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- Left.
Left.
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Left, right, left.
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Left.
Left.
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Left, right, left.
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Hut.
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Hut.
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Hut.
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Hut.
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Present colors.
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Hut. Hut. Hut.
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Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut.
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Raising halyards!
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[percussive music]
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*
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[recorder music]
* Fly Old Glory
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* Soar
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* With grace
you honor Fillmore*
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[rock music]
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- * Tear it down
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* Tear it down
- Chelsea, are you sure
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you can't raise the flag
while I go to my church retreat?
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I haven't missed a raise
in over two years.
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- Oh, I wish I could,
but I can't.
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- You don't even know
when it is yet?
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- Oh, I still can't.
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- Caroline?
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
I wasn't listening.
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I was just wondering how
Oprah and Stedman make it work
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with such challenging schedules.
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- I can't leave
unless I find someone.
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- Mm, I'll do it.
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I got you covered.
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- Anybody else?
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- There you are, Mrs. Adler.
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Fillmore is forming
a kickball team
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for the district league
this year.
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You're gonna be it's new coach.
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- [scoffs]
I don't do sports.
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Every teacher has to participate
in an extra-curricular activity,
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and you've already declined
football, volleyball, soccer,
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and for some reason checkers.
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- Checkers is a gateway game.
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- I'm sorry,
but your number is up.
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- This sucks.
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Competitive sports
breed future date rapists.
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This may as well be
a giant roofie.
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*
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- We got a thief.
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Someone's been stealing
cleaning supplies.
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- Oh, sugar.
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I mean, shit.
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'Cause I say that curse.
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We need to get on this
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and create an action agenda
together.
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Maybe at P.F. Chang's?
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- I'm just bringing you
up to speed.
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I got this.
I just need to weed through
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last week's security footage.
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- Oh, all right.
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Maybe we can get some Chang's
next time.
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*
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- [inhales]
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- You guys wanna play kickball?
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- Yeah, I'm really good.
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- My mom says I'm
the Greg Louganis of kickball.
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- Really?
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Okay.
Let's see what you got.
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- [grunts]
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[applause]
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My mom says
I have great follow through.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- That's one way to look at it.
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Though slightly delusional.
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Okay.
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Deidre.
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Try catching.
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- Oh!
- Are you okay?
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- I'm awesome.
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*
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[knocks gently]
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How's the criminal investigation
going?
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- Come here.
You need to see the footage
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from last Tuesday.
- Did you find the thief?
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- Oh, check this out, Toby.
Come on.
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[mischievous music]
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- Miss Cannon?
I don't believe it.
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Look at that.
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Ready to load up the goods
like hippie Santa Claus.
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- Wait for it.
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- What is that?
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That's what hypocrisy
tastes like.
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- She's vegan, right?
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- [scoffs]
Yeah.
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It's like watching
a jackal eviscerate an ox.
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- That's weird, right?
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- Welcome to my world.
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[both laugh]
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[rock music]
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- Mm.
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*
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Ooh.
Sorry I'm late.
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I had to run to my apartment
and turn on my lava lamp
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to make sure it was working
right by the time I got home.
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- Feldman, this is serious.
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This flag is a symbol of America
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and it must be treated
with the utmost respect.
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If so much as a thread
of this flag is desecrated,
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it must to be burned
immediately.
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- Ho-ho, whoa.
- If you're going to do this,
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you need to treat it honorably.
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Do you understand me?
- Hells yeah.
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- [gasps]
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[dramatic music]
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*
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[rock music]
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- Remind me to buy bat food
on my way home.
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[phone beeps]
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- This can't be it.
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Where's the Fillmore field?
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- You're on it, Top Gun.
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- Really?
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This looks like
a giant litter box.
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- If you're here
to pick up your kid,
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they've got another
15 minutes of practice.
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- I'm Marta Stryker.
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I'm the kickball coach
at Lakewood Elementary.
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I came to scout our competition.
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- You drove 15 miles to scout
a grade school kickball team?
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- No.
I ran.
