All language subtitles for The A-Team (1983) - S02E09

(male narrator) In 1972, a
crack commando unit

was sent to prison
by a military court

for a crime
they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped
from a maximum-security
stockade

to the Los Angeles
underground.

Today, still wanted
by the government,

they survive as
soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem,
if no one else can help

and if you can find them,
maybe you can hire the A-Team.

[gun firing]

Okay, Shana,
shut her down.

I'll get the camera
and charts, Dad.

(Cal)
Move it. I want to make
the Maritime Office

and the Fish and Game
before 5:00.

Those pictures
we took of Garber

catching lobster
outside the restricted area

should open
somebody's eyes.

Yeah.

Dad.

Garber, you're on my dock.

It's private property.
Get off!

I don't like it
when people try
to sabotage my boats, Mayer.

[laughing]
Sabotage?

We didn't come
within 500 yards.

We took pictures,
we checked
the lobster beds underneath.

(Cal)
Now, we've been watching you.

We have evidence to prove
you're destroying the future
of this bay.

But we wouldn't
touch your boats.

When we stop you, Garber,
we're gonna do it legal.

You got
a big mouth, kid.

But I'll give you a break.

I'll let you stay in business,
provided you accept my deal.

What, give you half
of the profits
from our catch

like everyone else
around here?

(Doug)
Pay protection?

Listen, Garber,
we work hard for our money,
so why don't you take a walk?

No!

[grunts]

(Shana)
Dad.

[groans]

Your daddy and your brother
are stupid men, Shana.

Now, you better talk
some sense into them,

before somebody
finds them washed up

on one of these
beaches down here.

I run this town.

The sooner they accept that,
the longer they're gonna live.

[exhales loudly]

Why don't we, uh,

see if we can
help these folks out
with their boat, boys.

See it's running
all right. Okay?

[glass breaking]

[hissing]

[tires screeching]

(B.A.)
Hey, man, be careful
with my foot.

It ain't no packing crate.

(Face)
Don't you just love it?

We have 6 near-misses
with Col. Decker,

avoid half his platoon
back there on that bridge,

and then you go and step
on a rusty nail.

Some guys got
all the luck, B.A.

(Murdock)
That nail sure didn't.

He was screaming in pain
under your foot.

All scrunched up
on that board like that.

Poor little fellow
probably had a family
and everything.

Don't worry, B.A.,
we'll take care
of everything.

We'll get you a tetanus shot
and get you out of here

before Decker knows
where we're at.

Face, handle red tape.
I want to stick out here.
My pleasure.

(B.A.)
That's easy
for you to say.

[Face chuckling]

Murdock, why are you eating
a sandwich that's frozen?

I have to.
I'm allergic to microwaves.

It releases space hamsters
into my bloodstream.

Oh.

Have you gotten any word
on my father and brother yet?

Uh, excuse me.
How's our friend doing?

Cheery fellow
with the cut foot.

I'm afraid that your father's
in critical condition.

I think the doctor's
gonna suggest

that we move him
to Los Angeles
Memorial Hospital.

He'll get better
treatment there.

I mean, we don't have
the equipment here.

Los Angeles?

(nurse)
With all his
internal injuries,

he'll have
a better chance there.

We'll be releasing
your brother in just
a little while, though.

He's pretty banged up,
but he's gonna be all right.

Thanks.

What did you say your friend's
name was again, please?

Uh, Lothar Quint. With a "Q."

(Face)
You've probably seen him
on daytime soap operas.

Had a big guest role
on Search for Tomorrow.

Played a pro quarterback
who turned psychic.

Yeah, he was just marvelous.

Lothar?

Mmm-hmm.

Cool it, gang.
The sheriff just pulled up.

What's going on?
Somebody get hurt?

Yeah, Garber and his animals
came out to our boat
and tore it all up.

Beat up my dad
real bad. Doug, too.

You sure your Dad
didn't push him to it?

(Newman)
Cal can be
awful hard to take.

In fact, your whole family's
been stirring things up
around here for some time.

Should have known better
than to come to you for help.

