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( whistling sprightly tune )
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronnie howard.
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Also starring don knotts.
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* when john henry
Was a little baby *
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* sittin' on
His mammy's knee *
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* give one long and loud
And lonesome wail *
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* says, the hammer'll be
The death of me, lord, lord *
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* the hammer'll be
The death of me *
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* john henry says
To his shaker *
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* well, shaker,
Why don't you pray? *
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* if my hammer miss
This little piece of steel *
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* tomorrow'll be your
Buryin' day, lord, lord *
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* tomorrow'll
Be your buryin' day *
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Now, that ought to make
You feel better, otis.
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Oh, that was just fine, andy.
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Thanks.
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Oh, mornin', barn.
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Andy's singing now.
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Barney, play one
On your harmonica.
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What is this,
A jail or a nightclub?
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Is he sober
Enough to leave?
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I don't know -- otis, you feel
Up to facing the world?
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Yeah, but I don't know
If the world's up to facing me.
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( laughing )
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All right, all right.
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How about
Clearing out, huh?
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Sure. Sure, barney, sure.
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Don't go away mad, otis.
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Want another cup of coffee?
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Oh, better not, andy.
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Thanks for letting me
Sleep it off, though.
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That's okay.
Behave yourself, now.
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Oh, I will. I will.
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I'll see you, otis.
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Bye-bye.
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Barney, you was
A might sharp to ol' otis.
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Something ailing you
This morning?
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No, nothing's
Ailing me this morning.
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Ohh, you're as touchy
As a old settin' hen.
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I know
What'll perk you up.
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Get a cup of coffee.
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I'll sing "The wreck
Of the old 97" for you.
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Like the fella says,
"Music hath charms."
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You call them
Dippy songs music?
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Well, they're folk music.
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Kinda like true stories
Set to tunes is what they are.
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If somebody
Does something brave
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Why not sing about it?
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Besides, you always
Liked them before.
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Well, I don't
Like them now.
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They're hick songs
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And this
Is a hick town
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And I'm a hick deputy
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Doing a hick job
In a hick jail!
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Barney,
Set down right there.
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Now, suppose you tell me
What brought this on?
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Have you seen that new
State police building
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Over at mount pilot?
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No, not yet.
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Andy, we are so far
Behind the times
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It is pitiful!
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Why, we don't even have
A radio dispatcher
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Nor a crime lab
Nor a fingerprint file
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Or a teletype machine
Or a radar.
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We don't even have
A hee-lee-o-copter.
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Well, we ain't got
Guided missiles either
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But I doubt
If we need them.
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Now, barney, you get
This way every now and then.
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It -- it's just...
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Oh, uh... Oh, andy?
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Mornin', mayor.
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Meet our sheriff--
Andy taylor.
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Andy, this is
Mr. Fred jenkins of the f.B.I.
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Nice to meet you, sir.
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My pleasure,
Sheriff taylor.
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This is my deputy,
Barney fife.
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Barney.
F.B.I.
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Yes, sir, these are
The two men responsible.
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What'd we do?
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Yeah, responsible for what?
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The rate of crime
Here in mayberry.
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And, I told you we
Needed new equipment!
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Sir, we're working here under
Very primitive conditions.
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Why, we ain't even
Got a radio that --
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Barney, just a second.
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What about
Our rate of crime?
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It's the lowest
In the whole
Dad-blamed country.
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That's right -- the f.B.I.'s
Latest survey shows mayberry
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To be the most crime-free
Community in the united states.
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On behalf of mr. Hoover
And the entire bureau
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Congratulations.
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Well, I'll be dogged
And from mr. Hoover.
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Old j. Edgar himself.
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We better come over here
And talk about this.
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That's quite an honor,
You know that, barney?
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The chief has
Sent me down here
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To observe firsthand
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Just how you achieved
This wonderful record.
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Well, first off,
I think the credit
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Ought to go where
It rightfully belongs.
