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( whistling sprightly tune )
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Ohh, look at our
Deputy sheriff,
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Sleeping like a baby.
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Let him be.
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I wouldn't think
Of disturbing him.
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Oh, aunt bee,
Have you got
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Any lipstick
In your purse?
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Yes, why?
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Oh, could I
Borrow it?
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Well, what do you
Want it for?
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Oh, nothing,
Just let me borrow it.
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Tsk.
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Hey, barney, barney,
Barney, barney.
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Huh, what, what?
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I believe joe waters
Has got his truck parked
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A little too close
To that fire hydrant.
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Are you going to
Tell him to move?
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
I'll tell him.
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Hey, joe.
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You got your truck right
Here to that fire hydrant.
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Move it out of here.
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Sure, barney, sure.
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[ laughing ]
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Hey, barney!
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Mwah!
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[ laughing ]
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What's with
That joe waters?
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Why?
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He just threw me
A kiss.
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Well, I don't blame him,
Barney --
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With that lipstick
All over your face,
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You do look
Kind of sweet.
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Oh, boy, you're just
Full of fun today,
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Aren't you?
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Why don't we go up
To the old people's home
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And wax the steps?
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[ laughing ]
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Well, I'll be dogged.
Howdy, bert!
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Hi, andy.
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Bert, I ain't seen you
In a while.
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How you been?
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Yeah, I don't know,
I'm middlin', middlin.
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Yeah, my feet have been
Troubling me a lot lately
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And I got the bursitis
In my shoulder
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From carrying
That suitcase around.
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Got so I can't stand
The sound of them doorbells.
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But I'm middlin',
Middlin'.
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That's a good way
To be, middlin'.
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You know, andy --
Hi, bert! How are you?
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Middlin'.
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He's middlin'.
He's middlin'.
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What are you selling,
These days, bert,
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Anything?
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Oh, this and that.
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Like what?
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Well, first, one thing,
Then another.
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Well, what's
In the suitcase?
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Different things.
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For pete's sake, bert,
Open it up!
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We might buy something
Off of you.
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Oh, you probably don't
Need nothing, no way,
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And I don't want
To appear pushy.
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Nobody will ever accuse
You of that, bert.
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Now, what's
In the suitcase?
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Show us.
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Oh, well, all right.
Ah! See?
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That's what I mean about
That bursitis in my shoulder.
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Telling andy -- from
Lifting this suitcase.
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Shame.
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My feet been troubling me
A lot lately, too.
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Tell him about
The doorbells, bert.
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Ringing those doorbells,
Driving me crazy.
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Well, just like
I told you, fellas --
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A little bit of this
And a little bit of that
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And the next thing,
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And that's about the while
Kit 'n' kaboodle.
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Well, let us look
In there one time, bert.
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You got
Any razor blades?
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Razor blades?
Yeah. Why?
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Well, I'd like
To buy some.
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Are you sure? I mean, don't buy
Them unless'n you need them.
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I'm sure, I'm sure.
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Well, now, look, andy,
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If it's a shave you want,
I'll lend you my razor.
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No, bert.
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Well, it don't look to me
Like you need a shave.
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Bert, I'd like
To get some blades.
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Well, all right,
All right.
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Just don't want
To push myself on you.
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You got any socks, bert?
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Socks?
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Size 10 1/2.
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Yeah, but I'm going to
Give you a size 11.
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They're just as cheap and they
Wear a little bit longer.
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It could be
You're still growing.
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[ laughs ]
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That's good, bert.
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Yeah, I heard that
From a feller in raleigh.
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Well, hello,
There, bert.
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Oh.
Oh, hi, aunt bee.
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You haven't been by
Our house lately.
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Well, no, ma'am --
I was telling
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The fellas here, I have
Trouble with my feet lately.
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Tell her about
Your bursitis.
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Yeah, and the doorbells
Bother him, too.
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Those doorbells
Are driving me crazy.
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Oh, well, I'm sorry.
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What have you got
In your suitcase?
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First, one thing,
And then another.
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What about
Different things?
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I forgot. And a whole lot
Of this 'n' that.
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Oh,I don't know,
I think aunt bee
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Would like
One thing and another.
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Hard to tell -- either
That or different things.
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Yeah.
What are you
Talking about?
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Now, look here,
Aunt bee, it's either
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Going to be socks,
Razor blades,
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Or first, one thing,
And then another.
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Now, we ain't got time
To stand around here
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While you make up
Your mind -- we're busy.
