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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,801 --> 00:00:18,874 Hello? It's time to wake up. It's your birthday. 2 00:00:19,521 --> 00:00:24,277 You're not stirring. You don't want to waste a single minute. Tick-tick. 3 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:28,395 Don't you ever want to have a baby? Your ovaries are shrinking! 4 00:00:28,642 --> 00:00:33,318 Honey, your face is on borrowed time. Get up before your eggs dry up! 5 00:00:35,042 --> 00:00:36,680 Now! 6 00:00:49,923 --> 00:00:50,912 Oh... 7 00:00:51,683 --> 00:00:53,082 ...God. 8 00:01:05,284 --> 00:01:08,276 - What's wrong? - It's time for my first face-lift. 9 00:01:08,524 --> 00:01:09,274 Ally. 10 00:01:09,484 --> 00:01:14,080 I'm not just saying it. I'm not just having one of my birthday reactions. 11 00:01:15,084 --> 00:01:17,280 I really need it. Just... 12 00:01:18,205 --> 00:01:19,399 ...look at me. 13 00:01:19,605 --> 00:01:21,243 You don't look a day over 40. 14 00:01:26,005 --> 00:01:27,324 Kidding! 15 00:01:30,405 --> 00:01:31,838 I've been down this road 16 00:01:33,366 --> 00:01:35,163 Cloudy Skies, Chance of Parade 17 00:01:35,646 --> 00:01:39,685 Walking the line That's painted by pride 18 00:01:40,246 --> 00:01:42,521 And I have made mistakes in my life 19 00:01:42,766 --> 00:01:46,441 That I just can't hide 20 00:01:47,046 --> 00:01:49,640 Oh, I believe I am ready 21 00:01:49,886 --> 00:01:53,596 For what love has to bring 22 00:01:54,207 --> 00:01:56,721 I got myself together 23 00:01:56,927 --> 00:02:01,159 Yeah, now I'm ready to sing 24 00:02:01,407 --> 00:02:04,558 I've been searching my soul tonight 25 00:02:04,807 --> 00:02:08,118 I know there's so much more to life 26 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:11,126 Now I know I can shine a light 27 00:02:11,368 --> 00:02:14,724 To find my way back home 28 00:02:16,128 --> 00:02:19,518 Oh, baby, yeah 29 00:02:19,728 --> 00:02:23,084 Oh, yeah 30 00:02:48,610 --> 00:02:51,522 Okay, let's get started. First up... 31 00:02:51,730 --> 00:02:54,290 - Where's Ally? - She called in "older. " 32 00:02:54,490 --> 00:02:57,243 - Excuse me. - Her birthday. She called in older. 33 00:02:57,450 --> 00:02:58,599 Does that mean she's not coming in? 34 00:02:58,810 --> 00:03:01,723 I thought we were having a party. How can we not celebrate? 35 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:04,047 She's a member of our family here. 36 00:03:04,251 --> 00:03:07,687 You're entirely too happy. I want to meet this computer date. 37 00:03:08,131 --> 00:03:11,965 Next up, Dale vs. Hobey. Whose is that? A patient suing a doctor? 38 00:03:12,171 --> 00:03:14,082 - What are you doing? - Beg your pardon? 39 00:03:14,331 --> 00:03:16,845 You said, "Next up. " That's what I say. 40 00:03:17,051 --> 00:03:18,770 You're not vested with that. 41 00:03:18,972 --> 00:03:21,202 As a senior partner, if a staff meeting stalls... 42 00:03:21,412 --> 00:03:24,609 ...I'm behooved to move it along. I can exercise that prerogative. 43 00:03:24,812 --> 00:03:29,442 You say, "Move along," but I say "First up. Next up. " Those are my sayings. 44 00:03:29,652 --> 00:03:32,212 Well, fine. Forgive me. Move along. 45 00:03:34,092 --> 00:03:37,005 Fine. Next up, Dale versus Hobey. 46 00:03:37,213 --> 00:03:39,681 Patient suing doctor for a bad nose job. 47 00:03:39,893 --> 00:03:44,489 The client'll be here at 11. John? Nelle? If you could jump in... 48 00:03:44,973 --> 00:03:46,611 - I'm sorry. - What's the matter? 49 00:03:49,653 --> 00:03:53,533 I'm not... It's not a case I want to take on. Thank you. 50 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:57,522 It's malpractice. We've looked to get into this. I need you. 51 00:03:57,734 --> 00:04:01,010 It's just I have a thing... 52 00:04:02,254 --> 00:04:04,484 ...about that. - About what? 53 00:04:04,734 --> 00:04:07,487 Noses. Okay, I'm not proud of it. 54 00:04:07,734 --> 00:04:10,693 I was traumatized once by a teacher with a big... 55 00:04:10,935 --> 00:04:12,448 Caught me staring at his n... 56 00:04:12,855 --> 00:04:15,369 Look, John, I need you and Nelle... 57 00:04:15,575 --> 00:04:18,453 Could I be allowed to rest on occasion? 58 00:04:18,655 --> 00:04:22,853 One of the perks of being a partner is getting associates to do the work... 59 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:26,570 ...while partners go off and eat waffles! Move along! Next up... 60 00:04:26,775 --> 00:04:28,289 ...what have we got? 61 00:04:34,456 --> 00:04:35,684 We're interviewing here? 62 00:04:35,896 --> 00:04:37,488 - In the waiting room? - It's not... 63 00:04:37,696 --> 00:04:39,095 It's where I was waiting. 64 00:04:39,336 --> 00:04:40,689 - What about there? - The conference room. 65 00:04:40,936 --> 00:04:42,813 - Where's your office? - This is it. 66 00:04:43,056 --> 00:04:44,125 - The waiting room? - It's not. 67 00:04:44,336 --> 00:04:46,692 - Where would my office be? - Lf you could... 68 00:04:46,897 --> 00:04:51,254 The headhunter said "young, respected litigator looking for an associate. " 69 00:04:51,737 --> 00:04:53,932 How do I work without proper facilities? Where's the computer? 70 00:04:54,137 --> 00:04:58,210 Where's the assistant? Where's the library? Where are the clients? 71 00:04:58,417 --> 00:05:02,809 I would see clients if there were any waiting. I'm in the waiting room. 72 00:05:03,058 --> 00:05:04,696 I don't think I can be a lawyer here. 73 00:05:05,738 --> 00:05:08,332 That's too bad. In my mind I'd already hired you... 74 00:05:08,738 --> 00:05:09,568 You did? 75 00:05:09,778 --> 00:05:10,927 Mm-hm. 76 00:05:11,138 --> 00:05:14,210 - Why? - Because I like you. 77 00:05:14,978 --> 00:05:16,616 Now you're messing with me. 78 00:05:16,818 --> 00:05:19,891 Excuse me. I'm looking for Mr. Larry Paul. 79 00:05:22,259 --> 00:05:23,487 You're Sting. 