You're afraid
of Garber.

[exhales]

But even more,
you're afraid that--that he's
gonna take away all that money

he's waving
in front of your face.

[sighs]

Give my best
to Doug and Cal.

Nice quiet little
seaside town, huh?

[door shuts]

Hey, B.A.,
how you feeling?

Lockjaw set in yet?

Get out of here,
sucker!

At least I don't
have lock-brain!

And don't forget,
I still got two feet,

so kicking you
ain't gonna be no problem.

[clicking]

Could I help you,
ma'am?

I guess this just
isn't my day.

[clinking]

You know, we couldn't
help but overhear,
and if you, uh,

feel like blowing off
a little steam,

we'd be glad to listen.

Leader to Hook.
Leader to Hook.
Come in, Colonel.

This is Decker. Over.

No dice at Seaside Memorial
or Coastline Hospital, sir.

That means they gotta be
at Lobster Bay Hospital.

It's the only other one
in the area.

And that blood we found
didn't come from
their flat tire.

Rendezvous there,
ASAP.

You obey
the speed signs, Captain,

and I'll bust you
down to your socks.

We're moving out now.

Let's hit it.

[sirens blaring]

[tires screeching]

Yeah.
And as soon as Garber's done
ripping off this place,

he--he'll just slither
up the coast
in his fancy boats

and wreck someplace else
where people have fished
for generations.

All he cares about
is profits.

And once he's wiped
out the lobster beds,

there's no way
they're gonna be able to
replenish themselves, right?

That's right.

Yeah, but I thought nature
always replenished itself.

It does. I mean,
look at me.

A few years ago,
I was a basket case.

It depends on how much
you take from nature, Amy.

And how much
you leave behind.

(Doug)
But Garber isn't gonna
leave anything.

If it was just
he and his men

there couldn't be
too much damage, but--

Yeah, but he makes
the fishermen give him
half their profits.

So they have to fish
twice as much
just to stay alive.

Straight extortion.

If the working people
don't pay Garber,
he breaks their arms.

I wouldn't be surprised
if next time
he tries to kill us.

I'm not so sure
he hasn't already
killed our father.

[inhales]

Maybe he's gonna beat us
this time after all.

Oh, I don't know.

I think you need some help.

Are you volunteering?

Yes, ma'am.

You're serious.

Yes, sir.

Well, I'm really glad
we're here.

That lady just walked into
a whole lot of help.

Except for old
Mr. Unipod, here.

Speaking of walked into.
Decker!

[sirens blaring]

(Decker)
There they are.

(Hannibal)
We're about to join
the medical profession.

[tires screeching]

All right.
I want a clean sweep.

All of them.

You two, around the back.
Let's go, men.

You two, take that hall. Go.

Perfect.

What the hell is this?

This is a sterile
operating room! Out, out!

Not here.

Are you people insane?

We're supposed
to operate here!

Will someone kindly
tell me what this
is all about?

Give it to me straight, Doc.

Will I ever play
the violin again?

Be careful, sucker.
This ain't no
funny car race.

(Murdock)
Leave the driving to us.

Come on! They're getting away!

[van starting]

[sirens blaring]

[machine gun firing]

Hannibal's on
the serious jazz.

Yeah, well, maybe we'll
get lucky and one day

modern medicine
will find a cure.

*[humming]

Murdock, this looks crazy
even for you.

B.A., it's just
animal vibe therapy.

I do it all the time
back at the V.A. to relax.

Thermador here is
helping me to cool out!

(Amy)
You been doing this
all your life?

Yeah, we started
helping Dad

as soon as we were
old enough to wrestle
a lobster from a trap.

How is your father?

Oh, I don't know.

Shana's with him
at a hospital in L.A.

Said she'd call as soon as
she found out anything.

What I can't figure out
is why some of the people
around here

don't help you take the bend
out of Garber's hook a little.

You know, stand up to him.
They're scared of him.

Anybody who tried to fight him
got hurt bad and gave up.

And those that
went along with him,

they stayed in business,
but they had
to give him a cut.

