All language subtitles for Gasmamman.S03E01.en

What the fuck...

There.

You want to ride more, right?

You little sweetheart.
You want to ride more, don't you?

But you can't.

Boys, what do you want for toppings?

–Because you suck!
–You're the one cheating!

Give him a horse bite, Kasper.

–Damn it, Kasper!
–Relax, boys. Eat.

–How many sandwiches?
–Just one.

–Kasper?
–I've got you now.

Don't complain about me,
You're the one who's losing.

–No, those are mine.
–Not any more.

–Good morning.
–Morning.

When did you get home last night?

–Why? Are you worried?
–Should I?

Chico knows his stuff.

–Who the fuck is Chico?
–Mummy's secret lover.

Someone you met in prison?

You're the one loosing, why are
you fucking complaining about me...

John... Can I borrow a
thousand bucks from you?

–For what?
–A new dress, which I'm wearing tonight.

How many do you need?
When are you going to pay me back?

–After tonight.
–We have to leave in five minutes.

–Where are you going?
–We're going to see our banker, Elise.

Calm down. Have a seat.

–A thousand bucks, no more.
–Thank you, Mummy!

Focus on the game, idiot!

If this is going to continue,
I'll have to start working doubles.

You'll have to start selling
children's clothes again.

Are you leaving now?

You're such a whiner, Kasper.

–Departure in ten minutes. Game over.
–Please, I'm in the middle of it!

Why do you always take so long?
What are you doing in here?

Can I have some papers?
What are you doing?

Yeah, I'm coming.

She needs papers.

Give her a warm welcome,
ladies and gentlemen, Juana!

What the fuck, thank you...

–What?
–You're filming me in the toilet!

Okay, okay, my bad.

What do you think about recording
the rest of our lives together?

–I love you.
–I love you too.

–Will you film me now?
–Why not?

–Maybe it's something interesting.
–Where are we going?

What do you think?

Chill out!

What did you do last night?

Be honest now, so you don't go down
for perjury and get six more months.

–You'll think I'm crazy.
–Too late.

Gustav doesn't do anything.
He just lounges around all day.

–So you were spying on your son?
–No, I just followed him.

All right... Then what did you see?

I happened to see a dirty text
message on his phone last week.

So he has a girlfriend. Good work,
Gustav. Do you know who it is?

It's Juana.

And what are you
going to do about it?

I don't know.

–Hi!
–Hey.

–Hello!
–Can't she ever be late?

–Maybe you can learn something from her.
–Me? You're late too, aren't you?

Hi!

Hi!

Sorry we're late.

That's all right. I've been walking
around and enjoying the place.

And then I met Urban over there,
who was a real gentleman.

–He showed me where the toilet was.
–What luck!

–Look at this.
–Wow!

What a funny retro–logo.
Did you draw it?

God, no. Nina. She has
started at the art academy.

–But my idea.
–That's great!

She has an opening
tonight at Katti's gallery.

–She would be very happy if you came.
–Yeah, why not?

But about what we
were going to talk about...

The bank guarantee doesn't
cover your costs, you say?

No, we'll probably need some
more money. Another 15 million.

Wow... To think that Anders' old
marina could become such a masterpiece.

The villas here will all be eco–houses–

–with extra insulation,
heat recovery and fibre.

A prestigious marina
with a restaurant and villas.

You may need to increase
your bank guarantee to 30 million.

So you don't run into
liquidity problems later.

It's a lot of money,
but we can handle it.

It's not the money that's my bank's
problem, it's your family's history.

Yes, I understand that.
But it is what it is.

What the fuck...

Hello?

Police! Don't touch anything!
Thank you, I'll take over.

You can back off a bit.
–Bolke, how are you?

Can you step back? Thanks.

–Hello!
–Hey, what's happening?

I was a few cars behind.
He drove straight into the car there.

He seems to be conscious anyway...

–We'll start at the bottom.
–I got it.

I'm just going to check on him first.

Hi. Are you okay? Can you get out?

Careful, an ambulance is on the way.

–Get him, Mimmi!
–Stop!

Idiot! Now you shut up.

–Are you taking over here?
–Damn it! Take it easy!

Thanks for your help.

I'm glad you were here.

Now get up!

The bird is locked up, with
seeds and everything. He crashed.

–There was nothing I could do.
–Okay, I'll get back to you.

