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( whistling sprightly tune )
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard.
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Also starring don knotts.
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Let me
Help you, paw.
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I don't think
You can lift it, op.
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I think
I can lift it.
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I'm pretty strong.
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Maybe in about
20 years.
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I appreciate you packin'
For me, aunt bee
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But it's just a business trip
For two days.
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I hope I didn't
Forget anything.
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From the feel of it
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You didn't forget
Nary a thing.
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Packed all my clothes
And the chest of drawers.
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Careful!
I put a jar
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Of piccalilli relish
In there.
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Piccalilli relish?
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Well, you'll be glad
To have it
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With that hotel food.
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( doorbell rings )
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Uh, let barney in,
Will you, op?
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Okay.
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Hi, barney.
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Hi, op.
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Oh, howdy, barn.
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Hey, did you
Lose a tooth?
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Yeah. Paw hooked her up
To the doorknob
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And out she went.
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She sure did.
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Hey, listen,
Let me hear you say
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"Simple simon sells seashells
By the seashore."
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Okay.
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Simple simon sells she-seashells
By the seashore.
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( chuckles )
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That's pretty good.
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If you think that's something,
You ought to hear me
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Sing a song.
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Don't you
Look nice?
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Don't he look nice,
Though?
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I don't look too ivy league,
Do I?
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Oh, no.
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You're in a league
All by yourself.
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Feels kinda strange,
You know
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Bein' used to wearin'
My uniform.
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Comin' over here
Without my gun and belt
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I felt absolutely naked.
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Oh. I-I didn't mean to, uh,
I mean...
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( clears throat )
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Let me help you.
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Careful, there's
A bottle in there.
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You thought
Of everything,
Didn't you?
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It's just a bottle
Of piccalilli relish.
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'bye, aunt bee.
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Oh, no,
Wait a moment!
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I almost forgot.
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What'd she forget?
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I'll bet you
A quarter
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She forgot a brown paper sack
Full of sandwiches.
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I never been on a trip
In my life
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That I didn't have to carry
A brown paper sack
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Full of sandwiches.
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Well, what'd you forget,
Aunt bee?
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Just a sack
Of sandwiches
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To eat on the bus.
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Aw, a sack of sandwiches
To eat on the bus.
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Bless her heart.
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Bye.
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Bye, op.
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Be good, now.
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Take care
Of aunt bee.
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Here we go.
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Aunt bee: take care.
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Bye.
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Now, step out
With your right foot,
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So all will go well.
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Ready?
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Whoa!
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Howdy.
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We'd like a room
With twin beds.
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Yes, sir.
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Sign that?
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Mm-hmm.
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( knocking )
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Excuse me
A minute.
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Boy, you wouldn't
Have to look far around here
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To find some felonies.
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Robbery I notice so far
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Is what their askin' for
Rooms -- seven dollars.
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This is
Where the action is --
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Capital city.
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Well, it's different
From mayberry,
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No question about that.
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Different? I'll say
It's different.
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Andy, this is a city.
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Yep.
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You know, andy, this is
Where I really belong.
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Barney fife...
In the asphalt jungle.
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Now, barn, outside
Of that meetin'
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We've got with
The commissioner
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We-we're really off
Duty, you know.
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Off duty?
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( chuckles )
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When is a lawman
Really off duty?
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Would you
Make certain
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Everything's there?
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Oh, yes.
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Wouldn't they be
Better in the safe?
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There's no point
In having jewels
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If one doesn't wear them.
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Would you sign
The receipt?
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( clears throat )
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Andy?
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Hmm?
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( quietly ):
See that ice?
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Hmm?
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Mm-mmm.
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She's bound to get
Some attention
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With them sparklers,
Ain't she?
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She's already
Gettin' some attention.
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How's that?
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Back there.
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( clears throat )
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Back where?
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Back there.
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Where?
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Back there.
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A necklace like that
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Anybody'd give
It a second look.
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Look.
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Hmm?
