surprise them.
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Let's do it.
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Hey, here's a letter for otis.
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For otis?
Yeah.
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Otis!
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Huh?
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There's a letter here for you.
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For me?
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Yeah.
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Who'd be sendin' you
A letter to this address?
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Well, I don't know
Why they shouldn't.
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It's sure his home
Away from home.
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Would you mind
Readin' it for me, andy?
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I ain't got my glasses.
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Can't you read
Without 'em?
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Only labels.
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All right, says, uh...
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Says, "Dear otis:
Your brother ralph and I
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"Will be passin' through
Mayberry on our way to memphis
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"And are lookin' forward
To seein' ya.
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Should be there sometime early
Saturday afternoon."
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That's today.
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Yeah.
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Says, "It's been a long time
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"And I'm lookin' forward
To the visit.
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"Your sister-in-law, verlaine.
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"P.S. Like I told ralph
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"We don't have to worry
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"About gettin' any speedin'
Tickets in mayberry
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Because you can always
Take care of it for us. Ha-ha."
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What's the "Ha-ha" mean?
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Well...
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My sister-in-law's got
A good sense of humor--
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Always laughin'.
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I mean that part
Where she was ha-ha-in'
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About you
Fixin' speedin' tickets.
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What's that mean?
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Yeah, what does that mean?
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Well...On my...
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Visits here...
Not much to do
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So, I, uh, borrowed
Some'a your stationery
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To write a few letters
To my brother and sister-in-law.
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And?
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Well...
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Seein' the letterhead
On the stationery
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I guess maybe they got the idea
I work here.
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I guess...
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They think
I work for the sheriff.
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Do you know what that is?
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That's impersonatin' an officer.
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That's a real serious offense.
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Do you know what you could
Get for that? Do you...
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Wait a minute, barney.
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Well...
I know I done wrong, andy,
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But I figgered what's the harm?
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I didn't know
They were comin' here.
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See, I've always been
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The black sheep in my family
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And it just
Felt good changin' colors.
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Oh, they was always
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Holdin' my brother ralph up
As an example
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And they'd say...
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"Ralph's gonna do real good.
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"Ralph's gonna be fine.
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Why can't you
Be more like ralph?"
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( otis sniffling )
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Well, they'll come
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And see I...
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Didn't do as good as ralph.
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Well, my time's up.
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I guess I'll go home now...
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As long as I got company comin'.
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Hey, otis,
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Wait a minute.
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Huh?
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Maybe we can help ya out.
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Huh?
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Well, long as you
Got kinfolks comin' and all
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And it's just
For a short time,
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Well, what would be the harm
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In actually lettin' them think
That you do work here?
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Are you kiddin'?!
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You mean you're actually
Gonna give otis a job here?
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Well, it's just temporary.
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Well, what kind of a job
Can you give to otis?
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Well, he's irresponsible.
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He's careless. He's unreliable.
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I'll make him a deputy.
Deputy?
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You can't do that, andy.
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You just can't do that.
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A sheriff's got a right
To deputize anybody
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In the case
Of an emergency,
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And for otis, I'd say
This is an emergency.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy,
Oh, boy!
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Andy, I...
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I... I just don't know
What to say.
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Don't say anything, otis.
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Just go in the back room there
And get shaved and cleaned up.
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Do you mean you're actually
Gonna make otis a deputy?
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The town drunk?
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You're makin'
Him a deputy?
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As sheriff,
It's my duty
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To help out
The good citizens of mayberry.
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Good citizens?
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Otis?
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Well, otis ain't a bad fella.
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He's one'a
The nicest fellas I know--
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Always willin' to help out
A neighbor, generous,
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And for his drinkin',
We don't lock him up
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'cause he's botherin' anybody--
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It's so's
He won't hurt himself.
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In a way, that drinkin'
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Does a good service
For the town.
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Otis laps it up so fast,
The other folks can't get to it.
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Hung-over deputy.
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Boy.
