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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:05,703 ♪ Girls can tell 2 00:00:06,842 --> 00:00:08,775 ♪ Girls can tell 3 00:00:08,879 --> 00:00:11,054 [bright music] 4 00:00:11,571 --> 00:00:15,920 ♪ Girls can tell if things are right ♪ 5 00:00:16,162 --> 00:00:19,683 ♪ When they kiss a boy goodnight ♪ 6 00:00:19,855 --> 00:00:21,029 ♪ And I can tell ♪ 7 00:00:21,133 --> 00:00:23,790 Look, you know that I get you. 8 00:00:23,894 --> 00:00:27,760 The laziness, the attitude, the weird sense of humor. 9 00:00:27,932 --> 00:00:31,695 That stuff doesn't bother me. Actually helps break up my day. 10 00:00:33,041 --> 00:00:34,422 Thank you. 11 00:00:34,525 --> 00:00:36,941 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're getting complaints again. 12 00:00:37,045 --> 00:00:38,771 You're infuriating customers. 13 00:00:38,874 --> 00:00:40,945 Okay, but you're the boss, 14 00:00:41,049 --> 00:00:42,982 and you just said that you get me, 15 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:45,467 so that's all that matters, we're good. 16 00:00:45,571 --> 00:00:48,056 June, you understand you're not a pharmacist. 17 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:49,506 You can't prescribe medication. 18 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:53,234 I kind of understand. 19 00:00:53,337 --> 00:00:54,476 [Bill] You know how you told Mrs. Coraci 20 00:00:54,580 --> 00:00:55,995 she needed to be on Zoloft the other day? 21 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:57,134 Yeah. 22 00:00:57,238 --> 00:00:59,309 She came in for a colonoscopy prep. 23 00:00:59,481 --> 00:01:02,243 Yeah, and she was way too stressed out about it. 24 00:01:02,346 --> 00:01:04,107 We had a nice conversation. I helped her. 25 00:01:04,348 --> 00:01:07,317 Did you know that she runs sales at Affy Tapple? 26 00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:08,870 The one in the mall? 27 00:01:08,973 --> 00:01:11,217 People just want to get their medicine in peace 28 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:13,564 and not get judged by June the Almighty. 29 00:01:13,668 --> 00:01:17,982 Okay, okay. You're the boss. Whatever you need, you got it. 30 00:01:18,155 --> 00:01:19,294 Thank you. 31 00:01:23,229 --> 00:01:24,334 Start with her. 32 00:01:30,063 --> 00:01:32,307 Hello, customer. How may I help you? 33 00:01:32,411 --> 00:01:34,551 Which one of these is the most reliable? 34 00:01:34,827 --> 00:01:37,209 Well, it depends. Do you want to be pregnant? 35 00:01:37,312 --> 00:01:39,072 Or do you want it to be not pregnant? 36 00:01:39,176 --> 00:01:40,419 Why does that matter? 37 00:01:40,522 --> 00:01:43,146 Well, teenagers usually get Blue Morning, 38 00:01:43,422 --> 00:01:45,493 and couples usually get First Response. 39 00:01:45,596 --> 00:01:47,978 I just want to know if I'm pregnant. 40 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:49,635 Well, just do Blue Morning. 41 00:01:51,844 --> 00:01:53,846 [upbeat music] 42 00:02:03,925 --> 00:02:07,825 ♪ Darling, darlin' 43 00:02:07,929 --> 00:02:12,865 ♪ I'm falling, oh 44 00:02:14,729 --> 00:02:17,973 ♪ I'm your man 45 00:02:19,734 --> 00:02:24,808 ♪ Guess I've been taking a lot from you ♪ 46 00:02:25,326 --> 00:02:28,156 ♪ Oh, oh 47 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:31,055 -♪ Searching so long -[mouthing] 48 00:02:31,159 --> 00:02:33,472 ♪ For the truth 49 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,888 ♪ Oh, oh 50 00:02:35,991 --> 00:02:37,924 ♪ You hoped that girl would 51 00:02:38,028 --> 00:02:40,203 ♪ Chase you out the door 52 00:02:40,513 --> 00:02:44,310 ♪ As you think that it's already too late ♪ 53 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:48,280 ♪ Searching for meaning in a combination of notes ♪ 54 00:02:48,383 --> 00:02:51,904 ♪ Don't overthink it, don't overthink it ♪ 55 00:02:52,007 --> 00:02:55,114 ♪ Tired to wake so early 56 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:56,840 ♪ Get up in the morning 57 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:58,945 ♪ It just hurts 58 00:02:59,394 --> 00:03:01,983 ♪ And I think of all of those ♪ 59 00:03:02,397 --> 00:03:05,573 ♪ Little things that you and I ♪ 60 00:03:05,676 --> 00:03:07,713 ♪ Can do 61 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:11,786 ♪ And now I've taken too many hits ♪ 62 00:03:11,889 --> 00:03:16,480 ♪ Oh, I'm breaking off with all that stuff ♪ 63 00:03:16,584 --> 00:03:19,656 ♪ "Anybody else wants some?" 64 00:03:20,104 --> 00:03:22,245 ♪ That's no good reason ♪ 65 00:03:24,281 --> 00:03:27,042 ♪ I broke up with Edison 66 00:03:27,146 --> 00:03:29,873 ♪ I've had enough 67 00:03:30,322 --> 00:03:32,393 ♪ Oh 68 00:03:32,807 --> 00:03:34,084 ♪ Shy 69 00:03:34,187 --> 00:03:37,294 ♪ And fast times in the park 70 00:03:37,398 --> 00:03:40,297 I'm home! 71 00:03:40,677 --> 00:03:43,266 [reporter] The assailant's identities are sill unknown, 72 00:03:43,369 --> 00:03:45,371 however, as they were able 73 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,304 to disable the security camera. 74 00:03:47,408 --> 00:03:50,652 I said I'm home. I had sex with an alien. 75 00:03:50,756 --> 00:03:52,033 Finally. 76 00:03:52,136 --> 00:03:54,104 Shut up, you little twerp. 77 00:03:54,380 --> 00:03:56,969 Long day at work. You must be starving. 78 00:03:58,281 --> 00:03:59,592 Work was boring, 79 00:03:59,696 --> 00:04:01,870 and I understand you're insinuating that I'm starving 80 00:04:01,974 --> 00:04:03,872 because I'm a fat toad who can't stop eating. 81 00:04:03,976 --> 00:04:07,531 Oh, no, that's not, um... I'll fix you a plate. 82 00:04:07,635 --> 00:04:09,464 It doesn't really look healthy. 83 00:04:09,568 --> 00:04:11,742 -I'll fix you a small plate. -Okay. 84 00:04:11,846 --> 00:04:15,090 Don't sleep on mom's cooking. This shit is bomb as fuck. 85 00:04:15,194 --> 00:04:19,198 I'm glad you think gluten is bomb. I personally don't. 86 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:21,338 Okay, well, like, you don't know anything 87 00:04:21,442 --> 00:04:22,581 about anything, so. 88 00:04:22,684 --> 00:04:24,548 Stop touching yourself, pervert. 89 00:04:24,652 --> 00:04:25,825 Oh, keep talking, keep talking. 90 00:04:25,929 --> 00:04:27,620 Ew! Ew! Shut up. 91 00:04:28,103 --> 00:04:29,415 Clean that up, please. 92 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:30,692 Oh, um. I'm sorry mom. Thank you, Mom 93 00:04:30,796 --> 00:04:33,143 I love you, Mom. You are the best mom. 94 00:04:33,246 --> 00:04:34,627 Thank you, Jonathan. 95 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:38,562 So what's wrong with gluten all of a sudden? 96 00:04:38,666 --> 00:04:40,219 I'm allergic to it. 97 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:41,393 Since when? 98 00:04:41,496 --> 00:04:43,740 Mm, probably since I was born. 99 00:04:43,843 --> 00:04:46,605 You guys have actually been poisoning me up until now. 100 00:04:46,708 --> 00:04:49,401 -She got that test. -What test? With who? 101 00:04:49,504 --> 00:04:51,920 -With Dr. Weisman. -Weisman? 102 00:04:52,024 --> 00:04:54,613 I told you Dr. Weisman gave her the allergy test. 103 00:04:54,716 --> 00:04:56,684 Yeah, Dad, this was, like, six months ago. 104 00:04:56,787 --> 00:04:58,686 Three months before my neck tingling thing 105 00:04:58,789 --> 00:05:01,240 and a couple of weeks after my arm tingling thing. 106 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:03,415 Sweetie, if you're so allergic to gluten, 107 00:05:03,518 --> 00:05:05,520 then why are you eating cheeseburgers all the time? 108 00:05:06,245 --> 00:05:07,591 And how about that cupcake 109 00:05:07,695 --> 00:05:09,213 that you've got locked up in your bedroom? 110 00:05:09,317 --> 00:05:10,525 What you're doing right now 111 00:05:10,629 --> 00:05:12,562 is legally considered body shaming. 112 00:05:12,665 --> 00:05:14,736 You're creating neural pathways in my brain 113 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,255 that basically guarantee the rest of my life 114 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:17,912 is ruined forever. 115 00:05:18,015 --> 00:05:20,293 I'm gonna break into your cupcake safe. 116 00:05:20,501 --> 00:05:21,571 No, you're not. You don't know the combination. 117 00:05:21,674 --> 00:05:23,262 Only me and mom know. Right, Mom? 118 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:24,470 I haven't told anyone. 119 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,645 Yeah, well, I'm actually gonna break into it 120 00:05:26,748 --> 00:05:28,819 and wipe it on my ass and put it back in. 121 00:05:28,923 --> 00:05:31,684 And you're not even going to know that I did it, so. 122 00:05:31,788 --> 00:05:33,755 Well, I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face. 123 00:05:33,928 --> 00:05:35,032 Stop it. 124 00:05:35,619 --> 00:05:37,276 There's nothing wrong with gluten. 125 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:38,311 Yes, there is. It's bad. 126 00:05:38,415 --> 00:05:40,279 There are no bad foods. 127 00:05:40,383 --> 00:05:42,281 Yep. Burgers are bomb. 128 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:43,731 Especially from Freddy's. 129 00:05:43,903 --> 00:05:45,560 Oh, my God, Mom, he's trolling me right now. 130 00:05:45,664 --> 00:05:48,218 -What did he say? -No, no, no, he's right. 131 00:05:48,805 --> 00:05:50,220 We're not allowed to go to Freddy's 132 00:05:50,323 --> 00:05:52,291 just because you're triggered. 133 00:05:52,498 --> 00:05:55,363 That's not fair. Freddy's is my favorite burger. 134 00:05:55,467 --> 00:05:57,469 Mm-hmm. Yeah, Freddy's is perf. 135 00:05:57,641 --> 00:06:00,126 I'm gonna be up in that ho mañana. 136 00:06:00,299 --> 00:06:01,611 -Mom. -[Arnold] No, no, no, no. 137 00:06:01,714 --> 00:06:03,406 You realize that this is still a free country, right? 138 00:06:03,578 --> 00:06:05,408 And it's not a monarchy. 139 00:06:05,511 --> 00:06:08,652 And this is not Queen June's private castle. 140 00:06:08,756 --> 00:06:10,413 Just go to a different location. 141 00:06:10,516 --> 00:06:11,793 Why do you have to go to that one? 142 00:06:11,897 --> 00:06:13,968 Because it's around the corner. 143 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:16,764 What? I'm supposed to go all the way to the one across town 144 00:06:16,867 --> 00:06:18,766 just because Davey dumped you? 145 00:06:18,869 --> 00:06:19,801 Arnold! 146 00:06:19,905 --> 00:06:21,147 [Arnold] Well, well, what's the big deal? 147 00:06:21,251 --> 00:06:23,149 You'll meet someone else. You're a growing girl. 148 00:06:23,322 --> 00:06:24,461 [June gasps] 149 00:06:24,806 --> 00:06:27,533 What is that supposed to mean? 150 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:30,294 Okay, okay. There are no bad foods. 151 00:06:30,398 --> 00:06:34,195 And we are not talking about Freddy's or Davey at the table. 152 00:06:34,367 --> 00:06:38,475 Okay, well, Davey was a dope as fuck. 153 00:06:38,579 --> 00:06:39,856 That guy was a pimp. 154 00:06:39,959 --> 00:06:42,548 He's talking about sex trafficking at the dinner table. 155 00:06:42,824 --> 00:06:45,482 And if we're going to dissect all of my relationships, 156 00:06:45,586 --> 00:06:46,828 then we need to go around the table, 157 00:06:46,932 --> 00:06:49,555 starting with dad's weird gambling problem. 158 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:52,558 For your information, young lady, it's not a problem. 159 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:55,561 It's a hobby pursued by rich people, 160 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,977 famous people, and also me. 161 00:06:58,081 --> 00:07:00,842 Okay, well, I've never been arrested for one of my hobbies. 162 00:07:00,946 --> 00:07:02,637 [upbeat music] 163 00:07:22,070 --> 00:07:24,935 [alarm ringing] 164 00:07:29,940 --> 00:07:31,494 [yawns] 165 00:07:33,944 --> 00:07:35,808 Morning, guys. 166 00:07:37,154 --> 00:07:41,780 Uh, I slept okay. Yeah, I mean, I'm tired. 167 00:07:42,608 --> 00:07:45,266 Oh, my God, you guys are the best. I love you. 168 00:07:46,163 --> 00:07:47,233 [cellphone chimes] 169 00:07:48,269 --> 00:07:50,271 What? Because I don't sleep in my makeup. 170 00:07:50,374 --> 00:07:52,376 Ew. You're blocked. 171 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:53,964 [cellphone chimes] 172 00:07:54,551 --> 00:07:58,624 Uh, did I dream about Davey again? 173 00:07:59,004 --> 00:08:03,595 Well, let's see in the past 600 "Wake Up With June" streams, 174 00:08:03,698 --> 00:08:05,079 when have I not? 175 00:08:05,493 --> 00:08:06,218 [cellphone chimes] 176 00:08:06,321 --> 00:08:08,565 When did the dreams start? 177 00:08:09,635 --> 00:08:12,983 I would say since we broke up. 178 00:08:13,087 --> 00:08:13,812 [cellphone chimes] 179 00:08:14,191 --> 00:08:16,124 Well, yeah, of course it means something. 180 00:08:16,228 --> 00:08:17,332 [cellphone chimes] 181 00:08:18,437 --> 00:08:21,336 I don't know. Maybe pancakes. 182 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:24,685 [upbeat music] 183 00:08:29,690 --> 00:08:33,107 ♪ Boyz are bad, boyz are bad, boyz are bad ♪ 184 00:08:38,353 --> 00:08:42,047 ♪ Boyz are bad, boyz are bad, boyz are bad ♪ 185 00:08:46,879 --> 00:08:49,606 ♪ Boyz are bad, boyz are bad, boyz are bad ♪ 186 00:08:49,710 --> 00:08:52,195 This is one of his favorite songs. Yeah. 187 00:08:52,954 --> 00:08:55,439 Remember, you can listen to the full Davey playlist 188 00:08:55,543 --> 00:08:58,857 on my Spotify, link in bio. 189 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:04,379 ♪ That's the danger 190 00:09:05,933 --> 00:09:07,969 I brought you some hot chocolate. 191 00:09:09,488 --> 00:09:10,593 [music stops] 192 00:09:10,696 --> 00:09:12,353 Mom, you're interrupting my stream. 193 00:09:12,456 --> 00:09:13,699 This is really embarrassing. 194 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,528 Are you getting any followers with this? 195 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:17,082 [June] Mom, that's so embarrassing. 196 00:09:17,185 --> 00:09:18,842 I don't want them to know I care about followers, okay? 197 00:09:18,946 --> 00:09:20,637 And no, I don't want hot chocolate right now. 198 00:09:20,741 --> 00:09:22,777 Okay, fine, fine. I'll give it to Jonathan. 199 00:09:22,881 --> 00:09:24,917 Wait. I'll take it, I want it. Thank you. 200 00:09:26,091 --> 00:09:26,643 June. 201 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:29,750 Are you going to work today or not? 202 00:09:29,853 --> 00:09:33,201 I don't know, maybe. Stop interrogating me. 203 00:09:34,582 --> 00:09:36,032 Hi, June Squad. 204 00:09:36,135 --> 00:09:38,068 Uh, my daughter needs to go to work right now 205 00:09:38,172 --> 00:09:41,693 because she's saving up to get her own place someday. 206 00:09:41,934 --> 00:09:43,695 That will be in years from now. 207 00:09:43,798 --> 00:09:45,593 And, Mom, I really don't need 208 00:09:45,697 --> 00:09:48,320 you addressing my squad like that. 209 00:09:48,423 --> 00:09:49,839 But I gave birth to you. 210 00:09:49,942 --> 00:09:52,393 I mean, there wouldn't be a squad without me. 211 00:09:52,911 --> 00:09:54,982 Oh, my God, why are moms obsessed with birth? 212 00:09:55,085 --> 00:10:00,090 Uh...um, Bill called on the landline, June, please. 213 00:10:00,297 --> 00:10:03,576 Okay. Don't use people's real names while I'm streaming. 214 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,095 I don't care. 215 00:10:05,613 --> 00:10:07,511 I don't want him to get doxxed. 216 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,755 Okay, bye, June Squad. 217 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,136 [cellphone chimes] 218 00:10:11,688 --> 00:10:14,380 Oh, well, thank you, JackWolf43. 219 00:10:14,484 --> 00:10:18,453 Okay, okay. You're done. Mom, you're done. Please go. 220 00:10:18,557 --> 00:10:19,592 -Stop reading the comments. -Bye! 221 00:10:19,696 --> 00:10:20,455 You're done. 222 00:10:21,491 --> 00:10:22,872 So annoying. 223 00:10:22,975 --> 00:10:24,252 -[cellphone chimes] -[door closes] 224 00:10:24,356 --> 00:10:28,222 What? Ew! No, you can't have a three-way with us. 225 00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:29,879 Blocked. Ugh! 226 00:10:31,294 --> 00:10:33,572 ♪ Moving at the speed of light, light on my feet ♪ 227 00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:36,126 ♪ Bitches act like gettin' sneaked the typa bitch I be ♪ 228 00:10:36,230 --> 00:10:39,233 ♪ My history not a mystery, got 'em missin' me ♪ 229 00:10:39,336 --> 00:10:41,442 ♪ A thousand look like a centipede, like infinity ♪ 230 00:10:41,545 --> 00:10:44,238 -Ooh! -Ow! Ow! Ow! 231 00:10:44,997 --> 00:10:46,136 I'm sorry. Are you okay? 232 00:10:46,654 --> 00:10:48,898 Yeah, I'll be fine. Sorry. 233 00:10:49,001 --> 00:10:51,003 I was just dealing with this annoying lady on eBay. 234 00:10:51,107 --> 00:10:53,247 I'm trying to sell her a frickin' platypus Beanie Baby, 235 00:10:53,350 --> 00:10:54,627 and she's having all these problems. 236 00:10:54,973 --> 00:10:56,215 The hustle never ends. 237 00:10:56,319 --> 00:10:58,424 Yeah, I know, yeah, no, it doesn't. 238 00:11:01,013 --> 00:11:03,084 Uh, did you find everything you need? 239 00:11:03,188 --> 00:11:05,984 Oh. Uh, yeah. Why, you work here or something? 240 00:11:06,087 --> 00:11:08,193 I do. I'm June, at your service. 241 00:11:08,296 --> 00:11:11,817 Oh, uh, Owen. Pleasure to be serviced by you. 242 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,578 -[chuckles] -Sorry, that sounded weird. 