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(neon buzzing)
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-(line straining)
-(grunting)
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-Huh?
-Hello.
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(screams)
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(theme song playing)
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* Supervillain,
ahead of his time *
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* Incredibly handsome genius,
criminal mastermind *
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* But now he's all cleaned up
and fighting crime *
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* A superhero that
you stream online *
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* It's Megamind *
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* Oh, it feels good
to be good this time *
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* It's Megamind *
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* Oh, it's Megamind *
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* Rules! *
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**
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Megamind: You've met
your match, evildoer.
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For I, Megamind,
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am the hero of Metrocity!
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And you will feel my...
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steely justice
with the force of a...
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an angry llama!
(frustrated sigh)
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Ol' Chum:
Oh, nonsense. I think
you're improving, sir!
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That's way better than attacking
their mothers personally!
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(sighs)
I'm clueless, Chum!
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Now that I'm a hero,
I want to inspire the people
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the way Metro Man did!
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Being a villain
and stoking fear is a breeze,
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but how do I conjure awe
and eyes-agogginess?
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-Do I need to exercise?
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-What about flossing?
-(computer beeping)
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Sir, robbery in progress
at Everything City!
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Ha-ha! Move over,
bad breath and sensitive gums!
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There's crime to be stopped!
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**
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Let's go!
Hurry it up!
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This isn't
Some Of It City.
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-Fork over everything!
-(whirring, blast)
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Villain, beware!
For I am the white knight of--
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Dude Monkey:
Bananalamadingdong!
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Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Woo! Yeah!
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Hey, Dude Monkerinos!
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Your happy hometown
Dude Monkey here.
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Shall we schtop
another crime?
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What is that thing?
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-Hyah!
-What?!
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-(Dude Monkey grunting)
-(robber yelling)
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Let's can this tuna fish!
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-(robber groaning)
-Oh, my!
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Did I do it again?
I schtopped a crime!
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-Say, Bananalamadingdong!
-(shutter snaps)
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Post that on your sosh
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and you'll get
beaucoup engagements!
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-Thanks!
-What? Megamind?
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Oh, must have
beat him to the scene.
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Sorry, Mr. Atric.
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Hey, can I call you Geri?
(laughs)
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JK, bro! I'm Dude Monkey!
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Say 'sup
to my Dude Monkerinos!
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-'Sup?
-Remember to like and subscribe
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if you think the city
needs a fresher fighter
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than this horse-and-buggy
bagpipe head! (laughs)
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Bananalamadingdong!
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What in Hades' hamper
just happened?
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What just happened
was awesome!
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You've been a hero
just a short time,
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and already, you're influencing
strangely charismatic youngsters
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to defend the city!
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Perhaps I'm more inspiring
than I thought.
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As mayor, I don't have
actual control
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over the sun.
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Yes, well, I have a lot
on my plate today,
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but I promise to absolutely
look into it, Senator.
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-(zapping)
-Huh?
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(gasps, grunts)
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-Ollo-- Ow!
-(smack)
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Whoa! (grunts)
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My brilliant
blue noggin!
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You know, you're not
a villain anymore.
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You can use
the front door.
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But a monitor?
Really, Roxanne?
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(sighs) Sorry. Muscle memory.
I'm a little on edge.
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Just found out the Doom
Syndicate escaped from prison.
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They escaped already?
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I must say, the former villain
part of me is proud.
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But the hero part of me
is incredibly frustrated
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-with our prison system!
-(phone dings)
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You'd think they'd lay low,
but I guess Nighty-Knight
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couldn't resist Taquito Tuesday
at Dos Muchachos Picante.
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Can't blame him.
Their tacos are delightful,
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but if he pops
his Halloween head up again,
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I have just the treat
for his tricks!
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Hey, can I ask another favor?
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Ma'am, do not offer
Megamind the aquarium gig!
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Well, well, if it isn't
Christina Christo,
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the Secretary of
Party Pooping.
