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( whistling sprightly tune )
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronnie howard.
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Also starring
Don knotts.
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Mr. Wheeler...
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Why, you have a different spray
For every size bush.
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Oh, you have to, ma'am.
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This little one
Couldn't stand the same
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As the big ones.
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It's got too much
Nicotine in it.
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Might throw the little feller
Into shock.
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We wouldn't want to do that.
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You do understand flowers,
Don't you?
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Well, what is prettier
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Than a rosebud
Bursting into bloom
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Or a camellia shimmering
With dewdrops?
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Well, the way I feel,
They give us so much beauty
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The least we can do
Is give them a little care.
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Andy, what are you
Doing home?
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Oh, I just thought I'd have me
A hot lunch for a change.
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Who's the, uh...?
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Oh. Oh, that's
Mr. Wheeler.
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He was driving by
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And he noticed
The aphids on
Our rosebushes.
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And it's a good
Thing he did, too.
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Mr. Wheeler noticed
Them little bitty aphids
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All the way from his truck?
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He must have
Pretty good eyes.
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Aunt bee,
You got to stop fallin'
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For the line of every pitchman
That comes drivin' by.
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Shh.
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He'll hear you.
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Mr. Wheeler is
No pitchman.
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He's a very fine gentleman.
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Well, how much is
This fine gentleman chargin' us
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To squirt that goo
All over our roses?
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I don't know,
But whatever it is
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I'm sure it'll be
Perfectly fair.
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Good thing I come home
When I did.
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Uh, mr. Wheeler...
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Hi, sheriff.
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Now, now, there's as fine
A peabody rose
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As I have ever seen.
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Yeah.
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Uh, my aunt bee overlooked
One little detail.
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How much are
You chargin' us
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To save our roses?
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Well, to tell you
The truth
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I hadn't given it
Much thought
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But don't you
Worry about it
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It'll be reasonable.
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Mm-hmm. Well, just
How reasonable?
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Would $1.60
Be too much?
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I coulda charged you $1.75,
But you can't make a living
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If you want to go around
Robbin' people.
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Well, you wasn't foolin'
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When you said it'd be
Reasonable, was ya?
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( clears throat )
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Oh, uh, 'scuse me,
Mr. Wheeler.
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Oh, am I gonna eat
Out here on the porch?
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Oh, no, no.
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Yours is on
The kitchen table.
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This is for mr. Wheeler.
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I'm sure he must be hungry
After all that hard work.
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Well, turns out I was wrong
About mr. Wheeler.
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Makin' all them remarks
About you being took
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Looks like he's the one
That's being took.
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Well, I told you
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He's a very
Fine gentleman.
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( chuckles )
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Oh, mr. Wheeler...
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Hi, aunt bee.
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Hi, andy.
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Oh, chicken!
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Mmm-mmm.
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We havin' company
For supper?
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What makes
You say that?
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You're not generally
That dressed up
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In the middle of the week.
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Oh, for heaven's sakes,
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A body can't go around
Looking a mess all the time.
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Taters...
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Is mr. Wheeler
Finished yet?
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He appeared to be
When I passed him.
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He's got the yard
Lookin' so nice
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Alongside it,
The house looks a mess.
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Oh, he's a
Good worker, too.
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"Too"?
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Well, in addition
To being a good worker, he...
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Yeah, he's what?
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Well, he's a...
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Yeah, mm-hmm?
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Well, he works good.
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( laughing )
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Oh, go on and
Get washed up.
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All right.
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( knocking at door )
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Oh, there's
Mr. Wheeler now.
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Come on in the house,
Mr. Wheeler.
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Got it all done,
Did ya?
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Yep, all finished.
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Already?
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Well, yes, ma'am.
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Oh, uh, here's
An itemized bill.
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Uh-huh.
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Boy, if that bill
Was any less
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You'd be owin' us money.
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( both laughing )
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If you ever come by
This way again
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You be sure and stop in
And see us.
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Well, thank you.
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It's a pleasure meetin' up
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With folks like you.
