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[ theme playing ]
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Narrator:
Starring andy griffith...
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With ronnie howard.
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Also starring don knotts.
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Hi, boys.
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Well, hi, mary.
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What in the world brings
You around here
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In the middle of the day?
Want some coffee?
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Oh, no, thank you, andy.
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I have to run out
To the powell place
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And I wanted
To check on the road.
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Oh, it's fine,
It's all clear
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Now they've finished
The construction.
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Is there somebody sick up there?
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No, but it seems to be
That time of the year
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And nearly everybody's
Got a cold,
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So I want to drop off
Some medication.
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Thank you, andy, I'll see ya.
See ya both.
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Uh, mary...
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If you're worried about the road
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And you'd like to have
Somebody drive you...
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You looking for a ride
To the powell place?
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I'll be glad
To drive you.
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No, I think I can make it fine.
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Bye.
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Uh, mary.
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Uh...
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Um...
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Uh...
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Are, uh... Are you...
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Are you doing anything
Special tonight?
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Why, no, as a matter
Of fact I'm not.
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Well, how about if I was to take
You to that motion picture
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Over at the grand --
They say it's a good one.
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Uh, well, uh... I'm afraid
I've already seen it, andy.
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Oh, well, how about if I was
To come over to your house?
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Why, that's a wonderful idea!
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We can watch television
And play some records.
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And maybe I'll even
Make you a pizza pie.
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Hey, that sounds swell.
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It sure does!
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I'll call thelma lou --
We'll make it a foursome.
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Uh, well, barney,
We just got it up
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And, well, we're not sure
What we're going to do
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And I imagine you and thelma lou
Got your own plans.
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Oh, heck no,
We ain't got no plans!
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Whatever you kids want to do
Is fine with us.
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Swell.
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Barney, I'd just love to have
You and thelma lou come over.
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The four of us would have
A lot of fun.
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Don't you
Think, andy?
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Yeah, boy!
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Well, sure! You know, like they
Say, the more the merrier!
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I'll give you a treat -- I'll
Bring over my new bongo drum.
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I just learned "La cucaracha."
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All:
* I was seeing nellie home
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* and 'twas from
Aunt dinah's quilting party *
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* I was seeing nellie home
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Yeah!
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* I was seeing nellie home
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* I was seeing
Nellie home *
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* and 'twas from
Aunt dinah's quilting party *
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* I was seeing nellie home *
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Yeah.
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Pretty good, huh?
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Uh-huh,
Pretty good.
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I don't believe that
Bongos fit in too good
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With "Bringing
Nellie home," though.
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Well, heck, I was just trying to
Pep it up a little!
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Any rule says you have to sing
Songs the same way
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Forever and ever,
For heaven's sakes?
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Well, I think it was
A nice touch, barney.
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You do? Want to hear some more?
Want to hear "La cucaracha"?
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Uh, barn?
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Hey, barn?
Barn?
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Don't you believe
We've had enough music?
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Well, if that's
The way you feel.
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I was just trying to
Liven up the evening.
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Barney?
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Oh, you got
A request?
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Yes -- take me home.
It's getting rather late.
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Late? What, you all this late?
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It's just the shank
Of the evening.
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What'll mary and andy think
If we run off like this?
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It's perfectly all right, barn.
Right, mary?
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Well, whatever
Thelma lou thinks.
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There'll be
Other evenings.
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Yeah, we ought to
Do this more often!
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You know, the four of us
Ought to get together a lot.
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Yeah, we ought
To do that a lot.
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Here's your coat.
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Well, good night, mary, and
Thank you for a lovely evening.
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Oh, yeah, it was
Just swell.
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Good night, mary.
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Glad you
Enjoyed it.
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Ain't you coming, andy?
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Uh... Well, no
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I thought I'd
Stay on a while.
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Well, what for?
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Barney!
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Well, I'm gonna take
The bongo drum.
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Things are liable
To be kind of dull.
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Well, uh... Actually,
Mary promised to show me
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Some slides through
The microscope.
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Remember, you promised?
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Uh... Well, well,
If you'd like...
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Oh, I love to look
At them slides.
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Night, barn.
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What's interesting about
Looking through a microscope?
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Barney.
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Some fun --
Looking at germs.
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Now, what you
Been fussin' about?
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Here's that pizza pie
I promised you.
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Would you
Look at that?
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Now, ain't you
The perfect hostess?
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I ought to come up
Here more often.
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All right.
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You know something I haven't
Done in a long, long time?
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What's that?
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Gone on a picnic.
You like picnics?
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Oh, I love picnics.
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I know the perfect spot, and I
Bet you've never been up there.
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Where's that?
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Up past franklin woods.
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No, no, I don't think
I've ever been there.
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Oh, it's
Beautiful up there.
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There's a little lake,
Little berry patch.
