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[It's Not Easy Being King]
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[Episode 2]
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You criminal!
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How dare you trespass
onto palace grounds?
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Who sent you?
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Oh no.
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I am so dead this time.
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I'll never get another chance to
climb over the wall to see Shao Yong.
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This isn't the afterlife, is it?
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You...
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Who are you? Why are you
wearing my clothes?
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No. How dare you impersonate me?
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No...
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Explain yourself. What are you after?
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Guards!
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What are you yelling for?
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I don't know what's going on either.
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Aren't you the King?
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Why... are you
dressed like a palace maid?
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- What's going on?
- What's going on?
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- Why have I turned into a woman?
- Why am I a man?
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Why would this happen?
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If I'm not mistaken...
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For reasons I cannot explain...
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You have become me. And I...
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- have become you.
- What are you-- Watch your hands!
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But I don't want to be a man,
I don't want to!
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- Stop whining!
- I don't want to be a man!
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- Don't you--
- Who's making noise over there?
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Stand properly!
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Your Majesty.
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You've made yourself
so difficult to find.
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Shen Jia.
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Do you not recognize us anymore?
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"Us"? How dare you refer
to yourself as His Majesty?
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That is punishable by law!
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Do you want to die?
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You...
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Your Majesty.
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Yes, that would be me.
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This person... is impersonating me.
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- Give her twenty lashes.
- Yes.
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No, thirty. Thirty.
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I am His Majesty. How dare you?
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Guards! Hurry and lock
this crazy woman up!
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Release me!
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Let go!
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You want to hit me? All right.
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But it's going to hurt.
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Forget it.
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I... I'm also in the wrong.
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I'll give myself twenty lashes.
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Your Majesty, you must not.
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Guards.
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Get this servant out of here.
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I know how to walk. Let go!
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Why?
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Help me clean the storage
room tomorrow morning.
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All right.
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Da Xi... where were you?
Why are you so dirty?
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Um. I went out for a night stroll.
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- I tripped.
- You fell? Does it hurt?
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There's still hot water left.
Let's go bathe.
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No, no, no.
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Uh, I've already bathed. You two go.
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How come your face
is still so dirty then?
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- Um...
- Yeah.
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- It's really okay...
- Don't worry! We're all girls! Let's go.
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I said no!
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What a perfect hit!
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Da Xi, now you don't
have a choice. Come on.
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- What's happening?
- Why are you shouting?
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We always bathe together.
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Da Xi, what's wrong with you today?
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- You do?
- Yeah...
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Yeah, of course! Come on, let's change.
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Yes, so we can enter the bath.
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I heard the King's newest consort
ran out of the royal bedchamber.
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I wonder why.
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Maybe our King is too
vigorous in bed and scared her.
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Or not. Maybe he's not very vigorous.
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Just think, he has so many consorts
but he doesn't have many sons.
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I think he's really into women,
but he must not be very fertile.
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You know what, that makes sense.
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- Yeah.
- That's enough.
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Stop it.
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Da Xi, what's wrong?
Why are you so strange today?
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I'm fine.
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Someone could overhear us
slandering the King
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and that wouldn't be good.
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No way... You're the one who usually
instigates these conversations.
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There's worse, too!
You... haven't forgotten, have you?
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True.
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Da Xi...
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Dear lord...
why have you done this to me?
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Where is he?
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Oh, it's Your Highness.
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Yes...
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Are you all right?
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No.
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What's wrong?
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Official Shen.
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I've requested attendance
with His Majesty so many times
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but he keeps refusing to see me.
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I know that you're His Majesty's
most trusted attendant.
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I wanted to ask you to
say some things in my favor.
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I really admire His Majesty!
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I really want to spend
the rest of my life with him!
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I beg you, Official Shen!
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Your Highness, that is
too difficult for me.
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I cannot defy the King's orders.
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Official Shen.
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If you won't help me,
I'll just kill myself!
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All right, all right, Your Highness.
I'll help you, okay?
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Really?
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Take this.
