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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard.
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Also starring don knotts.
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Hey, andy!
Barney!
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I'm here!
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Who in the
World's that?
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I don't know.
You don't suppose
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That could be
Big jeff pruitt?
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Hiya, fellas.
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Well, jeff, how
In the world are ya?
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[ exchanging greetings ]
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How's the fishin'?
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Oh, fine.
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Hello there,
Little buddy.
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Hey, hey! Hey!
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Hey now, put me down.
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Glad to see ya, barney.
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What in the world
Brings you to town?
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You buyin' or sellin'?
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Ain't buyin' or sellin'--
I'm lookin'.
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Lookin' for what?
A bride.
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You mean like
A wife to marry?
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That's the kind.
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That's good news, jeff,
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But what are ya lookin'
Here in town for?
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If you're fixin' to marry,
What about bertha?
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Bertha?
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What're ya lookin'
So surprised for?
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She's lived on the farm
Next to yours all her life.
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Everybody figured if you got
Married, you'd marry her.
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I like bertha.
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She's good company
And good competition--
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Always gives me a run
For my money
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Every time we're
Milking the cows
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And calling the hogs--
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And doggone
If I don't have
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To take a backseat
Every time we pick tobacca,
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But I don't wanna marry her.
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No, for marryin',
A fella wants a...
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A female type.
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Kinda soft and squishy-like.
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I figure the right place
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To find one of 'em's
Right here in town.
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There ought
To be a few
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Answerin' that
Description here.
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Sure. I only need one.
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I'll stick around town
A couple days,
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Look over
The available stock,
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Pick one and take her
Back to the farm.
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Whoa, now, wait
A minute, jeff.
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Now, hold the phone.
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You can't pick out a
Wife in just two days.
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Why not?
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How ya know you're
Gonna find one
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That wants to
Marry ya that quick?
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I'm good-lookin',
Ain't I?
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Well, yeah.
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To protect a woman?
I'm strong enough
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Well, sure.
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Got one of the best farms
In the county?
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Well, yeah.
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Then shouldn't take
More than two days.
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[ all laughing ]
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Say, listen,
You want us
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To help you
Find a bride, jeff?
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Oh, well,
Now, barney,
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I don't know that
We're exactly geared
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For that line
Of work.
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While we're out trackin' down
Desperate criminals,
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We might as well
Just keep an eye open
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For a woman for jeff.
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Yeah, I guess we could.
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Next time we go
Out on a manhunt,
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We'll make it
A womanhunt, too.
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[ all laughing ]
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That's a good'n, andy.
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How 'bout that,
Little buddy?
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Ain't that a good one?
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I sure do appreciate you boys
Wantin' to help me out.
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Oh, well...
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Meanwhile,
I figure I'll go out
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And do a little scoutin'
On my own.
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Andy, good to see ya.
So long there, little--
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I don't wanna miss seein'
A single one of 'em.
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After all, I figure
That every girl in mayberry
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Deserves a chance.
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Trouble with jeff,
He never got over his shyness.
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Hi, paw.
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Well, hi, ope.
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Guess who I just saw.
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Who?
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Jeff pruitt.
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Yeah, he come in
Town this mornin'.
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Guess what I saw him doin'?
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What?
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Standin' on the corner
Pickin' up girls.
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What do you know
About pickin' up girls?
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Gosh, paw,
What's there to know?
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Whenever a girl walks by,
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He just picks her up,
And then sets her down
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And says, "'scuse me, ma'am.
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Just checkin' your weight."
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For heaven sakes.
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Opie, you better
Run along.
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I got business
To attend to.
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[ door shutting ]
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Imagine...
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Caring how much a girl weighs.
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[ gasps ]
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Oh, my goodness,
Put me down!
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Um, jeff, quit that.
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Quit what?
I'm just lookin'.
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Well, you can't do it--
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Put her down, put her down,
Put her down.
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Uh, excuse us, april.
Excuse us.
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Jeff, you can't do that.
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You can't be pickin' them
Girls up off their feet
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Right on the main street.
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It ain't a marketplace
For brides.
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That's what I came for.