243 00:11:14,682 --> 00:11:16,373 Uh, it's nice to meet you, June. 244 00:11:16,477 --> 00:11:17,305 -Oh. -Got to go. 245 00:11:17,409 --> 00:11:18,513 Bye, Owen. 246 00:11:18,893 --> 00:11:20,308 ♪ Be something beautiful ♪ 247 00:11:20,412 --> 00:11:22,034 ♪ And this diamond ring 248 00:11:22,138 --> 00:11:23,760 Yeah, I was talking to a pretty enthusiastic girl. 249 00:11:24,036 --> 00:11:25,693 Yeah, I got the stuff. 250 00:11:25,797 --> 00:11:30,008 ♪ Won't have to break like mine did ♪ 251 00:11:30,111 --> 00:11:31,906 Oh, my God, did you ring up that cute guy? 252 00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:35,530 Yeah. June, he's obviously too tall for you. 253 00:11:37,774 --> 00:11:41,847 Pantyhose, gloves, three Twix bars. 254 00:11:42,434 --> 00:11:44,298 Fucking marry me. 255 00:11:44,885 --> 00:11:46,403 [door chimes] 256 00:11:50,718 --> 00:11:51,788 Hello, sir. 257 00:11:53,410 --> 00:11:54,653 Got your samples. 258 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,689 -June, can you sign, please? -Yeah. 259 00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:59,589 ♪ This diamond ring can be dreams that are coming true ♪ 260 00:11:59,692 --> 00:12:01,315 These like super drugs or something? 261 00:12:01,418 --> 00:12:03,835 VD meds, like gold to some people. 262 00:12:03,938 --> 00:12:05,077 [chuckles] 263 00:12:05,353 --> 00:12:06,423 Yeah, I bet. 264 00:12:07,217 --> 00:12:09,392 I don't suppose you're looking for a reason 265 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:10,842 to need these meds. 266 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,948 Are you hitting on me 267 00:12:14,052 --> 00:12:16,399 and saying you're going to give me an STD? 268 00:12:16,813 --> 00:12:17,572 Mm-hmm. 269 00:12:18,642 --> 00:12:19,954 Damn, you're nasty. 270 00:12:22,198 --> 00:12:24,717 So sorry, sir. She was just kidding. 271 00:12:24,821 --> 00:12:26,478 Are you trying to get me sued? 272 00:12:26,581 --> 00:12:28,273 [door opens, chimes] 273 00:12:29,653 --> 00:12:30,723 I need a coffee break. 274 00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:32,311 You haven't even clocked in yet! 275 00:12:32,415 --> 00:12:34,555 I haven't been getting paid for any of this? 276 00:12:34,658 --> 00:12:35,970 Ugh! 277 00:12:36,177 --> 00:12:38,145 ♪ Hit the pop rocks, hit the pop rock ♪ 278 00:12:38,248 --> 00:12:40,664 ♪ Hit the pop rock, hit the pop, run it, run it ♪ 279 00:12:40,768 --> 00:12:42,356 Give me a double macchiato. 280 00:12:42,459 --> 00:12:44,047 ♪ Yes, I'm a knockout 281 00:12:44,151 --> 00:12:46,567 ♪ I bring fire when a Pop-Tart pop out ♪ 282 00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:47,775 ♪ Born from a volcano 283 00:12:47,879 --> 00:12:48,914 ♪ I Drain Gang like a 284 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,364 [June] Oh, my God, it's really easy. 285 00:12:50,467 --> 00:12:53,505 I've tested so many times in the last six months. 286 00:12:53,781 --> 00:12:55,990 I just keep Quests on my home page. 287 00:12:56,508 --> 00:12:59,097 That's great. Sounds like you have really bad allergies. 288 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,651 Well, technically not yet because they've all come back 289 00:13:01,754 --> 00:13:04,585 negative, but I keep trying. 290 00:13:05,137 --> 00:13:08,278 Okay, um, can we get back to my son's prescription, please? 291 00:13:08,451 --> 00:13:09,314 [June] Oh. 292 00:13:11,143 --> 00:13:15,354 All right. This looks like you. Um, twice a day with food. 293 00:13:16,183 --> 00:13:18,012 What a cute TikTok bio. 294 00:13:19,496 --> 00:13:21,636 Thanks. Um, now, are there any side effects 295 00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:23,224 I should know about? 296 00:13:23,328 --> 00:13:25,192 My little Anthony here has a very sensitive tum tum. 297 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,642 Mommy, I need to go poo poo. 298 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,128 That's his fifth time going poo poo today. 299 00:13:30,231 --> 00:13:32,406 Any chance you guys could keep conversations 300 00:13:32,509 --> 00:13:33,925 like that in private? 301 00:13:34,028 --> 00:13:35,927 Some of us lean more towards constipation, 302 00:13:36,030 --> 00:13:37,583 and it can be really triggering. 303 00:13:37,687 --> 00:13:40,414 What is up with your generation and being triggered? 304 00:13:40,517 --> 00:13:42,968 Don't ever have kids then. God forbid. 305 00:13:43,141 --> 00:13:44,556 Do I look pregnant? 306 00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:46,040 Yeah, you look bloated. 307 00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:48,767 She's weird. Come on. 308 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,252 ♪ Oh, girl 309 00:13:51,356 --> 00:13:52,460 [door chimes] 310 00:13:53,323 --> 00:13:57,500 ♪ There's nothing I'd rather do ♪ 311 00:14:00,503 --> 00:14:02,988 ♪ Than spend some time 312 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,611 ♪ And know you're mine 313 00:14:05,715 --> 00:14:09,684 ♪ On a summer's day with you 314 00:14:16,691 --> 00:14:17,623 Davey! 315 00:14:19,556 --> 00:14:20,695 You gotta stop. 316 00:14:22,421 --> 00:14:23,457 What? 317 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,217 You have got to stop. 318 00:14:25,493 --> 00:14:26,460 Stop what? 319 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:28,427 Stalking me online. 320 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,015 I thought that blocking you 321 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,361 and unfriending you would send a message. 322 00:14:31,465 --> 00:14:33,674 But you keep making these burner profiles. 323 00:14:33,777 --> 00:14:35,676 What? No, those aren't me. 324 00:14:36,021 --> 00:14:38,921 Who else would be June Loves Boba? 325 00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:40,612 Okay, that one's me. 326 00:14:40,715 --> 00:14:42,959 Um, but I just like to keep in touch with everybody. 327 00:14:43,063 --> 00:14:44,927 You know, it's not personal. 328 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,136 How was the Grand Canyon, by the way? 329 00:14:47,239 --> 00:14:49,310 Seems like you guys really lucked out with the weather. 330 00:14:50,242 --> 00:14:53,694 June, we broke up two years ago. 331 00:14:53,866 --> 00:14:56,076 Okay, who's counting? 332 00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:58,664 What? Did your girlfriend put you up to this? 333 00:14:58,768 --> 00:15:01,564 I'm sorry that she's still so threatened by me. 334 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:06,431 No, no. My fiancée, Kelly, did not put me up to this. 335 00:15:06,534 --> 00:15:08,709 You know, you say that word like it's supposed 336 00:15:08,812 --> 00:15:10,400 to bother me--fiancée-- 337 00:15:10,504 --> 00:15:12,989 but it really just rolls right off me. 338 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,440 Then why are you always in the parking lot at Freddy's? 339 00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:17,442 You're spying on me! 340 00:15:17,545 --> 00:15:19,271 Do you really think that I can't recognize you? 341 00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:22,033 Those disguises don't work. You look ridiculous. 342 00:15:22,136 --> 00:15:24,000 Oh, my God, what's ridiculous about a ski mask? 343 00:15:24,104 --> 00:15:25,898 We live in a cold city. 344 00:15:26,002 --> 00:15:27,728 Don't make me come back here. 345 00:15:28,073 --> 00:15:29,557 I'll get another restraining order. 346 00:15:29,661 --> 00:15:30,938 That's fine. Okay. 347 00:15:31,421 --> 00:15:34,286 I'll see you in court, and I'll wear a cute dress. 348 00:15:34,631 --> 00:15:37,117 Stay away from me, and I can see you, Bill. 349 00:15:38,118 --> 00:15:39,084 Hey, Davey. 350 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,017 [upbeat rock music] 351 00:15:41,328 --> 00:15:43,157 He's in a really weird mood today. 352 00:15:48,335 --> 00:15:50,647 Mom, I said I would do it tomorrow. 353 00:15:51,131 --> 00:15:52,891 [Marla] No, you need to do it today. 354 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,411 Why? Why do I even ever need to do it? 355 00:15:55,514 --> 00:15:57,206 It's my room. I'm the one who lives in here. 356 00:15:57,309 --> 00:15:58,793 No one needs to come in. 357 00:15:59,173 --> 00:16:01,141 For the love of God, June, I'm only asking you 358 00:16:01,244 --> 00:16:04,730 to clean one room in this house, your bedroom. 359 00:16:04,903 --> 00:16:06,456 Do I need to call Dr. Weisman 360 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,425 to get a recommendation for a therapist? 361 00:16:09,528 --> 00:16:12,428 Um, how many tacos do you think 362 00:16:12,531 --> 00:16:14,982 the average person eats in one sitting? 363 00:16:15,155 --> 00:16:18,261 -Why? -I think my stomach hurts. 364 00:16:18,503 --> 00:16:20,022 If you weren't so sedentary, 365 00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:21,954 you could eat all the tacos you want. 366 00:16:22,058 --> 00:16:24,647 You'll burn calories cleaning your room. 367 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:25,613 [Arnold] You're a piglet. 368 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,822 You need to get over it and go to the gym. 369 00:16:28,547 --> 00:16:29,686 Dad! 370 00:16:29,893 --> 00:16:32,034 You never even used that free two week trial that I got you. 371 00:16:32,137 --> 00:16:34,312 And I went out on a limb to get it. 372 00:16:34,415 --> 00:16:36,348 Oh, my God, all you did was walk inside and grab 373 00:16:36,452 --> 00:16:39,179 a coupon off a counter. Anyone can get one of those. 374 00:16:39,282 --> 00:16:41,284 Excuse me. You know how hard that is for me? 375 00:16:41,388 --> 00:16:42,803 I don't like going places. 376 00:16:42,906 --> 00:16:45,875 [Snorts] Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink. 377 00:16:45,978 --> 00:16:47,566 -[laughs] -[June] Shut up, Jonathan! 378 00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:49,465 You troll! 379 00:16:50,328 --> 00:16:53,986 ♪ Put me down after you have your way with me ♪ 380 00:16:54,435 --> 00:16:56,161 ♪ I wanna be your toy ♪ 381 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,889 ♪ Pick me up when you wanna play with me ♪ 382 00:16:59,992 --> 00:17:01,477 ♪ I wanna be your toy 383 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:04,204 ♪ I need your touch to come alive ♪ 384 00:17:04,307 --> 00:17:06,551 ♪ I need your touch to come alive ♪ 385 00:17:07,552 --> 00:17:10,520 June, I need your undivided attention. 386 00:17:10,624 --> 00:17:12,281 I need to ask you something important. 387 00:17:12,453 --> 00:17:13,316 What? 388 00:17:13,489 --> 00:17:16,216 Have you noticed anything strange about Jonathan? 389 00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:19,115 Mom, why would I notice anything about Jonathan? 390 00:17:19,219 --> 00:17:21,773 [Marla] Well, I can't exactly put my finger on it, 391 00:17:22,429 --> 00:17:24,603 but he's on the computer all night long. 392 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,779 And I think he's having sex. 393 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,092 With the computer? What? 394 00:17:30,402 --> 00:17:32,370 You know, you never worry about me this way. 395 00:17:32,473 --> 00:17:34,682 You're always so worried about Jonathan. 396 00:17:34,786 --> 00:17:37,271 Like, I don't worry about you and the way that you live. 397 00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:40,274 I mean, look at this. It's like a--like a cyclone 398 00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:41,551 hit this. 399 00:17:41,965 --> 00:17:43,174 [sniffs] 400 00:17:44,934 --> 00:17:46,211 This is bad. 401 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,869 What, is that smell not normal? 402 00:17:49,249 --> 00:17:51,285 Well, my boob sweat doesn't smell. 403 00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:55,807 But my mother's did, and my sister's did. 404 00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:58,085 So... But don't worry about it. 405 00:17:58,189 --> 00:18:00,191 You're fine. It's--it's--it's normal. 406 00:18:00,777 --> 00:18:01,847 Okay. 407 00:18:02,296 --> 00:18:04,471 Are you going like that? 408 00:18:04,781 --> 00:18:06,576 What? For what? 409 00:18:06,921 --> 00:18:08,371 The appointment, June. 410 00:18:08,544 --> 00:18:10,925 The appointment you've known about for two weeks. 411 00:18:11,581 --> 00:18:12,720 No! 412 00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:15,723 No, no. 413 00:18:19,175 --> 00:18:20,763 Hi, guys. 414 00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,559 So it's kind of a long-standing tradition of mine 415 00:18:23,662 --> 00:18:25,940 to get a hot dog before I see the doctor. 416 00:18:26,044 --> 00:18:27,666 I'm half Jewish, half regular, 417 00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:29,875 so I think traditions are very important. 418 00:18:29,979 --> 00:18:31,049 That's a June law. 419 00:18:31,256 --> 00:18:33,879 Oh, yeah, that's Dr. Weisman's office. 420 00:18:33,983 --> 00:18:37,814 Yeah. Thank you. I don't know why we're going. 421 00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:39,437 My mom's making me. 422 00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:42,716 Hi, June Squad. June has an appointment today. 423 00:18:42,819 --> 00:18:46,064 Just a checkup. Nothing serious. With Dr. Weisman. 424 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:50,033 Dr. Weisman has been serving our community for some time now. 425 00:18:50,137 --> 00:18:52,312 -Mom, Mom, that's enough. -He's a wonderful professional. 426 00:18:52,415 --> 00:18:53,830 Mom, can you go make sure they're giving me 427 00:18:53,934 --> 00:18:55,177 both kinds of relish? 428 00:18:56,523 --> 00:18:57,938 -[cellphone chimes] -No, I don't have an STD. 429 00:18:58,041 --> 00:18:59,560 That's not why I'm here. 430 00:18:59,664 --> 00:19:00,561 You are blocked. 431 00:19:01,942 --> 00:19:05,290 [camera shutter clicks] 432 00:19:07,775 --> 00:19:09,260 [knock on door] 433 00:19:09,777 --> 00:19:10,778 Knock, knock. 434 00:19:11,123 --> 00:19:12,366 [camera shutter clicks] 435 00:19:13,056 --> 00:19:15,576 Oh. Sorry to interrupt. 436 00:19:15,956 --> 00:19:18,338 Oh. It's fine. 437 00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:20,719 Go ahead. Finish the photo shoot. 438 00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:22,652 I got what I needed. I'm good. 439 00:19:22,756 --> 00:19:23,791 Oh, yeah? 440 00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:25,345 So you just, uh, 441 00:19:25,966 --> 00:19:28,348 put all that stuff out there for public consumption, huh? 442 00:19:28,451 --> 00:19:31,143 Of course I do. Vulnerability is really big right now. 443 00:19:31,247 --> 00:19:33,353 Oh. Is that what it's called? 444 00:19:33,456 --> 00:19:35,355 Well, I bet you deal with a lot of perverts, huh? 445 00:19:35,562 --> 00:19:37,219 Wouldn't you like to know? 446 00:19:38,392 --> 00:19:41,084 So, has any of this Internet stuff helped you 447 00:19:41,188 --> 00:19:42,396 catch a new boyfriend yet? 448 00:19:42,914 --> 00:19:44,674 Uh, I have a lot of options, 449 00:19:44,778 --> 00:19:47,919 but I'd rather not talk about it with you, Dr. Weisman. 450 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,335 Odd place to draw the line, but okay. 451 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,026 Let's get this over with, shall we? 452 00:19:53,338 --> 00:19:55,098 All right, do me a favor. Okay? 453 00:19:55,202 --> 00:19:56,583 Take a nice big inhale for me. 454 00:19:56,686 --> 00:19:59,137 -[breathes in] -Let it out. 455 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,139 -[breathes out] -Okay? 456 00:20:01,691 --> 00:20:03,555 Do you like trains, Dr. Weisman? 457 00:20:04,038 --> 00:20:05,281 Sorry? 458 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,249 I just find myself loving trains lately. 459 00:20:07,352 --> 00:20:09,734 And routines, schedules, different models. 460 00:20:09,837 --> 00:20:12,357 It's probably unrelated, but I notice I'm struggling 461 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,325 -picking up on social cues. -June, June. 462 00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:17,535 You've been trying this bullshit for over 20 years. 463 00:20:18,087 --> 00:20:21,573 Okay? I'm not going to diagnose you as on the spectrum. 464 00:20:21,953 --> 00:20:25,232 Fine. I am going to diagnose you as an incel. 465 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,648 All right, let's cut to the chase. 466 00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:29,201 Are you still constipated? 467 00:20:30,099 --> 00:20:32,481 Have you stopped eating all those peanut butter cups? 468 00:20:32,584 --> 00:20:35,380 My God, why are you obsessed with my bowel movements? 469 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,934 I'm not obsessed with your bowel movements. 470 00:20:38,038 --> 00:20:39,073 I'm doing my job. 471 00:20:39,419 --> 00:20:41,904 Do I need to ask your mother if she needs to come and join us? 472 00:20:42,353 --> 00:20:44,044 I don't know, do you need to? 473 00:20:44,769 --> 00:20:45,942 I'm asking you. 474 00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:48,842 Wait. Why does everyone want to have sex with my mom? 475 00:20:48,945 --> 00:20:50,430 I don't wanna have sex with your mom. 476 00:20:50,533 --> 00:20:52,570 -Why are you so defensive? -I'm not defensive. 477 00:20:52,673 --> 00:20:53,881 If you were going to give me 478 00:20:53,985 --> 00:20:56,505 a consultation for plastic surgery... 