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Starring Andy Griffith...
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with Ronny Howard.
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Also starring Don Knotts.
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Howdy, Floyd.
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Hey, what do you got there?
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Well, it's gettin' close
to Founder's Day again.
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Can I put you down
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for a little ad in the program?
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Have I got a choice?
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Well, it's for a good cause.
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Uh, I'll make it the usual:
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"Compliments of
Floyd's Tonsorial Parlor."
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Is that all right?
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Well, I kinda thought
this time, Andy
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that I'd like to add something,
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a little slogan.
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Yeah?
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I made it up myself.
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"Best Clip Joint in Town."
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That's clever.
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Oh, well, I just wanted to
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liven up the festivities.
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What's it gonna
be this year, Andy
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the usual street dance?
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Oh, yeah, we'll
have a street dance
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and the booth sales
and the pie-eatin' contest
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and the white elephant sale
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and free watermelons,
such as that.
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Sure do wish we could
think up a new idea
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for the grand finale, though.
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I declare, folks
are gettin' tired
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of the mayor's wife
ridin' out on that horse
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and singin' all
that opera stuff.
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Well, it's not bad.
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It ain't? I declare
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if you wasn't lookin'
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you couldn't tell
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whether it was her singin'
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or the horse whinnyin'.
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Oh, why... Hello, mayor.
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Well, I guess I better get back
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to, uh, collectin'.
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Now wait a minute,
hold on there.
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Everybody certainly is lookin'
forward to your wife's song.
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Well, I'm not.
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You mean, uh...
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you'd like a new
grand finale, too?
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Andy, if she rides
out on that horse
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and lights into
hollerin' one more time
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I'm gonna bust a gusset.
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Well, how would you
like to bring that up
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at the council
meetin' this afternoon?
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Not only would
I like to, I insist.
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Well, I'll see ya then.
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Good luck at home.
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Oop! I've got it!
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How about fireworks?
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That always makes
for a slam-bang finish.
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Say, that's a
terrific idea, Floyd.
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That's the best
idea we've had yet.
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Thank you.
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There's just one problem, Mayor.
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If we use the fireworks now
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won't that take the edge off
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the Fourth of July celebration?
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That's right, uh...
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that would take it off.
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No, bad idea, Floyd.
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Well, if you don't
like that idea
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I got another idea. Yeah?
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Do you know how we
always do a pageant
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showing the
founding of Mayberry?
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Well, how about with that
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we also have a beauty pageant?
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Beauty pageant...
You mean, with girls?
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Uh, well, they help.
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Well...
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Well, that sounds pretty good.
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I think that sounds real cute.
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It's an outstanding idea, yeah.
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That would be kind of fun.
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That's a good idea.
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That's the best idea
yet, a beauty pageant.
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That's a brilliant idea, Floyd.
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Then it's agreed, we'll
have a beauty pageant
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to select a "Miss Mayberry."
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Yeah, that's good.
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Fine, fine. And now we get down
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to the important matter
of selecting a judge.
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And I'm sure you'll all agree
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he must be
fair-minded, impartial
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and a man of sound judgment.
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I know just the man, mayor.
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A man who is single
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and can therefore be
completely impartial.
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A man who can
appreciate true beauty.
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A man of sensitivity,
taste, mature judgment.
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I hereby nominate such a man...
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Sheriff Andy Taylor.
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That's the man for it!
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That's the one right there!
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Well now, folks
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I mean, I don't
think I'm qualified.
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Golly, I, I think all
girls are beautiful.
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Well, Miss Walker
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I certainly do want to thank you
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for that nomination.
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That was mighty generous.
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Don't mention it, Sheriff.
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It's no more than you deserve.
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Just hope it won't
be too obvious.
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What?
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It don't have to be, though.
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Now you just do the right
thing when I call your name.
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What are you talking about?
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Look surprised.
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What?!
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Just like you're
doing right now.
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That'll be fine.
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What are you getting at?
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Oh, come on now, Ellie.
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Now, you can fool the
mayor and the rest of 'em
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but I know what you had in mind.
