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( whistling sprightly tune )
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronnie howard.
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Also starring don knotts.
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You sure this is all the mail
That come in this morning?
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Yeah, why --
You expecting something?
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Yes, I'm expecting something --
I'm expecting an answer
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To the application I put in
For a raise.
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You put in for
A raise again?
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Yeah. And I better
Get it, too.
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You know, andy, I just
Don't have any money
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At the end of the week.
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Where goes with it?
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I don't know.
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Last saturday night,
I took juanita
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To mount pilot
For a chinese dinner.
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I didn't even have enough
To leave for a tip.
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Is that right?
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It was embarrassing.
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The waiter called me something
In chinese.
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It didn't sound like
"Sport," neither.
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Well, you're gonna
Have to stay out
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Of them high-priced
Restaurants, I guess.
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It wasn't high-priced.
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It was only $2.75.
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Is that all?
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Well, that's
The family dinner for one.
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Well, maybe you'll get
Your raise this time.
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You better start getting
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Them application
Blanks ready
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For boys' day.
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Oh, we gonna do it
The same way this year?
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Yeah. I'll be the judge
At the finish line
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And you'll be
The official starter.
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Boy, I can hardly wait.
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"On your mark, get set...!"
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Hey, fellas! Come on!
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Let's go in
And sign up!
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Good idea!
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Okay... There
You are, joey.
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And good luck
To you, now.
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( chuckling )
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What's your name?
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Fred stevens.
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I'm entering the
Contest, too, barney.
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Good.
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Now, what are you
Entering, fred?
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The 50-yard dash
And the high hurdles.
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Ooh, boy,
High hurdles.
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Where's your pistol?
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Oh, uh...
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Well, there's a new rule
Around here.
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We ain't allowed to wear
Pistols in the office.
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Okay...
There you are, fred.
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Good luck to you, now.
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Thanks,
Sheriff.
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Don't lose that.
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Well, young fella,
What's your name?
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Opie taylor, paw.
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Opie taylor... Opie taylor...
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Oh, yeah...
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I believe I know you,
Don't I?
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What event you gonna
Sign up for, ope?
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The 50-yard dash --
I'm gonna get me that medal.
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Yeah? What makes you so sure
You're gonna win?
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I want one of them medals.
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If I had one,
I bet I'd never take it off.
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Well, you got to win first.
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There you are --
All signed up.
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Thanks.
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I know just how you feel, son.
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I remember
The time I won mine.
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You won a medal, barney?
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Yeah, I sure did when
I was a young feller --
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The 50-yard dash.
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I wore that medal on my shirt
During the day
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And on my pajamas
When I went to bed at night.
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I'll bet I didn't have it off
Once during that whole year.
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Where did you wear it when
You had to take a bath?
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Oh! Well, now,
That was a problem.
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But I figured it out.
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How?
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I didn't take a bath.
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Well, that's another great
Reason for winnin' one.
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I remember it
Like it was yesterday.
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I wanted that medal bad,
Real bad
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And I worked for it,
I sure did work for it.
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Worked? What'd
You do, barney?
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Well, I trained.
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Exercised. Built my body up.
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I used to be a great big
Feller before I fell off --
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Remember, andy?
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Oh, yeah...
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Barney used to weigh upwards
Towards 120-125 pounds.
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And you trained
To win yourself a medal?
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That's right.
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I trained -- trained real hard
Till I was just one big muscle
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From the tip of my toes
To the top of my head.
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Boy! Would you show me
How to train, barney?
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Why, I sure would.
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And I don't mind
Tellin' you
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You've come to the
Right place, too.
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You're gonna make me
One big muscle, too?
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Yeah.
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Uh, except in your case,
We'll try to stop at the neck.
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That's very comical, andy...
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Only comicalness
Don't win no medals.
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I'll come by first
Thing in the morning
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And we'll start you on
A program of training
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That'll get you
That medal for sure.
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Oh, boy!
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Thanks, barney!
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Now, how do you figure
To make that boy a track star
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In just a few days?
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It's easy.
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It's simple.
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All the boy needs
Is a little trainin'.