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Now, andy,
You had just as much
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To do with it as I did.
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Well, I appreciate
That, barney
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But what I had in mind
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Was the folks
That live here.
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I think barney and me
Is just lucky
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To be peace officers
In a community
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Of law-abidin',
God-fearin' citizens.
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Why, about the most we
Have to do...
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Andy, you're going to be late
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For your barbershop
Appointment.
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I ain't got no
Barbershop appointment.
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That's a good idea, andy.
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You want to look good
For the press photographers.
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I'm afraid a certain
Amount of publicity
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Is inevitable,
Sheriff taylor.
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Well, mr. Jenkins, I wouldn't
Make too much out of this.
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Our sheriff's
A very modest man.
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That's one
Of your troubles, andy.
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You've always been too modest.
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You shouldn't
Be that way at all.
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Take a little credit
For the things you do.
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Yeah, I guess
That's the word
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That describes
Us best -- modest.
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As you can see
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We don't go in for fancy
Technical equipment here.
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We're just plain, simple men
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Fighting organized crime
With raw courage.
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Strong, determined,
Rugged, fearless...
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And modest.
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I think that's the word
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That describes us best, yes.
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Well, so just about then,
There come
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A jerk on my line that
Like to snatched me
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Right over the side
Of that boat.
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I says, "Hold on, barney,
We have done hooked us a whale."
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I'll bet
He was a catfish.
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No, sir.
He was a carp.
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Biggest thing I ever
Did lay eyes on.
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And don't you think I didn't
Have a fight on my hands.
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A carp?
Oh, they are fighters.
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Fighting fish.
Oh, I'll say.
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Yep, he's still in there.
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And you'll be
The first to interview him.
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Oh, I'm so thrilled
I'm getting a scoop.
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And meeting a real hero.
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The lowest crime rate
In the whole united states
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And he responsible.
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I'm telling you
The truth, floyd.
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That there was
The fightin'est critter
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I ever did tangle with.
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He wasn't about
To be caught.
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They're strong,
Those carps... And mean!
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"Well," I says
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"Mr. Carp, you
Have met your match."
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And then... Oh, how do?
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Well,
Mayor pike.
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Miss williamson
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This is sheriff
Andy taylor
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And our barber,
Floyd lawson.
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How do?
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How do you do?
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Miss williamson writes
For the newspaper
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Over at the
State capital.
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Perhaps you've
Read my column
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"Meandering
With margaret"?
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If you'll excuse me a second.
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I have something
To check up on.
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Well, please do go on
With that thrilling exploit
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You were telling
Mr. Lawson.
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Oh, well, uh, uh...
Where was I?
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Well, you were
Just saying
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"Mr. Carp,
You have met your match."
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Oh, yes.
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Well, old carp--
He didn't think so.
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No?
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No. The closer
I come to
Pulling him in
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The scrappier
He got.
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Finally, I just
Reached down
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And picked up a ax
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And, wham, right
Between the eyes.
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You struck him with an ax?
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The blunt side
To stun him.
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Oh, they're tough,
Those carps!
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Oh, I tell you!
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What did you do then?
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I strung him up and had my
Picture took with him.
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You strung him up
Right then and there?
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Well, yes, ma'am.
There was a big oak tree
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With a good stout limb --
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Oh, I reckon seven,
Eight feet off the ground.
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I throwed a rope
Across it
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And pulled him up.
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And barney --
That's my deputy --
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He took my picture
Standing beside of him
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Grinning
From ear to ear.
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It took me about
All my strength I had
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To pull that carp up
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Where he cleared
The ground.
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They're big,
Those carps.
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I can't believe it.
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Well, I got
A picture here...
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Oh, no, no. Please.
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You killed him?
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Well, yes, ma'am.
Round these parts
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We figure we're
Doing folks a favor
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When we kill a carp.
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They're a awful nuisance.