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And it'll be all
right, I'll pick you.
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Uh, just a minute.
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Are you implying
that I suggested you
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as judge for the beauty contest
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in order to make me the winner?
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Yeah, yeah. Now,
if anybody asks you
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say it just like that!
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And you think that's
why I nominated you?
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Of all the nerve.
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Of all the unmitigated gall!
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Let me tell you something.
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If you think that's the reason
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I suggested you as judge
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you've got less brains
than I gave you credit for
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you horrid, suspicious-minded
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mistrustful cynic!
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Well, that was a
good story, Ellie.
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Tell me another one.
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I had no intention of
entering that beauty contest
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and even if I did, the mere idea
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that I wanted you judge
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in order to make me the winner
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is the lowest, meanest,
foulest accusation
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I ever heard!
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And you ought to be
ashamed of yourself
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for even thinking such a thing.
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Judge Taylor!
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Ellie, I, I...
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Girl really does tell
some funny stories.
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And I thought I was doing
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the right thing, Aunt Bee
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but, golly, she turned on
me like a swarm of geese.
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Oh, Andy, even if a
thing like that was true
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you shouldn't have
said anything to her.
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Where was your tact?
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Well, she still had no reason
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to get so hoppin' mad.
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All I can say is, you better
get her into the contest
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or you'll have a time
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finding a likely Miss Mayberry.
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Well, how am I gonna do that?
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Oh, I don't know.
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It just doesn't seem right
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Ellie not being in
a beauty contest
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a pretty girl like her.
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I never passed up one
when I was her age.
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Gosh, Aunt Bee,
I bet if this contest
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was three or four years
ago, you could win it.
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Oh, now, Opie, come along.
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Wonder who that can be?
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I don't know.
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Why, Henrietta Swanson
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what brings you over
here at this hour?!
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Oh, hello, judge!
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Oh, I just came over
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to borrow a cup of sugar.
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You walked clear
across town just for that?
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Oh, we didn't mind.
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"We"?
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Come in, Darlene.
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Darlene, you walk in
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and get the sugar.
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Yes, mama.
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Darlene, the kitchen's
right through that door
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if that's what
you're gropin' for.
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What's the matter with her, Paw?
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Oh, I don't know, Opie.
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I guess she's just
one of those girls
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that's got a peculiar
hitch in her git-a-long.
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Henrietta, why
don't you sit down?
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Well, yeah, you must be tired
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walkin' clear across town
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for a cup of sugar.
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Oh, I never get tired
when I'm out walkin'
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with my award-winnin' daughter.
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Award-winnin'?
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She's been going
to Miss Wellington's
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school for girls... in Raleigh.
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Oh!
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She was voted
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"Young lady most likely
to become charmin'."
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Well, say, becomin' charmin'
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now that is something
to look forward to, ain't it?
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We think Miss Wellington's
done wonders for Darlene.
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Do you know, at the age of
19 she's lost all her baby fat?
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I noticed that.
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I noticed that right off
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when she come in
through the door there.
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I says to myself, I says,
"That Darlene's knees
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ain't near as puffy
as they used to be."
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Mama, I found the sugar.
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Oh, isn't she charmin'?
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I can't hardly stand it.
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Oh, I just happened to think.
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As long as we're here
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we might as well sign Darlene up
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for the contest.
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Well, now, the
mayor's doin' that.
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I'm just the judge.
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Oh, then we'll go see the mayor.
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Come along, Darlene.
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Mama, do we still
have to take the sugar?
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Come, dear.
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Why, Barbara Sue!
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Hello, Andy!
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Here's the peat moss you ordered
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from my daddy's store.
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Since when did
you start deliverin'?
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I just happened
to be passing by.
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And I thought I'd
save daddy a trip.
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Well!
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Well, that's mighty
nice, Barbara Sue.
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Here, let me take it.
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Oh, it's not heavy.
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Where would you like it?
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In the shed... It's
through the kitchen.
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Oh, all righty.
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Well, I can't give her much
for pretty, but, I declare
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I got to give her
points for muscles.
