All language subtitles for The A-Team (1983) - S02E11 - Steel (1080p x265 EDGE2020).eng

(male narrator)
In 1972, a crack commando unit

was sent to prison
by a military court

for a crime
they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped
from a maximum security
stockade

to the Los Angeles
underground.

Today, still wanted
by the government,

they survive
as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem,
if no one else can help,

and if you can find them, maybe
you can hire the A-Team.

[gun firing]

(Mickey)
What did Gunderson want,
for Pete's sake?

(Randy)
He does work for
the City Planning Commission.

I think what he wants

is the building finished,
Uncle Mickey.

Now look, the contract
that they signed

when we took this bid
was for four payments.

They've already
advanced the second

when they didn't have to.

Now, you want them
to pay again,

and we still haven't
taken down the steelwork?

They know I'm havin' problems.
I'm working on a short crew.

That's not
Mr. Gunderson's fault.

No, it's Denham's fault.

He's sabotaging
the whole project.

I can't get
this job finished.

He should
get the chair.

[grunts]

What's the matter?

Nothing is the matter.

You want to sit down?
No, I don't want to.

Did you take
your pill before?

You haven't been
taking your medicine.

Oh, will you
leave me alone?

I just have
a little indigestion.

Angina.

Angina, whatever.
Shouldn't have had that--

Uncle Mickey!

(Denham)
Hey, Stern.

[laughs]

The word's out it ain't safe
working around here.

Damn it.
My payroll was in there.

(Denham)
You're out of business,
Stern.

This time it was just payroll,
but next time,

you and your pretty niece

get inside the trailer first.

Capisci?

[panting]

[groans]

It's over, Uncle Mickey.

Denham's not going
to stop for anything.

Neither am I.

Oh, come on,
you're not gonna risk

the lives of these men
and you know it.

Denham will steamroll over
anyone who gets in his way.

You know what kind of
animal he is.

[growling]

You're worried
about me getting

a heart attack
and you bring me here.

All those crazy hours
on street corners,

Chinese laundries, winos
in alleys, and now sharks.

(Randy)
I told you not to come.

Since when do you
tell me things?

I'm your uncle.
You don't tell me, huh?

What are you looking at, huh?

(Randy)
Uncle Mick.

Jerks like that
looking at you.

What are you dressed
like that for?

So they'll look
at me like that.

[laughs]

(tour guide)
We're gonna take
a ten-minute break now.

You'll find refreshment
stands and restrooms here.

There are also shops
if you need more film

so you can take
photos of yourself

with Frankie and
Drac to take home

to show your friends
and family.

Remember your tram
and seat number.

Thank you.

[people chattering]

[camera clicking]

Would you get lost
with that thing?

Go on,
get out of here.

What is it
with that guy?

Where do we go now?

You want a picture
with the Aqua Maniac?

Scream-scream, glub-glub?

No, thanks.
We don't have a camera.

Then, uh, do you wanna
take a ride at least,

or don't you want
to hire the A-Team?

The A-Team?

Hannibal Smith,
at your service.

No, for real?

It's about as real
as it gets.

Now you go over there
to the main gate.

You'll see a tram that looks
just like a trolley car.

I'll meet you there.

[camera clicks]

Thank you!

Mmm-hmm.

Wait till your mommy
sees this picture.

Cover for me, Mel.
I'll be back in ten.

[people chattering]

[camera clicking rapidly]

Hey, look,
will you get out?

I'm not gonna tell you again.

I-I'm sorry. Uh, parties
with VIP passes only.

You hard of hearing,
sucker?

You heard what the man said,
VIP passes only.

Now get out of here!

How are you doing,
Hannibal?

Thanks, Face.

Look, what am I
doing here anyway?

I mean, it wasn't my idea
to contact these people.

It was mine.

Have you spoken
with Mr. Lee?

Yes, I understand you might
lose a demolition contract

due to unnatural accidents
at the building site.

Unnatural, yeah.

We're being sabotaged
by a competitor,

Carl Denham.

I can speak for myself.

We're being sabotaged
by Carl Denham.

Denham Construction
and Wrecking?

That's a very
big outfit.

They have contracts
with the city--

The guy is a bum!

He's a bum, never ran
a legitimate business

always manages
to underbid everybody

because the concrete
that he pours

and the steel that he uses
is never up to specifications.

He had a bridge collapse
on him last year.