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Pushy. They're awful pushy.
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Oh, nobody likes a carp.
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Well, all right, they may be
An undesirable element
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But good heavens.
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You can't just go around
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Killing them.
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How you getting along,
Miss williamson?
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Mayor pike,
Do you know
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That man killed a carp
In cold blood?
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Oh, I expect andy's
Killed many a carp.
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I hope he gets rid
Of a lot more of them.
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We just don't
Like them around here.
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Well! I'm going home
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Where this sort of thing
Could never happen.
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You mean you
Wouldn't kill a carp
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Where you come from?
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Of course not.
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Any more than
We'd kill a pike.
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Ooh!
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What's wrong with her?
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Huh! Well, that's
City folks for you.
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If they was to study,
They couldn't pick
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Two ornerier fish
To protect.
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Well, we got more important
Things to talk about.
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Now, mr. Jenkins thinks
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We ought to hold that
Celebration tomorrow night.
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What celebration?
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When we give you
And barney the medals!
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Medals? Now wait
A minute, mayor.
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You're blowing
This thing
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Way out of proportion.
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You're getting folks
All stirred up
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Over something that
Ain't that important.
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Well, I'd call it important--
Wouldn't you, floyd?
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Well, I sure would --
I'm stirred up
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And I don't even
Know what it is.
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Paw, I just heard.
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Heard what?
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Gee, paw, you're a real hero.
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Every kid in school
Says to thank you.
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Thank me? For what?
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The principal
Declared a holiday
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'cause you and barney
Are being honored.
253
00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,203
You gettin' a medal, paw?
254
00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:58,105
No, son, I'm not.
255
00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,673
Yes, you are, andy.
256
00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:02,209
I've already told ray watson
To get started with them.
257
00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:03,844
Well, you just tell him
To get unstarted.
258
00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,846
There ain't nobody gonna
Pin a medal on me
259
00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,114
For something
I didn't do.
260
00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,349
But you did do it.
261
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,851
Did what?
262
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,119
What did he do?
263
00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:14,622
Now, mayor, I'm gonna
Tell you one more time.
264
00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,323
Barney and me
Is just lucky.
265
00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,091
And we don't want
Any fussin'.
266
00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,661
Now, I know I speak
For barney when I say
267
00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,295
We don't
Want any medals.
268
00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:25,633
Ain't you got anything
Bigger than these?
269
00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,802
Well, I can make up
Anything you want, barney.
270
00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:31,939
These are just samples
Of other medals.
271
00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:34,775
Say, why don't
I sketch out an idea
272
00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:37,310
And see how you
And andy like it?
273
00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,912
That's a good idea, ray.
274
00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:41,048
Remember, now, nothing gaudy.
275
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,283
Just plain, simple solid gold.
276
00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,852
No diamonds.
277
00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,854
Not for me.
278
00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:49,256
Course, if you'd like to work
Something out in rubies
279
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,791
That's my birthstone.
280
00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,259
Okay, barney.
281
00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,861
I'll see you, ray.
282
00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,395
Say hello
To your mother.
283
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,997
Thank you. I will.
284
00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,398
Oh, where was I?
285
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,868
You were just
About to sum up.
286
00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,135
Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
287
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,404
Well, I guess,
To sum it up
288
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,406
You could say
There's three reasons
289
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,142
Why there's so little
Crime in mayberry.
290
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,144
There's andy...
291
00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,146
And there's me...
292
00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,148
And baby makes three.
293
00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:17,417
Say, that's kind
Of a good phrase
294
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,887
If you'd like
To write that down.
295
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,354
I'll remember it.
296
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,024
Sheriff taylor?
297
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,425
Uh, uh... No.
298
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,427
Deputy sheriff fife.
299
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,030
"Barney" to you
Gentlemen of the press.
300
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,965
Joe layton,
Intercontinental news.
301
00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:34,034
How soon will
Sheriff taylor be back?