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Oh, gee, that sounds wonderful.
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Fine, I'll take you
Up there some time.
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Good, and we can take opie, too.
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Yeah, we could.
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You know, uh... Opie's
Been up there a lot lately.
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I imagine he's tired of it.
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Oh?
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Well, whatever you say.
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Yeah, and besides,
He's got this friend
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And he goes
Over there a lot.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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[ doorbell buzzing ]
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Excuse me, I wonder
Who that could be.
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Hi, kids.
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Andy.
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Barney, what are
You doing back?
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Well, after
I took thelma lou home
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I just didn't feel like
Going home myself.
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Ever had one of them nights
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When you just didn't
Feel like going home?
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You know,
Too wide-awake?
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Just one of them nights.
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Oh, pizza!
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Looks like
"Moz-arella," too.
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That's my favorite--
Moz-arella.
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Mmm! I thought we were going
To look through the microscope
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At some germs --
Why don't you go get it, mary?
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Mary?
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Andy.
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Uh, you staying in this evening?
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Okay if I come over?
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Fine, fine.
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About... About 7:30.
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Bye.
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Hey! You got
A date with mary?
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That's great.
I'll call thelma lou.
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Hey, listen,
Tonight let's have the pizza
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With the pepperoni, okay?
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I just love that, too,
Don't you, with pepperoni?
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Barney, you
Can't make it.
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I can't?
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You was going to straighten up
The files, remember?
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Aw, doggone, why didn't
I do that sooner?
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I could have joined you.
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It's much more fun
With a group.
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Yeah, I know, but
We'll try and manage.
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Have a good time.
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* if your heart
Belong to another *
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* and you'd nevermore
Be mine *
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* I wish I was
A red rosy bush *
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* on the banks
Of the sea *
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* every time
My true lover passed *
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* she would pluck a rose
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* off of me
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* I wish I had
A little golden box *
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* to put my true love in
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* I would take her out
And I'd kiss her twice *
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* then I'd put her
Back again **
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Oh, that's beautiful.
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Pretty little song,
Ain't it?
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Yeah.
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Is it hard to play the guitar?
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No, not too hard.
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Let me... Let me show
You a chord or two.
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Okay.
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Now, of course,
You hold it like that.
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And I'll teach you
The chord of "C" first.
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Put that finger there,
That finger there,
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That finger there.
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That's right.
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Now, and you play
The last five strings.
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[ telephone ringing ]
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Hello?
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Oh, oh, it's barney.
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Oh.
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Yeah, barn?
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Hey, andy, you know that letter
We got from
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The state attorney's office
Last month?
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I can't find it.
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Well, try looking under "S" --
"S" for "State attorney."
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Right.
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Now, where
Were we here?
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Let me get your
Fingers back again.
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Did I move them?
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Mm-hmm, a little.
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There, there...
And there.
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Now, we got that one.
Hold that.
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[ telephone ringing ]
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Hello?
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Barney?
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Yeah, barn?
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Well, try looking
Under "A" for "Attorney."
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Right.
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Sorry.
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I understand.
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Okay. Now, you moved
Them again.
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There you are.
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Now...
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That's hard to hold.
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[ telephone ringing ]
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Yeah!
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Well, if it's not under "S"
And it's not under "A"
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I wouldn't know where it is.
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Well, I got a theory --
Since the letter
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Came from raleigh,
Maybe it's under "R."
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Well, look!
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Barney is having trouble
Finding a letter.
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Oh.
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Now... Now, we'll play
The last five strings.
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[ string snaps ]
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Uh... Maybe I ought
To make some coffee.
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All right.
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Here it is, piping hot.
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Good, let's just set
And let it cool off
A little bit.
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All right.
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[ doorbell buzzing ]
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Uh... I guess I'd
Better see who it is.
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You'll never guess
Where I found this.
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It wasn't under "A" or "S"
Or "R" -- anyplace like that.
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You know where it was?
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It was behind the file
On the floor.
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Can you beat that?
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Ooh, coffee!
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Boy, I sure am in luck.
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No pizza tonight, huh?
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Well, I'll go out
And get some later.
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What'll be tonight --
Mozzarella or pepperoni?
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You name it,
It doesn't matter to me.
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I just like pizza.
258
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:11,865
( sighs )
259
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,500
Oh, you know, andy
260
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:16,369
I sure did
Have a good time
261
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,438
Over mary's last
Night, didn't you?
262
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:22,175
Yeah, sure I did.
263
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,377
She's a great,
Little girl.
264
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,880
I sure do enjoy
Her company.
265
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,516
So I noticed.
266
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,423
Uh... Barn?
267
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,525
Yeah?
268
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:41,261
There's somethin' I
Wanna talk to you about.
269
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,330
( clears throat )
270
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,464
Yeah?
