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Yeah, I want Kansas City
minus four
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and Oral Roberts
plus nine and a half.
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You got to clamp that.
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Yeah, and while I got you,
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what's the line
on Thursday night?
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Cowboys minus six and a half,
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and the total's 45 and a half.
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You think the Giants
are gonna get up to seven?
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Nah. If anything,
it's going down.
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Anytime.
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Oh, crap,
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this valve is for shit.
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- I'm sorry?
- Not you.
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Just a lifetime of pork chops.
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So listen, give me
a dime on the hoops
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and then I'm gonna wait
on the G-Men,
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just to, you know,
see if they get up to seven.
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You're down.
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All good. Yeah.
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Oh, boy. Ah...
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Fire up the paddles.
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If you ever have a problem
with the ol' ticker,
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I got your guy.
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Terrific. So listen,
I don't see any way
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the IRS doesn't come
flying up your ass this year.
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What?
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It's right there.
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I listed all the expenses
for the gift shop.
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Lot of breakage, some theft.
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As you may recall,
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terrible flooding
in the storage room.
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-That hurt.
-Flooding?
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Out of nowhere.
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Aha.
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Did this flood damage
any of the neighboring stores?
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Hmm. Oddly no.
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The silver lining is
the inventory we did lose
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-is deductible.
-I see.
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I took the liberty
of writing it down right there.
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Very thoughtful.
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What's this townhouse
in Tarzana?
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Is that another office?
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Well, you're listing it
as a business expense.
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Well, no. Well, yeah. No.
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I'll tell you what it is.
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Um, do you believe in passion?
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-What?
-I met a girl.
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She's 24 years old
going on a hundred,
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very old soul.
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Anyway, she wants to be
an actress,
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which you know,
it's a rough road.
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I'm helping her pay her rent,
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and she in turn is helping me
resurrect my vitality,
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you know, my life force.
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Which, yeah, it's reflected
in my productivity.
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So yeah,
it's a business deduction.
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You're trying to write off
your mistress?
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If you want to ignore
everything I just said, fine.
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All right, maybe we can call
your townhouse
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a storage facility.
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You're the man.
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So, what do you think?
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You think I got a shot
at a refund?
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No, Danny, you have to pay taxes
to get a refund.
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-Well, that's bullshit.
-Listen to me,
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I have to sign these returns.
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If I know they're fraudulent,
I'm culpable.
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You know what that means?
Culpable?
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Yeah, I know what culp--
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It means you go down, I go down!
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Come on.
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You and I both know
the Feds look the other way
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when it comes to bookmaking.
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They don't with tax fraud.
That's how they got Capone!
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Okay, settle down.
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So, what's our next move?
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Our next move is you pay
a minimal amount
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-of income tax.
-Oh, I hate that.
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As opposed to everyone else
in the world who loves it?
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You need to come see my
sidewalk in front of my house.
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For years now,
buckled with tree roots.
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People trip, they fall.
Old people. Children.
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Where's my tax money at work?
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You would think I was living in,
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I don't know,
fucking Cleveland or something.
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If you like, I can include
a letter in your return
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about your buckled sidewalk.
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Great. I'll send you some JPEGs.
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I'm gonna prepare
these documents
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so everything's
on the up-and-up.
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Please tell me if there's
anything else I should know.
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Insurance scams,
young ladies with a dream?
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Why are you thinking?
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♪ I bet you won't
hit a motherfucker ♪
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♪ Hit a motherfucker ♪
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♪ Hit a motherfucker,
hit a motherfucker... ♪
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-Hey, yo.
-Hey.
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Who's that?
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It's Three 6 Mafia.
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Mm.
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I like it, man.
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That's some real fresh OG shit.
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I'm glad you approve.
Give me my money.
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Yeah, yeah. About that.
I'm a little light.
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But you know I'm good for it.
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Why would I know that?
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Well, I just figured we've built
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a relationship, you know,
that foments trust.
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Let me ask you something.
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On those occasions that you won,
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have I asked you
to do any fomenting?
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No.
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No. I paid in full.
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On time. No bullshit.
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I don't know
what to tell you, man.
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I don't got it.
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Shit.
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I'm gonna call my partner.
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-Why?
-Shh.
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Hey, Danny.
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Yeah, I'm here with 712...
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Yeah, the frat fuck from USC.
Well, he's light.
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Hold on, let me put you
on speaker.
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- How light?
- Not even close.
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Well, looks like
he's not gonna graduate.
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Funny.
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Uh, okay.
How-how-how about this?
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Alabama's a lock on Saturday.