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I want an apron.
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You want an apron,
You get an apron.
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All you have to do is
Speak up.
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Where are they?
Under the spoons.
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There's your apron.
And here's a pair of socks.
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Socks? What does she
Want with socks?
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She's got some
Real long garters.
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Oh, stop it!
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87 cents.
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Well, you pay for it,
Andy.
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You see to it that you
Come by our house.
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Bye, boys!
Bye, aunt bee.
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Ooh! Watch the hat.
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Don't want to squash
The hat.
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No, with the bursitis
And the sore feet,
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We don't want to give him
A head cold.
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Ben: is that all the high
Sheriff got to do, just set?
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Well, howdy, ben. Is there
Something I ought to be doing?
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Yeah, you ought to be tending
To your job, is what.
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Huh?
Come on over here.
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You know they
Don't allow peddling
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On the streets of mayberry,
Why don't you stop him?
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Bert? Oh, he ain't
Really peddling.
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Well, it sure
Looks like it to me.
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What if he is, ben?
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Now, look,
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I'm a legitimate,
Taxpaying merchant
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And I say
Get him off the street.
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Oh, he'll be moving
Along pretty soon.
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Anything else?
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No, there's nothing more.
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Just stop him selling
On the street.
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If you want to keep on
Being sheriff,
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Get him off the street.
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Well, of all the gall!
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Why'd you let him talk
To you like that, andy?
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I sure wouldn't.
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You wouldn't?
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No. You know what
I would've said,
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If he'd have jumped
On me like that?
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What?
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I would've said, "Who died
And left you the boss?
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"Why don't you go set
In the grocery store,
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So we can all know
You're the big cheese?"
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[ laughs ]
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"Know you're the big
Cheese," huh?
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That's good.
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Hey, uh --
Hey, barn?
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We ain't got much to do,
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Right here in the middle
Of the week, have we?
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No.
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Want to have some fun?
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How?
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Let's pick at old ben
A little bit.
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He says he don't want
Bert selling on the street.
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Let's move that bench
Over here
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In the vacant lot and put
Bert's suitcase on it
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And set him up a little
Temporary store, huh?
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Yeah, let's do that.
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Hey, bert? Say, your
Feet been bothering you?
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And your shoulders
Are hurting you.
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And the doorbells
Bother you.
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Oh, you know, I can't
Stand them doorbells.
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Well, I believe
We got a cure for that.
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Huh?
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Why don't you move
Your suitcase over here
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To crowley's vacant lot and set
You up a little temporary store?
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Oh, no,
I couldn't do that.
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Andy: well, why not?
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Well, folks might get
The idea I was being pushy.
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Why would they
Do that?
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All you'd be doing would be
Settin' and sellin'.
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No walking,
No carrying the suitcase,
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No ringing doorbells --
Don't that sound good?
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Yeah, it does.
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Well, do it, then!
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Well, now, are you sure
That they won't suspect
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I was being pushy?
I'm sure.
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If there's anything I hate,
It's a pushy salesman.
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I know. Come on.
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Get the end there.
Okay, got it?
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* you get a line and I'll get
A pole, my honey *
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* you get a line and I'll
Get a pole, my babe *
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* you get a line
And I'll get a pole *
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* and we'll go down
To the crawdad hole *
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* honey, baby, mine
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* what you gonna do when
The well runs dry, my honey? *
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* what you gonna do when
The well runs dry, my babe? *
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* what you gonna do
When the well runs dry *
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* set on the bank
And cry, cry, cry *
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* honey, baby, mine? *
Yeah, yeah?
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Andy, here comes ben.
I think we got to him.
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Oh, good. Hey,
Let's be singing.
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"Sunshine."
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* spread a little sunshine
Every day *
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* spread a little
Sunshine every day *
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* help someone along --
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Sheriff, I want --
Wait.
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* help someone
Along life's way *
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* spread a little sunshine
Every day **
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Ain't that purdy?
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I didn't come here
For a concert.
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I come here with
A complaint, sheriff.
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Well, what
Would that be, ben?
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Oh, you know what it is.
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I told you I didn't want that
Drummer peddling in the street.
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Oh, bert? Oh, bert ain't
On the street.
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He's on crowley's vacant lot --
I'd say that's a good
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7, 8 feet off the street,
Wouldn't you, barn?
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Oh, you know
What I'm talking about.
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Besides, the law says
That a business establishment
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Is not a business
Unless it's got a roof over.