He managed to
skate out from under it

without losing his license.

And I'll tell you
something else.

They gave him the deal
to build a new bridge.

He can't have a monopoly.

What's he care about
one building going up
in the middle of city?

All I know is I was
lucky to get the contract.

It was a fluke.
The city rezoned the territory

and they want me to tear down
the building that's there,

they're gonna put up
a new high-rise.

They gave me the contract
and now he's furious.

Denham's blown so many
holes in my dyke

I can't finish the job.

He's put men in the hospital,

he's--he's, uh,
sabotaged my supplies,

and now he's blown up
my payroll this week.

(Randy)
The insurance company
is looking at us sideways

and we can barely get the men
to work for us anymore.

I can't blame 'em.
I only have until Wednesday

to pay their salaries.
After that they're gonna walk.

If you can't get the guys
to work for you,

what do you expect us to do?
There's only four of us.

I don't know.

What you can do
is make Denham back off.

I said I can talk for myself.

Now, what you can do
is make Denham back off.

You two have a very, uh,
interesting relationship.

Look, I don't want to see
my men trying to feed

their families
on workmen's comp.

They can't beat
the bricks forever.

And they sure as hell
can't get a job from Denham.

Anybody who has
held a card for me

is zero over there.

What do you think, B.A.?

I think maybe
I wanna meet this dude.

Maybe help him
with his bridgework,

like busting up his mouth.

(Face)
Hey, B.A.,
that's very funny.

You know, you're
developing a sense of humor?

Slowly, but, uh,
it's developing.

[growls]

[birds chirping]

Okay, Face,
you spring Murdock.

We'll regroup at B.A.'s as
soon as I get off the shift.

Enjoy the rest of the tour.

[people chattering]

Bread and butter.

And I thought the guy

in the Chinese laundry
was crazy.

[Murdock barking]

Get back! Get back!
Stay back!

I was looking for
H.M. Murdock's room.

Well, I guess
I've found it.

[Murdock whimpering]

Well, um, he--he started up
earlier this morning

but we're used to
this sort of behavior
with Mr. Murdock.

But he's gotten much worse.

If I didn't know better,

I'd actually
believe he has been bitten

and has contracted rabies.

Nurse, believe it.

Oh, but that--that's
not possible.

You see, Mr. Murdock's dog

is a figment
of his imagination.

[snarling]

Uh, I'm sorry, Doctor.
I don't know you

and apparently you're not
familiar with this case.

Oh, that's because
I'm not a doctor.

"The United States
Department of Animal Health
and Welfare"?

Mmm-hmm, one of your superiors

was aware of
the impending epidemic

and didn't want
to take any chances.

He's crazy. He's gone.

He's foaming at the mouth.

I can't believe it.
He has never been
this violent before.

He bit me.

He bit you? Oh, I'm going
to have you in

for an entire series
of blood scans

and a full rabies
and tetanus board.

Uh, could you get me
that wheelchair, please?

Thanks.

[clattering]

How can he have rabies
when his dog isn't real?

From animals that, uh,
escaped last night

from Germany, came in
on a Lufthansa flight.

They're supposed
to be transported

under airtight security

to the Wadsworth
Research Facility.

Could you grab the door,
please?

[knocking on door]

Now.

[Murdock growling]

(Face)
Easy, boy, easy, easy.
Whoa, whoa!

Easy, easy, get on
the chair. Good boy.

Okay, open up.

[Murdock whimpering]

Uh, could you
step inside, please?

Come on, come on, step inside.
That's right, that's right.

Uh, keys.

Come on.
It's for your own good.

I want you to, uh,
remain in quarantine

until I can check back
with you in a couple days.

Hopefully by then
I will have developed
the serum you'll need.

And you're to speak
of this to no one

except Nurse Billings. Mmm?

Uh, contact me immediately

should he develop
any strange symptoms,

such as the desire
to scratch behind his ears.

Wait! Wait, Mr. Murdock
is a patient here.

I can't just release him
to someone from the pound.

We happen to be a division
of the Federal Government

and working in conjunction

with the Department
of Health Services,

which gives us jurisdiction

over any and all
state institutions.

So please,
please be careful

before coughing up
the word "pound" like that.

And I need not remind you
to speak of this to no one.

Ah, all hospitals in...

[barking]
Easy, boy, easy, easy.