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How can I find a bride
If I ain't lookin'?
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You can't do
It that way.
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Come over to the house.
We'll have a mouthful to eat.
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Maybe aunt bee'll have
Some thoughts on the matter.
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I hate to leave my post.
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A good'n might come along
While I'm gone.
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Jeff! Come on.
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Mmm, aunt bee,
That sure was good eatin'.
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Well, thank you,
Jeff.
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I'm glad
You enjoyed it.
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I'm sorry we only
Had one leg of lamb.
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Oh, now, don't you
Worry 'bout that.
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Sometimes I take on
A little light dinner
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And later on I really
Pack it in for supper.
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Yeah, this little gal
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I'm fixin'
To marry's
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Gonna have to be a good cook.
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Say, aunt bee...
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You got any possibles
For me to look over?
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Several, but, jeff...
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You don't pick up
A wife like that.
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You study over her,
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And she studies
Over you.
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Some folks take
As long as a year to decide.
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A whole year?
That long?
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But, aunt bee,
That doesn't...
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Have I got it.
Have I got it.
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Got what, barn?
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Have I got
The answer for you.
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You found me a bride.
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A whole house full of 'em.
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You can have your pick.
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What's this, barney?
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Thelma lou's havin'
A hen party tonight
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And what would be a better time
For jeff to see
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Everythin' mayberry
Had to offer all at once?
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Tonight?
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Yeah. There's gonna be
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A mess o' pretty girls
Over there tonight.
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You'll have yourself a time.
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Uh, uh, barney?
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If this is strictly
A female party,
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How you figure
On gettin' jeff invited?
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I-I mean, you can't
Just go barrelin' in.
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Well, thelma lou and I
Already have that worked out.
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We're just gonna
Casually drop by
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And then,
Once we're inside...
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I can look
Over the whole crop
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And pick the best one.
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That's the idea.
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Oh, barney, you're
A real little buddy.
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Put me down,
Put me down.
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[ indistinct conversations ]
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Listen to 'em giggling
In there.
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You two stay here.
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I'll go around back
And contact thelma lou
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And see if they're
Ready for us.
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[ tapping on window ]
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Is everything
All right, honey?
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I dropped a few hints that
Jeff pruitt's in town
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And he's looking
For a bride.
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Barney, I don't know whether
We ought to do this.
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No, no, no, it'll be fine,
And it's kind of fun.
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You know, controlling
Destiny like this.
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I don't know.
Will you leave it to me?
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I'll go get them, and we'll
Make our surprise entrance.
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You sure are sweet
To help out.
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Okay, it's all set, fellas.
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Now, remember, act surprised
To see a room full of girls.
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[ doorbell buzzes ]
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I'll get it, thelma lou.
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Thanks, mary.
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Andy:
Oh, hi, mary.
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Oh, excuse us.
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We didn't know
Thelma lou had company.
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We's just stoppin' by.
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This here is jeff pruitt.
Hello, mr. Pruitt.
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How do?
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I hope we're
Not intrudin'.
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Well, no, you're
Not intrudin' at all.
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Oh, well, good.
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Andy:
How are you, mary?
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Oh, hi there.
Hi, hi.
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Hello, girls.
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We didn't know
Thelma lou had company.
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We's just stoppin' by.
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This here's jeff pruitt.
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Hi, girls.
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Nice to know ya, jeff.
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Nice to see you.
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By golly, I...
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I never saw
So many pretty girls.
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[ women giggling ]
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Did I fix it up,
Or did I fix it up, huh?
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Wonder which
One he'll pick.
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I don't know.
It's hard to tell.
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He's like a fella
In a fancy restaurant.
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He wants to order somethin',
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But there's too much
On the menu.
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[ both laughing ]
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Hi, barney, andy.
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Oh, hey, thelma lou.
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Here we are, girls.
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Oh, pardon me.
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Need any help?
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Oh, no, thanks.
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I'll get some coffee.
Evening, jeff.
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Evenin'.
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How are you?
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Hi, girls.
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Nice party, isn't it?
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Well, what do
You think, jeff?
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Lotta spirited females
In mayberry, huh?
