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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard.
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Also starring don knotts.
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[ siren blaring ]
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All right, boys, come on.
Let's get out.
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Come on, come on.
All right, come on. Out.
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You got prisoners?
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Yeah. I got four.
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What happened
To your hand?
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Oh, I had a little trouble
Bringing these birds in.
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We all stopped over at
Doc zack's and he fixed us up.
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Oh, I wish I
Could've been there.
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I wish I'd a-had
A crack at these babies.
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Easy now, barney.
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Everything's under control.
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Get 'em in
There, chief.
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All right. Come on.
Come on. Get in there.
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All right. Break it up.
The show's over!
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Kids always hanging around.
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Great work, chief.
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Who are they? What'd
You get 'em on?
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502? 626? 308?
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Want me to send
Out an a.P.B.?
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All points bulletin, barney?
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They're already here.
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They're captured.
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Unlock the others.
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Well, come on, chief, give.
What's the scoop?
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Well, barney, these here are
The gordon boys.
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They're the owners
And proprietors of that still
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We've been looking for
Up at franklin holler.
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Franklin holler?
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Well, the old
Franklin holler still, huh?
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Well, you guys
Ought to know
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We'd catch up to you
Sooner or later.
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Lock 'em up, barn.
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Yeah. Come on.
Move. Get in there.
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Move. You two in there.
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Come on, come on.
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Now, in case you birds
Get any ideas
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About breaking out of here,
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I think there's something
You ought to know.
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This is a maximum
Security prison.
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Uh, hey, barn?
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Maybe we ought
To make it
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A little more maximum
By moving the key.
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Moving the key.
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I was just, uh,
Just gonna do that.
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Well, I was.
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Sure is good to be doing
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A capacity business,
Huh, sheriff?
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Both these babies filled up.
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Well, I'll tell you the truth,
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I'd as soon see
Them cells empty.
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That way we know
Law and order's being observed.
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Well, yeah. I suppose
You can look at it that way.
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[ singing ]
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Oh, otis is on
Another toot.
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[ singing ]
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Hey, who's in my room?
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Barney, I demand to have
The room I'm accustomed to.
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You'll get along
Fine with these boys.
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You've been buying
Moon from them for years.
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So?
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Just wait right there.
I'll get the key.
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This is my room. Out!
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Don't you talk to us,
You dirty double crosser!
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What?!
You stool pigeon!
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You're the one that put
The finger on us, ain't ya?
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Oh, why would I do that?
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Why? Because you're
Palsy with the sheriff here.
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You been out to get us
Ever since we raised our prices!
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That is a falsehood.
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Then why haven't you been
Buying moon from us?!
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Well, it ain't because
You raised the price.
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It's 'cause you lowered
The quality.
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Just doesn't have
The zi it used to have,
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And besides,
I found somebody who delivers.
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Well, I'm sorry you won't
Have any privacy, otis,
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But I don't reckon it'll
Hurt you this once.
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Sheriff, put him in
My cell, please!
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Oh, no. I want him
Over here with me!
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[ all yelling ]
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Hold it! Hold it!
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[ whistle blowing ]
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Listen to the sheriff!
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Barney, he ain't gonna
Put me in there, is he?
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Barney, I'm afraid we can't put
Otis in the same jail with them.
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Well, andy,
It's the only jail we got.
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Couldn't we double 'em up
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And put the gordon boys
In that cell
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And-and otis in that one?
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No, I don't think
That'd work out.
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There's just the one bed and
There ain't enough pallet space.
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We'll stand up.
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Well, he can
Have my bed, sheriff.
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Hold it, hold it,
Hold it, hold it!
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Shh.
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Listen to the sheriff.
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Much obliged, otis.
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No, I'm afraid we can't keep 'em
All here together.
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It'd just be one
Ruckus after another
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The whole time.
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One ruckus after another.
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Oh, otis.
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All right, boys.
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Turn him loose.
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Turn him loose.
Turn him loose now.
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Whew!
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All he wants
To do is try
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To sleep it off
And sober up.