All hospitals in the city

have been, uh, warned
of the possible outbreak.

Oh, well, hopefully
Mr. Murdock's condition

was caught in time
and you can develop a serum.

Yeah, well, we hope.

This man could
single-handedly save

the entire population
of Los Angeles.

[whimpering]

Down, boy!

(Boyle)
Do you understand?

This is Denham's last offer.

You got till tomorrow
to think it over.

After that,
the offer is no good.

And then we're gonna
have to do it the hard way.

Just what do you think
you're doing?

What are you doing here?
Get off of this lot!

I just do what
Mr. Denham tells me to.

No, on this lot,
you do what I tell you.

Now, get out of here.

I was being kind enough
to offer up jobs

to anyone who wants them

when Denham Construction
takes over this contract.

Denham Construction's
not taking over this contract.

These men are on my payroll.

What payroll?

You guys finished
signing the roster?

What do you expect them
to do, Mick?

They all got families.

Denham can keep them working.

He can also keep
them on unemployment.

All right,
you said your piece.

Denham doesn't
have this contract yet

so you take
those ugly guys of yours

and get them out of here.

When I'm finished, old man.

Don't you call me--

(Randy)
Uncle Mickey!

The man said "go."

I take my orders from Denham.

Be smart. Do the same.

You guys look like you can
work steel pretty well.

Sign in,
and you're on the roster.

You got anything else
you want us to chew over?

Maybe, you should let
the boys tell you
what can happen to you

if you work this job
for Stern.

I'd rather you told me.

[all groaning]

It's almost predictable
by now, isn't it?

[groaning]

Sure glad you guys
got here in time.

Yeah,
that's the trouble
with that car.

You're never
late for anything.

You did a good job.

[barks]

Murdock,
what are you doing?

I'd say it was just
an expression
of pure enthusiasm.

[barking]

You know, Face,

I find it simplistic
and naive of you to assume

that I can be placated

with an ersatz morsel
of this kind.

A shallow, culinary trinket.

Now if there
were two of them...

[barking]

[choking]

You know I ain't going
for it. You got that?

Absolutely.

Good.

Now, what we gotta do
is we got to let Denham know

that we're taking
care of business around here.

Yeah, I--I--I'm sure
his goons

will pass that bit
of data along to him.

Face, never send somebody
to do a chore like this

when we can do
it so much better.

It's like I'm doing
the best I can.

I don't want to hear
this kind of thing, Carl.

I don't come down here
so you can tell me

your boys got their
beanies handed to them.

I come down here
so you can tell me

that building isn't
coming down anymore.

You hear me, Carl?
You hear me?
I do, I do, Tommy.

You do, you do, you do,
but meanwhile,

I get to drive by and see
the walls come tumbling down.

Every day I have my driver
swing out of our way

to--to take a peek

and you know
what I see, Carl?

They're still
tearing down the building.

I don't want it torn down!

[clicking]

This is something
I can't have right now.

I want you to stop it.

Or maybe I take
my business elsewhere, huh?

Maybe someone else needs me
to bankroll them, huh,

don't you think?

I--I swear to you, it'll be
all over by tomorrow, Tom.

T-Tomorrow is Wednesday.
It's payday.

And Stern has
no money to pay these guys.

And--And nobody can afford
that kind of charity,

to keep working
for nothing.

These guys got
families to feed.

They got to put
food on the table.

So, as of tomorrow, Tom...
I mean, forget it.

Stern's out of business.

Yeah, we'll just step in,
we'll take over the contract.

Okay. That's good, Carl.
That's very good.

Or maybe I have to get
somebody else

to handle a different
kind of contract.

Tom.

Face,

stick with the guy
in the stretched chariot.

(Hannibal)
Looks like he makes
Denham nervous.

Yeah, yeah, I can see that.

What are you gonna do?

I'm going to check out
Denham's petty-cash situation.

Seems like he doesn't
believe in social security

FICA and Federal withholding.

He's paying the guys

out of the back
of that lunch truck.

Undermining everything
this country stands for.

I can't allow that.

I'm glad I'm not gonna
be around to see this.

[car engine starting]

Murdock, stand by.

How's it going?

Oh, I guess I could complain,
but that wouldn't do any good.

So I won't.

These doughnuts fresh?

Yeah, sure.

As long as you
dunk them in a coffee.

I was expecting, uh, something
to come along with it.