302
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,435
Oh, any minute now.
303
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:39,039
Meantime, is that
A pretty good camera?
304
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,440
Yeah. Why?
305
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,910
Well, it's just
That my fast draw
306
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:45,045
Has never been
Successfully photographed.
307
00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,781
All they been able
To get so far
308
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,783
Is a sort of a blur.
309
00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,051
Deputy?
310
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,319
Oh, I'm sorry.
311
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:55,055
This is mr. Jenkins
Of the f.B.I.
312
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,457
Mr. Joe layton,
Intercontinental news service.
313
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,059
Mr. Layton.
314
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,128
Why don't you run over
To the barbershop
315
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,096
And see what's
Keeping sheriff taylor?
316
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,464
I'll look
After things here.
317
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,833
Oh, okay.
318
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,468
I guess I can trust
The f.B.I.
319
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,904
I'll be right back.
320
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,474
( door slams )
321
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,344
I thought that clown
Would talk my arm off.
322
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:18,946
Where have you been?
323
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,081
Casing the roads
In and out of town.
324
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,083
They go for
The f.B.I. Bit?
325
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,352
Didn't even ask
To see my identification.
326
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,954
Uh-huh. What's
The schedule?
327
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,989
Big hero celebration
Tomorrow night.
328
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,859
Everybody will be there
Honoring their two lawmen.
329
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:34,361
We can walk away
With every dime in this town.
330
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:35,963
They really
Bought it, huh?
331
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,965
Well, they think
They've struck oil.
332
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,833
This is just too easy.
333
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:43,370
( both laughing )
334
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:50,177
Andy! Andy, they've done it!
They've done it!
335
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,880
Done what?
They've made a legend
Out of us in our own time!
336
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,882
They've written
A folk song about us!
337
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,250
"The ballad of
Andy and barney,
338
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,219
Or the gangsters' mistake."
339
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,488
If that ain't the most
Ridiculous thing I --
340
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,990
Oh, no, no, wait
A minute now,
341
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,758
It's not too bad --
Try it from the top.
342
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,393
The tune is like
"Frankie and johnny."
343
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,361
What foolishness
Will they think of next?
344
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,097
Go 'head.
345
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:13,066
* andy and barney
Were lawmen *
346
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,103
* bravest you ever
Did see *
347
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,305
* warned every crook
In the record book *
348
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:21,008
* to stay out of
Mayberry *
349
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,442
* they were
The law *
350
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,844
* yes, they were
The law *
351
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,512
* and they didn't know fear
352
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:26,880
Throw that thing
In the trash.
353
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,281
Now, wait a minute,
Andy, it gets better
354
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,883
In the second verse --
Listen to this --
355
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,385
* pretty boy floyd
Come a-riding *
356
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:36,223
* dillinger, too,
Big as life *
357
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,392
* they weren't alone --
There was al capone *
358
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,029
* and in back of
Mack the knife *
359
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,097
* they rode --
360
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,900
Barney, barney,
Barney, barney, hold it!
361
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,068
What's the matter?
362
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,937
Who ever wrote that
Did it for a joke!
363
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,806
I did not!
364
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,241
You wrote it?
365
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,043
Well, andy, the way
I figure,
366
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,211
Why take a chance on
Becoming a legend?
367
00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,546
This way we're sure!
368
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:03,150
Barney, I thought you didn't
Even like folk songs.
369
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,052
Oh, andy, like you
Said yourself,
370
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,987
If somebody does
Something brave,
371
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,155
Why not sing about it?
372
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,057
We didn't do
Anything!
373
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,324
Oh, no?
374
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:14,127
We're only being honored
By the fbi is all.
375
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,363
Barney, that's for
The town!
376
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,597
[ sighs ]
377
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,299
You just don't know
How to wear
378
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,068
The mantle of popularity,
Do you?
379
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,602
Barney.
