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[It's Not Easy Being King]
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[Episode 1]
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Ooh, a hot guy.
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Judging from his looks and his muscles...
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He's premium quality.
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Why is he wearing platform shoes?
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He must be short.
That isn't attractive at all.
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Nope. Next.
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This one isn't bad either.
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His lips are so red
and his teeth are so white.
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What is wrong with his eyes?
That won't do.
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How would we flirt with our eyes?
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I was clearly in front of you.
How could you be so rude?
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Don't go around lecturing me.
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- You--
- I'm not moving from this place.
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Move it, unless you
want me to shit on your head.
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You... Preposterous!
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Who would this brave stranger be?
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How dare you bring
your nonsense onto my territory?
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What, you find my dishes lacking
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and want to make
yourself part of the menu?
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Hey you! Yeah, you!
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I heard you wanted to use
my customer's head as a toilet.
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Miss, it was a misunderstanding.
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Here, here. Let's chat. Over here.
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What do you have to
say about your actions?
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You're being selfish and unjust.
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You're a psychopathic bully.
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You're betraying the King's call
for a more civilized nation.
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You're unfair, disgusting, arrogant...
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So... do you see the errors of your ways?
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Miss, I was wrong.
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I sincerely apologize. I was wrong.
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Line up! Your food's almost ready.
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My name is Da Xi.
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Da like Consort Daji, and
Xi as in ''happiness.
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I'm the most renowned
female chef in the capital.
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If you're wondering why I'm
over nineteen and still unmarried...
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I'll be honest,
I rely first and foremost on sight.
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To me, physical appearance is
my top priority when it comes to men.
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My ultimate goal is
to marry someone handsome.
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Dear customer,
what can I get started for you?
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My restaurant has everything
you can possibly imagine.
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Some savory meat perhaps?
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I really shouldn't...
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Why not?
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Your meats are too oily.
They're too heavy.
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Then feel free to order whatever.
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I'm sure that you have
something in mind already.
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I'll leave you to it then. Please.
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Da Xi...
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All the decent men in this
world are either married or ugly.
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I don't know when I'll
meet the one meant for me.
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But I will wait. I'd rather
accidentally pass him by than settle.
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- Miss, come look!
- How much are these?
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- Five peng.
- Are you serious? How about three?
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I really can't do that.
Look at the color, it's so fresh.
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Straight from the garden.
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He's so perfect, is he even real?
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Those elbows... that face... the mouth...
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Goodness, I want to touch him.
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He's the man of my dreams.
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I'll take these. Thank you.
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Miss! The vegetables.
You-- You don't want them anymore?
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Welcome back.
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Halt. You can't just
enter the palace gates.
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But he just...
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Shao Yong is an official
in the Imperial Guard.
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He left the palace
to check on the citizens.
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- He can obviously enter at leisure.
- When will he come out again?
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- Next month.
- Next month?
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I beg you, tell me a
legitimate way to get into the palace.
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Please.
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Well, you could become a palace maid.
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Then you'll be free to
come and go as you please.
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No, that won't do.
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I don't want to go
for good, just visit.
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Official Shao Yong...
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Sir, we'd like to work in the palace.
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Well, the King would
not like you to. Go!
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People like that think
they can enter the palace?
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Don't fret, sir.
There are more options.
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Come here, all of you!
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And you people too!
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What are you all crying for?
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You should be honored for the chance
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to enter the palace
and serve His Majesty.
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This lass doesn't look too bad.
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Come, lift your head.
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Good, now lower your hand.
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Oh my goodness.
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Those buckteeth could plow a field.
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The King is going to go
blind if she is selected.
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What's that smell?
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It's like something
out of pig pen. Smells awful!
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If she's selected, the king's
going to turn into a fly nest.
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You! How dare you not look me in the eye?
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But sir, I am looking you in the eye.
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Why would you say I'm not?
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There's something wrong
with her eyeballs.