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He's stalkin' his prey.
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Sorry, gentlemen.
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Have you both
Registered?
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No. You want
To sign in?
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There you are, sir.
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Barney,
You got to stop
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Seein' criminals
Everywhere you look.
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Andy, you...
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Now, barney.
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All right.
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We'll get checked in
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And we'll go have our meetin'
With the commissioner.
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Here you are, mr. Taylor.
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And mr. Fife.
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Excuse me.
Dr. Fife.
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Dr. Fife?
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Bernard fife, m.D.
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M.D.?
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That's the way
I always sign.
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Bernard fife, m.D.
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"Mayberry deputy."
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Front?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, I'll submit
These records
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To the budget
Department
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But I think
Any chances
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Of your getting
New equipment
Are pretty slim.
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Not much happens
Up your way.
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Not very
Many arrests.
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Uh, what you're sayin' is
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The only way we can get
The equipment we need
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Is to slow down
Our work a little
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And let the crime rate
Catch up to us.
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Is that it?
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Well, I-I...
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No, but it would help
If I had something to show.
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It's too bad you boys
Didn't make more arrests
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The kind
That hit the front pages.
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People like that kind of flash,
You know?
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Excuse me, sir.
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The committee is
Waiting for you.
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Thank you.
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Gentleman, you
Must excuse me.
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I have to get back
To the meeting.
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We'd appreciate
Anything you can do.
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I'll do
Everything I can
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I promise you.
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Good-bye.
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Well, he said he'd do
What he could.
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I'll tell ya what'd
Turn the trick--
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Just one good felony.
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Our name in the
Paper just once.
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We'd have everything we
Wanted just like that.
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I suppose you mean
That fella at the hotel?
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Why not?
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Look, people come
Here to the city
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To shop for things they
Can't get back home.
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All right -- we do
The same thing.
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No felonies in mayberry?
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We pick one up here.
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Well, let's go
Back to the hotel
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And eat supper and forget
About our problems.
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( piano playing quietly )
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We better get us a
Waiter or somebody
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To tell us what these
French words mean.
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All you have to do
Is point out somethin'.
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That way you don't
Let out that you
Don't understand.
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Oh, no. That's too chancy.
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Well, andy, anything you
Point out's bound to be good.
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Besides, you can learn
A few new words.
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No. I don't like to gamble
Like that, barn.
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Besides, a little plain talk
Never hurt anybody.
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Uh...
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Don't do that, andy.
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You'll embarrass me.
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He'll think
You're just a plain hick.
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Well, barney, there's worse
Things than bein' a plain hick.
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Like bein' a hungry one.
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Monsieur.
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Howdy.
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Uh, have you got
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A nice steak on
Here somewheres?
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A steak--
Certainly, monsieur.
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Good.
Let me have a steak
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And, uh, uh,
A baked potato and green beans.
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Thank you.
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I'll have that.
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Escargot.
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And that.
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Cervelles au beurre noir.
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Very good, monsieur.
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Thank you.
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Steak, baked potato,
Green beans.
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Snails and brains.
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Uh, well, barn
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You learned two
New words anyway.
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( whispering ):
Andy, look.
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Did ya see that?
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The emerald lady
And the crook?
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Did ya notice
How he left right after her?
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That don't have to mean
He's followin' her.
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Andy, I tell ya,
He's closin' in.
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Yeah. She's got the necklace,
All right.
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I got a good look at it.
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It's genuine,
Worth a bundle.
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I tell ya,
That guy is no good.
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I'd stake
My reputation on it.
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I'm stickin' on his tail
Till I see him behind bars.
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You know,
It's nights like this
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I wish I was back
On the force again
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Instead of just
Being a hotel detective.
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Want to buy
A hot necklace?
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Huh? Come on, andy.
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I'm going down to
Police headquarters
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And browse around.
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You want to go?
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No. You go ahead.
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My place is here
On the crime front.
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Where's your man?
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Right over there...