271
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:47,400
You know, for about
A week now
272
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:51,538
We've been spendin' a lot
Of time together, right?
273
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:52,539
Yeah.
274
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,407
I mean, it's been
275
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,878
Mary and me,
And you and thelma lou
276
00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:01,048
Or mary, and me
And you and, uh...
277
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,983
Well, I was thinkin'.
278
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,551
Yeah?
279
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:08,288
Don't you think we ought
To spend some time alone?
280
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,290
Do you, uh...
281
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,826
Do you understand?
282
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:17,164
Oh, sure I understand,
Andy, of course.
283
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:21,534
Sarah, get me 2-4-7.
284
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:25,105
You should have
Mentioned this sooner.
285
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,140
Thelma lou? Barn.
286
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,541
Yeah.
287
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:32,946
Listen, we can't make it
Over to mary's tonight.
288
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:36,349
Andy and I wanna spend
Some time alone.
289
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:39,019
Right... Okay.
290
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,521
You call mary.
291
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:44,557
What do you wanna do?
292
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,130
No, barn.
293
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,566
That... That's not
What I had in mind.
294
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:57,037
That's not what I had
In mind at all-l-l.
295
00:13:57,070 --> 00:14:00,073
You see, what I
Had in mind
296
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:05,178
Was I want to spend
Some time alone with mary.
297
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,180
Do you understand?
298
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,149
See, I wanna
Spend
299
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,618
Some time alone
With mary.
300
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:15,889
I... I wanna...
I wanna talk to her.
301
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:21,628
There's a few things that I
Wanna say to her in private.
302
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,531
Hmm? Follow me?
303
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,934
Are you kiddin'?
304
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:31,338
Son of a gun,
Of course I follow you.
305
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,040
Good.
306
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:36,910
Then, we'll be alone
Tonight, right?
307
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,078
Sure, pal.
308
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,212
Good, good, good.
309
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,281
Well, I'm going
Over to floyd's
310
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,449
And get a haircut.
311
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,351
Sure, you do that.
312
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,491
Oh... That son of a gun.
313
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,560
I should've guessed.
314
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:57,364
He's gonna pop
The question tonight.
315
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:02,535
Our sheriff's gonna
Get hisself hitched.
316
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:11,244
Andy and mary?
Really, barney?
317
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,313
They're gettin' married?
318
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,283
Oh, isn't that wonderful?
319
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:19,019
Certainly got himself
A nice girl.
320
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,988
Yeah...
321
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,389
You know, it's going to be like
322
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,191
Watching my own kid
Get married.
323
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,525
Oh...
324
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:30,430
Golly, thelma lou,
I just hope I don't cry.
325
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:34,234
Andy? Getting married?
326
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,070
My andy?
327
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,039
Yeah, yeah, he's
Asking her tonight.
328
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,408
Well, why all the secrecy?
Why didn't he tell me?
329
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,743
Well, you know andy --
Tight-lipped.
330
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,046
The only reason
He told me is
331
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,448
He knew he couldn't
Hide it from me.
332
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,484
Can't keep anything from
Old eagle-eye barney.
333
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,053
Andy getting married!
334
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,488
Yeah, he's taking
The plunge.
335
00:15:55,522 --> 00:16:01,128
Oh, barney, I hope I don't
Cry at the wedding.
336
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,396
Now, don't you start, aunt bee.
337
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,699
If you do, I'm a goner.
338
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,348
Andy!
339
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,157
Howdy, thelma lou.
340
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:46,173
Barn?
341
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,149
Oh, howdy, aunt bee,
Is that lunch?
342
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:13,366
Somebody sure is in
A jaw-kissing mood today.
343
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,675
[ door opens ]
344
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,379
Oh, howdy, barn --
About ready for lunch?
345
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,480
It just got here.
346
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,118
Hey, listen,
Before we start
347
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,120
Want to go
Across the street
348
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,587
And get a couple
Of root beers?
349
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,675
[ sniffling ]
350
00:17:55,708 --> 00:18:00,113
Mary said it's
That time of the year.
351
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:04,684
Maybe they're all
Coming down with colds.
352
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,653
Mmm-mmm, thank you.
353
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,556
Oh, that was
A fine supper, mary.
354
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,624
Thank you.
355
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,361
Would you like
To have your coffee
356
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,397
In the living room
By the fireplace?
357
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,467
Well, now, that's
Another good idea.
358
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,902
It surely is.
359
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:27,274
Here, let me help you.
360
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:31,178
A whole evening without
Any interruptions.
361
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,746
You know, how it got
To be that way?
362
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,882
No.
363
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,717
I just up
And told barney.
364
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,419
Oh.
365
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,255
I'm glad.
366
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,792
I'm glad, too.
367
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:54,301
A whole evening...
Alone together.