80 00:05:24,299 --> 00:05:25,414 Yes. 81 00:05:25,619 --> 00:05:26,893 I'm Larry Paul. 82 00:05:31,139 --> 00:05:33,095 What is this, to impress me? 83 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:34,573 Because I'm not. 84 00:05:34,779 --> 00:05:37,533 I'm impressed with you, just not with him. 85 00:05:37,740 --> 00:05:40,538 We'll be with you soon. Mind waiting? You're in the right room. 86 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,095 If you don't mind, I have a bit of a legal crisis. 87 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:44,210 Okay. 88 00:05:44,420 --> 00:05:46,888 Okay. I'll open a file. 89 00:05:48,460 --> 00:05:49,654 Last name? 90 00:05:55,101 --> 00:05:59,219 From what I understand, you requested the surgeon enlarge your nose. 91 00:05:59,421 --> 00:06:03,653 But not like this. This is too big. I'm disfig... 92 00:06:06,701 --> 00:06:08,612 I apologize. 93 00:06:10,821 --> 00:06:13,541 Why did you ask him to make it bigger? 94 00:06:13,742 --> 00:06:16,415 I'm a female impersonator, Ms. Porter. 95 00:06:16,622 --> 00:06:20,092 Over the years, Barbra Streisand's become my biggest character. 96 00:06:20,302 --> 00:06:23,214 Many events hire me to do Barbra Streisand alone. 97 00:06:23,462 --> 00:06:26,215 Anyway, the prosthetic nose I was using... 98 00:06:26,422 --> 00:06:28,572 It distracted me in my performance... 99 00:06:28,782 --> 00:06:31,502 ...so I thought I'd have mine enlarged a little. 100 00:06:31,703 --> 00:06:34,900 So you asked the surgeon to make you look like Streisand. 101 00:06:35,143 --> 00:06:37,782 I asked him to make my nose a little bigger. 102 00:06:38,303 --> 00:06:40,498 You see, I'm also an actor. And this... 103 00:06:45,543 --> 00:06:46,578 I apologize. 104 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,933 I just came out of a relationship... 105 00:06:50,144 --> 00:06:53,534 So you're suing your surgeon for... 106 00:06:53,784 --> 00:06:56,344 Look at me. Do you really have to ask? 107 00:07:07,785 --> 00:07:12,222 It was a concert. My client gave a concert to 17,000 people. 108 00:07:12,425 --> 00:07:15,178 But his affection, Your Honor, was directed to one person. 109 00:07:15,385 --> 00:07:17,580 My client's wife, seated in the second row. 110 00:07:17,785 --> 00:07:21,300 You allege Mr. Sting tried to break up your client's marriage? 111 00:07:21,505 --> 00:07:23,064 That's exactly what we allege. 112 00:07:23,266 --> 00:07:27,418 Her obsession has interfered horribly with their marital relations. 113 00:07:27,626 --> 00:07:28,661 Oh, please. 114 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:32,461 I'm not confident you appreciate the severity of these allegations. 115 00:07:32,666 --> 00:07:35,339 You can't hold a performer liable for his stage performance. 116 00:07:35,546 --> 00:07:39,301 The defendant engaged in emotionally and sexually suggestive conduct. 117 00:07:39,547 --> 00:07:44,382 My client's wife became enraptured, which threatens to break them up. 118 00:07:44,587 --> 00:07:47,385 Mr. Sting knows he has this effect on women. 119 00:07:47,587 --> 00:07:52,183 It's foreseeable his conduct could be counterproductive to a marriage. 120 00:07:52,387 --> 00:07:57,462 To excuse his responsibility because he committed this action on a stage? 121 00:07:57,668 --> 00:07:59,943 Well! None of us can be... 122 00:08:00,148 --> 00:08:01,945 ...comfortable with that. 123 00:08:02,228 --> 00:08:07,143 I think it's ridiculous, but I won't kick a case out without discovery. 124 00:08:07,428 --> 00:08:11,819 - Let's depose the parties, then. - Your Honor? You can't be serious. 125 00:08:12,028 --> 00:08:16,500 Despite my perky nature, I am quite capable of being serious. 126 00:08:16,749 --> 00:08:20,708 - My client's only here until tomorrow. - Then take the depositions today. 127 00:08:20,909 --> 00:08:21,898 Adjourned. 128 00:08:51,351 --> 00:08:53,342 Come on, you'll be late for work. 129 00:08:53,551 --> 00:08:56,702 If it's my birthday, can't I let it be my day? 130 00:08:56,951 --> 00:09:01,786 If you were celebrating, that would be great, but you're miserating. 131 00:09:01,991 --> 00:09:05,461 You're not a pathetic, lonely, single, desperate woman... 132 00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:08,505 ...on the verge of spinsterhood, like last year. 133 00:09:09,072 --> 00:09:10,710 You got a man. 134 00:09:12,232 --> 00:09:14,109 All you ever wanted out of life: 135 00:09:14,312 --> 00:09:17,987 To latch on to a husband and wear nice outfits. 136 00:09:18,192 --> 00:09:21,309 This is your dream. It's coming true, so be happy. 137 00:09:23,232 --> 00:09:24,746 Seriously, Ally. 138 00:09:26,073 --> 00:09:27,222 Is something wrong? 139 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:31,984 Well, I guess something must be, but I just don't know what it is. 140 00:09:32,193 --> 00:09:36,505 It's probably just the birthday blues. Go to work. I'm fine. 141 00:09:36,753 --> 00:09:38,425 - You sure? - Yeah, sure. 142 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:44,312 You won't get out of going to the bar, though. 143 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:16,912 Oh. 144 00:10:55,638 --> 00:10:58,994 - Can I call you Al? Do you prefer Mc? - It's Ally. 145 00:10:59,198 --> 00:11:00,950 The guy obviously doesn't want to marry you. 146 00:11:01,158 --> 00:11:02,830 - How do you know? - Did he ask you? 147 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:04,676 What makes you think I want to marry him? 148 00:11:04,878 --> 00:11:05,913 You don't seem like the mistress type. 149 00:11:06,158 --> 00:11:08,468 If you were moving in with a guy you have no intention to marry... 