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Well, good-bye.
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Well, we'll see ya.
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Bye.
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Oh, before I go...
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Yes, mr. Wheeler?
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If it isn't
Too much trouble
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Could I borrow
An onion?
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I was thinkin'
Of makin' myself
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Another mess
Of stew tonight
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And I just remembered
I ran out of onions.
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A stew?
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Well, where on earth
Would you cook it?
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I have a little stove
In the back of my truck...
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( sniffing )
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Chicken?
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Yes.
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Mr. Wheeler,
How long has it been
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Since you have had
A good home-cooked meal?
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Oh, well, let's see, I, uh...
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Oh, well, it doesn't matter.
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Just give me my onion
And I'll run along.
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Nonsense.
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Why don't you stay
And eat with us.
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I always cook more chicken
Than we can eat.
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Isn't that right, andy?
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Right as rain.
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Now, you stay and eat
With us, mr. Wheeler!
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Will you?
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Yeah.
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Well, all right, I will.
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Good, good,
There's plenty here.
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One thing --
One thing...
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To make it fair,
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I'll trim the ivy
Before I go.
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Oh, that's --
Oh, well, now, that is...
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Come on in here
And sit down.
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Supper will be ready
In just a minute.
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Another piece of corn,
Mr. Wheeler?
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How about just one
Little piece --
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No more --
Miss bee,
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I don't ever remember
Enjoying a meal like this,
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And I've eaten a lot
Of meals in my time!
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Ain't you glad
You stayed?
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Thank you very,
Very much.
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I'll go get us some more
Fresh coffee.
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It must be an interesting life,
Mr. Wheeler,
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Traveling around
From town to town,
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Seeing the sights,
Working just enough to get by.
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Gosh, I bet
You've been everywhere.
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Yeah, just about.
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Traveling is all right...
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I once had
A little hardware store.
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You did?
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Yeah -- pressure got a little
Too much for me,
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And I decided that
Happiness and health
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Was a lot more important.
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A-ha...
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So I got me a truck
And went on the road.
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I'll be dogged!
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But I...
I'm getting older,
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One of these days
I'm going to find me
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A nice little house like this
And settle down.
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That'll be nice for you.
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Yeah -- when you find the right
Party to do it with.
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Man needs someone
To take care of,
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And somebody to
Take care of him.
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Well, if that's all you want,
Mr. Wheeler,
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Why don't you buy a dog?
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[ laughing ]
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Ope, I believe mr. Wheeler
Had something else in mind!
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Here we are,
Fresh coffee for everybody!
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You better get on upstairs
And do your lessons now.
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Can I stay here
And talk to mr. Wheeler?
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No. Get on up
And study now.
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Go on.
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Okay, paw.
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I'll see ya.
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Well, I'll do these
Dishes for ya, aunt bee.
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Oh, no, no, andy,
Don't you bother.
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I can do them.
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And spot that purty dress?
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Mercy.
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I'll do 'em.
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Are you sure?
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Oh, sure.
I don't mind.
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Thank you, andy.
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That's me
When my family
Moved to peoria.
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I was 18.
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( giggles )
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See how skinny I am?
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( chuckling: )
Yeah.
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Aunt bee:
Excuse me.
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I'll go see how andy's
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Getting along
With the dishes.
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Andy...
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Oh, I'm sorry it's
Takin' me so long,
Aunt bee.
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You all havin' a
Nice chat, are ya?
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Yes.
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Andy, mr. Wheeler's
Fixing to leave.
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Oh?
Yes.
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And I was wondering...
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Wondering what?
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Well, I was wondering,
Are we quite sure
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There isn't something else
That he could do for us?
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It'd be a shame
If after he left
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We discovered
There was something else
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He could have done
For us, hmm?
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Yeah, that would be
A shame, wouldn't it?
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Hmm?
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We better go talk to him.
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Well, mr. Wheeler,
I hear you're fixin' to move on.
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Yes.
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I've enjoyed
Your hospitality
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And the pleasure
Of your company.