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His Majesty should be
in his bedchambers right now.
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I hope this time, Your Highness
can return to his side.
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If you succeed,
please remember that I helped you.
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I will, I will!
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Although, Official...
What are you doing with this?
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That...
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Never mind! I won't ask.
Thanks, Official Shen! Thanks!
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Right, what am I doing with that?
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What would I be doing with that?
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Approach if you have business.
Otherwise, retreat.
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What a huge bed!
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Isn't it scary sleeping in it?
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My king, it's nighttime.
Let us go to bed.
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Who are you?
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My king, what's wrong?
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It's your consort.
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Oh, it's-- it's you.
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Do you need something?
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I know I've wronged you, my king.
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I'm here to make up for my errors.
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I hope Your Majesty can forgive me.
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No... you-- Right now, I...
I'm not too tired right now.
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Do you want to chat? We can chat.
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Your word is my command.
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Um, put your clothes on first.
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Uh... listen.
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A woman has to do more
than just take off her clothes.
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She has to understand how men think.
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She has to be smart.
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She has to know when to
be forward and when to retreat.
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That way, even if you
aren't physically attractive...
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You can stand your ground.
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Um... don't be seductive,
be smart. Got it?
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My king, you mean
you think Ni Chang is dumb?
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Obviously... the fact that
you even have to ask...
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I knew it, my king!
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Your Majesty!
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- Your Majesty!
- Stand over there.
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Just like that. Perfect.
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Your Majesty, your bathwater
is ready. It is bath time.
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- Bathwater?
- Yes.
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There are people to help
me take off my clothes?
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Being King is so great.
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You don't even have to lift
a finger to bathe yourself.
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Amazing!
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Your Majesty, enjoy your meal.
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How ridiculously extravagant!
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I need to really take
the time to enjoy this.
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Getting to try royal cuisine
is such a unique opportunity!
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Your Majesty.
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- Your Majesty.
- It's horrible! Who made this?
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Your Majesty, please appease your anger.
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The imperial chef made this
according to your tastes.
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This king has some
seriously weird tastes.
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How can he eat something so disgusting?
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If I don't do something
and every meal is like this...
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I'm going to die.
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The imperial kitchen, is that right?
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Let's go. We're going to visit.
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Escort His Majesty to the kitchen!
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His Majesty didn't eat
any of his supper tonight?
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It's over. I think it's time
to say goodbye to my head.
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Make way for His Majesty the King!
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Your Majesty, this is
the imperial kitchen.
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I know. I've been here.
I've been here. Let's go.
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When... When did he ever come?
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Allow me to show you
what a fine meal looks like.
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You see? This is what food is.
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- Yes...
- Have a bite.
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Eat up.
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Eat! Hurry!
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Eat it!
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Is it good?
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Your Majesty, this... is phenomenal!
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Right?
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You guys eat too. Come eat.
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Come on already! Hurry and eat.
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Hurry up!
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Save some for me.
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It's so good!
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This chicken melts in your mouth.
It's so delicious.
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This soup is amazing too.
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You can practically feel the
chicken dancing on your tongue.
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The fish too. It's so soft and
not too salty. It's wonderful!
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Everyone eat up!
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Here, eat up.
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I'm so full.
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I feel like I can't even move anymore.
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Shen Jia, what's wrong with you?
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Why are you weeping?
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Your Majesty, your cooking
is just too astounding.
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So why are you crying?
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I suppose... this is
called crying for joy.
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Don't cry, don't cry!
You're making me want to cry.
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How did you get this fat?
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What's going on?
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Forgive me, Your Majesty.
I'm too full, that's all.
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Seriously? It was just a few dishes.
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It's all my fault.
My food's just too good.
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No. It's my stomach
that's not big enough.
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But your stomach's huge.
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Yes, yes. It is, It is.
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It's not my fault you're the King...
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That's right, I'm a king.
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If there were leftovers
and that angered you...
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My word is the King's word.
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You could start
chopping heads off for fun.
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No one dares refute me.
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Come walk with me.