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Now, what bert miller's doing
Is against the law.
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He's peddling in the street.
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Now, you do something
About it!
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Now, ben, you're getting
Yourself all worked up
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Over nothing -- now,
Just listen to this song.
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Like they say,
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"Music hath charms
To soothe the savage beast."
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* help someone
Along life's way *
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* spread a little sunshine
Every day *
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Ain't that pretty?
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Ahh!
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We got him going good.
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Hey, you know,
Ben's right, though.
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You mean about getting
Bert off the street?
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No, about a roof --
A business establishment
248
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,357
Ain't a business
Unless it's got a roof.
249
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,059
You got an idea?
250
00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:28,028
Yeah, and it'll make ben
So happy. Come on.
251
00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,339
Sheriff!
252
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,408
Oh, howdy, ben.
Well, what's the matter?
253
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,911
You look like you're
About to have a spell.
254
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,679
You think you're pretty smart,
Don't you, sheriff?
255
00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,447
What are you
Talking about, ben?
256
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,083
You know doggone well
What I'm talking about!
257
00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:51,985
Bert miller,
Selling on the street.
258
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,420
He's still at it!
259
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,355
Ben, you said a business
Ain't a business
260
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,757
Unless it's got a roof
On it.
261
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,726
Well, he's got one.
262
00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,762
I'd say that's a roof.
Wouldn't you, barney?
263
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,163
Well, yeah,
I'd say that.
264
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,698
I didn't ask you!
265
00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:06,166
Now, ben,
If that's a roof,
266
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,168
The man's got
A legitimate business.
267
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,803
I'll see you.
268
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:13,140
Yeah, but --
269
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,075
Now, look here,
Sheriff --
270
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,044
That is not
A legitimate roof.
271
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,312
Just a minute,
Sheriff.
272
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,982
Oh, howdy, ben.
You looking for us?
273
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,717
By "Roof," I mean
A proper structure.
274
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:26,286
A bench and an umbrella
Is not a proper structure.
275
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,021
Well, I'd say a bench
And umbrella
276
00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,389
Is a proper structure,
Wouldn't you, barn?
277
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,991
It certainly looks
To me --
278
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,359
I am talking
To the sheriff.
279
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,795
Now, look here, sheriff,
280
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,229
I've been running a store
In this town
281
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,965
For going on 25 years
282
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:41,134
And I ain't about to let
Any fly-by-night peddler
283
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,503
Take the play away from
That store, you understand?
284
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,172
Now, ben, you don't
Honestly believe
285
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,407
That bert miller is
Any competition to you?
286
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,009
All he's selling --
287
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,343
I'm talking
To the sheriff!
288
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,312
Hey, you seem to be
Mighty interested
289
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,481
In trying to help
This fellow out -- why?
290
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,050
Well, because of a saying
You might've heard of, ben --
291
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,786
"Live and let live."
292
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,287
Now, the man is just trying
To make an honest living
293
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,855
And he ain't taking nary
A bit of business away
294
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,356
From you,
And you know it.
295
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,992
That's certainly the way
I feel about the whole --
296
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,894
You stay out of this!
297
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,229
Just the same, I'm telling you,
For the last time --
298
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:12,365
You get that man
Off the street! You hear?
299
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,836
I'm giving you a warning!
I want it stopped.
300
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,905
And you better see to it
301
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:22,309
Because I can get it done
And you know it.
302
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,147
[ door opens
And closes ]
303
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:30,851
[ laughing ]
304
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,352
You really want
To get ben going?
305
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,021
Yeah. How?
306
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,522
Let's build him
A structure.
307
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,224
I know where we
Can get some lumber
308
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,558
And I'll call raleigh
And get some merchandise
309
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,293
Sent down
On consignment.
310
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,495
Oh, we'll build bert one
Outstanding selling place.
311
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,064
We'll build him
A selling place
312
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,833
That looks like a selling
Place, huh?
313
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,267
Oh, that's great.
314
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,536
You don't think I'm getting
Too pushy, do you?
315
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,204
If there's one thing I can't
Stand, it's a pushy sheriff.
316
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,440
You character.
Come on.
317
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,018
That ought to
Make ben happy.
318
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,920
He said he needed
A proper structure.
319
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,256
Bert's got a proper
Structure.
320
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:14,227
Oh, hi, there, miss palmer.
How's doug?
321
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,096
Oh, he's fine,
Bert, fine.
322
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,866
This is a real nice
Scarf, bert -- how much?