380
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,137
Right this way, folks,
That's it,
381
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,006
Try to keep together there,
That's it, fine --
382
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,575
Yes, no stragglers, now --
Just come around here.
383
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,177
That's it.
384
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,979
Floyd, what's
Going on?
385
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,214
Folks, are you ever in luck.
386
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,951
Both of our famous
Peace officers are on duty.
387
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:41,621
Now, this big fella here
Is sheriff andy taylor.
388
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,525
He's better known
As "Deadeye" andy.
389
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,528
He is probably the greatest
Lawman since wyatt earp
390
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:51,198
And that little wiry fella
Wearing that big...
391
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:54,534
That is deputy
Barney fife.
392
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,204
Floyd, could I see you
Outside for a minute?
393
00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:00,107
Uh-oh. When sheriff taylor
Asks you to step outside
394
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,408
You know what
That means?
395
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,376
That usually a gun duel
On main street.
396
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,412
However, he doesn't
Shoot his friends--
397
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:09,582
Especially when
They're unarmed.
398
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:13,286
So, I... I guess maybe
I'll be, uh... Coming back.
399
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,388
Excuse us.
400
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,224
Excuse us.
401
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,997
Well, friends,
As mr. Lawson told you
402
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,299
I'm deputy sheriff
Barney fife --
403
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,468
Although I do
Have a nickname
404
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:32,005
I've been stuck with
And can't seem to lose.
405
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,540
It's "Fast gun" fife.
406
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:37,310
I noticed some of you
Were staring at this gun.
407
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,579
What do you mean you got them
Off the new orleans bus?
408
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:40,713
It made a rest stop.
409
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:43,583
All I did was ask if they wanted
To see a famous landmark
410
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,652
And a couple
Of legendary characters.
411
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,188
Floyd, you drug those folks
In there for nothing.
412
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,323
I did not. I charged them
413
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,925
Two bits apiece.
414
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,460
Now, that's
Downright dishonest.
415
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,062
Well, they're getting
Their money's worth.
416
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:58,565
Floyd, you all are letting
This thing get way out of hand.
417
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,201
Besides, andy, this has all
Been officially approved
418
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:05,205
By the greater mayberry
Historical society
And tourist bureau.
419
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,507
They're having a meeting right
Now in the mayor's office.
420
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,142
And your aunt bee
Is the chairwoman.
421
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:13,480
The greater mayberry historical
Society and tourist bureau?
422
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:17,617
Limited.
It will be when
I get through with them.
423
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,152
All: aye.
424
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,354
Then the motion has been
Made and carried.
425
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,223
Our souvenir booklets
Will feature
426
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,025
The life story
Of andy and barney
427
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,426
Complete with pictures.
428
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,161
Good, that will bring
In revenue.
429
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,429
And I took the liberty
430
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,431
Of bringing along
The family album.
431
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,166
There's some
Darling pictures
432
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,434
Of andy growing up.
433
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,570
Oh, let's see.
434
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,507
Well, naturally,
We won't use that one.
435
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,709
( all laughing )
436
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,311
Careful. Don't tear it.
437
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:47,580
I'll never get him
To pose like that again.
438
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,649
Let's see what else
You got there.
439
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,418
Oh, now there's
A good one.
440
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,653
Oh, that's a dandy.
441
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,188
So lifelike.
442
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,589
It's wonderful.
443
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,191
Oh, andy,
You're here.
444
00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:00,593
Yes, ma'am. Now,
Just what are you up to?
445
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,662
Oh, now, andy, you just get
Back to wiping out crime
446
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,264
And making
Mayberry famous
447
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,598
And leave
The rest to us.
448
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,334
We'll get a lot
Of business
449
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,668
From the tourists.
450
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:09,669
Well, right now,
451
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,039
The tourists are getting
The business from us.
452
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,274
There's a whole covey
Of them downstairs
453
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,409
Paid two bits a head
To see our jail.