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Yeah.
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[ all laughing ]
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What's the matter, jeff?
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Did ya spot
A winner already?
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I sure enough believe
I have, little buddy.
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Which one?
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That one
Right over there.
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Uh, are you sure?
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Oh, I'm sure.
You bet.
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Well, if that's
The one you want,
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I'm sure
She's a real fine girl.
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Uh...
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Are you sure
That's the one?
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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Well, all right, then.
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Let's, uh,
Let's go and meet her.
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Oh, uh, hello.
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Uh, uh, you wanna
Meet her, don't you?
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Oh, sure, I do.
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Well, come on...
Uh...
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Mmm... Mm, no.
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Jeff, she's...
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I mean, she and I...
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00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,642
Andy, andy!
259
00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,010
Jeff!
260
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,012
Mm-mm, jeff, mm-mm,
Yeah, not that...
261
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,413
Andy, uh, jeff...
262
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,882
You see, jeff, she...
263
00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,750
Jeff, she... Jeff...
264
00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,193
Of all
The insane notions.
265
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,761
Of all the insane notions!
266
00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,296
Us findin' a bride for him.
267
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:32,132
Just show me somewhere
In the sheriff's manual
268
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,768
Where it says we're
Supposed to run around
269
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,236
Finding brides for people.
270
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:37,805
Go on! Show me! Show me!
271
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:38,806
Barney...
272
00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,340
I'm disappointed
In you, andy.
273
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,975
I am really disappoint...
274
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:42,876
I can't remember
275
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:45,713
When I have been
This disappointed in you.
276
00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:48,181
What are you
Disappointed in me for?
277
00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,117
Well, why didn't you stop me?
278
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,285
Well, I couldn't stop you.
279
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:55,088
That's right. That's right.
Pass the buck.
280
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:57,190
Barney,
I'm not passing the buck.
281
00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:59,392
I'm just reminding you
Of the facts.
282
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,762
Jeff come to town
Looking for a bride,
283
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,263
You said
You'd help him,
284
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:05,699
And you took him over
To thelma lou's
285
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,068
And that's how it all happened.
286
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,403
Oh, why hash
Over ancient history?
287
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,939
It's all in the past.
288
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,441
The thing now
Is what to do about it.
289
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,476
Well, I guess
That's sensible.
290
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,245
I guess that is sensible.
291
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:21,448
And the first thing to do
Is to go and talk to jeff
292
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,851
And see if you
Can straighten him out.
293
00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:27,020
Yeah, that's the first thing
You've said today
294
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,355
That made any sense.
295
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,790
I'll go talk to...
296
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,358
Where do you reckon he is?
297
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:32,459
I don't know.
298
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,327
I guess he's over
At thelma lou's.
299
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:37,030
Thelma lou?!
300
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,273
Thelma lou!
301
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,175
I'm here!
302
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,488
Oh...Hello.
303
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,957
Hi, sugarplum.
How are you?
304
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,525
Oh...
305
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,260
Fine.
306
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:10,163
I brought you these.
307
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,032
Well, jeff,
308
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,968
There's something we've got to
Clear up between you and me
309
00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,503
Before this goes
Any further.
310
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,338
There is?
Mm-hmm.
311
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,540
Of course there is.
312
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,944
Now, I know I got no call
To ask you to marry me
313
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,445
The first time
We meet.
314
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:26,914
Tain't respectable.
315
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,916
So I'll tell you
What I'll do--
316
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:32,052
I'll go away and come back,
And it'll be our second visit.
317
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,187
By then,
It'll be respectable.
318
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,992
Here.
You like 'em?
319
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,794
Yes.
320
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,462
Oh...
Ooh!
321
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,264
Jeff!
322
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,866
Come on now,
Thelma lou.
323
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,167
You know you love it.
324
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,401
Oh, please!
325
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,003
Thelma lou, you're juicier
326
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,039
Than a barrelful
Of corn squeezin's.
327
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,207
Good-bye.
328
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,846
Bye.
329
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,149
Pruitt!
330
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,184
Oh, hi, little buddy.
331
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,386
I wanna talk to you
About thelma lou.