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Now, it's time to go.
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Well, uh, mr. Wheeler,
I was just thinkin'...
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It's too bad
I'm leaving town.
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I noticed some
Loose shingles
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On your roof that
Sure need fixing.
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Well, now, I'm glad
You did notice that.
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It's gonna leak
Somethin' terrible
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Next time we have a storm.
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It's too bad
We don't have
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A fella like you
Around to fix it.
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Now, you know,
If I do say so myself
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Roofing's one
Of my specialties.
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Good, then you'll do it.
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I declare, mr. Wheeler
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I don't know how
We got along without you.
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Well, I'll get at that roof
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The first thing
In the morning.
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If you'll excuse me
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I'll get myself
Some shut-eye.
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A little shut-eye helps.
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Oh, by the way...
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Do you mind if I park
My truck in your driveway?
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Well, help yourself.
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Where you gonna
Get this shut-eye?
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In the back of my truck.
Good night.
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Mr. Wheeler, do you sleep
In the back of your truck?
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Oh, it's not
As bad as that.
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I have a sleeping bag
And it's quite comfortable.
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I just lie there
And count the stars.
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Older folks don't
Do that, you know.
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00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,174
Good night.
259
00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:35,375
Oh, mr. Wheeler...
260
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,945
Andy, we can't
Let mr. Wheeler sleep
261
00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,680
Out there in the damp air
262
00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:42,349
When we've got
A perfectly good guest room.
263
00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:43,684
Aunt bee's right,
Mr. Wheeler.
264
00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,686
No, no, no, I
Couldn't do it.
265
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:48,121
No. Now, we won't
Take no for a answer.
266
00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,991
Well, it's hard to say
No to folks like you.
267
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,092
I humbly accept.
268
00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:52,960
Good.
269
00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,963
Good. Come on,
Let me show you the room.
270
00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,368
Oh, mr. Wheeler?
271
00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,671
Breakfast is at 7:00.
272
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,138
Oh, by the way,
273
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,374
You wouldn't have an extra
Alarm clock, would ya?
274
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,677
If breakfast is
Anything like supper
275
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:12,245
I don't want to take any
Chances on being late.
276
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:17,050
Good night, miss bee.
277
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,319
You're a kind woman.
278
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,897
Well, morning, mr. Wheeler.
279
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,299
Anxious to get
Right to it, are you?
280
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,668
Just can't wait
To get started.
281
00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,403
Well, it's a good day for it.
282
00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,404
( groans )
283
00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:38,706
What's the matter?
284
00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,007
Nothing.
It's nothing at all.
285
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,975
It's just a touch
Of lumbago.
286
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:42,910
I'll be all right.
287
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:45,879
Well, maybe you oughta
Come down from there.
288
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,147
No. I'll be all right.
289
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,148
Now, mr. Wheeler
290
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:51,819
I want you to come down
From up there right now.
291
00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,220
Well, if you say so.
292
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,955
Here. Let me take that.
293
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,256
Darn back of mine.
294
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:59,359
Just when I was itchin'
To start shinglin'.
295
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,228
Is there anything
I can do for you?
296
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,296
I would appreciate it,
If you don't mind
297
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,033
If you can carry
The shingles up
On the roof for me
298
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,167
I can take over.
299
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,036
Well, of course.
I'll be glad to.
300
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,303
I hate to put you
To that trouble.
301
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,872
That's no trouble.
302
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,077
Not bad, andy. Not bad.
303
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:54,481
Gonna have to straighten
Out that top row a little.
304
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,417
I'll take over.
305
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,227
Here we are.
306
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,863
Oh, man, don't that
Lemonade look good?
307
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,799
No. This is for mr. Wheeler.
308
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:14,734
He's been working
On that hot roof all day.
309
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,306
Dear lady.
310
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,182
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
311
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,885
Just hits the spot.
312
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,139
Mr. Wheeler, don't
Make me laugh.
313
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,274
Who makes up
Those jokes anyway?
314
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,009
Oh, andy, you're still up.