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The King's going to turn
sideways if I bring her in.
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No way, no way.
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Officer!
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Over here, my lord.
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What-- What kind of people
have you found?
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Aren't you afraid of
having your head cut off?
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Sir, what should we do?
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Well...
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Whatever. We'll just pick at random.
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- They can do manual labor.
- Understood.
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- Take them all into the palace!
- Yes.
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Keep up, people. Hurry up.
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Officer.
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All right, you can go home.
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What? Aren't you paying
me to not select you?
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Don't tell me you actually
want to work in the palace.
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Yes, I do.
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Don't you have an eye problem?
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I faked it so I wouldn't be selected.
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There's no point now that my plan failed.
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On the contrary, we have to
put in more effort on our appearances.
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If we catch His Majesty's favor...
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We won't have to do
manual labor anymore.
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We'd be able to hold our heads
high and make our families proud.
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Please rise.
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It's him! So hot...
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Isn't he so handsome? Isn't he?
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So what? He's only
an official in the Guard.
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You're being shortsighted. Let's go.
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You're the shortsighted one.
Like your whole family!
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Bunch of fools. Can't see things
for what they're worth.
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It works though.
You people go fight over the King.
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I'm going to watch over my captain.
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Xi Xi.
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Give that to me. Let me help you.
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Shao Yong!
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Have you come to see me?
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All right, here.
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Xi Xi, are you all right?
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Shao Yong, let me go already.
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It'll be embarrassing if anyone sees.
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Don't worry, Xi Xi.
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We are alone, but for the wind.
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- Do you feel the breeze?
- I do.
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I can also feel your breath.
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- Shao Yong.
- Xi Xi.
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Why are you standing here daydreaming?
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Hurry and move.
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- We almost kissed...
- Stop dawdling! Hurry up.
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I don't care how you lived at home.
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This is the palace, and thus
you must follow our rules.
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If you break the rules
and insult an official...
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You better be prepared to offer
your neck and meet your maker.
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Sounds terrifying.
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Terrifying...
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You are now women of the Inner Palace.
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Female members in His Majesty's service
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must know their place and
not go where you do not belong.
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You mustn't interact with men
in the Outer Palace in particular.
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If I find out,
you will be severely punished.
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Ma'am, you mean...
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We can't go in and out of
this place as we please?
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As you please?
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Do you think the palace a place
you can just leave for a market stroll?
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What if I accidentally enter
a forbidden area?
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Then I suggest you be prepared
to walk with your hands.
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That's terrifying.
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Then-- Then can outsiders
come to visit us?
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What do you think?
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There are no men in the
Inner Palace besides His Majesty.
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Not even a male fly.
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Shao Yong...
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Have... Have I eaten too much lately?
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How could this...
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Ma'am.
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What are you doing?
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I'm... I'm... I'm helping
you find your earring!
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A dog... just stole your earring!
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Right. I'm helping you find your earring.
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Not this pair! Another pair.
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If you don't believe me, you can look.
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But this dog is really scary. It bites.
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Woof! Woof! Woof!
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- Is that so?
- Yes!
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I have a pair of earrings here.
Pretty, right?
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For you.
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- Da Xi!
- Yes!
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Have you heard? The Empress Dowager
has announced that
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she'll be selecting wives
for members of the Guard.
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- Really? I hope I'm chosen.
- Same here.
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Then I'll be able to
leave this miserable place.
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Right? Look at her.
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Ma'am!
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Aren't you supposed to be kneeling?
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- Why have you risen?
- I'll go back after I'm done.
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I know you don't like me.
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Which is fine, because
I don't like you either.
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I heard the Empress Dowager is choosing
wives for members of the Guard.
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I want to know
if Official Shao is one of them.
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I want to marry Official Shao!
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Then we won't have to
see each other anymore.
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That would truly be fantastic.
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Da Xi.
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Her Highness is grateful
for your interest in Official Shao.