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Well, that's two contestants.
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Can't brag on either
one of 'em, much.
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I know who ought to win
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if you want to choose
the prettiest girl in town.
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Who?
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Mary Wiggins.
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Mary Wiggins?
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She's the prettiest
girl in the first grade.
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Oh, she is?
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Yeah, she's got
freckles and braids
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and a bandage on her
knee and a tooth out
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and all the boys
in the first grade
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are crazy about her.
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I can understand
that, she sounds wow.
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I think you better
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get Ellie in this contest.
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It'll solve all of
your problems.
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Hello?
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Yes, ma'am, you heard right.
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I'm a-judgin' it.
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I still say, get Ellie.
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Uh, yes, ma'am.
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You ought to look
at Mary Wiggins
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00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,999
before you turn her down, Paw.
267
00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,880
There's another one. Get Ellie!
268
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:06,404
What about Mary, Paw?
269
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,217
Is this the way
it's gonna to be?
270
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,241
Lord, what did I get into?
271
00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,711
Yes, ma'am.
272
00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,746
Yes, yes, ma'am.
273
00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:19,950
Well, I don't care
274
00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:21,597
if you voted for me
for Sheriff, or not.
275
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,866
I'll not promise to crown
your daughter Miss Mayberry.
276
00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,657
Just enter her in the contest.
277
00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,825
Everybody's eligible, you know.
278
00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:31,195
No, ma'am.
279
00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:33,030
If your daughter's
worthy I'll pick her.
280
00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:34,332
If she's not, I won't.
281
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,534
Now, if you'll 'scuse
me, I'm kinda busy.
282
00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:37,535
There's more to sheriffin'
283
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,737
than just judgin'
a beauty contest.
284
00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,138
'Bye, ma'am.
285
00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:45,042
That's the 14th
call I've had today.
286
00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:47,023
Only one's been
sheriffin' business.
287
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,147
Not to mention a
parade of proud mamas
288
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,566
comin' in with their
little darlin's all day long.
289
00:10:51,601 --> 00:10:54,068
Now, don't you let 'em
push you around, Andy.
290
00:10:54,104 --> 00:10:55,104
You're the judge.
291
00:10:55,138 --> 00:10:56,570
You make up your own mind.
292
00:10:56,606 --> 00:10:58,405
My wife and I were just talking.
293
00:10:58,441 --> 00:11:01,242
"Andy's got to make a
free, fair choice," we said.
294
00:11:01,277 --> 00:11:03,511
Well, now, that's a
breath of fresh air,
295
00:11:03,546 --> 00:11:04,712
I can tell you that.
296
00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,642
You won't get any
pressure from us, Andy.
297
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,200
We don't care which of
our three daughters you pick.
298
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:15,106
Well, now that leaves the
field wide open, don't it?
299
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:18,092
Why not? I got faith that
you'll make a good choice.
300
00:11:18,128 --> 00:11:20,094
You're a good
man, you got the job.
301
00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:21,095
Don't let 'em
302
00:11:21,131 --> 00:11:22,096
push you around.
303
00:11:22,132 --> 00:11:23,147
Mayor!
304
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,131
You're the one.
305
00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:25,132
You got it.
306
00:11:25,168 --> 00:11:26,448
Take care of it.
307
00:11:29,506 --> 00:11:33,374
Sarah? Sarah, get me
Walker's Drug Store.
308
00:11:33,410 --> 00:11:34,975
Judgin' a beauty contest.
309
00:11:35,011 --> 00:11:37,612
I must of been out
of my ever lovin' mind.
310
00:11:37,647 --> 00:11:38,713
Uh, Ellie, Ellie.
311
00:11:38,748 --> 00:11:39,880
This is Andy.
312
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,849
Uh, Ellie, first, I want to say
313
00:11:41,884 --> 00:11:44,686
that, that I'm sorry for
accusing you unjustly.
314
00:11:44,721 --> 00:11:46,253
Now, I apologize for that
315
00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:48,923
and, second, I wished
you'd change your mind
316
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,025
about entering
this beauty contest.
