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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard.
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Also starring don knotts.
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[ honking horn ]
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Any luck?
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I can't budge her.
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Doggone it, thelma lou,
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If your cousin
Just met andy once,
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I know she'd like him.
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I know it.
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But karen says
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That she didn't come all
The way from arkansas
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For man-hunting.
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She's here on a vacation
And that's that.
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Have you spoken to andy?
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Well, no.
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To tell you the truth,
I'm afraid to.
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Afraid to? Why?
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Well, andy says
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He's been burned by me
And them blind dates.
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When was that?
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Oh, once I got him to go out
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With this girl visiting
From detroit-- melinda kiefer.
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So what if she had fat knees
And talked a lot.
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It was just a date.
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That was just once?
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Well, no-- another time
I arranged a date with a girl
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That he claims looked
Just like benjamin franklin.
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He's kind of lost faith
In me and blind dates
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And I know what'll happen
If I bring it up.
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But you know what
Karen looks like.
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Barney, there's only
One way to do this
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And that's just
Throw 'em together.
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Well, how'll we do that?
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Well, I'll just happen
To get karen
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Over to the coffee shop
Around 3:00
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And you just happen to get andy
Over there around 3:00.
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A-and let nature
Do the rest, huh?
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That's right.
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That's a good idea.
Let's do that.
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But barney, be careful
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How you maneuver
Andy over there.
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Don't even hint that
It's to meet my cousin.
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Are you kidding?
I know just how I'll work it.
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I'll say, "Andy..."
You know, real casual-like...
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"How about going out
And getting a cup of coffee?"
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He'll say, "What for?"
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And I'll say,
"Just to relax and talk."
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Then he'll probably say "Why
Can't we do that here?"
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And I'll say, "Let's get away
From the office for a while."
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And he'll keep
Thinking up excuses
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And I'll keep
Giving him reasons.
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Before he knows it,
He'll be there.
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Good.
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Don't worry-- you're talking
To "Subtle" barney fife.
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He won't know
What's happening to him.
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[ clears throat ]
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Hey, and?
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Hmm?
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What do you say we mosey
Over to the coffee shop
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And have a little cup
Of coffee, huh?
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What for?
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Oh, just to... Relax and talk.
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We can do that here.
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Yeah, but, uh, you know
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Sort of get away from the office
For a little while.
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Well, what for?
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[ clears throat ]
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Well, uh...
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Andy... Let's go over
To the coffee shop
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And have
A cup of coffee.
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Why?
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To meet thelma lou's cousin
From arkansas!
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What?
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Thelma lou's cousin
Is in town from arkansas.
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I promised I'd get you
To the coffee shop at 3:00
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And if I don't,
Thelma lou'll be mad at me.
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Okay.
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It ain't often I ask you
To do me a favor,
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But the one time I do
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You'd think you'd be
A little more cooperative.
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All I ask is
A simple thing...
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Where are you going?
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Over to the coffee shop
To meet thelma lou's cousin.
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You coming?
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You son of a gun.
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You was goin' to do it
All the time, wasn't you?
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Give me the sugar,
Will ya, andy?
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Help yourself.
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No kidding.
Wait'll you see her.
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She's really attractive.
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That's what you
Said about benjie.
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Benjie?
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The one that looked like
Benjamin franklin.
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Oh, no, no, really, this
One's really attractive.
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Ooh-ooh-oh, for heaven's
Sake, look who's here.
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It's thelma lou and
Her attractive cousin.
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Well, for goodness' sake,
Look who's here--
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Barney and andy!
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Imagine running
Into you two.
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Yeah, this is
A surprise, isn't it?
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Well, it certainly is.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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You two haven't met,
Have you?
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Karen,
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This is
Sheriff taylor.
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Andy, meet my cousin--
Karen worth.
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Hello.
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How are you?
Nice to see you.
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Thank you.
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Say, as long as
We're all here together,
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Why don't we take a booth?
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Hey, that's a peach
Of an idea, thelma lou.
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All right.
Let's do that.
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Come on, karen.
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Well, obviously these two have a
Lot to talk about,
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So let's, uh, go outside.
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Barney...
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I've got shopping to do.
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Well, I'll drive you.
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Barney...
Thelma lou...
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Do you get
The fleetin' feelin'
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That we're being
Thrown together?
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Well, the thought did
Sort of enter my head.
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Yeah. Barney's
About as subtle
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As a pig squealing
For his supper.