Half the profits.
Pretty deep cut.

(Doug)
Yeah.

How do you deal
with a man like this?

I mean, my father's
in the hospital,
hanging on by a thread.

I mean,
I want to stop Garber,

but I don't want
to lose my family
in the process.

We're sorry
about your father.

We can't do anything
about that.

But we can do
the next best thing.

And we'll do it to Garber.

Thanks, but, uh,

I couldn't ask you
to do that. It's too risky.

You don't have to ask us.

Guys like Garber attract us.

Uh, Hannibal, uh,

little Thermador here
wants to know
what we're gonna do?

I think it's time
for Mr. Garber
to learn a lesson

in the survival
of the toughest.

B.A., what do the repairs
on this boat look like?

It won't be easy, man.

I checked the engine.
It looked pretty bad.

Doug, is there
a marine supply house
around here?

Hagopian's Boat Yard is, uh,
half a mile down by the wharf.

But he won't
sell us anything.

He's in Garber's
back pocket.

Pockets are made
to be reached into.

Let's go, gang.

[growling]

[dog barking]

Cutter, shut up!

It's all right, fellas.
It's gonna be no problem
at all, no problem at all.

I'm a-vibin'
even as I speak.

[dog continues barking]

Bad vibes.
That's very bad vibes.

Nice dog.
What breed is he, piranha?

Say, uh, Mr. Hagopian,

we need some fiberglass
for a busted hull,

resin, brushes,
instruments, engine parts,

that's for an inboard,
not an outboard,

fuel tanks, fuel line.
It's all on this list.

Look, pal, this is a real
small town, you know.

There's only one boat
around here

needs the kind of stuff
you're talking about.

And the fella
I work for

says that boat stays
just the way it is.

So it looks like
I'm all out of everything.

Hey, jack,
I see the stuff we need
right over there.

And you're saying it's gone?

I'm saying I sell
to who I want to.

Now, you better
get off my property

before I turn Cutter
loose on you.

You should learn
to use your--your anger
more constructively.

You ever try meditating?

Hey, Hannibal,
I think we ought to
bust this guy's rudder.

Easy, B.A.

I'm sure Mr. Hagopian's
just a little cranky

because he got tired
polishing all
these nifty boats.

I'm sure he'll give us
just what we want
at the price we want.

You're never
gonna pull this off.

I don't mean to be
a know-it-all,
but we already have.

Fill it!

I'll go see
what I got back here.

You, uh, know, of course,
he'll go inside
and call Garber.

I certainly hope so.

I hate to go looking
for a sleaze like that

when we can have him
delivered to us.

[tires screeching]

Anybody we know, Thermy?

You wouldn't be
a suckfish named Garber,
would you?

Now, what would
you boys be wanting
with all this equipment here?

There's a message
in that for you.

Your little
protection racket
is over.

And if you lean
on the Mayers once more,

you're gonna be shopping
for some new kneecaps.

Face, read this guy
what he owes up to date.

My pleasure.

For extorted profits
from fishermen,

uh, damaged properties,
and for duress,

we figure you owe
the people of Lobster Bay
$300,000.

That's a tentative figure,
of course.

Probably a lot larger.

You people are real funny.

We supposed to be
scared of you guys?

That's up to you.

We'd like it
if you and your sisters

would grow some brains
and get out of town.

For good.

I suppose you
want your answer now.

Well,

you got it.

You're gonna be sorry
you did that!

Sorry you did that!

[yelling]

[groaning]

(B.A.)
Murdock, you fool!

[groans]

You've been warned, Garber.

Let's go.

Look what they did
to Thermy, Hannibal.

Maybe I could put
some water on him in--

No.

But his spirit lives,
Captain.

Thermy will get
another chance, Murdock.

Garber isn't half done,
if I read him right.

Yeah?

Miss Mayer?

Yes.

I'm Col. Decker,
Military Police.

This is Capt. Crane.

Howdy. You guys
recruiting?

We're sorry to trouble you,
but we have information

that you were seen
at the emergency
hospital yesterday,

talking to some people
that Col. Decker's
looking for.

