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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard.
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Also starring don knotts.
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Henry, do you
Have to stand
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Looking over my left
Shoulder like that?
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Huh?
It's bad luck
Looking over
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A player's
Left shoulder.
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Everybody knows that.
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Stand somewheres else,
Will ya?
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Are you kiddin'?
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No, I ain't
Kiddin'.
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This is ridiculous.
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Go, barney.
It's your move.
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Oh, no, no,
Wai-- no, no.
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No, he doesn't
Like to be rushed.
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That's right, don't rush me,
Just don't rush me.
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Let me take
My own sweet time.
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Oh! Say,
That was nice.
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Nice move there.
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I'll just take
My own sweet time,
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Too, and I'll just
Jump you here.
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And here...
And here.
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[ laughter ]
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It's easy to see
Why I lost that one.
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It's because you
Was standing behind me
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And you jinxed me,
That's why.
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Could it be that
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Maybe you was getting
Careless?
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Yeah?
And what made me careless?
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Answer me that one.
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Are you trying to make me out
Like a jinx or something?
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Well, maybe you are a jinx.
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Huh?
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You remember
Last labor day?
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The horseshoe pitching
Contest?
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Virgil hodge was pitching
A beautiful game.
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Just beautiful.
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Then at one point
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He went to get hisself
A drink of water
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And you patted him
On the back
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And ka-boom!
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Virgil lost
The contest.
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Now, ain't that right?
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That is right.
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Now, wait a minute.
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It wouldn't be that
Virgil was overconfident?
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No.
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Facts is facts,
Henry.
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Virgil was winning
Until you touched him
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And hexed him.
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Now, listen...
Listen to me.
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This is just
Nonsense.
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A lot of just
Nonsense.
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I don't know
About that.
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What's going on?
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Oh, henry here
Just hexed me
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Into losing
A checker game.
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And now they're trying
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To make me out
To be a jinx.
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Well, like barney said,
Facts is facts.
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I just happen
To remember something.
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It was the opening day
At the little league.
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You probably remember
This, barney.
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Uh, what happened?
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Well, a foul ball
Went in the stands
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And henry caught it
And threw it back.
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Well, the very next batter
That comes up
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He knocks a fly out to my son
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And it goes
Through his fingers.
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Uh, floyd, could
That have happened
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Because your boy ain't
A very good ballplayer?
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It was the only fly
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That my norman dropped
In the whole game.
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Well, I don't know
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But I believe it
Was the only fly
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That come to your norman
In the whole game.
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It happened after henry
Patted virgil on the back
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Just like it happened
After he stood behind me.
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The plain fact is,
You're a jinx.
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I don't have
To stand around here
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And listen to all
This baloney.
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Barney fife,
You're a sap!
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Just a great big sap!
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And that goes for all
The rest of you, too.
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Who you callin'
A sap?!
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Well, I can't say
As how I blame him.
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Huh?
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What did you expect,
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Carrying on,
Calling him a jinx?
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What's the matter
With you?
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Well, andy, he was there
When all these things happened.
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So how do you account
For that, huh?
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Facts is facts,
Andy.
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Fact number one,
I was playing checkers...
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I know, I know.
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You were playing checkers
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And you conveniently blame
The checker game
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And the ball game and everything
On henry.
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You're all acting like a bunch
Of superstitious young'uns.
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I believe I'll just go
Tell him so.
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You ain't planning on a game
Of cards or checkers?
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Why?
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If you get close to henry
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You're going to be
Somebody's pigeon.
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[ all laughing ]
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He's going to be
Somebody's pigeon.
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Hey, henry!
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Sheriff, ain't you afraid
Of getting yourself hexed?
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You ain't going to take
Them seriously, are you?
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Well, dad-burn it, andy,
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How would you feel
If they was to make out
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You was the town jinx?
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But they was just joking.
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Yeah?
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Oh, sure.
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You know there's
No such thing as a jinx.
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They was just trying to
Get a big joke off on you.
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Well, it ain't funny
To me.
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Well, listen--
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We'll just get a bigger joke
Back at them.
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Yeah? How?
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Day after tomorrow's
The opening day
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Of fishing season,
Right?
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You come with barney
And me in my boat.
