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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard.
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Also starring don knotts.
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We need a man
With some know-how
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To finish sheriff
Maloney's term--
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Kind of a fella like...
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Well, here.
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Here's the kind
Of sheriff we need.
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"Once again,
Sheriff andy taylor
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"Has been commended
For outstanding law enforcement.
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"Mayberry county,
For the third consecutive year
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"Has the lowest crime rate
In the state.
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"In accepting the award,
Sheriff taylor said
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It wouldn't
Have been possible
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Without the help of his
Efficient deputy, barney fife."
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You suggesting
We try to get taylor?
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Oh, I'm sure
We couldn't get taylor
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But how about his deputy,
This, uh...
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Fife fella?
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Gentlemen, I
Recommend that we
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Make him an offer.
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All in favor, say aye.
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Both: aye.
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Boys, I hope and trust
This is our next sheriff--
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Barney fife--
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So keen, alert,
Sharp!
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Barney?
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Well, locked
Yourself in, did ya?
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Locked myself in.
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Well, I believe that's
The third time this week.
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Yeah, it's the third time.
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Oh, I see.
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We're gonna play
That funny little game
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Where the sheriff keeps
The deputy locked in, huh?
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How long you gonna
Keep me in this time?
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All right.
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Have your fun.
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If it amuses you,
Go right ahead.
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[ laughs ]
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Yeah, the sheriff
Needs his laugh.
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Oh, I'll be glad
To oblige him.
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I've got a lot of time.
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I...
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You opened it.
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That's right.
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Well, I thought
You was gonna keep me locked in
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Like you always do.
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I would, but I ain't got
Time to fool around.
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Important police
Work just come up.
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You get a lead
On the rafe hollister case?
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Bigger'n that.
Bigger'n that?
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We been after hollister's still
For six months.
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This must be big.
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It is. Come on over
To the desk
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And we'll lay it out.
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Draw up a chair.
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What's up, andy?
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Now, listen carefully.
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This has got
To be done just right
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So there won't
Be any slip-ups.
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Okay?
Yeah.
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Just a minute ago
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I was over by
The post office.
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Yeah?
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There was a big sedan
Parked out there.
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Yeah, a big sedan.
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In front of the sedan,
A station wagon...
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Station wagon.
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...And in front of
The station wagon
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A pickup truck.
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Pickup truck.
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Let me see
If I got my bullet.
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Yeah, okay.
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Okay?
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Now, listen carefully.
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Yeah.
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I believe that the sedan,
The station wagon
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And the pickup truck
Are over-parked.
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Take this chalk
And mark 'em.
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Check.
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Why don't we go up
To the hospital some night
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And take the bolts
Off the wheelchairs?
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That'd be funny, too.
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[ chuckling ]
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Sheriff taylor?
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Yes?
Good morning, gentlemen.
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What can I do for you?
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Sheriff taylor
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This is mayor purdy
Of greendale.
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Hello, mayor.
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I'm councilman dobbs.
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Councilman, how are ya?
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We read about you
In the paper.
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We want to congratulate you
And your deputy
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For winning the award.
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Oh, well, much obliged.
Thank you kindly.
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Sheriff, we've come here
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To make your deputy fife
An offer.
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Yeah? What kinda offer?
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Well, we'd like
To have barney fife
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Be sheriff of greendale.
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Huh?
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Dobbs: greendale needs
A new sheriff
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Till the next election
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And we're hopin' you'll
Let us have barney fife.
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Purdy: we'll give you time
To break in a new deputy.
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Oh... Well, uh, uh...
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I mean, you-you ju--
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You just can't
Replace barney fife
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Just like that.
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I know we're askin'
An awful lot, sheriff
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But we need
A man like fife.
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Uh, well, uh, I, uh...
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I understand
Your problem, uh, mayor
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But, uh, barney's, uh, uh, uh...
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Well, barney's too loyal.
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He's-he's too loyal,
And I'm, uh, I'm not sure
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That he'd want
To give up this job and...
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W-well, I'll, uh,
I'll talk to him for you
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And let him make up
His own mind.
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Thank you, sheriff.
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Good-bye.
Thank you, sheriff.