323
00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,367
Well, I tell you,
Mrs. Palmer, I'd be
324
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,469
Right glad to sell it to you
If you think you need it.
325
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,304
Of course I need it.
326
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,273
Well, I mean, I don't want
To force nothing on you,
327
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,474
You know -- if you think
You really need it --
328
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,608
I need it.
329
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,310
Yeah.
And really like it.
330
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,080
I like it.
I love it, bert.
331
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:34,414
Yeah, well,
332
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,449
If you get it home
And start hating it,
333
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,951
You bring it back,
You hear?
334
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,419
I will.
335
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,587
You do that.
336
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,189
I don't care for it
Much, myself.
337
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:45,458
I'll get you
A fancy box.
338
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,195
Well, howdy, bert.
339
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,865
Howdy, mrs. Mason.
How's it going?
340
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,934
Oh, everything's going
Fine, andy, just fine.
341
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,502
Thanks to you.
342
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,204
Oh, don't you
Mention it.
343
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,571
I tell you, it beats
Tramping around,
344
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,140
Lugging a suitcase
And ringing them doorbells.
345
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,209
Good.
346
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,576
Yeah, oh,
This is all right.
347
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,345
I want these cups,
Bert -- how much?
348
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,247
Six of them?
349
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,548
Uh-huh.
How much are they?
350
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,083
Oh, you don't need
Six of them.
351
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:11,584
Oh, yes, I do.
I can use them.
352
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,553
All six of them?
353
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,488
Well, the children
Keep breaking them.
354
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,357
Well, why don't you take
Three of them
355
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,926
And a tube of glue?
356
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:22,262
Did it ever occur to you
That that bert
357
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:25,032
Ain't exactly what you might
Call a crackerjack salesman?
358
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,134
Yeah. It don't
Matter, though.
359
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,902
Folks will buy from bert
Because they like him.
360
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,503
That's as good as being
A crackerjack, ain't it?
361
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,638
Yeah.
362
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,440
I want all six.
363
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,975
Well, all right --
I just don't want
364
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,076
To push nothing
On nobody.
365
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,377
Excuse me.
I'll be right back.
366
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:40,380
Here he comes.
Here he comes.
367
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,453
What is this?!
What is --
368
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,488
What is this?!
369
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,024
Well, ben, what in the world
Are you complaining about now?
370
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,326
You said the man needed
A roof, he got a roof.
371
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,694
You said he needed
A proper structure,
372
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,363
He's got hisself a proper
Structure.
373
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,131
What else, ben?
374
00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:01,101
All right.
All right.
375
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,535
I tried to get you
To stop him,
376
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,104
I gave you
The proper reasons
377
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,605
And I tried t be
Nice about it --
378
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,975
Oh, you've been nice.
You've been nice.
379
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,542
Hasn't he been nice,
Barney?
380
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,944
Oh, he's been
A real sweetheart.
381
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,445
He sure has.
382
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,314
Would you say
He was nicer
383
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,016
About the stand
Than the umbrella
384
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,218
Or was he nicer about
The umbrella than the stand?
385
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,652
Oh, I don't know.
386
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,388
I'd say he was nicer
About the stand.
387
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,723
Because it's bigger.
388
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,592
Ben, you know you're smart,
You're smart
389
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,227
To make people believe
390
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,529
That you're a skinflint
And a mean, old tightwad.
391
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,598
Because if they ever
Found out
392
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,134
How sweet and kind
You really are,
393
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,269
They'd take advantage
Of you.
394
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:39,672
You'll be sorry.
395
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,113
[ chewing ]
Hi, pa.
396
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,414
Oh, hi, ope.
397
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,416
You sure are uptown late.
How come?
398
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,019
I've been over
At weaver's, shopping.
399
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:55,255
What, at where?
400
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,589
At weaver's.
401
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,226
Well, I got
Two questions.
402
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,660
Now, that's
The second one first.
403
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,329
What'd you use
For money?
404
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:05,232
I didn't need any money.
He's giving stuff away.
405
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,134
That takes care of
My first question, too.
406
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,302
Now, what's this about weaver
Giving stuff away?
407
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,004
It ain't just stuff, pa.
408
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,672
It's valuable.
409
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:16,109
I'll show you.
410
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:19,579
See? Balloons.
411
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,314
And gum.
412
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,383
Every kid in town's
Over there.
413
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,585
Mr. Weaver's sure doing
A lot of business.
414
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,220
With young'uns?