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Oh, you look nice.
Don't he look nice, barn?
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Come on over.
I'll swear ya in.
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That's nice.
Uh, raise your right hand.
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Do you, otis campbell,
Solemnly swear
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To uphold the duties
Of your office
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And conduct yourself in
A manner that'll do credit
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To the mayberry
Sheriff's office?
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I do.
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Good. That's all
There is to it.
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Now, you're
A full-fledged deputy
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And you can honestly
Tell your family you work here.
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I been comin' here
A long time, andy,
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But I never figured
There was a chance
For advancement.
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I sure appreciate
What you're doin'.
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That's all right.
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'member, now, it's just for as
Long as your brother
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And sister-in-law
Are here.
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Don't get carried away
And try to make an arrest.
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Oh, he won't.
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Andy?
Yeah?
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As long as we're goin'
Through with this,
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Do you mind
If I take over?
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There's somethin' you left outta
That swearin'-in ceremony.
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I don't think I...
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If you don't mind...
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All right, otis,
Repeat after me:
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I will be alert
At all times.
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I will be alert
At all times.
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I will try to look
Like a deputy and
Act like a deputy.
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I will try to look
Like a deputy and
Act like a deputy.
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I will at no time while wearing
The uniform take a drink.
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I will try to look
Like a deputy and
Act like a deputy.
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Otis, I said,
"I will at no time..."
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Oh, don't help me.
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It just comes kinda hard.
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I will at no time while
Wearing the uniform...
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Take a drink.
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Okay, now, barn,
You satisfied?
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Now just a minute.
Just a minute.
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For the little time
He's going to be a deputy,
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He might as well
Look like one.
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All right, otis,
'ten hut!
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I said, 'ten hut!
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Stand erect, man!
Posture! Posture!
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Come on! Chin in!
Chest out!
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Hips forward!
Suck in that gut!
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The man don't have it.
He just don't have it.
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All right, let's try it
Again, otis.
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Suck in the tummy!
Hips forward!
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Suck in the tummy!
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Well, it's got to go
Somewhere, barn.
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All right, otis,
Let's see your salute.
260
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,470
Oh, that's pathetic,
Isn't it?
261
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,305
All right, otis,
Here's your regulation salute.
262
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,374
The right hand
Is held rigid by your side,
263
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,376
The thumb flat
Against the forefinger.
264
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,277
With the elbow out
265
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,713
The hand is brought up
At a 45-degree angle
266
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,716
With the tip of the index finger
Touching the visor of the cap
267
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:25,152
Where, upon contact,
It is immediately released
268
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,253
With a snap
269
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:29,489
And restored
To its original position
270
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,358
Thusly, hi-up-pah-hah
271
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:32,760
Hi-up-pah-hah
272
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,027
Hi-up-pah-hah.
273
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,329
You got that?
Let's try it.
274
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,364
Hi-up
275
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,366
Pah-- hahh!
276
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:47,274
How was that, barn?
Enough snap to it?
277
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,843
Come on, otis, let's
Go show your wife
278
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,879
How you look
In your uniform.
279
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,446
My brother will be here
Pretty soon.
280
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,447
Yeah, come on.
281
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:55,849
( andy chuckling )
282
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,851
Oh... Barney,
How's this?
283
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,328
Heaven sakes,
Don't embarrass me
284
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,830
The way you always do
285
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,999
When we go someplace
For a visit.
286
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,100
We're not at home
287
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,468
So don't loosen your belt
At the table
288
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:18,105
And don't make
Those whistling sounds
289
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,440
Through your nose
While you're eating.
290
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,076
For pete's sakes, verlaine,
It's only my brother.
291
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,979
Yeah?
Well, show some respect.
292
00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,915
Your brother
Is a deputy sheriff.
293
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:30,483
Yeah, well, I don't know
About that deputy business.
294
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,352
You still
Don't believe it, huh?
295
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,321
All I know is we
Never thought otis
296
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,823
Would ever amount to anything.