They're escaped
military prisoners.

Extremely dangerous.

Who? Those folks
just passing through?

Mmm-hmm.

(Shana)
Oh, we barely spoke.

And if you're asking if I know
where they might be,

I have no idea.

Ma'am, I'm not
calling you a liar,

but regulations require
that we check the premises

of any person who's reported
to have been seen
with these individuals.

How do we know
they're not holding
a gun on you right now?

Well, you got
a search warrant?

Son, when you can
get a warrant
as quick as I can,

you don't need one.

Now, you want
to step aside?

This'll only
take a minute.

[gun cocking]

(Murdock)
One van, well hidden,
hold the mayo.

[doorbell ringing]

The Army was here
looking for you.

Don't tell me
Col. Decker came by here?

You didn't tell us
the Army was after you.
What did you do?

That's a long story.

B.A., better
keep a lookout.

All I can tell you is we're
right and they're wrong,
and hope you believe us.

Well, they forced
their way inside, checked
the house from top to bottom.

So they're awful
anxious to get you.

It's getting a bit cozy,
Hannibal.

Yeah. We'll have
to speed it up. Take care
of Garber and get out of town.

I don't know how you
expect to do that.

Garber has so many
of the local fishermen
under his thumb

that they're out
in shifts 24 hours
depleting the beds.

Maybe it's just not
realistic that you can
take care of Garber

and get away
from this Col. Decker
at the same time.

We enjoy challenges.

All we need is
a couple of hours.

We'll have
this onion peeled.

(Hannibal)
Let's get a move on.

In the mean time, Face,
you might renew
your acquaintance

with your old friend, uh,
Magnificent Templeton.

[door closes]

*[humming]

[clears throat]

Oh, hi.

Bonsoir, madame.

[French accent]
Allow me to introduce myself.

I am
The Magnificent Templeton.

Prestidigitator
extraordinaire.

Magnificent Templeton?
Oui.

A--a magician?

I prefer to think
of myself

more as a man possessed
of the fantastic powers.

You have perhaps seen me
on the American TV program,
Merv Griffin? Oui?

Non.

[laughing]

A sense of humor.
I like this. Voila.

[laughing]

Wowee!

That is...

Yeah.

You know,

maybe I have
seen you on TV.

But of course.
Now, to business.

You are Freddy, oui?

No. Freddy's
is up the street.

But--but he's on vacation.

Anyway,
that's Freddy's Scuba.

This is Betty's Scuba.

Wrong shop.

Ah, Betty, Freddy.

It's a very
similar sound, is it not?

Betty, Freddy,
Freddy, Betty,
Betty, Freddy.

What kind of
an accent is that?

I mean, 'cause I've
never exactly heard
one just like that before.

I mean,
where are you from?

[gasps]

I'll bet you're
from Switzerland

or somewhere
like that, right?

Not Switzerland.

Look,

you seem like
a nice girl, Betty.

I can't just stand here
and lie to you like this.

Fact is, I only do the accent
to make my manager happy.

You know, he swears
that if I don't do
the accent all the time,

that The Magnificent Templeton
will lose credibility, see.

Well, it's amazing
the way you do it.

I was fooled. Really!

Ah, well, Betty,
it's all part
of the game of magic.

[inhales]

Fantasy is my middle name.

Anyway, getting back to magic.

If Freddy's out of town,
I, uh, definitely
have a problem.

Well,

is there anything
I could do?

Oh, no, no.
I don't want to trouble you.

You see, it's just
that I gotta do

this benefit show
up north, you know,

and I was robbed this morning
at my motel, at gunpoint.

They even took
my air tanks.

Air tanks?
Mmm.

Ah, that's for the

Tank of Doom illusion.

Tank of Doom?

Yeah, it's unbelievable.

See, I've got
this large water tank

that's divided
into two chambers
by a glass partition.

Now, on one side,
all bound up and tied--

You?
Moi.

And on the other side
is a shark.

A great white.

You got it.

Now, there's an hourglass
timer full of sand, see.

