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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Ugh!
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Ugh!
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No!
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Oh my God!
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Oh, you...
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Hey.
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Whatcha doing in my closet?
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Something smells...
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Bad!
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What makes ya think the
smell's coming from my closet?
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Well, I'm thinking...
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It could be coming from this old sack...
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From El Taco Guapo.
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Oh yeah, I think I bought
that about two months ago.
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Anything inside?
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Ah!
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What, it's just a rotting taco.
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Ah!
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- Here, I'll split it with ya.
- No!
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- I will, I will!
- No, throw it away! Throw it away!
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- Alright.
- Throw it away!
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Hey, question...
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What?
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Why is there a safe in my closet?
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It was there when my Nona moved in.
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- Well, what's the combination?
- She never knew.
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Dang it!
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Crabs!
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Hello, future me!
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It's me, past you!
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Just a minute ago, I found a
rotting taco that made me gag!
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Now what are you doing?
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I'm making a project for school.
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It's a video called;
"Hey, future me! 'Sup?"
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You're making a video
called; "Hey, future me"?
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Don't forget the 'sup.
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Wanna know what the video's about?
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No.
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Well, it's for me to watch ten
years from now, when I'm all old...
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So I'll remember what life
was like, as a teenager.
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Uh, can I help you?
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Uh...
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This rotting taco that
ya threw out the window...
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Yeah, what about it?
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Is it rotting chicken, or rotting beef?
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Boy.
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Where do you live?
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I have a little condo up the street.
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I'm just gonna close this.
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♪ I'm never that far.
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♪ No matter where you are.
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♪ Believe it, we
can make it come true.
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♪ We'll do it our way,
no matter what they say.
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♪ Because no one's
gonna do it for you.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah!
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♪ But I, I, I, I...
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♪ I'll never say, never.
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♪ As long as we keep it together.
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♪ Oh!
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♪ If you're living a dream,
and you know what it means.
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♪ Then you can't let
them change your mind.
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♪ It's the life that we choose,
and we still break the rules.
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♪ But it's all gonna be just fine.
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♪ Just fine.
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♪ Yeah, we're all gonna be just fine.
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♪ You and me we're gonna be just fine.
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♪ Oh.
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So, future me...
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Here in the past, which
we call the present...
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That machine is called a motorcycle.
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But who knows what they'll
be called ten years from now?
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Maybe...
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"Straddle-Zoomers".
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It's open!
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- Okay! Are you ready for this?!
- I don't know.
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My mother and my crazy Aunt Ferjeen are
going to Palm Springs for Puzzle Con!
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Ooh, I love puzzles!
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- Well, I don't!
- Why not?
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Because I'm normal!
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And I don't wanna share a
hotel room with my Aunt Ferjeen!
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She gets night gas!
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So don't go.
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They're making me go!
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My mom thinks I'm too
young to stay home alone.
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I'm twelve and a half!
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Well, to her, you're still
a little boy, ya know...
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Until you go through puppetry.
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You mean puberty?
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Ewe, gross, don't talk about it.
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Okay I've tried like forty different
combinations to that stupid safe
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and I still can't fig...
ooh, Dice, you're here, good.
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I need you to get me something.
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- Whatcha need?
- Dynamite.
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Dynamite. No problem.
How many sticks ya need?
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You're not using dynamite
to blow up that safe.
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What safe?
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Ah, there's one in my closet and
nobody knows the stinking combination.
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Well, I'd help you, but I can't
because I gotta go to stupid Puzzle Con.
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Ugh, I hate puzzles.
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We truly are polar opposites.
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Can you guys believe my mom won't let
me stay home one weekend by myself?
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Who cares? Just stay here with us.
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Yeah, we are professional babysitters.
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I don't need a babysitter! I'm twelve!
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Point five!
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Uh oh... you better relax
before your hair poofs up.
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What do you mean?
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Whenever you're excited
or upset, your hair poofs.
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Does it?!
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Anyway, don't look at it
like we're babysitting ya.
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You'll just be, like, crashing here
with your two cool teenage buds.
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- Cat and Sam.
- I don't like it when you say it that way.
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- Sam and Cat.
- Better.
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- I guess I could hang here with you guys.
- Yeah, it'll be fun! We'll watch movies.