Eatin' mints.
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He's had eight so far.
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Oh.
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Don't lose count.
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I'll see you at 12:00.
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Ooh! Oh, excuse me.
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My fault.
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I beg your pardon.
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Excuse me.
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I heard you were
In town, c.J.
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Why not?
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It's a free country.
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Look, c.J., I don't
Want any trouble.
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You seem to forget
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That I was acquitted
Of that last charge.
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Lack of evidence,
I believe.
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Completely
Clean record.
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00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,149
Well, make it
Stay that way.
269
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,484
Keep your hands in
Your own pockets.
270
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,953
Oh, relax, bardoli.
271
00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:28,488
I'm as worried about
The crime rate as you are.
272
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,957
It's shocking.
273
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,092
The papers
Are full of it.
274
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:35,996
Disgraceful lack
Of police protection nowadays.
275
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:03,223
( clears throat )
276
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,159
( clears throat )
277
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:11,531
You a new arrival
278
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,001
Here at the hotel,
Are you?
279
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:16,870
Yes. Yes, that's right.
280
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:20,841
I'd like to pass along
A little friendly advice.
281
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,275
Oh?
282
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:24,978
I'd be careful
About talking
283
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,513
To strangers
Around here
284
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,248
If I were you.
285
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,984
Uh...
I don't understand.
286
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:34,254
Well, this
May be a bit
Of a shock to you
287
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:38,091
But there's
A jewel thief
Hanging around.
288
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,929
A jewel thief?
289
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:46,333
Don't look now,
But he's right over there.
290
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,073
Where?
291
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,476
Right behind us.
292
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,084
Him?
293
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,354
A jewel thief?
294
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,459
I wouldn't expect you to know.
295
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,227
Takes a pro to spot 'em.
296
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,097
Mm-hmm.
297
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,932
And you're a pro?
298
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:29,376
"Deputy sheriff--
Mayberry."
299
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,379
Mayberry?
300
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,849
Oh. Oh, you're
From out of town.
301
00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:38,251
And, and...
You think that...
302
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,154
And you spot...
303
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,392
Oh, this is beautiful.
304
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,962
But, um...
305
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:52,565
What would a jewel thief
Hope to find around here?
306
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,235
Could be a lot of things.
307
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,504
Like, say...Uh...
308
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,139
Emeralds.
309
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,111
Emeralds, eh?
310
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,113
There's a woman
On the fourth floor
311
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:09,016
Has a necklace with emeralds
As big as jawbreakers.
312
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,318
He's been trying
To close in all day.
313
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,988
I'm all set to nab him
The minute he makes his move.
314
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,624
Look, uh...
I'd like to help you.
315
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,994
Uh, I'm...
I'm c.J. Hoffman.
316
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,662
I, uh...Uh...
317
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,397
I own this newspaper.
318
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,034
Sounds like it would
Be a great story
319
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,036
But I have
To know more.
320
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,271
Our name in the paper--
That's what we need.
321
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,672
C.J., you stick with me.
322
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,108
Keep your head down
If lead starts to fly.
323
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,309
You'll get your scoop.
324
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,445
It's a deal.
325
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,413
From now on,
It's cat and mouse --
326
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,649
A waiting game --
Till he makes his move.
327
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,088
There he is!
The elevator!
328
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,658
Oh, he's going up
For the heist.
329
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,693
I turn my back
One minute...
330
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,162
The stairs.
331
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,429
Good.
332
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,166
Okay, c.J., get set
For the big story.
333
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,971
Then all this represents
The crime lab, does it?
334
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,372
That's right, sheriff.
335
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,374
It's interesting.
336
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,976
Sure is.
337
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,248
Hi.
338
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,516
Howdy.
339
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,285
Andy, this is
Officer friendly.
340
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,520
Dean, this is
Sheriff taylor of mayberry.
341
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:21,989
How you doin'?
342
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,390
Handy little
Gadget there.
343
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,657
We try to keep up.