315
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:58,245
Oh, I was just
Reading the paper.
316
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,848
Sounds like you all
Had a big evening.
317
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,582
It was sure
A nice picture.
318
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,917
After the picture
319
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,286
Aunt bee showed me
Downtown mayberry.
320
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,120
Well...
321
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,957
Then we had a couple
Of ice cream sodas
322
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,391
And now we're back home.
323
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,894
Hope I didn't keep
Her out too late.
324
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,296
Oh, well, now, you did have
A big evening, didn't you?
325
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,431
We sure did.
326
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,001
I could see that cartoon
Again and again.
327
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:30,844
Well, I guess all good things
Have to come to an end.
328
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,146
I just want you folks to know
329
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:36,349
That I'll remember
These last few days
330
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,385
For an awful long time.
331
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,587
It sounds like
You're going someplace.
332
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,955
At this hour?
333
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,623
No, now,
I've put you out enough.
334
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,159
My work is finished,
There's no reason to stay.
335
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:53,166
Uh...Mr. Wheeler,
I was just studying.
336
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,434
With you still here
337
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,436
Why, it don't
Make much sense
338
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,438
For me to call
In a painter,
339
00:13:58,471 --> 00:13:59,639
And that fixed-up roof
340
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,109
Makes our front
Porch look a sight.
341
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,945
You know, it's odd
You should've mentioned that.
342
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,547
I just happen to have
A new brush in the truck.
343
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,581
No, you don't.
344
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:09,616
Yes, I do.
345
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,018
You'll have to paint it then.
346
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,920
I'll be glad to.
347
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,354
( laughing )
348
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,655
Well, if I'm going
To get started
349
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,157
Painting that porch
In the morning
350
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,491
I better get me
A little shut-eye.
351
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:22,429
If you folks
Will excuse me.
352
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,264
( laughing )
353
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,033
What is it?
354
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,035
You know, I was just thinking.
355
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,437
I stopped by
To spray a few roses
356
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,439
You folks won't let me leave.
357
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,443
Good night.
358
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,578
Good night, mr. Wheeler.
359
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,949
Hey, you know...
360
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,151
Something just come to me.
361
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:47,187
Didn't we have
That porch painted
362
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,189
Just a few months ago?
363
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,958
Why, I forgot that.
364
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:55,128
Yeah, maybe I better tell
Mr. Wheeler just to forget it.
365
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:57,097
No, no, you can't do that.
366
00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:00,333
A second coat of paint
Never hurt anybody.
367
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,501
Oh, it didn't?
368
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:02,435
No.
369
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:05,438
Well, maybe we better
Paint everybody twice.
370
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,207
Oh, andy.
371
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,247
Well, good morning,
Mr. Wheeler.
372
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,382
How you feelin'?
373
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,584
Huh? Oh, I couldn't
Feel better.
374
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:20,020
See that cloud
Over yonder, andy?
375
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,021
Yeah?
376
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,623
Which one?
377
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,292
That one right through
The fork of the trees there.
378
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,626
Uh-huh.
379
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,461
Don't that look
Like a woman?
380
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,197
Yeah. It does a little.
381
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:33,100
Yeah. Clouds and women
Are a lot alike.
382
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,469
They're both there,
But we don't appreciate 'em.
383
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,271
Now, that cloud up there
384
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:41,541
It's giving us beauty,
But we're not thankful.
385
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,243
We don't have time.
386
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,412
It's the same with a woman.
387
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,180
They give us beauty.
388
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:51,318
Besides that, they work
And they cook and they clean
389
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,253
But we're not thankful.
390
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,188
We don't have time.
391
00:15:55,222 --> 00:16:00,627
Now, you take your aunt bee --
As fine a woman as ever lived.
392
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:04,631
Why shouldn't she be out
Enjoying today?
393
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,367
Maybe a picnic or something.
394
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,502
Nobody to take her.
395
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:15,142
Ah, well.
396
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:18,278
Mr. Wheeler, you know
What you said's right.
397
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,679
How's that?