332
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,121
I can't never
Thank you enough
333
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,389
For bringing me to her.
334
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,091
That's just
The point, jeff.
335
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,425
You can't have
Thelma lou.
336
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,561
Huh? I-I can't?
337
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,563
You can't have her
'cause she's mine.
338
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:17,965
Yours?
339
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,432
Everybody knows that.
340
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,501
She's my girl.
Everybody knows that.
341
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,270
You engaged to her?
342
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,038
Well, not exactly.
343
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:27,274
Did you ask her
To marry ya?
344
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,575
Well, no.
345
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,143
Then it kinda appears
346
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,279
She's really more my
Girl than she is yours
347
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,547
'cause I ain't gonna
Beat around the bush.
348
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,416
I'm gonna ask
Her real quick.
349
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,185
Now, if you'll excuse me,
350
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,387
I'm gonna get some
More sweet peas.
351
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,355
For just a minute
There, little buddy,
352
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,224
You had me real worried.
353
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,495
I'll see ya,
Little buddy.
354
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,439
Why, hello, barney.
355
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,308
Thelma lou,
It's got to stop.
356
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,977
What's got to stop?
357
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,148
And it's got
To stop right now.
358
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,482
Nip it.
359
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,218
Nip it in the bud.
360
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,585
Nip what in the bud?
361
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,187
You and jeff,
That's what.
362
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,655
Nip it. Tell him
You're mine.
363
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,091
Barney fife,
I do believe you're jealous.
364
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,127
Doggone it, thelma lou,
You're my girl, ain't ya?
365
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,594
Of course I am.
366
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,296
All right then, nip it.
367
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,597
Tell him.
368
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,199
All right, I'll tell him.
369
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,534
You're darn right, you will.
370
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,569
You're mine,
And you know it.
371
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,438
And you better
Let him know it.
372
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,540
And that's an order!
373
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,179
I had to do it, andy.
374
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,148
I hate to get rough
With a woman.
375
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,482
Oh, I know that.
376
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,085
It was just one
Of them situations.
377
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,287
Wasn't nothing else
I could do.
378
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,157
I just had to adopt
A "Get tough" policy.
379
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,658
And that settled things?
380
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,393
Oh, sure. What else?
381
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,562
You know what
I mean, andy.
382
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,931
I mean, when I
Lay the law down
383
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,632
To thelma lou or
To any other woman,
384
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,202
That's it.
385
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,072
Well, if that's it,
What's that?
386
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,974
What's what?
387
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,386
Barney, where you going?
I've got to fight him.
388
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,054
I've got to fight
For what's mine.
389
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,589
You can't fight jeff pruitt.
He could kill you.
390
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,025
You expect me to roll over
And play dead?
391
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,160
There's such a thing
As self-respect.
392
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,029
A man can lose
A lot of things,
393
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,263
But he can't lose that.
394
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,032
Barney, I can't
Let you do it.
395
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,134
This is my business.
You got no right to stop me.
396
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,735
I got more than a right,
I got a duty.
397
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,337
How would it look
398
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,472
A deputy sheriff mixin'
In a roughhouse brawl
399
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,008
With a civilian?
400
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,043
A man's got to do
What he's got to do.
401
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,414
Barney, I forbid you
To fight jeff pruitt
402
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,316
And that's an order.
403
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,491
Oh, that's silly.
404
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,493
Barney hasn't lost me
To jeff pruitt
405
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,195
Or anyone else.
406
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:04,397
Well, he saw jeff
Walkin' with you
407
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,399
And he knows he's been
Bringin' you flowers.
408
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,068
What about that?
409
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,370
I've tried to
Discourage him, andy,
410
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,073
But I don't wanna be
Rude and hurt him.
411
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,242
And he's so persistent.
412
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,576
Yeah, he is that.
413
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,345
Jeff's a good old buddy.
414
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,480
He just don't know
Any better.
415
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:21,748
Well, seems to me
416
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,151
He's got to learn
He can't pick a wife
417
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,519
Like he would another
Head of livestock.
418
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,088
What makes him think
419
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,223
I'd wanna go live
On a farm with him?