454
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,211
Only there ain't
Nothing to see
455
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:19,479
But some empty cells.
456
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,148
Now, this is
Downright silly.
457
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,250
What in the world
Can barney tell them
458
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,484
About two empty cells?
459
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:28,155
Now, these are our
Maximum security cells.
460
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,057
Folks, this is
Where we keep
461
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:33,193
Our most incorrigible
Prisoners.
462
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,563
These cells are
Absolutely escape-proof.
463
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,798
Now, I have
Some copies here
464
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,500
I printed up myself
465
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:44,037
That tell the story
Of how we struck fear
466
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:48,641
Into the hearts of some
Of our most dangerous gangsters.
467
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,829
Uh-uh. Do you see
How we've got the criminals
468
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,132
Around here intimidated?
469
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,666
The minute
They commit a crime
470
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,468
They know that
Capture is inevitable.
471
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,604
And they just come in
And lock themselves up.
472
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,739
Back, you savage
Killer! Back!
473
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,474
You're right.
474
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,076
I am a killer.
475
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,312
I just killed
A whole pint.
476
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:31,050
That's the end
Of the tour, folks.
477
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,424
How'd it go?
478
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:41,228
Fabulous. The only thing,
I almost broke up
479
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,829
When I got a look
At that bank vault.
480
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,297
What do you mean? Old?
481
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:45,832
Old? I'll bet
Sherman cracked it
482
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,567
On his march to the sea.
483
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,569
You may not have
To use a torch.
484
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,838
Fred, I've had beer cans
Give me more trouble
485
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,706
Than that thing will --
Five minutes...
486
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,708
Well, sheriff taylor,
Good to see you.
487
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,310
Mr. Layton,
Mr. Jenkins.
488
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,179
Everybody treatin'
You all right?
489
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,580
Yeah.
You bet.
490
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,215
I guess
The town's all ready
491
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,850
For the big
Celebration tonight.
492
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,653
Sure do wish you fellas
Hadn't picked on mayberry.
493
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,288
What do you mean?
494
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,557
As the most
Crime-free community.
495
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,626
Oh, yeah.
You deserve it.
Well...
496
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,727
Say, how about a picture
Of you two?
497
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,397
You know, the f.B.I. Shaking
Hands with the sheriff?
498
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,533
Well, I'd be proud
If mr. Jenkins don't mind.
499
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,135
No, not at all.
500
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,670
Would you step
Over there, please?
501
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,138
Is right here
All right?
502
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,140
You sure it's not
Puttin' you out?
503
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,408
Not a bit.
504
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,809
Shake hands, please.
That's right.
505
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,279
Wait while I get
A little focus here.
506
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,680
Let's have a smile.
507
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,148
Ready? Go.
508
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,416
There we are,
Thank you very much.
509
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,817
Well, much obliged.
510
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,286
I enjoyed that.
511
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,620
Well, if you'll excuse me
512
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,522
I got little duties
To attend to.
513
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,890
You go
Right ahead.
514
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,593
See you tonight.
515
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,362
Here's the timetable
For tonight.
516
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,798
Soon as I start
My speech, you
Can slip away.
517
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,566
I'll speak
For 15 minutes.
518
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,468
Then I'll make my
Presentation to the mayor.
519
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,305
And then I'll give the medals
To our two heroes...
520
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,309
Well, thank you,
521
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,212
Ladies and gentlemen
Of our fair city.
522
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,947
This is indeed
A memorable day for mayberry.
523
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,617
As you have probably
Heard by now
524
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,886
We are accredited with having
The least crime activity
525
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,889
Of any city our size in america.
526
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,826
( applause )
527
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,395
Thank you.
528
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,732
Now, naturally, we're
Justly proud of this record
529
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,701
And to speak to us
Further on this subject
530
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:32,272
Is a very distinguished
Gentleman from the f.B.I.
531
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,806
Mr. Fred jenkins!