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Me?
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That's right.
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We always do extra
Good because we got
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A special fishing
Hole we know about.
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They'll be laughing out the
Other side of their faces.
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Oh, that's a great idea,
Andy.
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Yeah, that will
Show them.
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It surely will.
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But, uh,
What's your deputy
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Going to think
About that idea?
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Oh, don't worry
About him.
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Once I explain it
To him
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He'll be all for it.
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That's one thing about barney.
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Once you explain something
To him,
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He gets real sensible.
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Henry bennett in our boat?
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You actually invited him
To be in our boat?
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Henry bennett?
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In our boat?
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That's right,
Barney.
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Oh, brother!
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I thought
I'd heard everything.
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But I didn't
Hear everything,
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But I sure am
Hearing it now.
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Speak right up
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If you got
Any objections.
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Objections?
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Oh, what possible
Objections could I have?
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Outside of the fact
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That for the past
Three years running
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You and I have won
The opening day sweepstakes
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For the best catch.
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But the important
Thing is that
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Thelma lou and I were
Planning to celebrate
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By having an
Intimate dinner.
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Oh, you were?
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That's right.
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Just her and me.
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We were going to have
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A little candlelight
And wine.
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Then we was going
To listen
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To some of them
Cole porter records
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That has
That certain effect on her.
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Outside of the fact that
That's all down the drain
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I don't object.
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Why should henry
Make a difference?
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He's a jinx!
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It's as simple
As that, andy.
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Oh, come on, barney.
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You don't really
Believe that stuff.
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I do!
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And with him
In the boat
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How are we going
To win the sweepstakes?
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What chance do we have
To catch one trout?
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And without any trout,
How's thelma lou and me
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Going to have
An intimate dinner?
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And without
An intimate dinner
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How are we going
To get to cole porter?
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You see, andy
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It just unravels
The whole evening.
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Oh, ain't that awful?
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Ain't that awful?
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A whole evening spoiled.
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Now, don't tell me anymore
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Or I'll be standing here
Up to my ankles
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In a puddle of tears.
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Oh, you're funny, you are.
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Why don't you put
A flower in your lapel
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And squirt water?
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Paw!
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Barney: back room, ope.
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Hi, barney.
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Hi, ope.
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What you doing?
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Oh, getting ready
To go fishing tomorrow.
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By readin' a book?
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Yeah, I'm studying
To find something
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To give us good luck.
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This is an old book
Of my grandma's.
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It's just full
Of valuable information.
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Hey, here's something.
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Listen to this.
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"To insure good luck
Before a coming event,
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"Rub the head of
A redheaded man.
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"If a man with red hair
Cannot be obtained
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A boy will do."
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Well, now.
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I don't reckon
You could find
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Any hair redder than
That carrot top of yours.
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If you don't mind...
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That ought to do
Some good.
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We need all the luck
We can get.
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At fishing?
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Why?
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Golly, you and paw always
Win on the opening day.
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Well, henry bennett is
Going in our boat, ope
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And henry bennett
Is a jinx.
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He is?
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He is, and you
Got to take
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All the precautions
You can
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Against a jinx.
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Barney?
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Coming, andy.
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Hi, paw!
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Oh, hi, ope.
Hi, barn.
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How is everybody?
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Oh, fine.
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You want
To rub my head?
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I want to what?
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Go on--
I'm a redhead.
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Why don't you
Run out and play, ope?
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What are you
Talking about?
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I'm just helping
To take precautions
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Against a jinx.
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Where'd you learn that?
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Oh, he probably picked it up
Somewheres.
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You know how kids are.
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They're always picking
Things up.
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That's the way they are.
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I'll see you.
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Could it be he picked up
This particular gem
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Right here from you maybe?
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From me?
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What you got behind
Your back there?
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What?
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Behind your back,
Right here.
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What's this?
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I just... Catching up on
A little reading.
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"Signs, omens,
Portents and charms
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To ward off bad luck."
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Catchy little title,
Ain't it?
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Now, barney,
I want you
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To stop
This nonsense.
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Now, that's why
I asked henry bennett
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To come fishing with us
In the first place
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Was to stop
This foolishness
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About him being
A jinx.