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How about you let me put
what I owe on the moneyline?
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We even up.
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So, you want to go double
or nothing on a credit?
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Win-win.
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- You hearing this, Danny?
- I am.
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-Thoughts?
-Kill him.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Wait. Hang on, fellas.
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We're friends, right?
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I ain't got no friends.
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Ray, you know what to do.
Be quick about it.
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Hang on, hang on, hang on.
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Wait, wait, wait.
What if I go to my parents?
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Keep talking.
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I could ask for, you know,
a little bit of money
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from my trust fund.
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You hear that, Danny?
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Tinker Bell here
gets to live another day.
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And you don't have to hose out
the back of your car.
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24 hours.
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I understand. Thank you.
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And thanks, Danny, man, I app--
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Go.
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Thank you.
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He bought it.
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These stupid gangster movies
work in our favor.
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Hey, don't discount the fear
of a giant Black man.
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Could we at least agree
me being Italian helps a little?
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Yeah, Danny.
You're terrifying.
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Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
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Goodbye.
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Yes.
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Why don't you put that away
and watch the game with me?
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I don't like football.
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Well, there's a way
to make it interesting,
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even if you don't like it.
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Is one team a force for good
and one team a force for evil?
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Not quite.
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How much money you got on you?
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-I don't know.
-Well, look.
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A dollar.
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Red team wins,
you bet on the red team,
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you get two dollars.
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Really?
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Do you want to bet your dollar
on the red team?
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Well, what if they lose?
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I get your dollar.
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Actually $1.10
'cause of the vig.
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But you know what?
You're family, I'll float you.
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But then I'll have nothing.
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No. No, no, no.
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You'll have several hours
of excitement and thrills.
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Pass.
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Smart boy.
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Look. It's Aunt Lorraine.
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Motherf--
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I like her hat.
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There's my guys.
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You know anything about this?
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Jesus. Is that legal?
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-No way.
-Well, then you got a problem.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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What the hell is that?
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Magic shrooms.
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What? Coffee not doing it
for you anymore?
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My sister-- your girlfriend--
has been growing these
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right underneath our noses,
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but also providing
therapeutic guidance
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to troubled souls.
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"Dr. Lorraine Colavito,
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graduate
of the UC Berkley Center
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for Psychedelic Facilitation."
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When did she become
a fucking doctor?
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She's not a fucking doctor.
She's a fucking drug dealer.
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This is gonna bring
nothing but heat.
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I do like the hat.
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-You seriously knew
nothing about this?
-Nothing.
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You got to ask yourself if
that's a healthy relationship.
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Lorraine. You got a minute?
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-Not a good time.
-I'm out!
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What's going on?
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I'm just a little busy
right now.
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-We need to talk.
-Yeah, like I said,
not a good time.
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At the bar. One hour.
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Come back!
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We're your friends!
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Sorry, Mommy number three.
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Ah, fuck it.
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You miss the fancy one?
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No, I like this.
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It counts my steps,
let's me know if I'm breathing.
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Cares about me.
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Hey, sorry I'm late. I was
in Pilates when you called.
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What's he doing here?
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-If you don't want me here,
I'll leave.
-Sit down.
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-I'm really happy to leave.
-So, what's up?
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We know about the mushrooms.
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We know about the seances or
whatever the fuck you're doing.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Do you?
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Please, let me leave.
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All right, fine.
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But you've got it all wrong.
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You see, we provide therapy.
We're healers.
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-You're drug dealers.
-And you're
putting us all at risk.
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No, we're not selling it.
We give it away.
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-There's no law against
giving it away.
-Or not much of one.
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- So, what's the scam?
- It's really
beautiful.
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The hallucinogenics are free.
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But the hand-holding costs
a fucking fortune.
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If you're a certified
psychedelic counselor.
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-Which I am.
-No, you're not.
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Okay, but nobody knows that.
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Hey, uh, you Danny Colavito?
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Who's asking?
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Uh, look, you don't know me,
but I owe you an amends.
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What're you talking about?
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Uh...
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-Give me your watch.
-Oh, shit!
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-It's him!
-Fuck.
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I thought I shot you.
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Yeah, yeah, you, uh, you did.
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-You shot him?
-Not now, Lorraine.
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You're busting my balls
for bringing happiness to people
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and you're shooting them
in the head?
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-He tried to mug me.
-I did.
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And-and I'm here
to make that right.
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How?
258
00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,439
I'm in a 12-step program,
259
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,191
you know, 'cause of the meth
and crack, et cetera.
260
00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,984
And this is part
of my amends step.