317
00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:53,461
'Cause it'll make
it a whole lot easier
318
00:11:53,496 --> 00:11:54,895
for me to pick a winner
319
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:57,632
after some, some of
the candidates I've seen.
320
00:11:57,667 --> 00:11:59,367
And third, hello?
321
00:11:59,402 --> 00:12:00,402
Hello?
322
00:12:02,739 --> 00:12:04,939
Well, thanks a lot,
Miss Lady Druggist.
323
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,742
Now, you just wait till
you want a favor from me
324
00:12:07,777 --> 00:12:09,777
and see if I come
and help you out.
325
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,679
Oh, 'bye, Ellie.
326
00:12:11,715 --> 00:12:14,882
Well, Miss... Miss Bishop.
327
00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:16,028
Hello, Andy.
328
00:12:16,052 --> 00:12:18,453
Andy, we've been
friends for a long time.
329
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:19,699
Could I talk to you?
330
00:12:19,723 --> 00:12:21,155
Well, certainly.
331
00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:23,101
It's about that beauty contest.
332
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:26,244
Uh, Miss Bishop, you
don't want me to pick you
333
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,146
Miss Mayberry, too, do you?
334
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,314
For goodness sake, Andy, no.
335
00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:33,334
I just thought maybe
I could help out.
336
00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:34,268
Help out?
337
00:12:34,304 --> 00:12:35,798
I've done it in the
past, you know.
338
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,456
I could help put on the
Founder's Day Pageant
339
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:41,225
I could make costumes
and all kinds of things.
340
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:45,146
Well, Miss Bishop, that
is a real generous offer.
341
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,330
Hello, Andy.
342
00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:47,498
Oh, howdy, Floyd.
343
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,934
I'm going to do my
part for Founder's Day.
344
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,446
I'm going to write a song.
345
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:52,837
A song?
346
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,200
A special song to be sung to
the triumphant Miss Mayberry.
347
00:12:55,224 --> 00:12:58,859
Well, Floyd, I think
that's a outstandin' idea.
348
00:12:58,894 --> 00:13:00,228
Well, thank you very much.
349
00:13:00,263 --> 00:13:02,863
And I've already thought
up the first two lines.
350
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,033
Hail to thee
351
00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:06,450
Miss Mayberry.
352
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:09,386
Floyd, you know
what you got there?
353
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:13,540
You have got you the
beginnings of a masterpiece.
354
00:13:13,576 --> 00:13:14,409
You really think so?
355
00:13:14,444 --> 00:13:15,626
I know so.
356
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:16,777
Thank you very much.
357
00:13:16,812 --> 00:13:18,812
Now, I'm going to
work day and night
358
00:13:18,848 --> 00:13:20,548
until I get this thing finished.
359
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,550
♪ Hail, hail to thee ♪
360
00:13:22,585 --> 00:13:23,551
♪ Hail... ♪
361
00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:26,654
You really like it, huh?
362
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,625
This'll be done, thanks.
363
00:13:31,694 --> 00:13:34,061
Oh, Tom, that's
wonderful, thank you.
364
00:13:34,096 --> 00:13:36,330
When I'm in the
midst of production
365
00:13:36,366 --> 00:13:37,665
I sure need my coffee.
366
00:13:38,434 --> 00:13:40,668
Now, ready, everybody!
367
00:13:41,837 --> 00:13:43,738
Stand a little
farther back, please
368
00:13:43,773 --> 00:13:45,239
I can see somebody's foot.
369
00:13:45,275 --> 00:13:47,808
Now, let's do that
opening, once again
370
00:13:47,843 --> 00:13:49,443
with a little more feeling.
371
00:13:49,479 --> 00:13:51,845
Remember, this is
an historic occasion...
372
00:13:51,881 --> 00:13:54,515
The Founding of Mayberry!
373
00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:57,785
Ready?
374
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,393
Halt!
375
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,447
I said, "Halt."