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00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,195
We're going to catch
Just as many fish
265
00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,630
As we ever did.
266
00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,265
I want you
To stop fretting.
267
00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,200
And quit rubbing
Opie's head.
268
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,869
Pat.
269
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,019
I ain't even had
A nibble yet, andy.
270
00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,121
Oh, we're going
To do just fine.
271
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,190
We ain't been here
Long enough.
272
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,792
Don't worry about it.
273
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,359
Right, barney?
274
00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:31,131
What are you doing?
275
00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,399
You stop that.
276
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,835
We ain't caught a fish.
He's jinxin' us.
277
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,403
Barney, quit!
278
00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,971
It ain't going
To hurt
279
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,239
To try a few sayings.
280
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,741
Touch this rabbit foot.
281
00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:41,541
Barney...
282
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,944
Come, fish, come.
Come, fish, come.
283
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,413
Sam's at the gate
With a frosted cake.
284
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,415
Come, fish, come.
285
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,250
Silliest thing I ever heard.
286
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,152
Shhh! Here's
Another one.
287
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,420
Fly away, buzzard.
288
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:54,922
Fly away, crow.
289
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,024
Way down south
Where the winds don't blow.
290
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,226
Rub your nose
And give two winks
291
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,862
And save us
From this awful jinx.
292
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,463
You put that thing away...
293
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,698
Henry: andy!
294
00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:07,234
Look at your line!
Quick!
295
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,136
Look at that
Pole bend!
296
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,771
You got a big one!
297
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,172
Andy, look!
298
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,807
I can't look!
I'm busy.
299
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:14,808
But, andy...
300
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,309
Look at
The size of him.
301
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,779
He is a big one.
302
00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,047
Boy, he sure is.
303
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,115
The biggest I've seen
Out of this pond.
304
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:25,185
Boy, you reckon folks
Will still call you a jinx?
305
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,020
I reckon not.
306
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:30,724
Andy, will you
Hand me an oar?
307
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,392
We ain't going anywhere.
308
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,427
Well, we'd better.
We're sinkin'.
309
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,294
Now, here's the man
That can tell us
310
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,230
Just what he had in mind
When he asked henry bennett
311
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,265
To fish in
The same boat with him.
312
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:15,836
Uh, what were you trying
To do there, andy?
313
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,905
Throw the fishing contest?
314
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:22,275
I don't think that's
A bit funny, floyd.
315
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:25,345
Oh, you mean you still
Don't think he's a jinx?
316
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,947
Well, you asked for it.
317
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,349
You saw the whole thing
Firsthand.
318
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,351
Biggest catch in years
In your fingertips
319
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,485
And you lose it.
320
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:35,288
Well, I can't lay all that
At henry's door.
321
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,957
Well, where do you lay it?
322
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,558
At a lot of doors.
323
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,461
Now, I dropped my pole
Because our boat was sinking.
324
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,363
Well, why was that?
325
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,498
Because earl gilley
Was too blamed cheap
326
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,335
And tried to save money
On the caulking, that's why.
327
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,037
Boy, you insist on flying
328
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:53,173
Right in the face
Of scientific fact, don't you?
329
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,242
Scientific fact?
330
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,378
There are atmospheric rays
Which control bodily motions.
331
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:01,481
Now, if a person containing
Negative or hexing qualities
332
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,250
Gets between you and them rays
333
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,353
Why, he creates a static
That jars any successful motion
334
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,056
Into an unsuccessful motion
And jinxes you.
335
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,191
And that is
A scientific fact.
336
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,860
And that is also
337
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,528
The biggest crock of
Nothing I ever heard.
338
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:18,331
It's guys like you
That laughed at edison,
339
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,968
The wright brothers,
Buzz fluheart.
340
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,469
Buzz fluheart?
341
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:25,839
He discovered the scientific
Fact I just was telling you.
342
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,008
Oh, for heaven's sakes, barney.
343
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,276
Hello, boys.
344
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,543
What you got there?
345
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:33,246
Tickets for the church
Social saturday night,
346
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,515
And nobody leaves
Without buying one.
347
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,017
I'll take one, aunt bee.
348
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,386
What's the door prize
This year, aunt bee?
349
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,354
A portable tv.