398
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,481
Go get aunt bee and take her
Out on a little picnic.
399
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,216
I'll paint the porch.
400
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,517
I got some time.
401
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,153
I couldn't do that.
402
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,156
No. What you said
Is absolutely right
403
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,024
And I insist on it.
404
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:38,031
Andy, you're a fine man.
405
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,273
Paw?
406
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,574
Hmm?
407
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:50,077
I thought mr. Wheeler
Was gonna paint the porch.
408
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:50,977
He was.
409
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,813
He sure don't seem
To be doing it, though.
410
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,584
Well, I expect he's got his mind
On a few other things.
411
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,605
Hey, andy.
412
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,273
Here's the
Afternoon mail.
413
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:21,341
Oh, hi, george.
414
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,210
Anything interesting
In there?
415
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,277
No. Just the usual.
416
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,146
Say, andy
417
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,747
You ain't fixin' to sell
Your house, are you?
418
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,150
No. We're just
Sprucin' it up a little.
419
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,452
Well, I wish you'd do a fella
A favor and take it easy.
420
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,454
You're gonna get
Us men in trouble
421
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:37,290
Doing all that roofin',
And paintin' and gardenin'.
422
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,692
The missus has been
After me to do some work.
423
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,562
You ought to do a little work
Every once in a while.
424
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,731
It's easy for you.
You got a handyman.
425
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,399
Oh, hi, mr. Wheeler.
426
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,168
Hi, andy.
427
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,636
I'm just on my way down
To the hardware store
428
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,638
To pick up
A little chicken wire.
429
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,506
'fraid I'm gonna need
A little money.
430
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,243
Oh, sure, sure.
Let's see here.
431
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,310
That be enough?
432
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,645
Oh, that'll be fine.
433
00:17:58,678 --> 00:17:59,846
Yeah. That's good.
434
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,114
Oh, excuse me.
435
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,649
This is henry wheeler.
436
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,284
He's been helping us
Around the place.
437
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,485
Mr. Wheeler,
George bricker.
438
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,220
Howdy.
439
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,621
It's a pleasure
To make your acquaintance.
440
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:09,456
Well, I'll see you later.
441
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,758
I'll see you this evening,
Mr. Wheeler.
442
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,528
That's funny.
443
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,430
Hmm? What is?
444
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:20,133
You say this wheeler's
A professional handyman?
445
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,468
Yeah. Works all over.
446
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,537
Last I believe he worked
Over at mt. Pilot. Why?
447
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,239
Well, I was just thinking.
448
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:29,876
If he's a professional handyman,
How come his hands are so soft?
449
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,244
They are?
450
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,246
Yeah, I noticed it
When we shook hands.
451
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,247
Yeah?
452
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,183
Yeah.
453
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:39,919
Well, I got to go now.
See you later, andy.
454
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,389
Yeah. I'll see you, george.
455
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,666
Uh, sarah?
456
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:57,270
Get me sheriff mitchell
Over at mt. Pilot, will you?
457
00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:02,609
You mean "Gold brick" wheeler?
Handyman?
458
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,278
( laughing )
459
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:08,348
He's handy
With everything but his hands.
460
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,683
Moved in on the gradys and
Stayed for just about a week!
461
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,753
Well, uh, uh, tell me about him.
462
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:17,290
Well, while mary
Was waitin' on him hand and foot
463
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:20,893
Her poor brother bill was
Working himself to a frazzle.
464
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,796
Oh, yes, sir,
He's a handyman all right --
465
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,865
Handy with the ladies, that is.
466
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,635
Yes, sir,
Passes out the compliments
467
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:32,305
And when he's good and
Well-fed, he just moves on.
468
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:35,708
Say, andy, he wouldn't
Be paying you a visit
469
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,944
And pulling that stuff on you?
470
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,779
Oh, of course not.
471
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:43,783
I got a whole lot
Too much smart for that.
472
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,652
Well, much obliged.
473
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,463
Bee says you can
Wash up now, andy.
474
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:59,266
We'll have supper ready
In a few minutes.