You asked for a sinker,
that's what you got.

Isn't today payday?

I don't pay people
for eating my doughnuts.

They pay me.

Sorry I don't have
what you want.

Well, I guess
I'll just have to eat

what my wife fixes me.

You know, it always
gives me indigestion.

I think it's the lead slugs
that keep repeating.

Now this looks
a little more like dessert.

You're gonna be dead before
you reach the corner.

You think so, huh?

Yeah, I know it.

(Boyle)
I know every man
on this crew, Jack.

Who are you?

I'm the Wicked Warlock
of the North.

When I come down on you

there won't be anything left
except a smear of grease.

[scatting]

Hi, fellas!

[continues scatting]

They--They're trying
to rip us off!

[truck engine starting]

Beware of the dogs of war!

Get him!

[tires screeching]

[tires screeching]

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.
How are you doing?

Fine.
We're not open till 7:00.

Uh, well, see, actually,
a gentleman just came in here

and he dropped this outside.

Tough-looking customer.

Short, dark hair.

That's the owner.

I'm sure he'll be pleased
to have it returned to him.

I wonder,
would it be possible for me

to hand it over to him
personally, do you think?

Mr. Tillis
is right in there.

Thanks.
Mmm-hmm.

Tillis. Oh, no.
Why him of all people?

Look, uh, I'm having
a little cocktail party

at my place this evening.

I wonder,
would you like to come?

That'd be nice.

May I use your phone?

Sure.
It's right behind you.

Thanks.
Mmm-hmm.

[dialing phone]

Tommy Tillis?

Crazy Tommy T?

That's right. Crazy Tommy T.

A guy like that
has mob connections

out the wazoo,
know what I mean?

Yeah, but the question is,

what's he got to do
with Denham?

And why put the pressure
on Mickey

to keep from
putting his high-rise up?

Well, whatever the reason,
Hannibal,

I don't think we want
to get in this guy's way.

Crazy Tommy T
hits a wall head on

and there's nothing
left but a pile of bricks.

As soon as B.A.
pays off the crew,
I'll take him and Murdock

and I'll scout Denham.
You stick with Tillis.

See what else
you can find out.

Stick with Tillis?
Hannibal,

I didn't plan on making
a career out of this,
you know.

I'm in my Vette.

Not exactly
the most inconspicuous car

to do a tail job in.

Oh, that'll work for you.

He'd never think that anybody
would be crazy enough

to follow him
in a car as flashy as that.

You don't believe that?

No, but I thought
you'd feel better. Bye.

Uh, Bu--

[sighs]

Why me?

"Stick with him."
How am I gonna do that?

(Jilly)
Mr. Tillis
wants to talk to you.

Oh. Me?

You.

Great. Ahem.

[clears throat]

[clears throat]

Nice place
you have here.

Uh,

I understand
you have my wallet.

Your wallet?
Yeah.

Isn't that what
he said, sugar?

Mmm-hmm.

Oh, yeah, yeah, right.
No, I made a little mistake.

A big one.

Why don't we check it out?

(Face)
Oh, now, listen. I--

You're right.
It's not my wallet.

(Face)
Yeah, you see?

Sing me a song.
Make it a top ten.

Yeah, well, you see,
the truth is, you see--

"Maury Birnbaum,
talent agent."

I don't know who is
representing this girl,

but she's gorgeous.
She ought to be in pictures.

Fantastic bone structure.

"Arturo Wainwright,
tractor salesman.

"Herbert Digby,
coffin salesman.

"You just ask it,
we've got the casket."

You got trouble
holding down a job

or you're some
kind of con artist.

Which I hate con artists.

I mean they make me
wanna puke,

know what I mean?

I mean they're always

trying to turn people off
their life savings, you know.

Understand me?

Well, it's not really
an honest crime

like gambling or drugs.

Talk to me,

or I'll have Jilly here
use your head for an anvil.

Okay, okay, okay
I'm sorry, Mr. Tillis.

On the level.

J. Pierpont Finch,
National Insider.

You know how some people
hate the press.

Sometimes you have to come
from the inside, you know,

or sideways even to get them
to, uh, open up.

Car keys.
What?

(Tommy)
Car keys.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, sure, sure, car keys.

We're going for a ride?

If these keys fit that
white Corvette parked outside

we might just do that,
because that'll mean

you've been tailing me
from that construction site

on Sixth and Figueroa,
and then

I won't believe
you're a reporter.