415
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:30,290
Mnh-mnh,
With their folks.
416
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,160
He's giving stuff
To their folks?
417
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,661
Not exactly,
But I heard them say
418
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,463
Mr. Weaver sure is
Selling things cheap.
419
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,531
Selling things cheap,
Huh?
420
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,500
Did you notice
If anybody was
421
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,402
Over at
Bert miller's stand?
422
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,504
I couldn't say
I'm sure.
423
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,374
Never mind.
I'll be back in a minute.
424
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,764
Howdy, bert.
425
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,534
Oh, hi, andy. Things are
A little quiet today.
426
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,269
Yeah, I expect so.
427
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:20,440
Yeah, well, folks bought
A lot of stuff yesterday.
428
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:24,111
Ought to last them
For a good long while.
429
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:28,248
That's why I figure
It's kind of slow today.
430
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,649
Don't you reckon?
431
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,651
Well, bert,
The fact is,
432
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:34,554
You're being squeezed
Out of business.
433
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:38,658
What, andy?
434
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,661
Ben weaver is selling stuff
A whole lot cheaper
435
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,730
Over at his store
Than you can,
436
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,566
So folks are buying
From him.
437
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,501
Oh.
438
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:54,174
[ sigh ]
439
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:58,511
Uh -- bert, uh --
440
00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:01,581
Maybe there's something
You ought to know.
441
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,851
See, this --
442
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,654
This whole thing started
As a joke.
443
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,357
I was trying to irritate
Ben a little bit
444
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:15,728
And, well, I guess
It got out of hand.
445
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,731
I'm sorry about that.
446
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:22,802
Oh, gee, that's
All right, andy.
447
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,238
It don't matter at all,
See, I never expected
448
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,773
To stay in this spot
Too long, no how,
449
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:30,177
Just long enough to kind of
Rest my feet for a while,
450
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,744
Get over the bursitis
In my shoulder,
451
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,346
And, you know,
Get away from
452
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:37,717
Them ringing doorbells
For a while.
453
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:41,888
Ahem, well, we --
454
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:44,891
We did get one thing
Done, though.
455
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,559
We got old ben weaver
To sell things
456
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,361
A little bit cheaper.
457
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:50,430
We did that.
458
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,233
[ laughing ]
459
00:18:57,304 --> 00:19:01,208
Well, I'll get
Jim stevens.
460
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,477
He runs the department store
Over at mount pilot
461
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,179
And he owes me a favor.
462
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:09,349
I'll get him to loan me one
Of his trucks
463
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:12,452
And we'll get this stuff
Back to raleigh.
464
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:16,823
Oh, yeah, andy,
That's a good idea,
465
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,892
Get the trucks, see,
And I'll get this stuff
466
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,694
All packed up here,
Huh?
467
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,463
Yeah, yeah.
468
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,406
Mean old buzzard.
469
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,644
What did it hurt him,
Having bert run
470
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,978
His little old
Stand there?
471
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:44,484
Well, we've been
All through that.
472
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,553
Uh-oh, looks like we're
Going to have company.
473
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,887
Here comes ben.
474
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,656
He probably wants
To crow a little.
475
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,697
What this stevens truck
Doing here?
476
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,333
Well, ben,
If you have to know --
477
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,569
Jim stevens has just been
Itching to open a store
478
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,571
In mayberry --
Now what's going on, andy?
479
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,005
Well --
480
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,575
Did stevens make some kind
Of a deal with bert?
481
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:11,378
It ain't fair, andy.
It just ain't fair!
482
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,513
What?
483
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,316
I didn't think
You'd go this far, andy.
484
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,618
I've been in business here
In mayberry for 25 years.
485
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,020
Now, you're letting
An outsider in.
486
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,655
No, mr. Weaver!
487
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,891
Ben, we didn't know
You was that interested.
488
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,893
Come on, barney,
We got a lot of work to do.
489
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,661
Let's get this
Shipment unloaded.
490
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:29,862
Andy, we just --
491
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,799
Let's get the shipment
Unloaded.
492
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,468
Oh. Oh, yeah!
493
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:36,603
Yeah,
Let's get it unloaded.
494
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:39,272
Now, look here --
495
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,740
Are you just
Going to stand by
496
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,942
And let stevens get
A toehold on mayberry?
497
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,678
Wait a minute,
Where's your loyalty
498
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,447
To the citizens
Of your own hometown?
499
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,417
Well, ben, you should've
Said something.
500
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,819
I didn't know you wanted
To build another store here.