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It's Chief of Staff,
actually.
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My job is to make sure
Roxanne can get reelected.
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Something you don't
seem to care about.
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(both grunting)
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What's this gig
she doesn't want me to have?
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So they're having a grand
re-opening of the aquarium
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and want me to make
an appearance?
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To warn baddies
against another attempt
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at the diamond-encrusted
koi fish, no doubt.
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It says "hero,"
not live-action blueberry.
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-Ha!
-Gimme that!
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I'm looking for ways
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to be more inspirational,
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and nothing inspires citizenry
like a bombastic speech
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-at a relaxing, fish-filled--
-(yelps)
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-Ah!
-Got it! Ma'am,
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he's the one who destroyed
the aquarium in the first place.
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If you want to save a fish,
you gotta break a few aquariums.
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-(laughs)
-That's mine!
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-Give it to me!
-Megamind: Gimme!
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Great. You both owe
a tree an apology.
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Christina, we've got
to use Megamind.
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He's Metro City's best
and only hero.
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Not anymore.
There is a new hero in town,
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and his name is Dude Monkey.
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The petty crime stopper
who was totally inspired by moi?
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Why hire
a second-rate wannabe
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when you can have
a first-rate is-a-be?
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Roxanne:
He makes a good point.
Christina,
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send word to the aquarium board
that I'm recommending Megamind.
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(groans) Fine.
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Nee-nuh nee-nuh
nee-nuh!
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-(both struggle)
-Roxanne: Kids,
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no ice cream
unless you stop fighting.
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Both:
I will when you admit
I'm the favorite.
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Jinx. Double jinx.
Triple jinx!
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Enough! Go play outside.
Mama's gotta work.
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-What about that icèd cream
you promised?
-(sighs)
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-Megamind: Wanna look
my best for the aquarium gig.
-(hard rock music playing)
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Time to get my blue bod ripped
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with some hardcore
physical fitness. (grunts)
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(straining)
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Chum! A little help!
(groans)
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(whirring)
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Faster, Chum.
I wanna feel that burn.
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You got a big problem,
Double M.
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I know. Chum is
horrifically out of shape.
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Your problem
is Dude Monkey.
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Shall we schtop
another crime?
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-Ooh! A video! Can I watch?
-(struggling, yells)
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That chimp chump is no threat.
He looks up to me.
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He's proof that my aim to
inspire Metrocity is working.
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Good luck inspiring people
when this guy's trolling you.
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(laughs) What's with
this troll business?
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They've been extinct
for decades.
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Trolling means he's trying
to humiliate you online.
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-(techno music playing)
-Sorry, Mr. Atric.
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Hey, can I call you Geri?
(laughs)
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JK, bro!
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Geriatric means old.
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We don't want this guy
to take your place
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as defender of Metro City
by defining you as out of touch.
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This video has
a quarter million views!
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It must have aired
on the 6 o'clock news.
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(laughs)
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Oh, you're serious?
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Uh, I-I'm actually
gonna ask this.
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Have you ever heard
of the internet?
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Yes, I've heard
of the "onternet."
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I'm just not onterested.
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It's a passing fad, like fidget
spinners or paying your taxes.
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Okay, well, in that case,
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welcome to the Information Age.
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-You're about 30 years late.
-(beeping, whirring)
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This is a television.
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-True!
-Wasn't a question.
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But was I right?
Can I get a point?
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-Sure.
-One to zip.
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Back in the age when people
used to live in caves,
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this is how
they'd get their news.
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True!
Ha-ha, all tied up.
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But the internet connects
to every computer on the planet.
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-You guys know that, right?
-No, we do not.
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But I do know I'm right
about us not knowing,
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so another point for Chum.
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Keiko:
Not something to be proud of.
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So, with the Internet
and social media,
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you can put out a story
and send it anywhere
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and to everyone instantly!
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They call this going viral.
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I went viral on
Metrocity once.
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Gave everyone
dance fever.