150 00:11:08,679 --> 00:11:10,874 - I never said I had no intentions. - Are you a mistress? 151 00:11:11,079 --> 00:11:12,876 No, I am not a mistress. 152 00:11:13,079 --> 00:11:15,149 - Why live with a guy afraid... - How do you know...? 153 00:11:15,359 --> 00:11:16,189 He didn't ask! 154 00:11:25,079 --> 00:11:29,676 Oh, don't you even think of shooting me. 155 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:33,034 You're not real, okay? You don't scare me. 156 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:37,995 You want to shoot me, you go ahead. Go ahead, I dare you. Shoot. Shoot! 157 00:11:44,321 --> 00:11:48,872 The nose he contracted for, and the nose we gave him. 158 00:11:49,441 --> 00:11:51,397 Can I see that in profile? 159 00:11:51,601 --> 00:11:52,875 With pleasure. 160 00:11:56,641 --> 00:11:58,711 Okay. Could you turn, Harold? 161 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:09,759 All right. It does look bigger on Harold. 162 00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:13,921 We adhered strictly to the agreed-upon measurements: Three centimeters. 163 00:12:14,162 --> 00:12:16,357 - He asked for Barbra Streisand. - You gave me Karl Malden. 164 00:12:16,562 --> 00:12:20,033 - I didn't give you Karl Malden. - All right, all right. 165 00:12:20,243 --> 00:12:23,201 - Keep it constructive. - Durante would've sent this back. 166 00:12:23,403 --> 00:12:27,442 You said Streisand's the biggest part of your act. It's what you wanted. 167 00:12:27,643 --> 00:12:31,431 Look, why can't we just redo it? Get a new nose job. 168 00:12:31,643 --> 00:12:33,395 Yeah. Tell him. 169 00:12:34,043 --> 00:12:35,921 The cartilage is... 170 00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:39,158 ...compromised now. Another surgery... 171 00:12:39,364 --> 00:12:43,118 So he's stuck with that hooter? Uh, honker? 172 00:12:45,084 --> 00:12:48,838 Poop. Sorry, I just came out of a relationship. 173 00:12:49,684 --> 00:12:53,473 What about this, doctor? Can you not reverse the damage? 174 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,915 Unfortunately, it'd be tough. 175 00:12:56,125 --> 00:13:01,040 This is the nose he contracted for! I can show you the specs and plans. 176 00:13:01,245 --> 00:13:04,999 Plans? We're not talking about a new kitchen. That'd be a smaller job. 177 00:13:05,205 --> 00:13:06,240 - I'm offended. - All right. 178 00:13:06,445 --> 00:13:10,962 This is good work. The septum's perfect. He has no problem breathing. 179 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:15,478 - Nor is this a ventilation issue. - No, it's an aesthetic one. 180 00:13:15,686 --> 00:13:19,201 Aesthetically, that's exactly the nose he hired me to give him. 181 00:13:19,406 --> 00:13:23,399 And this? This is about something else altogether, isn't it? 182 00:13:23,606 --> 00:13:26,439 - No, it isn't. - I know the real reason. 183 00:13:26,646 --> 00:13:29,320 - It's not about that. - Do they know? 184 00:13:35,207 --> 00:13:39,997 When no one else can understand me 185 00:13:40,207 --> 00:13:43,563 When everything I do is wrong 186 00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:45,086 This isn't a duet. 187 00:13:45,288 --> 00:13:48,166 You give me hope and consolation 188 00:13:48,368 --> 00:13:50,120 And it's not hot. 189 00:13:50,328 --> 00:13:54,037 You give me strength to carry on 190 00:13:54,248 --> 00:13:56,045 And you're always there 191 00:13:56,248 --> 00:13:57,567 It's not a duet. 192 00:13:57,888 --> 00:13:59,526 It's not hot. 193 00:14:00,888 --> 00:14:03,323 - When am I even supposed to sing? ... do 194 00:14:04,649 --> 00:14:07,721 That's the wonder 195 00:14:08,649 --> 00:14:12,403 The wonder of you 196 00:14:12,649 --> 00:14:15,641 - Elaine. - It's your verse. Make it hot. 197 00:14:15,849 --> 00:14:17,726 - I won't sing this. - It's for Ally. 198 00:14:17,929 --> 00:14:20,239 And when you smile The world is brighter 199 00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:25,929 You touch my hand And I'm a king 200 00:14:26,690 --> 00:14:30,808 I don't care how many people were there. He sang directly to my wife. 201 00:14:31,010 --> 00:14:35,288 - He knows it, she knows it, I know it. - Don't tell me what I know. 202 00:14:35,490 --> 00:14:39,040 I'm not comfortable with you here. You're not party to these proceedings. 203 00:14:39,251 --> 00:14:43,722 My love life's on trial. He wants me here. He can't say so in public. 204 00:14:43,971 --> 00:14:47,202 - I don't even know you. - You know my heart! You sang to it! 205 00:14:47,411 --> 00:14:50,244 We have one day to do this. We'll hear from Lewis. 206 00:14:50,451 --> 00:14:52,885 - Then you'll get your chance. - Fine. 207 00:14:54,051 --> 00:14:55,531 He sang to it. 208 00:14:55,732 --> 00:14:58,246 What do you think Mr. Sting did, exactly? 209 00:14:58,852 --> 00:15:03,767 He sang the song "We'll Be Together" and he looked straight at Melissa. 210 00:15:03,972 --> 00:15:05,644 - He did. - Ma'am? 211 00:15:06,612 --> 00:15:08,887 - He wooed her. - He wooed her? 212 00:15:09,092 --> 00:15:10,730 With the song. He wooed her. 213 00:15:10,972 --> 00:15:14,170 It's hard enough making a marriage work. Any marriage. 214 00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:17,445 What hope does a man like me have with a rock star pursuing his wife? 215 00:15:17,653 --> 00:15:20,167 - I didn't pursue your wife. - Don't lie, Stinger! 216 00:15:20,373 --> 00:15:22,170 - "Stinger"? - Not comfortable. 