(Leann)
Mr. Tillis,
Carl on the phone.

Yeah, this is Tommy.
Yeah, go ahead, Carl.

What? When did this happen?

Doesn't sound like good news.

(Tommy)
What's going on?

What are we doing getting
pushed around like that?

No, you just stay right there
in the office.

I'll be right over there.

Let's go.

Yeah, we can finish this
interview another time.

Perhaps I could
speak with the girl.

(Tommy)
Bring this braciolealong.

I think he's got a couple
of hundred grand of mine.

If that's true, you're gonna
see me get very angry.

You don't want to
see me angry, do you?

No, no, no,
I can't say that I do.

(Murdock)
* Roxanne *

(man on radio)
* Turn on the red light *

* Roxanne *

* Turn on the red light *

* Roxanne *

* Turn on the red light *

* Roxanne *

Shut up, Murdock!
This noise is beginning
to drive me crazy.

B.A., we are window washers.

Window washers
listen to music.

You get a rhythm--

If you turn
this music up again,

I'll throw
this radio down.

You wouldn't dare.
Yeah?

(Murdock)
Hannibal!

Will you guys keep quiet?

I'm trying to hear
something here.

(Denham)
Hey, cool out,
will you, Tommy.

(Tommy)
You let them make off
with $150,000,

I'm supposed to
cool out?

(Denham)
Didn't know
what else to do.

I couldn't report it
or nothing.

Was I supposed
to tell the cops:

"Oh, yeah, we pay off
my workers in cash

to avoid taxes"?

Hey, it's not
the money that bothers me.

Now Stern
made his payroll.

He still has
his crew out there

they're still pounding up
the foundation
to my own warehouse!

I know, I know.
You know, you know.

You don't know nothing.

What do you think happens
when they turn up

my old partner stuck
in that cement floor?

Huh, what then?

You don't think
they're gonna

put two and two
together?

They'll figure that
if he didn't take the money

from out of our safe

(Tommy)
that maybe I whacked
my partner, Jules,

took the dough
and blamed it on him.

Not to mention
the insurance I got

to cover the payroll.

They're not
gonna find the body.

They're not
gonna find the body

or the skeleton
or whatever.

(Denham)
It's in the sub-foundation.

Unless they specifically
look for it,
they'd never hack that out

I can't take a chance
like that.

Hey, what the hell's
going on out there, huh?

(Denham)
It's the window washers.

Tommy, don't you think

it's kind of easy for them
to, uh, to figure out

find out, check out

who put that building up
for you in the first place?

If they find Jules' body,

they'll know
I planted him for you.

I'm looking at
a prison sentence, too.

No, no, no, no, no,
you wouldn't.

That body turns up,

they'll never get
a chance to find you

to even prosecute you.

That's a promise
from me to you.

Tommy, Tommy!

[laughs]

All right, look, uh...

I'll get a bunch
of the boys,

I'll go find the guys
who're helping Stern.

No, you've
mucked it up enough.

I'll take care of it,
okay?

I already have
one of 'em.

He's in the limo
with Jilly.

Me and him are gonna have a nice
talk.

He'll tell me
lots of cute things.

And while he's
down there by the river

learning how
to breathe underwater

I'm gonna go over
and show these guys

how to pour
some concrete.

B.A., get us down.

What's up?
They got Face.

[sighs]

You got a light?

Sure.
Thanks.

[sighs]

Ah, nice.

Ah,

Mr. Tillis
has excellent taste.

'58, if I'm not mistaken.

[laughs]

Even I know sherry
doesn't have years.

No, I--I--I was speaking
of the original vintage

upon which
the sherry was based.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, oh.

[exclaims]

No.

Catch!

What happened?
Never mind. Just get them!

[tires screeching]

[tire blows]

It was them!

Look at that, look at that.

It had to be.

It's the same guys
that took the payroll.

You think, huh?

Yeah.

All right,
that's it.

I tried it your way.

A couple of accidents,
knock out his payroll.

I'll go in there
and do it the way it
should've been done.

The way you should've done it
from the top, you hear me?

Tommy.

Jilly,

you get me together
a good bunch of soldiers.

Tell them we got
four bozos here

with automatic weapons.

And we're gonna wrap them
in white satin by morning.

[tires screeching]

Animal cracker,
big guy?