297
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,390
He was always
More interested
298
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,559
In getting himself
Boozed up.
299
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,462
They just don't make
Guys like that deputies.
300
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:45,398
Yeah, well, I have
His latest letter right here.
301
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,201
It's from the sheriff's office
And it says...
302
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,469
I know what it says.
303
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,138
Wait till we get up there.
304
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,372
I'll prove it to ya.
305
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:55,308
I just can't believe
That otis is a deputy.
306
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,547
Otis a deputy?
307
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:01,548
Well, like I say,
Miss campbell,
308
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,450
It was just
A way of helpin' otis
309
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,318
Out of an embarrassin'
Situation,
310
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,955
And if we can do that
For him, why not?
311
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,223
But otis... A deputy?
312
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,959
Well, sure.
And don't ya think
313
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,194
He looks kinda sharp
In that deputy outfit?
314
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,396
Well,
He does fill out the uniform.
315
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,999
Well,
Not when I suck in my tummy.
316
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:24,037
Sheriff, you say
Otis is a full-fledged deputy?
317
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:25,973
Uh, temporarily.
318
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,842
And as a deputy,
Even temporarily
319
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,878
He's gotta uphold the law?
320
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,145
That's right.
321
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:36,917
And if he comes on
Any intoxicatin' beverages
322
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,385
What must he do?
323
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,521
Uh, confiscate it
And dispose of it.
324
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,390
That's what I thought.
325
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,525
Rita,
What are you gettin' at?
326
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,861
Come with me,
Sheriff
327
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,029
And deputy.
328
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,938
All right, deputy,
Now, where is it?
329
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,072
Where's what?
330
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:00,173
You know what.
331
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,075
That intoxicatin' beverage
332
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,076
I was talkin' about.
333
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,144
It's in here somewhere.
334
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,613
Now, where is it?
335
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,614
But I don't...
336
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:08,949
Otis.
337
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,418
Start confiscatin'.
338
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,988
Oh...
339
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,896
( sighs )
340
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:30,637
( sighs )
341
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,149
I hope you're satisfied.
342
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,117
Now your plant's gonna die.
343
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,086
All right, deputy,
344
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,155
Now dispose of it.
345
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,923
Oh, now, wait.
346
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,458
Andy don't want me to...
347
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:54,194
Oh, yes.
Yes, I do.
348
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:58,565
But the government
Doesn't want us to waste food.
349
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,367
Oh...
350
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,235
Down the hatch.
351
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:05,338
And I really mean
Down the hatch.
352
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,175
( doorbell buzzes )
353
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:12,245
Otis, you don't think
It's them already, do you?
354
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,316
Hello, rita.
355
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,584
Hello, verlaine.
356
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:18,685
Rita, hi.
357
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,720
It's good
To see you.
358
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,355
How was the trip?
359
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,456
Oh, fine.
360
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,292
Verlaine, ralph, how are ya?
361
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,726
Oh,
Just look at you.
362
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,727
Hi there, otis.
363
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,662
You've been puttin'
A little on
364
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:30,663
Haven't ya?
365
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,465
I've been
Puttin' it on?
366
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,401
What do you call
That butterfly?
367
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,502
That butterfly
368
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,670
Is ham hocks and
Pork chops and...
369
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:40,007
All right, all right,
Never mind.
370
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,041
Verlaine, ralph,
371
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,076
I want you to meet
Andy taylor.
372
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,177
He's our sheriff.
373
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,178
How do you do?
374
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:45,979
How are ya?
375
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,348
I can't get over
You in that uniform.
376
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,417
Oh, you must be
So proud of him.
377
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,419
So, uh,
Otis here works for ya,
378
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,321
Does he, sheriff?
379
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:55,422
Oh, yeah, yeah.
380
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,057
Works real hard, too.
381
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,658
You may not
Believe it
382
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:01,394
But sometimes
Otis stays around that jail
383
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:04,131
24, 48 hours straight
Without leavin'.