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I'll coach him to run
The way I did -- like a rabbit.
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That's what they used
To call me, you know --
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"Barney the rabbit."
That right?
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"Barney the rabbit"
'cause of how fast
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I could cover
All that ground, you know.
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I see.
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Well, uh, "Peter cottontail"
Let's see how fast
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You can cover the ground
With this broom.
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Feel the calf there.
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Solid, huh?
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( chuckling )
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That's what'll happen
To you, too
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After rope-skippin'.
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Now, watch this.
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See that?
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And it helps if you say
One of them rhymes, you know?
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That helps you
To keep the rhythm.
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Watch this.
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( singsong ):
My mother, your mother
Lived across the way.
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Every night
They have a fight
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And this is what they say:
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Ickabacka-sodacracker,
Ickabacka-foo!
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Ickabacka-sodacracker,
Out goes you!
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Hey, barney.
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You want to come over
And play jacks with me later?
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Quiet, smart aleck!
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All right, ope,
Forward!
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Hey! Hey, ope! Hold it!
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What's the matter,
Barney?
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Uh... Listen...
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There's no use
In overdoing it.
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I don't want to work
You too hard.
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Well, I feel swell,
Barney.
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Come on, let's
Keep going.
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Ope! Oh, wait, ope.
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Yeah... All right.
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Come on up here, ope.
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I'll show you
Something else.
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Now, ope, we're gonna
Concentrate on them leg muscles.
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I'm gonna show you
A little exercise I used to do
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With my daddy when I was
Training for my medals.
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Now, first you
Get down like this...
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( groaning ):
There we go.
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( grunting )
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What's the matter, barney --
Too many green apples?
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Oh, I'm just showing
Him a leg exercise
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For heaven's sakes.
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You can help.
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I can?
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Yeah. Sit on
My feet, there.
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On your feet? Oh, okay.
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This'll give you muscles
Like steel springs.
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Now, I just push up. See?
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Okay, andy. Ready?
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Andy, get up.
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Huh?
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Get up. You're breakin'
My legs.
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Get up! Get up!
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I guess I'm just too
Heavy for you, barney.
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( chuckling )
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Maybe we can show
The boy better
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If I do it to you, huh?
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Yeah. That's
A good idea.
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Okay. I'll get down.
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Watch this, ope.
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This really builds
Your leg muscles.
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Okay.
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Okay, andy, go ahead. Push.
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Push?
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( yelling )
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I said, "Push" --
Not "Shoot."
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Maybe I ought to be
The fella that gets pushed
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Instead of the fella
That pushes.
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Why?
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It seems to me he's the one
That gets the most exercise.
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Not if it's
Done right.
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You sure are workin' hard
For that race, ain't you?
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He sure is.
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What's more, he's
Gonna win, too.
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Not just that race,
But a race!
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He's gonna streak
Down that track
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Like greased lightnin'.
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Really, barney?
Like greased lightnin'?
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Yes, sir.
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On your mark, get set...
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( gunshot )
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And once again
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The winner of the last event,
The ten-mile run:
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Opie taylor!
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If you let me win one
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I promise I'll take it off
To take a bath...
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Once in a while.
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Barney!
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Get them all together over here!
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( whistle blowing )
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Now, boys, we'll have
All the events
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Then we'll make
The official presentation
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Of the medals to the winner.
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I know every one of you
Wants to win hisself a medal
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But you can't
All be winners.
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There's got to be
A few losers, too, you know.
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I just want to prepare you
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So's you won't be
Too disappointed.
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Now, remember, only one boy
Can come in first
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So good luck
To all of you
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And just do
The very best you can.
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Deputy fife, here,
He'll be the official starter.
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Now, boys, as sheriff
Taylor has said
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I will be the
Official starter
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And this is the
Official starting gun.
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Now, you may not run
Until the gun is fired.
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Now, when I pull
The trigger
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The gun will fire,
And then you may run
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But wait until
The gun is fired.
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I will pull the trigger
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And you will
Then hear a shot.
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That means...
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Barney, barney
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Let's, let's not...