420
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,225
Well, I'll tell you
One thing--
421
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,527
Jeff wouldn't be able
To live in town.
422
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,029
No. Fellas like him's
423
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,731
Been used to living out
In the open that way.
424
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,768
Why, he'd kick like
A buckin' bronco cooped up.
425
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:45,438
You know...
426
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:49,376
Thelma lou, we're gonna have
To do a little bronco bustin'.
427
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,314
You mean there's a chance
She might not wanna marry me?
428
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,615
That's right, jeff,
429
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,617
But don't you
Get discouraged now.
430
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,519
There's just
As good a chance
431
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,521
That she might
Wanna marry ya if...
432
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,755
If what?
433
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,391
If you fill the bill
434
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:07,160
On what's her idea
Of a dream prince.
435
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,096
Well, I sure like
That little gal.
436
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,463
I aim to please her.
437
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:11,764
Good. Good.
438
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,567
Now, the first thing,
Cut out the rough stuff.
439
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,204
Quit pickin' up thelma lou
Every time you see her
440
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,571
And shakin' her.
441
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,073
I do?
442
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,609
Yeah. You got
To be gentle with her.
443
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,278
What you do
When you see her
444
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:29,649
Is you bow from the waist,
Take ahold of her hand...
445
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,219
Don't squeeze it, just easy.
446
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,787
Now, if you're feelin'
Real bold,
447
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,490
You give her fingers
A little kissy.
448
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,226
Like that.
449
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:42,329
That's bold?
450
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,531
That's the gentleman's way.
451
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,139
Everything's gonna be fine.
It just takes practice.
452
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,174
You wanna please
Your bride-to-be, don't you?
453
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,708
Sure I do.
454
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,477
So you're gonna have
To learn these things.
455
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,112
You know what thelma lou
Always says.
456
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:01,148
She always says
That she likes a man
457
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,815
With etiquette
And social grace.
458
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,517
Ain't that right,
Aunt bee?
459
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,320
If she said it once, she
Said it a thousand times.
460
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:10,523
You're gonna have
To learn these things.
461
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:11,824
Come on, one more time.
462
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,326
Practice makes perfect.
463
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,727
This is your cookie plate.
464
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:18,398
That's your teacup.
465
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,701
Go ahead.
466
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,536
Go ahead.
467
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,209
Good.
468
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,910
Good.
469
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,479
Good.
470
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,283
One more time.
471
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,618
This is your cookie plate.
472
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,520
That's your teacup.
473
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:41,821
Aw, but, andy,
474
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,491
What do I need
A new suit for?
475
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,393
Jeff, we got you
Acting like a gentleman.
476
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,228
Now we got to get you
Lookin' like one.
477
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,829
Aw, but, andy, I...
478
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,831
And when we do, you'll be ready
For a date with thelma lou.
479
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,800
Come on.
All right.
480
00:18:58,538 --> 00:18:59,739
Well...
481
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,808
Good evenin', jeff.
482
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,576
Evenin', thelma lou.
483
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,512
Come on in.
484
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,519
Let me take your hat.
485
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,786
Thank you.
486
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,822
My, don't you look nice.
487
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,258
That's a good-lookin' suit.
488
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,393
The biggest one they had.
489
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,595
How about something to eat?
490
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,931
I've made some
Supper for us.
491
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,667
That sounds good.
I'm starved.
492
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,537
You come right over
Here and sit down.
493
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,372
Honey pie,
494
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,673
Somebody got
Into your food
495
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,608
And tore it into
Little teeny pieces.
496
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,244
Oh, you silly boy.
497
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,379
They're finger sandwiches.
498
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,221
Well?
499
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,822
Kinda good.
500
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,225
Whets my appetite for supper.
501
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,995
Why, jeff, this is supper.
502
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,365
You're joking.
503
00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,799
Why, no.
504
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,602
Can you honestly
Call that a meal?
505
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,637
I believe in
Keeping trim.
506
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:07,440
Trim? Why, there ain't
Enough meal there to...
507
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,008
To get skinny on.
508
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,779
Jeffrey, you say
The wittiest things.