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Is that your team?
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- They just started practicing.
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- Listen, our uniforms cost more
than you make in a year.
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We're undefeated
the last seven seasons,
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so why don't you do that
litter of preemies a favor
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and forfeit Friday's game?
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[both grunt]
Oh, my God, they're pathetic.
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- Whoa, hold up, Green Mile.
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The kid on my team
may not be "athletes"
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or "coordinated"
or "fully-functioning humans,"
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but that doesn't give you
the right to come over here
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and take a 'roid dump on them.
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- Look, you dress like
a teen runaway,
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so I'm guessing you
know what it's like
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to have your dreams crushed,
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but don't do that to your kids.
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- I was not a teen runaway.
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I faked my own death
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to find out
who really cared about me.
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We will not forfeit.
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- Last chance, Beetlejuice.
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- Read my lips.
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No forfeit.
- Got it, I got it, I got it!
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[clattering]
[grunts]
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*
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[rock music]
- * Tear it down
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- I'm just saying, not having
a vegan-only microwave
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could be seen as discrimination.
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- Have the chickens
stopped screaming, Cecilia?
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- What?
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- No vegan microwave.
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- Ooh, looks like someone caught
the crafting bug.
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- No, I haven't given up
on life yet.
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These are uniforms
for my kickball team.
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- Ugh, they smell like
fruit leather and stale urine.
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- I thought you hated
competitive sports?
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- I do, but I'm also a champion
for the underdog,
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and that pituitary freak Marta
needs a [bleep] punt.
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- Why don't you coach them
in something
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you're actually good at?
Like brooding?
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Or being an emotional time bomb?
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- I could make those kinds
into champions
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if it wasn't for the fact that
their parents raised them
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with delusional
millennial self-esteem.
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So I need to break them down
and reprogram them
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in order to make them a team.
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- Seems like someone's
using these kids
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to work through
their own issues.
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- [laughs awkwardly]
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Do--do I seem like
I have issues?
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[laughing]
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- Hope you don't mind
I salted it.
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- Good for me.
Chocolate covered raisins?
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- [grunts]
Wait, wait.
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[muffled]
There's--Miss Snap is going in.
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- [clears throat]
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[light music]
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Oh!
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- Ugh.
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How deep is it in there?
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Well, she got it out.
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- Wednesday's a bust.
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This might take us all week.
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- You think?
- Yeah.
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Mm.
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- Sweet and salty.
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Sweet.
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- And on the 12th fold,
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make sure the stars
face skyward,
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reminding us
of this nation's great motto:
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In God we trust.
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Got it?
- Got it.
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- Okay, your turn.
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- [chuckles softly]
Got it.
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[dramatic music]
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Oh.
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- So you're saying our parents
have been lying to us
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about how good we are?
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- Yeah.
- Well, my mom says
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we're all winners
for having spunk.
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- You aren't,
and tell your mom
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to stop using the word "spunk."
It means something else now.
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Our game with Lakefield is
on Friday,
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and you've got
to take my word for it.
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You currently have absolutely
zero chances of winning
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because you're terrible
and you have no skills.
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- So let's just imagine
what you're saying is true,
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what do you suggest
we do about it?
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- You get off your butts,
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you stop living
in a dream world,
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and you learn
how to play the game.
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Bring it in.
Come on.
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All right, "go" on three.
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One, two, three,
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go!
[all screaming]
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You're supposed to say "go"
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not go go.
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- Remember,
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the flag cannot touch
the ground.
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- Right.
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[sneezes]
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*
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- All right, Quinn.
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Let's see what you got.
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Come on, buddy.
Look alive, look alive.
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Come on.
Good, good work.
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- * Kicking the ground
gettin' down in the dirt *
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* Engine's hot
and it's ready to go *
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* Payin' my dues
workin' hard every day *
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* I'm a rockin'
and I'm ready to roll *
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* It's my time,
I'm ready now *
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* I'm starting across... *
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- Nathan, incoming.
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[both grunt]
- * I'm gunnin' for you *
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* So you better get back...