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Now, boys, for each
Event, I will say
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On your mark, get set...
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( loud gunshot )
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Barney,
Don't do that.
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Well, keep your finger
Off the trigger.
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Now, boys, the first event
Will be the 50-yard dash.
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All those entered
In that, line up over here.
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And good luck...
( whistle )
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Come on, let's go!
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( whistle )
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( whistle )
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Ready, barn?
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Yes!
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Okay?
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Okay, go ahead.
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All right, easy, boys.
Easy now.
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You all set? Good luck.
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On your mark... Get set...
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( gunshot )
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All right, all right.
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Quiet down, boys.
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All right, quiet down,
Quiet down. Quiet.
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00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,098
Okay -- first place,
Billy johnson.
260
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,100
Second place,
Aaron harrison
261
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:49,069
Third place,
Freddy brooks.
262
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,473
Okay, boys, let's go
Get the next event.
263
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,985
I thought all the boys
Did a good job.
264
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,386
I really did.
265
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,227
Hi, ope.
266
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,568
You, uh...
267
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:25,572
You didn't stay
For the rest of the races.
268
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:26,940
Well...
269
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,042
How about a little
Lunch, everybody?
270
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,478
Uh... Yeah, I could eat
A little something.
271
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:32,545
I'm getting hungry.
272
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:33,847
Opie, how about you?
273
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,148
Would you like
Some nice...?
274
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,216
No.
275
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:39,586
No lunch? Well, it's
Almost 1:00.
276
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,454
I ain't hungry.
277
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:47,294
Well, I'll get
Us some, then.
278
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,901
I want to talk to you.
279
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:02,509
I don't think it was
Very nice of you
280
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,012
To walk off
The way you did.
281
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,413
I didn't win.
282
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,015
I didn't win.
283
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,349
I know you didn't win
284
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,184
But the important thing is
285
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,953
You was in there trying.
286
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,922
Now, that's
What's important.
287
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,024
They don't give you
No medal for trying.
288
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,191
I know that.
289
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,459
I know they don't
290
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:22,062
And it's nice to win something.
291
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,431
It's real nice
To win something
292
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,299
But it's more important
293
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,069
To know how
Not to win something.
294
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:32,239
I know how to do that real good.
295
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,608
No, you don't.
296
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:38,578
You mean there's more things
I could have not won?
297
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,481
I mean, you could have been
A nice loser.
298
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,450
They call it sportsmanship.
299
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,152
Now, you...
You lost this time.
300
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,486
You try again
Next time.
301
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,189
You got to learn
How to take disappointment.
302
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,924
There could be
More of them
303
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,092
Coming up, you know.
304
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,461
You come up smiling,
You're a good loser.
305
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,529
The other way
Is being a bad loser.
306
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,999
Now, what do you
Want to be?
307
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,333
A good winner.
308
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,969
Opie...
309
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,972
We're not talking
About winners.
310
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,339
Winning ain't no problem.
311
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,441
It don't take courage
To be a winner.
312
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,677
It doe take courage
To be a good loser.
313
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,579
Now, you want to be
A good loser?
314
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,248
You'll be proud of your friends
That did win
315
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,350
And you'll congratulate them
For it.
316
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,652
I won't.
317
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,189
You won't?
318
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,490
They ain't my friends.
319
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,359
They beat me
And they got my medal.
320
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,697
Is that the way
You feel about it?
321
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,703
Is that the way
You feel about it?
322
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:40,107
Answer me.
323
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,642
Yes.
324
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:46,213
All right, fine.
325
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,414
Fine.
326
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,316
If that's the way
You want to be
327
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,451
As long as we
Understand one another.
328
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:57,757
But I want you
To know one thing.
329
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:01,328
I'm disappointed in you.
330
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,348
Andy?
331
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,482
Hmm?
332
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,584
I'm sure sorry
Opie's taking it so bad.
333
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,453
Oh, he'll
Get over it.
334
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,755
He'll brood about
It for a while
335
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,490
And then he'll
Be all right.
336
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:34,327
Well...
337
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,163
Hey,
I got an idea.
338
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,298
What?