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Mayor. Councilman.
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Thank you kindly.
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Me?
The high sheriff of greendale?
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Uh-huh.
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Well, that's terrific.
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Th-that's a real step up.
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That's a real opportunity.
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What's the matter?
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Well, barney, I, uh
I just think you
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Ought to think about
It pretty carefully.
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Well, what's there
To think about?
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Well, sure, I-I don't like
Leaving you and mayberry
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But this is
A real chance for me.
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Don't you think I ought
To take advantage of it?
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Well, uh...
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No.
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Huh?
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Barney, sheriffin's
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A lot different from deputying
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And while you make a fine deputy
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I-I think you just need
More experience--
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Experience in dealin' with
Problems different ways.
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Sure. You think all I'm
Good for is chalkin' tires
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And helpin' school kids
Across the street.
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No, that's not it
At all, barney.
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It's just
That I need you around here.
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They's a whole lot
To do around here.
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We ain't found
Rafe hollister's still yet.
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Yeah, you say that.
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You don't think
I can be a sheriff.
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The fact is you never
Have been a sheriff
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And I'm just tryin' to tell you
That sheriffin's
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A lot different
From deputying.
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Well, we all
Gotta start someplace, pal,
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And fate has picked
Greendale for me.
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It's a case of the office
Seekin' the man.
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Now, if I happen
To be the man
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Then I got to
Answer the call.
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Barney, the fact is...
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The fact is I got
A rendezvous with destiny.
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Hello, sarah?
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Get me
The mayor of greendale.
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* ya ti ya ta ta ta
Ta ta ta ta ta ta *
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Well, what are you
So happy about?
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Happy?
[ chuckles ]
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Well, I guess you'd
Be happy, too,
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If you'd just been offered
An important job.
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You were offered a job?
What is it?
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Well, chaps,
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They've just asked me to be
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Sheriff of greendale.
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Sheriff of greendale!
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Is that true, barney?
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Yeah, well, when duty calls,
A man's got to answer it.
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Good!
Sheriff of greendale.
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Yeah, I know
I'm walking into
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A cesspool of violence
And crime,
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But, well, a man's got to
Do what he's got to do.
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Oh, come on, barney.
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Greendale is just
A quiet little town.
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Yeah. It's quiet
On the outside.
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Underneath,
It's another dodge city.
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It's gonna take
A little doing,
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But I'm going to bring law
And order to that town.
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Well, barney, this is
Kind of sudden-like.
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H-how's andy taking this?
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Well, he's shook up,
Naturally, but what the heck,
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I'll just be over
In the next county.
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I can always rush back
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Any time andy gets
Himself in a bind.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, well, well,
The sheriff of greendale.
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Well, don't thank me,
Mayor purdy.
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It was barney's decision
To make, and he made it.
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Yeah, I expect you'll be
Seeing him in a few days.
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Right. Bye.
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Hidey-ho.
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Hi, paw.
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Paw?
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Hmm?
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The kids are sure
Gonna miss barney
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Down at the school.
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He's the best crossing guard
We ever had.
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Yeah, he is that.
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Why does barney want
To go to greendale, anyway?
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Well, it's an
Opportunity, son.
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He'll be sheriff
Over there.
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You think barney
Would stay in mayberry
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If he could be sheriff here?
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I'm the sheriff here.
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Couldn't you take turns?
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Well, you see, it
Don't work that way.
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Couldn't you let him
Be sheriff once in a while?
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No, it don't work
That way either.
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You see...
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Hey, wait a minute here.
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That's a pretty good
Idea you come up with.
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I did?
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What was the idea
I come up with?
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Well, if we let barney
Be sheriff of mayberry
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For just one day,
He might find out
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It's a lot more difficult
Than he realizes
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In which case,
He might forfeit
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The opportunity
For advancement
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And be satisfied
With the status quo.
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Is that the idea
I come up with, paw?
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That's it.
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That was a pretty good idea
I come up with, huh?
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You better know it was,
You little buzzard.
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[ giggling ]
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You mean you actually want me
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To be sheriff of mayberry
For a day?
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Why not? A pitcher gets
A chance to warm up
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Before he goes
Into a ball game.