479 00:20:56,608 --> 00:20:57,920 That's not what I do here. 480 00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,301 But just, if you were, 481 00:20:59,404 --> 00:21:02,925 what do you think you would do to my face to make it better? 482 00:21:03,132 --> 00:21:04,098 As far as what? 483 00:21:05,134 --> 00:21:09,207 Just being hotter, prettier. 484 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:10,691 I'd probably start with your mouth. 485 00:21:10,933 --> 00:21:12,106 Like lip filler? 486 00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:14,108 No, I would sew that sucker shut. 487 00:21:16,007 --> 00:21:18,596 I heard your wife is having an affair. 488 00:21:23,117 --> 00:21:24,326 Well, that was embarrassing. 489 00:21:24,878 --> 00:21:28,502 Oh, my God, who cares? Dr. Weisman is a loser. 490 00:21:28,606 --> 00:21:29,986 You know if he was a good doctor, 491 00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:31,436 he'd be in a documentary by now. 492 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,576 But no one wants his opinion on anything. 493 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,992 We were very lucky to get another appointment with him. 494 00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:37,580 He reviewed your records, June. 495 00:21:37,787 --> 00:21:39,548 Why do I have to have another appointment? 496 00:21:40,203 --> 00:21:41,481 Didn't he tell you? 497 00:21:42,827 --> 00:21:46,934 He says you're about 14 years overdue for an HPV vaccine. 498 00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:48,626 I bet he did. 499 00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:50,766 He only wants me to get it because he's in love with me 500 00:21:50,869 --> 00:21:52,457 and wants to make sure I don't have HPV 501 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,217 by the time he's divorced. 502 00:21:55,184 --> 00:21:58,705 Sorry, bro, but statistically, I will have it by then. 503 00:21:58,808 --> 00:22:00,362 Is he getting divorced really? 504 00:22:01,293 --> 00:22:02,536 Yeah, he said he's getting divorced 505 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,711 because he can't stop thinking about me at night. 506 00:22:05,988 --> 00:22:08,646 [electronic music] 507 00:22:09,957 --> 00:22:11,649 [sighs] 508 00:22:26,146 --> 00:22:27,872 [line ringing] 509 00:22:27,975 --> 00:22:30,288 If you don't go up and ask her, I'm gonna do it for you. 510 00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,014 -No, don't do that. -No, I really am. 511 00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:34,568 I've got it under control. I'm doing everything right. 512 00:22:34,913 --> 00:22:36,570 It's gonna happen when it happens. 513 00:22:36,674 --> 00:22:37,709 No, come on, do it. 514 00:22:37,813 --> 00:22:39,504 [Davey] Why do you keep doing this? 515 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,126 You've been working here for so long, and you deserve it. 516 00:22:41,230 --> 00:22:43,474 I know how these things are done, and that's not the way 517 00:22:43,577 --> 00:22:45,027 to go about it, okay? 518 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,616 [cellphone rings] 519 00:22:47,719 --> 00:22:49,859 Oh, my God, you said you blocked her number. 520 00:22:49,963 --> 00:22:52,414 I did block her. I fucking swear to God. 521 00:22:52,517 --> 00:22:54,208 She knows, like, phone magic. 522 00:22:54,554 --> 00:22:58,903 You know what? Answer it. Come on, answer it. 523 00:23:00,076 --> 00:23:01,906 [ringing continues] 524 00:23:02,009 --> 00:23:02,700 Hello, June. 525 00:23:02,872 --> 00:23:04,218 Hey. 526 00:23:04,322 --> 00:23:05,323 [Davey] Why are you calling me? 527 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:06,911 We just went over this. 528 00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:10,501 I don't know. I guess I'm just following up. 529 00:23:10,604 --> 00:23:12,295 Uh, what's up with you? 530 00:23:12,813 --> 00:23:15,264 I'm eating dinner with Kelly, my fiancée. 531 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,093 Ugh, yucky. 532 00:23:17,818 --> 00:23:19,855 You're on speaker phone. She can hear you. 533 00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:22,202 -[June] What?! -Hello, June. 534 00:23:22,582 --> 00:23:24,066 You need to take me off speakerphone right now. 535 00:23:24,307 --> 00:23:25,447 I can't do that. June. 536 00:23:25,550 --> 00:23:27,449 Look, we went over this. I'm sorry, I got to go. 537 00:23:27,552 --> 00:23:28,864 [June] No, no, no. I can explain. 538 00:23:28,967 --> 00:23:30,624 It's just, I can't do it while she's listening to it. 539 00:23:32,419 --> 00:23:33,247 Ugh! 540 00:23:34,904 --> 00:23:35,871 Dave. 541 00:23:36,596 --> 00:23:37,735 What the fuck? 542 00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:41,911 Kelly. I'm sorry. 543 00:23:42,015 --> 00:23:43,085 No. 544 00:23:43,637 --> 00:23:46,813 Your temper, like, come on. It's-- 545 00:23:46,916 --> 00:23:49,263 -What the fuck? -[Davey] Will you just like-- 546 00:23:49,988 --> 00:23:52,404 Hey, how about this? How about this? 547 00:23:52,508 --> 00:23:53,544 -No. -Come on, have one of these. 548 00:23:53,647 --> 00:23:55,166 You love these? Come on. 549 00:23:55,269 --> 00:23:56,029 -You always feel better-- -No! 550 00:23:56,132 --> 00:23:56,961 ...with onion rings. 551 00:23:57,202 --> 00:23:59,204 [unsettling music] 552 00:23:59,446 --> 00:24:00,585 [sighs] 553 00:24:04,658 --> 00:24:06,936 [police radio chatter] 554 00:24:10,319 --> 00:24:11,838 Are you guys gonna get this guy? 555 00:24:11,941 --> 00:24:14,150 Or are you gonna keep asking me questions? 556 00:24:14,254 --> 00:24:17,326 So you're not aware of anyone who may have motive to do this? 557 00:24:17,429 --> 00:24:18,879 Uh, motive to steal drugs and money? 558 00:24:18,983 --> 00:24:20,709 That's half the people in this town. 559 00:24:20,916 --> 00:24:23,712 Maybe someone targeting you specifically. 560 00:24:23,815 --> 00:24:26,059 Do you have anyone you'd consider, 561 00:24:26,162 --> 00:24:27,509 I don't know, an enemy? 562 00:24:27,612 --> 00:24:29,165 No, no, no, I don't have any enemies. 563 00:24:29,269 --> 00:24:31,547 I'm not a super hero. Everyone likes me. 564 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,135 You want to know the truth? 565 00:24:33,584 --> 00:24:35,171 You're coming off pretty unlikable to me. 566 00:24:35,586 --> 00:24:37,657 -I am? -Isn't that right, Piazzo? 567 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,866 -Not a good vibe, is it? -Not a good vibe at all. 568 00:24:40,038 --> 00:24:43,525 That's how it works now? The police go by vibes? 569 00:24:44,008 --> 00:24:45,216 Oh, my God! 570 00:24:47,149 --> 00:24:51,084 Oh, my God. What the hell happened in here? 571 00:24:51,187 --> 00:24:52,361 Bill, I can't clean any of this up. 572 00:24:52,464 --> 00:24:53,604 You don't have to. 573 00:24:53,707 --> 00:24:56,883 -Who are you? -Who am I? I run this place. 574 00:24:56,986 --> 00:24:58,125 No, she doesn't. She just works here. 575 00:24:58,229 --> 00:24:59,506 What's your name? 576 00:24:59,851 --> 00:25:03,648 @ForeverJune on everything except Snap, @JuneForever. 577 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:06,478 No, honey. Your real life actual name. 578 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:10,241 Oh, June. June Fine. 579 00:25:11,449 --> 00:25:13,416 -You're writing that down? -Mm-hmm. 580 00:25:13,658 --> 00:25:16,074 Why? He just told you I work here. 581 00:25:16,178 --> 00:25:19,768 That's why. So what is it that you do here, Miss Fine? 582 00:25:19,871 --> 00:25:23,634 I provide a memorable, world class customer experience. 583 00:25:23,737 --> 00:25:25,152 And what does that mean exactly? 584 00:25:25,325 --> 00:25:27,707 She runs a register and talks about 30 percent too much. 585 00:25:28,086 --> 00:25:29,225 [screams] 586 00:25:30,882 --> 00:25:32,919 Why would someone do this? 587 00:25:33,022 --> 00:25:34,092 Ew. 588 00:25:34,196 --> 00:25:37,095 [sobs] 589 00:25:37,648 --> 00:25:40,374 We're going to need to catalog the remainder of your inventory 590 00:25:40,478 --> 00:25:42,031 and determine what's been taken. 591 00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:43,688 You deserve better. 592 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,656 Also, I'm going to need to talk to you 593 00:25:45,759 --> 00:25:46,933 and June down at the station. 594 00:25:47,036 --> 00:25:49,487 Why? Why me? 595 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,213 -You can drive her. -[June] Why? 596 00:25:51,316 --> 00:25:52,594 No! 597 00:25:52,697 --> 00:25:55,769 -I'll play you for it. -[June sobbing] 598 00:25:57,046 --> 00:25:57,909 Huh? 599 00:25:58,013 --> 00:25:59,877 [June] What is wrong with people? 600 00:25:59,980 --> 00:26:02,949 -Not fucking up my car. -Not the Neapolitans! 601 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,123 Those are hard to find. 602 00:26:05,227 --> 00:26:07,643 [tense music] 603 00:26:17,101 --> 00:26:18,827 You're enjoying those suckers, huh? 604 00:26:19,793 --> 00:26:20,656 Did you want one? 605 00:26:21,277 --> 00:26:22,347 No. 606 00:26:22,727 --> 00:26:25,005 Honestly, that's your loss. 607 00:26:30,804 --> 00:26:33,427 With oat milk, Your Highness. 608 00:26:35,913 --> 00:26:38,225 Wait. What brand oat milk? 609 00:26:38,536 --> 00:26:40,365 Drink the fucking coffee. 610 00:26:41,125 --> 00:26:42,022 That's the brand. 611 00:26:46,268 --> 00:26:47,994 Okay, I have to say, 612 00:26:48,097 --> 00:26:50,548 normally when I see these rooms on TV, they look so scary. 613 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:54,138 But now that I'm in here, it is such a vibe, like it's a mood. 614 00:26:54,794 --> 00:26:56,174 I love how I look in this mirror. 615 00:26:56,278 --> 00:26:57,555 No one cares. 616 00:26:58,004 --> 00:27:01,352 [David] I need you to start answering questions, June. Okay? 617 00:27:01,732 --> 00:27:03,561 There were a lot of controlled substances 618 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:04,907 taken from that pharmacy. 619 00:27:05,011 --> 00:27:06,598 This is very serious. 620 00:27:06,702 --> 00:27:08,670 I understand, and now that I'm caffeinated 621 00:27:08,773 --> 00:27:10,464 and had my snack, I am totally down. 622 00:27:10,568 --> 00:27:11,534 What do you guys want to know? 623 00:27:11,638 --> 00:27:12,604 Where were you last night? 624 00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:15,228 Home with my family, obviously. 625 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,816 Why is that obvious? 626 00:27:17,161 --> 00:27:18,852 Because I don't go out at night 627 00:27:18,956 --> 00:27:20,474 because I get a stomach ache after I have dinner, 628 00:27:20,578 --> 00:27:23,098 and my car can't be on the road more than three miles a day. 629 00:27:23,201 --> 00:27:25,031 Can your parents corroborate that? 630 00:27:25,134 --> 00:27:27,689 Yeah, my mom can for the food stomach ache part, 631 00:27:27,792 --> 00:27:29,345 and my dad for the car part. 632 00:27:29,449 --> 00:27:30,899 I'm just gonna come right out and ask it. 633 00:27:31,002 --> 00:27:33,522 No, I will not go out with you. 634 00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:35,524 I'm kidding. Unless you were. 635 00:27:35,627 --> 00:27:37,560 Miss Fine, did you have anything to do 636 00:27:37,664 --> 00:27:39,321 with the break-in at the pharmacy? 637 00:27:39,597 --> 00:27:41,599 What? Are you joking? 638 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,981 You'd know if I was joking. 639 00:27:44,291 --> 00:27:45,568 He's hilarious. 640 00:27:45,845 --> 00:27:48,640 I do Comedy Sports every other Tuesday. 641 00:27:48,951 --> 00:27:51,678 -Mm-hmm. -I would never do anything 642 00:27:51,782 --> 00:27:54,819 to destroy thousands of dollars worth of ice cream like that. 643 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:56,683 What's the nature of your relationship 644 00:27:56,787 --> 00:27:59,272 with Davey Woodbridge? 645 00:28:01,032 --> 00:28:03,586 Um, uh, he's a friend. 646 00:28:03,690 --> 00:28:06,210 -A friend? -An ex-boyfriend. 647 00:28:06,451 --> 00:28:07,729 Excuse me. Speak up. 648 00:28:07,832 --> 00:28:10,628 He's a friend, an ex-boyfriend, 649 00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:13,631 which is famously a type of friend. 650 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:17,290 Really? Because my friends usually don't go to a judge 651 00:28:17,393 --> 00:28:19,050 and get a restraining order against me. 652 00:28:19,257 --> 00:28:21,535 -Mm. -Oh, my God, I know who did it. 653 00:28:23,503 --> 00:28:25,194 What a way to get me back. 654 00:28:25,401 --> 00:28:27,127 Whom are you referring to, Miss Fine? 655 00:28:27,231 --> 00:28:32,305 It is just a theory at this point, but, guys, it was Davey. 656 00:28:32,615 --> 00:28:34,307 He robbed the pharmacy to neg me. 657 00:28:34,410 --> 00:28:37,517 He's the only person who knows how much I love that ice cream. 658 00:28:37,620 --> 00:28:39,208 We already spoke to Mr. Woodbridge. 659 00:28:39,312 --> 00:28:42,418 He has an alibi. He was with his fiancée all night long. 660 00:28:43,419 --> 00:28:45,697 Well, maybe I should bring him in. 661 00:28:45,801 --> 00:28:47,147 Which one of you can deputize me? 662 00:28:47,251 --> 00:28:49,840 Look, June, I don't know what your involvement in this robbery 663 00:28:49,943 --> 00:28:51,186 was, if any. 664 00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:54,085 But I really do have to tell you, 665 00:28:54,361 --> 00:28:58,918 I am not liking your attitude, and I am definitely not liking 666 00:28:59,021 --> 00:29:02,507 what I'm seeing in here or in there. 667 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:06,132 Well, last I checked, it's not a crime 668 00:29:06,235 --> 00:29:07,996 to have a bad personality. 669 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:09,791 That's a good thing for you. 670 00:29:10,308 --> 00:29:12,172 Because you'd have a life sentence. 671 00:29:18,316 --> 00:29:21,457 I'm saying that overtime should be a tie, shouldn't it? 672 00:29:21,561 --> 00:29:23,908 I am so mad right now. 673 00:29:24,219 --> 00:29:25,910 No, I'm saying that it should be a push. 674 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,947 Then I'll take the parlay. 675 00:29:28,050 --> 00:29:31,088 Hello? I just said I'm so mad right now. 676 00:29:31,433 --> 00:29:32,572 What's wrong, darling? 677 00:29:32,675 --> 00:29:35,540 The pharmacy got robbed, and the police questioned me. 678 00:29:35,644 --> 00:29:37,542 Like in a bad way. 679 00:29:37,646 --> 00:29:38,716 -Really? -The pharmacy got robbed. 680 00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:39,786 What happened? 681 00:29:39,959 --> 00:29:41,443 All the ice cream melted. 682 00:29:41,615 --> 00:29:43,894 -Aw. -It was awful. 683 00:29:44,101 --> 00:29:46,275 -How's Bill? -He's fine. Who cares? 684 00:29:46,379 --> 00:29:48,691 But the police are acting like I had something to do with it. 685 00:29:48,795 --> 00:29:50,624 -Did you? -No. Obviously not. 686 00:29:50,728 --> 00:29:52,281 Maybe it's not obvious to them. 687 00:29:52,385 --> 00:29:54,111 Mom, I don't have time to argue with you. 688 00:29:54,214 --> 00:29:55,940 Not after what happened to the ice cream. 689 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:58,149 Okay, I'll take the six and a half. 690 00:29:59,668 --> 00:30:00,876 Thank you. 691 00:30:02,326 --> 00:30:03,258 [groans] 692 00:30:03,361 --> 00:30:05,605 Wow. Glad to know that you can't be bothered 693 00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:07,365 when you're on the phone with your precious bookie, 694 00:30:07,538 --> 00:30:11,197 even though your daughter just got interrogated by the police. 695 00:30:11,887 --> 00:30:13,958 The good news is that I was down, 696 00:30:14,269 --> 00:30:16,443 but I clawed my way back from the dead. 697 00:30:16,547 --> 00:30:19,999 Jesus. The Bulls suck. Rookie of the year, my ass. 698 00:30:20,102 --> 00:30:23,174 That kid doesn't do shit to elevate his teammates. 699 00:30:23,278 --> 00:30:25,832 That's what Michael Jordan did, elevated his teammates. 700 00:30:25,936 --> 00:30:27,972 That's what this little lovebug does. 701 00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:29,836 Elevates her teammates. [smooching] 702 00:30:29,940 --> 00:30:31,838 Come on, baby. [smooching] 703 00:30:31,942 --> 00:30:33,840 -It's almost over. -[laughs] 704 00:30:33,944 --> 00:30:36,256 God, you guys set such a confusing example. 705 00:30:36,532 --> 00:30:37,775 I don't think so. 706 00:30:38,224 --> 00:30:40,674 Sweet pea, you got broken into. Big deal. 707 00:30:41,158 --> 00:30:42,435 Bill isn't going to use this as an excuse 708 00:30:42,538 --> 00:30:44,126 to not give you a raise though, is he? 709 00:30:44,230 --> 00:30:46,163 Because, you know, if you're going to continue living here, 710 00:30:46,266 --> 00:30:47,750 you really should start contributing. 711 00:30:48,061 --> 00:30:50,753 Oh, my God, after everything I just went through? 712 00:30:50,857 --> 00:30:52,721 [upbeat music] 713 00:30:53,515 --> 00:30:56,311 Hey, I've been questioned by the police a million times. 714 00:30:56,414 --> 00:30:57,139 Come on. 715 00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:03,042 Ooh. Come on now. 716 00:31:04,077 --> 00:31:05,561 Where are you guys? 717 00:31:06,286 --> 00:31:09,427 I'm carrying this team on my goddamn back. 718 00:31:12,430 --> 00:31:14,812 I can't find my Nalgene. Did you take it? 719 00:31:15,019 --> 00:31:17,228 I can't pause this. I'm online. 720 00:31:17,677 --> 00:31:18,816 Dude, where's my Nalgene? 