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If you'd rather not...
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Oh, no...
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As a matter of fact,
I rather would.
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Besides, you know, they've
Gone to so much trouble
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To get us together,
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I'm afraid it'd
Break their hearts
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If they thought
They'd failed.
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Yeah.
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Do you think we ought
To get married
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Before or after the coffee?
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Well, I believe in long
Engagements myself,
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So let's make it after.
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After.
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[ laughs ]
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[ door opens ]
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Well? Well? Huh?
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Well?
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Well? Yeah? Yeah?
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Well?
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Well, what?
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What happened?
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What happened?
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What happened?
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What happened when?
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At the coffee shop.
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At the coffee shop?
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Between you and karen.
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Oh, oh, oh...
We had coffee.
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And? And? And? And?
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And what?
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Well, what happened
After you had the coffee?
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We got married.
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Oh, good! I knew
You two'd--
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You got married?
Aw, come on, andy.
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Boy, you're funny,
You are.
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You ought to go
On the radio
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And be an all-night
Disc jockey.
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At least then
I could turn you off.
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Now, simmer down, barney.
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You'll be happy to know
That we hit it off just fine
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And we got a date
For tomorrow.
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No kidding!
What are you going to do?
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Where are you going
To take her?
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Picture show?
A dance?
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Maybe you'll go
For a nice, long drive, huh?
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As a matter of fact
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I figure on taking her
Out to finnegan flats
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And do a little
Crow-shooting.
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Yeah, finnegan flats...
Crow-shooting?!
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Oh, for crying
Out loud, andy!
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Now, barney...
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You call that a place
To take a woman?
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Boy, you're some lover.
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Well, it happens that
I had it all planned
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To go do a little
Crow-shooting
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And I asked her if she'd
Like to come along
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And she said fine.
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Course, if you
Think it's wrong
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I can call the
Whole thing off.
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No, no, no, I guess that's
All right for a starter.
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Just go right ahead
As planned.
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Go ahead as planned?
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Yeah.
Well, I appreciate that.
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Well, since you
Approve, then,
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I guess I'll go out and
Get some shotgun shells.
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Yeah, why don't you do that?
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[ sighs ]
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Looks like I'm going to have
To guide the kid all the way.
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You like him, huh?
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Mm-hmm.
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And you already
Made a date?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, that's wonderful.
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Where are you going?
Movies? Dancing?
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Or just a drive
In the moonlight?
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We're going out
To shoot crows.
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Shoot crows?!
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Why not? You know me
When it comes to shooting.
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I couldn't be more pleased.
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Then you told him
You're a skeet champion?
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No, dear.
It didn't come up.
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But it probably will tomorrow.
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But crow-shooting?
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Well, we'll just get
Everything here.
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Here, let me help you with
Some of these things.
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Oh, no, we can't have you
Coming way off up here
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In the middle of the country
Carrying anything.
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Oh, for crying out loud.
I can carry something.
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Let me take the basket.
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Well, now, that thermos
Is leaking a little.
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Don't get anything on
That pretty dress.
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No, I won't.
Right over here.
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You know, andy,
This is some
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Of the prettiest country
I've ever seen.
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Yeah.
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See that rock right over there
That looks like an eagle?
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Oh, mm-hmm.
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Yeah, we call
That eagle rock.
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Oh, I see.
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Come on over here.
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All right.
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Now, this is a good
Place right here.
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Oh, this is fine.
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Yeah.
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And you...
Sit right down here
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On that stool right there.
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Andy, you don't have
To fuss over me like that.
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Well... There's usually
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Some pretty good
Crow-shooting around here.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah.
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I sure am glad
You could come along.
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I sure am glad you asked me.
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You like to watch shootin',
Do ya?
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I love it.
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Most women don't like
To be around shootin'.
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Well, that sure
Isn't true of me.
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Andy, you see --
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Cover your ears.
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[ gunshot ]
Andy, I...
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[ gunshot ]
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Huh.
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I missed him
Just the least little bit there.
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Yes, you sure did.
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I guess I wasn't
Leading him enough.
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Well, I'll get the next 'un.
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Sure, you will.
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Cover your ears.
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[ gunshots ]
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I had the gun right on him.
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I'm gonna have to get me
Some new sights.
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Mm.
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I hope this noise
Didn't bother you.
261
00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,070
No.
262
00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,739
I'm getting used to it.