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Walking into
A new job
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Why, you could use
The experience.
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Yeah, but sheriff
Of mayberry?
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That's right.
Now, come on.
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I'll swear you in.
Raise your right hand.
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Do you, barney fife,
Sheriff of mayberry
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Solemnly swear
To uphold the law
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To the best
Of your ability?
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I do.
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Okay, let me
Have your badge
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And here's mine.
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All right, now,
Put them on.
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There.
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Now, how's it feel
To be sheriff?
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[ chuckles ]
Fine.
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[ both laughing ]
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How's it feel
To be the deputy?
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Oh, fine, fine.
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Well, what's going to be
Your first act as sheriff?
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Well...
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There!
259
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:37,938
There's the first assignment
For the new sheriff.
260
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,240
I'm going to crack
The rafe hollister case.
261
00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,809
I'm going to find out
262
00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,677
Where that still is
Once and for all.
263
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:44,945
How?
264
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,214
Well, you see, andy,
When you was sheriff
265
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,416
You approached
The rafe hollister case
266
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:52,152
With your usual cracker-barrel
Police methods.
267
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,054
Now that I'm sheriff,
I'll use
268
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,389
Some highly scientific
Police techniques
269
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:59,159
And I'm going to wrap up
The rafe hollister case.
270
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,096
Observe.
271
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,233
Um, what, uh...
272
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,101
What are you
Going to do, barney?
273
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,903
I'm going to get
Our town drunk
274
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,371
To give us
The information.
275
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,940
How are you going
To do that?
276
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,942
Well, the subconscious
Tells the truth
277
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,443
While you're
Asleep, you see.
278
00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,911
Oh, oh, uh-huh.
279
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:20,180
I'm going to probe
His subconscious.
280
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,082
Oh, I see.
281
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:34,427
[ singsong ]
Otis...
282
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:37,197
Otis campbell...
283
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:40,734
You picked up some
Bootleg liquor.
284
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:44,471
Where did you
Get the liquor?
285
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:47,975
Where did you get
The liquor?
286
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,977
[ mumbling ]
287
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,280
Oh, darn.
288
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,883
You got a pencil?
Mm-hmm.
289
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:07,761
Where is the
Rafe hollister still?
290
00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:13,300
Otis. Otis campbell.
291
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,804
This is your subconscious.
292
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,139
Come in, please.
293
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,541
What do you want?
294
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,244
Where's the still?!
I mean...
295
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,114
[ singsong ]
Where is the still?
296
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:31,251
You go out route 22
297
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,921
Past waynesborough
298
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:37,557
Medville, thorndyke, upson...
299
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:41,428
A little slower, please.
300
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:46,900
...Through virginia,
Pennsylvania, ohio...
301
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,468
He's making for canada.
302
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:52,105
Otis: then back through
West virginia
303
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:59,779
Kentucky, tennessee,
Into mayberry on route 10.
304
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,051
Where then?
305
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,920
To elm street.
306
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:11,291
4-1-1 elm street.
307
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,827
I got it.
I got it!
308
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,863
Come on, let's go!
Let's get the axes!
309
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,197
Go where?
310
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,499
Well, where he said,
To 411 elm street.
311
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:24,537
[ singsong ]
Thank you very much.
312
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,339
Hey, barney,
Don't that address
313
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,075
Sound a little
Familiar to you?
314
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,077
Familiar?! How can it
Sound familiar?
315
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,945
He just now told it
To me this second.
316
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,280
What do...?
317
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,049
Wait a minute.
411 elm street?
318
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,951
That's where I live!
319
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,552
Maybe his subconscious
320
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,889
Took a wrong turn
In ohio.
321
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:47,394
The owner of the still
Is barney fife.
322
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,963
[ laughing ]
Get barney fife.
323
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,631
Now, that's
Not funny, otis!
324
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,467
Hey, that's a fine system
You got there, barney.
325
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,569
You ought to write
A book on it.
326
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:59,472
Call it "The barney fife
Subconscious prober primer."
327
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,875
[ both laughing ]
328
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,244
All right, otis! Out!
329
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,645
Oh, barney.
330
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,447
Out! Out! Out!