217 00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:23,641 You brought a tape deck? 218 00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:27,812 Yes. To show you. My attorney thought you'd like a demonstration. 219 00:15:28,013 --> 00:15:29,766 - I think we'd all like that. - Oh, my God. 220 00:15:29,974 --> 00:15:32,442 - Never mind, Melissa. - Don't do this. I beg you. 221 00:15:32,654 --> 00:15:33,723 Why don't you show us now, if you don't mind. 222 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,123 Of course. 223 00:15:36,254 --> 00:15:39,326 - I'm not a professional, like him. - Understood. 224 00:15:40,254 --> 00:15:41,573 It was like this. 225 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:46,170 He looked at her and he danced at her... 226 00:15:46,774 --> 00:15:47,685 ...like this. 227 00:15:51,495 --> 00:15:53,213 Not the same. Trust me. 228 00:15:54,415 --> 00:15:55,291 Am I wrong, Stinger? 229 00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:05,851 I see me and you 230 00:16:06,056 --> 00:16:07,774 And all the things you do 231 00:16:08,016 --> 00:16:10,894 Keep turning round and round In my mind 232 00:16:32,377 --> 00:16:34,254 The doctor's unwilling to settle. 233 00:16:34,457 --> 00:16:37,290 His insurance company will probably pressure him. 234 00:16:37,577 --> 00:16:41,537 - The cost of litigating... - I want an admission of liability. 235 00:16:41,778 --> 00:16:46,249 - I don't think I can get that. - Then we won't settle. 236 00:16:47,178 --> 00:16:48,247 What don't I know? 237 00:16:51,898 --> 00:16:54,935 If we go to trial, I can't be surprised. 238 00:16:56,939 --> 00:16:58,372 My boyfriend. 239 00:17:00,299 --> 00:17:02,369 We broke up after the surgery. 240 00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:06,849 - Because of how you looked? - It wasn't that exactly. 241 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:09,334 He has problems with my... 242 00:17:11,259 --> 00:17:13,329 My being a performer. 243 00:17:13,779 --> 00:17:17,011 - He wanted me to give up the act. - Why? 244 00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:20,018 He thought I lived for the spotlight more than for him. 245 00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:21,859 Well, is that true? 246 00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:24,335 I love him very much, Ms. Porter. 247 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,092 But I am a performer. 248 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,374 So the surgery... 249 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,139 My boyfriend... 250 00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:35,374 He regarded that as the final straw. 251 00:17:35,901 --> 00:17:38,495 That I would alter my looks... 252 00:17:38,701 --> 00:17:40,532 ...for the sake of the act. 253 00:17:40,901 --> 00:17:42,493 So he left. 254 00:17:45,381 --> 00:17:46,211 Yes. 255 00:17:46,501 --> 00:17:47,820 And... 256 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:52,739 You're blaming your heartache on the nose... 257 00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:56,340 ...and therefore the surgeon? 258 00:17:57,062 --> 00:17:59,178 It's not the nose I wanted. 259 00:17:59,502 --> 00:18:01,333 That's why I'm suing. 260 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:02,978 Okay. 261 00:18:04,502 --> 00:18:06,733 I have to sing, Ms. Porter. 262 00:18:08,383 --> 00:18:09,941 This is who I am. 263 00:18:12,783 --> 00:18:14,933 Did you tell him that? 264 00:18:33,784 --> 00:18:34,978 Hey, Ally. 265 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,020 Since when do you have a key to my apartment? 266 00:18:38,224 --> 00:18:41,136 Jackson had copies made. Happy birthday. 267 00:18:43,745 --> 00:18:45,383 Thank you. 268 00:18:45,665 --> 00:18:47,974 Well, is that why you came by? 269 00:18:48,185 --> 00:18:51,018 The thought of you sitting alone with your problems... 270 00:18:51,225 --> 00:18:52,544 I thought I'd distract you. 271 00:18:52,745 --> 00:18:56,658 - Get you to focus on one of mine. - Did the market take a tumble? 272 00:18:56,865 --> 00:18:59,175 No. Nothing that profound. No, it's... 273 00:18:59,386 --> 00:19:02,139 ...it's Ling. I think I want her back. 274 00:19:02,386 --> 00:19:05,219 I know she really represents chattel, but... 275 00:19:05,426 --> 00:19:06,381 You love chattel. 276 00:19:06,586 --> 00:19:09,054 - I can't get her to notice me. - Make her jealous. 277 00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:10,540 - That's juvenile. - Works. 278 00:19:10,746 --> 00:19:11,576 - How? - Shopping. 279 00:19:11,786 --> 00:19:13,663 - Sorry? - The first thing a woman does... 280 00:19:13,906 --> 00:19:15,942 ...with a new boyfriend is redress him. 281 00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:19,463 If you get new clothes, she'll think there's somebody else. 282 00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:24,501 That was quick. I got a little time left for your problem. 283 00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:26,060 Want to talk about it? 284 00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:27,700 - No. - Excellent. 285 00:19:27,907 --> 00:19:29,306 - You know what? - Bugger. 286 00:19:29,507 --> 00:19:33,660 We're in our 30s and we always talk about getting on with our lives. 287 00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,382 We're on with our lives. This is it. 288 00:19:36,588 --> 00:19:41,218 You have friends. You have nice clothes. You have a man. 289 00:19:41,428 --> 00:19:42,781 Maybe that's the problem. 