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Starring Andy Griffith...
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with Ronny Howard.
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Also starring Don Knotts.
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"Anybody here know why
these two should not be wed
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"speak now or forever
hold your peace.
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I now pronounce you man..."
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I know why they
shouldn't be married.
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Opie, what are you trying to do?
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I'm speaking now
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so's I won't have to
forever hold my peace.
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You ain't supposed to speak.
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Then why did he ask?
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Well, it's just part of
the ceremony, Opie.
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You always say speak,
but nobody ever does.
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Well, I'm gonna.
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Why did she have to
marry him for, anyway?
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Things was goin' real well.
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Rose was the best
housekeeper we ever had.
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Taught me everything I know.
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Opie, dear, I'm
marryin' Mr. Pine
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because I love him.
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I thought you loved me.
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I do, Opie.
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You don't catch me
marryin' somebody else.
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Don't you fret.
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You're not losin' me forever.
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I'll come back and visit a lot.
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And I want you to be a good boy
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and take care of yourself, here?
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Don't you go running
across that street
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in your stocking feet.
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And in the mornin'
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i want you to
eat all your cereal
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and don't leave half the milk.
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Okay, I won't
leave half the milk.
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Good boy.
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I'll leave all the milk.
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Now, Opie, that's enough.
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Now, Opie, I'm your pa
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and I'm telling you to hush up.
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Well, you told me
I could speak now
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or forever hold my peace.
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Well, now I'm telling
you if you don't hush up
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you'll be forever holding
the seat of your britches.
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If he starts to wheezin'...
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Now, Rose, Opie's not
your problem anymore.
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Well, you know, I mean,
Aunt Bee's a-comin'
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and he'll be took care of.
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I know. But she isn't
due here for several days.
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Are you sure you don't
want me to stay on?
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Yeah!
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What's this?
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Now nothing, Wilbur.
Just nothing at all.
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Now, now, now, Rose,
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you can't send Wilbur off
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on a honeymoon by hisself.
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Why, that'd be like
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putting a pig in a sty
and taking away the mud.
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Yeah.
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Seems to me there's
something wrong
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with the way you put that.
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Well, hurry up, Andy.
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We've got a long
trip ahead of us.
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Well, now, just don't,
don't get too excited.
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Now, we didn't
finish the I-dos yet.
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Oh, well, we do.
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We sure do.
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Well, uh, get your
ring all set now.
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Get, get ready, Barney.
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"Under, uh..."
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They ask you to speak up
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then they won't
let you speak up.
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Hush up, Opie.
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"Under the power..."
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First, they tell you speak up,
then they tell you to hush up.
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Now, Opie.
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"Under the power..."
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Just 'cause I'm little
nobody cares about me.
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Quiet.
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"Under the power invested in me
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"as Justice of the
Peace of Mayberry
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I now pronounce
you man and wife."
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Give her a little kissy.
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That's right.
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Get ready now.
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Get ready, get ready.
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Get you a handful.
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Get you some, Opie.
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Oh.
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Opie!
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Not the box, just the contents.
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And underhand it.
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Underhand.
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That's right.
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Hi, Pa.
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Didn't Rose call or nothing?
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Well, no. Rose didn't call
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and she ain't likely to call.
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See, she's on her honeymoon.
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And besides that,
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Aunt Bee'll be
coming pretty soon.
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That'll be just like
having Rose here.
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Will not.
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It won't be anything like it.
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Nobody's like Rose.
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Well, that's, that's
right, too, I reckon.
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But, then again, there ain't
nobody like Aunt Bee either.
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What's so great about her?
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What did she ever do?
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Well, one thing: she raised me
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when I wasn't no
bigger than you.
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Done a pretty good job,
too, wouldn't you say?
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That doesn't mean
that she'll raise me good.
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Well, now that's
where you're wrong.
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That's where you're
wrong right there.
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She'll raise you just fine,
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and she'll love you
just like she loved me,
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and, ooh-ee, that's
a mess of loving.
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She used... she used
to squeeze me so hard
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I'd turn all colors.
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That's right.
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I was the most loved
purple baby you ever saw.
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I don't care.
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I ain't gonna love her.