339
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,699
What if we was
To show opie
340
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,801
How bad it looks
For somebody to sit around
341
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,037
And sorry for himself
And being a sore loser?
342
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,338
Yeah.
343
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,607
You know that application
I put in for a raise?
344
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,110
What if I was to pretend
I got the answer
345
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,378
And they turned me down
346
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,546
And I was feeling
Real sore about it?
347
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,548
That would show him,
Wouldn't it?
348
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:56,416
Well...
349
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,317
Good. When opie
Comes by the courthouse
350
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,452
I'll come in and act like
I got the answer
351
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,054
And they turned me down,
And ill just
352
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,122
Fling a fit
And carry on.
353
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,391
That's a good idea.
354
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,825
Glad I thought of that.
355
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,660
( chuckling )
356
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,851
Paw...
357
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,054
I don't want you to be
Disappointed in me.
358
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,674
Well, you thought about
359
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:57,177
What we was talking
About, did you?
360
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,311
Yes.
361
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,180
Understand it?
362
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,182
I understand some
Of it, I guess
363
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,483
But I don't understand
364
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,386
Why you're supposed to
Be happy about losing.
365
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,790
You don't have
To be happy about it.
366
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,159
None of us are.
367
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,127
I've lost
A whole lot of times
368
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,596
And I've been just
As unhappy about it
369
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:17,764
As I could be.
370
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,499
You see,
As you grow older
371
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,834
You're going
To be doing an awful lot
372
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,670
Of different kinds
Of things
373
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,738
And sometimes
You'll win at them
374
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,674
Sometimes you'll
Lose at them.
375
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,142
Now, when you win
376
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:32,245
That ain't going to be any
Problem to you, is it?
377
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,214
No. See,
We all know how to win.
378
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,548
We grin a lot, don't we?
379
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:36,916
Grin and grin and grin
380
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,752
But when you lose,
See, that's the hard part.
381
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,821
That's when you
Take yourself in hand
382
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,623
Show it ain't
Getting you down
383
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,725
And that you're
A good sport about it
384
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,195
And that you're going
To try again
385
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:51,231
And when you do that,
You'll be on the road
386
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,466
To becoming
A mature human being.
387
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,701
Understand that?
388
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,269
Uh-huh.
389
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,671
I got to try to
Win that race
Again next year
390
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,173
But I don't understand
391
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,775
The part about being
A mature human being.
392
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,246
Well, don't you worry
About that.
393
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:09,482
When you are one,
You'll know it.
394
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,721
And I sure am
Proud of you.
395
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,389
Thanks, paw.
396
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,493
Andy! Andy!
397
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,761
Opie:
Hi, barney.
398
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,497
Don't talk to me
Now, boy -- I'm mad.
399
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:25,665
Boy, am I sore.
400
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:26,766
I really am sore.
401
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,501
Of all the dirty tricks!
402
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:29,802
They turned me down.
403
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:33,240
I wanted that raise bad,
And they turned me down.
404
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,474
Whoo!
405
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,309
What's the matter
With barney, paw?
406
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,511
I'll tell you what's
The matter with him.
407
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,280
He's behaving
Like a sore loser.
408
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,448
Ain't he a sight?
409
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,283
He sure is.
410
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,253
Yes, sir, if I walked right out
And never come back
411
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,920
That'd show them how sore I am.
412
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,489
I'm so sore, I could bust!
413
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,623
Where you going?
414
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:51,791
I'm leaving.
415
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,393
You're a sight.
416
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:57,964
( chuckles )
417
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,799
Guess he got the message, huh?
418
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,301
Yeah, I guess
He did.
419
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,536
I did that
Pretty good, didn't I?
420
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:04,804
Yeah.
421
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,806
Yeah, you got a boy
With a problem
422
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,541
You just give him an example.
423
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,710
Bring it down
To his level, you know.
424
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,412
He'll usually come around.
425
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:15,548
That's been
My approach to it.
426
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,317
Tell me something,
Now, barney.
427
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,418
If you was to really
428
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,852
Get turned down
On that raise
429
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,821
You wouldn't act
That way, would you?