290 00:19:42,988 --> 00:19:47,823 I have always been driven by my want. Now, maybe the quest is... 291 00:19:48,028 --> 00:19:50,781 You don't have children yet. Although, 31. 292 00:19:50,988 --> 00:19:53,378 Tick-tick. Bygones. They're overrated. 293 00:19:53,589 --> 00:19:57,741 I think I hate birthdays because my life's always been about tomorrow. 294 00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:01,265 You know, the possibilities, I guess. 295 00:20:01,469 --> 00:20:04,541 And the idea that life is now... 296 00:20:05,069 --> 00:20:06,104 ...it's horrible. 297 00:20:06,309 --> 00:20:08,949 And the problem with "now" exactly is...? 298 00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:12,182 Nothing. I don't know, I mean... 299 00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:17,783 Now is great. I feel happy. I have my family. I have my job. 300 00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:21,187 And like you say, I have nice outfits. 301 00:20:21,390 --> 00:20:23,665 But I still feel alone. 302 00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:25,867 Alone by myself, I can take. 303 00:20:26,071 --> 00:20:29,507 But alone while happy with somebody else...? 304 00:20:31,791 --> 00:20:32,780 Oh. 305 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:51,545 - I'm not unhappy to sing by myself. - Clearly. 306 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:55,705 Don't give me that. You know what your nickname is around here? 307 00:20:55,912 --> 00:20:57,868 "The man in the mirror. " 308 00:20:58,552 --> 00:21:00,702 - Who calls me that? - It doesn't matter. 309 00:21:00,913 --> 00:21:05,543 You're as vain as I am. We both love to hog the limelight. Who better... 310 00:21:05,753 --> 00:21:09,507 ...to steal it from than Ally on her birthday? I want to be hot. 311 00:21:09,753 --> 00:21:12,825 If I sing that number, it won't be an Elvis Presley thing. 312 00:21:13,073 --> 00:21:15,985 Because I don't do Elvis. I'm smooth. You got that? 313 00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:19,152 If we do a number together, it's got to be smooth. 314 00:21:19,354 --> 00:21:21,151 Fine. Smooth. 315 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,313 And hot. 316 00:21:24,554 --> 00:21:26,590 A woman knows when she's being spoken to. 317 00:21:26,794 --> 00:21:29,991 - You feel Mr. Sting spoke to you? - Yes, I do. 318 00:21:30,194 --> 00:21:32,071 You separated from your husband... 319 00:21:32,274 --> 00:21:35,904 ...because you thought you and Mr. Sting could get together? 320 00:21:36,155 --> 00:21:40,433 I separated from him for refusing to recognize Sting loved me that night. 321 00:21:40,635 --> 00:21:41,545 Why's that important...? 322 00:21:41,755 --> 00:21:44,906 Because it was an important night in my life. 323 00:21:45,155 --> 00:21:49,228 One I need to believe in and I need my husband to believe in. 324 00:21:49,435 --> 00:21:50,709 - Why? - Look... 325 00:21:50,955 --> 00:21:55,871 ...I love Lewis. Did I think Sting and I would get together? No. 326 00:21:56,476 --> 00:21:58,194 But in those brief minutes... 327 00:21:59,036 --> 00:22:01,311 ...I guess I realized... 328 00:22:01,756 --> 00:22:06,034 ...a dream. One I never believed was available to me. 329 00:22:07,036 --> 00:22:09,425 - I'm not clear. May I? - Of course. 330 00:22:09,676 --> 00:22:12,111 So you didn't separate from Lewis... 331 00:22:12,357 --> 00:22:15,508 ...thinking you'd get together with Mr. Sting? 332 00:22:15,717 --> 00:22:16,866 No! 333 00:22:19,077 --> 00:22:22,308 But the key to happiness, any happiness... 334 00:22:22,517 --> 00:22:24,712 ...is allowing for... 335 00:22:26,157 --> 00:22:31,073 It's nice to know that what's there for, I guess, the special people... 336 00:22:31,638 --> 00:22:33,469 ...is also there for me. 337 00:22:33,678 --> 00:22:36,636 - I must say, I'm confused. - So am I. 338 00:22:36,838 --> 00:22:40,592 You sell a lot of records singing about people like me. 339 00:22:40,798 --> 00:22:43,312 People who insist on believing in love. 340 00:22:43,758 --> 00:22:47,911 It's an act. He tours the world singing to the woman in the 2nd row. 341 00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:49,632 The lady in the balcony. 342 00:22:49,839 --> 00:22:53,115 I have no illusions about ending up with him, you dope. 343 00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:57,717 But what happened that night wasn't an illusion, was it, Stinger? 344 00:22:59,079 --> 00:23:01,309 You think my client was... 345 00:23:02,039 --> 00:23:03,758 ...actually, what's the word? 346 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,639 - Wooing! - Thank you, Lewis. 347 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,917 You thought Mr. Sting was... 348 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,668 ...wooing you. 349 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,916 I'm not meant to get the leading man. 350 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:17,631 I know dreams don't likely come true for short Brighton housewives. 351 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,309 But, yes. 352 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:24,113 In that one moment, I felt he really did want to be with me. 353 00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:27,119 And it was everything, I can tell you that. 354 00:23:27,721 --> 00:23:31,111 I'm happy with you, Lewis. I love you. 355 00:23:32,121 --> 00:23:34,077 To know that Sting wanted me... 356 00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:37,599 ...even if it were for only a fleeting second? 357 00:23:39,762 --> 00:23:41,115 That's... 358 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,520 ...that's something. 