475
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,734
Mr. Wheeler...
476
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,736
What can I do
For you, andy?
477
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,706
Oh...
You done enough.
478
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,875
Glad to. Glad to.
479
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,710
I just wanted to tell
You how happy I am
480
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:14,381
That you and aunt bee
Hit it off so good...
481
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,783
Uncle henry.
482
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:19,919
Uncle henry?
483
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,255
Well, I let that slip, didn't I?
484
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:26,326
But everything's going along
So good between you and aunt bee
485
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,429
I guess it's just
A matter of time, ain't it?
486
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:30,930
Huh?
487
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,733
Yeah. You're a mighty lucky man,
Uncle henry.
488
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,002
You won't find
A nicer, sweeter woman
489
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,471
In the whole county
Than my aunt bee.
490
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,573
Yeah.
491
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,542
Yeah.
492
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,478
Yeah. Now, you take good
Care of her, you hear?
493
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,747
I don't know what
I'd do to anybody
494
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,349
That hurt my aunt bee.
495
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,753
I don't blame you, andy.
496
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,390
Oh, by the way
497
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,426
Are you figurin' on
A big wedding...
498
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:00,327
( gun cocks )
499
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,062
Or just a small affair
With a few friends?
500
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,931
To tell you the truth
501
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:08,067
I hadn't given it
Much thought yet.
502
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,603
Aunt bee:
Supper's ready!
503
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,542
Well, there's, uh...
There's no hurry
504
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:18,711
But it'd be kinda nice
If you'd mention it to aunt bee
505
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,713
Sometime tonight.
506
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,615
We got to make our plans.
507
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,453
Sure. Sure, andy.
508
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:28,821
You go on in,
509
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:31,724
And I'll be in
In a couple of minutes.
510
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:58,485
Supper's on the table.
511
00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,820
Where's mr. Wheeler?
512
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:04,357
Uh, he had to leave, um...
513
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:06,092
Sudden-like.
514
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,764
He's gone?
515
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:15,001
Yeah, he just up and left...
516
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:18,671
Just like that.
517
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:22,442
He just left?
518
00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:26,012
But he didn't even wait
For his supper.
519
00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:30,783
Could've at least
Said good-bye.
520
00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:32,519
Well...
521
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:36,656
I guess that's how it is
With these drifters.
522
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,926
They just get the urge
And they go.
523
00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:44,864
Pity they're so restless...
524
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:48,668
Unable to stay
In one place for long.
525
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:54,040
They miss so much.
526
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:05,652
Well, what are we
Standing here talking for?
527
00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:08,154
Let's go in
And have our supper.
528
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,507
Morning, ma'am!
529
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:28,475
Good morning!
530
00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:30,209
Would you be needing
Some knives sharpened?
531
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,111
Or scissors --
I do fine cutlery work.
532
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:34,113
You have an umbrella
That needs mending?
533
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,015
I do that, too.
534
00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:40,052
Do you? I have an umbrella
The handle keeps coming off.
535
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,521
I can take
Care of it.
536
00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:43,456
My bread knife is
Getting a little dull.
537
00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:46,158
Well, good,
I'll get to work on it.
538
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:47,760
Oh, say, is it all right
539
00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:50,463
If I park beside your house
In the shade?
540
00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:54,000
Then it'll be nice and cool when
I eat my lunch in the truck.
541
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:56,536
Oh?
Ma'am?
542
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:58,237
You eat your lunch
In the truck?
543
00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,972
Yes, ma'am. Why?
544
00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:01,908
Well, I was just thinking
Instead of
545
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,743
Eating your lunch
Dry like that,
546
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,545
Wouldn't you be
More comfortable
547
00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:07,947
At the table having a proper
Meal and some warm --
548
00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:14,521
On second thought, I don't think
I'll need that work done at all.
549
00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:16,823
Huh?
The umbrella handle
Doesn't come off that often,
550
00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:20,192
And my bread knife cuts just
Fine -- thank you just the same!
551
00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:21,628
Good day.
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