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She sent five rolls of silk and
three bronze figurines as a dowry gift.
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Hurry and show your gratitude.
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What?
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How-- How could this be my Official Shao?
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Father, I've found you at last!
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You were an eunuch all this time?
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How did I come to be
if you're an eunuch?
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I was adopted from the streets?
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Poor me!
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Sir, have you also
come to be an eunuch?
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What does it feel like to be an eunuch?
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Please help me inform Her Highness
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that I'm unlucky and cannot
burden her with my marital affairs.
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Please excuse me.
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Shao Yong is the
only one I will ever love.
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I won't be marrying anyone else.
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Isn't that your Official Shao?
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I haven't seen
Shao Yong in so many days.
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I want to see him to badly.
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I can't even muster the
energy to do anything else.
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Da Xi!
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Why is it you again?
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You're slacking again. Just you wait.
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Ma'am.
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I know I've been a pain.
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But that's because...
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Because you're so much like my mother.
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My mother passed away when I was young.
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I was a naughty child,
so she always reprimanded me.
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I make you angry because I'm
reminded of her when you lecture me.
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Ma'am.
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I want to go home.
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That's enough.
I know life here isn't easy.
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But thinking of home
is the most you can do.
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Don't you try escaping.
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How about this?
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You're upset,
which affects your ability to work.
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Go rest for a few days.
We'll discuss this when you feel better.
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An An. Can you take on
Da Xi's work for a few days?
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Thank you, Ma'am.
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Da Xi is so awful.
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She gets to slack off
and I have to do her work.
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Exactly!
Why did you agree to do her work?
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Ma'am asked me, how could I refuse?
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We need to teach Da Xi a lesson.
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She can't be so entitled.
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What do you think?
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I like it.
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I'm starving.
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There's no more?
What am I supposed to eat?
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Did you save this for me?
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You're great, thanks!
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Hold up.
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This is for him.
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Here.
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Good boy.
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- Good boy.
- Oh, all right then.
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He's not going to eat all of it.
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- What a waste.
- You think we're being wasteful?
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Then you could eat the dog's leftovers.
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- That would solve the problem.
- It's fine, I'm not that hungry.
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Get up. Get up!
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- What are you doing?
- Where did you go tonight?
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Why should I tell you?
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Fine, don't tell.
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I'd like to hear what
you say when Ma'am comes.
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What are you doing up
in the middle of the night?
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Ma'am, Da Xi was stealing
from the kitchen.
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I asked her about it and she got mad.
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- I didn't!
- You still won't admit it?
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Then why don't you
tell us where you went?
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- I--
- Why did you come back burping?
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Everyone saw that you didn't have dinner.
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Da Xi!
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Ma'am, I really didn't steal food!
00:20:33,759 --> 00:20:35,859
It's true that I didn't have any dinner.
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:40,039
But-- But the maids' kitchen
isn't the only place with food.
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:49,440
- Why have you brought us here?
- You'll find out in a moment.
00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:55,759
I'm going to prove to all of you
that it's possible to feed yourself
00:20:55,759 --> 00:20:57,579
without stealing food from the kitchen.
00:21:05,809 --> 00:21:08,779
Wait a bit longer.
The food's almost ready.
00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:31,630
- Not bad.
- Right?
00:21:32,329 --> 00:21:37,299
Da Xi, your cooking is so good.
This is the best thing I've ever eaten.
00:21:37,819 --> 00:21:39,680
Is it that good?
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,809
You don't want yours? We'll have it then.
00:21:41,809 --> 00:21:44,529
- You--
- It's okay. Here, have some more.
00:21:44,529 --> 00:21:47,630
If you want, I can cook
for you all every day.
00:21:47,630 --> 00:21:49,420
Yes!
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:19,670
My dear King, where are you?
00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:23,559
I'm getting so anxious waiting here.
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:36,339
Your Majesty! Your Majesty!