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Well, I've got
One solution.
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Yeah. What's that?
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I'll take him
Home with me
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And he can serve
His time there.
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Andy, have a prisoner
In your house?
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[ singing ]
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What's wrong?
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Well, he's a prisoner,
Not a guest.
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Well, you got
Any better ideas?
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Well... No.
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In that case,
Come on, otis.
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Oh, you're gonna
Take me home with you?
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That's right.
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Goody. This ought to be fun.
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That's it.
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Make a sham
Of the whole thing.
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Undermine the whole
Peanut just to...
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Well, at least I can stay here
And run this prison
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The way a prison
Ought to be run!
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Watch out!
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Now, look alive!
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Snap to!
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This is a jail!
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Oh, clara,
These are beautiful.
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How many more do we
Have to make, bee?
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14 weren't enough
Last year.
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Then let's each make six,
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And we'll be
Responsible for 18.
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Okay.
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[ otis singing ]
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* the dipsy doodle
Will get in your hair *
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* the cow's jumping over
The dipsy doodle *
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* that's the way...
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All right, otis,
Come on.
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Come on, come on.
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* the dipsy doodle
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All right, now, otis,
Otis, be quiet.
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Shh.
Shh.
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No more dipsy doodle.
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Okay, come on.
* no more dipsy doodle
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Come on, shh.
Shh.
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Aunt bee: let's do that,
Such a good idea.
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[ indistinct conversation ]
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Looks like aunt bee's
Got some company.
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Shh!
Come on, we'll go in
The front way.
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* the dipsy doodle,
We'll go in the front *
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[ singing ]
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Shh!
Shh!
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* the dipsy doodle...
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Come on. Come on.
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* the dipsy doodle...
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Come on.
* the dipsy doodle is...
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* and I love you
And you love... *
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I know, I know.
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Shh, shh.
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Andy, shh.
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That's right. Shh.
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Andy, I...
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Otis campbell?
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What is he doing here?
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Andy, what's happened
To your hand?
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Oh, I had
A little ruckus
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With a couple
Of prisoners.
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It would be
My pleasure, dear lady,
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To be incarcerated
In your domicile.
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Oh, what does
That mean?
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It means you're crazy
All the things that...
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Shh! The ladies are
In the kitchen.
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Oh, shall we join
The ladies in the kitchen?
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Oh, andy,
What is this all about?
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I got a little problem down at
The jail, aunt bee.
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I've run out of space and I had
Nowhere to put otis
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And I had to bring him
Home with me.
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Oh, well, this is ridiculous,
Bringing home a prisoner!
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I'm not going to put up
With this, andy.
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Well, hey, aunt bee,
I've got no other choice.
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Otis, give me that!
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I'm thirsty, andy!
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Later, later.
Give it here.
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I'll just put him up
In the guest room,
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And when his
24 hours is up,
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I'll send
Him on home.
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Of all nights, when we're baking
The cakes for the church social.
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* the dipsy doodle is
A thing to be loved *
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Otis, otis, drink,
Drink, drink. Drink.
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I'll just take
Him upstairs.
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Come on, otis.
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We'll get settled.
Come on.
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Clara: bee,
What are you doing?
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Huh?
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Oh. Oh, I'm coming, clara.
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* that's the way
You dipsy doodle... *
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All right, otis.
Come right over here.
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Stand right there.
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Come here, come here,
Come here.
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Give me that.
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[ singing ]
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Give me your arm.
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Come on. Give me...
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Pull!
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[ singing ]
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Give me that.
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No, no, no. That's my water.
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All right. Give
Me your other arm.
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[ singing ]
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Pull!
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Turn around.
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Let's get your tie.
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Now, sit down, otis.
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Sit down. I want to
Tell you something.
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Now listen. I want you
To settle down and be quiet.
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No more singing.
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I want you to go to sleep,
You understand?
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Shh.
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Shh.
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Otis!
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Well, here's
The coconut one.
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I think we ought to decorate it
With jelly beans.
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Why do you keep looking
Out there, bee?