331
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,649
Come on!
332
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,618
"Barney fife's
Prober primer."
333
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,186
Out, out, out.
334
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,654
Out, out, out.
335
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,057
Out, out, out, out!
336
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,559
And as for you, deputy,
337
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,561
Why don't you
Just take this chalk
338
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,430
And go out
And mark some cars!
339
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,165
Oh, come on, now, barney.
340
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,501
Come on, out! Out!
341
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,470
Out!
342
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,275
Where's the sheriff?
343
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,643
Where's andy?
What's on your mind?
344
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,378
This is a matter
For the sheriff.
345
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,547
We want to see
The sheriff.
You're lookin' at him.
346
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,949
Huh?
You?
347
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,116
That's right.
348
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,152
I been temporarily
Installed as sheriff,
349
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,553
And I'm in power to act as one!
350
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,121
Does that convince you?
351
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,190
Now, what's your problem?
You go first.
352
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,959
Well, do know what this
Low-down osgood did?
353
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,193
Now, wait a minute,
354
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,128
You miserable,
Troublemakin' hyena.
355
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,629
All right, osgood.
Hold it!
356
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,298
You'll get your chance.
357
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,367
I charge this no-good scum
With breakin' the law!
358
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,435
He just built a spike fence
On the property line!
359
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,171
Oh, yeah?
360
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,173
Yeah! And my chickens ain't
Gettin' any sunlight!
361
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,241
Well, that's why I put up
The fence in the first place!
362
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,576
His hens kept hoppin'
Into my yard
363
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,078
And scratchin' up
My garden!
364
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,280
Hold it. Hold it!
Hold it!
365
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,082
You just try it!
366
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,384
You think I won't, huh?
367
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,685
You try it!
368
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,653
That's it!
369
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,523
Into jail you go!
370
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,359
[ all shouting ]
371
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:32,099
Quiet!
372
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,442
Barn.
373
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,277
It's about time
You got here, andy!
374
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,712
We're suing you,
Andy taylor.
375
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,547
Yeah, and whatever
He's suing you for
376
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,982
I'm doubling!
377
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,583
We got locked up
On false charges!
378
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,419
Wait, wait, wait.
Ho-ho-hold it.
379
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,121
What's going on here?
380
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,755
It's a complicated case.
381
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,191
It's liable to drag out
In the courts for years.
382
00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:01,194
I found a similar one
In willoughby v. Perkins.
383
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,562
Listen to this.
384
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,198
"Presiding judge decided
On defacto misdemeanor.
385
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:06,733
"Dismissed the
Plaintiff's guilt
386
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,302
Pro quo argument and
Ruled sine ne mara."
387
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,104
What do you
Think of that?
388
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,639
I think you're a nut!
389
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,341
[ prisoners yelling ]
390
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,543
Hey, wait. Now, wait.
Wait. Now, hold it.
391
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,511
Now, suppose
You just tell me
392
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,047
What's going on here.
393
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,116
He built an illegal fence
On the property line
394
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,452
Blocking the sunlight
From my laying hens.
395
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,354
His darn hens kept
Scratching up my yard
396
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,222
And I don't have
To put up for it.
397
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,790
They ain't hurtin'
His yard!
398
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,259
Now, hold it!
399
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,793
You say
He built the fence
400
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,762
And it's blocking
The sunlight?
401
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,730
That's right,
And the law says...
402
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,100
Wait, wait, wait.
Now, there's...
403
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,534
There's all kinds
Of fences.
404
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:42,802
Now, it seems to me
405
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,737
If that fence was made
Out of chicken wire
406
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,140
Why, them hens would still be
Getting sunlight
407
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,109
And everybody'd
Be happy, right?
408
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,643
Chicken wire, huh?
409
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,179
Yeah.
410
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,713
Now, huey, you
Don't object
411
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,648
To a chicken wire
Fence, do you?
412
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,484
Well... No.
413
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,187
Good. Then the problem's
Settled, and everybody's happy.
414
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,554
I knew if you got back
415
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,190
Everything
Would be all right.
416
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,757
You get
My vote back.
417
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,759
When andy got here
Everything would be all right.