263
00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,941
You sure do get used
To things fast
264
00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:34,842
Don't you?
265
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,611
You know, I-I always
Did think this was...
266
00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:38,946
This was pretty country
267
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,214
But... If you'll
Excuse me a-saying it
268
00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:44,051
You sure do make it look
A whole lot prettier.
269
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:47,020
Thank you, andy.
270
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:54,261
You, an expert with a gun,
Didn't even get to shoot?
271
00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,196
Didn't you tell him?
272
00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,298
I tried to
Two or three times,
273
00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,801
But I just never
Got around to it.
274
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,235
Besides, it didn't matter.
275
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,671
No?
276
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,305
No, it wasn't necessary.
277
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:08,375
I liked the day
Just as it was.
278
00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:11,945
He didn't treat me
Like a crack shot.
279
00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,281
He treated me
Like a lady.
280
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,116
And I liked it.
281
00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,851
Really?
282
00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:21,321
What's more, I'm going to his
House for supper tonight.
283
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,223
Wonderful!
284
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,695
Well, what are you doing?
285
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:30,297
I'm going to call barney
And give him a progress report.
286
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,210
Well? Well? Well?
287
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,211
Well, what?
288
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,079
What happened
With you and karen?
289
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,348
You know what happened
With me and karen.
290
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:49,883
I took her crow-shootin'.
291
00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,118
I know you did.
And...?
292
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,219
We had a good time.
293
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,687
You did?
294
00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,723
Very nice.
Very, very, very nice.
295
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,958
I knew you would,
I just knew you would.
296
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,227
You think maybe you
And karen might, uh...
297
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,696
[ whistling "Wedding march" ]
298
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:03,997
Whoa, no, no.
299
00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:06,700
Now, no, it's a little
Too early for that.
300
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:07,935
Well...
301
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,970
I'll have to talk
To her a little bit.
302
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,905
Find out a little
Bit about her.
303
00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,974
Oh, I talked
To her a little.
304
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,076
Found out a little
Bit about her.
305
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:19,146
And then tonight when I
Have her over for supper...
306
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,814
Supper, good, good.
307
00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:23,116
After supper we'll go
In the livin' room.
308
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:26,119
Me and aunt bee will talk
To her a little bit more.
309
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,921
See how she measures up.
310
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,724
But so far she measures up
Pretty good, huh?
311
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,960
Oh, you better know it.
312
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,962
[ laughing ]
313
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,767
More coffee,
Miss karen?
314
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,034
No, thank you,
Aunt bee.
315
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,170
Maybe you'd like to get up
From the table
316
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,404
And go in yonder?
317
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:45,973
That'd be fine.
318
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,474
All right.
Come on, op.
319
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,877
Well, thank you,
Gentlemen.
320
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,444
Opie, maybe
You better go up
321
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,280
And get ready
To go to bed, huh?
322
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,447
Okay.
323
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,183
All right.
324
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,417
[ clears throat ]
325
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,952
Sit down here.
326
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,287
Paw?
327
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,822
Huh?
328
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,757
Can miss karen
Read me a story?
329
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,358
Opie, I'd love to.
330
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,494
Opie, your paw and I'd like
To talk with miss karen.
331
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,296
She'll do it another time.
332
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:10,898
Maybe she'll
Come again.
333
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,966
Sure hope so.
She's nice.
334
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,068
Thank you, opie.
335
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,137
Good night.
Good night, paw.
336
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,772
Sleep tight.
Okay.
337
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,040
Good night, aunt bee.
338
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,975
Good night.
See you in the mornin'.
339
00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,878
Okay.
340
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,014
Good night, opie,
And pleasant dreams.
341
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,481
Okay.
342
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,086
He sure is a cute little guy,
Isn't he?
343
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,487
Oh, we're proud of him.
344
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:35,956
Uh...
345
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,925
Do you like little boys?
346
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,359
Oh, I love 'em,
347
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:42,462
Especially when they're
As cute as that one.
348
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,364
Oh, well, much obliged.
349
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:47,500
Aunt bee, that was as
Good a gooseberry pie
350
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,402
As I ever put
In my mouth.
351
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,938
Karen, maybe
You'd like
352
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,205
Another piece
Of pie?
353
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,074
Oh, no.
No, I couldn't, really.
354
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,843
I just ate too much dinner.
355
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,510
[ chuckling ]
356
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,312
Do you bake pies
Yourself?