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Now, Opie, I want
you to stop saying that.
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Well, I won't.
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I ain't gonna love
no one 'sides Rose.
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Deputy Barney
Fife reporting, sir,
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with an important message.
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Barney, I've told you
you don't have to do that.
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This ain't the Army.
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You see, it's just me and you.
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Well, shucks, Andy, I
want to do good on this job.
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Even if it's just
delivering messages,
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I want to do it right.
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Well, I know you do
and I admire your attitude.
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You see, Andy, I want
the folks in this town
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to realize that you picked
me to be your deputy
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because you...
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well, you looked over all
the candidates for the job
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and you judged
their qualifications
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and their character
and their ability,
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and you come
to the fair, the just
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and the honest conclusion
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that I was the
best-suited for the job.
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And, and I want to
thank you, Cousin Andy.
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You're welcome, Cousin Barney.
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Yes, sir.
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And I will tend to my
duties as deputy sheriff
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and do all that's
expected of me.
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And if they's a
message to be delivered
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I'm gonna scoot and
I'm gonna to see to it
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that that message
gets delivered.
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That's just fine.
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Yes, sirree, I want
to get to be knowed
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as Reliable Barney Fife.
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Yes, sir.
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Well, got to be
getting back to work.
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Uh, uh, Barney.
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Yeah?
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Wasn't there, uh,
something about a message?
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A message?
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Yeah.
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Clean forgot about that.
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Well, the message is
that, uh, Aunt Bee called
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to say she's coming in tomorrow.
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Oh, that's fine,
fine, fine, fine,
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and thank you, Reliable Barney.
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Yeah.
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Well...
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Well, I wish you'd look who's
up early to greet Aunt Bee.
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Pa, look what I
done... I set the table,
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I poured the milk, I
got the eggs boiling.
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I'm making a whole breakfast.
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Well, you sure are
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and doing a fine job, too, yeah.
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What's this here?
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Your... your water's
near about boiled away.
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Oh, that happened once before.
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I better fill 'er up again.
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Well, about the...
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Stand back there.
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How long you had
them eggs in there?
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Since I got up...
About 45 minutes.
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45 Minutes?
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You think they're
ready to serve?
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Well, I, uh... I
wouldn't be surprised.
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No, I wouldn't...
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especially if you're
figuring on playing tennis.
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Huh?
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Oh, nothing,
nothing, nothing at all.
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I... I happen to like
45-minute eggs.
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Don't you?
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Pa...
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Hmm?
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Don't this show you
something? Don't it?
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Don't it?
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Well, show me what?
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That we don't need Aunt Bee.
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We can get along without her.
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I can make breakfast every day.
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So when she gets
here, you just tell her
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to turn right around to go
back where she came from.
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We don't need her.
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Okay, Pa?
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Well, no, it's not okay.
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You see, your Aunt Bee,
she's doing a mighty big thing
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by pulling up stakes and
coming down here to live with us
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and, why, why she's...
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Oh, I expect that's her now.
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Now, listen, listen.
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I want you to be just
as nice to Aunt Bee
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as you ever been
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to anybody in your whole life.
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Now you hear me?
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All right, come on.
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Andy.
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Aunt Bee, come in this house.
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I declare, you look beautiful.
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Well, you know,
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we gonna have a
time holding on to you.
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Oh...
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You're so purty
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I can't hardly look at you.
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Oh, Andy, you hush up.
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Oh, Opie, this is your Aunt Bee.
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Opie.
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My goodness, you know,
you're the spittin' image
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of your pa when he was your age.
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Why, it will be just like
raising you all over again.
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Come give me a little sugar.
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Go on now. Give
her a little sugar.
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Give her some good.
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Can I go now, Pa?
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Well, go where?
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Why, I was thinking
about taking a bath.
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You mean to tell me
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you're going to take a
bath on a volunteer basis?
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Now don't you make
fun of him, Andy.
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When your pa was your age
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we used to have to practically
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sandblast him to get him clean.
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He lost four pounds
with every bath.
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You bet.
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Can I? Can I go, Pa?
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Well, go ahead.
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He's a nice boy, Andy.
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I expect we'll get
along real well
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when we get to know each other.