00:22:40,769 --> 00:22:44,817
- Your Majesty, what's wrong?
- The rebels are here. Run!
00:22:44,817 --> 00:22:48,150
- Your Majesty, what happened?
- The rebels have infiltrated!
00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:49,809
I will protect you!
00:22:49,809 --> 00:22:52,130
Rebels? Where are they?
00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:53,920
Don't touch me, don't touch me!
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,720
Your Majesty, stay calm!
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,549
I'm going to find help.
I'll go find find help.
00:22:58,549 --> 00:23:01,039
- Stay calm!
- Don't leave!
00:23:07,509 --> 00:23:09,099
Shen Jia.
00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:18,049
- Your Majesty.
- You see?
00:23:18,049 --> 00:23:21,680
Those women that claim
to want to be with me
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:25,880
don't care whether I live
or die when it matters.
00:23:26,779 --> 00:23:29,859
The only thing in their eyes
are my power and position.
00:23:31,089 --> 00:23:33,970
Liars. A bunch of liars!
00:23:33,970 --> 00:23:38,599
Your Majesty...
hasn't Her Highness gone seek help?
00:23:38,599 --> 00:23:44,619
My head will be on a stake by
the time help arrives.
00:23:44,619 --> 00:23:51,759
Your Majesty, if I may,
I have something to say.
00:23:51,759 --> 00:23:55,900
Your power and position is part of you.
00:23:55,900 --> 00:24:00,960
If... If they like that,
then they like you.
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,349
So Your Majesty, I don't think
you need to suspect their--
00:24:04,349 --> 00:24:05,670
Shut up!
00:24:06,619 --> 00:24:08,500
Are you lecturing me?
00:24:09,130 --> 00:24:11,490
What right do you have
to speak on their behalf?
00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:13,160
What do you know?
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:19,049
Please forgive me, Your Majesty.
That was inappropriate of me.
00:24:19,049 --> 00:24:20,710
Forget it.
00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:22,890
You could never understand me.
00:24:22,890 --> 00:24:25,000
No one here understands me.
00:24:26,950 --> 00:24:28,309
You may leave.
00:24:28,309 --> 00:24:30,799
Get someone to send
Ni Chang back as well.
00:24:30,799 --> 00:24:32,819
I wish to be left alone.
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,279
Understood.
00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:46,660
Those people. They eat my food
and then they betray me.
00:24:46,660 --> 00:24:51,609
It's so hot. I don't want
to burn in the sun either!
00:24:51,609 --> 00:24:54,519
And the Empress Dowager too.
Doesn't she have enough clothes to wear?
00:24:54,519 --> 00:24:56,799
Why does she have to have this one?
00:24:57,700 --> 00:25:00,460
So evil, so evil...
00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:05,130
So evil, so evil, so evil...
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,089
But there's an upside to all of this.
00:25:18,089 --> 00:25:22,640
I have to be smart and
figure out a way to see Shao Yong.
00:25:29,549 --> 00:25:32,400
You! Which palace did you wander from?
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,099
How dare you trespass
into forbidden territory?
00:25:37,190 --> 00:25:40,460
Please forgive me, I'm a new palace maid.
00:25:40,460 --> 00:25:43,079
Ma'am Feng ordered me to
deliver the Empress Dowager's clothes.
00:25:43,079 --> 00:25:46,900
I'm not familiar with this place
so I accidentally trespassed.
00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:50,109
Please forgive me.
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,470
I already said,
the palace is not your home.
00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:02,059
You can't just do whatever you please.
00:26:02,059 --> 00:26:04,690
I don't forgive anyone
who offends important officials
00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:06,569
and gets me into trouble as well.
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,789
Da Xi.
00:26:11,019 --> 00:26:13,609
What do you have to say
about today's incident?
00:26:13,609 --> 00:26:16,039
Ma'am, I really did get lost.
