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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Yep.
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Uh-uh.
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Right.
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Listen Nona, I'm trying to watch
something on TV could you... oi!
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Yeah, Nona, sure I'd love to hear what
happened after you fell down the stairs.
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Oh wow, the doctor says you may
need surgery, so interesting.
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M'jiggyyyy!
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Hey, I gotta call ya back.
Dice just blew himself up!
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Hey, when did you get
back from magic camp?!
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Last night!
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Oh, I love when you wave
your hands magically.
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So, are you ready to
be amazed and mystified?
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Yes, yes, now please!
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All right.
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Examine this ordinary box.
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Ordinary box.
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See anything inside?
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No! How'd you do that?!
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I didn't do anything yet.
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Oh. Well, get to it!
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All right.
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First, I sprinkle some
magical dust in the box.
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Cool.
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Next, I put the lid on the box.
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Lid on the box.
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And now, you take these magical beans.
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And when I say;
"A-bra, k'day-bra"...
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You throw the magic beans at the door.
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I'll do it!
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A-bra, k'day-bra!
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Beans!
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I did it!
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Look in the box!
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- Go ahead, look in it.
- Hmm.
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It's a rat!
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The power... of magic!
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Uh-huh. How did you do that?
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Easy. When you threw the magic beans,
you turned and looked at the door...
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And then I just switched the boxes.
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So you're not magic.
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Well, not really.
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You're just a liar.
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A magical liar!
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Yay!
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♪ I'm never that far.
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♪ No matter where you are.
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♪ Believe it, we
can make it come true.
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♪ And I, I, I, I...
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♪ I'll never say, never.
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♪ As long as we keep it together.
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♪ Oh!
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♪ It's the life that we choose,
and we still break the rules.
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♪ But it's all gonna be just fine.
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♪ Just fine.
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♪ You and me we're gonna be just fine.
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♪ Oh.
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Oi...
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Hey.
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Hey, where you been?!
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I took William to the movies.
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What?
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We had a babysitting
job tonight, remember?
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William?
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No, that's next weekend.
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And he's not William.
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Oh. Then who are you?
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I told you, I'm Randy.
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Well, what movie did you guys see?
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"Blood monkeys; Chimply strikes back".
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- That's rated R!
- So?
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That movie messed me up, man.
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Well, I know what'll
make you feel better.
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Here, just step out there for a second.
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There you go.
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Come here come here come here! Hurry.
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I'm coming. What?
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I wanna do a magic trick on you!
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- Wanna see a magic trick?
- No.
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Please examine this ordinary box.
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Alright...
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Now, I'm gonna sprinkle
some magic dust inside...
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Is the trick over?
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Shh!
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I put the lid back on the box...
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Why'd you say "on" so loud?
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Hush!
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Now take these magic beans...
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And when I say;
"A-bra, k'day-bra"...
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You told me to stop
making fun of your a-bra.
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Just throw the beans at
the door when I say it!
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Okay, sure.
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A-bra, k'day-bra!
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You're supposed to look at the
door when you throw the beans!
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Why?
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So you can switch that
box out for another box
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that looks exactly like
that box but has a rat in it?
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- Ding-dang it!
- Ha!
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I wanted to trick you!
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Mm, sorry, kid.
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You have to be really
smart to trick old Sam.
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Well, I am really smart.
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What? Why are you laughing?!
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Wait wait wait... no, say what you
said-say it again... one more time.
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I said I'm really smart.
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And then, when she threw the magic
beans, she didn't even look at the door.
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Ruined my whole trick!
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Well, ya know, Sam's really smart.
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So I'm not surprised
she didn't fall for it.
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Well, I fell for it.
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Uh-huh.
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I fell for it three times.
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Dice, will you please
teach me another trick?
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One that'll work on Sam?
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Hey, I know a good trick!
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Oh yay, tell me!
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Well, I used to sneak up on my
roommate in the middle of the night.
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And then, while he was sound asleep...
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I'd slap him right in the face!
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He moved out.
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Oh!
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- What?
- What happened?
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Twins! This is perfect!
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Hi!
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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Your sons are twins!
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I see that.
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Well! Don't you have something
fun you wanna do today?
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Ya know, by yourself?
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Why?
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Because I'm a professional
babysitter! See, here's my card.
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Sam and Cat's super rockin'
fun-time Babysitting Service!
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- Oh, well, that's a clever name.
- Right?!
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Well, why don't you go have yourself
some fun, and I'll take care of your boys,
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and you can pick 'em
up later at my place!
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I would like to get a manicure
and maybe go visit my friends...