357
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,413
Yes, I do.
358
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,481
Not gooseberry?
359
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,984
Oh, yes.
Not as good as aunt bee's.
360
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,953
You know, that's
Andy's favorite.
361
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,120
Oh, really?
362
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,822
That's a mystery
I'm readin'.
363
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,023
Oh, really?
364
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,258
You like 'em?
365
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,193
I love 'em--
The scarier, the better.
366
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,394
Oh, ain't it
A sight?
367
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:15,963
Uh...
Do you like music?
368
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:16,997
Yes, I do.
369
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,832
Andy, play us
A little something.
370
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,033
Oh, aunt bee...
371
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,534
I'm sure
Karen would love it.
372
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,036
Oh, well...
373
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,271
Oh, now, go on.
374
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,605
Oh, aunt bee,
375
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,075
She don't want to hear
This old country guitar.
376
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,977
He plays
And he sings well, too.
377
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,879
Well, it's not good,
But it's loud.
378
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,947
I'd really love
To hear something.
379
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,516
Well, let me sit over here,
Close to the crowd.
380
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:37,951
All right.
381
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,987
Well, now, let's see.
What'll I play?
382
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,388
Play something
Lively.
383
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,523
Pick a little of
"Sourwood mountain."
384
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,958
I know that one.
385
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,159
You do?
386
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,861
Yeah, well,
Parts of it.
387
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,997
* chickens grow
On old sourwood mountain *
388
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,564
* hey, de-ole, de-littlum day *
389
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:52,799
* so many pretty girls,
I can't count 'em *
390
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,534
* so many pretty girls,
I can't count 'em *
391
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,403
* hey, de-ole, de-littlum day *
392
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,872
* old man, old man,
I want your daughter *
393
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,340
* old man, old man,
I want your daughter *
394
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,474
* hey, de-ole, de-littlum day *
395
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,575
* bake me bread
And tote me water *
396
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,945
* bake me bread
And tote me water *
397
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,246
* hey, de-ole, de-littlum day *
398
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,915
* my true love's
A blue-eyed daisy *
399
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,416
* my true love's
A blue-eyed daisy *
400
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,018
* hey, de-ole, de-littlum day *
401
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,552
* if I don't get her,
I'll go crazy *
402
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,387
* if I don't get her,
I'll go crazy *
403
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,357
* hey, de-ole,
De-littlum day... *
404
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,996
Barney!
405
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,898
Oh, thelma,
Have I got news for you.
406
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,233
What?
407
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,935
Baby, you and I
Have done it.
408
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,402
What?
409
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,604
We have just sent a romantic
Spaceship into orbit.
410
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,640
You mean andy and karen?
411
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,142
How wonderful.
412
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,410
Yeah. I just had a
Long talk with the boy
413
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,279
And he is pleased,
Very pleased.
414
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,480
Isn't that nice?
415
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,149
Hi, barney.
416
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,151
What are you two
Goin' on about?
417
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,954
Well, ma'am, I don't know
If you realize it or not
418
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,089
But you have hooked
A mighty big fish.
419
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,390
I what?
420
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,692
I guess it's no secret,
So I'll tell ya--
421
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,229
Karen,
You have passed muster.
422
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,631
Barney, don't you
Have to go?
423
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,033
No, I ain't in no rush.
424
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,434
Passed muster?
425
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,070
What do you
Mean by that?
426
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,571
Well...
427
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,306
Karen and I
Have things to do.
428
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,707
Why don't
We meet you later?
429
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,943
No, wait a minute.
Go ahead, barney.
430
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,145
Well, andy likes you.
He likes you a lot.
431
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:13,713
Told me so this mornin'.
432
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:17,317
Told me all about last night
And how well you two hit it off
433
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,685
What all you had
In common--
434
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,053
You like singin'
435
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,721
And being able to
Make gooseberry pie
436
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,090
And likin' children.
437
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,492
You answered every question
Just right.
438
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,195
I did? You mean, I
Was being auditioned?
439
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,197
Yeah.
440
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,299
Barney, why don't you
Go on patrol?
441
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,667
I want to tell karen everything.
No, this is important.
442
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,303
Karen,
443
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,438
Andy wanted to find
Out all about you
444
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,739
And he sure did.
445
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,009
And he likes what he found out.
446
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,510
You're a lucky girl.
447
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,145
Oh, I know.
448
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,114
[ phone rings ]
449
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,584
Hello?