418
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,195
Good decision,
Sheriff.
419
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,063
I'm glad you showed up
When you did.
420
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,398
Chicken wire.
421
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,266
Now, why didn't I
Think of that?
422
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,567
Yeah, why didn't you?
423
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,136
Bye, andy. Thanks again.
424
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,571
I'll see you.
425
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,107
Sheriff.
426
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,441
Ha!
427
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,776
See you, andy.
All right, boys.
428
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,113
Thank you again.
Act nice.
429
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,648
Try to get along
With one another.
430
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,220
There you are, barney.
431
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,854
Right there
Is a perfect example
432
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,756
Of what I was trying
To tell you.
433
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:40,393
As a sheriff, you've got
To use different tactics
434
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,762
And that
Takes experience.
435
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,368
Now, you understand,
Don't you, barney?
436
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,838
Sheriffing's just a lot
Different from deputying.
437
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,773
Now... Now, now
438
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,243
Don't take on
Like that, barney.
439
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,511
You're still the best deputy
That ever was.
440
00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,247
You know that,
Don't you, barn?
441
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,116
I never had any complaints
About deputy barney fife.
442
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,385
Now, barney, don't let
A silly little thing
443
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:10,190
Like what happened destroy
Your confidence in yourself.
444
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,459
Barney!
445
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,354
Rafe hollister.
446
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,356
Yup. Sheriff,
Come to give myself up.
447
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,824
Well, that saves us both
448
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,227
A little wear 'n'
Tear, don't it?
449
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,729
What happened? You forget
Where you moved your still?
450
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,498
No, it's the old woman.
451
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:54,334
She got tired of moving around
Back up there in the mountains
452
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:57,370
And she wants me to settle down
And start farming again.
453
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,806
When you come down to it,
I guess plantin' corn
454
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,808
Does make more sense
Than bottling it.
455
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,243
It does, it does.
456
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,677
How is mrs. Hollister?
457
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,279
Middlin', middlin'.
458
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,215
She stomped her toe
And complains about it a lot
459
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,616
But otherwise, she's fine.
460
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,485
Uh-huh. Well, you
Give her my very best.
461
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:13,820
Glad you come on in.
462
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,389
I figured it was
Just a matter of time
463
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,957
'fore either you
Or your deputy
464
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,427
Caught up to me anyway,
So I come on in.
465
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:23,330
I guess you got it
Figured about right.
466
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,436
Uh...
467
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,970
Rafe? I, uh...
468
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,839
I want you to do me a favor.
469
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,374
Hmm?
470
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,343
I want you to go out
And find
471
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,345
My deputy, barney fife
And give yourself up to him.
472
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,779
You want me to what?
473
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,514
I want you
To find barney fife.
474
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,815
I know you don't know him
475
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,884
But you'll recognize him
By his uniform
476
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,287
And I want you
To give yourself up to him.
477
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,888
What you want me
To do that for?
478
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,790
If you'll do that
479
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,992
I'll make it just as comfortable
As I can while you're here.
480
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,527
Huh?
481
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:55,862
Yes, and aunt bee
482
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,830
She'll bring you
Some chicken and dumplings
483
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,499
And sweet tater pie
For supper...
484
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,800
She will?
She will.
485
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,602
I'll do it.
Good.
486
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,704
Now, like I say you'll
Recognize him by his uniform
487
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,939
And be sure, be sure
And don't say anything
488
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,541
About coming by here first.
489
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,543
All right.
490
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:11,878
Chicken and dumplings?
491
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,746
And sweet tater pie.
492
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,882
I should have given
Myself up years ago.
493
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,258
Barney fife?
494
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,026
I'd like to talk
To you a minute.
495
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,396
I ain't in the mood
For talkin' today.
496
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,431
Well, this is important.
You see...
497
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,833
I don't want to hear
Your hard-luck stories.
498
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,504
Hey, there!
499
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:38,905
Don't you know
Any better
500
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,408
Than to ride your bicycle
On the sidewalk, son?
501
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,776
My mother won't let me
Ride it on the street.
502
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,312
Look, I got
To talk to you.
503
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,613
If you don't go away
504
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,815
I'm going to lock you up
As a public nuisance.