376
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,416
Full many a mile
have we traveled
377
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:13,985
through savage wilderness
378
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,453
in search of that promised
land and now, we...
379
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,690
Oh...
380
00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:20,841
Now we've found it.
381
00:14:20,877 --> 00:14:22,660
Ahh, now we've found it.
382
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,628
Ah, full many a mile
have we traveled
383
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,030
through savage wilderness
384
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,731
in search of that promised land.
385
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,250
And now, we have found it.
386
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:32,370
And now we have found it.
387
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,272
And now, we've found it.
388
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,342
Courage, fellow wanderers
389
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,777
this is our land.
390
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,478
Here will we settle.
391
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:45,516
And I, John Mayberry
shall proclaim this our land
392
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,718
and name it after me: John!
393
00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:48,753
Mayberry!
394
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:50,889
Rejoice.
395
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:55,960
I said, "rejoice"
396
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,062
but they're not
rejoicing, Miss Bishop.
397
00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,514
Rejoice, everybody.
398
00:14:59,549 --> 00:15:01,594
Hail! Hail!
399
00:15:01,618 --> 00:15:02,716
Rah!
400
00:15:02,752 --> 00:15:05,019
Hail, hail.
401
00:15:05,054 --> 00:15:06,054
Hail.
402
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:10,625
Oh, that was fine.
403
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,759
Fine.
404
00:15:11,794 --> 00:15:13,961
Andy, I didn't know
you were back there.
405
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,108
Oh, I stood back
there a little while.
406
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,097
Howdy, Floyd.
407
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,098
I didn't know
408
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,012
you was such a
outstandin' actor.
409
00:15:20,036 --> 00:15:21,536
Floyd has generously consented
410
00:15:21,571 --> 00:15:24,572
to play the title role in our
Founder's Day Pageant.
411
00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:25,973
Oh, good!
412
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,741
Don't take off those costumes.
413
00:15:27,777 --> 00:15:29,210
We still have work to do.
414
00:15:29,245 --> 00:15:30,278
Bless her heart.
415
00:15:30,313 --> 00:15:32,280
It really is goin' good, Floyd.
416
00:15:32,315 --> 00:15:33,359
Oh, thank you.
417
00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:35,127
I also finished my
Miss Mayberry song.
418
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,116
No, you didn't.
419
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,946
Yes, I did. Want to hear it?
420
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,070
Here it is.
421
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:45,259
Hail to thee, Miss Mayberry ♪
422
00:15:45,294 --> 00:15:46,694
♪ Hail to thee ♪
423
00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:47,840
♪ All hail ♪
424
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,865
♪ Your loveliness,
your majesty ♪
425
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:54,702
♪ Brings joy to every male ♪
426
00:15:54,738 --> 00:15:56,904
♪ All hail, all hail ♪
427
00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:58,483
♪ All hail, all hail ♪
428
00:15:58,507 --> 00:16:01,308
♪ All hail, all hail, all... ♪
429
00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:02,521
You like it?
430
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,612
Oh, oh! It'll get
'em right here.
431
00:16:04,647 --> 00:16:06,358
Why, thank you very much.
432
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,427
Andy, I want to tell
you I want to be the one
433
00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:09,561
to sing that song.
434
00:16:09,585 --> 00:16:10,551
At the contest?
435
00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:11,552
Absolutely.
436
00:16:11,587 --> 00:16:13,554
I catch anybody
else tryin' to sing it
437
00:16:13,589 --> 00:16:15,289
I'll hit 'em right in the mouth.
438
00:16:15,324 --> 00:16:16,324
That is your song.
439
00:16:16,359 --> 00:16:18,337
Good. Now, Andy,
there's something else
440
00:16:18,361 --> 00:16:20,005
I'd like to talk to you about.
441
00:16:20,029 --> 00:16:21,662
Anything in this world.
442
00:16:21,697 --> 00:16:23,097
'Cause you know why?
443
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,665
You're being a help.
444
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:28,202
Why, you and Miss Bishop
are like a ray of sunshine
445
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,954
in a sea of selfishness.