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Oh, well, sure you will.
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And, Andy, I do
want to thank you
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for having me here.
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You know, all those
young'uns I raised,
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they're all grown up now
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and that's why when you called
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I just got on my knees
and I just thanked heaven
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I had a place to go and
I had something to do.
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Well, you got a place
and sure got plenty to do.
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There ain't no use to start
right in though, is there?
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Why don't you come
in here and freshen up
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and we'll get a
little bit of breakfast.
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You want to? Mm-hmm.
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00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,768
Oh, you like real
hard-boiled eggs?
264
00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:38,865
Why, Opie, you haven't even
265
00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:40,532
touched your fried chicken
266
00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:42,401
and I made it special for you.
267
00:10:42,425 --> 00:10:43,724
Ain't hungry.
268
00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,860
Ain't hungry?
269
00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,963
Well, remind me to check
you when we get upstairs
270
00:10:48,999 --> 00:10:50,343
just to see if
you're the same boy
271
00:10:50,367 --> 00:10:52,394
that I've seen wolf
down six or eight pieces
272
00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,535
without even breathing hard.
273
00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:57,255
Rose made it different.
274
00:11:01,645 --> 00:11:03,578
I'll get us some coffee, Andy.
275
00:11:03,613 --> 00:11:04,929
All right.
276
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:12,269
And to think I was glad
when you learned to talk.
277
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,972
I'll, uh... I'll help
you, Aunt Bee.
278
00:11:17,827 --> 00:11:20,778
Since you're not
going to eat anything
279
00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,858
you might as well go
on up to your room.
280
00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:23,882
Yes, sir.
281
00:11:43,719 --> 00:11:46,159
Say, Opie, you know,
a funny thing happened.
282
00:11:46,189 --> 00:11:47,934
We come back to clear the table
283
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,936
and you know that plate of yours
284
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,238
and all the food on it
had just disappeared?
285
00:11:52,262 --> 00:11:53,561
Really?
286
00:11:53,596 --> 00:11:55,263
Yeah. And I just...
287
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,931
Well, I'll be dogged.
288
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,599
There's your plate.
289
00:11:58,634 --> 00:11:59,967
Right there.
290
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,204
Oh, yeah.
291
00:12:03,239 --> 00:12:05,117
Well, how in the
world do you reckon
292
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,341
it got all the way up
here to your room,
293
00:12:07,376 --> 00:12:08,909
and licked clean to boot?
294
00:12:08,944 --> 00:12:11,679
I think I got a explanation, Pa.
295
00:12:11,715 --> 00:12:13,014
You do?
296
00:12:13,049 --> 00:12:14,927
Yeah. I brought
it up for my bird.
297
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,635
For Dicky there?
298
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,849
Well, do you, uh, do
you mean to tell me
299
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:22,607
that, uh, tha-that
he eats fried chicken
300
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,225
and biscuits and honey?
301
00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:26,927
He loves it.
302
00:12:26,962 --> 00:12:28,679
He does?
303
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,882
See how he cleaned his plate?
304
00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:37,638
You're... you're sure you ain't
got a buzzard in that cage?
305
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,557
I'm pretty sure.
306
00:12:41,244 --> 00:12:42,510
Uh, Dicky, if I was you
307
00:12:42,546 --> 00:12:44,612
I wouldn't be doing
any flying tonight
308
00:12:44,648 --> 00:12:46,981
because them biscuits
can lay awful heavy.
309
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:53,872
Uh... say, Opie,
310
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,684
do you reckon that
Dicky would like to have
311
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,386
a nice big piece of
watermelon for dessert?
312
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,710
Yeah!
313
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,251
God bless my pa
and my bird Dicky
314
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,621
and my dog Gulliver
and my lizard Oscar,
315
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,957
wherever it is he ran away to,
316
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:15,726
and Barney Fife
and my white mouse
317
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:19,196
and Jerry and Tommy
and Billy and my snake.
318
00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:20,598
Amen.
319
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:24,669
I forgot somebody
very important.
320
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,003
God bless Rose,
321
00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:29,807
even though she ran
off and got married.
322
00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:38,299
All right, come on now!