- Just like that!
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Yeah, hustle, hustle, hustle.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, hustle.
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- Oh, take your time, D.
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- Tag her, Quinn.
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- [grunts]
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- Yes!
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- * Knowing that I'm making *
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* All my dreams come true
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- Ooh, I made it!
[all cheer]
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I made it!
I did it!
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I kicked it!
- Yeah, buddy, yeah!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that.
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- Ready?
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- Hut.
- Hut.
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Hut. Hut. Hut.
- Hut.
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- Hut. Hut.
- Hut.
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- Hut. Hut!
- Hut.
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- I'll just cancel
my church retreat.
262
00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:26,667
- No, wait.
263
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,567
I can do better.
264
00:10:29,567 --> 00:10:31,633
You may think I'm a mess,
265
00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:33,833
but I'm a patriot too.
266
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:38,233
The country responsible for both
Jerry and Cherry Garcia?
267
00:10:38,233 --> 00:10:39,700
Sign me up.
268
00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:43,267
A nation that drapes
full strips of bacon
269
00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:46,500
around the entire circumference
of a pizza crust?
270
00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:47,833
That's where I want to live.
271
00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:49,633
A great democracy
272
00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:52,933
where you can drive
your truck to a stadium
273
00:10:52,933 --> 00:10:55,833
and watch other trucks
get crushed
274
00:10:55,833 --> 00:10:59,533
by even bigger trucks?
275
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,967
Don't tread on thee.
276
00:11:04,267 --> 00:11:06,533
Please?
277
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,867
Just give me another chance?
278
00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:11,700
- One more.
279
00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:14,067
Hut. Hut.
280
00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:16,900
Hut. Hut.
Again.
281
00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:19,167
Shoulders squared.
Hut. Hut.
282
00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:20,633
Chin up, ears back,
feet forward...
283
00:11:20,633 --> 00:11:22,167
Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut.
Tight butt,
284
00:11:22,167 --> 00:11:23,700
fingers tucked,
lock your knees.
285
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,667
Hut.
Again. Again.
286
00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,333
Again!
287
00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:29,933
That was good.
288
00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:31,567
What're you doing?
That's not part of it.
289
00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:34,700
- [vomits, gags]
290
00:11:35,633 --> 00:11:37,433
[dramatic patriotic music]
291
00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:40,200
- You protected the flag.
292
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,700
*
293
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,567
You're ready.
294
00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:45,567
[rock music]
295
00:11:45,567 --> 00:11:48,233
- Wait.
What?
296
00:11:48,233 --> 00:11:50,800
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's 11:00 p.m.
297
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,333
Who's this guy?
- [grunts]
298
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:53,600
[suspenseful music]
299
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,233
[gasps]
300
00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:59,733
- [clicks tongue]
- Peas and rice.
301
00:11:59,733 --> 00:12:01,967
Not Miss Watson.
302
00:12:01,967 --> 00:12:05,267
That is so disappointing.
303
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,467
- Wait a minute.
304
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,100
She's not leaving.
305
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:13,967
Let's fast forward a little bit.
306
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:17,100
- She's cleaning.
307
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,533
- I guess that's not really
a problem.
308
00:12:19,533 --> 00:12:22,600
- No, that's helpful.
309
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,333
We did it.
310
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:26,067
We caught our thief.
311
00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:29,200
[laughs]
- That we did, partner.
312
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,633
[exhales]
[both chuckle]
313
00:12:31,633 --> 00:12:33,433
All right, good job.
314
00:12:33,433 --> 00:12:35,800
Okay.
315
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,900
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
It's you, Toby.
316
00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:40,433
Mm.
- Well, you can't tur--
317
00:12:40,433 --> 00:12:41,967
we're--turn that off.
- No, no way, no way.
318
00:12:41,967 --> 00:12:43,700
[laughs]
- No, no, no, no.
319
00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:46,400
- Oh, please turn it off.
320
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,400
[soft music]
321
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:56,333
*
322
00:13:04,733 --> 00:13:07,167
I'm not a man.