350
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,556
Oh, stepping up
In class, huh?
351
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:47,327
Remember but last year
It was just a transistor radio.
352
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,329
Without an earplug.
353
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,032
Well, the bigger the prize,
The more tickets we sell.
354
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:54,501
Say, that's cute.
"Bigger the prize..."
355
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:58,271
Hey, here comes henry bennett.
356
00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,873
Quick, everybody.
357
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,942
Touch this rabbit's foot.
358
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,543
Touch it. Touch it.
Touch it.
359
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,012
Touch it, andy.
360
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,313
Turn the mirror face down.
361
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,148
Everybody
Take your right hand
362
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,884
Put it over your head,
Touch your left earlobe.
363
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,485
Barney.
364
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,488
Close your eyes
And listen to this:
365
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,525
Wink 'em, think 'em,
'nonymous rex.
366
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,294
Protect us all
From the man with the hex.
367
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,430
Wink 'em, think 'em,
'nonymous rex...
368
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,932
Hello, henry.
369
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,199
Hi, henry.
370
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:30,437
Hello, sheriff, aunt bee.
371
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,643
What are you fellas doing?
372
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,112
Uh...
373
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:42,682
I'll tell you
What they're doing, henry.
374
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,985
Outside of behaving like
A bunch of nuts,
375
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,154
They're protecting themselves
From a jinx.
376
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,355
They saw you a-coming.
377
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,023
I know, I know.
378
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,492
And that's the reason
I'm, uh...
379
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,094
Well, I'm leaving.
380
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,395
You're what?
381
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,064
I'm leaving mayberry.
382
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,099
I come over to tell you that.
383
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,201
You can't be serious.
384
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,502
Oh, yes, I am.
385
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,271
Ain't no fun living in a town
386
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,606
Where folks are starting
To avoid you.
387
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,376
Folks that used to be
Your friends.
388
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,378
From now on,
389
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,014
Everything bad that
Happens in this town
390
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,016
Is going to be
Blamed on me.
391
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,418
And after what happened
At the fishing,
392
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,154
I ain't so sure
But what they'd be right.
393
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,589
Well, uh...
394
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,291
[ clearing throat ]
395
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:27,560
Maybe I'll be seeing you.
396
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,275
Well, I hope
You're all satisfied
397
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,576
With your picking at him
398
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,645
And your scientific facts
And all.
399
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,348
Well, andy, I didn't mean
To hurt him.
400
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:51,251
You hurt him bad enough
That he's leaving town.
401
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,120
Barney, sometimes
You beat everything.
402
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,621
Golly, andy, we
Was only having
403
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,089
A little joke.
404
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,390
Your joke
Went too far.
405
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:59,559
You don't really believe
Henry's a jinx?
406
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,560
No.
407
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,029
How about you fellas?
408
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,296
How about you, barney?
409
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,698
You believe henry's got
The power to hex somebody?
410
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,500
Well...
See? None of you
Believe it,
411
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,069
But you got henry
To believe it,
412
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:09,902
And he's leaving town
413
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,404
And there's no reason
For it, too.
414
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,173
Henry's a good man
And every one of you
415
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,607
Ought to be ashamed
Of yourselves.
416
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,077
What do you think
We ought to do about it?
417
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,411
I don't know, but you
Better do something.
418
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,447
Floyd: like what?
How do I know?
419
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,582
Well, maybe we
Could make it up to him.
420
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,384
Yeah, maybe we
Could show him
421
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,053
That his luck has changed.
422
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,054
Yeah?
423
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,621
Well, maybe something like,
424
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,024
You know, if he
Just won that tv
425
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,293
Saturday at the
Social, you know.
426
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,695
You expect henry to win?
Are you kidding?
427
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,465
There'll be 100 people
With chances at that door prize.
428
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,700
Just how do you think
Henry bennett will win?
429
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,735
Wait a minute.
430
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,771
There's a lot of ways
Henry might win.
431
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,606
One way, of course,
By pure chance,
432
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,308
And then there's the fact
433
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,777
That henry's overdo
For some good luck.
434
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,445
And there's one more way,
435
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,382
And I believe that's
The way that I prefer.
436
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,583
What's that?