446
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:30,938
What do you mean?
447
00:16:30,973 --> 00:16:32,506
Floyd, you wouldn't believe
448
00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:33,542
what's going on.
449
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,509
Folks coming at
me from all sides
450
00:16:35,545 --> 00:16:38,011
trying to pressure me to
picking their sweetheart
451
00:16:38,047 --> 00:16:40,080
or daughter or
cousin or whatever.
452
00:16:40,115 --> 00:16:41,582
They want me to be crooked.
453
00:16:41,618 --> 00:16:42,783
Don't that beat all?
454
00:16:42,818 --> 00:16:44,797
What was it you want
to talk to me about?
455
00:16:44,821 --> 00:16:48,221
About my niece, Virginia
Lee, winnin' the contest.
456
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,625
Floyd!
457
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:53,077
Well, gee... considerin'
the help I've been today
458
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:54,657
on Founder's Day and everything.
459
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,292
I wrote that "Miss
Mayberry" song
460
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,549
I thought you'd give me
special consideration.
461
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,646
I practically promised
her that she'd win.
462
00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:02,915
Well, you might as well just
go back and unpromise her
463
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:06,040
'cause I ain't going to show
any partiality to anybody
464
00:17:06,075 --> 00:17:07,357
and that includes you!
465
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:10,628
Well, it's a fine friend
you turned out to be.
466
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,246
Well, go ahead, get mad at me
467
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:14,162
why should you be an exception.
468
00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:17,401
I got a good mind to take back
469
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,903
my "Hail to thee,
Miss Mayberry" song.
470
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,177
Andy!
471
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,946
Not yet! Not yet!
472
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:29,981
Not yet!
473
00:17:45,848 --> 00:17:47,915
Andy!
474
00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:49,416
Is there anything wrong?
475
00:17:49,451 --> 00:17:51,184
You look weary.
476
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:52,520
I am weary.
477
00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:54,154
Weary and disgusted.
478
00:17:54,189 --> 00:17:55,155
"Pick my daughter."
479
00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:56,156
"Pick mine."
480
00:17:56,191 --> 00:17:58,025
"No, pick mine."
481
00:17:58,060 --> 00:18:00,193
Folks in this town
are behavin' awful.
482
00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:01,974
Well, if it's any comfort to you
483
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,809
it'll be all over
after tomorrow.
484
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:04,899
Hi, Paw.
485
00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:06,344
I brought over Mary Wiggins
486
00:18:06,368 --> 00:18:09,169
because I figured if
you see how pretty she is
487
00:18:09,205 --> 00:18:12,206
you'll change your mind and
pick her as Miss Mayberry.
488
00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:14,274
Show 'em where
your tooth was, Mary.
489
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,495
Now, Opie...
490
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,208
Opie, don't bother
your Paw right now.
491
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,342
He's trying to rest.
492
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:21,332
But, Aunt Bee...
493
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,411
Opie, later.
494
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,301
Gee, whiz,
prettiest girl in town
495
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,369
and nobody cares.
496
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,576
My own kin pesterin'
and naggin' at me
497
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,845
over who to pick in
that beauty contest.
498
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,514
It's a good thing you ain't got
499
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,349
a candidate you're
pushin' to win.
500
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:39,461
But I have.
501
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:40,996
You get Ellie in that contest
502
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,131
you're not gonna have
503
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,698
any problems making a choice.
504
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:44,788
Aunt Bee, please!
505
00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,103
Andy, why...
506
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:55,633
Now, that was number five,
Miss Barbara Sue Lindsey.
507
00:18:56,786 --> 00:18:59,119
Please, Sam, let's
not hold things up.
508
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,306
Now, number six.
509
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,893
And number six,
I'm sure you all know
510
00:19:05,929 --> 00:19:07,995
is the lovely, the beauteous...
511
00:19:08,031 --> 00:19:09,947
the tempestuous
Josephine Pike...
512
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,700
my third daughter.
513
00:19:14,303 --> 00:19:15,435
Come, baby, come on.
514
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,040
Come on, baby.