323
00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:12,433
*
324
00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:14,367
- [sighs]
325
00:13:15,633 --> 00:13:19,067
[militaristic music]
326
00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:21,533
- Okay, we gotta go!
Whoo!
327
00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:23,800
Let's go, everybody!
- Eye of the tiger, guys.
328
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,500
Look badass.
- Go, do your flip!
329
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,433
Go, let's go, let's go!
Come on, everybody.
330
00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:29,400
Line it up, line it up,
line it up!
331
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,433
So your team ready to get buried
like a cat turd?
332
00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:33,567
- You're a cat turd!
333
00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:34,867
[dramatic music]
334
00:13:34,867 --> 00:13:37,633
- Wow, they're bigger than us.
335
00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:38,867
*
336
00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:40,633
- I don't think
we can beat them.
337
00:13:40,633 --> 00:13:44,067
- Hey, you need
to get your heads in the game.
338
00:13:44,067 --> 00:13:47,067
If they sense
the slightest sweetness,
339
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,833
they will tape
a ketchup soaked tampon
340
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,267
to the seat of your pants,
341
00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:52,600
and their taunting posts
on MySpace will haunt you
342
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,067
for the rest of your life.
- What's MySpace?
343
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:57,267
- You need to face your enemy
and fight
344
00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:58,900
or they will call you
Dumb Fatter,
345
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:00,167
which doesn't even make sense
346
00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:01,533
'cause you're name is Deb Adler.
347
00:14:01,533 --> 00:14:05,200
My name is Deb Adler!
It's Deb Adler!
348
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,633
Where are you guys going?
349
00:14:06,633 --> 00:14:09,067
- You said we were terrible,
350
00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:10,833
and you were right.
351
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:15,533
[rock music]
- * Tear it down
352
00:14:15,533 --> 00:14:18,500
- Hey, hey, hey, Iguanas, wait.
Don't quit.
353
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,367
You were all so excited
about playing kickball.
354
00:14:20,367 --> 00:14:22,267
- That was before we knew
we sucked.
355
00:14:22,267 --> 00:14:25,833
- I can't believe our parents
lied to us for so long.
356
00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:27,567
- No, you don't suck.
357
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,700
Guys, I'm sorry.
358
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:33,067
This isn't about you.
Now, I know looking at me,
359
00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:35,367
you think I have
it all together,
360
00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:37,700
but I've got some deep issues.
361
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,467
I'm a real mess on the inside.
362
00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:40,900
- Obviously.
363
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,933
- Anyway.
364
00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:45,367
Yes, I said that
you were terrible
365
00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:48,733
and you were,
but you're not terrible anymore.
366
00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:51,333
Quinn, you might have
the reflexes of a toddler,
367
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,300
but you kick like a meth head
368
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:55,833
getting hauled into a squad car.
369
00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:57,167
Nathan, when you started,
370
00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:59,267
you were tripping over
your own loafers,
371
00:14:59,267 --> 00:15:03,533
but now you run like you've got
a Roman candle in your crack.
372
00:15:03,533 --> 00:15:06,167
And Deidre, you catch more balls
out in that field
373
00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:09,967
than Taylor Swift
at a Hampton's barbecue.
374
00:15:09,967 --> 00:15:11,433
You know what?
Forget that.
375
00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:14,900
Uh, you just--
you catch really, really well.
376
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:16,867
I think you guys
can really win this.
377
00:15:16,867 --> 00:15:18,600
So what do you say?
378
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,667
[dramatic music]
379
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,600
- Let's beat these guys!
380
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,767
[all cheer]
381
00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:29,600
- Iguanas!
all: [cheering] Iguanas!
382
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,200
- Toby.
Toby, hold up.
383
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,400
- Don't look at me.
384
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,433
- Hey, I got something
I want you to see
385
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,267
in the security office.
- You don't need me.
386
00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:39,067
You're the real deal, Frank.
387
00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:40,733
- Trust me.
388
00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:42,233
You're gonna wanna see this.