–Well, what the fuck!
–Bolke got caught.

–Where's the money, then?
–With the cops.

Do you want another drink, or what?

In ten minutes, Rosales
will be missing his money...

Fix this, please.

I'll tell you today.

But he can fucking do
something to you. Are you sure?

I'm breaking up with him.

–Can I come with you?
–No.

Yes?

All right, then. I'm coming.

–I have to go.
–What?

–I have to go now.
–Now? We're going to eat...

I've got to go. Bye.

I love you.

It's your mum.

Wait, I'm coming!

What are you...?

Hey! We were just passing by,
we just thought...

I'm taking out the rubbish...

–We can have a coffee...
–I'm going to a friend's house.

–Everything okay?
–Yeah, are you okay?

We can't connect him to Barry.
Bolke won't make a sound.

No, but this is stressing Barry,
a stressed Barry will make mistakes.

–Nice work with Bolke, Mimmi.
–Were you there when it happened?

–Yeah, I was on my way from Mum's.
–Good timing.

Hey. Does it hurt?

–Do you need painkillers?
–No.

All right, then.
This man, do you know him?

No, I don't.

Not at all?

I reserve the right to remain silent.

–Where is he?
–The toilet.

–Sit down.
–Thank you.

Música, maestro!

Juanita...

No beautiful woman
has ever let me down.

So I'm sending you
the information. All right?

If it hadn't been for the food,
I would've left already.

It's wonderful, isn't it?

And the female guards are
getting more and more beautiful...

But... Your visits, they...

Mum thinks it'll be fine.
She says hello.

I'm glad someone's hopeful.

Another witness, another chance.
Soon you'll be free.

Come on, what is it?

–Gustav is with Juana.
–Oh, fuck. Is he in love?

If he's in love?
What does it matter?

Yes, it matters a lot.

Hello? It's Juana.

Why don't you talk to him?
Get straight to the point.

–You're his mum.
–But what if he doesn't listen?

There are three things
that are important.

To stay calm.
To listen. And to be honest.

–How are things with John?
–Great.

Lovely.

–Hi, honey.
–Hi.

Hi.

What are you doing?

Take it easy.

You... I, um...

–I want to talk to you about something.
–What do you want to say?

–How are you?
–Good. And how are you?

I'm fine.

–I...
–I'll be out in a week.

–What?
–"What?"

Why don't you look a little happier?

There will be no backtracking on
the sentence. I'll get out as planned.

Are you doing any other shit?

–Is Barry throwing himself at you?
–No.

I just want to get out
and start doing biz again.

Rosales wants me instead
of that fucking dork Barry.

I've been quiet in here
and Rosales knows it.

That's good.

I have to go. I'm going to work.

I have to... I have to leave early.

–What are you doing?
–Meeting.

–But I'll talk to you later.
–You've only been here three minutes.

–Yes, but I'm in a hurry.
–So you're just leaving?

–Bye. I have to go.
–Okay.

Leave, then.

Juana?

Hi How are you?

I'm fine. It's these visits...
It's so fucking hard.

What are you doing here?

I've been visiting a friend.

You're not pregnant?

I was told that Speedy
will be out in a few days.

–It's just that... Yeah, bye.
–Bye.

–Welcome.
–Thank you, thank you.

–Sit down.
–Are you Larus?

–No.
–Okay...

Hello, my friends! Welcome!

–Larus.
–Thank you. Barry.

Hey.

There. You're welcome.

–Whoa, whoa, whoa.
–Thank you.

–For a new friendship?
–Yeah... "Skál".

The "L" must come
out in the cheeks. "Skál."

–"Skál."
–Yes, yes. Skál.

–Yeah, that's good.
–Cheers.

–Very good.
–Can we talk somewhere?

Of course we can.

Here are hairnets.

So...

–Do you feel the competition?
–Yes, I do.

Try this.

Coarsely ground cod, prawns,
crab, squid, secret spices...

My mum always said you
have to eat when you talk.

But I don't eat fish.

–Do you want something?
–Yeah, fuck...

The market is big enough for both of us.

Absolutely, just stay on
your side of the field–

–and sell at market price
and we'll be fine.

I'd rather not come back here.

–Can I keep this?
–Of course. It suits you.

Thank you, please.

–Very good.
–Thank you.

I want to know who he's buying from.

This could lead to war.
Not good for business.

War is our business.