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Yay! Come on boys! Let's go! Come with
me! This way! Here we go! Out the door!
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Bye! Go go go go! Out of the
door! This'll be fun! This way.
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Hey, why do they call these girly fries?
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No, they're called curly fries.
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Curly.
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Oh, curly.
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Somebody call my name?!
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No.
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Ah!
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Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop!
Ay-yiy-yiy-yi!
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Our ancestors found that hilarious.
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Okay!
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Sam went to Tubba Chicken, but
she should be back any minute now!
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Why did you put my
brother in another room?
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Because that's fun.
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What are you, allergic to fun?
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No, just peanuts.
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- Hey yo!
- Shut up, she's home!
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Hey, Sam.
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Whatcha doing... walking
into our apartment?
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Yeah. I just got a Tubba Chicken.
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Who's the kid?
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Oh, this is Myron. The boy
we're babysitting today.
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- Ah.
- Yup. Take a look at his face.
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Get a nice, long look.
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Nice face, Myron.
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Now, I'm gonna eat some chicken.
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I dunno, Sam.
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Haven't you read the
news about Tubba Chicken?
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What news?
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They say that if you eat that
stuff it messes with your brain.
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Yeah...
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I'm pretty worried about that.
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Well, maybe you should be.
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Ya know, they say that if you eat
too much chicken from Tubba Chicken...
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You can get confused.
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And you can forget things.
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Well, I'm not confused and
I never forget anything.
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Hey, where's my special chicken plate?
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I think I saw it in our room.
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Why would my chicken
plate be in our room?
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Maybe you forgot you put it there.
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Whatever. I'm gonna go get it.
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Can I have a chicken puck?
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- You want one of my chicken pucks?
- Uh huh.
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- Just one puck?
- Yeah.
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No.
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Look!
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It's happening!
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Doh!
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- What are you doing?
- Just sitting on the bed.
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But...
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How'd you get in here so fast?
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Huh?
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I said how did you...
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You were just in...
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Mm!
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Hey, how did Myron get into our
room so fast without me seeing him?
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What, you mean the little
boy we're babysitting?
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Yeah, Myron. Little red-headed guy.
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He's not here yet.
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What?
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Yeah, he is.
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He was just on that couch
a minute ago, remember?
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He wanted one of my chicken pucks.
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Maybe you shouldn't be
licking that chicken.
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Maybe licking that chicken
is making you sickin'.
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All right, you don't believe me?
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Go look in our bedroom
and see for yourself.
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Kay-Kay.
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Nothing wrong with licking my chicken.
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It's open.
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Hi. I'm Myron.
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Are those chicken pucks?
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- Yeah.
- Can I have one?
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No! I already told you
that five minutes ago.
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No, you didn't. I just got here.
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No, you didn't just...
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We were talking back in the...
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You just stay right there.
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Cat!
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Look, Sam, I found your chicken plate.
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I wanna know how the kid we're
babysitting showed up at our front door.
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- Oh, Myron's here?
- Mm!
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Myron was here when I got
home! And then he was in here!
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And then he was knocking on our front door,
acting like he's never seen me before!
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Sam, please don't eat
any more of that chicken.
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- Why not?
- It's a tubba trouble.
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Come with me.
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There! Look! See?
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There he is right there,
standing right there.
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Yeah.
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- Hi Myron. Nice to meet you.
- You've already met him!
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No, she hasn't.
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All right, somebody better
tell momma what's going on here!
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We're babysitting.
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Myron, would you like to
meet my stuffed animals?
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I'd be honored.
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Thank you. Come with me.
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What are you doing to me?
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Who is it?!
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I'm Myron. Are you my babysitter?
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Chicken. It's the chicken. The chicken!
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Ah!
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Mm.
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I got you! I got you so good!
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Sucka!
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- Twins?!?
- Yup!
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♪I tricked Sam. I tricked Sam.
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♪I tricked Sam. Because I'm so smart!
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♪I tricked Sam. I tricked Sam.
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♪Who tricked Sam?
It was me that's who!
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_.
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Hi, this is Melanie.
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Come to Los Angeles.
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Sam?
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You remember what we promised each
other, when we were five years old?
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- I'm in the middle of exams.
- Remember the twin pact?!
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We swore that if we ever needed to
use our twinosity to trick someone,
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we'd always be there for each other.
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- But I just... I can't...
- The twin pact!
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I'll be there tomorrow.
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Get ready, Cat.
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Ooh, chicken puck.
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What? What!?
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Oh! You are?!
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Okay, cool, um, uh, just wait outside.