505
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,418
Now, what would happen
If everybody rode their bicycles
506
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,852
On the sidewalk?
507
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,754
There wouldn't be
Any room to walk.
508
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,890
Now, you go pick a quiet street
Like willow or woods way.
509
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,859
Okay.
510
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,029
Are you still here?
511
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,432
I'm trying to tell you
Something, mister.
512
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,534
Why don't you go
Pester somebody else?
513
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,736
Oh, I should have
Stayed up in the hills.
514
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,672
Hey!
515
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,274
You come back here.
516
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,812
We got laws in this town
Against jaywalkin'.
517
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,848
You really asked
For it this time.
518
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,683
Let me see some
Identification.
519
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:27,787
Think you can flaunt
The laws in this town.
520
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,689
What's that last name there?
521
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,560
Move it, move it!
522
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,662
Boy, andy, I got us
A hot one this time.
523
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,464
Know who this is?
524
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,832
Who?
Rafe hollister.
525
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:41,568
Rafe hollister?
526
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,336
Great work, barney.
527
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:45,338
You brought in
Rafe hollister?
528
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:48,107
Yeah, brought him in
Without firing a shot.
529
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,777
All right, hollister,
Come on, move it!
530
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,479
Come on, pick 'em up!
531
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:53,846
That cell over there!
532
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,716
Come on, step lively!
Get in there!
533
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:59,619
I declare, barney,
There you are
534
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,722
As cool as the center seed
Of a cucumber
535
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,491
And you just brought in
536
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,659
The most wanted man
In the whole county.
537
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:08,595
Well, it's all
In a day's work.
538
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,863
No, boy, that there
Is real sheriffin'
539
00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:13,433
But I mean
Real sheriffin'.
540
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,468
Well...
541
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:18,871
Yeah, and speakin'
Of that, I...
542
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:22,442
I guess we'll be losing
You to greendale now.
543
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:30,116
Hello, sarah?
544
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,084
Get me mayor purdy.
545
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:35,655
I mean, now that you've had
A taste of sheriffin'
546
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,923
And you like it...
547
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:38,825
Hello?
Mayor purdy?
548
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,460
Barney fife.
549
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:42,962
Uh, uh, listen, mayor,
I'm afraid I'm not going
550
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:45,832
To be able to take that
Sheriffin' job after all.
551
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,400
Well, you see,
We're having
552
00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:49,402
Trouble with bootleggers
Over here
553
00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,938
And I got to go out
And hunt them down.
554
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:56,576
Well, I wouldn't want to leave
Sheriff taylor hung up, you see.
555
00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:59,612
And... Well,
You see
556
00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:04,717
The truth is, mayor...
Mayberry needs me.
557
00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:17,830
I sure am glad you decided
To stay, barney.
558
00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:19,466
I tell you the truth.
559
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,167
I don't know what I'd done
If you'd have left me.
560
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,735
Oh, forget it.
561
00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:25,037
You've got to give credit
Where credit's due.
562
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,140
I mean, you brought in
Rafe hollister single-handed,
563
00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:30,977
And I bet you're the best deputy
There is in the whole state.
564
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,579
Oh, well.
565
00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:34,113
It's all in a day's work.
566
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,148
That's all right.
It's good.
567
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:37,917
I'm just doing my job.
568
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,586
Yeah.
569
00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:48,961
Locked yourself in,
Did you?
570
00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:50,897
Uh, yeah,
I locked myself in.
571
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,566
[ chuckling ]
That's pretty good.
572
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:57,103
The high sheriff
Locking himself in.
573
00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:59,972
All right, barney,
How about letting me out?
574
00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:01,508
The keys --
575
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,042
I know where the key is.
576
00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:05,678
I'll let you out, andy.
577
00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:09,081
Yeah, but first,
I got some work to do.
578
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,017
Oh, I got to put
This over there.
579
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:15,121
And then I got some calls to
Make and some filing to do.
580
00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:17,056
Yeah, I'll let you out.
581
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:19,926
Let's see now.
What day is this, andy?
582
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,260
Oh, yes.
583
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,229
Well, I'll tell you what.
I'll just --
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