384
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,532
He does, does he?
385
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,334
Oh, yeah.
You take this mornin'--
386
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,169
Me and barney,
That's my other deputy,
387
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,438
We come down to the jailhouse
Bright and early.
388
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,441
Don't you think otis was
Already there ahead of us.
389
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,243
It's the truth.
390
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:19,279
Well, what do you do
Mostly, otis?
391
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,414
Oh, uh, we-we all
Have our, uh...
392
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,183
Little jobs
On the force.
393
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,418
Uh, otis's specialty
Is trackin' down stills.
394
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:26,519
Stills?
395
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,554
Oh, yeah, yeah.
396
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,189
The minute,
The minute
397
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:32,125
Anybody starts makin' moonshine
Around this area
398
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,161
Otis sniffs 'em
Right out.
399
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,096
And then you know
What he does?
400
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,564
He goes
Right down there
401
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,432
Where they're makin'
The stuff
402
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,302
And brings it all back right
By hisself, don't ya, otis?
403
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,704
Yeah. I did that just
Last night, didn't I?
404
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,073
Yeah, yeah, you did.
405
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,774
Me and barney,
We often wonder
406
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,643
Just how you can track down
These stills so good.
407
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:51,711
Oh, I don't know.
408
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,314
I... Guess I just
Got a good smeller.
409
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,315
( laughing )
410
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,150
Well, I better get
On back to work.
411
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,552
Nice to meet you,
Mrs. Campbell, mr. Campbell.
412
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,388
See ya back at the office,
Deputy.
413
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,422
So long, andy.
414
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,623
Oh, verlaine,
Honey,
415
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,425
You must want
To freshen up.
416
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,426
Come on.
417
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,161
I work out every day.
418
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,697
I should do
Some workin' out, yeah.
419
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:11,798
Say, uh...
420
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,267
Now that the
Coast is clear
421
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,503
How about a
Little snort?
422
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,837
Huh?
423
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,607
You know, a snort,
A shot, a taste, you know?
424
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,075
Cocktail time.
425
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,610
What are you talkin' about?
426
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,512
Otis, now that
You're a deputy
427
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,780
And you confiscate
All that stuff, uh...
428
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:30,750
You must save a little home
For your own private use.
429
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:31,651
Where is it?
430
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:34,321
I don't have any
Of that stuff around here.
431
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,223
I don't understand
You, otis.
432
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,425
You always had a
Taste for the stuff.
433
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,327
Now, what's
Happened to ya?
434
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,761
Well, I've reformed.
435
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,230
Now I'm a deputy.
436
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,101
Everything
Worked out fine, barn.
437
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:51,271
Otis's brother
And sister-in-law
438
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,506
Was just as proud of him.
439
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,243
You still
Don't like it, huh?
440
00:17:56,276 --> 00:18:00,347
No, I don't like it, andy,
And I'll tell ya why.
441
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,416
By makin' otis a deputy,
We was falsifyin' --
442
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,352
A plain case
Of falsifyin'.
443
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,587
Now, it just ain't right
To falsify.
444
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,390
But it's just a little
Disguise for a little time.
445
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,892
Otis gets to save face
And nobody gets hurt.
446
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,527
Now, what's the harm
In that?
447
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,329
Well, the harm
Is in falsifyin'.
448
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,231
Maybe you and otis
Like to falsify
449
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,832
But I don't like
To falsify.
450
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,268
You never know
How these things
451
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,569
Are gonna turn out bad.
452
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,537
On the other hand,
You never know
453
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,406
How these things
Might turn out good.
454
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,874
Yeah... Well...
455
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,377
I still think it's
Wrong to falsify.
456
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,778
( door opens )
457
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:36,283
Andy: well, howdy, otis.
Family left yet?
458
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,150
No.
459
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:40,453
Well... What in the
World's the matter?
460
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:41,754
I don't know.
461
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,491
I... Can't find
My brother.
462
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,659
Can't find your brother?