721 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,370 What would I want to do with your stupid fucking water bottle 722 00:31:21,474 --> 00:31:23,545 that has your stinky ass breath all over it? 723 00:31:24,063 --> 00:31:25,409 And nasty... 724 00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:27,100 Maybe I left it at the pharmacy. 725 00:31:27,376 --> 00:31:28,860 [Johnathon] Wait, is that-- Is that what you guys 726 00:31:28,964 --> 00:31:30,862 were yelling about downstairs? 727 00:31:30,966 --> 00:31:32,830 Are you, like, getting locked up? 728 00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:34,349 Why? What did you hear? 729 00:31:34,452 --> 00:31:36,351 Uh, I don't know. Your shit got robbed. 730 00:31:36,454 --> 00:31:37,731 You got detained. 731 00:31:37,835 --> 00:31:41,390 The cops don't fucking know shit because they're fucking stupid. 732 00:31:41,494 --> 00:31:44,221 ACAB. Blah, blah, blah, blah, you know? 733 00:31:44,324 --> 00:31:46,430 Yeah, I am well aware it's going to be up to me 734 00:31:46,533 --> 00:31:47,845 to solve this case. 735 00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:50,848 And I have my suspicions about who did it. 736 00:31:50,952 --> 00:31:52,712 Uh, like, who? 737 00:31:52,815 --> 00:31:54,024 Are you kidding me? 738 00:31:54,127 --> 00:31:56,060 Probably someone trying to frame me. 739 00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:58,200 There is no shortage of people in this town 740 00:31:58,304 --> 00:32:00,202 who would love to see me hang for this. 741 00:32:00,651 --> 00:32:03,102 Oh, yeah. I mean, you got a beef with like everybody. 742 00:32:03,205 --> 00:32:06,519 Oh, don't worry, I'll be casting a wide net. 743 00:32:06,622 --> 00:32:09,177 As far as I'm concerned, every single person in this town 744 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,041 is guilty until proven innocent. 745 00:32:11,282 --> 00:32:14,251 Bad! Okay, well, that sounds super fucking boring. 746 00:32:14,354 --> 00:32:16,667 So if you could, like, leave me alone, please. 747 00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:18,048 Make me. 748 00:32:18,151 --> 00:32:19,635 -[farts] -Ew! Ugh! 749 00:32:19,739 --> 00:32:21,637 God! Disgusting! 750 00:32:21,741 --> 00:32:24,226 Oh, yeah. Come on now. 751 00:32:24,675 --> 00:32:26,125 Ooh-whee. 752 00:32:26,608 --> 00:32:28,782 [groovy music] 753 00:32:37,964 --> 00:32:39,793 [keys clacking] 754 00:33:10,203 --> 00:33:12,516 [Up-tempo music plays] 755 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:40,578 [Davey] My little June. 756 00:33:45,721 --> 00:33:46,791 Will you marry me? 757 00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:50,381 [music continues] 758 00:33:54,558 --> 00:33:57,388 Yes, Davey. Yes. 759 00:33:58,389 --> 00:33:59,666 Yes. 760 00:33:59,770 --> 00:34:02,221 Davey, Davey. 761 00:34:02,324 --> 00:34:06,708 [June continues] Davey, Davey, Davey, Davey... 762 00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:19,169 Why did you marry dad? 763 00:34:19,445 --> 00:34:22,103 Oh, why? We were in love. 764 00:34:22,344 --> 00:34:24,967 -Are you still in love? -Sure we are. 765 00:34:25,071 --> 00:34:27,867 I know he's still in love with you. He's a sad old man. 766 00:34:27,970 --> 00:34:30,697 But are you still in love with him? 767 00:34:30,801 --> 00:34:32,768 Did you have another dream about Davey last night? 768 00:34:33,114 --> 00:34:34,287 No. 769 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,809 You know, you don't always have to make this 770 00:34:38,912 --> 00:34:40,397 about me and your father. 771 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,433 I just want to know how I'm going to turn out. 772 00:34:42,537 --> 00:34:44,884 And you and dad are the only roadmap I have. 773 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,645 June, Davey was your first love. 774 00:34:47,749 --> 00:34:49,682 You will always remember your first love. 775 00:34:49,785 --> 00:34:53,306 But this is getting ridiculous. There's so many fish in the sea. 776 00:34:53,410 --> 00:34:57,379 But fish are scary. Especially the ones in the sea. 777 00:34:57,483 --> 00:35:00,279 [rock music playing] 778 00:35:14,327 --> 00:35:16,157 Okay, June, you got this. 779 00:35:16,709 --> 00:35:19,505 At the very least, you'll get a free frosty Freddy out of it. 780 00:35:21,438 --> 00:35:23,647 ♪ I'm always losing, I'm always losing ♪ 781 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:26,615 ♪ I'm always losing, and my self-esteem so low ♪ 782 00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:29,204 ♪ You got a new friend, you got a new friend ♪ 783 00:35:29,308 --> 00:35:31,689 ♪ And I heard he's better looking than most ♪ 784 00:35:32,656 --> 00:35:33,726 [bell jingles] 785 00:35:33,829 --> 00:35:35,245 Hi. Welcome to Freddy's Spaceships. 786 00:35:35,348 --> 00:35:36,798 What can I get for you today? 787 00:35:37,523 --> 00:35:39,214 Smells like you guys need to change your oil. 788 00:35:40,250 --> 00:35:42,148 Yeah, we can check on that. 789 00:35:42,252 --> 00:35:43,839 Would you like to place an order? 790 00:35:43,943 --> 00:35:45,738 You don't know who I am? 791 00:35:45,841 --> 00:35:47,464 That's okay. You must be new here. What is your name? 792 00:35:47,567 --> 00:35:49,880 -Randy. -Hi, Randy. I'm June. 793 00:35:50,812 --> 00:35:51,985 I used to work here. 794 00:35:52,538 --> 00:35:52,986 Cool. 795 00:35:54,367 --> 00:35:55,610 Are you gonna order something? 796 00:35:55,713 --> 00:35:57,888 Yeah, I will take a double cheeseburger with ketchup 797 00:35:57,991 --> 00:35:59,372 and mustard instead. 798 00:35:59,476 --> 00:36:01,443 Uh, individual, or would you like the meal? 799 00:36:01,547 --> 00:36:03,928 I'll take the meal. And, yes, upgrade me to the Frosty Freddy. 800 00:36:04,032 --> 00:36:07,415 And yes, the extra $1.79 charge is just fine. 801 00:36:08,519 --> 00:36:11,626 Also, can you tell me where the manager is? 802 00:36:12,109 --> 00:36:14,456 -The owner? -No. Not her. 803 00:36:14,767 --> 00:36:18,253 Uh, the manager. Really cute guy named Davey. 804 00:36:18,357 --> 00:36:20,600 Is something unsatisfactory here, ma'am? 805 00:36:20,704 --> 00:36:22,740 I told you, my name is June. 806 00:36:22,844 --> 00:36:26,917 I used to work here, and I had the highest level of clearance. 807 00:36:27,089 --> 00:36:28,159 Where's Davey? 808 00:36:28,263 --> 00:36:29,782 I haven't seen him today. 809 00:36:29,885 --> 00:36:34,787 That's weird because right here, I have the schedule. 810 00:36:35,753 --> 00:36:38,480 Yep. It says he's on for today. 811 00:36:38,584 --> 00:36:40,171 He picked up a different shift. 812 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:41,725 Must be with his wife or something. 813 00:36:41,828 --> 00:36:43,002 Fiancée. 814 00:36:43,105 --> 00:36:45,004 Yeah, they're not married. 815 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,179 Kind of makes you ask yourself why not? Right? 816 00:36:48,490 --> 00:36:51,942 Could you find out where he might have gone? 817 00:36:52,356 --> 00:36:55,256 Hey, there's some girl here who wants to know where Davey is. 818 00:36:55,739 --> 00:36:57,050 My name is June. 819 00:36:57,154 --> 00:36:58,500 Her name's June. 820 00:37:01,917 --> 00:37:03,367 Well, well, well. 821 00:37:03,643 --> 00:37:06,128 Look what crawled out of a rat's ass. 822 00:37:06,439 --> 00:37:08,199 Hi there, Nicole. 823 00:37:08,303 --> 00:37:10,478 -You still owe me $200. -I do? 824 00:37:10,581 --> 00:37:12,307 Don't play like you don't know. 825 00:37:12,652 --> 00:37:15,517 Remember the day I fired you? Do you recall now? 826 00:37:15,897 --> 00:37:17,070 Vaguely. 827 00:37:17,243 --> 00:37:18,831 You stole all the ice cream! 828 00:37:18,934 --> 00:37:20,867 You told me I could take some home. 829 00:37:20,971 --> 00:37:22,938 Did your frozen ass brain really think 830 00:37:23,042 --> 00:37:24,526 I meant 15 gallons worth? 831 00:37:24,630 --> 00:37:26,010 Where you even put it all at? 832 00:37:26,114 --> 00:37:27,357 You never specified an amount. 833 00:37:27,460 --> 00:37:29,773 I took home some ice cream. 834 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,602 Hm. 835 00:37:32,051 --> 00:37:33,777 I heard the pharmacy got robbed. 836 00:37:33,949 --> 00:37:35,226 It did. 837 00:37:35,399 --> 00:37:37,090 Well, maybe Bill know the type of people 838 00:37:37,194 --> 00:37:38,954 he got around him now. 839 00:37:39,714 --> 00:37:43,165 What? If you steal from me, why wouldn't you steal from him? 840 00:37:43,269 --> 00:37:45,064 I would never do anything to hurt Bill. 841 00:37:45,167 --> 00:37:46,721 Now, where's Davey? 842 00:37:46,824 --> 00:37:48,447 You don't get it, do you, little girl? 843 00:37:48,550 --> 00:37:50,138 You got dumped. He don't want you no more. 844 00:37:50,587 --> 00:37:53,728 And Jesus, you still live at home with your mama. 845 00:37:53,969 --> 00:37:55,488 Why would an attractive guy like Davey 846 00:37:55,592 --> 00:37:56,800 even want somebody like you? 847 00:37:56,903 --> 00:37:58,733 I don't know if you know this, but his girlfriend 848 00:37:58,836 --> 00:37:59,596 is hot as hell. 849 00:38:00,321 --> 00:38:01,701 What? Your little tummy hurt 850 00:38:01,805 --> 00:38:03,496 from all the cupcakes you've been eating? 851 00:38:03,669 --> 00:38:06,396 Your mommy and daddy can't help you with your problems? 852 00:38:06,706 --> 00:38:09,537 I got the double cheeseburger, no sauce, 853 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:10,814 and the Frosty Freddy. 854 00:38:13,126 --> 00:38:14,749 Change your damn oil. 855 00:38:15,025 --> 00:38:17,441 Oh, really? Hey, be sure to give Bill my blessings. 856 00:38:17,959 --> 00:38:19,098 [bell jingles] 857 00:38:20,202 --> 00:38:21,756 Did she pay? 858 00:38:21,859 --> 00:38:25,069 Of course not. Little bitch. 859 00:38:25,173 --> 00:38:27,555 [slurping] 860 00:38:37,496 --> 00:38:39,739 [line ringing] 861 00:38:41,948 --> 00:38:44,399 [Marla] Perfect timing. We just started dinner. 862 00:38:44,503 --> 00:38:46,401 That's okay, I already ate. 863 00:38:46,505 --> 00:38:48,438 [Marla] Well, I'll make you a plate. 864 00:38:48,748 --> 00:38:52,200 Mom, I need to tell you something. It's important. 865 00:38:52,303 --> 00:38:54,547 [Marla] Don't worry. I know how to hide your plate. 866 00:38:54,651 --> 00:38:56,998 Trust me. Your father will never find it. 867 00:38:57,378 --> 00:38:59,621 If I do find it, I'm going to sprinkle gluten 868 00:38:59,725 --> 00:39:01,174 all over it. Look out! 869 00:39:01,278 --> 00:39:03,556 [Johnathon] Yeah, Daddy don't want your damn plate. 870 00:39:03,660 --> 00:39:07,836 Mom, I think I've realized that life is short, 871 00:39:07,940 --> 00:39:12,703 and I think I'm going to start doing some investigatory work. 872 00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:16,949 And I also think that maybe I'm going to move out. 873 00:39:17,052 --> 00:39:19,503 [Marla] That's great. June's moving out! 874 00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:20,297 -[Arnold] Really?! -[Johnathon] Yes! 875 00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:21,816 -Whoo! -Yeah! 876 00:39:21,919 --> 00:39:23,680 [laughs] 877 00:39:24,405 --> 00:39:26,407 I said I think I'm going to move out. 878 00:39:26,510 --> 00:39:28,892 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 879 00:39:28,995 --> 00:39:31,135 Never mind. She's just thinking about it. 880 00:39:31,308 --> 00:39:33,448 -Oh. -[sighs] 881 00:39:33,552 --> 00:39:35,830 Your plate will be under the bathroom sink. 882 00:39:36,175 --> 00:39:37,141 [whispers] Thank you. 883 00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:40,904 [suspenseful music] 884 00:39:42,871 --> 00:39:43,769 Yes. 885 00:40:09,104 --> 00:40:11,175 Is that a fingerprint? 886 00:40:11,866 --> 00:40:13,005 [door opens] 887 00:40:16,249 --> 00:40:17,423 [camera shutter clicks] 888 00:40:17,527 --> 00:40:19,011 You must be really bored. 889 00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:23,636 Huh? What are you doing here 890 00:40:23,740 --> 00:40:26,328 at the scene of the crime, after hours? 891 00:40:26,708 --> 00:40:29,090 I own this place. What are you doing here? 892 00:40:29,608 --> 00:40:32,265 Right, well, I'm collecting evidence. 893 00:40:32,369 --> 00:40:33,681 Okay? So you're welcome. 894 00:40:33,784 --> 00:40:36,062 I didn't know you cared about this place so much. 895 00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:37,063 That's nice. 896 00:40:37,512 --> 00:40:40,032 It's just Davey is such an asshole. 897 00:40:40,135 --> 00:40:44,830 Oh, it's about Davey. That makes more sense. Mm. 898 00:40:45,002 --> 00:40:48,178 Like, why wouldn't we be together, you know? 899 00:40:48,281 --> 00:40:49,731 We were so comfortable. 900 00:40:49,835 --> 00:40:52,493 Life's not always about being comfortable. 901 00:40:52,596 --> 00:40:54,943 It should be. I fucking love being comfortable. 902 00:40:55,185 --> 00:40:56,807 What I'm saying is sometimes we have to put ourselves 903 00:40:56,911 --> 00:40:58,706 out there and take a risk. That's all. 904 00:40:58,947 --> 00:41:01,053 I'm risk averse. That's not for me. 905 00:41:01,329 --> 00:41:04,574 Channel all this Davey energy into finding someone new. 906 00:41:04,815 --> 00:41:07,197 Have the cops called? Do they have any suspects yet? 907 00:41:07,369 --> 00:41:10,131 No, no, but I feel like I'm one of their top suspects, 908 00:41:10,234 --> 00:41:11,339 which is bullshit. 909 00:41:11,512 --> 00:41:12,754 How did that happen? 910 00:41:12,858 --> 00:41:14,791 They asked me how much money I make, 911 00:41:14,894 --> 00:41:17,310 and I told them that Cindy and I were saving up for a new house. 912 00:41:17,414 --> 00:41:18,657 And then they insinuated 913 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,797 that it's a big scam for a big payout. 914 00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:23,558 I knew those detectives were useless. 915 00:41:23,834 --> 00:41:26,354 I bet they're on the take, whatever that means. 916 00:41:26,457 --> 00:41:28,425 [Bill] Now the insurance company won't cover anything 917 00:41:28,529 --> 00:41:30,634 until I'm cleared in the investigation. 918 00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:33,568 That is Jack and Rose level unfair. 919 00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:36,778 Hey, does your dad still gamble? 920 00:41:36,951 --> 00:41:39,919 Ugh, so embarrassing of you to ask, but yes. Why? 921 00:41:41,058 --> 00:41:42,819 Can you, uh, hook me up with his bookie? 922 00:41:42,922 --> 00:41:45,442 Dude, you do not want to go down that road. 923 00:41:45,546 --> 00:41:47,548 In fact, stay off all roads my dad's on. 924 00:41:47,651 --> 00:41:49,342 Cindy really wants that house. 925 00:41:49,619 --> 00:41:51,517 Maybe I can make some extra cash by betting. 926 00:41:51,897 --> 00:41:54,244 No, no, no, no, Cindy would not want that. 927 00:41:54,451 --> 00:41:55,659 I'm not gonna tell her. 928 00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:58,904 I wonder if my dad lies to my mom. 929 00:41:59,352 --> 00:42:00,457 He definitely does. 930 00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:01,665 If you really want to be part of that world, 931 00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:03,253 there's that bar on Friar Street. 932 00:42:03,356 --> 00:42:05,358 It's where all the old miserable men hang out. 933 00:42:05,738 --> 00:42:06,946 I don't know if my immune system 934 00:42:07,050 --> 00:42:08,499 is strong enough to go in there. 935 00:42:08,603 --> 00:42:10,363 It's probably not. Ooh! 936 00:42:14,229 --> 00:42:17,336 Oh, my God. What if one of those losers knows something? 937 00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:19,752 Which losers? Knows something about what? 938 00:42:19,856 --> 00:42:22,030 About the robbery. Isn't that what criminals do? 939 00:42:22,134 --> 00:42:25,378 They sit around and play pool and drink beer 940 00:42:25,482 --> 00:42:26,621 and talk about their crimes? 941 00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:28,312 You watch too many movies. 942 00:42:30,970 --> 00:42:31,971 Let's go. 943 00:42:32,523 --> 00:42:33,524 -Right now? -I'm serious. 944 00:42:33,628 --> 00:42:34,974 Let's go right now. 945 00:42:35,630 --> 00:42:36,735 We could have sold those. 946 00:42:36,838 --> 00:42:39,289 Is everything about money with you, Mr. Krabs? 947 00:42:39,461 --> 00:42:41,532 We need energy. Let's go. 948 00:42:41,636 --> 00:42:43,638 [tense hip hop music] 949 00:42:52,682 --> 00:42:54,166 All right, let me do all the talking. 950 00:42:54,338 --> 00:42:56,582 As if anyone could stop that from happening. 951 00:42:56,686 --> 00:42:58,273 Hello, sir. We'd like to come in. 952 00:42:59,136 --> 00:42:59,999 Y'all together? 953 00:43:00,103 --> 00:43:01,760 -[Bill] Yeah. -What does it look like? 954 00:43:02,588 --> 00:43:03,416 Hm. 955 00:43:05,764 --> 00:43:07,179 A nightmare. 956 00:43:08,387 --> 00:43:09,664 Go ahead, man. 957 00:43:09,768 --> 00:43:11,355 Well, don't you want to see our IDs? 958 00:43:11,666 --> 00:43:13,564 Nah. I'm good. Go ahead. 959 00:43:13,806 --> 00:43:15,221 Well, what if I'm not 21? 960 00:43:15,325 --> 00:43:17,154 Oh. You are. 961 00:43:17,327 --> 00:43:19,640 You are definitely 21. Plus. 962 00:43:20,226 --> 00:43:21,434 Go on inside. 