437
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,051
Cheating.
438
00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,053
You mean, rig it
So's he'd win?
439
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,454
That's right.
440
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,323
Andy, how can
A respectable sheriff
441
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,592
And an upstanding group
Of citizens like us
442
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,260
Perpetrate
Such a thing?
443
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,596
Well, if the upstanding group
Of citizens
444
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,232
Will listen just a minute,
I'll tell you.
445
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,833
Aunt bee,
There'll be a hat
446
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,702
Full of numbers there,
Right?
447
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,571
Uh-huh. And corresponding
Numbers in a fish bowl.
448
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,673
Now, suppose we had
All the numbers
449
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,243
In the hat
And the fishbowl the same.
450
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,512
Well, that would mean
Everybody'd be a winner.
451
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,613
It would,
It would.
452
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,481
Supposing we got
Everybody to agree
453
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,517
Not to answer
When the number's called.
454
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,419
Henry'd be the only one
To speak up.
455
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:33,820
He'd have to be
The winner.
456
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,123
That's right.
You want to do that?
457
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,091
I think that's
A pretty good idea.
458
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,359
Just a minute, andy.
459
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,628
How you getting henry
To the church social?
460
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,096
I'll get
Him there.
461
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,698
Sheriff taylor, I got
To hand it to you.
462
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,167
For a fella sworn
463
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,436
To uphold law and order
And decent living,
464
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:52,539
You sure are a good sneak.
465
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,379
[ hoedown plays ]
466
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,566
All right, now,
There you are.
467
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,134
There's a hat full
Of lucky numbers,
468
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,136
And each one of them just
Happens to be number 44.
469
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,104
Shh! He's over there.
470
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:29,676
Now, everybody
Got it straight?
471
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:30,777
We all got it straight?
472
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,146
Yes, yes, I know.
Now, nobody's
To say anything
473
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,415
When the winning number's
Called except, henry, okay?
474
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,416
I know.
Okay, go.
475
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,772
Oh, that was extra good.
476
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,475
Good. Come on up here,
Aunt bee.
477
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,544
Good, sandy.
Don't your voice ever get tired?
478
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,546
All right, everybody,
All right, now,
479
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,848
Quit dancing, quiet down,
And come on up here
480
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,184
And let's make
A real close group up here
481
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,185
Around the stage here.
482
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,887
Aunt bee: now, folks,
Get your numbers ready
483
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,423
For the big drawing
484
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,458
For the beautiful
Portable tv set.
485
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,726
Come on, henry.
486
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,429
I think I'll step out
For a breath of air.
487
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,730
No. Wait a minute.
488
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,765
It's the drawing.
You might win.
489
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,967
You got as good a chance
As anybody else.
490
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,836
You took a number,
Didn't you?
491
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:30,837
Yeah.
492
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,872
Well, then, come on then.
493
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,741
Now, everybody set?
494
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,343
Andy: go ahead,
Aunt bee.
495
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,845
Andy, would you
Do the honors?
496
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,214
Well, I'd be proud to serve.
497
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,482
Everybody ready?
498
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,983
There they are.
There they are.
499
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,452
There they are.
500
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,719
Whoop, whoop, whoop.
501
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,255
I got one, I got one,
You ready?
502
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:52,191
The winning number
Is number 44.
503
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,298
And the winner is...
504
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,335
The lucky number's
Number 44,
505
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,305
And the winner
Is stepping forward right now,
506
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:08,608
And we see
That it is, uh...
507
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,444
No number 44, huh?
508
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,681
Everybody want to check
Your cards?
509
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,649
Well, it ain't my number.
510
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,586
Why don't you look
At your number?
511
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,355
You did get a number,
Didn't you?
512
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,726
Good. Folks, henry bennett's
Going to show us
513
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,595
What number he
Pulled out of the hat.
514
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,563
What'd you get,
Henry, number 44?
515
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:33,833
No. Six and seven-eighths.
516
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,602
[ clamoring ]
517
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,404
...Seven-eighths?
518
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,005
Let me see that.
519
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:42,442
Oh, andy, he pulled out
The hat size.
520
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,877
I told you, didn't I?
521
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:48,615
Now I've even
Jinxed myself.