Come on! Come on!
323
00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:39,545
Just step right in here.
324
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,336
Now, Emma, I seen ya do it.
325
00:13:42,371 --> 00:13:44,216
Now, I seen ya do it and
don't tell me you didn't do it,
326
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,384
and don't think you're
going to get away
327
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,086
with that kind of
stuff on my beat.
328
00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:48,788
'Cause when you
commit a crime in this town
329
00:13:48,812 --> 00:13:49,956
you pay for it,
330
00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:51,824
and I'm the one that
sees to it you pay for it
331
00:13:51,848 --> 00:13:52,959
'cause that's my duty.
332
00:13:52,983 --> 00:13:54,381
Oh, but, Barney,
333
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:58,786
I always cross Maple in
the middle of the block.
334
00:13:58,822 --> 00:14:00,888
Emma, that's jaywalkin'
335
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,390
and jaywalkin' is agin' the law.
336
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,237
Now, Emma, you just
step right over here.
337
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,272
You got to be booked and
fingerprinted. Come on now.
338
00:14:07,296 --> 00:14:08,462
Fingerprinted?!
339
00:14:08,498 --> 00:14:09,764
That's right, Emma.
340
00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:12,466
Them's modern police
methods, for heaven's sakes.
341
00:14:12,502 --> 00:14:13,968
Now, give me your thumb there.
342
00:14:14,004 --> 00:14:16,604
Ah, Barney, uh, what,
uh, what are you doing?
343
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:17,867
Oh, I'm booking
a prisoner, Sheriff.
344
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,640
Jaywalker.
345
00:14:19,675 --> 00:14:21,909
Barney, you know we
don't ever stop Emma.
346
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:24,946
Why, we figure if she can save
a step or two here and there,
347
00:14:24,981 --> 00:14:27,514
why she'll just be with
us that much longer.
348
00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:29,616
Now, you just go
ahead on home, Emma.
349
00:14:29,652 --> 00:14:32,553
Oh, thank you, Andy.
350
00:14:36,492 --> 00:14:38,960
Naughty deputy!
351
00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:45,767
Now, why'd you do that, Andy?
352
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,535
Now, you know she was guilty.
353
00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:48,570
I seen her do it.
354
00:14:48,604 --> 00:14:49,637
Now she's going to go out
355
00:14:49,673 --> 00:14:51,250
and tell all her friends
how she got away with it.
356
00:14:51,274 --> 00:14:52,274
Next thing you know
357
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,053
people's going to be
jaywalking all over the place
358
00:14:54,077 --> 00:14:57,145
and disregarding "keep off
the grass" signs and everything.
359
00:14:57,180 --> 00:15:00,381
Why, Mayberry's just going
to turn into a regular sin town!
360
00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:08,890
Hi, Ope.
361
00:15:08,925 --> 00:15:11,270
You want us go
down to the creek?
362
00:15:11,294 --> 00:15:13,627
No. I got some thinking to do.
363
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:17,699
Oh, why? You, uh, you
got some kind of problem?
364
00:15:17,734 --> 00:15:19,901
Well, I got
something to ask you.
365
00:15:19,936 --> 00:15:21,268
Something important.
366
00:15:21,304 --> 00:15:23,137
Yeah? Well, go ahead.
367
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,907
Can I run away from home?
368
00:15:25,942 --> 00:15:27,641
Uh, you...
369
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,955
you want to run away from home?
370
00:15:29,979 --> 00:15:31,123
Well, now, uh,
371
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,292
if-if-if that's what
you got on your mind,
372
00:15:33,316 --> 00:15:35,343
well, you going
about it all wrong.
373
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:36,584
I am?
374
00:15:36,619 --> 00:15:38,930
Oh, yeah. You ain't
supposed to ask your pa.
375
00:15:38,954 --> 00:15:41,589
But you always said I
should never go anyplace far
376
00:15:41,624 --> 00:15:43,290
without getting your permission.
377
00:15:43,325 --> 00:15:45,671
Well, yeah, I
know I did say that,
378
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:49,341
but, see, running away
from home's a little special.