963 00:43:21,642 --> 00:43:23,091 I don't think you're very good at your job. 964 00:43:23,195 --> 00:43:24,161 Go, June. 965 00:43:25,197 --> 00:43:26,267 I'm sorry, dawg. 966 00:43:26,370 --> 00:43:27,268 Just--I know. 967 00:43:27,371 --> 00:43:29,097 [country music] 968 00:43:29,201 --> 00:43:30,133 Very kind of you. 969 00:43:33,446 --> 00:43:36,484 ♪ You've been making your brags around town ♪ 970 00:43:36,587 --> 00:43:38,244 ♪ That you've been a loving my man ♪ 971 00:43:38,348 --> 00:43:39,625 It's so loud. 972 00:43:39,729 --> 00:43:41,247 It smells weird in here. 973 00:43:41,351 --> 00:43:42,628 ♪ When he picks up trash 974 00:43:42,732 --> 00:43:44,734 ♪ He puts it in a garbage can 975 00:43:44,906 --> 00:43:46,252 [Bill] Where are you going? 976 00:43:46,425 --> 00:43:50,015 ♪ And that's what you look like to me and what I see ♪ 977 00:43:50,118 --> 00:43:51,637 Yes. 978 00:43:52,086 --> 00:43:54,122 ♪ You better close your face and stay out of the way ♪ 979 00:43:54,226 --> 00:43:58,609 Hey, is there like a scooper or a popcorn attendant? 980 00:43:59,196 --> 00:44:01,578 Hey, mama. Popcorn is for players. 981 00:44:02,199 --> 00:44:03,787 Well, whose stupid rule is that? 982 00:44:04,132 --> 00:44:06,963 Technically not on the books, but unofficial house policy. 983 00:44:07,964 --> 00:44:09,793 Is this your house? 984 00:44:10,035 --> 00:44:11,761 No, this is not my house. 985 00:44:12,071 --> 00:44:14,142 By the way, baby doll. My name is Crawford. 986 00:44:14,246 --> 00:44:17,732 Okay, Crawford, if it's not your house, 987 00:44:17,836 --> 00:44:19,596 then I guess I have to ask, 988 00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:21,460 who made you lord of the popcorn? 989 00:44:21,563 --> 00:44:24,497 You wanna come over here? I'll, uh, give you a lesson. 990 00:44:26,154 --> 00:44:26,983 Ew. 991 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,230 Ugh. 992 00:44:36,199 --> 00:44:38,373 -Jesus. -I tried to be sanitary. 993 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:40,859 No, you didn't. 994 00:44:42,481 --> 00:44:45,553 ♪ You'll bite off more than you can chew ♪ 995 00:44:45,656 --> 00:44:48,452 ♪ If you get too cute or witty 996 00:44:48,556 --> 00:44:51,766 ♪ You better move your feet if you don't wanna eat ♪ 997 00:44:51,939 --> 00:44:54,976 ♪ A meal that's called Fist City ♪ 998 00:44:55,218 --> 00:44:56,253 What'll it be? 999 00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:59,360 Oh, uh, do you guys have Pacific Barista Blend oat milk? 1000 00:44:59,809 --> 00:45:01,396 If it's not up there, then we don't got it. 1001 00:45:01,983 --> 00:45:03,433 I'm good with popcorn. Thanks. 1002 00:45:03,536 --> 00:45:05,021 [chuckles] No you're not. 1003 00:45:05,124 --> 00:45:06,816 If you sit at the bar, you have to order a drink. 1004 00:45:07,195 --> 00:45:09,439 What? Why are there so many rules in this place? 1005 00:45:09,542 --> 00:45:11,061 I feel like I'm back in school. 1006 00:45:11,165 --> 00:45:12,718 Most of the men at this bar right now 1007 00:45:12,822 --> 00:45:14,513 can't go within 500 feet of a school. 1008 00:45:15,376 --> 00:45:17,654 Now, what'll it be? 1009 00:45:18,137 --> 00:45:21,347 Um, I've actually never ordered at a bar before. 1010 00:45:21,796 --> 00:45:25,904 Good God. Okay. How about a Shirley Temple? 1011 00:45:26,007 --> 00:45:28,078 Yes. Oh, my God, I used to drink those at all 1012 00:45:28,182 --> 00:45:29,562 the bar and bat mitzvahs. 1013 00:45:29,666 --> 00:45:31,599 Generously grenadine'd please. 1014 00:45:31,702 --> 00:45:35,292 ♪ Once in a while when I'm dreaming ♪ 1015 00:45:35,948 --> 00:45:37,294 Hello, amigo. 1016 00:45:40,021 --> 00:45:41,229 What are you guys playing? 1017 00:45:43,611 --> 00:45:44,681 Darts. 1018 00:45:44,923 --> 00:45:46,959 -Ah. -Playin' darts. 1019 00:45:48,581 --> 00:45:51,101 I like your mustache. Look, I got the same. 1020 00:45:51,205 --> 00:45:52,171 [chuckles] 1021 00:45:54,311 --> 00:45:55,140 We're the same. 1022 00:45:56,658 --> 00:46:03,389 ♪ I won't be alone, and I know I'll never be blue ♪ 1023 00:46:03,907 --> 00:46:05,598 [bartender] Happy now, sweetheart? 1024 00:46:08,394 --> 00:46:10,569 It's actually so good. Thank you. 1025 00:46:10,776 --> 00:46:13,296 Good. I'm so happy that you're happy. 1026 00:46:13,641 --> 00:46:16,368 Any chance you want to help me out a little more? 1027 00:46:16,644 --> 00:46:17,990 No, not really. 1028 00:46:18,094 --> 00:46:20,372 Who's the guy all the degenerate loser dads 1029 00:46:20,475 --> 00:46:22,581 come in here and place their bets with? 1030 00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:25,273 No clue what you're talking about right now. 1031 00:46:25,687 --> 00:46:30,382 Let's try this. Have you seen a guy come in here who's older, 1032 00:46:30,485 --> 00:46:33,005 looks kind of like me, angry all the time? 1033 00:46:33,281 --> 00:46:35,905 You actually look like a lot of guys 1034 00:46:36,008 --> 00:46:37,872 -I've seen in here. -Right. Okay. 1035 00:46:38,148 --> 00:46:41,945 Well, one of those misfits is probably my dad. 1036 00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:43,533 And just to give you a little back story, 1037 00:46:43,982 --> 00:46:45,811 he never taught me how to ride a bike. 1038 00:46:45,915 --> 00:46:47,709 I have a feeling there's a lot of things 1039 00:46:47,813 --> 00:46:48,987 your dad didn't teach you. 1040 00:46:49,228 --> 00:46:51,541 You're right. Oh, my God. Okay, so now you get me. Yeah. 1041 00:46:51,644 --> 00:46:53,198 He didn't teach me how to swim. There's a lot. 1042 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,236 But is there anything you can tell me about my dad 1043 00:46:57,340 --> 00:47:00,101 that I might not already know? 1044 00:47:00,274 --> 00:47:03,380 Look, did you hit your head or something on the way in here? 1045 00:47:03,587 --> 00:47:05,106 What? 1046 00:47:05,210 --> 00:47:06,418 Shirley Temple's on the house. Don't worry about it. 1047 00:47:06,521 --> 00:47:08,178 But I have to go tend to my regulars now. 1048 00:47:08,282 --> 00:47:11,181 And I suggest that whatever daddy issues you have, 1049 00:47:11,526 --> 00:47:14,771 you deal with with a therapist and not a bartender. 1050 00:47:14,978 --> 00:47:18,154 ♪ Dream my life away after ♪ 1051 00:47:18,395 --> 00:47:19,672 Awkward. 1052 00:47:23,814 --> 00:47:26,507 ♪ If I still 1053 00:47:27,025 --> 00:47:28,958 All right, Crawford, you're up next. 1054 00:47:31,477 --> 00:47:33,686 [intense music] 1055 00:47:38,691 --> 00:47:40,210 Hey there, Crawford. 1056 00:47:40,314 --> 00:47:42,040 Thought maybe we could have a little chit chat. 1057 00:47:42,247 --> 00:47:44,628 Hey, baby boo, did you come over here 1058 00:47:44,732 --> 00:47:46,113 to get some more of your corn pop? 1059 00:47:46,596 --> 00:47:47,873 Always. 1060 00:47:48,218 --> 00:47:50,255 Seriously, what do you want? We got money on this game. 1061 00:47:50,358 --> 00:47:52,257 Well, that is really good news to me, 1062 00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:54,707 because that means you are the exact type of dudes 1063 00:47:54,811 --> 00:47:56,330 I'm looking to chat with. 1064 00:47:56,813 --> 00:47:58,125 What's that supposed to mean? 1065 00:47:58,815 --> 00:48:02,888 Well, you're participating in illegal gambling, so, you know, 1066 00:48:02,992 --> 00:48:04,407 you know stuff about criminality. 1067 00:48:04,614 --> 00:48:06,064 Hey, keep your voice down. 1068 00:48:06,581 --> 00:48:09,653 I'm looking for information about a robbery. 1069 00:48:09,930 --> 00:48:10,654 See that gu-- 1070 00:48:11,207 --> 00:48:12,760 And Bill's asleep. 1071 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:15,314 Anyways, he happens to own a pharmacy 1072 00:48:15,418 --> 00:48:17,247 that got knocked off the other night. 1073 00:48:17,420 --> 00:48:18,421 Pharmacy? 1074 00:48:19,732 --> 00:48:21,942 Crawford, it's your shot. 1075 00:48:22,459 --> 00:48:25,324 And can we get this rat terrier out of here? 1076 00:48:25,428 --> 00:48:26,463 [laughter] 1077 00:48:26,567 --> 00:48:27,982 [June chuckles] 1078 00:48:28,086 --> 00:48:30,088 I'll have you know that everyone in my life agrees, 1079 00:48:30,191 --> 00:48:32,538 if I were a dog, I'd be a King Charles Cavalier. 1080 00:48:32,642 --> 00:48:34,471 So nice try. But you embarrassed yourself. 1081 00:48:34,575 --> 00:48:38,648 And also, sir, how long have you been an unemployed criminal? 1082 00:48:39,821 --> 00:48:41,099 Why are you recording this? 1083 00:48:41,202 --> 00:48:42,963 I do have a modest amount of followers, 1084 00:48:43,066 --> 00:48:44,757 but they have a lot of time on their hands. 1085 00:48:46,656 --> 00:48:47,484 Crawford, come on. 1086 00:48:48,347 --> 00:48:50,177 Hey, hey, come on. Take it easy. 1087 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:52,662 I'll tell you what you want. 1088 00:48:53,801 --> 00:48:55,113 What do you got? 1089 00:48:55,837 --> 00:48:58,254 Yeah, I heard about a few break-ins at some places, 1090 00:48:58,357 --> 00:49:00,290 but I don't know anything about who did it. 1091 00:49:00,635 --> 00:49:03,190 And I support pharmacies. I'm pro drug. 1092 00:49:03,293 --> 00:49:05,261 Yeah, I can tell by those pupils. 1093 00:49:05,433 --> 00:49:07,435 This is because of my anxiety, okay? 1094 00:49:07,988 --> 00:49:10,197 If you're going to post that, don't tag me. 1095 00:49:10,507 --> 00:49:11,819 My account's already been suspended 1096 00:49:11,922 --> 00:49:13,752 twice for misinformation. 1097 00:49:14,373 --> 00:49:16,720 That's the least surprising thing I've heard all day. 1098 00:49:16,824 --> 00:49:18,274 Look, I don't plan to post it, 1099 00:49:18,377 --> 00:49:21,001 but if I don't get what I need, I certainly will. 1100 00:49:23,141 --> 00:49:25,315 All right. You didn't hear it here, okay? 1101 00:49:28,249 --> 00:49:30,389 Might want to talk to that girl across the street. 1102 00:49:30,493 --> 00:49:31,459 What girl? 1103 00:49:31,804 --> 00:49:34,635 At the weed store. She works the cash register. 1104 00:49:35,153 --> 00:49:37,155 [sighs] I really don't love weed. 1105 00:49:37,258 --> 00:49:38,915 Or that you're passing me off to someone else. 1106 00:49:39,019 --> 00:49:40,330 But you're lucky. 1107 00:49:40,503 --> 00:49:42,815 I relate very well to girls who work at cash registers. 1108 00:49:43,609 --> 00:49:44,679 So we're good? 1109 00:49:44,886 --> 00:49:46,095 We're amazing. 1110 00:49:46,612 --> 00:49:50,823 Oh, since we're good, maybe, uh, give me a follow on Insta. 1111 00:49:51,962 --> 00:49:54,517 That's really embarrassing. 1112 00:49:56,588 --> 00:49:59,556 [Shane] So I eat the whole bar, thinking it's just like 1113 00:49:59,660 --> 00:50:02,180 a Girl Scout candy bar or some shit. 1114 00:50:02,283 --> 00:50:03,491 And that was the mushroom chocolate. 1115 00:50:03,595 --> 00:50:07,495 So I was tripping B-A-L-L-S. Balls. 1116 00:50:07,599 --> 00:50:12,224 [chuckles] Damn. All I do is smoke weed all day. 1117 00:50:12,328 --> 00:50:16,159 Yo, stop with this fucking conversation. 1118 00:50:16,263 --> 00:50:18,299 Jenny, it's a weed store. 1119 00:50:18,403 --> 00:50:22,131 Stupid conversation is par for the course. 1120 00:50:22,234 --> 00:50:24,685 Ugh, God, it smells in here, too. 1121 00:50:26,963 --> 00:50:28,585 What's up? Welcome to Puffers. 1122 00:50:28,689 --> 00:50:30,242 Interested in any of our pre-rolls? 1123 00:50:30,346 --> 00:50:32,762 Pre-rolls? Is that like a buttered cinnamon thing? 1124 00:50:32,865 --> 00:50:34,315 We don't have cinnamon, 1125 00:50:34,419 --> 00:50:37,353 but we do have blueberry and sour apple. 1126 00:50:37,456 --> 00:50:40,149 Can I ask you, do you feel safe here? 1127 00:50:40,425 --> 00:50:42,875 Yeah. They cool. That's Gary, the owner. 1128 00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:48,329 -Okay. -What's up? What you need? 1129 00:50:48,605 --> 00:50:53,921 Um, I'm looking for someone or something. 1130 00:50:54,024 --> 00:50:56,441 We got flower, oil, edibles. 1131 00:50:56,544 --> 00:50:59,823 Oh, no, actually, uh, this guy across the street told me 1132 00:50:59,927 --> 00:51:03,586 you might be the right person to get the hot gossip from. 1133 00:51:04,104 --> 00:51:05,588 Which dumbass told you that? 1134 00:51:05,898 --> 00:51:08,487 I'll never reveal my sources. But it was Crawford. 1135 00:51:08,798 --> 00:51:10,213 Of course he did. 1136 00:51:10,317 --> 00:51:11,697 And he begged you to follow him, too, right? 1137 00:51:11,870 --> 00:51:13,147 He did. It was cringe. 1138 00:51:13,251 --> 00:51:14,562 Wait. Who are you? 1139 00:51:14,769 --> 00:51:16,392 Sorry. Hi. I'm June. 1140 00:51:16,599 --> 00:51:17,979 It's really nice to meet you. 1141 00:51:18,083 --> 00:51:19,671 June, what's up? I'm Jenny. 1142 00:51:19,878 --> 00:51:21,259 So, Jenny, do you know 1143 00:51:21,362 --> 00:51:24,572 anything about a pharmacy robbery here in town? 1144 00:51:24,676 --> 00:51:27,575 And I'm cool. I'm not like the cops. 1145 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,716 I don't know about cool, but you shady. I fuck with it. 1146 00:51:30,820 --> 00:51:32,718 Y'all heard anything about a pharmacy getting robbed? 1147 00:51:32,891 --> 00:51:34,444 I don't watch the news. 1148 00:51:34,548 --> 00:51:37,206 All I'll do is smoke weed. [coughs] 1149 00:51:38,068 --> 00:51:40,795 Now, when you say pharmacy, do you mean dispensary? 1150 00:51:40,899 --> 00:51:45,214 Because in Europe, they actually call dispensaries pharmacies. 1151 00:51:45,490 --> 00:51:47,181 We are not in France! 1152 00:51:47,285 --> 00:51:49,149 What the hell that got to do with anything? 1153 00:51:49,252 --> 00:51:50,736 I can't keep up with this conversation. 1154 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,256 I do love baguettes and French onion soup, but-- 1155 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,120 [Shane] Well, we can go even deeper and 1156 00:51:55,224 --> 00:51:56,363 talk about how back in the day, 1157 00:51:56,466 --> 00:51:59,435 pharmacies stateside used to be called drug stores. 1158 00:51:59,745 --> 00:52:01,195 And now there are stores where you can buy drugs. 1159 00:52:01,299 --> 00:52:04,025 Oh, yo, it's a pull. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck! 1160 00:52:04,129 --> 00:52:05,544 -Fuck, fuck! -Get on the ground! 1161 00:52:05,648 --> 00:52:07,374 -Fuckin' move! -Take it, take it, take it. 1162 00:52:07,477 --> 00:52:09,514 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Oh! Ha-ha. 1163 00:52:09,617 --> 00:52:12,310 I just want to say that I didn't smoke any marijuana, 1164 00:52:12,413 --> 00:52:14,450 but I saw him do it. Please arrest him. 1165 00:52:14,553 --> 00:52:16,486 You think we're fucking cops?! 1166 00:52:16,831 --> 00:52:20,110 We're the opposite of cops! Robbers! 1167 00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:21,940 -[screams] -Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1168 00:52:22,043 --> 00:52:24,805 You see these? If I break them, I'm gonna break yo ass. 1169 00:52:25,012 --> 00:52:26,151 [Shane] Yeah, cut her some slack. 1170 00:52:26,255 --> 00:52:28,360 She gets so clumsy with those things. 1171 00:52:28,464 --> 00:52:30,569 Dude, she's not gonna bang you anytime soon. 1172 00:52:30,673 --> 00:52:32,295 You don't know, man. People kind of bond 1173 00:52:32,399 --> 00:52:33,572 over shared trauma. 1174 00:52:33,676 --> 00:52:34,884 Not this motherfucking time! 1175 00:52:34,987 --> 00:52:36,299 [man] Just keep putting the money in the bag. 1176 00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:38,922 -Weed. -Whoa! What'd you say? 1177 00:52:39,026 --> 00:52:40,476 I said weed, bro. That's all I do. 1178 00:52:40,579 --> 00:52:42,305 That's all I give a fuck about. You got a problem? 1179 00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:43,686 Whoa, whoa! What's with this guy? 1180 00:52:43,789 --> 00:52:45,653 Don't shoot him. There's something wrong with him. 1181 00:52:45,757 --> 00:52:47,655 -Yeah. Weed. -No, no, Gary's actually, like, 1182 00:52:47,759 --> 00:52:48,794 mad smart. 1183 00:52:48,898 --> 00:52:50,486 This dude invents stuff all the time. 1184 00:52:50,589 --> 00:52:51,901 -What? -Yeah, he made this thing 1185 00:52:52,004 --> 00:52:52,971 called the weed whacker. 1186 00:52:53,282 --> 00:52:54,386 You could, like, smoke out of it. 1187 00:52:54,490 --> 00:52:56,250 It was a bong meets a Fleshlight. 1188 00:52:56,423 --> 00:52:58,873 You can light it, and then you can ride it. 1189 00:52:59,184 --> 00:53:00,185 -Ugh. -Puff, puff, smash. 1190 00:53:00,289 --> 00:53:01,807 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shark Dank. 1191 00:53:01,911 --> 00:53:03,844 This is taking way too long. Come on, let's go. 1192 00:53:03,947 --> 00:53:04,914 [Jenny] Here! Damn! 1193 00:53:08,158 --> 00:53:10,644 Wait a second. I know you. 1194 00:53:11,783 --> 00:53:12,577 Owen? 1195 00:53:14,441 --> 00:53:17,237 Oh, shit. June? 1196 00:53:17,340 --> 00:53:19,135 Oh, my God, you remember my name? 1197 00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:20,412 You fucking know her?! 1198 00:53:20,999 --> 00:53:22,069 It's a long story. 1199 00:53:22,242 --> 00:53:24,692 -Plot twist. -I knew this bitch was shady. 1200 00:53:24,796 --> 00:53:26,936 Yeah. We gotta take her with us. 1201 00:53:27,695 --> 00:53:30,077 Shit! She's--Yeah. You got to come with us. 1202 00:53:30,180 --> 00:53:31,665 I'm sorry, I can't. 1203 00:53:31,768 --> 00:53:33,391 I have a plate at home waiting under the sink for me. 1204 00:53:33,494 --> 00:53:35,289 Plate's got to wait. Let's go, let's go. 1205 00:53:35,393 --> 00:53:36,842 -Don't fucking move! -Whoa, whoa. No hero. 1206 00:53:36,946 --> 00:53:41,019 Thank you. Thank you so much. We are very, very sorry. 1207 00:53:41,847 --> 00:53:42,986 This is all we know. 1208 00:53:45,265 --> 00:53:47,267 You are so fucking useless. You know that? 1209 00:53:47,370 --> 00:53:50,131 This is the third time this week! 1210 00:53:50,235 --> 00:53:51,685 When are you going to fire him? 1211 00:53:51,857 --> 00:53:52,858 Weed. 1212 00:53:53,652 --> 00:53:54,619 Thursday. 