368
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:57,570
Just the two of us.
369
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:58,805
[ talking over each other ]
370
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,707
Folks! Folks, let me have
Your attention.
371
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,342
Let me have
Your attention.
372
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,211
Now, here's
The plan, see?
373
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,745
The way I figure,
Andy and mary
374
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,348
Have probably just about
Finished their supper, see,
375
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,183
So we'll give them another hour.
376
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,819
That will give andy
Enough time to pop the question.
377
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,788
And then we'll all march in
And we'll yell "Surprise!"
378
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:23,930
[ music in background ]
379
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:32,839
Oh, this is the nicest,
Quietest evening
380
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:38,545
I've spent in
I don't know how long.
381
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,248
It's real peaceful
Music, isn't it?
382
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,716
Mm-hmm.
383
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,619
Real nice.
384
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:52,859
Oh, andy, would you look
At that beautiful full moon.
385
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:56,363
Mm-hmm! Ain't
That something?
386
00:19:56,396 --> 00:20:00,700
Well, it's kind of
A shame to waste that.
387
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,669
Wanna take a drive?
388
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,604
That's a wonderful idea.
389
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,640
And we can take my car
And put the top down.
390
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,242
Why don't we do that?
391
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,244
Okay!
392
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:14,547
This way, folks!
393
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,015
[ talking over each other ]
394
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,451
All right, stay close,
Everybody!
395
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,853
Okay!
396
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,459
Okay, everybody in all right?
397
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,995
Okay, follow me!
398
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:56,389
Quiet, quiet, quiet... Shh.
399
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,525
Now, I'm going to count three
400
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:02,329
And then we'll all crash in
And yell "Surprise."
401
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:05,398
One...
402
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,067
Two...
403
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,404
All:
Surprise!
404
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,005
Surprise!
405
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,707
Surprise!
406
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,811
Andy?
407
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:19,979
Mary?
408
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,415
Well, there's
Nobody here.
409
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,950
No sign of them.
410
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:24,984
That's funny.
411
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:29,356
Barney, are you sure andy
Was coming here tonight?
412
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:31,858
You're sure you got
This whole thing right, now?
413
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,894
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!
414
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:36,796
Hold it!
415
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,931
All right,
They ain't here.
416
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,800
But they were
Here, weren't they?
417
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,904
Do you think
I made this up?
418
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:47,807
Think I'm some kind of
A dumbbell or something?
419
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,109
Wanna hear
A little music?
420
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,078
Oh, sure.
421
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:54,447
[ music playing ]
422
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,550
Mmm... That's nice.
423
00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:59,752
( sighs )
424
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,555
You know, it seems
425
00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:05,692
Like we're a million
Miles away from everyone.
426
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,326
Mm-hmm.
427
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,601
You know, I'm sorry we
Didn't do this before.
428
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:17,036
Well, whose fault
Is that?
429
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:19,539
Mine, my fault,
All my fault.
430
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:20,873
I take all the blame.
431
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:23,676
Of course, everything
Come out all right.
432
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:25,412
I just had to work
My way
433
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:27,914
Up through a few pizza
Pies to get up here.
434
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:30,783
Yup.
435
00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:35,588
And here we are.
436
00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:38,691
Yup.
437
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:41,994
Here we are.
438
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:48,067
A million miles away
From everyone.
439
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:53,406
Yeah...A million
Miles away.
440
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,882
Barney ( whispering ):
Be quiet, be quiet.
441
00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,083
What was that?
442
00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,485
What was what?
443
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:09,856
I thought I heard
A voice -- listen.
444
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,591
( yells ):
Here they are!
445
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:12,992
All:
Surprise!
446
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:14,461
Congratulations!
447
00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:17,096
Oh, look what we
Have here for you.
448
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,699
Coleslaw and
Potato salad and...
449
00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:25,772
Phantom fife
Strikes again.
450
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:39,218
( banjo music playing,
Everyone chatting )
451
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,888
Everybody got enough
Potato salad?
452
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,491
Come on, speak up now!
Let's finish everything!
453
00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:47,059
We're only going to have to
Throw it out, you know!
454
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,661
Well...
455
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:56,603
Mary, I've been
Trying for sometime
456
00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:57,670
To court you.
457
00:23:57,704 --> 00:23:59,105
Would it be all right
458
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,773
If I went ahead and
Courted you in public?
459
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:02,008
What did you say?
460
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,611
I say, do you mind
If I go ahead
461
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,045
And court you in
Front of everybody?
462
00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:07,947
No.
463
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:10,650
Would it be all right
If I was to kiss you?
464
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:11,918
You might just as well
465
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,587
Because I don't think
Anybody'd notice at all.
466
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,523
Fine.
467
00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:21,160
Barney: anyone else
For potato salad?
468
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:23,195
Who wants potato salad?
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