And when the sand runs out,
that releases a lever
that raises the partition.

W-what if you're
not out of there?

Jaws 4.

Now, without
the air tanks, see,
I can't even attempt it.

And now that Freddy's
out of town--

And he'll be gone
for a month, at least.

When--when did you
need the tanks?

Tonight.

It's for a TV special.

It's being picked up
by satellite,
shown all over the world.

All the networks
are bidding for it.

It's gonna be shown
in London, France,
Paris, Uruguay--

Well, you have
to have air tanks.

Oh, Betty, no, no.

You're suggesting
that you loan me...

No, no, I--

We hardly know each other.

Well...

Sure. I mean, I don't want
to see you get eaten up.

Oh, Betty,
you are wonderful.

Look, the whole thing will be
in the can by tonight.

I'll bring the stuff back,

and, uh, you and I will go out
and find ourselves
a little maison,

let the wine flow,
the candles flicker.

I'll start filling
the tanks.

Boy, I sure am glad
I met you.

Me, too.

(Face)
Oh, come on.

Hi, there.

Boy, is it stuffy in here.

By the way,
these are very good.

I, uh, I loved the Danish,
but you know,

they could use
just a pinch more cinnamon.

(Face)
All right, Hannibal.

Here's your aquaman costume,

[thudding]

right down to the flippers.

Now, what do you
expect to do with it?

What do you mean, me?

Oh, come on,
I got the stuff.

Let somebody else
get wet in it.

It's time for you and Murdock
to explore the murky depths.

Hannibal, you know
I have a sinus problem.

I go down there,
I'm clog-city for weeks.

I'll sound like a bus.

(Murdock)
Oh, come on, Face.
We could have lots of fun.

I mean,
fish are tons of fun.

Lots of them have
a great sense of humor.

Some of them watch TV
and everything.

The two of you could
really have a ball.

I didn't know
you were a diver, Face.

(Face)
I'm not.

Hannibal and B.A.
are the guys

with the experience
below the water line,
mining bridges in Nam.

Now come on, Hannibal,
why don't you do it?

You know he's got
a point there, Hannibal.

B.A.'s got an excuse from
the nurse because of his foot,
but what about you?

Well, it's simple,
I'm the planner.

I plan better in dry air.
Oh!

Besides, B.A. and I
have been working out.

You two look a little flabby.

Flabby?

Just exactly what are we
supposed to do
down there, Hannibal,

other than not
drink the water?

Make it hot for Garber.

Now come on,
we got work to do.

[groaning]

[hissing]

[sputtering]

(Face)
Give me a hand.

All right.

[grunting]

(B.A.)
Watch out for that hose.

Watch out for the hose.

There. All right.

(Face)
I got it.

[grunting]

All things considered,
I'd, uh, like to do this
in the Bahamas next time.

You know, Hannibal,
going back down there again,

I almost had the feeling
that Therm was there with me.

He is, fool.
You got the claw
in your pocket.

Now, did you get
the charges set?

Ready to go boom.

Do it.

Okay, yank 'em.
Man wants to get in quick.

Hannibal, may I?
For the Therm?

(Hannibal)
Let's get to the boat, B.A.

What's going on out here?

(Lennox)
Someone's been messing
with our traps.

Found a bottle
in that one over there.

Oh, that's cute.

"Lobster are red,
water is blue.

Put up your hands
and look behind you."

Right.

(Hannibal)
Up in the air!

[machine guns firing]

We're gonna balance
some scales
around here, Garber.

You know what
piracy is, mister?

Yeah. I know what extortion
and a protection racket
is, too, pal.

We're just here
to make a little point.

We want you to know
what it feels like
to get your toes stepped on.

When we were down there
setting the explosives,

we took some pictures
of the undersized,
illegal lobsters you catch.

A friend of ours
writes for a syndicate
of 80 newspapers.

She'll love
a story like this.

I figure in a couple of days
the whole country
will know about you.

Well, you ain't gonna
get away with this.

Funny.

Every time
somebody says that to me

they wind up
eating those words
on sourdough.