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Hmm? Oh, nothing, nothing.
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Now, we need the coconut,
Don't we?
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We've got
The coconut.
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That's what
I just said.
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Oh, good.
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Oh, evening, ladies.
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Hi, andy.
Hello, andy.
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What happened
To your hand?
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Oh, nothing.
Just a tussle
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With a couple
Of prisoners.
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Don't they look
Good! Mmm!
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That's for
The cake.
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Mary, where's
That sponge?
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It's over there
On the sink.
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* so play the dipsy doodle...
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How is our prisoner?
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He's fine.
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He's in bed asleep.
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Oh, andy, stop. You're eating
All the black ones.
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Well, I like 'em,
Aunt bee.
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Otis: * the dipsy doodle
Comes out in reverse *
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* like you love me
And I love me *
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* that's the way
The dipsy doodle works *
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I came to fill my vase.
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Now, aunt bee,
257
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,701
Don't always look
On the black side.
258
00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:10,403
Once otis has slept it off,
He'll be no trouble at all.
259
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,772
Why, down at the jail,
260
00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,473
He's just like
One of the family.
261
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,507
But this isn't the jail.
262
00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:17,177
This is our home,
And I want him out of here.
263
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,211
I'll get him out.
264
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,047
I just got to go
Down to the office
265
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,281
And tend to a few things
266
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,817
And soon as I finish,
I'll get him outta here.
267
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:24,918
Well, in the meantime,
268
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:26,787
What am I supposed
To do with him?
269
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,722
Well, nothin'.
270
00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:31,224
He-he's a prisoner.
271
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,226
Oh, uh...
272
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,495
I expect he's about
Ready for breakfast.
273
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,030
Barney usually
Fixes him
274
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,999
Two soft-boiled eggs,
Four minutes,
275
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,868
One piece of toast,
And coffee,
276
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,069
Black, with one sugar.
277
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:44,738
Oh, uh...
278
00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:47,107
I expect it might be
A little outta order,
279
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,209
But, uh, you reckon
It'd be all right
280
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,244
If I was to kiss
The warden good-bye?
281
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,072
All right, men.
282
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,008
May I have your
Attention, please?
283
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,150
Men, inasmuch as I am
284
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,920
The reigning officer
In charge here,
285
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:36,489
I feel it would not be wrong
For me to start you
286
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:39,059
On a program
Of rehabilitation.
287
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,262
What do I mean
By rehabilitation?
288
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,532
I mean any constructive activity
289
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,936
Which would bring out
The talents you may have.
290
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,003
Now, who knows
291
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:53,473
That had your twigs
Been bent in another direction,
292
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:54,507
You, ike
293
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:57,077
May have been
A great violinist.
294
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,912
You, billy,
295
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,914
A great architect.
296
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,182
Sherman,
297
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,550
A dentist.
298
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,285
Junior,
299
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,087
A dancer.
300
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,556
Well, it's never too late.
301
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:13,026
Now, I have here
A woodcarving set,
302
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,162
A leather craft set,
303
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,164
A metal craft set,
304
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,499
And a mr. Potato set.
305
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:23,503
Now, who wants what?
306
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:27,007
Now, it makes no difference
To me which one you take.
307
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:32,179
Well, come on, come on.
Speak up.
308
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:36,083
Which one do you want?
309
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,485
I'll take the mr. Potato set.
310
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,153
Good, good.
311
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,323
There you are.
312
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,458
Woodcarving for you.
313
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,094
There you are.
314
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,595
Leather craft for you,
315
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,497
And metal craft for you.
316
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,065
[ chuckles ]
317
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,075
Otis?
318
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,110
Otis campbell?
319
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,945
Breakfast.
320
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,014
Hmm? What? What is it?
321
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,116
I've got
Your breakfast.
322
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,884
Oh.
323
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:14,154
I believe I'll sleep
A little longer, aunt bee.
324
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:17,357
Keep my breakfast hot
And the coffee simmering.
325
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,626
Otis campbell,
You take your breakfast now
326
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,261
Or you won't get it at all.