430
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,390
Are you kidding?
431
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,826
You're talking
To a mature human being.
432
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,761
Oh, good, good, good.
433
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,830
I'm glad to hear that.
434
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:31,998
What's that?
435
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,666
That's a letter
Addressed
436
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,935
To barney "Mature
Human being" fife.
437
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,304
About your raise?
438
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,571
They turned you down.
439
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,840
They what?
440
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,008
They turned me down?!
441
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,477
Why, of all the low-down,
Miserable...
442
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,045
I'll go down there in person!
443
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,347
I'll get a lawyer!
444
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,516
I'll punch them all
Right in the nose!
445
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,318
I was counting on that raise!
446
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,586
That's the third time
I've asked for it!
447
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:56,022
Doggone it, andy they got
A nerve turning me down!
448
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,290
Where are you going?
449
00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,859
I'm leaving.
450
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,695
For a mature human being,
You're a sight.
451
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:33,426
Sarah? Get me 2-4-2, will you?
452
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,400
Juanita?
453
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,802
Hi -- barn.
454
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:46,773
Saturday night...
455
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:51,411
Say, listen, uh, instead of us
Going out to dinner tonight,
456
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:54,381
Uh, let me tell you
What I was thinking --
457
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:58,751
I was thinking, why don't I come
Over to your house, see --
458
00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,487
Just for a change?
459
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,855
And we'd take a couple of them
Frozen tv dinners
460
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:07,794
Out of your freezer, and then we
Just sit around, you know?
461
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:11,464
Oh, you want to go out, huh?
462
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:16,369
Well, yeah, but, juanita, we had
Chinese food last --
463
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:22,108
Well -- well, sure, I know,
I like chinese food.
464
00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:24,477
No, I really do.
465
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,847
No, I really do.
466
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:32,452
No.
[ bank chimes ]
467
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,521
[ cranks ]
468
00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:37,123
[ clears throat ]
469
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:40,793
Let me get back to you, okay?
470
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:43,530
[ cranks, dings ]
471
00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:48,468
Hi, ope!
472
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:52,905
Ope, do you, uh...
Do you like chinese food?
473
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:54,474
Sure do.
474
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,876
Yeah? Me too.
475
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:59,178
You like egg foo young?
476
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,780
Yeah.
477
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,082
Yeah, yeah, good old
Egg foo young.
478
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:10,423
I even like to say it --
You know, "Egg foo young."
479
00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:13,760
That your bank?
480
00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:16,496
Let me see it, will you?
481
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,898
Ooh, it's heavy!
482
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,901
You know what
I was thinking, ope?
483
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:24,537
I was thinking about going over
To mount pilot
484
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,939
To have one of them
Chinese dinners, you know?
485
00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:29,776
And, uh, I was gonna take
Somebody with me.
486
00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:31,143
Yeah?
So what I --
487
00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:32,779
Hi, gang, what's up!
488
00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,814
Paw, barney just invited me
To go to mount pilot
489
00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:36,483
And have a chinese dinner
With him!
490
00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:38,585
He did!
491
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:41,187
Well, no, the fact is, see,
I was going to take juanita.
492
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:44,190
Oh, and you asked opie
To come along --
493
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,958
Well, ain't that nice!
494
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:47,159
You gonna come, too, paw?
495
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,695
Well as long as
He's taking you,
496
00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,530
I don't reckon he'll mind
Me coming along.
497
00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:51,831
How about aunt bee?
498
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:55,234
I'll call her --
She loves chinese food!
499
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:58,671
Sarah, get me my house!
Ain't you the one!
500
00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:01,073
And here you had me thinking
You was flat busted --
501
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,675
He's a sport, eh?
Aunt bee?
502
00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:04,911
Guess what -- barney's invited
All of us
503
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:07,780
To go over to mount pilot
And eat some chinese food!
504
00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:10,717
What? Well bring them, too!
505
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:13,720
That's all right,
We'll take two cars!
506
00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:18,257
Ain't he the one?
Ain't he the one?
507
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:22,461
Oh, he's a real sport...
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