344
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,126
Andy, I'd like you
345
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,395
To take a look
At our file room.
346
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,263
It's right out this way.
347
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,183
That's her door.
348
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,619
He's after the ice,
All right.
349
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,758
These books are
Pretty complete, sheriff --
350
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,228
Racketeers, burglars,
Jewel thieves...
351
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,263
You name 'em,
We got 'em.
352
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,236
Someone you know?
353
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,638
I've seen him
Somewhere.
354
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:21,781
He's leaving.
355
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,516
He must have
Been scared off.
356
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:24,784
Now, wait a minute.
357
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,653
Maybe he already
Took the necklace.
358
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,121
They work fast.
359
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,689
We better
Take a look.
360
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,440
It's locked.
361
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,809
Well, I've heard
362
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,412
That a nail file
Can open a lock.
363
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,414
You know
How that works?
364
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:57,417
Well...You just...
Slide it in there
365
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,452
And snap it, I guess.
366
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,429
You're right!
367
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,698
You sure know
All their gimmicks.
368
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,700
Well, half
The trick of winning
369
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,735
Is understanding
The enemy.
370
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,843
I'll look in the bedroom.
371
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,612
You check around in here.
372
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,847
Where do you think
I ought to start?
373
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,582
Sometimes
They hide a wall safe
374
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:30,850
Behind a picture.
375
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,452
That's right.
376
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,487
Yeah.
Yeah.
377
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,693
You come on up
To mayberry
378
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,328
And we'll
Shoot some quail.
379
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,596
It sounds good to me.
380
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,865
Let me have the key
To 920, please.
381
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,867
Sheriff, I'd like
To call the missus
382
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,869
And tell her
I'll be a little late.
383
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,471
Yeah, go ahead.
384
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,872
Hey, sergeant.
385
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,475
Who is that fella
Right over there
386
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,543
Just getting on the elevator?
387
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,245
Oh, him?
388
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,281
Oh, that's
The house detective.
389
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:35,515
That's the what?
390
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,783
House detective.
391
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,251
He's been here
For years.
392
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,752
I'll be
Just a minute.
393
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,684
Well, nothing's missing --
It was a false alarm.
394
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:12,952
We'd better get out.
395
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,287
Wait. What's that?
396
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,522
What's what?
397
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:16,789
That box
On the dresser.
398
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,258
It's just a box.
399
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,392
Looks like
A jewel box.
400
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,361
That's the trouble
With you amateurs.
401
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,629
You wouldn't see that.
402
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,364
Takes a pro to spot it.
403
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,765
It's empty! They're gone!
404
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,634
The necklace is stolen!
405
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,369
Come on! Let's get him!
406
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,639
( whispering ):
Look.
407
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,374
What's the matter?
408
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:48,388
It's him!
409
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,923
He's returned
To the scene of the crime.
410
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,806
( pounding on door )
411
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,408
Great work.
412
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,676
Now, if I can
413
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,411
Only get my
Photographers here --
414
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,413
Take your picture
Making the arrest.
415
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,714
Open up!
416
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,683
My place is right
Up the street.
417
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,551
It'll only take
About 20 minutes.
418
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,819
Why don't we phone them?
419
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,521
No, no.
The hotel switchboard--
420
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,390
They'd tip off
The house detective.
421
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,292
He'd come up and
Take all the credit.
422
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,559
Give me
About 20 minutes.
423
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:27,827
Wait a minute.
424
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,562
Why don't
I go with you?
425
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:32,832
I could use the pay phone
To call the police.
426
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,567
What's going on?
427
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,704
Hey! Let me
Out of here!
428
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,544
Andy, am I ever
Glad to see you.
429
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,812
Do I have news!
430
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,280
This is
C.J. Hoffman.
431
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:48,548
I have to be going.
432
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,683
That fella I
Spotted is a crook.
433
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:51,951
He took
The emeralds.
434
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,686
C.J. And I
Found them gone.