359 00:23:51,282 --> 00:23:53,716 Okay. Just confront it. 360 00:23:53,922 --> 00:23:54,911 Deal. 361 00:24:02,883 --> 00:24:03,793 Hey! 362 00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:05,712 Hey! Hey! 363 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:13,715 I came back to check up on you. Obviously it wasn't necessary. 364 00:24:19,364 --> 00:24:20,592 You don't go to lunch? 365 00:24:20,804 --> 00:24:25,719 No. He didn't send flowers. All I got was a lousy abusive alarm clock. 366 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,683 You were diving across the floor to... 367 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:32,002 Oh, that. That stupid dancing baby is back. 368 00:24:32,205 --> 00:24:34,116 I was just trying to kill it. 369 00:24:35,525 --> 00:24:37,516 I'm fine, Renee. 370 00:24:41,445 --> 00:24:44,039 It must be expensive. First thing Ling notices... 371 00:24:44,245 --> 00:24:46,759 ...about an outfit is the cost. - Gucci, 3rd floor. 372 00:24:47,005 --> 00:24:48,519 What's going on down there? 373 00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,198 Looks like a fashion show. 374 00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:52,839 - It's Cindy Margolis. - Who? 375 00:24:53,086 --> 00:24:55,919 Cindy Margolis, queen of the Internet. What's she doing here? 376 00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:59,124 Apparently modeling some swimwear. And quite well. 377 00:24:59,366 --> 00:25:02,119 - I gotta meet her. This is perfect. - Richard! 378 00:25:02,326 --> 00:25:05,125 Ling knows I watch Cindy Margolis on cable. 379 00:25:05,367 --> 00:25:08,882 She's even caught me appeasing myself sometimes after. 380 00:25:09,087 --> 00:25:12,875 - Swell. Didn't realize. - It's perfect. I've got to meet her. 381 00:25:13,087 --> 00:25:14,315 What are you gonna do? 382 00:25:14,567 --> 00:25:18,116 I'll just let fate take its ugly little course. 383 00:25:21,087 --> 00:25:22,760 $40,000? 384 00:25:23,008 --> 00:25:26,284 He's willing to settle to avoid negative publicity. 385 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,047 Admission of liability? 386 00:25:28,288 --> 00:25:30,722 All he'll say is that it was an unsatisfactory result. 387 00:25:30,928 --> 00:25:34,807 He will not admit to negligence or wrongdoing. 388 00:25:37,048 --> 00:25:41,327 Mr. Dale, we've reviewed the architectural drawings... 389 00:25:41,569 --> 00:25:43,924 ...the plans for your n... 390 00:25:45,049 --> 00:25:49,725 Now, it complied to specs. It may have turned out a little bigger... 391 00:25:49,929 --> 00:25:52,523 ...but our advice would be to settle. 392 00:25:54,289 --> 00:25:55,642 Excuse us a second. 393 00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:57,086 Yes. 394 00:25:57,770 --> 00:25:58,725 Listen. 395 00:26:00,090 --> 00:26:04,925 My father always told me we should embrace our God-given looks. 396 00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:10,125 - That must've been quite a challenge. - Why not embrace our man-given looks? 397 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:12,322 This is your nose now. 398 00:26:12,970 --> 00:26:17,044 You're a performer. A man who can sing like Barbra Streisand. 399 00:26:17,251 --> 00:26:20,482 Like you said, who else in the world can do that? 400 00:26:23,171 --> 00:26:26,720 Take the $40,000, your new nose... 401 00:26:27,051 --> 00:26:28,530 ...and do what you love. 402 00:26:44,372 --> 00:26:47,523 We can relax in style 403 00:26:47,732 --> 00:26:52,568 Come on, stay a while 404 00:26:52,813 --> 00:26:56,647 Oh, stay a little while 405 00:26:57,053 --> 00:26:59,647 Just long enough 406 00:27:00,013 --> 00:27:02,686 To take a little puff 407 00:27:03,653 --> 00:27:07,203 - Doesn't that make you jealous? - With her? Please. 408 00:27:07,414 --> 00:27:08,210 Well, what about me? 409 00:27:09,494 --> 00:27:10,688 Come on, Ling. 410 00:27:10,894 --> 00:27:14,728 We both slept with the guy. If I can deal, so can you. 411 00:27:16,174 --> 00:27:17,323 You two slept together? 412 00:27:17,574 --> 00:27:19,292 We had... 413 00:27:19,494 --> 00:27:21,291 ...dozed off one night... 414 00:27:21,494 --> 00:27:22,813 ...watching the news. 415 00:27:24,815 --> 00:27:26,373 A little smoochier 416 00:27:27,055 --> 00:27:29,285 And hoochie-coochier 417 00:27:29,935 --> 00:27:35,134 Stay, buttercup Until the sun comes up 418 00:27:35,935 --> 00:27:38,130 Just watching somebody perform... 419 00:27:38,335 --> 00:27:39,768 ...goes right to my veins. 420 00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:42,890 - Well, why don't you sing one? - Me? 421 00:27:43,096 --> 00:27:46,293 - We have connections here. - Oh, really? 422 00:27:46,496 --> 00:27:48,964 Perhaps you could dedicate it to your new... 423 00:27:49,176 --> 00:27:50,325 ...life. 424 00:27:56,056 --> 00:27:59,652 - And say you'll stay a while - Say you'll, say you'll 425 00:28:02,657 --> 00:28:05,012 Say you'll stay 426 00:28:08,377 --> 00:28:12,006 And say you'll stay a while 427 00:28:14,577 --> 00:28:17,729 Stay a while 428 00:28:17,938 --> 00:28:19,974 Stay a little longer. 429 00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:33,450 Why aren't you at your party? 430 00:28:34,179 --> 00:28:37,888 Well, it seems to be the year for skipping my party. 431 00:28:38,099 --> 00:28:40,488 He said he'd be back after his deposition. 432 00:28:41,579 --> 00:28:43,012 Yeah. Yeah. 433 00:28:45,859 --> 00:28:46,769 He's gonna leave. 434 00:28:47,779 --> 00:28:50,816 - What? Ally... - No. Christmas, holidays, birthdays. 435 00:28:51,059 --> 00:28:53,779 He has this habit of sealing himself off on those occasions. 