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I should get 10 retroactive
points for that, honestly.
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-Fine. (sighs)
-What, does that mean I win?
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Sure.
You're the grand champion
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of learning about the internet
way too late!
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-Yes!
-No!
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Now, listen.
Dude Monkey is engaging
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in a social media showdown that
you're losing by not showing up!
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He's telling
a huge-gantic audience
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that you're a ding-dong
so he can steal all your fans!
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-That settles it, Keiko.
-(determined music playing)
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Make me virulent
on the onternet.
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(Chum laughs)
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I'm looking at
this internet thing,
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and it's hilarious! Look!
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This cartoon baby is dancing
just like a grown-up! (laughing)
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That meme is older
than my teacher,
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and she knits.
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(awkward):
Ollo, fans. I am here,
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talking into the camera
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as if I were talking
to you in person.
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Thanks to the magic
of the onternet.
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Maybe need a catchphrase.
Something like,
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"Villains are red,
heroes are blue.
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Stop robbing that bank,
or feel my kung fu!"
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Or, you know, I'll think
of something later.
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Sir! Have you seen
this unusual fellow
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-who sings about rain made of--
-Chum!
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(both grunt)
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-(groans)
-Okay, Chum,
you gotta stop watching
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old Internet stuff
while we're filming.
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And Megamind,
be more natural, dude.
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You're moving your arms
like a floppy inflatable
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-at a used car lot.
-Keiko,
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I'm unfamiliar
with the glare of a lens.
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I'm more of a live
performance guy.
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You know, theater!
Treading the boards!
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Well, I'm certainly bored,
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but this is for a web channel,
not Shakespeare in the Park.
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-Just move your arms normal.
-So, more like...
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Hello, my biggest fans!
Megamind here.
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Perfect! We'll go with that.
Roll camera.
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(awkward):
Hello, my biggest fans!
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Your little fannies
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will shake as you worship
the splendor that is--
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Keiko:
You're doing the arm thing again
and saying weird stuff.
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(normal):
Ugh! I don't know what
you want from me, Keiko!
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Actually, maybe just
do something heroic.
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Heroic opportunities don't just
walk out into the street and--
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-(gasps)
-(car honking)
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**
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Or sometimes they do.
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-(honking)
-(grunts)
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(whirring, zap)
242
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,842
(screaming)
243
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,969
DeGravity should do.
244
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,513
-(laughs)
-(zap)
245
00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:59,265
(yelling, groaning)
246
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:03,812
Ha-ha! Um, citizen?
247
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,648
What are you watching
that had you so distracted?
248
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:07,816
Dude Monkey.
249
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,236
-Whoa! You watchin'
my vids, bud?
-What the?!
250
00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:13,571
Oh, wow!
It's really Dude Monkey!
251
00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:16,157
You're such an inspiration.
Can I get a selfie?
252
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,451
How about a self-photograph
with the hero who,
253
00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:21,371
-you know, saved your life?
-Nah, I'm good.
254
00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:24,040
-Say, "Megamind's cheugy!"
-(shutter snaps)
255
00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:27,127
Say, "Megamind's cheugy!"
256
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,087
Keiko:
I'll just edit that stuff out.
257
00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,964
-(typing)
-We will beat Dude Monkey
258
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,758
to an onternet pulp
with this video, right?
259
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,635
This rescue was awesome!
260
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,972
Once people see this, they're
gonna be all, "Who-Monkey"?
261
00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,849
-We're just gonna
upload and wait.
-(ding)
262
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,976
Ooh! I got a view!
263
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,228
-That was from you watching it.
-(grumbles)
264
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,397
Be patient.
Your fans will find you
265
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,816
I gotta head home.
My mom's super strict
266
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,484
-about my 9 p.m. curfew.
-(ding)
267
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,778
-Another view!
-Keiko: Also from you!
268
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,071
Oh...
269
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,700
**
270
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,785
-Come on, come on...