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And we can invite Goomer over,
make him bring us a Tubba Chicken...
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Chicken party! Aw yeah.
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Okay, cool, great.
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Uh-oh. Dice is excited.
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He sure is.
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What do you...
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Is my hair poofing?!
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I gotta go.
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- You poofed!
- Poofer!
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Coming in with stuff.
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Ooh!
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Look, my friend Dice just walked in.
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He's twelve.
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I wonder how old he'll
be ten years from now.
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Only the future knows.
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Oh, hey Dice...
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I really need you to
help me get something.
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No dynamite!
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Did I say dynamite?
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- Whatcha need?
- Uh...
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These things called...
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Boom-boom sticks?
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That is secret code for dynamite!
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Bah!
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So where's your mom
and your Aunt Furball?
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Ferjeen. They're on
their way to Palm Springs.
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Cool. I told Goomer to come
over later with a Tubba Chicken.
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Yeah, and I picked out three
great movies we can watch.
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Sounds fun. I'll be
back around midnight.
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- Whoa. Ho hold up. Stop in your tracks.
- Hold on, little boy. Wait a minute.
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What? I got plans tonight.
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What plans?
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Uh, I know these frat guys.
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They're having a poker
game and they invited me.
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Well, first of all, it doesn't
matter that they're overweight.
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He said frat guys.
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What does that mean?
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They're in college.
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Continue.
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And I can make a ton of money
playing poker with these guys.
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So...
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I'll see you ladies...
on da flippidy side.
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- Shut the door.
- I don't wanna shut the d...
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How'd you get your shoe off that fast?!
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They don't call her "fast
shoe-off Sam" for nothing.
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No one calls me that.
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You guys said this
weekend was gonna be like
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me crashing with my
two cool teenage buds.
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It is.
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Well, you're acting like babysitters.
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We promised your mom
you'd stay here tonight.
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She's on the road, man! She
don't know what's going on!
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Hey.
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We're cool, but we can't just
let ya run off, into the night.
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Especially not to hang out with
college boys and play fat poker.
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Nobody's fat!
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Nobody?
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Then why do they make huge pants?
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Think about that.
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Alright, future me...
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So I should probably tell you
about all the current events
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that are going on during
this time, right now.
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Uh, let's see...
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Electric cars...
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Still kind of a joke.
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What else, uh.
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That's all I got.
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Hey! Will you quit playing
that depressing music?!
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- Sure. Can I go play poker?
- No.
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You'll poke nothing.
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Ah!
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Doh!
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Oh!
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I'm in! Seven four seven three
nine! That's the combination!
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Dice, she got the safe open!
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Ya see anything inside?!
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Whoa.
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What?!
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It's like a tunnel...
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Looks like it goes back a few feet.
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Wait Sam, I wanna come!
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Whoa.
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Oi! Ah!
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Hurry up, this is pretty cool.
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Kay! Help me down.
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Yeah.
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Oh! Ow!
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I can't see, it's dark.
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What's going on?
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We found a small room!
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A room? What's in it?
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Um, some food, some water, a rope.
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Wow! We could open a
food, water and rope shop!
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Yes. The perfect store for
hungry, thirsty rope-lovers.
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So, you guys got food
and water in there?
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- Yeah! Why?
- See ya!
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Did he just...
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- That little hair puff locked us in!
- Why would he do that?!
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So he could go to his stupid poker game!
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Now we're gonna be stuck here for hours.
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Sam...
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Don't say you have to pee.
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I won't say it.
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Well, what am I a'posed to do?!
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Ah geez.
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Hello! Dice! You still there?
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If you let us out now, I promise
I won't break both of your legs!
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Hey, Sam, try to open the door to
the safe so we can get outta here!
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Wow, why didn't I think of that?
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Got any more great ideas?
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- Yeah, I have one.
- Oh God.
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You like Sloppy Joes?
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Everyone likes Sloppy Joes.
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Exactly.
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But, what if, instead of
buns, we made 'em with waffles?
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We could call 'em Sloppy Waffles.
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When did you think of that?
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A few months ago.
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Why did you wait to tell me?
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Okay.
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We've got to get outta this "room" because
we have two majorly important things to do.
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- What?
- Murder Dice.
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And?
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Eat Sloppy Waffles.