435
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,955
The fella you were following --
He took 'em?
436
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,123
We locked him
In the closet.
437
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,926
C.J.'s got to get
His photographers
To take my picture.
438
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,994
Yes. So if
You'll excuse me...
439
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,496
And c.J.
Helped you, huh?
440
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,397
Yeah.
441
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,699
C.J., you don't have
To get a photographer.
442
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,501
They got a nice
Likeness of you
443
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:09,969
Down at police
Headquarters.
444
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,439
Lookit there,
Sergeant.
445
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,341
Great work, barney.
You got him.
446
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:15,642
Oh, sergeant nelson
447
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,877
Of the city police --
My deputy, barney fife.
448
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,879
Congratulations, deputy.
449
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:22,649
Oh, uh...Uh...Uh...
450
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,717
I'll take him
Off your hands.
451
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,856
Well, barn,
You got your felony
452
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,858
And you got
Your arrest.
453
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,460
Yeah.
454
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:34,827
Yeah, I was just...
455
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:36,463
Just playing along.
456
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:38,731
I knew all the time
That, uh...
457
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,970
There's no use
Pretending, andy.
458
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,005
I had it all wrong.
459
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,344
Hey...Who...?
460
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,014
Who what, barn?
461
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,016
Who's the guy in the closet?
462
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:59,452
Oh. Well, uh...
463
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:00,987
This won't
Be easy, barney
464
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:04,023
But you'll have to find out
Sooner or later...
465
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,958
[ no audible dialogue ]
466
00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:27,046
[ chuckling ]
467
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:30,417
Oh, yes, that's right,
Commissioner.
468
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:34,020
Yeah, it's quite a story.
469
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:37,690
Well, now, I wouldn't want it to
Influence the budget committee,
470
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:39,058
Not one little bitty bit.
471
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,427
You understand.
472
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,395
Right.
473
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:43,963
Right.
'bye.
474
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,432
Well...
475
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,900
This ain't
Gonna hurt us much.
476
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,168
I figured as much.
477
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,737
[ chuckling ]
478
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:53,105
Mm-hmm, look at that!
479
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:56,643
Barney fife,
Intrepid, huh?
480
00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,911
Fearless.
481
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,680
Got me kind of good,
Didn't they?
482
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:01,848
Fearless.
483
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,416
[ knock on door ]
484
00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:04,917
Oh, grab that,
Will you, andy?
485
00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:06,719
It's probably
Some thrill seekers.
486
00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:09,055
Oh, yeah.
487
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:12,825
Well, mr. Bardoli.
488
00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:15,161
Hi, your deputy
Anywhere around?
489
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,897
Yeah, barney's here.
490
00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,966
I've been chasing him
All morning.
491
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:22,034
I wanted a minute with him
Before he left town.
492
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,202
Well, come on in,
Come on in.
493
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,537
Thanks.
494
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,973
Hey, barn?
495
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:29,542
Uh, excuse me
Just a minute.
496
00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:38,885
Uh...Could, uh,
Could I help?
497
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,621
Well, I just wanted to tell him
There were no hard feelings.
498
00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:43,890
Getting hasler behind bars
Is all that matters to me,
499
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,157
No matter how it happens.
500
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:46,759
Oh, well,
That certainly is --
501
00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:48,027
[ door opens ]
502
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:50,129
There's nothin' in there.
503
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:53,165
Well, hello there,
Bardoli.
504
00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:55,167
Been lookin' for you.
505
00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:57,670
I was just hopin'
We could get together
506
00:23:57,704 --> 00:23:59,105
On another caper sometime.
507
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:01,007
Meantime, if you're
Ever up my way,
508
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,141
Be sure and look me up.
509
00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:03,543
Name's in the book.
510
00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:05,111
Under "Fearless."
511
00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:07,013
Well, I'll be
Running along.
512
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:08,681
All right, listen, be sure
513
00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:10,850
And do stop by
And see us sometime.
33449
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