379
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,343
See, what you do
in a case like that
380
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,778
is first, you write a note
381
00:15:52,802 --> 00:15:54,513
saying that you're running away,
382
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:55,748
and then you do it.
383
00:15:55,772 --> 00:15:58,323
You mean to tell me
that's all there is to it?
384
00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,638
That's all.
385
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:04,729
But I don't know how to write.
386
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,742
That does make a problem.
387
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,500
I'll tell you what...
388
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:11,881
If you are really
bound to run away
389
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,749
I'll write a note for you.
390
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:14,806
You will?
391
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,040
Yes, sir.
392
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:17,374
I'll do it.
393
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,310
Now, let's see, uh,
394
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,279
when was it you wanted to leave?
395
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,613
Right away.
396
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,348
Well, today's Wednesday...
397
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:28,219
let's see, and about how long
was you figuring on staying?
398
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,398
Why? Oh, never mind.
399
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,654
That stands to reason
400
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,856
if you run away,
you run away forever.
401
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:33,908
What do you mean?
402
00:16:33,943 --> 00:16:35,893
Now, don't bother
me. I'm thinking.
403
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,344
Uh...
404
00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:39,580
"Dear Pa,
405
00:16:39,616 --> 00:16:45,720
"I am running away from home
406
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:51,976
and you will never
see me again."
407
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,811
Pa, what are you talking about?
408
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,679
Why won't I ever see you again?
409
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:56,875
Well, that stands to reason.
410
00:16:56,899 --> 00:16:58,810
You've run away
and I'm right here.
411
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:01,002
Now, how are we going
to see one another?
412
00:17:01,037 --> 00:17:02,117
No!
413
00:17:03,072 --> 00:17:04,771
Well... what did you...
414
00:17:04,807 --> 00:17:06,273
What are you doing that for?
415
00:17:06,309 --> 00:17:07,874
I didn't finish the note yet.
416
00:17:07,910 --> 00:17:09,388
I don't want you to finish.
417
00:17:09,412 --> 00:17:10,877
I don't want to run away.
418
00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:12,246
I changed my mind.
419
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,381
Oh... well, I
reckon a little boy
420
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:16,817
gets the right to
change his mind.
421
00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:19,487
I don't want to leave you, Pa.
422
00:17:19,522 --> 00:17:22,756
And I don't want
you to leave, Opie.
423
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,726
Is it, uh... is it Aunt Bee?
424
00:17:27,163 --> 00:17:29,863
Opie, why can't you put
Rose out of your mind,
425
00:17:29,898 --> 00:17:31,332
make room for Aunt Bee?
426
00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:33,033
If you'll give her a chance,
427
00:17:33,068 --> 00:17:35,302
why, pretty soon,
you'll love Aunt Bee
428
00:17:35,338 --> 00:17:37,204
as much as you ever loved Rose.
429
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:41,675
Aw, Pa, she can't do
anything like Rose can.
430
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:43,822
She can't fish or hunt frogs
431
00:17:43,846 --> 00:17:46,947
or play baseball
with me like Rose did.
432
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,262
Gosh.
433
00:17:53,422 --> 00:17:56,135
Now, let me show you
a little bit about baseball.
434
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:58,592
Oh, Andy, I know
a lot about baseball.
435
00:17:58,628 --> 00:18:00,594
What do you think I am, a ninny?
436
00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:01,806
Oh, well, good.
437
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,497
We'll be way ahead, then.
438
00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:05,366
What's that?
439
00:18:05,401 --> 00:18:07,579
Oh, well, uh, that's a bat.
440
00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:10,471
Yes, a-and with the bat,
you hit the ball, you see.
441
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,551
All right? Now,
you just listen to me
442
00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:14,553
and do just exactly
what I tell you,
443
00:18:14,577 --> 00:18:17,523
and before you know it,
you and Opie'll be closer
444
00:18:17,547 --> 00:18:20,067
than two fleas in a dog's ear.
445
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:23,350
All right. Now, you ready?
446
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,505
Uh...
447
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,706
Aunt Bee...
448
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,645
I think you've got it wrong.
449
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:35,880
I-I believe...
450
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:38,850
I believe you hold it
with the little end, see,
451
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,985
and you hit with the big end.