327
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,262
Do you hear?
328
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,563
Now just a minute.
329
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:24,965
I got my rights.
330
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,100
I'm a prisoner in this house,
331
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,869
And I expect
To be treated like one.
332
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,152
Otis?
333
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,020
Otis?
334
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,221
Otis?
Hmm?
335
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,657
What was that you said
About being a prisoner?
336
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,093
Oh, I said, "I'm
A prisoner in this house
337
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,162
And I expect to be
Treated like one."
338
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,931
Well, if you're a prisoner,
I'm responsible for you,
339
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,399
And that makes me
The warden.
340
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,002
Oh, aunt bee, don't
Holler so much, please.
341
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,636
I got a head
That feels like
342
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,305
It was in a drawer
All night.
343
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,573
Now, will you go away?
344
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,541
[ groans ]
345
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,320
[ gasping ]
346
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,489
Get up, prisoner,
And get to work.
347
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,490
Work?
348
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:24,491
That's right,
349
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,359
And you can start
With your room.
350
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,360
Clean it up!
351
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,361
Clean...? Oh!
352
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,662
Andy! Where's andy?
353
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:30,730
I'm a prisoner!
354
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:31,931
Clean it up!
355
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:42,769
[ door opens ]
356
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,738
Otis, what
Are you doing?
357
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,707
Andy, you gotta get me
Outta this.
358
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,576
She's about
To work me to death.
359
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,743
Aunt bee?
360
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,045
Aunt bee?
361
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,646
Bloody mary.
362
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,382
Andy, get me outta here.
363
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:58,551
Look, I ain't never
Worked so hard in my life.
364
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,121
Oh, I got a hangover
And everything.
365
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,122
She's a beast.
366
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,390
She's a real beast.
367
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,058
Andy, look, can I go?
368
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,526
Well, otis, your
Time ain't up.
369
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,229
What do you want me to do,
Take you back to jail?
370
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,563
Yeah. Take me
Back to jail.
371
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,065
With the gordon brothers?
372
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,066
They'd kill you.
373
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,067
Oh, no, no.
374
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,068
No, not that. No.
375
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,604
Well, it's either
The gordon brothers or this.
376
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,605
[ chuckles ]
377
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,507
[ whimpers ]
378
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:24,644
Oh...What a mess
I made of my life.
379
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,148
There's only
One thing to do --
380
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,350
Crack out.
381
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,186
That's what I'll do.
I'll run away.
382
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,636
Did you fill
The woodbox?
383
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,104
No.
384
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,205
Get to it.
385
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,256
Hey. Psst!
386
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,257
Hey.
387
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:13,126
Come here.
Come here.
388
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,262
No, no. Bring the ladder.
389
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,829
The ladder.
390
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,438
Did you vacuum
The hall?
391
00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,672
No.
392
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:00,673
Get to it.
393
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,715
Are you sure you'll have
That by wednesday?
394
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,183
Yes, ma'am.
You're sure?
395
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,184
I promise.
396
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,185
Good. Bye-bye.
397
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:13,420
Bye-bye, aunt bee.
398
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,395
Otis, when you get fini--
399
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,931
Otis?
400
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,533
Otis?
401
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,269
[ truck engine starting ]
402
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,671
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
403
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,906
Just a minute.
Just a minute.
404
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:34,941
Open those doors.
405
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:44,817
Otis: ow! Ow! Ow!
406
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:45,818
I...
407
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,622
I give up.
408
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,624
Did you finish
Those dishes?
409
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,226
No.
410
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,627
Get to it.
411
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:02,835
Hi, aunt bee.
412
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:03,836
Hi, andy.
413
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,338
Sorry it took me so long.
414
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,774
I had to serve some papers
Out on the post road.
415
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,242
Took a little while.
Hmm?
416
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,277
How's the prisoner?
417
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,311
Fine.
418
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,480
I hope you didn't
Work him too hard.
419
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,014
Oh, I don't think so.
420
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,549
[ andy chuckles ]
421
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,251
Well, his time's about up.