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That's my thing!
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Did ya have to leave your pee-can
in the middle of the floor?
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I thought you might need to use it.
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For what?
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To make pee-can pie?
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We're gonna die in here.
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The one time...
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The one time I don't have my phone in my
pocket, and we get trapped in a tiny room.
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You know what they say...
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"No phone. Tiny room".
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Who says that?
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- We read it on that sign.
- What sign?
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At that restaurant in the
girls' bathroom, remember?
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That sign said "employees
must wash hands".
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I don't think those
employees washed their hands.
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Oi!
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Oh!
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Uh!
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Oh, I can't jump rope anymore.
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I can't eat anymore
of this Fruit Cocktail.
260
00:13:55,846 --> 00:13:57,646
Uh!
261
00:14:04,141 --> 00:14:08,615
Next time I eat four
pounds of old fruit...
262
00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:11,976
Do not let me jump rope.
263
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:16,159
Do you wanna puke in my pee-can?
264
00:14:16,825 --> 00:14:18,685
Yes.
265
00:14:19,790 --> 00:14:22,091
Ugh, I'm so bored.
266
00:14:22,092 --> 00:14:24,586
Ooh, why don't we
play "question-answer"?
267
00:14:24,587 --> 00:14:26,916
- What's that?
- A game I learned at camp.
268
00:14:26,917 --> 00:14:28,741
I ask you a question.
And then, you answer.
269
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,951
And then you ask me a
question, and I answer.
270
00:14:30,952 --> 00:14:32,836
And we just keep going.
271
00:14:32,837 --> 00:14:36,437
That's called a conversation.
272
00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:43,526
Sam?
273
00:14:43,906 --> 00:14:45,766
Cat?
274
00:14:46,616 --> 00:14:48,927
Anybody home?
275
00:14:48,928 --> 00:14:50,254
Girls?
276
00:14:50,255 --> 00:14:51,622
- Goomer!
- Goomer?!
277
00:14:51,623 --> 00:14:55,141
Yeah, it's Goomer, remember?! We told him
to come over and bring a Tubba Chicken!
278
00:14:55,142 --> 00:14:56,522
Goomer! Goomer Goomer Goomer!
279
00:14:56,523 --> 00:14:59,999
- Goomer Goomer Goomer!
- Goomer, come on. We're in the safe.
280
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,980
Hello!
281
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,769
Goomer, please!
282
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:06,705
Is someone calling my name?
283
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,574
I got a Tubba Chicken!
284
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,941
- Goomer!
- Goomer! Come on.
285
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,608
- Come toward the safe Goomer!
- Come to the safe. Goomer.
286
00:15:12,609 --> 00:15:16,132
- We need you to help us!
- Come on please!
287
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:18,550
Please! Come on!
288
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,132
Oh!
289
00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:22,713
I hear ghosts!
290
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,790
Goomer! Can you hear me?!
291
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,892
Sam?! That you?!
292
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,494
Yeah!
293
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,130
When did you become a ghost?!
294
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,998
Who killed you?!
295
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:35,401
Goomer it's me, Cat!
296
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:38,337
Oh my God, Cat killed Sam!
297
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:43,318
I always thought it'd
be the other way around.
298
00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:46,079
Goomer, we're not ghosts!
299
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,448
Come to the safe!
300
00:15:48,449 --> 00:15:51,151
- The safe?
- Yeah. It's in the closet.
301
00:15:51,152 --> 00:15:52,952
Walk toward the safe!
302
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,873
Okay.
303
00:15:58,459 --> 00:16:00,993
I've arrived at the safe.
304
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:03,652
- Good!
- We're inside!
305
00:16:03,653 --> 00:16:08,413
Oh, well, can I come in there
so's we can eat this chicken?
306
00:16:08,414 --> 00:16:10,766
- No!
- Just open the safe!
307
00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:12,731
Punch in the combination.
308
00:16:12,732 --> 00:16:14,340
What's the combination?
309
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:18,044
- Nine oh two nine one!
- That's our zip code.
310
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:21,147
- Five seven three two...
- That's your phone number.
311
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,282
I give up.
312
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:27,635
Goomer! Punch in seven
four seven three nine.
313
00:16:27,636 --> 00:16:29,712
Seven, four...