522
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,883
Uh, wait, wait
A minute, henry.
523
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,352
Wait a minute.
524
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,687
There's something
You ought to know.
525
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:57,023
This, uh, this drawing
Was rigged.
526
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,024
Rigged?
527
00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,025
That's right.
528
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,861
Folks, would you show henry
What number you got?
529
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,764
Well, they've
All got 44.
530
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,433
That's right.
531
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,768
Only they wasn't going
To say anything.
532
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,837
That way
You would have to win.
533
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,305
And I still lost.
534
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,006
Well, I wouldn't
Be so sure.
535
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,542
What? What do you mean?
536
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,910
Well, henry, look what
Everyone's trying to do
537
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,712
To prove you're
Not bad luck.
538
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,681
What aunt bee's
Trying to say
539
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:24,651
Is that you got to believing
That you're a jinx
540
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,919
And full of bad luck
And everything.
541
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,589
And, well, I don't know
How you figure it,
542
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,690
But the way I see it,
543
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:34,427
Why, the luckiest thing
A man can have is friendship.
544
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,762
Kind of friendship
545
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,431
These folks here
Tried to show you tonight.
546
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,899
With friends like that,
547
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,969
I don't hardly see
How you can be a loser.
548
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,037
Speaking of which,
Speaking of which,
549
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,540
Since henry was going to win
The tv anyway,
550
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,576
Let's award it
To him unanimously.
551
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,811
[ cheering ]
552
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,450
All right, let me through.
553
00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,386
What say
We just put the tv set
554
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,820
In the squad car right now,
555
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,822
And, barney,
You can drive henry home.
556
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,891
Come on, henry,
Floyd, let's go.
557
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,626
Hey, andy!
558
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:07,760
Huh?
559
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:08,961
You want me
To drive him home?
560
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,730
Sure.
In our squad car?
561
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:15,101
That's right.
562
00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:17,537
Well, come on, barney,
What you doing?
563
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,038
I'm just looking
For something.
564
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,741
If I'm driving him home,
I better take a precaution.
565
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:23,910
Barney!
566
00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:27,947
Hi, red!
567
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,449
[ laughing ]
568
00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:38,758
When are we going
Fishing, paw?
569
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:39,959
We'll go in
A few minutes,
570
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,761
Soon as barney gets here.
Go on, move.
571
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:44,096
I got you cornered and I'm
Going to lower the boom on you.
572
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:45,965
Move.
573
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:48,167
Well, I guess there
Ain't much I can do.
574
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,036
Oh, no...
575
00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,805
Oh, that's a good,
Outstanding move.
576
00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:53,573
Now, watch this.
577
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,141
Look, look, look,
Look, look...
578
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:57,009
Mm-mmm.
579
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,745
Look at that.
580
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:02,815
Hey, wait a minute.
581
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:05,017
Wha--
582
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,919
I won! I won!
I beat paw!
583
00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:08,821
Did you see that,
Barney?
584
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:11,724
I sure did!
How long you been
Standing there?
585
00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:13,626
Long enough to see you
Pull that boo-boo.
586
00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,895
That was a dilly.
587
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,196
Well, no wonder I lost.
588
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,065
Huh?
589
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:20,900
You hexed me.
590
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,835
What?
Well, how else
You explain me
591
00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:24,637
Getting so careless
All of a sudden?
592
00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:26,205
You were standing
Right behind me.
593
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,140
Aw, come on, andy!
594
00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:29,609
Wish I'd known
You's standing there.
595
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:30,643
I'd have rubbed
Opie's head.
596
00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:32,645
Well, if you're going fishing,
Let's go fishing.
597
00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:35,081
I don't know we want you
In the same boat with us,
598
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,616
You being
A jinx and all.
599
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,918
Cut that out!
Let's go.
600
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:41,120
[ thunder rumbles ]
601
00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:44,223
Holy cow!
It's beginning to storm!
602
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:47,193
Storm's coming up!
603
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:49,596
Yeah?
604
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,564
Huh.
605
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:55,502
Well, bad luck barney,
You've done it again.
606
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,504
Come here, opie.
607
00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:59,038
You're a riot,
You know that?
608
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:01,474
Why don't you go
Some place and happen?
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