389
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,800
[grunts]
390
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,833
Okay.
- What is it?
391
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:49,067
- Okay.
392
00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:52,400
And here we go.
393
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,633
- What?
394
00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:56,767
Oh--
[laughs softly]
395
00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:59,900
- Mm, mm.
- Oh, dear.
396
00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:02,700
[chuckles]
- Okay, we're done.
397
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,533
Now...
398
00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:07,667
I think we should erase
these files
399
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,800
to make room on the hard drive.
400
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,067
[soft music]
401
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:13,267
- I appreciate that.
402
00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:15,667
- Oh, and also...
403
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:20,300
uh, I think maybe we should
continue monitoring things.
404
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,833
Just to be on the safe side.
405
00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:26,133
- I think that's a good idea.
406
00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:29,933
- Maybe order some Chang's.
407
00:16:29,933 --> 00:16:33,433
- I'd be down for that.
408
00:16:33,433 --> 00:16:35,667
*
409
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:38,667
[percussive music]
410
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:45,600
*
411
00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:50,767
- Present colors.
412
00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:52,867
- [quietly]
Oh, my God.
413
00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:57,200
*
414
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,467
- We don't have time
for this crap.
415
00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,267
Let's play ball!
[all cheer]
416
00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:02,067
- Yes, come one, Iguanas!
417
00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:05,833
- Iguanas!
all: Iguanas! Iguanas!
418
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:07,800
- One thing I forgot
to tell you,
419
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,200
nobody respects what we do.
420
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,067
[whistle blows]
Play ball!
421
00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:14,067
[all cheering]
422
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:17,067
"The Nutcracker Suite"
by Tchaikovsky]
423
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:24,200
*
424
00:17:54,067 --> 00:18:01,267
*
425
00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:16,500
[air horn blows]
- They never even broke a sweat.
426
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,467
- I think the tall girl has
an Adam's apple.
427
00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:21,467
- Those uniforms
were clearly tailored.
428
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,400
I wish we taught
at a rich school.
429
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,733
[melancholy music]
430
00:18:25,733 --> 00:18:28,067
- Whoo!
431
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:35,200
*
432
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,267
- I owe you guys an apology.
433
00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:42,200
I bought into that whole
"anything is possible" crap,
434
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,167
but it's not.
435
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,600
However,
there is a silver-lining.
436
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,833
Knowing what you're not good at
will push you
437
00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:49,733
towards the things
you're going to be great at.
438
00:18:49,733 --> 00:18:52,700
- Like memorizing facts
about tortoises?
439
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,200
- For now,
440
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,333
but maybe one day HTML coding
441
00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:59,500
or Quest Fantasy
literature writing
442
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,533
or improv comedy.
You'll see.
443
00:19:01,533 --> 00:19:04,133
In ten years,
we'll all be laughing about this
444
00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:06,833
at Comic-Con.
- Hey, hon, you ready?
445
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:09,833
- Take it easy, Quinn.
446
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:12,500
- We got creamed, Mom.
- That's okay.
447
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:15,067
You're still full of spunk.
448
00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:16,933
- Mom, you have
to stop saying that.
449
00:19:16,933 --> 00:19:18,667
[rock music]
450
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,367
[rock music]
- * Tear it down
451
00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:26,267
[both laugh]
- Whoa!
452
00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:28,367
Wow.
- Roller skates.
453
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,567
- She's good.
- I--
454
00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:31,567
- [laughs]
- Spider-woman.
455
00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:32,733
[laughs]
456
00:19:32,733 --> 00:19:34,133
- [laughs]
457
00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:36,833
- Spanks for the memories.
- [laughs]
458
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,733
Well, they get hot.
459
00:19:38,733 --> 00:19:40,767
[lilting music]
460
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:53,700
[rock music]
461
00:19:53,700 --> 00:20:00,633
*
462
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,367
- * Tear it down
463
00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:07,200
* Tear it down
464
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,967
* Tear it down
465
00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:12,167
* Tear it down
466
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,633
- Oh, yeah.
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