436 00:28:54,180 --> 00:28:55,977 I think it's because... 437 00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:59,889 ...he's afraid of anything that smacks of tradition... 438 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:01,533 ...or happy returns. 439 00:29:01,860 --> 00:29:02,656 No, it's... 440 00:29:02,860 --> 00:29:05,169 ...it's because he doesn't trust it. 441 00:29:05,380 --> 00:29:09,977 You're making too big a deal of this. I got Cindy Margolis downstairs. 442 00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:12,979 I think she'll let me touch her. You can watch. 443 00:29:13,181 --> 00:29:15,331 As hard as that is for me to resist... 444 00:29:15,541 --> 00:29:19,739 You feel a little alone. Everybody's alone. But some people don't know it. 445 00:29:19,981 --> 00:29:22,893 I guess that's my problem, because I know it. 446 00:29:23,101 --> 00:29:25,137 Birthdays by nature are mood days. 447 00:29:25,381 --> 00:29:27,850 Forget about being introspective or... 448 00:29:28,102 --> 00:29:32,141 Birthdays should be a time to blow out candles, be with friends. 449 00:29:32,382 --> 00:29:36,534 Just let it be a dance. Can you dance on your birthday? 450 00:29:36,742 --> 00:29:39,256 I guess I could, Richard. It's just... 451 00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:44,820 - Just what? - He hasn't asked me to. 452 00:29:46,303 --> 00:29:50,581 You know, look. I know that it's no big deal. Really. 453 00:29:51,903 --> 00:29:54,576 - What? - Because he's... 454 00:29:54,783 --> 00:29:56,341 ...he's gonna leave. 455 00:30:14,864 --> 00:30:18,540 - I was about to go to a deposition. - I know all about it. 456 00:30:18,745 --> 00:30:20,975 I've got Cindy Margolis waiting. 457 00:30:21,185 --> 00:30:23,301 - Who? - Here's a tip. You like tips. 458 00:30:23,505 --> 00:30:26,417 They're on the surface, which you're happy to skim. 459 00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:28,900 I get you. We're both emotional surfer boys. 460 00:30:29,105 --> 00:30:31,699 People want to be with their loved ones on birthdays. 461 00:30:31,905 --> 00:30:34,135 They feel pangs of loneliness when not with their loved ones. 462 00:30:34,385 --> 00:30:38,777 I know this. I read about it. That's the tip. I'm making a point. 463 00:30:38,986 --> 00:30:41,546 Perhaps sharp enough to puncture the surface you love to glide on. 464 00:30:41,746 --> 00:30:44,943 Surf on your own time. This is Ally's day. 465 00:30:45,186 --> 00:30:46,744 That's all I'm gonna say. 466 00:30:48,146 --> 00:30:51,934 - I have an explanation. - She's alone. No excuse. 467 00:31:00,747 --> 00:31:04,706 I will spend my whole life through... 468 00:31:05,427 --> 00:31:07,065 ...loving you 469 00:31:07,507 --> 00:31:09,384 Loving you 470 00:31:11,468 --> 00:31:14,904 Winter, summer, springtime too 471 00:31:15,148 --> 00:31:16,263 You slept with her? 472 00:31:17,148 --> 00:31:18,866 Ling, that was before we... 473 00:31:19,108 --> 00:31:21,622 - You haven't slept with me. - The first night... 474 00:31:21,828 --> 00:31:25,025 - We haven't re-slept together. - You won't let me. Anytime... 475 00:31:25,228 --> 00:31:26,707 After you've been with that? 476 00:31:26,908 --> 00:31:28,945 - Ling. - Don't talk to me. 477 00:31:29,269 --> 00:31:31,146 Don't even look at me. 478 00:31:47,790 --> 00:31:49,018 Don't be blue 479 00:31:52,390 --> 00:31:55,507 And isn't it true, Mr. Sting... 480 00:31:55,710 --> 00:31:57,826 ...that your performance is designed... 481 00:31:58,030 --> 00:32:00,464 ...to sexually engage the female demographic? 482 00:32:00,670 --> 00:32:03,663 Not exactly. Occasionally, men have been turned on. 483 00:32:04,711 --> 00:32:07,020 Why won't you admit what happened? 484 00:32:07,231 --> 00:32:09,904 - Mr. Sting, I'll ask you directly. - Gee. 485 00:32:11,791 --> 00:32:12,780 Sorry. 486 00:32:14,991 --> 00:32:17,141 Did you want to... 487 00:32:18,191 --> 00:32:19,943 ...be with Melissa... 488 00:32:20,512 --> 00:32:23,743 ...that evening as you sang to her? 489 00:32:29,792 --> 00:32:30,747 Yes. 490 00:32:32,192 --> 00:32:36,151 - Did you understand the question? - I can't lie about it anymore. 491 00:32:36,472 --> 00:32:39,385 - You with her? - It's not anything I acted on. 492 00:32:39,593 --> 00:32:43,472 Nor could I in the future, Melissa. But yes. That night... 493 00:32:43,913 --> 00:32:46,381 ...when I sang that song... 494 00:32:46,593 --> 00:32:48,948 ...I allowed myself to dream. 495 00:32:49,153 --> 00:32:51,621 I imagined myself in your arms... 496 00:32:53,153 --> 00:32:55,109 ...running away with you... 497 00:32:56,554 --> 00:32:57,953 ...making love with you. 498 00:32:59,714 --> 00:33:01,625 - Sting? - I'm under oath, Larry. 499 00:33:01,834 --> 00:33:04,348 Just one second, please, and we'll... 500 00:33:12,594 --> 00:33:15,155 Do you mind telling me what that was about? 501 00:33:15,395 --> 00:33:20,423 What would it cost to settle this thing right now? $50,000? $60,000? 502 00:33:20,635 --> 00:33:22,353 It might. Yeah. 503 00:33:22,755 --> 00:33:25,952 He's trying to give her a dream come true. 504 00:33:26,675 --> 00:33:30,351 - That's noble. What's up with that? - Rock stars can't be noble? 505 00:33:30,596 --> 00:33:34,111 Maybe they can, but they shouldn't hire lawyers to pull it off. 506 00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:36,147 So you'd like me to settle? 507 00:33:37,276 --> 00:33:38,231 Yes. 508 00:33:39,716 --> 00:33:44,631 Thank you, Mr. Noble. I've sacrificed my own love life to do this case... 509 00:33:48,917 --> 00:33:51,590 His girlfriend's birthday. Missed it. 510 00:33:53,037 --> 00:33:53,913 Oh. 511 00:33:58,197 --> 00:34:01,553 Okay. My client has admitted his infatuation... 