422
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:19,819
I might as well let him go.
423
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,321
Hey, otis?
424
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,790
Otis?
425
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,332
Is that you, otis?
426
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,443
She made me do it.
427
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,578
Well, I'll be dogged.
428
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,480
Otis, tell him the news.
429
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:48,481
The news?
430
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:49,482
Otis...
431
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,717
Tell him.
432
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,985
I ain't gonna get drunk no more.
433
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,322
Aunt bee put me on probation.
434
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:58,791
If I make one more false move,
I gotta come back.
435
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:01,027
Aunt bee, I believe
You missed your calling.
436
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,829
You ought to have been a warden.
437
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,697
Gettin' otis to
Walk the straight
438
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,833
And narrow
Ain't no small accomplishment.
439
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:07,900
[ chuckling ]
440
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,669
Andy, can we go now?
441
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,705
I don't ever
Wanna see the rock again.
442
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,574
The rock?
443
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,708
Oh, that's what otis
444
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:18,345
Calls my little jail here.
445
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,379
Oh.
446
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,880
Well, don't be bitter, otis.
447
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:21,881
Don't be bitter.
448
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:22,949
I'll drive ya home.
449
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,884
Believe I'll stop by
At the office
450
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,619
And show him off, though--
451
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,489
Show barney there's more
Than one way to rehabilitate.
452
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:30,757
Come on.
453
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:31,958
[ chuckling ]
454
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,768
Freedom...
455
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,770
Oh, it smells good.
456
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:44,904
Barney: hey, andy!
457
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,506
Oh, hi, barn.
458
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,107
Otis?
459
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,577
Ain't he somethin',
All clean and scrubbed?
460
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,044
And you know
Somethin' else?
461
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:53,780
He ain't gonna
Drink anymore.
462
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:54,914
What?
463
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:57,016
Looks like
Our little jail annex here
464
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:59,919
Did a pretty good job
Of rehabilitatin', don't it?
465
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:02,522
How's, uh, how's things
With your prisoners?
466
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:03,790
Uh...
467
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,393
Uh, andy, can I talk
To you for a minute?
468
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,927
Well, sure. Go ahead.
469
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,662
Well, I mean,
Uh, privately.
470
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,799
Oh, uh, otis, w-would you mind
Waitin' in the car?
471
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,067
Okay, andy. Yeah.
472
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,404
What is it, barn?
Somethin' wrong?
473
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:18,405
Y-yeah, yeah.
474
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,672
With the prisoners?
475
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:20,673
Yeah.
476
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,409
Well, what is it?
477
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:23,443
Well, uh...
478
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:24,577
They escaped.
479
00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:25,578
Escaped?!
480
00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:27,814
Well, how'd they escape?
481
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:31,150
Well, you know that metal craft
Set I gave to one of 'em?
482
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,485
Yeah.
483
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,654
Darn guy went
And made a pass key.
484
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,736
All right, out, boys,
Come on.
485
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,671
Let's go.
Come on, all right.
486
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,406
Come on! Move!
Let's go!
487
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:54,907
What are we
Stoppin' here for?
488
00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:56,175
Ain't this your house,
Sheriff?
489
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,110
That's right --
We figured this would be
490
00:22:58,144 --> 00:22:59,846
A better place
To rehabilitate you.
491
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,581
Oh, no, we heard
About this place.
492
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:02,181
It's the rock!
493
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,483
Hey!
494
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:04,316
Come on, come on.
495
00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:05,918
Come on!
Come on, come on, come on.
496
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:09,021
Come on,
Come on, come on!
497
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,090
Come.
Andy, wait a minute.
498
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:12,892
Aunt bee: hello, boys.
499
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,694
I've been waiting for you.
500
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,663
Bloody mary!
Get in there.
501
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:17,764
Come on, in, get in.
502
00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,165
We don't want to!
503
00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:21,468
Come on!
504
00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:27,006
Well, that's the way it is
In the law game, barn.
505
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:29,075
Sometimes you
Have to be ruthless.
506
00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:31,410
Yeah.
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