314
00:16:29,713 --> 00:16:31,957
Seven, three, nine.
315
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,392
Okay.
316
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,961
In what order?
317
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:38,664
Seven, four, seven, three, nine!
318
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,365
Oh, alphabetical.
319
00:16:49,577 --> 00:16:50,944
Hi.
320
00:16:50,945 --> 00:16:53,680
- Yay, we're free!
- Wait!
321
00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:57,614
Did you get chicken
nuggets, strips, or pucks?
322
00:16:57,615 --> 00:17:00,654
- Pucks.
- Yeah! Toss me a puck!
323
00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:02,575
Sure!
324
00:17:04,886 --> 00:17:07,346
Oh, my nose!
325
00:17:08,316 --> 00:17:10,116
Oi.
326
00:17:19,209 --> 00:17:22,629
Did you get dipping sauce?
327
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:30,265
How's your nose?
328
00:17:30,652 --> 00:17:33,091
Uh! Oh! Ooh.
329
00:17:33,092 --> 00:17:34,256
Eh!
330
00:17:34,257 --> 00:17:37,925
- Is it that bad?
- No, you barely notice it.
331
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,427
It's throbbing.
332
00:17:39,428 --> 00:17:44,468
It's a good thing we
had this vintage ice bag.
333
00:17:44,699 --> 00:17:47,402
How'd you guys get trapped
in that little room?
334
00:17:47,403 --> 00:17:48,837
Dice locked us in there.
335
00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:52,602
So he could go somewhere to
play in a dirty poker game.
336
00:17:52,603 --> 00:17:57,179
Man, when that little fuzzy punk gets
home I'm gonna squeeze him 'til he pops.
337
00:17:57,180 --> 00:18:00,382
Well, you guys wanna come
with me to pick him up?
338
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,017
You know where Dice is?!
339
00:18:02,018 --> 00:18:05,774
Yeah, he texted me the address and
asked me to pick him up at midnight.
340
00:18:05,775 --> 00:18:07,803
- Well, let's go.
- We gotta go, we gotta go!
341
00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:10,026
Where are we going?
342
00:18:10,027 --> 00:18:11,998
- To get Dice!
- Now!
343
00:18:11,999 --> 00:18:14,063
Kay-Kay.
344
00:18:14,064 --> 00:18:15,762
Goomer, get the chicken pucks!
345
00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:18,223
Oh! Ha ha...
346
00:18:19,069 --> 00:18:22,069
Boop boop boop doop!
347
00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:36,518
This is a poker game?
348
00:18:36,519 --> 00:18:39,588
It looks like a little
girl's birthday party.
349
00:18:39,589 --> 00:18:42,949
Please let there be cake.
350
00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:45,627
Well, where's Dice?
351
00:18:45,628 --> 00:18:47,496
Are you sure this is the right address?
352
00:18:47,497 --> 00:18:48,423
Hey.
353
00:18:48,424 --> 00:18:51,784
I'm not sure of nothing.
354
00:18:52,253 --> 00:18:53,142
Aw...
355
00:18:53,143 --> 00:18:55,063
Yeah.
356
00:18:55,185 --> 00:18:56,171
Now...
357
00:18:56,172 --> 00:18:59,076
He's coming back out for one more...
358
00:18:59,077 --> 00:19:00,997
Song.
359
00:19:01,376 --> 00:19:05,880
So let's hear a booming round of sound for
seventy-two pounds of electric Boogie...
360
00:19:05,881 --> 00:19:08,401
The Dice Man!
361
00:19:17,131 --> 00:19:19,771
He is so cute.
362
00:19:19,994 --> 00:19:22,214
Dice Man!
363
00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:34,496
No, no, no. Girls, girls, you're
not allowed on stage! Don't!
364
00:19:34,497 --> 00:19:36,243
Pull him off the stage.
365
00:19:36,244 --> 00:19:37,511
Respect me!
366
00:19:37,512 --> 00:19:39,180
Get him!
367
00:19:39,181 --> 00:19:40,429
Ah!
368
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,416
Dice Man.
369
00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:44,217
Ah!
370
00:19:48,927 --> 00:19:51,267
Get inside.
371
00:19:51,913 --> 00:19:53,427
Start talking.
372
00:19:53,428 --> 00:19:55,662
- Well, I...