261
00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:12,070
Yeah, I got another one
at 7-Eleven after this
262
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,155
that I am not looking
forward to.
263
00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,782
So, you came down here
to say you're sorry
264
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,158
and that's the end of it?
265
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,576
I was hoping so.
266
00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,704
Oh, and I wanted to give you
a heads-up about Jerry.
267
00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,080
Who's Jerry?
268
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,581
He's the waiter
that tipped me off.
269
00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:24,833
-He's really angry.
-He's alive?
270
00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,209
Did you shoot him, too?
271
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,378
-No, he stabbed himself.
-Holy shit.
272
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,588
Yeah, he is one angry fucker
with a colostomy bag.
273
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:31,756
And he blames you.
274
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,634
All right, well.
Let's see, uh...
275
00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:35,844
What's your name again?
276
00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:38,304
I'm Tarifa.
277
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,848
Okay, Tarifa.
278
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,433
I accept your amends.
279
00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:45,937
And I also apologize for...
shooting you in the head.
280
00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,440
Wow, man.
281
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,026
You know, my sponsor told me not
to expect anything in return,
282
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,652
and yet...
283
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,112
Thank you.
284
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,824
Hmm.
285
00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,076
Damn.
286
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,037
I think I'm gonna go
get me a slushy
287
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,455
and make me another amends.
288
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,165
Good for you.
289
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,791
Go get 'em, chap.
290
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,462
You know, in a different world,
he and I could've been friends.
291
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,546
I'm still happy to leave.
292
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,923
All right,
things are looking up.
293
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,342
- Let's get out of here.
- No.
294
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,260
No more. I'm serious.
295
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:19,429
-No more.
-You didn't hear a word we said.
296
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,056
No more!
297
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,146
So, is that it? We done?
298
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,481
Listen,
299
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:32,275
I didn't get to where I am
by being a quitter.
300
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:36,404
-And where are you?
-Okay, you can leave now.
301
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:42,202
♪ Lovers, we were one
and the same ♪
302
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:47,707
♪ Everyone could see ♪
303
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:54,047
♪ As we laughed walking
in the falling rain. ♪
304
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,551
-You got to admire
her entrepreneurial spirit.
-No, I don't.
305
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,679
She's getting in on the
ground floor of something new.
306
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,347
That's how
great fortunes are made.
307
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,642
I'll give you three-to-one
this ends with her in chains.
308
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,769
Your next baby's
gonna be born in jail.
309
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,648
Gentlemen, a hearty
good evening to--
310
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,149
Just give me my money
and get out.
311
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:16,027
Yeah, about that,
it appears my trust fund is
312
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,654
slightly less liquid
than I'd hoped.
313
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:18,655
Here we go.
314
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:19,781
-Fuck.
-But...
315
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,866
I believe I have a solution.
316
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,243
Behold.
317
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,620
-Oh, shit.
-Motherfucker.
318
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:28,081
What? That's got to be worth
way more than I owe you.
319
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,749
That's not the point.
It's hot.
320
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,502
Red-hot. A hobo can warm
his hands over it.
321
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,170
Please tell me you didn't
steal this from your own mother.
322
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,463
Stepmother.
323
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:38,049
She fellated her way
into my father's heart.
324
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,342
I don't know, Zach.
325
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,677
This is more trouble
than it's worth.
326
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,220
It's fine.
327
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,055
Worst-case scenario,
they go after my junkie brother.
328
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:46,141
He rips them off every time
he gets out of rehab.
329
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,393
Wait, wait, wait.
So, you're the good son?
330
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,894
That's fucked-up, right?
331
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,023
-Can you give us a moment?
-Sure.
332
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,566
I'll keep a lookout
for ne'er-do-wells.
333
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,568
Just get the fuck out of here.
334
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,406
What you think?
335
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,742
I don't want to fence
this stuff.
336
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:04,909
That's a bullet train to hell.
337
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,536
So, what then?
338
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,498
Well...
339
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:13,126
I can't speak for you,
but there's a woman in my life
340
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,545
that would appreciate
a spontaneous gesture
341
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:16,713
of love and affection.
342
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,006
Your wife?
343
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:20,175
Sure, her too.