264
00:13:57,530 --> 00:14:03,350
Don't let anybody see you.
I'll be there in five minutes!
265
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,740
Hi!
266
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:21,520
Who's... what's happen... good morning?
267
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,200
Oh...
268
00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:28,110
Momma's sick.
269
00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:30,290
Do you have a fever?
270
00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:32,210
Uh...
271
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:36,700
Whoa, yeah, a hundred and twenty.
272
00:14:38,370 --> 00:14:40,830
I feel so...
273
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:44,010
Oh no. No, no no no!...
274
00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:46,640
- Oh no, what is it? What's wrong?
- Look!
275
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,340
Look at my arm! Do you
see what's on my arm?!
276
00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:50,550
All the hair?
277
00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:54,220
No! The bite marks!
Look at the bite marks!
278
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,280
Who bit you?
279
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,060
I don't know. It must have been...
280
00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:00,340
One of those twin boys we
were babysitting yesterday.
281
00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:03,280
- Oh!
- Yeah, yeah.
282
00:15:03,290 --> 00:15:04,510
Yeah, remember?
283
00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:08,000
I was teaching 'em how to wrestle,
and one of 'em must have bit me.
284
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,900
Oh, do you know what this means?!
285
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:14,110
Maybe, but probably not.
286
00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:16,530
When a person gets bitten by a twin...
287
00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,760
Bitten by a twin.
288
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,680
That person gets a Twinfection.
289
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,550
Oh my...
290
00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:25,890
And then...
291
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:32,330
What! What! And then
what-what and then!?
292
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:35,150
You get your own evil twin.
293
00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:37,490
Oh my God!
294
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:44,120
Sam, shut your puck hole.
295
00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:46,700
I'm serious!
296
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,770
We could be in some real danger here!
297
00:15:48,770 --> 00:15:52,170
Mm-hmm. You are so full of pudding.
298
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:55,910
You're just trying to trick me
because yesterday, I tricked you.
299
00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:58,150
Oh, no. This is not a trick.
300
00:15:58,150 --> 00:16:00,650
Uh-huh, sure it ain't.
301
00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:02,840
I gotta shower.
302
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:06,520
Be careful! My evil
twin could be in there!
303
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,740
Oh, okay.
304
00:16:09,890 --> 00:16:12,890
Yeah-heh-heh-yeah!
305
00:16:15,950 --> 00:16:18,050
Melanie.
306
00:16:18,290 --> 00:16:20,150
Hey.
307
00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:21,930
What are you doing in a trash can?
308
00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:23,850
You said not to let anyone see me.
309
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,530
Ah, right.
310
00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:27,480
Now why did I have to come here?
311
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,850
Because I need to mess
with my roommate's head.
312
00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:32,510
Okay. So I'm supposed to be you.
313
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,150
No.
314
00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:39,310
You're gonna be evil,
insane, wild, and dangerous.
315
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:41,160
So... you.
316
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,460
Me times a hundred.
317
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,860
Wait, you mean the Twinfection thing?
318
00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:46,860
Uh-huh.
319
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:50,370
Oh Sam, you know nobody's
dumb enough to fall for that.
320
00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:52,290
Ah...
321
00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:57,310
Lemme tell you a little
about my roommate.
322
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,650
Feeling better?
323
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:06,020
No.
324
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:09,150
I think my Twinfection's getting worse.
325
00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:10,920
Oh Sam, give it up.
326
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:16,360
Just admit that yesterday I got you
so good, and now you're mad because...
327
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,570
Oh my gosh.
328
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,370
Oh!
329
00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:22,940
- Blah!
- Oh!
330
00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:29,830
Oh, oh. Oh, my gosh. Oh,
my gosh. What is happening?
331
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,800
No!
332
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,600
Oh!
333
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,510
Did you see that?
334
00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:42,050
I saw!
335
00:17:42,050 --> 00:17:45,530
That was... your evil twin!
336
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:47,460
Now do you believe me?!?
337
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:50,040
I don't know.
338
00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:58,350
Oh, oh no, nuh-uh, no,
don't do that to her.
339
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,160
I believe!
340
00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:16,390
Then she poured juice on me...
341
00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:19,550
And then she ran back
in the door and started
342
00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:22,960
swatting me on the
head with a tree branch!
343
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,320
What kinda juice?
344
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:26,510
Orange.
345
00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:28,670
- What kinda tree?
- Goomer!
346
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:32,550
What? I'm not allowed to
ask follow-up questions?
347
00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:35,010
- Wah!
- Ah!
348
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,200
Oh, no.
349
00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:43,780
Ah!