-(ding)
271
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,455
-A new meme!
-Ah! How many views?
272
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,998
Oh. False alarm.
273
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,042
It's just an old one
with new words.
274
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,419
Only 100 views?
275
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:12,505
Why haven't I become
a virus yet?
276
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,758
I know it hasn't
exploded overnight,
277
00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,509
but you need to be patient.
278
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,803
We need to build something
unique to you.
279
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,598
The video
where that monkey man
does the troll to me.
280
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,309
-How many does that have?
-A couple more.
281
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,269
-(typing)
-Yeah, a million more.
282
00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,396
It's as if I don't exist!
283
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,899
I'm far from inspirational.
I've become...
284
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,859
unpopular.
285
00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:36,029
-Your fans will find you.
We just need--
-Thank you, Keiko,
286
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,489
but I know how
to handle this.
287
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,408
Chum, we've got
a "Class Me" emergency.
288
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,203
The only thing that will
get me out of this spiral
289
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,955
is a whiz-bang appearance
at a fish museum!
290
00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,749
The kids will love it!
291
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,168
Yeah, my heart's
racing already.
292
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:54,798
You know, I have some great
ideas for this aquarium gig.
293
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,758
-Hyah! Woo!
-Ow!
294
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,427
Really wanna see your face
when she tells you this.
295
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,804
Go ahead, ma'am.
296
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:04,057
The aquarium board is...
297
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,392
made up of people
with terrible taste
298
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,310
who are kind of leaning
toward Dude Monkey.
299
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:10,271
No! Any dude or any monkey,
300
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,564
but not him!
301
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,858
You gotta see
his latest, though!
302
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:17,153
Dude Monkey:
Dude Monkey stops crime
with a meat-sicle!
303
00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,615
(upbeat music playing)
304
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,200
Hey! My wallet!
305
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,160
'Sup, Dude Monkerinos!
306
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:28,206
Pretty much gonna declare myself
Metro City's greatest hero.
307
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,291
Crime is poppin', but Megamind
308
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,877
(elderly voice)
is a-prune juice shoppin'!
309
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,587
-(smack)
-(thief grunts)
310
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:38,425
-Thanks, Dude Monkey!
-I schtopped a crime!
311
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,260
Hey, quick, shout out
to my primo sponsor,
312
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:41,928
Mr. Minion's Meat-sicles,
313
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,805
the official meat-sicle
of Dude Monkey.
314
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,432
Yumalamadingdong!
315
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,642
I can't believe
he has a sponsor!
316
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,687
-Why don't I have a sponsor?
-You got me.
317
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,231
I think a wart removal cream
would be blessed to have you.
318
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,150
Hilarious, Christina.
319
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,861
Hey, that guy is charismatic,
320
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,071
but he's no Megamind.
321
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,823
I'll keep fighting for you.
322
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,492
I'll make it easy.
If Dude Monkey's catching fire,
323
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,871
I'm gonna become
a crime-stopping
megaton bomb!
324
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:11,166
That's a metaphor for having
an engaging web channel,
325
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,292
not a threat.
326
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,961
Ma'am, they've
spotted Nighty-Knight!
327
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,630
That aquarium board
will change their mind
328
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,632
when I bring Nighty-Knight
to justice
329
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:22,052
and knock Dude Monkey's
web channel
330
00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:24,137
on its weird monkey butt!
331
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:28,641
I've been studying
what makes Dude Monkey
so popular.
332
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,935
If this is the hero
Metrocity wants me to be,
333
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,396
then so shall I be it!
334
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,523
-(hip-hop music playing)
-Hey, radical duderoos.
335
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,734
Megamind here.
Crimes a-poppin'!
336
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,153
-Dang.
-Help! Help!
337
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:43,323
Scope that!
Crime much, am I right?
338
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,867
You'll L-O-L as
I trick-shot these handcuffs
339
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,078
right on Nighty-Knight's
wrists.