Why don't we go there in a real car,
attract some attention?

–Yes!
–Should we get there in a tin can?

Do you know how much
a collector would pay for it?

–Sell it, then. We need the money.
–Fuck it, then.

–You can drive my car.
–You can drive home.

See! That's what happens when you
drive around with a computer on wheels!

Fucking car alarm...

–Hey!
–God, you scared me!

Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

–I knocked on the door downstairs, but...
–You're so pretty!

–Hi. How are you?
–It's all right.

–How does it feel to live at home again?
–Very nice.

–Sleeping in your own bed.
–One step at a time.

–Hi!
–Hi.

Hey, kid. Look how big you've gotten.

Hey!

Isn't he beautiful?

He has started eating by himself now.

How nice it was to see him.

We're going to Kattis' gallery,
would you like to join us?

No, it's too crowded.
I can't handle it now.

But don't worry about me,
I'm just a little tired.

–I'll call you.
–Yeah. See you another day.

–Bye.
–Bye.

I'm sorry!
I didn't know what to...

It's okay, it went really well.
Let's go.

Did you know that it's cheaper
to educate a person at Harvard...

...than to let someone
be in a Swedish prison?

I cost the government
5,500 SEK per day.

It's fucking criminal.

Yeah...

But this is a light in the darkness.

–Hey!
–Thank you very much.

–It's been a long time.
–Hi.

–Are you nervous?
–No.

–Have you sold anything?
–Not yet.

It will be very exciting.

I see some champagne there.
Would you like some?

–Shall I take those?
–This is Kattis.

–Hi! And you are?
–I'm Lollo.

–I'm the wife of Simon.
–Oh!

You're the one who's married to Simon!
This is nice. Expensive!

–Hi, Grandma! Glad you came!
–What a beautiful girl you are! So...

I'm not staying long.
It's too crowded for me.

–But it's good for me.
–The cultural elite! Hey.

There's a lot of coke,
crisps and strawberries.

–Where?
–There at the table.

–Hey!
–Hey, sweetheart!

–Hi.
–Congratulations.

–What a lovely dress you got.
–Thank you!

–Here you go.
–Shall I open it now?

Oh, wow! It's yours.

It was for 30 years, now it's yours.

God, what a nice new one you have put on.
Thank you so much.

I'll just go...

–Hey!
–Hey!

–Nice show, sis.
–Show?

–Yeah, what can I say?
–Exhibition.

–How's it going?
–I think Mum knows.

–But I can't figure out how.
–Mummy magic. Fucking weird.

–Tell, so you don't have to sneak around.
–Speedy.

Yeah, right. Be careful.

–Good luck.
–Thank you. We'll talk more later.

Hey, boys.

–Well, what do you think?
–I think she's pretty good.

Pretty good? She's the fucking best!

Well... One just wonders
what she has in her head.

–Bye.
–What? Aren't you coming?

No, I just needed a ride.
Thank you!

–How were you going to fix this, then?
–I have no fucking idea.

–Very much so...
–Oh, sorry!

Nobody's looking, let's go!

–The other pocket!
–Fuck...

Hide it!

–Bye. Take care of yourself.
–You too.

All right, boys. The cool
brother has to go. See ya.

Well... You look great!

–The villain came.
–Hey...

Be careful. Some people who
say that, disappear without a trace.

And I don't promise to buy anything.
My taste is a little more refined.

I like animals and sunsets and
things like that. Just so you know.

Hi.

–Maybe I should have called first...
–Didn't you fire him?

Yes, from Rose. Now he's been
reassigned to the villain department.

Dickhead. Are you as
interested in art as Barry?

No, we don't really
have the same tastes.

What are your tastes, then?
Suicidal blondes?

Sorry, but you know I had
no choice at the time.

–Simon...
–Yeah?

–You have something on your nose.
–Do I?

It's not supposed to be there,
it's supposed to be in my nose.

–What the fuck... Are you here for work?
–No. I'm a big art lover.

–Have you seen Barry lately?
–We don't move in the same circles.

Sonja! Hey!

And Emil!

Nice to meet you!

I'm pretty close to one of
your mates at the moment.

–Hans Bolke.
–Who?

Nice to see you doing
charity work now, Barry.

And thanks for the millions
you gave the police earlier today.

–It was much needed.
–If everybody's happy, I'm happy.

See you.

–I've really missed you.
–It's not mutual.