00:26:16,630 --> 00:26:19,019
All the buildings here look the same.
00:26:19,019 --> 00:26:21,059
I've never delivered clothing
to Her Highness before.
00:26:21,059 --> 00:26:24,339
- There aren't even any signs--
- Enough!
00:26:24,339 --> 00:26:26,490
Do not make excuses for your mistakes.
00:26:27,109 --> 00:26:28,519
Girls.
00:26:28,519 --> 00:26:33,940
Da Xi's recklessness and rule-breaking
have earned her thirteen lashes.
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:38,130
Ma'am! Ma'am, it was an accident.
00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:40,839
- I made a mistake!
- Hurry it up.
00:26:40,839 --> 00:26:42,490
Understood.
00:27:08,589 --> 00:27:10,359
Did I scare you today?
00:27:11,539 --> 00:27:13,430
You cannot blame me.
00:27:13,430 --> 00:27:16,359
Too many people in this palace
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:20,210
can get rid of people like us
us faster than ants.
00:27:20,210 --> 00:27:23,609
I punished you today
to save you as well.
00:27:23,609 --> 00:27:25,000
Ma'am, I--
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:30,309
Enough. You can't hide
your thoughts from me.
00:27:30,309 --> 00:27:33,599
Here. A map.
00:27:33,599 --> 00:27:38,480
Study it carefully. Don't get lost again.
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,329
Thanks, Ma'am!
00:27:41,170 --> 00:27:46,029
Getting whipped was so worth it!
00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:49,230
Had I known, I would've
just gone for the whipping
00:27:49,230 --> 00:27:50,950
and skipped all the acting.
00:27:50,950 --> 00:27:53,569
I could've saved so
much time and energy.
00:28:04,869 --> 00:28:07,849
No way. There are really rebels in here?
00:28:19,190 --> 00:28:20,480
You criminal!
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,019
How dare you trespass onto
palace grounds? Who sent you?
00:28:23,769 --> 00:28:24,930
Oh no.
00:28:24,930 --> 00:28:26,900
I am so dead this time.
00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:31,549
I'll never get another chance to
climb over the wall to see Shao Yong.
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,130
How dare you impersonate me?
What are you after?
00:28:55,130 --> 00:28:56,319
Aren't you the King?
00:28:56,319 --> 00:28:59,009
Why are you dressed
like a palace maid?
00:29:02,359 --> 00:29:04,569
- What's going on?
- What's going on?
00:29:04,569 --> 00:29:07,240
- Why have I become a woman?
- Why am I a man?
00:29:11,736 --> 00:29:13,736
["The Couple": Short Skit]
00:29:22,339 --> 00:29:25,839
So that's what girls like.
00:29:40,109 --> 00:29:41,549
Darling.
00:29:42,630 --> 00:29:44,920
You are extraordinarily
beautiful today.
00:29:45,529 --> 00:29:50,089
Your brightness radiates
in my heart like a sunbeam.
00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:54,430
I know.
00:30:10,519 --> 00:30:11,950
Darling.
00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:18,200
My favorite thing to do
is sleep. And you.
00:30:19,130 --> 00:30:22,819
To put it simply,
I like sleeping with you.
00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:27,390
Pervert.
00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:43,910
Darling.
00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:45,980
Have you gained weight?
00:30:45,980 --> 00:30:52,410
That's okay. Because then, there's
more of the parts of you I like.
00:30:59,059 --> 00:31:00,890
I... I've gained weight?
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,269
I'm fat! I'm fat!
00:31:07,269 --> 00:31:09,390
That's not the point!
00:31:12,259 --> 00:31:13,910
How come I can't
get through to you?
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,819
Can I kiss you?
00:31:18,819 --> 00:31:21,329
- No.
- What did I just ask?
00:31:22,609 --> 00:31:24,630
- "Can I kiss you?"
- Of course.
00:31:36,559 --> 00:31:37,690
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