340
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,457
-(laughing)
-Hey! That's my fishbowl!
341
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:56,252
-Hm.
-Oh, I think you just
missed his wrist, sir.
342
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,088
By which I mean entirely.
343
00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,964
-(static)
-(laughing)
344
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,467
-We gonna let him
steal meat-sicle carts?
-(rock music playing)
345
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,886
Nah.
Crime stopping rocks!
346
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,179
(grunts)
347
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,723
-(thuds)
-Ow!
348
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,975
-Crime-a-Doodle-Don't!
-(static)
349
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,435
(cowboy voice)
Hizzle, cowpokes.
350
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,396
Just call me Dead-Eye Blue
351
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,815
because when I take
my shot at baddies,
352
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,483
I never miss.
353
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,818
Backslash rad!
354
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:21,861
-(alarm blaring)
-Guard: He's got the blueprints!
355
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,446
**
356
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,616
Ha-ha! Well, howdy,
Nighty-Knight!
357
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,660
-Ah!
-Ah! Chum!
358
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,286
-(beep, alarm stops)
-(Chum laughs)
359
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:31,538
It's like all-new memes,
360
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,165
but with that special
homemade flavor!
361
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,501
Keiko! I demand you
burn all copies.
362
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,170
I should come off
as inspirational,
363
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,131
not as some bumbling buffoon.
364
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:43,800
Come on!
It's funny stuff!
365
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:44,926
Your fans are gonna see this
366
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,012
and mash that
subscribe button so hard,
367
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,722
you could serve it with gravy.
368
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:52,350
(sighs) Keiko,
I'm repositioning you.
369
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,394
I'll be taking over
advising myself,
370
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,147
and you'll organize
my jazz albums.
371
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,357
But you don't have
any jazz albums, sir.
372
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,234
Then this should
be easy for her.
373
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:04,821
But you don't even know how
to post or log on or stream!
374
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,073
-Jazz albums!
-(growls)
375
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:11,036
Imagine her telling me
I don't know what I'm doing.
376
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,746
Now, to get rid of
these videos.
377
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:16,833
-Gonna upload them
right into the trash.
-(click, beep)
378
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,626
Hasta la vista, videos!
379
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,838
Sir, I think
you may need to see this.
380
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,923
Dude Monkey (on video):
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
Dude Monkerinos!
381
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,801
Just got a call from
the mayor's office.
382
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,846
I've been requested to appear
at the grand reopening
383
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,097
of the aquarium!
384
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,349
And you know what?
385
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:35,060
I beat Megamind for the gig!
386
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,604
Now I'm gonna dance all over
this picture of Megamind
387
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,273
until a-millio eyeballs
are on this stream!
388
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:44,110
Bananalamadingdong!
(rhythmic grunting)
389
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:47,530
(hip-hop music playing)
390
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,158
He's still dancing
after two hours.
391
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,785
Incredible.
392
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,204
I need a 30-minute nap after
eating three chicken wings.
393
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,539
-Well, well, well.
-(yelps)
394
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,249
On my way to the hospital.
395
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,794
My back is lousy
with stab wounds.
396
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:04,047
I'm truly sorry about
the Dude Monkey thing.
397
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,548
It was out of my hands.
398
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:07,759
What fun is having
my friend as mayor
399
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,803
if I don't get
everything I want?
400
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,222
I was elected to be
the mayor of the city,
401
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,348
not just my friends.
402
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,267
And the city
wants Dude Monkey,
403
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:19,229
which I agree is dumb.
(weak laugh)
404
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,564
Dumb-ocracy.
Am I right?
405
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,944
You can't unspoil my sour mood
with mayoral dad jokes, Roxie.
406
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,196
-Christina: Mm! Mm!
-(hip-hop music playing)
407
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,948
Hey, come on!
408
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:31,908
(full mouth)
Bananalamadingdong.
409
00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:35,620
I possess super intelligence,
410
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:39,582
otherworldly handsomeness,
and selfless humility.