1213 00:53:54,722 --> 00:53:56,552 [dramatic music] 1214 00:53:56,655 --> 00:53:57,346 Come on. 1215 00:53:57,829 --> 00:53:59,106 What do you mean it's a long story? 1216 00:53:59,209 --> 00:54:00,832 It's a long story. 1217 00:54:00,935 --> 00:54:02,316 Are you on apps again? 1218 00:54:02,799 --> 00:54:04,698 No, and I would never tell you that. 1219 00:54:05,008 --> 00:54:06,320 I was about to go live. 1220 00:54:06,424 --> 00:54:07,701 Yeah, that's why I took it off you. 1221 00:54:07,804 --> 00:54:09,599 -Okay, but where are we going? -For a little drive. 1222 00:54:09,703 --> 00:54:11,221 Well, my friend Bill, he's across the street still. 1223 00:54:11,325 --> 00:54:12,499 He'll be fine. Get in. 1224 00:54:12,602 --> 00:54:14,328 [June] Whoa! This is a cool car. 1225 00:54:14,432 --> 00:54:16,434 You know, I really need to sell my car. 1226 00:54:16,537 --> 00:54:17,745 Have you guys used CarMax? Ow! 1227 00:54:17,849 --> 00:54:19,471 -Oh, my God, get in the car. -Oh, my God. 1228 00:54:19,575 --> 00:54:20,679 I heard it's good. 1229 00:54:20,783 --> 00:54:22,060 -Drive. -[June shrieks] 1230 00:54:22,405 --> 00:54:23,958 [man] Yo, yo, who the fuck is this? 1231 00:54:24,062 --> 00:54:25,650 Hi. I'm June. 1232 00:54:25,857 --> 00:54:26,858 Why are you here? 1233 00:54:26,961 --> 00:54:28,653 It's Owen's new girlfriend, apparently. 1234 00:54:28,756 --> 00:54:30,275 -Max, don't start. -Oh, my God. Did he say that? 1235 00:54:30,379 --> 00:54:31,690 -Did you say that? -No, I didn't. 1236 00:54:31,794 --> 00:54:34,244 No, you recognized--She recognized me in the dispensary. 1237 00:54:34,348 --> 00:54:35,591 Sorry, I have this thing where whenever I see 1238 00:54:35,694 --> 00:54:37,869 a hot guy's hands, I never forget them. 1239 00:54:37,972 --> 00:54:40,389 -Wait. You know this bitch? -[Owen] Just drive, JD. 1240 00:54:40,492 --> 00:54:42,529 Wait a second. Did you just call me a bitch? 1241 00:54:42,632 --> 00:54:45,290 I've been telling you, you can't use that word anymore. 1242 00:54:45,394 --> 00:54:47,396 -Fuck off! -Everyone shut up! 1243 00:54:48,017 --> 00:54:49,605 Yo, what are we supposed to do now, man? 1244 00:54:49,708 --> 00:54:51,710 [Owen] The plan stays the same. It's not changing. 1245 00:54:51,814 --> 00:54:53,678 We're still going back to base. 1246 00:54:53,781 --> 00:54:56,853 [June] Oh, my God, is the plan to sell me into sex slavery? 1247 00:55:06,898 --> 00:55:09,625 What? They're made out of buckwheat. 1248 00:55:09,832 --> 00:55:13,076 You think buckwheat cancels out all the maple syrup you used? 1249 00:55:13,180 --> 00:55:15,009 That's a stupid amount of sugar. 1250 00:55:15,113 --> 00:55:18,012 Sugar is related to, like, so many diseases. 1251 00:55:18,116 --> 00:55:19,462 You didn't know this? 1252 00:55:19,876 --> 00:55:22,223 Wait. Side note. Have you guys tried the popcorn 1253 00:55:22,327 --> 00:55:24,881 at that scary place across the street from the weed store? 1254 00:55:24,985 --> 00:55:27,367 They use a lot of salt, and I think they're actually 1255 00:55:27,470 --> 00:55:29,023 using a really good, high quality oil. 1256 00:55:29,783 --> 00:55:30,784 I approve. 1257 00:55:31,025 --> 00:55:32,924 -What is she talking about? -No, that's--that's facts. 1258 00:55:33,027 --> 00:55:34,235 Dante's is hella salty. 1259 00:55:34,339 --> 00:55:35,133 Thank you. 1260 00:55:35,236 --> 00:55:36,168 Just like you. 1261 00:55:37,860 --> 00:55:38,861 I'm just playing. 1262 00:55:38,964 --> 00:55:40,966 Anybody who could destroy a stack of pancakes 1263 00:55:41,070 --> 00:55:42,071 like that is cool with me. 1264 00:55:43,003 --> 00:55:45,039 June, serious note. 1265 00:55:45,661 --> 00:55:47,939 You're not going to rat us out, are you? 1266 00:55:48,698 --> 00:55:52,495 Well, if I'm being honest, at first, I was really scared. 1267 00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:54,290 But now, as far as I'm concerned, 1268 00:55:54,394 --> 00:55:56,188 you guys are just hot Uber drivers. 1269 00:55:56,396 --> 00:55:58,536 So you're not pissed 1270 00:55:58,639 --> 00:56:01,849 that we stuck a gun in your face and kidnapped you? 1271 00:56:01,953 --> 00:56:04,783 Why are you talking quiet? Are we all talking quiet now? 1272 00:56:06,026 --> 00:56:08,408 Aare--are you going to tell anyone what we did? 1273 00:56:08,511 --> 00:56:11,065 Oh, no. You guys saved me. 1274 00:56:11,169 --> 00:56:12,653 That weed store shouldn't be in business. 1275 00:56:12,757 --> 00:56:14,206 That guy Gary, ugh. 1276 00:56:16,139 --> 00:56:17,106 I believe her. 1277 00:56:19,384 --> 00:56:20,420 Same. 1278 00:56:24,596 --> 00:56:25,804 Yeah. Me too. 1279 00:56:26,356 --> 00:56:28,462 Yes! I'm honestly just so glad 1280 00:56:28,566 --> 00:56:30,568 now I know who robbed the pharmacy. 1281 00:56:32,708 --> 00:56:33,674 What's she talking about? 1282 00:56:33,778 --> 00:56:35,573 June, that was a dispensary. 1283 00:56:35,676 --> 00:56:38,058 Oh, my God, now you're like the annoying weed people. 1284 00:56:38,161 --> 00:56:41,579 It's not a pharmacy because weed comes from the ground, 1285 00:56:41,682 --> 00:56:44,478 so it's not really drugs, and blah, blah, blah. 1286 00:56:44,582 --> 00:56:45,859 See, that's that sugar high I was talking about. 1287 00:56:46,031 --> 00:56:47,619 Crash incoming. 1288 00:56:47,723 --> 00:56:50,691 June, are you talking about the pharmacy where you work? 1289 00:56:51,002 --> 00:56:52,313 Yeah. What? 1290 00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:55,144 Oh, my God, are you trying to say this is all 1291 00:56:55,247 --> 00:56:56,456 some sort of a coincidence? 1292 00:56:56,559 --> 00:56:58,285 [Owen] Wait, what is a coincidence? 1293 00:56:58,665 --> 00:57:01,806 The pharmacy robbery, and then the weed store robbery. 1294 00:57:02,082 --> 00:57:03,152 That was all you guys. 1295 00:57:03,255 --> 00:57:04,636 -Oh. -Chill, chill. 1296 00:57:04,740 --> 00:57:06,051 [Owen] Do you want to maybe just... 1297 00:57:06,155 --> 00:57:07,777 [whispering] Yeah. Sorry. That was all you guys, right? 1298 00:57:07,881 --> 00:57:10,504 Look, if we robbed a pharmacy, we would be proud of that. 1299 00:57:10,608 --> 00:57:11,954 That would be a huge step up for us. 1300 00:57:12,126 --> 00:57:14,922 -[JD] That'd be a flex. -June, we didn't rob 1301 00:57:15,026 --> 00:57:16,855 the pharmacy. You know that, right? 1302 00:57:16,959 --> 00:57:18,581 Relax. I'm not going to turn you in for that either. 1303 00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:20,100 I don't care. I just need to make sure 1304 00:57:20,203 --> 00:57:21,377 that Bill's name is cleared 1305 00:57:21,481 --> 00:57:22,758 so he can get his insurance money. 1306 00:57:22,861 --> 00:57:24,622 Okay? Can I please have my phone now? Thank you. 1307 00:57:24,725 --> 00:57:27,314 -No. Definitely not. No. -We're not stupid, June. 1308 00:57:27,417 --> 00:57:28,764 -We're smart as fuck. -Yeah. 1309 00:57:28,867 --> 00:57:30,559 I just ate a plate full of food in front of three men. 1310 00:57:30,662 --> 00:57:32,181 I'm gonna need to check my teeth. 1311 00:57:32,664 --> 00:57:33,665 Let me see. 1312 00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:38,843 -Yeah. You're fine. -Thank you. 1313 00:57:39,015 --> 00:57:40,741 What the fuck is this cute shit? 1314 00:57:40,845 --> 00:57:42,053 How long are we gonna stay here for? 1315 00:57:42,156 --> 00:57:44,573 Not much longer, okay? Just relax. 1316 00:57:44,849 --> 00:57:46,333 What's everyone gonna get for dessert? 1317 00:57:46,436 --> 00:57:47,783 -Jesus Christ! -Dessert after pancakes. 1318 00:57:47,886 --> 00:57:49,336 This bitch got a sweet tooth on her. 1319 00:57:49,439 --> 00:57:51,787 -[Max] Okay. Hello, diabetes. -You just had dessert. 1320 00:57:51,890 --> 00:57:54,962 I'm sorry I didn't eat before I got kidnapped. 1321 00:57:56,101 --> 00:57:58,103 [upbeat music] 1322 00:58:00,036 --> 00:58:02,383 [JD] I mean, some people say a gluten free diet 1323 00:58:02,487 --> 00:58:04,006 is actually worse for you. 1324 00:58:05,317 --> 00:58:06,318 [June] That's not true. 1325 00:58:08,148 --> 00:58:09,770 [JD] Home sweet home. 1326 00:58:09,874 --> 00:58:12,186 [Max] Yeah, make yourself comfortable. 1327 00:58:13,429 --> 00:58:15,431 My mom would love to tell you guys 1328 00:58:15,535 --> 00:58:18,917 how to clean this place and then just clean it herself. 1329 00:58:19,711 --> 00:58:20,470 Want a beer, June? 1330 00:58:20,574 --> 00:58:21,955 No, thanks. I don't drink. 1331 00:58:22,196 --> 00:58:24,302 Do you have a problem or something, or...? 1332 00:58:24,405 --> 00:58:26,684 No, I just don't drink. I've never tried alcohol. 1333 00:58:28,409 --> 00:58:29,445 How is that even possible? 1334 00:58:29,687 --> 00:58:30,619 Yeah. You weird as fuck. 1335 00:58:30,722 --> 00:58:33,345 Yeah. No shit. I'm weird. Okay? 1336 00:58:33,449 --> 00:58:36,279 I'm weird. My parents are weird. My face is misshapen. 1337 00:58:36,383 --> 00:58:38,799 My leg hair grows way too fast. Don't look at it right now. 1338 00:58:38,903 --> 00:58:40,663 And, yes, I cheated my way through school, 1339 00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:42,354 and I didn't really learn anything. 1340 00:58:42,527 --> 00:58:43,355 Now we all know each other. 1341 00:58:44,633 --> 00:58:46,289 I got a weird ass face, too. 1342 00:58:46,980 --> 00:58:47,601 True. 1343 00:58:47,912 --> 00:58:49,258 Guess I'll drink both of these. 1344 00:58:49,707 --> 00:58:51,363 Maybe you have a problem. 1345 00:58:52,295 --> 00:58:53,365 Count it, JD. 1346 00:58:56,058 --> 00:58:57,577 [chuckles] 1347 00:58:58,025 --> 00:59:00,096 Okay, wait, so he just, like, tells you guys what to do, 1348 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:01,304 and then you do it? 1349 00:59:01,408 --> 00:59:03,928 That's like a little sad, right? 1350 00:59:04,031 --> 00:59:06,344 I don't think it's sad. You know, because we're a crew. 1351 00:59:06,586 --> 00:59:08,691 We're best friends, and we each have individual jobs. 1352 00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:11,383 It's like, I'm the enforcer, the muscle. 1353 00:59:12,453 --> 00:59:13,938 I'm the muscle, too. 1354 00:59:14,041 --> 00:59:16,492 I just drive because I'm the only one with a license. 1355 00:59:16,596 --> 00:59:18,252 Yeah, and you did a great job tonight. 1356 00:59:18,356 --> 00:59:19,529 He was awesome. 1357 00:59:19,771 --> 00:59:22,809 Okay, wait. This is fun. What am I? Damsel in distress? 1358 00:59:23,154 --> 00:59:25,950 [Owen] June, get in here, please. 1359 00:59:26,053 --> 00:59:27,123 Okay. 1360 00:59:28,159 --> 00:59:29,160 Keep counting. 1361 00:59:31,093 --> 00:59:33,578 Hey, do you think it's sad that we gotta count the money? 1362 00:59:33,785 --> 00:59:35,269 Dude, don't let her get inside your head. 1363 00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:39,411 Not in my head. This is my favorite part of the job. 1364 00:59:44,589 --> 00:59:46,246 Oh my God, are we about to have sex? 1365 00:59:46,349 --> 00:59:49,387 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1366 00:59:49,974 --> 00:59:52,666 Well, you invited me into your bedroom. 1367 00:59:52,977 --> 00:59:55,117 This is not my bedroom at all. 1368 00:59:55,220 --> 00:59:57,913 No, relax. This is just a place we can lay low for a minute. 1369 00:59:58,638 --> 00:59:59,949 It's nothing permanent, 1370 01:00:00,053 --> 01:00:01,433 so it's no big deal you know about it. 1371 01:00:02,918 --> 01:00:04,644 I'm gonna drop you off at the next check point. 1372 01:00:04,747 --> 01:00:06,300 Sit down. Please. You're making me really nervous. 1373 01:00:09,234 --> 01:00:13,100 I bet I can guess, like, everything about you. 1374 01:00:13,204 --> 01:00:13,860 Oh, yeah? 1375 01:00:15,413 --> 01:00:17,277 I bet you played sports. 1376 01:00:17,380 --> 01:00:19,037 Every guy played sports. 1377 01:00:21,281 --> 01:00:22,351 Baseball. 1378 01:00:24,353 --> 01:00:25,319 Why'd you quit? 1379 01:00:27,321 --> 01:00:28,806 Well, do you have any idea how hard it is 1380 01:00:28,909 --> 01:00:30,014 to get into the big leagues? 1381 01:00:30,117 --> 01:00:32,050 No, I hate sports. They're boring. 1382 01:00:33,224 --> 01:00:34,363 Yeah. Me too. 1383 01:00:34,604 --> 01:00:36,779 -Really? -Yeah. 1384 01:00:36,883 --> 01:00:38,298 I only did it because my dad wanted me to. 1385 01:00:38,712 --> 01:00:41,853 And, uh, he's dead now, so... 1386 01:00:43,544 --> 01:00:46,616 Sorry. Uh. I don't know. 1387 01:00:47,445 --> 01:00:51,035 My mom and dad make me do stuff I don't want to do all the time. 1388 01:00:51,242 --> 01:00:56,247 God. Doing laundry, getting my hair cut, washing it. 1389 01:00:56,557 --> 01:00:58,249 Feeding parking meters. 1390 01:01:00,009 --> 01:01:03,254 Yeah, anyway, I dropped out of community college, 1391 01:01:03,357 --> 01:01:05,463 and everything kind of went wrong, so... 1392 01:01:05,566 --> 01:01:08,880 Yeah, I...I can see that. 1393 01:01:10,502 --> 01:01:12,712 [sighs] Oh, none taken. 1394 01:01:15,266 --> 01:01:17,095 So, what about you? What's your story? 1395 01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:20,133 Oh. Uh, nothing. 1396 01:01:20,236 --> 01:01:23,723 I mean, I'm not out here robbing pharmacies. 1397 01:01:24,551 --> 01:01:25,897 Dispensaries. 1398 01:01:26,001 --> 01:01:29,107 I'm just like a totally cool, normal girl. 1399 01:01:30,591 --> 01:01:32,214 Let me guess. You're single. 1400 01:01:32,559 --> 01:01:34,388 I'm between relationships. 1401 01:01:35,286 --> 01:01:36,425 Oh, yeah. 1402 01:01:38,910 --> 01:01:42,845 Yeah. Uh, he dumped me a couple of years ago, amicably. 1403 01:01:43,121 --> 01:01:46,297 And now he's engaged to someone else. 1404 01:01:47,781 --> 01:01:49,127 Well, that's messed up. 1405 01:01:51,371 --> 01:01:52,786 You're definitely odd. 1406 01:01:53,614 --> 01:01:55,099 You seem like a nice person. 1407 01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:58,033 -Really? -Yeah. 1408 01:01:58,136 --> 01:02:00,380 That's really sweet of you to say. 1409 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,038 It actually is so sweet, 1410 01:02:03,348 --> 01:02:07,594 it reminds me of my favorite candy bar, which is a Twix. 1411 01:02:08,043 --> 01:02:10,217 You like Twix? That's crazy. 1412 01:02:10,321 --> 01:02:13,117 I love Twix. They're like my favorite candy bar, too. 1413 01:02:13,289 --> 01:02:16,776 Oh, my God, what a coincidence. 1414 01:02:17,362 --> 01:02:21,919 You know, it's almost like the universe just has us 1415 01:02:22,022 --> 01:02:25,232 bumping into each other for some sort of reason. 1416 01:02:26,509 --> 01:02:29,581 [synth music playing] 1417 01:02:44,355 --> 01:02:45,735 [doorbell rings] 1418 01:02:45,839 --> 01:02:46,875 [Owen] Hi, baby. 1419 01:02:48,566 --> 01:02:50,879 So sorry I spent more than five minutes away from you. 1420 01:02:50,982 --> 01:02:53,640 That's okay, darling, as long as I always 1421 01:02:53,743 --> 01:02:55,849 have your location on my phone. 1422 01:02:58,058 --> 01:03:00,302 [music continues] 1423 01:03:01,544 --> 01:03:05,031 [inaudible dialogue] 1424 01:03:06,515 --> 01:03:09,000 Push! 1425 01:03:09,725 --> 01:03:11,382 Dude, what the fuck?! 1426 01:03:11,623 --> 01:03:13,591 Jonathan, get out of my fantasy! 1427 01:03:13,867 --> 01:03:14,937 You think I wanna be in your fantasy? 1428 01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:15,973 This fucking sucks! 1429 01:03:16,594 --> 01:03:18,699 Push! Come on, June. 1430 01:03:18,803 --> 01:03:20,529 Push! Big push! 1431 01:03:20,632 --> 01:03:24,913 -Ah! -[all screaming] 1432 01:03:26,569 --> 01:03:28,468 [music continues] 1433 01:03:31,989 --> 01:03:34,232 [June] Oh, my Gosh. 1434 01:03:35,509 --> 01:03:37,546 She's so beautiful. 1435 01:03:37,926 --> 01:03:39,720 [Owen] Yeah, she is so beautiful. 1436 01:03:39,893 --> 01:03:41,239 She's not as pretty as me, though. 1437 01:03:41,343 --> 01:03:42,896 No, no. 1438 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,864 -Oh. Look at you go. -Yes, come to Mommy. 1439 01:03:44,967 --> 01:03:47,763 Look at you go. Look at those baby steppy-steps. 1440 01:03:47,867 --> 01:03:53,458 ♪ Happy birthday to you 1441 01:03:53,562 --> 01:03:54,977 [blowers buzzing] 1442 01:03:55,081 --> 01:03:56,979 -Good job! -Yay, baby! 1443 01:03:57,083 --> 01:03:58,325 You got all five. 1444 01:03:58,429 --> 01:03:59,292 [applause] 1445 01:03:59,395 --> 01:04:00,327 -[June] That's my baby. -We love you! 1446 01:04:00,431 --> 01:04:01,018 Whoo! 1447 01:04:01,570 --> 01:04:02,951 June, June? 1448 01:04:05,298 --> 01:04:06,230 You chill? 1449 01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:09,302 Um, I'm feeling a little faint. 1450 01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:11,373 Do you guys have any snacks? 1451 01:04:12,236 --> 01:04:13,133 [officer] Put your hands up! 1452 01:04:14,203 --> 01:04:17,551 Hands in the air now! Hands in the air now! 1453 01:04:17,655 --> 01:04:19,553 More robbers?! 1454 01:04:20,451 --> 01:04:21,521 Yeah. 1455 01:04:24,731 --> 01:04:26,457 Ooh, much better this time. 1456 01:04:26,733 --> 01:04:28,114 It's the same exact coffee. 1457 01:04:28,977 --> 01:04:30,875 Mm-hmm. I could also see that. 1458 01:04:31,186 --> 01:04:35,397 So, you have a knack for getting mixed up 1459 01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:36,985 in grand larcenies? 1460 01:04:37,226 --> 01:04:39,435 If you mean I have a knack for playing the victim, 1461 01:04:39,539 --> 01:04:40,367 then you'd be correct. 1462 01:04:40,471 --> 01:04:42,093 Because I was cast as Blanche Dubois 1463 01:04:42,197 --> 01:04:45,510 as a first year repertory student in theater class. 