450
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,386
Why, hello, andy.
451
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,089
Karen?
She's right here.
452
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,591
Andy wants to talk to you.
453
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,560
Lucky me.
454
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,231
Hello?
455
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,598
Tomorrow afternoon?
456
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,500
Well, I'm just
Thrilled to pieces
457
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,502
That you'd ask me
For a date, andy,
458
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,638
But I just won't
Be able to make it.
459
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,673
What? No, no, no, no.
460
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,109
Just a minute.
What is it?
461
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,677
I know what
He's invitin' you to,
462
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,312
And you can't
Turn him down.
463
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,513
Oh, I can't?
464
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,749
No, no. He wants you
To come to the skeet shoot
465
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,284
And you gotta come.
466
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,418
To the what?
467
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,287
The skeet shoot.
Don't you see?
468
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,655
He wants you to be there
469
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:32,092
So's he can show off in front
Of you with his shootin'.
470
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:35,162
That's as good as sayin'
You're number one with him.
471
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,397
Oh, I see.
472
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,731
I'm sorry, andy.
473
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:42,135
Uh, where was it you said
You wanted to take me?
474
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:47,674
Oh... Well, of course,
I just love shooting.
475
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,577
I wouldn't miss it for
Anything in the world.
476
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,182
Man: pull.
477
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,549
[ gunshot ]
478
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,650
Pull.
479
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,052
[ gunshot ]
480
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,487
Missed them both, andy.
481
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,655
Yeah, he's shootin'
Behind them.
482
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,691
This contest is going to
Be a shoo-in for you.
483
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,293
Well, I don't know.
484
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,527
Are you kidding?
485
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,162
You seen that
Miserable shootin'.
486
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,730
Ain't no way
For you to lose.
487
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,732
You're gonna win
That big cup easy, paw.
488
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,167
Well...
489
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,735
Man: pull.
490
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,304
[ gunshot ]
491
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,373
Pull.
492
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,608
[ gunshot ]
493
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,111
Missed again.
That wraps them up.
494
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:27,680
On the firin' line next:
Sheriff andy taylor.
495
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,083
Wish me luck.
496
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,751
Where's karen?
497
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,353
Huh?
498
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,557
Shootin' against sheriff taylor
499
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,859
Is miss karen moore.
500
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,794
[ crowd murmurs ]
501
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,838
Karen, what are you
Doing here?
502
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,341
They told me that anyone
Could enter the contest
503
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,109
So I entered.
504
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,877
But this is a skeet shoot.
505
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,812
Why, you'll hurt your ears.
506
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,714
What's your cousin tryin' to do?
507
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,716
Why don't we just watch and see?
508
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,453
Announcer: lead-off man
Will be sheriff taylor.
509
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,122
All right, andy, step up.
Let's go.
510
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,758
Man 2:
Come on, andy, you can do it.
511
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,560
Man 3:
You show 'em, sheriff.
512
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,664
Pull.
513
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,603
Pull.
514
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,808
Miss moore. Next, please.
515
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,378
It's still not too late
To back out, karen.
516
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,580
Ain't no use
To make a fool of yourself.
517
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,624
Pull.
518
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,361
Woman 1:
Good one, karen.
519
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:54,567
Pull.
520
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:58,938
She got 'em both.
She actually hit 'em.
521
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,608
My goodness, that girl
Can do everything.
522
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,476
Yeah, she can do everything.
523
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,515
Pull.
524
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,287
Pull.
525
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,458
I don't understand it.
526
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,727
The other day
When we was shootin' crows
527
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,629
You didn't even
Touch the gun.
528
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,831
Well, you didn't
Offer, remember?
529
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,600
I believe it's
Your turn, sheriff.
530
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,845
Pull.
531
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,656
Pull.
532
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,560
Man: miss.
What's the matter with paw?
He usually don't miss.
533
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,462
I'll tell ya
What's the matter --
534
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,729
It-it's a trick.
535
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,465
Andy's just
Throwin' the contest
536
00:19:58,498 --> 00:19:59,799
So's not to make her
Feel bad.
537
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,335
Why, andy wouldn't
Deliberately lose.
538
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,305
I'm surprised
At you, barney.
539
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:08,308
Losin' to a woman...
Jiminy.
540
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:11,278
It's the end of an era.
541
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,779
Andy, please.
542
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:17,517
Folks, this is the final pair
Of doubles.