501
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,322
I don't want to start
Another store here.
502
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,923
I just don't want
Stevens in.
503
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,758
Now, you can do
Something about that.
504
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:02,295
Well, yeah,
I guess I could,
505
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:04,797
But what happens
To bert?
506
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:07,500
Well, if stevens
Can set him up,
507
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:08,968
I reckon I can, too.
508
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,670
He can go to work
In my store.
509
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,839
Well, I'll have to
Ask him.
510
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:19,746
Bert, how'd you like to go
To work for ben weaver?
511
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,080
What?
512
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,949
No more walking,
No carrying a suitcase,
513
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,852
No ringing doorbells,
Just a nice job in a store.
514
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,420
You said you liked it.
515
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,989
Yeah. Well, it sounds
Fine and all and --
516
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:33,326
Well, yeah, I'd be glad to,
If you think he needs me.
517
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,094
I mean, if he really
Needs me.
518
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,931
Oh, just a minute.
519
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,501
Uh --
520
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:45,838
He said that he might go
To work for you,
521
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,540
But he is wondering
Something --
522
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:50,009
He is wondering
Who needed him more,
523
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,978
Stevens or...?
524
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:53,613
Oh, for --
525
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,649
I'll pay him as much
As stevens would give him,
526
00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,485
And more than that.
527
00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,653
Just a minute.
528
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,592
He needs you, bert.
He needs you.
529
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,727
Oh! That's fine --
I can start anytime,
530
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,996
As soon as I get
This merchandise returned
531
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:12,432
And kind of clean up
Around here a little.
532
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:16,636
Uh, wait.
Wait just a minute.
533
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:22,742
Uh, he'll come to work
For you, on one condition.
534
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,444
What's that?
535
00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:26,379
That you buy out his stand,
Lock, stock, and barrel,
536
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,880
And move it off the lot.
537
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,949
I've got no use
For that stand.
538
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,985
Well, somebody else
Might have.
539
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:35,488
[ sigh ]
540
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:39,492
I guess I just bought myself
A stand -- okay.
541
00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,432
When can you go
To work?
542
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:46,866
Tomorrow morning,
Mr. Weaver.
543
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:48,835
I hope you're going to
Like the way I do my job.
544
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,737
I can sell,
545
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:53,573
But I just don't
Push myself on anybody.
546
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,542
Barney: I'll
Tell you one thing --
547
00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:57,510
You're getting the best
Salesman in mayberry.
548
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,846
Unh-unh, second-best.
549
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,881
Huh?
Who's the best?
550
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:04,617
You ought to know --
You're working for him.
551
00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:21,434
Oh, howdy, ben.
How is everything?
552
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,135
How's bert working out
At the old store?
553
00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:24,837
Oh, he's all right.
554
00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:27,206
You know, the main thing
I was interested in was
555
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,208
Seeing that lot
Get cleaned up.
556
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,077
Keeping a new business
From starting up in there.
557
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:32,912
It wouldn't look good,
You know.
558
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,547
Oh, about that, ben,
559
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:35,882
I'm afraid I got
Some bad news.
560
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,450
Huh?
561
00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:38,985
Did you pass the lot
On the way over here?
562
00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:40,553
Well, you ought to
Seen it.
563
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,054
I'm afraid there a new
Business over there.
564
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,456
What?!
565
00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:44,691
Now, wait a minute,
Ben.
566
00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,058
No, you
Wait a minute!
567
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,027
You promised me that you'd
Keep that lot clean.
568
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:50,062
Now, you're going back
On your promise.
569
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,864
You ain't dealing
Fair, sheriff.
570
00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:53,733
Now, ben, the least
You could do is
571
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,134
To go talk
With the fella.
572
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,236
Have a look at his place
And talk to him.
573
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,772
I don't want to talk
To anybody!
574
00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:02,842
Now, ben, this new fella
Just started his business
575
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:05,044
This morning --
He's a nice fella.
576
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:07,179
Now, if you won't talk
To him --
577
00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:09,716
I'm not buying out
Any more businesses
578
00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:12,184
And I quit hiring
Any more salesmen!
579
00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:13,953
You've got to get him out
Of here, andy, do you hear?
580
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,655
Now, ben, just --
581
00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,824
You can't do this
To me!
582
00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:19,592
You and me
Made a deal.
583
00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:20,760
Now, you want
To double-cross me
584
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,829
By setting up
Another business!
585
00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:25,498
I tell you, I w--
I --
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