411
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:43,169
Yet, I am felled by
a bananalamadingdong.
412
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,005
You uploaded
your blooper reel?
413
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:46,881
I hope the answer is no.
414
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,758
The answer is yes.
415
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,469
It is up,
and it is huger than a luger!
416
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,513
You're getting
Dude Monkey numbers
417
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,598
and netting more subs
every second.
418
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:58,393
Ow! Crime-a-Doodle-Don't!
419
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,770
Oh, terrific.
420
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,689
The whole city
must be laughing at me.
421
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,357
Just look at the comments.
422
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,234
Little Terry Sasko says,
423
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,279
"I love that Megamind
messes up just like me.
424
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,364
In a weird way,
that's inspiring."
425
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,867
Inspiring?
Well, that's what I want,
426
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:16,619
but this feels like
what I don't want.
427
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,997
This is what
your channel needs.
428
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,665
Everyone wants to be a hero.
429
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,250
So when a hero makes a mistake,
430
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,420
that's fun to see
because everyone makes mistakes.
431
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,255
If you wanna inspire your fans,
432
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,924
we need to show them
everything, warts and all.
433
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,010
Maybe you're right.
434
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:35,764
And perhaps I was
a little harsh on you earlier.
435
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:36,514
You think?
436
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:39,559
I'm promoting you back
to your previous position
437
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:42,103
as my adviser of
all things onternetty.
438
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,355
Do I get a raise?
439
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,858
-I wasn't paying you before.
-I had to try.
440
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,235
You know,
I find it a little fishy
441
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,739
that Nighty-Knight would want
to steal a-- Wait a second!
442
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,199
-(Nighty-Knight laughing)
-Nighty-Knight!
443
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,658
Oh, I'm a fool
for not seeing this earlier.
444
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,994
I was so focused
on being onternet cool,
445
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,996
I let him slip
through my fingers!
446
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,289
We have to stop him!
447
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,167
But it's impossible to know
where he'll strike next.
448
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,377
No, it's not, Chum.
449
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,170
Nighty-Knight
is making a play
450
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,713
for the diamond koi fish.
451
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,424
Sir, don't you think
you're jumping
to conclusions?
452
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,593
No! Keiko,
bring up my bloopers.
453
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,012
-(laughing)
-Hey! That's my fishbowl!
454
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,640
Pause it!
He's stealing a fishbowl!
455
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,226
Perhaps he wants
an unconventional candy dish.
456
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:22,519
Keiko, run it.
457
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,521
Backslash rad!
458
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:25,605
-Pause!
-(beep)
459
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,899
Now, zoom in! There!
460
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,485
The blueprints
for the aquarium!
461
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,946
Please.
Who doesn't have those?
462
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,574
Megamind:
He's going to sneak himself in
inside a meat-sicle cart!
463
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:40,245
Maybe we should focus on what
Nighty-Knight is actually up to.
464
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,914
-Keiko, enhance audio.
-(click)
465
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,833
Nighty-Knight:
My darkly dark plan to steal
466
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,335
the diamond-encrusted koi
during the reopening ceremony
467
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,630
will be a...
drowning success.
468
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,758
(maniacal laughter)
469
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,928
Okay, I'm convinced.
The "muahaha" did it for me.
470
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,222
To the aquarium!
471
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:02,434
(hip-hop music playing)
472
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:06,187
(crowd cheering)
473
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,023
Alright now!
Now the D-Monk's
474
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:11,359
gonna upchuck some smarts
all over you Monkerinos!
475
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,902
(clears throat)
476
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:15,989
(awkward)
Aquariums are like superheroes.
477
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:19,701
They both are things
people like to look at,
478
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,120
and also both things
that make people happy, too.
479
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,788
-(phone buzzes)
-Please give me good news.
480
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,749
Like, a meteor
is heading this way,
481
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,667
so I don't have to listen
to this speech.
482
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,003
Nighty-Knight's coming
for the koi fish!