(Decker)
Not this time, Smith!

(Decker)
Check the boat.

Nobody's in the boat.

Nobody's in the boat, sir.

You gotta watch
that guy, Decker.

Tie 'em up and shut 'em up!

[laughing]

All right, let's go.
Move it!

Head for that shed.

Well, you really know
how to do things right,
Colonel.

A baby-blue shed.
What do you say, Face?

Yeah, West Point
all the way.

Nothing's too good
for you.

And don't worry.

I've sent for
military transport.

It'll be here
in an hour.

By tomorrow morning,

you'll be eating breakfast
with 500 guys just like you.

Uh, there is nobody
just like us.

You really think
you're gonna
put us away, don't you?

Yeah, and I back up
what I think.

I hope you
haven't bet any money
on that, pal.

I hope you enjoy
your little stay
in the slammer, buster.

(Decker)
Cut it, Garber!

If you hadn't
cooperated with me,

I'd turn you over
to the police, the FBI,
anybody who'd have you.

We sure get holy
after we get
what we want, don't we?

I never do agree
with Col. Smith

but your little
protection scam cuts
about as much ice with me

as it does with him.

Now pull up your
last load of traps

and get out of this town
before I run you in.

Garber hates Decker,
Decker hates Garber.

Perfect.

Well, you just
listen to this.

I get washed
out of this thing,
I ain't going alone.

I'll take a big chunk
of your friends with me.

Bet on it.

Go on, inside.

[grunts]

Watch it, sucker!
I got a bad foot.

You shove me again
and I'll wrap that gun
around your face.

Hey, Hannibal,
if you ever had a plan,
we're gonna need one now.

The truck gets here
within the hour.

I've got a plan,
but it's for Garber
and Decker.

I'm not worried
about us,

but Garber would kill
Doug and Shana in a minute.

Nobody's gonna kill us.

Well, there's nothing
we can do about it now.

Unless...

Unless?

You mean Murdock?

[scoffs]

Well, I guess
what they say
is true.

America is
running out of heroes.

Ah, Murdock will
pop up somewhere.

Amy!

Murdock, what happened?

We're in big trouble.
Big trouble.

The unit was captured
by Decker.

There was an ambush
on Garber's boat.

So what are we gonna do?
Oh, don't worry about that.

I thought about something
while swimming in.

The water sort of
clears the brain.

Is there anything
we can do to help?

Thanks, but I don't want you
getting in trouble over us.
This thing's getting bigger.

What's your idea?

I figure that Decker
is a creature of habit.

And he would never
come down after us

with heavy wheels
weighing him down.

So he's gonna have
to reach out
and grab Uncle Sam

and get
a transport down here.

The closest base from here
is Fort Newton.

That's about
100 miles north.

Okay, okay--okay--okay.

That means he's gonna have
to head down the highway

south, straight through town.

Amy,

I'm gonna make you
feel real wanted.

You know what I mean?

Real wanted.

[tires screeching]

Hold it, mister!

Mind your own business,
dough boy!

We're breaking up
and she won't give me
my letterman jacket back.

Why don't you
lose that cap pistol
and take a lap?

[gun cocks]

Yeah.
You leave my boyfriend alone.

I knew you couldn't take it
without me, baby.

Turn around,
turn around.

March.

All ready to go,
Mr. Garber.

We can shove out of town
any time you want.

We ain't leaving
town yet, Lennox.

I want to pay my respects
to the Mayers.

You know, we've been here
almost an hour.

Don't tell me
what time it is!

Tell me what a great plan
you just thought of.

You still think Amy
and Murdock are gonna
get us out of here?

Bet on it.

Yeah. I got no choice.

Here it comes.

Get 'em out, Captain,
and keep 'em
under heavy guard.

Incidentally,
I did a little figuring.

Our odds are about
20 to 1, give or take.

I just thought
you'd like to know that.

Thanks, Murdock.

You better put it on.
This bag of chips
could get pretty hairy. Okay?

Two, three, one.

Uh-oh.
Still think we're
gonna get rescued?