452
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,687
Oh, that makes it easier.
453
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,321
Yeah.
454
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,169
Pa? Hmm?
455
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:02,289
If she's such a great fisherman
like you been telling me,
456
00:19:02,324 --> 00:19:05,059
how come she fishes with
her bait out of the water?
457
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,179
Oh... well, see,
458
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:12,149
this is little-bitty-stream
fishing, you see,
459
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,868
and Aunt Bee, she's
used to deep-sea fishing...
460
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:17,638
Porpoises and flying
fish and stuff like that.
461
00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:20,724
You mean you fish for them
with your bait out of the water?
462
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:22,426
Oh, sure...
463
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:25,212
You see, they come up
and meet your pole halfway.
464
00:19:26,449 --> 00:19:28,582
Well... right, Aunt Bee?
465
00:19:28,618 --> 00:19:29,900
Yeah.
466
00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:33,220
You just let her
get the hang of it
467
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:34,366
and she'll be
pulling them fish in
468
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,556
hand over fist.
469
00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:40,544
Aunt Bee, you got one!
470
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,329
Aunt Bee, reel it in!
471
00:19:42,364 --> 00:19:44,382
Reel it in!
472
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,367
Yeah. Reel him in, Aunt Bee!
473
00:19:47,837 --> 00:19:49,903
Why ain't she pulling him in?
474
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,956
Well, uh, see, uh,
Aunt Bee is a sportsman
475
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:56,477
and she's trying to give
that fish every chance.
476
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,732
I believe you've given him
enough chance, Aunt Bee.
477
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,233
Reel him in.
478
00:20:04,586 --> 00:20:06,053
Easy, easy, Aunt Bee.
479
00:20:06,088 --> 00:20:08,439
He's so big, you
nearly lost your pole.
480
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,031
What'd you do that for?!
481
00:20:18,066 --> 00:20:21,902
Well, it was too little
and she threw it back.
482
00:20:21,938 --> 00:20:23,904
That's your Aunt Bee.
483
00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:25,806
A sportsman all the way.
484
00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:37,317
Wake up, Opie.
485
00:20:37,353 --> 00:20:39,253
We're at home.
486
00:20:39,288 --> 00:20:41,321
Get ready for bed.
487
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,798
Pa, Dicky is gone.
488
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,066
He is?
489
00:20:52,101 --> 00:20:54,902
Oh, Opie, you
left the cage open.
490
00:20:54,937 --> 00:20:56,169
No, I didn't.
491
00:20:56,205 --> 00:20:58,205
I never leave it open.
492
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,307
Oh, dear.
493
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,443
Opie, I cleaned out his
cage for you this morning
494
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:06,464
and maybe I didn't shut
the door tight enough.
495
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,015
She did it.
496
00:21:08,051 --> 00:21:10,617
Dicky's lost, and
it's all her fault.
497
00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:27,801
It's too early to
wake him, Andy.
498
00:21:27,836 --> 00:21:29,836
I'll just peek in.
499
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,658
I wish you wouldn't
leave, Aunt Bee.
500
00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:11,245
Maybe if you'd give
him a little more time...
501
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,931
No, Andy. It's much
better this way.
502
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,966
Not that I wouldn't
give anything
503
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,001
to do the things
he likes to do...
504
00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:20,804
Play baseball and
fish and all, but...
505
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:22,923
well, he's a very
smart little boy.
506
00:22:22,959 --> 00:22:25,292
I couldn't fool him.
507
00:22:25,328 --> 00:22:26,660
And, you know, Andy,
508
00:22:26,695 --> 00:22:29,863
he's going through a
very, very hard time.
509
00:22:29,899 --> 00:22:32,265
I know.
510
00:22:32,301 --> 00:22:35,302
I think we'd better
get going, hmm?
511
00:22:35,337 --> 00:22:36,570
I'll help you.
512
00:22:40,409 --> 00:22:42,843
Pa, Aunt Bee, wait!
513
00:22:42,879 --> 00:22:45,913
Opie! What are you
doing out in your pajamas?
514
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,181
Don't go, Aunt Bee!
515
00:22:47,216 --> 00:22:48,615
I don't want you to!