463
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,495
Reckon where he is?
464
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,230
Oh, I don't know.
465
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,365
We all ate lunch and...
466
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,634
He just left.
467
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:58,771
Said he was gonna take a walk
Around the countryside.
468
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,707
I know what he's doin'.
469
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,776
He's goin' around
Tryin' to find out
470
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,645
Am I really a deputy.
471
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,548
Just didn't work, andy.
472
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:13,353
My brother ralph
Didn't believe any of it.
473
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,154
( door opens )
474
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,932
Well, that's the way I do it
Back home.
475
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,868
How do you folks do it here?
476
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,839
That's your brother?
477
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:07,974
The one you was
So worried about?
478
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,477
The one
You was so anxious to impress?
479
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,613
The one your family was always
Holdin' up to you as an example?
480
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,963
Ralph campbell,
I'm ashamed of you.
481
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,032
You're a guest here,
And what do you do?
482
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,601
You go out and break the law.
483
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,002
You know this is a dry county.
484
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,837
There ain't no
Drinkin' here.
485
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:42,575
Look at you--
Drunk as a skunk.
486
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:45,412
You know what you did?
487
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:48,681
You embarrassed me
In front of my friends
488
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,850
That's what you did.
489
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,353
Ralph, I'm ashamed of you.
490
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:57,023
I'm just plain ashamed of you.
491
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,692
You're right, otis.
492
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:02,762
You're absolutely right.
493
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:06,566
But I gotta tell ya something.
494
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:11,838
I got drunk because...
Today is saturday.
495
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:15,375
That's what I do back home.
496
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,844
You know why, otis?
497
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:22,849
Because back home
I'm the town drunk.
498
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,819
Tell ya something
Else, otis.
499
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:31,858
I always thought you liked
To booze it up, like me.
500
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:36,329
I-I never really believed
You was a deputy.
501
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:42,369
Now that I'm here,
I see it.
502
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:47,106
Well, I'll tell ya
Something else, otis.
503
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,409
If you can do it, so can I.
504
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:52,512
Yeah, from now on I'm
Gonna be respectable
505
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:53,746
Just like you.
506
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,829
Ya see, barn?
507
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:13,933
You never know how these
Things might turn out.
508
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:24,377
Hey, andy, otis's clothes
Are still back there.
509
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:26,379
Ain't he turned in
His uniform yet?
510
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,880
No, but don't worry,
He will.
511
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,148
Well, his brother's gone.
512
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,050
He don't have to
Pretend no more.
513
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,052
Why don't he bring back
The uniform?
514
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:34,086
I said not to worry, barn.
515
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,622
Otis ain't gonna do
Anything wrong
516
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:36,889
While he's in
That deputy suit.
517
00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:38,691
Yeah, well, you never can tell.
518
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:40,092
It's still otis, you know.
519
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,795
You got to have more faith
In otis than that.
520
00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:43,596
Yeah, why?
521
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,765
Because after
What we done for him,
522
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,900
Lettin' him
Play deputy and all,
523
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,602
He'll be so grateful that he'll
Be a model citizen for a while.
524
00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,103
You think so, huh?
525
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:52,304
Oh, sure.
526
00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:55,074
It'll be a good, long time
Before otis takes another drink.
527
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,776
Good long time.
528
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:59,512
Yeah, well, that may be
What you think,
529
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:00,847
But if you ask me --
530
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,093
Model citizen, huh?
531
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,095
Otis, what's the matter
With you?
532
00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:17,797
I'll tell you what's
The matter with him.
533
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:18,931
He's smashed,
That's what!
534
00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,601
He's stoned! Dashed!
And in uniform, too.
535
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,035
Are you drunk, otis?
536
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,036
Of course not.
537
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:27,807
I just tried walking
All the way from my house
538
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,676
With my tummy sucked in.
539
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:30,877
It ain't easy.
540
00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:38,017
( exhales )
541
00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:45,458
( whistling sprightly tune )
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