Why not?

[machine gun firing]

I want to hear the guns
hit the deck, gentlemen.

You're gritting
your teeth, Decker.

(Face)
Go on, inside! Move!

You're wasting
the best years
of your life

trying to catch people
you're never gonna catch.

Let me give you
some advice.

Go back to your hometown.
Open up an Army-Navy store.

You're a born clerk.

B.A.

[Hannibal chuckles]

All right.
Let's go.

Garber's leaving town,
but he'll go after
Doug and Shana first.

(Amy)
They're back working
on their boat.

(Hannibal)
Then that's
where it'll happen.

What's this?

Shana.

Your family's caused me
an awful lot of trouble.

Enough to kill us over?

How's your daddy?

Break it up!

First we're gonna
bust up the boat.

Then we're gonna
take care of you.

You've lost, Garber.

Oh, yeah?

Where did you hear
that fairy tale at?

From me.

It's called
The Three Little Pigs
Named Garber.

I thought you'd enjoy
the same surprise
you had for us.

Yeah. One good turn
deserves another.

[machine guns firing]

[gun clicks]

Face, I'm out of ammo.
Cover me.

Hold it right there, Popeye.
Dropamente.

[grunts]

[grunts]

Come on!

Come on!

[yelling]

[yells]

That's for my foot, sucker!

[panting]

[yells]

(Hannibal)
You got two choices, Garber.

Either you get out of town
and never come back,

or we'll tow you
so far out to sea,

the next thing you'll see
is Australia.

(Murdock)
You know
what'll happen then?

Your mail will start
stacking up,

forever.

You guys don't have
any authority over me.

I know you're
a bunch of criminals
on the run from the Army.

You can't threaten me.

What do you call this?

It's okay, B.A.

I kind of hoped
he'd say that.

(Hannibal)
Here, Doug, keep that on him

till Decker gets here.

Of course, we'll have to
duck out so as to miss him,

but, uh, he'll be thrilled
to see you haven't left town.

He gets his jollies
sticking people

in boxes the size
of coffee cups.

You ought to fit just fine.

(Hannibal)
We tend to frustrate him.

He'll take it out on you.

Decker finally catches
somebody: Garber.

[both laughing]

I love it when a plan
comes together.

(Doug)
You should have seen the look
on Garber's face

when the Army showed up
and hauled him off.

(Hannibal)
I'd like to see the look
on Decker's face.

He didn't catch
what he was fishing for.

(Shana)
Yeah, we're real glad
about that, too.

You guys have been
real good to us,

criminals or not.

I'm glad
your father's all right.

Are you kidding?
When I called to tell him
Garber was through,

he started making plans
to jog home.

Sounds like a man
on the road to health.

Yeah, he's just sorry
he didn't get a chance
to meet you all.

(Face)
Well, you never know.

We do travel a great deal.

Well, I don't know
about you guys,

but I was thinking of just
s-swimming right on
up the coast some day

and then surfing right on in
and saying hey.

Shut up, fool.
You ain't no fish.

Oh, yeah?
I can pucker up like one.

Besides, I like them
fish vibes.

I tell you, they got
something real peaceful
going on down there.

Right, Therm, my man?

Listen, Murdock,
I'm sick and tired

of your dead lobster
and your dumb vibes.

Cut it out, B.A.

Just because Therm
has been reduced to a claw,

it don't mean
he ain't got no vibes.

He's just keeping
them on low beam,

so he don't end up
in a bisque somewhere

in some sleazy restaurant.

You don't hear
no vibes.

You don't hear nothin'
but your pea brain
rolling around in your head.

Come on, B.A.,
give the man a break.

No, man, not this time.
Gonna teach this sucker
a lesson.

Now, B.A.,
let's be rational.

We must behave
like grown men.

Like civilized adults.

The--the man said,
"Give the m-man a break,"
so give me a break!

How about I
give you a ride?

You want to be
like the fish so much,
why don't you join them?

He did it!
I don't believe he did it!

Now, vibe on that, sucker!

[laughs]

Vibe on that?