483
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:32,213
If you see a meat-sicle cart,
clear it out.
484
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:35,925
Dude Monkey:
...lungs like humans do.
They have gills.
485
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:39,137
(gasps) We need to clear out
all meat-sicle carts.
486
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:42,390
Security. We need help clearing
out the meat-sicle carts.
487
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,476
**
488
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,144
Hey! (yelps)
489
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,146
(screams)
490
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:52,734
Eternal doom awaits all who
come between Nighty-Knight
491
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:56,112
and his fishy bowl of... doom!
492
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:59,199
-(crowd screaming)
-(Nighty-Knight laughs evilly)
493
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,203
Let's schtop a crime!
494
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:06,498
**
495
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,333
Dude, awesome costume!
496
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,669
Alright, let's do this
just like we practiced.
497
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:14,172
Some light sparring, and then
I totally crush you. Ready?
498
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,341
(grunting, yelling)
499
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,551
You dare talk confusingly
500
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,762
to the Duke of Darkness?
501
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,640
-(grunts)
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, Brad!
502
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,809
We so do not have
the budget for this!
503
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,894
Wait. You're not Brad.
504
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,938
You're really Nighty-Knight!
(screams)
505
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,690
-(grunts)
-(glass squeaks)
506
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,442
Crowd:
Run! It's Nighty-Knight!
507
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,820
-(explosion)
-Hey, guys.
508
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:41,199
Welcome to "Megamind's Rules
For Defending Your City!"
509
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:44,202
How do you like that title,
Keiko? Is it onternetty?
510
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:47,914
So onternetty. I think
you're starting to get this.
511
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:51,251
By the way,
where is Dude Monkey
in this moment of need?
512
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:52,502
Bad Guy Brad:
Oh...
513
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:54,254
Here you are, dude!
514
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,423
Dude, you were supposed
to stage the heist
515
00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:57,674
like we rehearsed!
516
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,093
I don't know how
to stop real criminals!
517
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:03,304
Dude, you just got
ousted as a fraud.
518
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,806
(beep)
519
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,683
Dude!
520
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,185
I had a feeling
Dude Monkey was a phony.
521
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,980
I assure all you
former Monkerinos,
522
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:15,692
as Metro City's defender,
I will never lie to you.
523
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,738
-Yoo-hoo! Wannabe spooky dude!
-Nighty-Knight: Megamind!
524
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,449
Your pathetic attempts
to foil my--
525
00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:24,242
-(zapping)
-Wha...
526
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,163
(clicking)
527
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:29,414
(zap, crackling)
528
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:32,709
-(yelps)
-(bowl thuds)
529
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:36,046
-Pretty chill, homeboy.
-(static)
530
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:38,506
-(crowd cheering)
-Thank you. Thank you.
531
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,426
Oh, please, no!
You're too much.
532
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:43,928
-But it is fitting.
-(hissing)
533
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:47,307
**
534
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,519
I appreciate the applause,
535
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:55,607
but I also really need you
to like and subscribe!
536
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,109
Sir! I made my own meme!
537
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:01,988
-Pretty chill, homeboy.
-(beep)
538
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:04,157
Ol' Chum:
I think you've gone viral, sir!
539
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,577
I look positively
infectious!
540
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,079
Guard:
Megamind!
541
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:11,831
Someone just stole a genetically
altered starfish from the lab!
542
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,458
A what?
543
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:17,545
**
544
00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:19,631
(hissing)
545
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:22,217
My quest was darkly bountiful,
546
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:23,718
most vile one.
547
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,220
(whirring)
548
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,638
The starfish.
549
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,766
Able to regenerate its body
if it loses a limb.
550
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,727
This holds the genetic key
that will allow me
551
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:36,564
to rise to power once again!
552
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:39,067
Soon, I will
remind Megamind
553
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:42,070
how good it feels
to be bad!
554
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,406
(laughing)
555
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:47,701
**
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