1464 01:04:45,614 --> 01:04:46,822 Very rare. 1465 01:04:46,926 --> 01:04:48,030 -No one gives a shit. -Oh, my God. 1466 01:04:48,341 --> 01:04:50,791 June, help us out here. 1467 01:04:50,895 --> 01:04:52,517 Help us to understand, June. 1468 01:04:52,621 --> 01:04:56,211 [David] The arresting officers said that it looked as though 1469 01:04:56,314 --> 01:04:58,282 you and one of the suspects 1470 01:04:58,385 --> 01:05:02,631 were about to have sex in front of the two other suspects. 1471 01:05:02,734 --> 01:05:04,253 Really? They said that? 1472 01:05:04,598 --> 01:05:06,186 Why didn't you put up much of a fight? 1473 01:05:06,290 --> 01:05:08,878 I mean, I get it, he's hot, but... 1474 01:05:09,051 --> 01:05:11,157 Well, A, I'm not exactly John Wick, 1475 01:05:11,260 --> 01:05:13,228 and, B, I'm friends with Owen, and he told me 1476 01:05:13,331 --> 01:05:15,057 he was going to let me go. 1477 01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:17,680 Yeah, just how well do you know Owen? 1478 01:05:18,198 --> 01:05:20,131 I've technically only known him for a day. 1479 01:05:20,442 --> 01:05:23,824 We met at the pharmacy, and then I ran into him at the pot store. 1480 01:05:23,997 --> 01:05:26,931 Then we had this kind of wild night. 1481 01:05:27,207 --> 01:05:29,278 It was fun to be carefree, off my phone. 1482 01:05:29,382 --> 01:05:31,211 Which, by the way, when can I get that back? 1483 01:05:31,315 --> 01:05:33,524 June Squad needs these updates. 1484 01:05:33,834 --> 01:05:40,048 So you met Owen, who just robbed the dispensary you were in, 1485 01:05:40,945 --> 01:05:42,395 at the pharmacy where you work? 1486 01:05:42,567 --> 01:05:44,569 -Mm-hmm. -Which was also robbed. 1487 01:05:45,639 --> 01:05:47,503 Yeah, I know it sounds bad, but I asked Owen 1488 01:05:47,607 --> 01:05:49,609 if he did our robbery, and he said no. 1489 01:05:49,712 --> 01:05:52,232 Oh, well, if he said he had nothing to do with it... 1490 01:05:52,336 --> 01:05:53,544 -That's that. -...then what are we 1491 01:05:53,647 --> 01:05:54,890 even doing here? I haven't had lunch. 1492 01:05:54,994 --> 01:05:55,960 We should probably just go. 1493 01:05:56,064 --> 01:05:57,410 You guys are really judgy. 1494 01:05:57,513 --> 01:05:59,101 Maybe if you'd be a little more open minded, 1495 01:05:59,205 --> 01:06:01,034 you would have apprehended someone by now. 1496 01:06:01,138 --> 01:06:02,622 Telling us how to do our job, huh? 1497 01:06:04,693 --> 01:06:08,110 Owen McEvoy is building up quite the sheet 1498 01:06:08,214 --> 01:06:09,801 for someone his age. 1499 01:06:13,184 --> 01:06:15,255 That's actually a really good picture of him. 1500 01:06:16,222 --> 01:06:19,052 God, mugshots are so sexy. 1501 01:06:19,259 --> 01:06:21,744 Can I do, like, a novelty souvenir one before I go? 1502 01:06:21,848 --> 01:06:23,574 What do your parents think of a guy like this? 1503 01:06:23,677 --> 01:06:24,678 Do they approve of him? 1504 01:06:24,782 --> 01:06:26,956 Not that I care, but they haven't met him yet. 1505 01:06:27,129 --> 01:06:29,062 Oh, don't worry, they will. 1506 01:06:29,338 --> 01:06:31,064 -What do you mean? -Oh, they're on their way 1507 01:06:31,168 --> 01:06:32,479 down here right now. That's what I mean by that. 1508 01:06:32,652 --> 01:06:34,757 -Why? -Because we called them, June. 1509 01:06:34,861 --> 01:06:37,346 And I can't wait to tell them all the details of this case. 1510 01:06:37,450 --> 01:06:39,624 Like how their daughter appears to be a pothead 1511 01:06:39,728 --> 01:06:43,456 who's cavorting all over town with a known thief 1512 01:06:43,559 --> 01:06:47,253 and conspired to rob her workplace with him. 1513 01:06:47,356 --> 01:06:48,909 I wasn't cavorting with him. 1514 01:06:49,013 --> 01:06:50,463 I don't even know what that word means, 1515 01:06:50,566 --> 01:06:52,327 so I definitely wasn't doing it. 1516 01:06:52,430 --> 01:06:54,570 I told you, I met him at the pharmacy, 1517 01:06:54,674 --> 01:06:57,953 and then I ran into him at the disgusting pot store, 1518 01:06:58,057 --> 01:06:59,644 and I just noticed him right away 1519 01:06:59,748 --> 01:07:01,784 because I never forget a face that makes me hot and ready. 1520 01:07:01,888 --> 01:07:03,441 Hot and ready? What the hell does that mean? 1521 01:07:03,545 --> 01:07:05,650 -Yeah. -Well, I don't like 1522 01:07:05,754 --> 01:07:08,136 the word "horny," so I say hot and ready instead 1523 01:07:08,239 --> 01:07:10,759 because it sounds cuter and it reminds me of pizza. 1524 01:07:13,072 --> 01:07:15,488 Okay, so you were just doing 1525 01:07:15,591 --> 01:07:17,835 a little marijuana shopping, then? 1526 01:07:17,938 --> 01:07:20,769 I told you I was conducting a private investigation. 1527 01:07:20,872 --> 01:07:23,427 But you're not licensed to do that, Miss Fine. 1528 01:07:23,530 --> 01:07:29,260 Then Owen, the man you randomly met at your workplace, 1529 01:07:29,571 --> 01:07:33,437 holds up the place that you're in and then takes you hostage. 1530 01:07:33,747 --> 01:07:36,716 You expect us to believe that this is all coincidence? 1531 01:07:36,819 --> 01:07:38,511 Do you think we're stupid? 1532 01:07:38,614 --> 01:07:40,823 You're the common denominator here, June. 1533 01:07:41,134 --> 01:07:42,584 I know it's wild, 1534 01:07:42,687 --> 01:07:45,034 and it would be one hell of a Datelineepisode. 1535 01:07:45,414 --> 01:07:47,175 Oh, my God, the poor man that ends up with her. 1536 01:07:47,278 --> 01:07:48,417 Excuse me? 1537 01:07:48,728 --> 01:07:50,350 What were you doing at Dante's bar? 1538 01:07:50,454 --> 01:07:51,489 Is it a crime to be there? 1539 01:07:51,593 --> 01:07:53,042 [Justine] No, it's a free country, 1540 01:07:53,146 --> 01:07:55,976 but a lot of unsavory characters hang around that place, June. 1541 01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,634 Maybe you met a guy named Crawford. 1542 01:07:58,738 --> 01:08:01,016 He's got a few priors under his belt. 1543 01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:02,569 I don't remember. 1544 01:08:02,673 --> 01:08:04,813 The popcorn tasted good. That's all I know. 1545 01:08:05,883 --> 01:08:07,540 We both know that your 1546 01:08:07,643 --> 01:08:10,094 deadbeat dad hangs out there, June. 1547 01:08:10,198 --> 01:08:12,510 He's got a bit of a problem, doesn't he, June? 1548 01:08:12,717 --> 01:08:14,063 Don't be mean, okay? 1549 01:08:14,167 --> 01:08:16,514 I'm the only one who's allowed to make fun of my dad's disease. 1550 01:08:16,618 --> 01:08:18,240 [Justine] So answer the question. 1551 01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:20,449 What were you doing at Dante's Bar? 1552 01:08:20,656 --> 01:08:22,589 Somebody has to get justice for Bill. 1553 01:08:22,693 --> 01:08:24,557 Oh, that would look so cute on a T-shirt. 1554 01:08:24,660 --> 01:08:28,871 June, you are not a police officer. 1555 01:08:29,527 --> 01:08:31,874 When are you going to get that through your thick, 1556 01:08:31,978 --> 01:08:34,049 entitled millennial skull? 1557 01:08:34,153 --> 01:08:37,017 It is so embarrassing to say the "M" word 1558 01:08:37,121 --> 01:08:39,572 and especially adding "thicc" in the mix. 1559 01:08:39,675 --> 01:08:41,850 Ew, I hate you. 1560 01:08:42,022 --> 01:08:43,403 Well, we hate you back. 1561 01:08:45,819 --> 01:08:46,648 Can I take this home? 1562 01:08:46,751 --> 01:08:47,476 -No. -No, you cannot. 1563 01:08:59,971 --> 01:09:02,974 [hip hop music plays] 1564 01:09:03,941 --> 01:09:04,873 [music stops] 1565 01:09:04,976 --> 01:09:06,599 I am not listening to that crap right now. 1566 01:09:06,702 --> 01:09:07,772 Why not? 1567 01:09:07,876 --> 01:09:09,602 We just had to pick you up at jail! 1568 01:09:09,705 --> 01:09:12,260 Well, actually, it was the police station. 1569 01:09:12,363 --> 01:09:15,228 You know, I was hanging out with a cute guy. 1570 01:09:15,332 --> 01:09:18,127 I thought maybe my family would be happy for me. 1571 01:09:18,231 --> 01:09:19,301 What? 1572 01:09:19,750 --> 01:09:22,615 Do you realize how strong your grandchildren's genetics 1573 01:09:22,718 --> 01:09:26,239 would be if I breed with a hot criminal? 1574 01:09:26,343 --> 01:09:27,965 The police showed us his picture. 1575 01:09:28,068 --> 01:09:29,656 Strong jaw. I like that. 1576 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:32,935 Jonathan, I hope you're learning from your sister's mistakes. 1577 01:09:33,039 --> 01:09:36,456 Deffo, Dad. Uh, you're wild out of pocket, sis. 1578 01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:37,664 Mom, tell him to shut up. 1579 01:09:37,768 --> 01:09:39,321 -Shh. -[Arnold] You know, I can't even 1580 01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:41,565 understand what he's saying 90 percent of the time. 1581 01:09:41,668 --> 01:09:44,188 But I would rather have a jive turkey for a son 1582 01:09:44,292 --> 01:09:45,983 than a jailbird for a daughter. 1583 01:09:46,086 --> 01:09:47,467 Mm-hmm. Got your white ass. 1584 01:09:47,571 --> 01:09:49,158 Can you both just calm down, please? 1585 01:09:49,262 --> 01:09:50,401 She's been through something. 1586 01:09:50,746 --> 01:09:54,129 Hey, June, uh, did you lez out in the joint? 1587 01:09:54,233 --> 01:09:55,751 Why do you care, freak? 1588 01:09:55,855 --> 01:09:59,617 June, even if you did, we still love you. 1589 01:09:59,928 --> 01:10:03,000 You go into the bar, ask a bunch of stupid questions. 1590 01:10:03,103 --> 01:10:05,071 You bring up my personal business. 1591 01:10:05,174 --> 01:10:06,831 You could have gotten yourself hurt. 1592 01:10:06,935 --> 01:10:10,456 These bookies don't mess around. They don't like attention. 1593 01:10:11,457 --> 01:10:13,735 They're going to be all over my ass now. 1594 01:10:14,425 --> 01:10:16,531 Mom, is there still a plate for me under the sink? 1595 01:10:16,634 --> 01:10:18,809 Oh, yes, I put it in the back of the refrigerator 1596 01:10:18,912 --> 01:10:19,948 just before we left. 1597 01:10:20,051 --> 01:10:21,812 Stay out of that bar. 1598 01:10:21,915 --> 01:10:25,712 Let that be my thing. Just let that be a dad place. 1599 01:10:25,885 --> 01:10:27,542 Yo, pass the Oxford? 1600 01:10:27,645 --> 01:10:29,751 No, because dad said no music. 1601 01:10:29,854 --> 01:10:31,235 Pass him the cord. 1602 01:10:31,477 --> 01:10:33,651 Ha-ha! Thanks, brother. 1603 01:10:34,997 --> 01:10:36,309 You're being punished. 1604 01:10:38,173 --> 01:10:40,865 [dance music plays] 1605 01:10:47,286 --> 01:10:49,322 I can't believe after all that's happened, 1606 01:10:49,426 --> 01:10:52,118 you're still thinking about Davey. 1607 01:10:52,221 --> 01:10:53,671 Why do you do that to yourself? 1608 01:10:53,844 --> 01:10:56,881 Move on already. Take some time if you need it. 1609 01:10:57,157 --> 01:10:58,262 Can it be paid leave? 1610 01:10:58,366 --> 01:11:00,368 I heard the insurance payout was good. 1611 01:11:00,471 --> 01:11:02,370 I'm not gonna lie. It was. 1612 01:11:02,818 --> 01:11:04,303 Maybe we can figure something out. 1613 01:11:05,131 --> 01:11:07,720 No. It's okay. I don't need special treatment. 1614 01:11:07,823 --> 01:11:09,929 So, what do you want from me, June? 1615 01:11:10,101 --> 01:11:12,552 I don't know. You're kind of like a doctor. 1616 01:11:12,656 --> 01:11:14,313 Maybe just tell me what to do. 1617 01:11:14,589 --> 01:11:17,074 Okay, so first off, Davey is basically married, 1618 01:11:17,281 --> 01:11:19,145 and you're not going to get back together with him, 1619 01:11:19,248 --> 01:11:20,733 so stop thinking about it. 1620 01:11:20,905 --> 01:11:25,151 Secondly, maybe get a therapist, and possibly more than one. 1621 01:11:25,496 --> 01:11:28,603 Right, right. Okay. But like, on the other hand, 1622 01:11:28,706 --> 01:11:30,605 what if I just face my problems head-on 1623 01:11:30,708 --> 01:11:32,779 and I go and I talk to Davey myself? 1624 01:11:33,055 --> 01:11:35,713 Are you listening to me? Stop thinking about it. 1625 01:11:37,888 --> 01:11:39,476 I thought you said the guy that kidnapped you was cool. 1626 01:11:39,579 --> 01:11:40,477 What was his name? 1627 01:11:41,029 --> 01:11:42,133 Owen. 1628 01:11:42,410 --> 01:11:44,412 [Bill] Owen. What about him? 1629 01:11:44,998 --> 01:11:48,001 Mm, he drinks beer and smokes pot. 1630 01:11:48,105 --> 01:11:49,762 So what? It's legal to do both. 1631 01:11:49,865 --> 01:11:52,005 I mean, we did have a surprisingly good amount 1632 01:11:52,109 --> 01:11:55,043 of chemistry, but I worry it wouldn't be there 1633 01:11:55,146 --> 01:11:57,804 if we were in a non-high pressure situation. 1634 01:11:57,908 --> 01:12:00,117 You'll literally do anything not to move on from Davey. 1635 01:12:00,220 --> 01:12:01,912 I mean, there's no need to throw the baby out 1636 01:12:02,015 --> 01:12:02,913 with the bath water. 1637 01:12:03,016 --> 01:12:04,155 Stop saying stuff like that, all right? 1638 01:12:04,259 --> 01:12:05,191 You don't know what it means. 1639 01:12:05,502 --> 01:12:06,434 That might be true. 1640 01:12:07,331 --> 01:12:09,057 I'm sorry I didn't catch the thief. 1641 01:12:09,506 --> 01:12:11,473 And I'm sorry those dumb detectives 1642 01:12:11,577 --> 01:12:14,821 just closed the case with no suspects. 1643 01:12:14,925 --> 01:12:17,306 It's fine. The policy covered everything. 1644 01:12:17,410 --> 01:12:18,515 It's better than ever. 1645 01:12:19,481 --> 01:12:20,793 Okay, good. 1646 01:12:20,896 --> 01:12:22,760 I almost want to thank whoever did it. 1647 01:12:23,036 --> 01:12:24,659 They're probably having sex somewhere, though. 1648 01:12:24,762 --> 01:12:27,593 Why are you fantasizing about the robbers' sex life? 1649 01:12:27,696 --> 01:12:30,872 I'm not fantasizing about it. They got all the Valtrex. 1650 01:12:30,975 --> 01:12:33,150 They got more of that than the Adderall and the Xanax. 1651 01:12:33,253 --> 01:12:34,807 Ew, weird. 1652 01:12:34,910 --> 01:12:37,672 Thank you for trying, though, June. I appreciate it. 1653 01:12:40,260 --> 01:12:43,194 You're right. I did try. 1654 01:12:43,298 --> 01:12:45,196 [upbeat music] 1655 01:12:47,958 --> 01:12:49,684 I'm gonna get another one before my break's over. 1656 01:12:50,581 --> 01:12:51,996 I don't think you should. 1657 01:12:53,239 --> 01:12:55,793 Okay. You're right. I won't. 1658 01:12:56,035 --> 01:12:57,070 This is good enough. 1659 01:12:58,762 --> 01:13:00,660 I have something I want to get off my chest. 1660 01:13:01,005 --> 01:13:03,352 That's going to be a lot of plucking, from what I've heard. 1661 01:13:03,767 --> 01:13:05,113 You told her about my nipple hair? 1662 01:13:05,216 --> 01:13:06,701 I didn't tell-- 1663 01:13:06,804 --> 01:13:08,979 No. That's something I heard through the grapevine. 1664 01:13:09,428 --> 01:13:11,222 Oh, cool. Are you like a wine aunt? 1665 01:13:12,569 --> 01:13:14,502 Can I talk to you privately? 1666 01:13:14,605 --> 01:13:15,986 Anything you want to say to me, 1667 01:13:16,089 --> 01:13:18,678 you can say in front of my fiancée. 1668 01:13:18,851 --> 01:13:21,957 Okay, fine. In fact, I think everybody should hear this. 1669 01:13:26,099 --> 01:13:27,515 [feedback screeches] 1670 01:13:27,618 --> 01:13:29,240 [Davey groans] 1671 01:13:31,208 --> 01:13:33,935 [feedback screeches] 1672 01:13:34,038 --> 01:13:36,351 I'm a loser. I know. 1673 01:13:36,455 --> 01:13:37,663 Good. 1674 01:13:37,766 --> 01:13:40,113 And your little Facebook group is right about me. 1675 01:13:40,217 --> 01:13:41,839 I have no life. 1676 01:13:43,013 --> 01:13:45,912 I'm scared. I'm obsessed with you. 1677 01:13:46,223 --> 01:13:49,537 I have no aspirations, no dreams, no hobbies. 1678 01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:52,125 And I'm very bored, basically. 1679 01:13:52,609 --> 01:13:55,266 And you know what? It's not my parents fault. 1680 01:13:55,370 --> 01:13:56,578 And it's not your fault. 1681 01:13:58,338 --> 01:13:59,270 It's mine. 1682 01:14:00,893 --> 01:14:01,997 What? 1683 01:14:02,101 --> 01:14:03,896 And just because I took your virginity-- 1684 01:14:03,999 --> 01:14:05,311 [Kelly] David, please tell me that's not true. 1685 01:14:05,414 --> 01:14:06,277 -It's not. -Right out here 1686 01:14:06,381 --> 01:14:07,624 in this parking lot. 1687 01:14:07,727 --> 01:14:09,453 -That is disgusting. -It's not true. 1688 01:14:09,557 --> 01:14:10,834 -I don't know-- -That's disgusting. 1689 01:14:10,937 --> 01:14:12,698 And just because we both love eating cheeseburgers 1690 01:14:12,801 --> 01:14:14,216 three or four nights a week, 1691 01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:17,254 that doesn't necessarily mean that we're soulmates. 1692 01:14:17,737 --> 01:14:21,016 So I have decided that we should not be together. 1693 01:14:21,983 --> 01:14:24,088 -Oh. -[June] And you guys are free. 1694 01:14:24,779 --> 01:14:26,850 You're free to go off and get married 1695 01:14:26,953 --> 01:14:31,026 and be happy and have your fully Gentile children. 1696 01:14:31,130 --> 01:14:33,304 I'm not going to stalk you anymore. 1697 01:14:35,134 --> 01:14:36,169 Thank you, June. 1698 01:14:36,653 --> 01:14:39,172 What did you ever see in this psycho? 1699 01:14:39,276 --> 01:14:40,519 [whispers] Just--just let it go. 1700 01:14:40,622 --> 01:14:42,313 For the record, you're both losers, too. 1701 01:14:42,417 --> 01:14:43,901 You're just busier than me. 1702 01:14:44,695 --> 01:14:46,628 Take a fry for the road. 1703 01:14:48,665 --> 01:14:51,115 [upbeat marching band music] 1704 01:15:05,164 --> 01:15:06,786 [slurping] 1705 01:15:07,097 --> 01:15:09,617 I'm sorry I got us banned from Freddy's, 1706 01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:12,758 but at least Nicole comped our last meal. 1707 01:15:13,966 --> 01:15:17,970 What exactly is your problem? Why are you like this? 1708 01:15:18,142 --> 01:15:20,110 Hm, I wonder. 