532
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,808
( applause )
533
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,444
Mr. Jenkins.
534
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:43,816
Mayor pike,
Distinguished guests
535
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,852
Ladies and gentlemen.
536
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:49,722
Organized crime
Fears the brave, the honest,
537
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,724
The incorruptible lawman.
538
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,826
And that is what you have here
539
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,396
In your fair community
Of mayberry.
540
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,598
( applause )
541
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,570
Yes, my friends
542
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,705
You have much
To be proud of
543
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,974
In those two
Splendid examples
544
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,976
Of american manhood.
545
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,912
( applause )
546
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,470
And I say to you
That no criminal organization
547
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:40,740
No matter how powerful,
No matter how ruthless
548
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,875
No matter how far it may reach
549
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,378
Can stand up
Against the fearless
550
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,348
The devoted,
The dedicated peace officer.
551
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,916
We defy the mafia!
552
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:37,530
Well, come in,
Mr. Layton.
553
00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:39,332
Come on in.
554
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:40,600
And congratulations.
555
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,669
You've been able to do
In 15 minutes
556
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,003
What this town's been trying
557
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,673
To do for
The past 15 years.
558
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:47,940
What's that?
559
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,709
Open the door to this vault.
560
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,043
See, the combination
Was lost
561
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,812
And the company
That built it
562
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,080
Went out of business.
563
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:55,815
And we'd just about
Give up hope
564
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,417
Of ever
Gettin' her open.
565
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,419
But if... If...
566
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,421
How did you
Get in here?
567
00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,690
Oh, I come in
The back door.
568
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:06,426
See, we cut that in
When we found out
569
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,661
We couldn't come in
Any other way.
570
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:11,564
Come on.
571
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,900
Oh, now,
Cheer up, barney.
572
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,702
I was just lucky,
Is all.
573
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,737
If you'd have
Been in my shoes
574
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,706
You'd have
Seen through 'em
575
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,441
Just the same as I did.
576
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:22,842
You think so?
577
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,844
Well, sure! You know
As well as I do
578
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:26,979
That special agents
For the f.B.I.
579
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,582
Don't allow their
Pictures to be took.
580
00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:32,685
Well, yeah. Sure.
581
00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,587
Right this way, folks.
582
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,055
Hey, shape up, barney.
583
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,757
Here comes
Another tour.
584
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:40,126
Step right in,
Ladies and gentlemen.
585
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,828
I'm deputy sheriff fife
586
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:45,131
And this is
Sheriff andy taylor.
587
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,033
Now, these over here
588
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,135
Are our maximum security cells.
589
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,638
In these cells,
Ladies and gentlemen
590
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:54,173
We keep our most
Incorrigible prisoners.
591
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,643
They were captured
Only last night
592
00:22:56,676 --> 00:23:00,580
After one of the most brilliant
Pieces of detective work
593
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,682
In the history
Of crime detection.
594
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:19,666
* in a jailhouse,
Down in dixie *
595
00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:22,635
* fightin' crime
And riskin' life *
596
00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:25,472
* dwelled a sheriff
And his buddy *
597
00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:28,441
* pistol-packing
Barney fife *
598
00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:31,478
* oh, my darin',
Oh, my darin' *
599
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:34,213
* oh, my darin' barney fife
600
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:37,116
* he's a deadly
Crimestopper *
601
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:40,086
* what a copper,
Barney fife *
602
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:43,490
* then one day
There come a riding *
603
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:46,125
* two bad men
To rob a bank *
604
00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:49,696
* but fife was tricky,
A dead-eye dicky *
605
00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:52,532
* now they're locked-up
In the tank *
606
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:55,635
* oh, my barney,
Oh, my barney *
607
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:58,638
* had a jail
And couldn't lock it *
608
00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:01,608
* had one bullet
For his pistol *
609
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:04,677
* had to keep it
In his pocket **
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