509
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,948
Now, you just sit
Right back there
510
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:18,518
And enjoy your supper.
511
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,453
[ doorbell buzzes ]
512
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:21,821
Come in.
513
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,523
Hi there, you two.
514
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,558
Have I got news for you.
515
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,026
It's about a house.
516
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,495
A house for us?
517
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,530
I've been speaking
To tom biggers.
518
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,399
He's got
Three dandy ones for sale.
519
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:33,833
You can take your pick.
520
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,303
What do I want
With a house in town?
521
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,271
I got a farm already.
522
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,006
You'll be sellin' that
And moving into town
523
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,741
Now that
You're marryin' thelma lou.
524
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:45,011
I'm afraid I'm just not
The farm girl type.
525
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,746
I hope you don't mind.
526
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,281
Oh, jeff understands.
527
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,949
And that ain't
The only good news.
528
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,285
I've been lookin'
Into some jobs you can get.
529
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:53,486
Jobs?
530
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,455
There's a opening
Down at the bank.
531
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,756
They need another guard.
532
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,725
Or you can work
In the vegetable department
533
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,360
Over at crowley's market
534
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,861
Or-- and I saved
The best for last--
535
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,631
You can go right to work
As a shoe clerk
536
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,466
At harvey willick's store, huh?
537
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,635
Yes, I believe
That is best.
538
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,637
I think, jeff, that's
The job we'll take.
539
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,071
And then I...
540
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,606
We?
541
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:17,677
Now, just a darn
Minute here, you two.
542
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:20,079
If you think
I'm gonna work in a shoe store,
543
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,382
You got another
Thing comin'.
544
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,651
A pruitt's never worked in
A place that had a roof on it.
545
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:28,821
And there never was a pruitt
That ever wore a tie
546
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,723
Or ever wore a suit...
547
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:35,428
Or ever tried
To ride a cup and saucer
548
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,929
Piggyback on his knee.
549
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,465
You know something?
550
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,467
I believe you're tryin'
To change me.
551
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,902
Why, jeff...
552
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:44,871
And I ain't gonna have
No part of it.
553
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,907
At least bertha likes me
The way I am.
554
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,376
The deal's off.
555
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,710
Barney, what are...?
556
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,612
I know I promised,
But I can't help it.
557
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,714
A man's got to do
What he's got to do.
558
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,416
All right, jeff,
Put 'em up!
559
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,817
I'm gonna fight ya.
560
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,652
I don't wanna
Fight you, barney.
561
00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,488
Either fight or
Get out of here.
562
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:03,423
I'm going. I'm going.
563
00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:23,376
Well, how about that?
564
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,845
Well, you know
The old saying--
565
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:29,716
"The bigger they come,
The harder they fall."
566
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:32,852
And here's
Another old saying, baby--
567
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:35,455
"To the winner
Belongs the spoils."
568
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,490
Come here, you.
569
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,831
You know something, andy?
570
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,599
What?
571
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:49,802
That little incident with jeff
Really taught me something.
572
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,137
It did?
573
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:52,772
Yeah.
574
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,841
You don't actually have
To use physical force
575
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,076
If you just show the other
Fella you mean business.
576
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:59,912
Just quietly let him know
That you got it...
577
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:02,515
If you need it.
578
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:05,452
Walk softly and carry
A big stick, huh?
579
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:08,488
That's about it.
580
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:14,627
Well,
How do you like that?
581
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,766
Joe waters ought to know
Better than that.
582
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,100
I'll handle this.
583
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,002
Hey, joe.
584
00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,173
You know that's
A no parking zone.
585
00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:29,442
Now, you'll get if you know
What's good for you.
586
00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:30,643
What was that you said?
587
00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:32,111
I don't chew
My cabbage twice!
588
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:34,013
Now you get that
Car out of here!
589
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:35,748
Why, you little.
590
00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:37,817
[ clears throat ]
591
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:42,021
Okay, barney.
Okay.
592
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:55,502
Well, I can handle it.
593
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:58,871
Be firm.
Send 'em on their way.
594
00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:00,907
I hate fighting.
It's ugly.
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