515
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,207
Hurry up.
516
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,079
I thought you was gonna
517
00:19:25,114 --> 00:19:26,714
hold down the applause, Mayor.
518
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,132
Kind of keep
things movin' along.
519
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,497
How you gonna hold back
a spontaneous ovation?
520
00:19:32,521 --> 00:19:33,801
Like Lindbergh.
521
00:19:35,224 --> 00:19:38,325
Now... now... uh, uh
522
00:19:38,361 --> 00:19:40,861
now the final
contestant is, uh...
523
00:19:40,896 --> 00:19:41,896
number seven...
524
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,147
Miss Ellie Walker.
525
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,657
Come, Ellie, your
name's been called.
526
00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:04,084
I hope you don't
think this was my idea.
527
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,230
If you pick me
528
00:20:05,254 --> 00:20:07,632
I'll never speak to you again.
529
00:20:07,656 --> 00:20:09,901
That's all of the contestants.
530
00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:12,926
And now, for the moment
we've all been waiting for...
531
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:15,362
the decision of our
judge, Sheriff Taylor.
532
00:20:16,498 --> 00:20:18,465
Andy, atta boy.
533
00:20:24,406 --> 00:20:28,125
Now as judge of
this here contest
534
00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:30,894
I wish that I could
present the title
535
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,596
to each and every one of you.
536
00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:34,898
But as you know,
in a beauty contest
537
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,468
there can only be one winner.
538
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:40,554
And I want you to know
539
00:20:40,589 --> 00:20:44,041
that's it's going to be a
difficult decision for me.
540
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,459
Come on, Andy. Tell
us who the winner is.
541
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:50,648
Well, I am, Sam, I am, uh, uh...
542
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:51,916
is-is the robe ready?
543
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,117
And the crown?
544
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,397
The crown's right
here on the table, Andy.
545
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,082
Yeah, where's the robe, though?
546
00:20:57,106 --> 00:20:58,556
Here's the robe, Sheriff Taylor.
547
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,724
I just finished it.
548
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,041
Thank you, Miss Bishop.
549
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,380
Ah...
550
00:21:06,415 --> 00:21:07,814
Folks, uh...
551
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,917
in order to judge
a beauty contest
552
00:21:09,952 --> 00:21:13,187
I think it's good to know
what beauty really is.
553
00:21:13,222 --> 00:21:14,755
Now, there's outside beauty...
554
00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:17,291
I guess we can all see that.
555
00:21:17,326 --> 00:21:19,226
And then, there's inside beauty.
556
00:21:19,262 --> 00:21:22,763
Sheriff, are you gonna
name the winner or not?
557
00:21:22,798 --> 00:21:25,532
I'm goin' to, ma'am,
I'm goin' to right now.
558
00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:27,034
Miss Bishop, would you
559
00:21:27,069 --> 00:21:28,835
bring up the robe, please?
560
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,907
Thank you.
561
00:21:33,943 --> 00:21:35,509
Wait, wait, Miss Bishop.
562
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:36,777
Wait a minute.
563
00:21:36,812 --> 00:21:39,663
Folks, I present to you
the most logical choice.
564
00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:42,132
Most obvious
choice, and in fact...
565
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,201
the only choice.
566
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,682
I present to you,
her royal highness
567
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,205
Miss Mayberry
568
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,140
Miss Erma Bishop.
569
00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:53,611
For doing such a beautiful
job of this here pageant
570
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,607
and for just
behaving beautifully
571
00:21:55,631 --> 00:21:57,508
through the whole thing...
572
00:21:57,532 --> 00:21:58,832
I crown thee
573
00:21:58,868 --> 00:22:00,651
Miss Mayberry.
574
00:22:06,608 --> 00:22:07,707
Daddy!
575
00:22:10,112 --> 00:22:12,429
Andy, it was the best choice.
576
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,878
Well, maybe I'd better see
577
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,662
if I can stop this crying jag.
578
00:22:17,686 --> 00:22:19,920
Uh, Floyd, Floyd?