Now?

Come on!

What kept you guys anyway?

Face, I told you to stay
close to Crazy Tommy T,

but you got
a little ridiculous.

You know what that
means now, don't you?

I mean, you don't just
kick Tommy T in the face

and then walk away.

No, you probably slide
away on a roller board

by the time he's finished
working on your knee caps.

I thought we were caught up
in a jurisdictional dispute

between hardhats.

But it looks like
we've kicked over a rock

and found a scorpion.

I'd think better with
a fresh cigar. Face?

Oh, I'm sorry, Hannibal.

I had to use
my last cigar to escape.

Oh, too bad.

Too bad?

[inaudible]

I don't think it'll take
more than an hour.

to get somebody to help you
if you need it, okay.

(Randy)
Hay, how's it going,
Uncle Mick?

Hey, couldn't be better.

We really beat those guys
this time, didn't we?

With a little help.

Yeah, with a little help.

Buy me a jelly roll.

Oh, no.
No jelly rolls for you.

It looks like maybe I spoke
a little too soon, huh?

B.A., get on that machine.

Mickey,
get your guys off the job.

What's going on?

(Face)
Denham's not the problem.

We kicked over
the real monster.

Crazy Tommy Tillis.

The mobster?

He used to own
this warehouse once.

Yeah, and he turned
your building site

into a mausoleum
for his ex-partner.

Tillis killed him and
Denham poured the concrete?

(Hannibal)
That's why you've had
so much interference.

They don't want you messing
with the foundations here.

You mean we've been
digging up a grave?

Hannibal, I'm more worried
about our graves.

That's why
I want you and your niece

and your men off this job.
Now move it.

But there's
only four of you.

(Mickey)
Yeah, he's got an army.

(Hannibal)
Yeah, well, the poor suckers
haven't got a chance.

(Mickey)
All right, all you men!

Get down out of that stuff,
let's get out of here!

Come on! Hurry up!
On the double! Let's move it!

Come on!
Get everybody out of here!

Hurry up, hurry up! Come on!

Come on, you move
out of here, too, come on.

Let's go!

[tires screeching]

[laughs]

They haven't
found it yet.

Yeah, where is everybody?

Haven't they
blown the whistle yet?

Stern is usually
here by now.

He's probably
in the office.

Hey, Stern! Hey!

You in there?

[bullets ricocheting]

[tires screeching]

What do you say, Tommy?

What gets you up
so early in the morning?

Come to pay your respects
to your dear departed partner?

You don't know who
you're messing with.

Oh, yeah, I do.

You're the king cockroach
around here.

Now, we can do this
the hard way or the easy way.

In about a minute,
I and my three friends

are gonna unleash on you
your worst nightmare.

You're gonna wish

the earth opened up
underneath your feet

and swallowed you whole.

What's the easy way?

That was the easy way.

[guns firing]

[explosion]

[rumbling]

[guns continue firing]

Nice.

Well, we're back
on schedule again.

The city's happy.

Once they understood
what was going on

they gave us all the time
we needed to catch up.

We're glad
to hear it.

You're not the only one
who's got plenty of time.

Crazy Tommy T is
gonna spend a lot of years

looking at walls.

Yeah, hard times. He gave it.
Now he's doing it.

Well, it couldn't happen
to a sweeter fellow.

Let's not forget
his buddy, Denham.

Yeah. Denham buried
Tommy's victim

and then cheerfully poured
concrete all over him.

My boys just jackhammered
through the cement

and, uh, found the evidence.

Talk about knowing
where the bodies are buried.

I am telling you,
the mere presence of a dog

a dog would have helped you
locate the deceased

more quickly.

And I just
happen to represent

a few highly
available dogs

and I'd be glad
to arrange their services

for you in the future.

For a reasonable cost,
of course.

Like how about a few dozen
of those animal crackers

you had
a while ago there.

Hey, Murdock,
cool it, will you?

B.A., weren't you going
to the barbershop

to get a haircut?

Oh, yeah. My hair
is getting a little long.

Face, you take Murdock back.

I'm going with B.A.

(Face)
I picked him up.
Now wait a minute.

Would you get your
hand out of my jacket?

I picked him up!

I don't want him
in my Vette!

What if he woofs out
on me again

and get hair on my seat,
drool on my...

Oh, don't be absurd.

You're talking to me
as if I was a dog.