1709 01:15:20,973 --> 01:15:23,354 Are you saying it's our fault, that we're to blame? 1710 01:15:23,458 --> 01:15:24,563 Well, that's not fair. 1711 01:15:24,666 --> 01:15:25,909 Your mother and I did not teach you 1712 01:15:26,012 --> 01:15:27,807 -to behave like this. -I certainly didn't. 1713 01:15:27,911 --> 01:15:29,464 No, well, I think you guys did a great job 1714 01:15:29,568 --> 01:15:31,535 raising my ratchet sister. 1715 01:15:31,639 --> 01:15:33,779 I'm not ratchet. Okay? She started it. 1716 01:15:33,951 --> 01:15:38,369 Oh, June, you got a...uh... 1717 01:15:39,060 --> 01:15:40,026 in your hair. 1718 01:15:40,130 --> 01:15:42,546 Oh, I don't want to have to shampoo tonight. 1719 01:15:42,857 --> 01:15:44,686 Oh, yeah. You got something. 1720 01:15:44,790 --> 01:15:45,929 [Marla] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, Jonathan. 1721 01:15:46,032 --> 01:15:46,964 No! 1722 01:15:47,068 --> 01:15:48,379 -Leave her alone. -Sorry, Mom. 1723 01:15:50,071 --> 01:15:54,178 You know, I thought maybe you guys would be proud of me. 1724 01:15:54,731 --> 01:15:56,111 Oh, we're proud of you for fighting in public 1725 01:15:56,215 --> 01:15:58,217 and getting us 86'd from our favorite burger place. 1726 01:15:58,320 --> 01:15:59,632 Thanks a lot. 1727 01:15:59,736 --> 01:16:01,151 I bet Davey's upset. 1728 01:16:01,254 --> 01:16:02,980 I bet he is, too, because I told him 1729 01:16:03,084 --> 01:16:05,120 I'm not interested in him anymore. 1730 01:16:07,951 --> 01:16:10,401 Is that true? Really? 1731 01:16:12,645 --> 01:16:14,095 You're lucky no one called the cops. 1732 01:16:14,509 --> 01:16:16,615 You know, you could use vinegar to get the grease out. 1733 01:16:16,718 --> 01:16:18,271 You wouldn't even need the shampoo. 1734 01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:19,928 Thanks, Mom. 1735 01:16:20,032 --> 01:16:22,344 Man, this crime family is bumming me the fuck out. 1736 01:16:23,725 --> 01:16:25,209 Guys, the only way I can calm down right now 1737 01:16:25,313 --> 01:16:28,040 is if we listen to some lo-fi chill beats. 1738 01:16:28,212 --> 01:16:30,318 [chill music] 1739 01:16:31,388 --> 01:16:35,185 [panting] 1740 01:16:39,672 --> 01:16:41,709 Come on. It's your turn. 1741 01:16:42,606 --> 01:16:44,677 Babe, we've gone over this. 1742 01:16:44,781 --> 01:16:46,679 I'm the brains. You're the brawn. 1743 01:16:46,783 --> 01:16:48,577 That means you do what I say while I sit here 1744 01:16:48,681 --> 01:16:49,855 and look cute, remember? 1745 01:16:51,857 --> 01:16:55,032 [Owen] Wow, you're so ruthless. 1746 01:16:55,654 --> 01:16:58,795 I know. Now give me a forehead kiss. 1747 01:17:08,114 --> 01:17:10,427 You know, it's not even a maximum security prison, 1748 01:17:10,530 --> 01:17:12,498 so it's kind of chill. 1749 01:17:12,601 --> 01:17:14,120 He even gets to keep his own magazines. 1750 01:17:15,535 --> 01:17:16,433 Are you gonna visit him? 1751 01:17:16,709 --> 01:17:18,262 They don't allow conjugal visits, 1752 01:17:18,366 --> 01:17:20,437 so I'll probably just wait out the 14 months. 1753 01:17:20,540 --> 01:17:21,921 Very progressive of you 1754 01:17:22,025 --> 01:17:23,474 to even consider dating a known felon. 1755 01:17:24,303 --> 01:17:25,373 I know. 1756 01:17:25,925 --> 01:17:28,100 It's kind of wild, but ever since we got robbed, 1757 01:17:28,203 --> 01:17:31,310 I just want to stay out of my comfort zone. 1758 01:17:31,862 --> 01:17:33,864 How do your parents feel about the possibility? 1759 01:17:34,589 --> 01:17:37,040 Um, they're happy, you know, 1760 01:17:37,143 --> 01:17:40,457 as long as I'm not talking about...you know who. 1761 01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:42,148 Your whole family's evolved. 1762 01:17:42,493 --> 01:17:44,841 Well, everyone except my brother. He's still a loser. 1763 01:17:45,393 --> 01:17:48,499 Right. Are you going to move out and get your own place now? 1764 01:17:49,466 --> 01:17:52,952 Mm, no, but I could see myself 1765 01:17:53,056 --> 01:17:55,230 getting off their phone plan eventually. 1766 01:17:56,991 --> 01:17:58,475 Oh, I messed it up. 1767 01:17:58,578 --> 01:17:59,579 Start over. 1768 01:17:59,890 --> 01:18:01,512 [sighs] Okay. 1769 01:18:02,479 --> 01:18:07,104 One, two, three... 1770 01:18:07,622 --> 01:18:11,074 [gentle music] 1771 01:18:23,845 --> 01:18:26,745 [man talking indistinctly on television] 1772 01:18:28,091 --> 01:18:29,023 Hungry? 1773 01:18:31,266 --> 01:18:31,991 Sure. 1774 01:18:32,095 --> 01:18:33,406 [Television turns off] 1775 01:18:33,717 --> 01:18:35,546 [gentle music] 1776 01:18:51,252 --> 01:18:53,288 I'm sorry I went to your gambling bar. 1777 01:18:54,462 --> 01:18:57,534 It's fine. I think they all kind of fear me now. 1778 01:18:58,362 --> 01:18:59,122 In a good way. 1779 01:18:59,605 --> 01:19:01,918 Oh. Cool. 1780 01:19:03,712 --> 01:19:07,855 So you definitely didn't rob the pharmacy to, like, 1781 01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:09,615 pay off a bookie or something, right? 1782 01:19:10,098 --> 01:19:11,997 -What? -It's fine if you did. 1783 01:19:12,100 --> 01:19:13,101 I won't tell anyone. 1784 01:19:13,446 --> 01:19:14,862 I mean, I'll probably blackmail you 1785 01:19:14,965 --> 01:19:16,829 into buying me a new car, but-- 1786 01:19:17,036 --> 01:19:20,488 Why would I rob the only place my daughter can get a job? 1787 01:19:20,591 --> 01:19:24,285 I don't know, it doesn't seem that far-fetched to me. 1788 01:19:25,148 --> 01:19:27,667 [sighs] I've just been racking my brain over and over again 1789 01:19:27,771 --> 01:19:29,014 trying to figure this out. 1790 01:19:29,497 --> 01:19:30,601 [sighs] 1791 01:19:32,431 --> 01:19:35,399 First of all, I can tell you this. 1792 01:19:35,848 --> 01:19:39,645 That the simplest explanation is usually the correct one. 1793 01:19:40,163 --> 01:19:43,960 And secondly, I'm up with all my bookies. 1794 01:19:44,063 --> 01:19:48,171 I don't owe anyone shit, especially not my kid. 1795 01:19:48,757 --> 01:19:50,621 Does Mom know about your winnings? 1796 01:19:52,727 --> 01:19:55,385 You're good. All right. 1797 01:19:59,251 --> 01:20:01,046 It's been a while since I gave you any allowance. 1798 01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:07,466 I'm gonna go get some more milk. 1799 01:20:14,611 --> 01:20:16,889 [television turns on] 1800 01:20:18,270 --> 01:20:21,549 All I'm saying is, I think Dad might be up. 1801 01:20:21,652 --> 01:20:22,688 You should check with him. 1802 01:20:22,791 --> 01:20:25,311 Junebug, if I was really concerned about 1803 01:20:25,415 --> 01:20:27,106 your father's gambling, I wouldn't have married him. 1804 01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:28,867 Whatever. 1805 01:20:28,970 --> 01:20:30,730 [Marla] No, no. Please continue. 1806 01:20:30,834 --> 01:20:32,422 Who else would you like to tattle on? 1807 01:20:32,525 --> 01:20:34,665 I wish I had something to tattle on Jonathan for 1808 01:20:34,769 --> 01:20:36,495 'cause I hate him. 1809 01:20:36,875 --> 01:20:39,463 [Marla] You know, Jonathan is not a stooge. 1810 01:20:39,567 --> 01:20:42,777 He's capable of a lot more than you give him credit for. 1811 01:20:42,881 --> 01:20:45,090 I mean, I'm not saying he's a mastermind 1812 01:20:45,193 --> 01:20:48,817 or that he's got some proclivity for genius. 1813 01:20:48,921 --> 01:20:52,131 No, but there is something about him that's very clever. 1814 01:20:52,373 --> 01:20:55,514 Something that people don't really see on the surface. 1815 01:20:55,617 --> 01:20:59,345 They're blinded by his language and his shenanigans, I suppose. 1816 01:20:59,449 --> 01:21:00,968 [dialogue muffling] No, as a child, he had a way 1817 01:21:01,071 --> 01:21:03,660 to kind of feel out the situation, 1818 01:21:03,763 --> 01:21:06,835 get what he wanted out of it without anyone even knowing. 1819 01:21:07,250 --> 01:21:09,459 Now, you, on the other hand, you know, 1820 01:21:10,149 --> 01:21:14,153 I see myself in you, but more around the age of five. 1821 01:21:16,328 --> 01:21:18,399 [Johnathon] Yo, uh, you're in my space. 1822 01:21:18,502 --> 01:21:19,641 Get out of here. 1823 01:21:25,544 --> 01:21:27,995 Do you have anything you want to say to me? 1824 01:21:28,098 --> 01:21:30,135 [Johnathon] Uh, yeah. Get out of my room. 1825 01:21:31,412 --> 01:21:32,413 Why'd you do it? 1826 01:21:33,103 --> 01:21:34,415 [Johnathon scoffs] 1827 01:21:34,518 --> 01:21:36,865 Uh, I didn't touch your stupid fucking cupcake, okay? 1828 01:21:36,969 --> 01:21:38,453 I don't even know the combination. 1829 01:21:38,557 --> 01:21:41,284 And you never will. But let's stay on topic. 1830 01:21:42,009 --> 01:21:44,080 Why did you rob my pharmacy? 1831 01:21:44,183 --> 01:21:45,150 [Johnathon] Um... 1832 01:21:47,980 --> 01:21:52,605 Uh, yeah. Right. Why would I-- Yeah. Why would I do that? 1833 01:21:53,261 --> 01:21:54,435 Oh, okay. No worries. 1834 01:21:54,538 --> 01:21:56,092 I'm just gonna go tell Mom and Dad 1835 01:21:56,195 --> 01:21:58,370 that you stole Xanax and Adderall from my workplace. 1836 01:21:58,473 --> 01:22:02,822 Wait. Uh, okay. It's-- It's not what it looks like. 1837 01:22:02,926 --> 01:22:03,927 All right? 1838 01:22:04,341 --> 01:22:06,447 Help me understand, Jonathan. 1839 01:22:06,895 --> 01:22:09,105 It's hard to talk about. 1840 01:22:09,208 --> 01:22:11,348 If you have a problem, we can get you help. 1841 01:22:12,867 --> 01:22:14,627 It's not something you can fix. 1842 01:22:14,731 --> 01:22:16,664 It's like permanent. 1843 01:22:17,216 --> 01:22:20,047 I'm sure everyone who does drugs feels like that. 1844 01:22:20,357 --> 01:22:23,257 No, I sold the Xanax and Adderall. 1845 01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:26,294 Okay? I just took those to throw the cops off. 1846 01:22:26,398 --> 01:22:29,401 I know you're a drug head. Stop lying to me. 1847 01:22:29,504 --> 01:22:32,404 What are you talking about? I just smoke weed. 1848 01:22:32,507 --> 01:22:33,957 It's legal, June. 1849 01:22:34,337 --> 01:22:37,823 Okay, so if this is all some big ploy to throw off the cops, 1850 01:22:37,926 --> 01:22:39,100 why did you rob us? 1851 01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:41,171 For what? The Valtrex? 1852 01:22:42,103 --> 01:22:44,416 Uh...yeah. 1853 01:22:44,519 --> 01:22:46,487 What? That for people who have herpes. 1854 01:22:47,384 --> 01:22:48,178 Mm-hmm. 1855 01:22:51,871 --> 01:22:53,804 Someone had sex with you? 1856 01:22:53,908 --> 01:22:56,773 Ew! How? Who? 1857 01:22:56,876 --> 01:23:00,708 I don't know, I mean, my DMs are popping right now. 1858 01:23:00,811 --> 01:23:02,744 I don't know, I think it was maybe this one girl. 1859 01:23:02,848 --> 01:23:05,816 She, like, lives in the back of a pet store. 1860 01:23:07,025 --> 01:23:09,682 Ugh, Mom was right. 1861 01:23:11,546 --> 01:23:13,928 Why didn't you just call Dr. Weisman? 1862 01:23:14,549 --> 01:23:16,206 I mean, he could have prescribed the shit, 1863 01:23:16,310 --> 01:23:18,381 but then he would have told Mom and Dad. 1864 01:23:18,622 --> 01:23:19,761 So? 1865 01:23:20,176 --> 01:23:21,349 I'm not like you, June. 1866 01:23:21,453 --> 01:23:23,593 I don't have to share everything with them. 1867 01:23:23,696 --> 01:23:25,077 All my sicknesses. 1868 01:23:25,353 --> 01:23:26,596 You know. Me out here. 1869 01:23:26,699 --> 01:23:28,736 Fair. We're different in that way. 1870 01:23:30,013 --> 01:23:32,257 I gotta hand it to you. I'm impressed. 1871 01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:36,813 You had sex with a person, and you robbed my pharmacy 1872 01:23:36,916 --> 01:23:38,263 and got away with it. Well played. 1873 01:23:38,366 --> 01:23:39,919 [Johnathon] Well, thank you. I mean, it was mostly 1874 01:23:40,023 --> 01:23:41,611 YouTube tutorials at the end of the day, 1875 01:23:41,714 --> 01:23:43,578 but, look, I'm impressed with you because, 1876 01:23:43,682 --> 01:23:47,134 I mean, it's cool you cracked the case. 1877 01:23:47,237 --> 01:23:48,204 That's amazing. 1878 01:23:48,514 --> 01:23:49,343 Thank you. 1879 01:23:49,446 --> 01:23:52,242 However, you caused a lot of pain 1880 01:23:52,346 --> 01:23:55,625 and suffering for Bill and me, especially for me. 1881 01:23:56,315 --> 01:23:59,974 Okay, that's...that's my bad. But you're not-- 1882 01:24:00,078 --> 01:24:01,527 You're not going to tell Mom and Dad, right? 1883 01:24:01,700 --> 01:24:03,046 I don't have to. 1884 01:24:03,150 --> 01:24:06,222 As long as you commit right now to being my servant for a year. 1885 01:24:08,638 --> 01:24:12,538 Okay. Fine. Yes. Great. Yeah, I'll do that. 1886 01:24:12,642 --> 01:24:14,989 You have to like and share every June Squad post, 1887 01:24:15,093 --> 01:24:16,301 including my live streams. 1888 01:24:16,404 --> 01:24:18,026 Okay. Come on. Seriously? 1889 01:24:18,475 --> 01:24:22,169 Okay. Okay. Yes. Yeah. Great. Yes. Okay, fine. 1890 01:24:22,272 --> 01:24:23,894 Pleasure doing business with you. 1891 01:24:29,314 --> 01:24:31,764 You can consider me your parole officer. 1892 01:24:32,386 --> 01:24:34,836 I take my breakfast cereal with oat milk. 1893 01:24:37,287 --> 01:24:40,635 I have a PO? That's kind of hard. 1894 01:24:44,018 --> 01:24:46,331 Yeah, I know. 1895 01:24:47,504 --> 01:24:49,748 Yeah, honestly, the last few days have been crazy, 1896 01:24:50,231 --> 01:24:52,337 but also kind of fun. I don't know. 1897 01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:54,580 -[cellphone chimes] -Oh, my God, thank you. 1898 01:24:55,305 --> 01:24:57,687 Yeah, weirdly, solving crimes has been really good 1899 01:24:57,790 --> 01:24:59,551 for my complexion. 1900 01:24:59,723 --> 01:25:00,862 Maybe take a screenshot. 1901 01:25:02,450 --> 01:25:03,451 [cellphone chimes] 1902 01:25:03,555 --> 01:25:06,696 Um, yeah, I would say I learned a lot. 1903 01:25:07,421 --> 01:25:12,080 Um, I learned a lot about my mom and dad. Right? 1904 01:25:12,426 --> 01:25:14,945 I learned way too much about my little brother. 1905 01:25:15,981 --> 01:25:17,914 I learned about my ex-boyfriend. 1906 01:25:18,363 --> 01:25:21,331 I learned Dr. Weisman is still a freak. 1907 01:25:21,883 --> 01:25:22,712 [cellphone chimes] 1908 01:25:22,815 --> 01:25:25,024 Oh, my God. Wait. You guys are right. 1909 01:25:26,025 --> 01:25:28,545 That is the first time I've ever called him my ex-boyfriend. 1910 01:25:30,961 --> 01:25:32,308 Oh, my God. [laughs] 1911 01:25:32,998 --> 01:25:34,344 You know what? 1912 01:25:34,655 --> 01:25:37,865 I'm gonna go celebrate my newfound emotional maturity. 1913 01:25:38,417 --> 01:25:39,798 How's that sound? 1914 01:25:40,316 --> 01:25:41,972 All right. Bye, June Squad. I love you guys. 1915 01:25:44,699 --> 01:25:45,976 [cellphone chimes] 1916 01:25:50,326 --> 01:25:52,500 [gentle music] 1917 01:26:10,932 --> 01:26:12,520 [chiming, whooshing] 1918 01:26:19,251 --> 01:26:20,356 Let's do this. 1919 01:26:24,152 --> 01:26:25,637 [gasps] 1920 01:26:27,052 --> 01:26:28,329 That's so good! 1921 01:26:30,262 --> 01:26:31,574 I knew you wouldn't be stale. 1922 01:26:32,057 --> 01:26:34,887 [bassy music] 1923 01:26:36,234 --> 01:26:37,856 Okay. Maybe a little stale. 1924 01:26:37,959 --> 01:26:39,029 It's okay. 1925 01:26:45,173 --> 01:26:47,521 ♪ Fuck it, I got money on my mind ♪ 1926 01:26:47,624 --> 01:26:49,247 ♪ Diamonds sweet in my Patek 1927 01:26:49,350 --> 01:26:51,179 ♪ It don't even tell the time 1928 01:26:51,697 --> 01:26:54,217 ♪ Fuck it, is you deaf, or is you blind? ♪ 1929 01:26:54,321 --> 01:26:55,494 ♪ I ain't going nowhere yet 1930 01:26:55,598 --> 01:26:57,324 ♪ I'ma stay here for a while 1931 01:26:58,014 --> 01:26:59,981 ♪ Spotlight, bitch 1932 01:27:00,085 --> 01:27:01,224 ♪ I'm in the spotlight, bitch 1933 01:27:01,328 --> 01:27:02,743 ♪ Talking that shit 1934 01:27:02,846 --> 01:27:04,365 ♪ Still out here getting rich 1935 01:27:04,469 --> 01:27:06,367 ♪ Y'all bitches be messy, messy ♪ 1936 01:27:06,471 --> 01:27:07,920 ♪ Don't ever come test me, test me ♪ 1937 01:27:08,024 --> 01:27:09,301 ♪ Online you so lovey dovey 1938 01:27:09,405 --> 01:27:11,096 ♪ But your babydad text me, text me ♪ 1939 01:27:11,199 --> 01:27:14,548 ♪ Now point at the baddest bitch out worldwide ♪ 1940 01:27:14,651 --> 01:27:16,481 ♪ I'ma problem, hoes they know what I'm about ♪ 1941 01:27:16,584 --> 01:27:18,828 ♪ Any side, yeah, I'm known from east to west ♪ 1942 01:27:18,931 --> 01:27:19,863 ♪ And north to south 1943 01:27:20,105 --> 01:27:21,313 ♪ Careful how you say my name ♪ 1944 01:27:21,417 --> 01:27:23,177 ♪ 'Cause that shit coming back around ♪ 1945 01:27:23,557 --> 01:27:25,869 ♪ I go bad on the beat, sweet bon appetit ♪ 1946 01:27:26,353 --> 01:27:28,182 ♪ Ain't no fucking with me ♪ 1947 01:27:28,286 --> 01:27:29,528 ♪ Lil baddie a beast 1948 01:27:30,115 --> 01:27:31,219 ♪ I don't need your critique ♪ 1949 01:27:31,323 --> 01:27:32,773 ♪ Go suck on a bleep 1950 01:27:33,498 --> 01:27:35,914 ♪ Little beat beat bitch, I'm the shit ♪ 1951 01:27:36,501 --> 01:27:38,986 ♪ Fuck it, I got money on my mind ♪ 1952 01:27:39,089 --> 01:27:40,367 ♪ Diamonds sweet in my Patek 1953 01:27:40,470 --> 01:27:42,265 ♪ It don't even tell the time 1954 01:27:42,817 --> 01:27:45,268 ♪ Fuck it, is you deaf, or is you blind? ♪ 1955 01:27:45,372 --> 01:27:46,683 ♪ I ain't going nowhere yet 1956 01:27:46,787 --> 01:27:48,685 ♪ I'ma stay here for a while 1957 01:27:48,858 --> 01:27:53,103 [The Voidz's "All The Same" plays] 1958 01:28:49,643 --> 01:28:53,060 [music continues] 1959 01:29:49,703 --> 01:29:52,809 [music continues] 1960 01:30:49,763 --> 01:30:53,007 [music continues] 146307