579
00:22:19,955 --> 00:22:21,655
Floyd, Floyd?
580
00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:23,190
Now... now, now.
581
00:22:25,194 --> 00:22:27,027
♪ Oh, hail to... ♪
582
00:22:27,062 --> 00:22:30,563
♪ Oh, hail to thee,
Miss Mayberry ♪
583
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:34,101
♪ Oh, hail to thee, oh, hail ♪
584
00:22:34,136 --> 00:22:35,719
♪ Your loveliness ♪
585
00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:37,722
♪ Your majesty ♪
586
00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:40,691
♪ Brings joy to every male... ♪
587
00:22:44,313 --> 00:22:45,779
Hey, listen to this, Floyd.
588
00:22:45,814 --> 00:22:48,882
"And the climax to
yesterday's proceedings
589
00:22:48,917 --> 00:22:52,286
"came in the form of a
special song for the occasion
590
00:22:52,321 --> 00:22:54,921
"written, composed and rendered
591
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,358
by our own Floyd Lawson."
592
00:22:57,393 --> 00:22:59,404
Aw... that's what it said?
593
00:22:59,428 --> 00:23:00,827
Said I rendered it?
594
00:23:00,863 --> 00:23:02,463
Yeah, it said you rendered it.
595
00:23:02,498 --> 00:23:04,064
Look here, what else it says.
596
00:23:04,099 --> 00:23:05,666
It says, uh, says
597
00:23:05,701 --> 00:23:08,835
"if Floyd keeps writing
hit songs like this
598
00:23:08,871 --> 00:23:11,338
"Mayberry might
be losing a barber
599
00:23:11,374 --> 00:23:13,940
but it will be
gaining a composer."
600
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,087
That, that's what it said, huh?
601
00:23:16,111 --> 00:23:17,878
Yep. Oh, geez. Whoo.
602
00:23:17,913 --> 00:23:20,130
You did yourself proud, Floyd.
603
00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:24,362
Well, young 'uns,
what'd you think
604
00:23:24,386 --> 00:23:25,685
of the beauty contest?
605
00:23:25,721 --> 00:23:27,099
You really want to know, Paw?
606
00:23:27,123 --> 00:23:28,222
Yeah.
607
00:23:28,257 --> 00:23:29,507
I was disappointed.
608
00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:32,242
I still think Mary here
should have won.
609
00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:33,411
Don't you, Mary?
610
00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:37,748
Well, now, that is
a right winnin' smile
611
00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:38,816
you got there.
612
00:23:40,268 --> 00:23:41,652
Come here, Mary.
613
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,649
What are you going to do, Paw?
614
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:45,638
I'll show you.
615
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:46,639
Come here.
616
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:47,741
Stand right there.
617
00:23:47,776 --> 00:23:50,443
Now, let me just
put the robe on you.
618
00:23:50,479 --> 00:23:52,346
Floyd, you get the crown.
619
00:23:52,381 --> 00:23:55,115
No, you don't
have to wait at all.
620
00:23:55,150 --> 00:23:56,950
Now, hold that right there.
621
00:23:56,986 --> 00:23:58,051
Now...
622
00:23:58,087 --> 00:24:00,921
I crown thee...
623
00:24:00,956 --> 00:24:03,957
Miss Mayberry Junior.
624
00:24:03,993 --> 00:24:05,725
Now, Floyd, make it official.
625
00:24:05,761 --> 00:24:06,905
Huh?
626
00:24:06,929 --> 00:24:07,929
Start rendering.
627
00:24:07,963 --> 00:24:09,529
Uh, uh... oh! Oh!
628
00:24:09,564 --> 00:24:11,464
Oh, well, uh...
629
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,800
♪ Oh, hail to thee ♪
630
00:24:13,835 --> 00:24:15,668
♪ Miss Mayberry ♪
631
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:18,589
♪ Oh, hail to thee, oh, hail ♪
632
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:22,976
♪ Your loveliness,
your majesty ♪
633
00:24:23,011 --> 00:24:25,912
♪ Brings joy to every male. ♪
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