- Shut up.
373
00:19:55,663 --> 00:19:59,066
You locked us in that tiny
room. Why would you do that?!
374
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,736
- Well, I...
- Shut up.
375
00:20:01,737 --> 00:20:04,502
Ya know that because of you, I
had to eat old fruit out of a can?!
376
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:06,442
I had to pee in a can!
377
00:20:06,443 --> 00:20:08,944
Two different cans.
378
00:20:08,945 --> 00:20:12,125
Why did you sneak out?
379
00:20:12,748 --> 00:20:13,981
All right.
380
00:20:13,982 --> 00:20:16,184
You guys know my crazy Aunt Ferjeen?
381
00:20:16,185 --> 00:20:18,320
Night gas?
382
00:20:18,321 --> 00:20:19,621
Yeah.
383
00:20:19,622 --> 00:20:20,689
What about her?
384
00:20:20,690 --> 00:20:24,425
Well, she dropped my
mom's laptop in the toilet.
385
00:20:24,426 --> 00:20:29,195
And my mom's birthday is coming up so,
you know, I wanted to buy her a new one.
386
00:20:29,196 --> 00:20:31,806
But I don't have enough money.
387
00:20:31,807 --> 00:20:35,827
And sometimes, when I need money...
388
00:20:36,506 --> 00:20:38,666
I dance.
389
00:20:38,675 --> 00:20:41,555
I dance for money.
390
00:20:42,145 --> 00:20:44,713
Wearing red tights.
391
00:20:44,714 --> 00:20:47,182
Why did you say you were
going to a poker game?
392
00:20:47,183 --> 00:20:50,385
Because, dancing for
little kids' parties...
393
00:20:50,386 --> 00:20:52,321
It's kind of embarrassing.
394
00:20:52,322 --> 00:20:54,523
Aw no, Dice...
395
00:20:54,524 --> 00:20:57,944
It's insanely embarrassing.
396
00:20:58,428 --> 00:21:01,130
Look, I'm really sorry.
397
00:21:01,131 --> 00:21:03,945
I just wanted to get
my mom a new computer.
398
00:21:03,946 --> 00:21:06,431
Well, we'll lend ya the money.
399
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,735
Seriously?
400
00:21:07,736 --> 00:21:09,838
Dice-man...
401
00:21:09,839 --> 00:21:13,140
You don't have to put on the red tights.
402
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:16,141
Those days are over.
403
00:21:16,378 --> 00:21:18,016
So you're not mad at me anymore?
404
00:21:18,017 --> 00:21:19,447
Oh yeah, we are.
405
00:21:19,448 --> 00:21:22,268
We're out-ragged.
406
00:21:22,618 --> 00:21:26,458
- You mean outraged?
- Shut up!
407
00:21:26,468 --> 00:21:30,368
So what are you gonna do to me?
408
00:21:30,827 --> 00:21:32,687
Hey!
409
00:21:33,463 --> 00:21:35,764
How long do I gotta stay in here?
410
00:21:35,765 --> 00:21:37,933
Until we let you out!
411
00:21:37,934 --> 00:21:39,335
They're ready!
412
00:21:39,336 --> 00:21:41,796
Here I come.
413
00:21:42,773 --> 00:21:45,207
♪Sloppy, Sloppy Waffles.
414
00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:48,709
♪Sloppy Waffles. Sloppy
Waffles. Sloppy Waffles.
415
00:21:48,710 --> 00:21:51,445
♪Sloppy Sloppy
Waffles. Sloppy Waffles.
416
00:21:51,446 --> 00:21:55,215
♪Sloppy sloppy sloppy.
Sloppy Sloppy Waffles.
417
00:21:55,216 --> 00:21:58,452
Hey, remember my video
project for school?
418
00:21:58,453 --> 00:22:02,113
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
419
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:04,658
♪Sloppy Sloppy Waffles.
420
00:22:04,659 --> 00:22:09,639
♪Sloppy Waffles. Sloppy
Waffles. Sloppy Waffles.
421
00:22:21,565 --> 00:22:24,865
Oh! What's in this can?
422
00:22:27,188 --> 00:22:29,048
Can!
423
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:30,894
Can!
424
00:22:30,895 --> 00:22:36,795
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