543
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,587
Pull.
544
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,523
Miss.
545
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,724
Miss moore, please.
546
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,260
[ crowd murmurs ]
547
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:29,028
Woman 2:
She's wonderful, isn't she?
548
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,597
Man 4:
She's good.
549
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,269
Pull.
550
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,906
Final score:
551
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,309
23 hits for
Sheriff taylor
552
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:45,312
25 for miss moore--
A perfect score.
553
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,848
[ crowd applauds ]
554
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,052
Quiet! Quiet!
555
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,288
Quiet! Settle down!
556
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,056
Here you are,
Miss moore...
557
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,858
And congratulations.
558
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,461
That was mighty
Good shootin'.
559
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:04,864
[ crowd cheers ]
560
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,999
Well, I'll see
You later, andy.
561
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,502
Congratulations.
Carry that for ya?
562
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,870
I'll take that.
563
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,639
You been
Humiliated enough.
564
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,973
Now, barney...
565
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,008
I hope you're satisfied,
Miss city slicker.
566
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,910
Tryin' to make a fool
Out of andy
567
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,512
In front of the whole town.
568
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:20,947
I was just tryin'
To show andy
569
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,549
How much we
Have in common.
570
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,717
You did want to know
All about me,
571
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,719
Didn't you?
Now you know.
572
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,488
But do you know somethin'?
573
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,391
I don't think I truly know
All there is to know about you.
574
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,360
Let's see, now--
Youlike music.
575
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,594
Well, I...
576
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,496
Do you like opera, modern,
Classical?
577
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,565
I couldn't...
And books--
578
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,099
Do you like fiction
Or nonfiction?
579
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,034
Who's your favorite
American author?
580
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,471
I, uh...
Oh, and please
581
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:45,872
Just tell me one thing:
582
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,074
Do you think
You could ever make a livin'
583
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:49,742
At anything besides sheriffin'?
584
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:52,679
I hope you don't mind my
Askin' you all these questions,
585
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,747
But these are things
I really have to know
586
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,449
So I can evaluate you properly.
587
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:57,784
You know, pass muster.
588
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,886
What are you tryin'
To do here?
589
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,421
It's all
Very simple.
590
00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,856
When mr. Taylor gave me
The thrill and honor
591
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:06,359
Of okaying me
As worthy of his attentions,
592
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,127
I thought
It would be awfully nice
593
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,463
If I could award him
The same thrill.
594
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,798
I'll tell you,
Mr. Taylor,
595
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,766
I'll consider all
Of your qualities
596
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,335
And I'll let you know
If you made the grade.
597
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:21,073
Well,
Of all the unmitigated gall.
598
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,775
Yep.
599
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,777
I sure had it.
600
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,413
You?
601
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:29,115
Everything that she dished out,
I had comin'.
602
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:32,051
Well, I don't even know
What's goin' on here.
603
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,821
Well, barney, let's
Just put it like this:
604
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,857
I just come in second
In another contest--
605
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,993
The battle of the sexes.
606
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,829
Maybe second ain't so bad.
607
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,764
Hey, karen, wait up!
608
00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:58,778
I still can't get over it.
609
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,747
How come you didn't
Tell me you was
610
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,749
The woman skeet shooting
Champion of arkansas?
611
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:05,452
She wanted to, but you never
Let her get around to it.
612
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:07,887
Well, she sure told me
Good when she did.
613
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,889
I hope you weren't
Too angry, andy.
614
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,758
Of course not.
That's why I asked you
615
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,626
To come out and do a little
Target practice with us.
616
00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,194
I like to watch
A champion at work.
617
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,729
Don't you, barn?
618
00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:18,030
Yeah, sure.
619
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,032
I know how you are
With a shotgun,
620
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,901
But how are you
With a pistol?
621
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:24,471
Pretty good.
622
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,714
Wow!
623
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,684
Now, that's what I call some
Kind of fine shootin'!
624
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,952
Well, thank you, andy.
How about that, barn?
625
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:42,054
Yeah. Of course,
It ain't too difficult
626
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:45,157
When you're just standing there
Taking careful aim like that.
627
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:46,826
Of course,
It's another story
628
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,695
When you got to make
A quick draw.
629
00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,563
Show it to us, barney.
Show us a quick draw.
630
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:51,964
Please, barney.
Yeah!
631
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:53,566
You ought to see.
Yeah.
632
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,535
Real good?
Yeah.
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