350
00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:50,410
What?
351
00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:56,090
Why does your evil
twin always attack me?!
352
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,390
Poor Cat. Are you hurt?
353
00:18:58,390 --> 00:19:00,390
No, I think I'm fine.
354
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:05,100
She just threw french fries
in my face and kissed me.
355
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:08,260
- But not on the lips, right?
- Yes, on the lips. Why?
356
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:10,640
Oh no. That's the same as a bite.
357
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,740
- If her lips touched your lips...
- What?!
358
00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:15,910
You mean I'm gonna have a Twinfection?!
359
00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:18,950
Okay, this is nuts. Come on
Goomer, we're going to a movie.
360
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,580
- Kay-Kay.
- Wait. What are you doing?
361
00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:24,120
No. Put me down!
362
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:28,450
I don't wanna have an evil twin! There's
gonna be an evil Cat! Sam, what do I do?!
363
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:32,060
No, but listen! There are
ways to stop a Twinfection.
364
00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:34,180
So I won't get an evil twin?!
365
00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:35,660
Right.
366
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:37,970
But we don't have much time.
367
00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:42,830
So I'll finish this
chili as fast as I can.
368
00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:53,340
Oh!
369
00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:55,430
Oof!
370
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:57,750
Aw yeah.
371
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,750
Oh gross.
372
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,390
Liquid filth.
373
00:20:01,390 --> 00:20:03,730
I don't...
374
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:07,360
I don't understand why
I have to do all this.
375
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:10,500
- Do you want your own evil twin?!
- No!
376
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,570
Then you have to do
what the Internet says!
377
00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:15,020
I do?
378
00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:18,620
This remedy is your only hope.
379
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:22,220
Well, if it's my only hope.
380
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,080
It is.
381
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,480
You ready?
382
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,760
I suppose.
383
00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:31,390
- Oh!
- Oof!
384
00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:35,210
Drink the dirty sock water.
385
00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:37,020
Oi!
386
00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:42,730
Good! Good, now rub the
fish against your face.
387
00:20:42,730 --> 00:20:44,500
Okay.
388
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,360
Ugh!
389
00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:50,340
- Oh come on. All over, both cheeks...
- Okay. But, jeez, it's smelly.
390
00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:54,420
- Now blow the ram's horn!
- Okay.
391
00:20:55,570 --> 00:20:59,110
- Good! Back to one! Dirty sock water!
- Dirty sock water!
392
00:20:59,110 --> 00:21:01,350
- Fish to face!
- Fish to face.
393
00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:04,010
- Blow the ram horn!
- Blow the ram horn.
394
00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:05,920
Good good good, faster!
395
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,360
- Dirty sock water!
- Sock water.
396
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,000
- Fish to face!
- Fish to face.
397
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,130
- Say hi to my twin sister, Melanie.
- Hi Melanie.
398
00:21:13,130 --> 00:21:17,390
- Blow the ram's horn.
- Ram's horn!
399
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:27,600
You have a twin sister?!
400
00:21:27,810 --> 00:21:30,020
She made me do this.
401
00:21:30,030 --> 00:21:31,470
You...
402
00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:33,660
You tricked me!
403
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:38,700
And I'm gonna sing you
a little song about it.
404
00:21:39,170 --> 00:21:41,940
♪I tricked Cat. I tricked Cat.
405
00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:45,060
♪I'm so cool because I tricked Cat.
406
00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:47,950
♪I tricked Cat. Because
I have a twin sister.
407
00:21:47,950 --> 00:21:50,630
♪Her name is Melanie.
And she's dancing, too.
408
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:54,250
- What are they doing here?
- I don't know.
409
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:56,790
- Yeah!
- Can I dance, too?
410
00:21:56,790 --> 00:21:59,090
- Sure!
- Yay!
411
00:21:59,090 --> 00:22:00,760
Yay. Woo, woo.
412
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,310
Twin sisters.
413
00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:04,080
♪Sam tricked me.
414
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:07,000
♪Yes, I did.
415
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,680
- You're good.
- That's so fun.
416
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,350
Hey, you better get to Dice's.
417
00:22:12,350 --> 00:22:13,990
Right. I'm just gonna toss this cup.
418
00:22:13,990 --> 00:22:16,180
Yeah, just don't toss it
in that trash can it's not..
419
00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:18,040
Hey.
420
00:22:24,190 --> 00:22:27,500
Why'd you throw yourself in the trash!?
421
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,420
Uh...
422
00:22:29,690 --> 00:22:32,810
Oh no! Flying monkeys!
423
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:39,730
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