344
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:34,647
♪ There's something
that I want to give you ♪
345
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:39,194
♪ I'm gonna give you
a five-pound box of love ♪
346
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,738
♪ With a million dollar bill
on top ♪
347
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,740
♪ Million dollar bill on top ♪
348
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,242
♪ Diamonds on every corner ♪
349
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:49,496
♪ And a big black pearl
for a lock ♪
350
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:53,208
♪ Use my heart ♪
351
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:56,711
♪ For a key ♪
352
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,588
♪ I want to pay you back ♪
353
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,340
♪ I want to pay you
back ♪
354
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:05,929
♪ I want to pay you back
for loving me ♪
355
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,264
♪ Pay you back for loving me ♪
356
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:12,811
♪ Gonna give you
a cloud of love to sleep on ♪
357
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:16,773
♪ A determined man to rely on ♪
358
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,359
♪ Love around every corner ♪
359
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:20,860
♪ I want to pay you back ♪
360
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:23,655
♪ Or wherever you might be ♪
361
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:26,533
♪ Hold you tight ♪
362
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,910
♪ But tenderly ♪
363
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,037
♪ Hold you tight but tenderly ♪
364
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,456
-♪ I want to pay you back ♪
-♪ I want to pay you back ♪
365
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:39,295
♪ I want to pay you back
for loving me ♪
366
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:42,841
♪ Me, me, me ♪
367
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:48,513
♪ What's the use
in turning away ♪
368
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,933
♪ When we could be happy ♪
369
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:54,769
♪ Each and every day. ♪
370
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:57,272
-To happy women.
-To happy women.
371
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,946
You know, every time
I make love to my girlfriend,
372
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,698
somehow I feel
more connected to my wife.
373
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,491
I get that.
374
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,619
-I'm gonna take it
a step further.
-Uh-huh.
375
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,497
Sex with a 24-year-old
has kept my marriage strong.
376
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,166
It's because you don't have
all that jizz
377
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,084
backing up in your brain,
making you go crazy.
378
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,003
Thank you, doctor.
379
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,047
Oh, shit.
380
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,715
Mind if we join you?
381
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:24,966
Do we have a choice?
382
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:28,970
Danny, Ray,
383
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,723
I would like you to meet
a friend of mine.
384
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,141
This is Patrick Ryan.
385
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,226
I believe you know
his son, Zach.
386
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,313
-No, doesn't ring a bell. Danny?
-No.
387
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,732
Oh, come on, fellas, can we not
do this? The kid flipped on you.
388
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,776
Flipped on us?
What are you talking about?
389
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,319
You threatened his life.
390
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,945
He had no choice
but to steal from his mother.
391
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,572
Stepmother.
392
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,951
Carl, you know how we operate.
393
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,037
We don't pull any of that
strong-arm shit.
394
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,831
Is there any chance that Zach's
brother might be involved?
395
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,918
Yeah, we were given to believe
that he might be the bad penny.
396
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,419
-Oh, yeah, he is.
-Mm.
397
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,004
Except that during the time
of the break-in,
398
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,090
Pat Junior was being held
without bail
399
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,591
in Brownsville, Texas.
400
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:09,094
Well, there is bail.
I'm just done with him.
401
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,470
Tough love.
Good for you.
402
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,222
Shut up.
403
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,807
Here's how this works.
404
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,434
Mr. Ryan is not going to press
charges against his son,
405
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,520
which means you turds
caught a break.
406
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:19,646
Calamari.
407
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,356
Just put it in the middle.
408
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,735
Yeah, just get right on
in there.
409
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,445
This whole thing goes away.
410
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,322
All you got to do is
return the jewelry.
411
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,491
That's gonna be tough.
412
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,952
Might be easier
if you just kill us.
413
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,223
No.
414
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,933
You gave it to me.
It's mine.
415
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:54,175
-Any problems?
-No. Easy-peasy.
416
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,221
Eh...
417
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,223
Is this everything?
418
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:02,684
-Pretty much.
-What does that mean?
419
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:06,438
My grandma has a tiara.
You want it back, you go get it.
420
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,610
The worst thing about this,
421
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,362
this fucking Zach kid
just walks away.
422
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:15,947
Doesn't pay us,
doesn't go to jail.
423
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,116
-No repercussions.
-It's called white privilege.
424
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,617
Don't do that.
I want to hate him, too.
425
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,244
Danny Colavito!
426
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,872
I'm shitting in a bag
'cause of you!
427
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,125
Die, motherfucker! Die!
428
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,881
Did your life just pass
right in front of you?
429
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,090
-Nope.
-Me neither.
430
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,800
-Disappointing.
-Very.
431
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,228
♪ Yeah ♪
432
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,945
♪ Yeah ♪
433
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,669
♪ I love Jimmy Luxury ♪
434
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:13,963
-♪ Yeah ♪
-♪ Hey, hey ♪
435
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:22,889
♪ La-la-la, I'll see you
tomorrow in Havana. ♪
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