512 00:34:01,757 --> 00:34:05,671 ...and, conditioned on total confidentiality, will agree... 513 00:34:05,878 --> 00:34:10,554 ...right here, right now, to pay your client $50,000, plus costs. 514 00:34:12,758 --> 00:34:13,554 I'm... 515 00:34:14,358 --> 00:34:15,711 I'm comfortable with that. 516 00:34:15,918 --> 00:34:18,148 Let's draft and be done with it. 517 00:34:19,398 --> 00:34:20,672 Told you. 518 00:34:21,998 --> 00:34:23,671 I feel so inadequate. 519 00:34:24,319 --> 00:34:28,437 Lewis, haven't I always told you what a vigorous lover you are? 520 00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:32,348 You could've had Sting. How will you ever be happy with me? 521 00:34:32,599 --> 00:34:34,191 I love you. 522 00:34:34,959 --> 00:34:39,635 Lewis, he's a rock star. She didn't fall for anything real. 523 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,752 People have to be allowed their fantasies. 524 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,272 Did you remember? It's our anniversary Saturday. 525 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:50,639 Did I remember? I got Springsteen tickets. 526 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,474 Take her to a movie. 527 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,358 You'll be safe there. 528 00:35:02,321 --> 00:35:05,597 I'll march my band now 529 00:35:05,881 --> 00:35:07,837 I'll beat my drum 530 00:35:09,521 --> 00:35:12,638 And if I'm fanned out 531 00:35:13,161 --> 00:35:14,641 Your turn at bat, sir 532 00:35:14,882 --> 00:35:16,759 At least I didn't fake it Hat, sir 533 00:35:16,962 --> 00:35:18,190 I guess I didn't make it 534 00:35:18,442 --> 00:35:20,512 Get ready for me, love 'Cause I'm a comer 535 00:35:20,722 --> 00:35:23,031 I simply gotta march My heart's a drummer 536 00:35:23,242 --> 00:35:26,518 Nobody No, nobody... 537 00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:32,116 ...is gonna rain on my... 538 00:35:33,363 --> 00:35:36,400 ...parade 539 00:35:58,804 --> 00:36:02,558 - I'm glad I don't have to follow that! - You won't try, right? 540 00:36:03,484 --> 00:36:04,963 He'll be here any second. 541 00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:07,560 He wouldn't want to miss my birthday. 542 00:36:08,765 --> 00:36:11,040 Look, it's getting late. So... 543 00:36:11,245 --> 00:36:13,918 - You can't leave yet. - I'm tired, Renee. 544 00:36:14,125 --> 00:36:17,561 He'll be here. It's only 10:30. He'll be here. 545 00:36:19,525 --> 00:36:21,163 - That's Cindy Margolis. Who? 546 00:36:21,365 --> 00:36:25,200 - Internet queen. How'd he meet her? - Who's Cindy Margolis? 547 00:36:25,446 --> 00:36:29,564 He's got a huge crush. He'd download her when I wouldn't put out. 548 00:36:30,206 --> 00:36:34,677 Well, thank you all again. It was a great birthday. 549 00:36:34,886 --> 00:36:37,320 Stay for one more drink? I'll sing again. 550 00:36:37,526 --> 00:36:40,438 No, no, please. I really just want to go. 551 00:36:41,606 --> 00:36:43,404 Can you all just let me go? 552 00:36:46,007 --> 00:36:49,158 Okay, what the hell is this? It gets dark? 553 00:36:57,447 --> 00:37:00,246 Every breath you take 554 00:37:01,488 --> 00:37:04,082 And every move you make 555 00:37:05,808 --> 00:37:09,801 Every bond you break Every step you take 556 00:37:10,048 --> 00:37:11,720 I'll be watching you 557 00:37:14,568 --> 00:37:18,198 Every single day 558 00:37:18,969 --> 00:37:21,483 Every word you say 559 00:37:23,769 --> 00:37:25,202 Happy birthday. 560 00:37:25,729 --> 00:37:27,128 All right, now! 561 00:37:27,729 --> 00:37:29,879 I'll be watching you 562 00:37:31,929 --> 00:37:35,286 Oh, can't you see? 563 00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:39,247 You belong to me 564 00:37:40,690 --> 00:37:43,409 How my poor heart aches... 565 00:37:44,530 --> 00:37:47,681 ...with every step you take 566 00:37:49,170 --> 00:37:52,368 Every move you make 567 00:37:53,451 --> 00:37:56,249 Every vow you break 568 00:37:57,691 --> 00:38:01,570 Every smile you fake Every claim you stake 569 00:38:01,771 --> 00:38:03,363 I'll be watching you 570 00:38:08,011 --> 00:38:10,367 Hey, birthday girl, you want to... 571 00:38:10,572 --> 00:38:11,368 ...dance? 572 00:38:11,572 --> 00:38:15,963 - I don't know. It makes me feel easy. - Well, I did bring Sting. 573 00:38:21,292 --> 00:38:25,171 I feel so cold And I long for your embrace 574 00:38:25,372 --> 00:38:26,692 I keep crying... 575 00:38:27,093 --> 00:38:32,292 ...baby, baby, please 576 00:38:47,254 --> 00:38:49,404 I'll be watching you 577 00:38:55,854 --> 00:38:58,243 - I'll be watching you - Every step you take 578 00:39:04,495 --> 00:39:07,248 - I'll be watching you - Every breath you take 579 00:39:13,175 --> 00:39:17,930 I'll be watching you 580 00:39:25,336 --> 00:39:28,567 - So you made a slight comeback. - Thank God. 581 00:39:29,136 --> 00:39:31,969 Sting actually sang to me. 582 00:39:33,616 --> 00:39:37,371 - So did I. Did you even notice? - Oh, you sang? 583 00:39:38,617 --> 00:39:39,970 I noticed. 584 00:39:40,577 --> 00:39:42,772 I'm sorry I missed most of your birthday. 585 00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:49,248 - You halfway made up for it. - Halfway? A third, at best. 586 00:39:49,457 --> 00:39:52,972 Oh. Oh, big talker tonight? 587 00:39:53,297 --> 00:39:54,253 That's right. 588 00:39:57,218 --> 00:39:59,254 I love you, Ally McBeal. 589 00:40:02,138 --> 00:40:03,776 Happy birthday. 590 00:41:45,704 --> 00:41:46,659 You stinker! 591 00:41:48,224 --> 00:41:49,179 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 46340

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