516
00:22:48,651 --> 00:22:50,684
I want you to stay.
517
00:22:50,719 --> 00:22:52,052
Oh, you do?
518
00:22:52,088 --> 00:22:54,087
Y-you mean it, Opie?
519
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:55,589
Sure!
520
00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:57,441
Well, what changed your mind?
521
00:22:57,476 --> 00:23:00,361
Well, if she goes,
what'll happen to her?
522
00:23:00,396 --> 00:23:02,863
She doesn't know
how to do anything...
523
00:23:02,898 --> 00:23:05,499
Play ball, catch
fish or hunt frogs...
524
00:23:05,534 --> 00:23:07,785
she'll be helpless.
525
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,703
Well, yeah, I
guess that's right.
526
00:23:09,738 --> 00:23:13,373
A woman that don't know how
to do important things like that,
527
00:23:13,408 --> 00:23:15,392
why, she'd just be lost.
528
00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:17,656
So that's why
she's got to stay...
529
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,513
So I can teach 'em to her.
530
00:23:19,548 --> 00:23:21,081
You need me!
531
00:23:21,116 --> 00:23:23,316
Oh, Opie, I do.
532
00:23:36,765 --> 00:23:39,900
♪ You get a line and
I'll get a pole, honey ♪
533
00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:43,304
♪ You get a line and
I'll get a pole, babe ♪
534
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:44,783
♪ You get a line
and I'll get a pole ♪
535
00:23:44,807 --> 00:23:46,485
♪ And we'll go down
to the crawdad hole ♪
536
00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:50,110
♪ Honey, baby, mine ♪
537
00:23:50,145 --> 00:23:52,813
♪ Yonder come a man with
a sack on his back, honey... ♪
538
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,014
Pa!
539
00:23:54,049 --> 00:23:55,882
Pa! Pa!
540
00:23:55,918 --> 00:23:58,330
Whoa, whoa, now.
Simmer down now.
541
00:23:58,354 --> 00:23:59,864
You're gonna bust
something. What is it?
542
00:23:59,888 --> 00:24:01,689
Dicky... he's come back.
543
00:24:01,724 --> 00:24:03,302
He flew into the
cage all by himself.
544
00:24:03,326 --> 00:24:05,192
Oh, Opie, isn't that wonderful?
545
00:24:05,228 --> 00:24:07,406
Yes, sir, and I told
you he would, too.
546
00:24:07,430 --> 00:24:10,130
And I bet you that I know why.
547
00:24:10,165 --> 00:24:12,077
I bet you that he got out there
548
00:24:12,101 --> 00:24:13,912
flying around with
some of them wild birds
549
00:24:13,936 --> 00:24:16,081
and-and-and he saw what kind of,
550
00:24:16,105 --> 00:24:18,939
kind of poor kind
of eatin' they had...
551
00:24:18,974 --> 00:24:21,720
You know, the
berries and little seeds
552
00:24:21,744 --> 00:24:24,022
and little pieces of
root and stuff like that...
553
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:25,924
And he says to hisself, he says,
554
00:24:25,948 --> 00:24:27,792
"I'm going back there to Opie
555
00:24:27,816 --> 00:24:28,927
"where I can get me
some more of that
556
00:24:28,951 --> 00:24:31,751
"good fried chicken
and biscuits and honey
557
00:24:31,787 --> 00:24:33,064
and stuff like that."
558
00:24:33,088 --> 00:24:34,054
Don't you reckon?
559
00:24:34,089 --> 00:24:35,089
I reckon.
560
00:24:35,124 --> 00:24:36,401
I reckon so.
561
00:24:36,425 --> 00:24:39,092
♪ Well, you get a line
and I'll get a pole, honey ♪
562
00:24:39,128 --> 00:24:40,227
Honey.
563
00:24:40,262 --> 00:24:43,263
♪ You get a line and
I'll get a pole, babe ♪
564
00:24:43,299 --> 00:24:44,809
♪ You get a line
and I'll get a pole ♪
565
00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,644
♪ And we'll go down
to the crawdad hole ♪
566
00:24:46,668 --> 00:24:49,069
♪ Honey, baby, mine. ♪
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