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- You, come over here.
- Sir.
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- How are the storage preparations?
- My lord, walk slower!
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- The preparations are complete.
- You're so annoying!
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Shao Yong! Shao Yong!
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Shao Yong!
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Your Majesty.
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Your Majesty, what brings you here
at this time of night?
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Nothing.
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I just... couldn't fall asleep.
So I came to visit you guys.
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Thanks for all your hard work
protecting the Imperial Palace.
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Thanks for your contributions.
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It is my duty.
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Your Majesty, it is quite late.
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You should go back and get some rest.
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Yes, I shall.
Everything Shao Yong says is correct.
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Official, how about you
accompany me back?
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Yes, Your Majesty.
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Let's go!
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Your Majesty...
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Come on. Hurry up!
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Yes.
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Shao Yong, hurry.
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Your Majesty, I shall take my leave now.
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Shao Yong!
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Why are you leaving so fast?
It's not like I'm a tiger.
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Shen Jia.
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What are you looking at?
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I am looking at whatever
Your Majesty is looking at.
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Did you hear what I just said?
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Did you just... say something?
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Nope. Go and get some sleep.
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What did His Majesty just say?
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Greetings, Your Majesty.
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You may rise.
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Your Majesty.
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The south has suffered
many floods in the last year.
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While the Imperial Court has
been aiding affected citizens...
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all regions south of the Yangtze
have suffered crop shortages.
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As a result, many people are starving
and the situation is growing rampant.
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I believe there is need to
send a relief team to the area
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in order to prevent people with
ulterior motives from gaining control.
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We must send a group of
officials to the affected area
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to maintain order amongst the people
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and work with them to resolve this issue.
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The above is my recommendation.
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Your Majesty, please make your judgement.
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Looks like it's not that easy being king.
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People just constantly
swarm around like birds
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talking and talking about everything.
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I have no idea when this will be over.
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But wait.
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If I become a palace maid again...
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how am I supposed to
interact with Shao Yong?
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This is so frustrating.
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Your Majesty.
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Your Majesty.
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It's over?
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No. Official Wang has finished speaking.
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We are waiting for your word.
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Your advice isn't too great, anyway.
Next, next.
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Forgive my impudence, but might
I ask why you are dissatisfied?
00:23:35,930 --> 00:23:37,380
My satisfaction is irrelevant.
00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:39,789
You're ugly, please shut up. Got it?
00:23:39,789 --> 00:23:41,819
I understand.
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,650
Your Majesty.
00:23:48,650 --> 00:23:52,390
There are rumors that
there are invaders in the north.
00:23:54,910 --> 00:23:57,609
Lock His Majesty in
the ancestral chamber.
00:23:57,609 --> 00:24:00,410
No one shall visit him unless I allow it.
00:24:00,410 --> 00:24:02,900
How dare you talk back to me?
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,470
- Drag her out and execute her!
- What?
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,137
["The Couple": Short Skit]
00:24:17,759 --> 00:24:21,730
Hey Man Man, I'm craving
Japanese food lately. Let's go eat.
00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:27,519
Nothing.
00:24:32,529 --> 00:24:35,960
Look, the movie that actor's in
has grossed over three billion!
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,569
Let's go check it out!
00:24:37,569 --> 00:24:42,000
- Hold on, hold on.
- Stop gaming! You've been at it forever.
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,660
Why is no one covering the middle?
00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:46,430
Attack!
00:24:46,430 --> 00:24:48,769
Are you an idiot?
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:01,789
Your Majesty, it's time for bed.
00:25:14,259 --> 00:25:19,140
Definitely. I'm going to shower.
I'll be right back.
00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:20,869
Wait for me.
00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:25,410
Go, go, go! Fight them!
00:25:25,990 --> 00:25:28,809
Why are you such a coward?
Push him, push him!
00:25:28,809 --> 00:25:30,470
Why isn't there anyone in the middle?
00:25:30,470 --> 00:25:32,049
Why are you running? Why...
00:25:32,428 --> 00:25:39,428
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