–But what's he doing here?
–Looking at paintings.

He's my art advisor.

–Welcome.
–Whoa!

–Here you go.
–Thank you!

Okay, I'll go poo.

Can I have another one?

–Everything okay?
–Yeah.

–I'm going to buy a painting.
–Right. Which one?

The one of you in prison.
I'm so proud!

–Okay... Where is it?
–Over there!

I'm going home.
I can't hear myself think.

–Shall I drive you?
–I'll take a taxi.

–Can we go home now?
–Come with me.

–Can't you take Nico with you?
–Of course.

His stuff is over there.

Can't that change of residence be
completed so she can move back home?

Do you know how many poopy
nappies you've avoided because of Mum?

–Did you tell him?
–No. It wasn't the time.

All right.

I hate that he still controls my life.

But I'm not afraid for me, but for yours.

Speedy won't accept anything.
He'll kill you if he finds out.

Did you come here just to
tell me I'm going to die now?

For me? What...?

Shit... What is this?

Open it later, okay? And call me.

All right. Thanks.

I love him.

You know what she
and Barry are doing?

–You shouldn't to say something.
–You know she's with Speedy?

–Mum, just stop.
–Does he know about you?

How do you know about that?
Has Barry said anything?

No, I just saw you.
How long has this been going on?

–It doesn't matter.
–You can be with whoever you want.

–Exactly.
–But not Juana.

Can you hear yourself?

Leave.

I used to do a bit of it myself
when I was young. Not at this level...

There you are. You must be so proud!

You know what? Now I can
tell you that I have good news.

–You're buying a painting?
–You're approved by the bank!

–Wow!
–God, how nice!

–Wait, we have to make a toast.
–Yes, of course.

Sonja, I'm so impressed with you.
You seem to have everything under control.

I mean it. Not many people
can go through what you did–

–and come out on
the other side whole.

Above all, you've
handled the kids so well.

Thank you.

I'll have another one. Cheers!

Hold on. Come on. Okay, now. Go.

Oh, fuck! Fuck, I got dizzy!

I'm impressed.
You really have your own style.

Like a sloppy Linus Areklew.
Do you know him?

But then I don't have
a style all my own.

Are you nervous? I'm fine.

That one! That's powerful.
I like that one.

–It's called "Kidnapped".
–Is that what it's called?

Back up and take a look.

Well... I see.

OK, well... I'll buy it now.

It shouldn't hang
here for public viewing.

Look but don't touch.
You can't take it home with you.

–No.
–But you can take me home.

–Gladly.
–No, I'm just kidding.

Let's do this. We put a little
red dot here in the corner–

–and it's sold to Barry.

Why don't we do some driving?

Linus and Kasper, stop!

Fucking shitty kids!

–How much have you had to drink?
–What? Enough...

Hey... Do we have to go home?

And then you think?

What if we were to go to a place where
we could be left alone for a while?

–And do something else.
–I'm the one driving the car.

–Where were you planning to go?
–We'll see.

You've been driving for far too long now.
It's my turn.

If I climb over and
at the same time... Wow.

Wait, wait, wait... No.

A trip into town, what do you say?

If your dad catches us,
we're screwed!

–Give me.
–What the fuck are you doing?

–You're gonna have to take the wheel.
–I'm not going to take the wheel!

Here, you take the wheel.

Then I'll take the wheel with my dick!

What are you doing?
Look at the road, Kasper!

Fuck, we're going to die!

–Thank you everyone.
–Bye!

–I sold eleven paintings!
–Damn, you're good!

I knew it. I'd never have
bet on you otherwise.

Thank you so much for everything.
See you tomorrow.

–I don't want...
–Yes, you do.

–Damn, you scared me!
–It's me!

Oh, God...

Can we sit down and talk somewhere?

I would need it if nothing else.

–You can forget about that.
–Nina...

–Can I explain?
–No.

I think we should go home now.

–Do you have a train to catch?
–Damn, you're boring!

Oh, shit... What was that?

I don't know, mate.
You'll have to go out and check.

Okay. Here, take it.

Do you see something?

–What was it, then?
–A badger.

A badger?

Let's go home, then.

There you go...

It's just a car alarm.

But hey... What if it's our car?

What the fuck... Fuck it!

–No, you have to check.
–What the fuck...

Don't move.

Ha! Yeah! I told you not to move.

Pull down your tights.