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Oh, hi. Excuse me?
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How much longer till we land?
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We just took off.
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How long is this flight?
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- Just over three hours.
- That's great.
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- I'm going to Detroit.
- Yes. As is the plane.
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Don't you just love Detroit?
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You've got a fella there.
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Actually, I do.
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- How long since you've seen him?
- Six weeks.
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Oh, goodness.
I imagine he'll be quite frisky.
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Probably picking out his little
condom as we speak.
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Does he wear a condom,
or are you on the pill?
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They have pills for men now,
did you know that?
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Pills for everything. If he can't get
firm, they've got a Viagra pill.
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Now they have other little tablets
to make spermy soldiers shoot blanks.
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Oh, six weeks? He's probably got
the whole artillery lined up.
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Excuse me, I'm gonna go
to the little ladies' room.
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Gonna go put your little diaphragm in?
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A three-hour flight, dear?
Lt'll ride up on you.
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Uh, um, hi. The... The...
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The lavatory?
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First door on your left.
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Not that door!
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- What are you doing?!
- I thought that it was you!
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Oh, my God.
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- I didn't know you two...
- Get out.
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Get out, Ally!
Get out, get out!
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I've been down this road
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Falling Up
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Walking the line
That's painted by pride
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And I have made mistakes in my life
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That I just can't hide
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Oh, I believe I am ready
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For what love has to bring
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I got myself together
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Yeah, now I'm ready to sing
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I've been searching my soul tonight
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I know there's so much more to life
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Now I know I can shine a light
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To find my way back home
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Oh, baby, yeah
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Oh, yeah
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I can't believe it.
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I slept with him on a first date.
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It took me and Larry
two months before...
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Yes. And that's another discussion.
I can't believe it!
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- What happened?
- Okay.
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He dropped me off.
He was actually leaving. We kissed.
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- You kissed?
- Ally, we had sex!
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So you kissed on the first date.
Fine. Then what?
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And then it sort of led
to a second kiss.
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And during that second kiss,
my hand just kind of...
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...slid down a little.
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What do you mean
it "slid down a little"?
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- It slid.
- It slid "oops" or "I moved it"?
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- I moved it.
- Frontal or backal?
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Backal. And then after mine
slid down, his kind of slid down.
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And then we started grabbing.
And next we...
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Where is he now?
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He left, after you rushed in.
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- He didn't even stay the night?
- He said, you know, he...
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...he had an early morning?
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Okay. Okay.
Okay, things happen.
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Remember me and the car wash.
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But I like the guy, Ally.
Watch.
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I'm never, ever gonna
hear from him again.
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Let's get started. Seats, please?
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First up, Bennett versus Clapp.
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Another annulment? We're
becoming a niche firm on annulments.
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John, help me out?
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Our client, Eric Bennett,
took Mary Clapp to be his wife.
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A presupposition of the marriage is
that they would raise a family.
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Now she has decided
she doesn't want children...
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...neither vaginally,
nor caesarian, nor adoption.
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That's unacceptable to our client.
He wants the union dissolved.
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Oh, please.
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Thanks for that thoughtful input.
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Is he prepared to stay home and scrape
vomit off the burpy blanket?
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Aspirate the mucus out of its nose?
Wipe its bottom of green poopy?
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You certainly hit the big issues.
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Why not a divorce?
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It's a blemish. It'd be against God,
depending on your religion.
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- Is he rich?
- Filthy.
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Annulment would be right.
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Lt'd be different
if they had a child.
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We're not quite done here. But I
love the "eager beaver. " Vulgarism.
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We just... Moving on.
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What's wrong?
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I'm just... I'm starting to...
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I just... You know...
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Maybe some fresh air.
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- Therapy before?
- Many times.
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I feel like I've been doing well.
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- Airplane?
- Yes.
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- Elevator?
- Yes.
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- Hallucinations?
- Yes.
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- He's been gone...?
- Six weeks.
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- Together how long?
- We're still together.
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- How long before he went to Detroit?
- Two months.
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- Married? Ever been?
- No.
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- Him? Children?
- Once. Son.
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- The mother?
- Detroit.
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He's coming back when?
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He hasn't said.
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Hm.
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"Hm"? What does that mean?
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That's what my dentist says
when he sees a cavity. What?
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I see a cavity.
End the relationship with this man.
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It's a dead end.
Do it today.
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Was there anything else
I can help you with?
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I'm not gonna just...
No, no, see, he loves me.
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- I'm sure he does.
- It's just that...
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Detroit is so lovely in winter.
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- End it.
- He wants to be close to his son.
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End the relationship.
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No. How can you...?
You don't even know me, or him.
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I have been doing this
a very long time.
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People move in two directions:
Forward or backward.
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One day you are looking
into one another's eyes...
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...the next he's in Detroit
with his child's mother. Not forward.
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End the relationship.
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While we were dating, we talked about
the names we liked for our kids.
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We talked about the number.
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- How many was that?
- Four.
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Which is a lot today. She didn't just
want kids. She wanted a lot.
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When she changed her
position on having a family?
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It changed everything.
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I won't go so far
as to say I was duped.
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Objection!
Duped is an inflammatory word.
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- He didn't say it.
- I just heard him.
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- He said he wouldn't go so far.
- We all heard it.
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- He uttered it.
- Saying he wasn't...
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I want it stricken.
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Let's move along.
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Mr. Bennett?
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We got married, in large part,
to raise a family.
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That was the meeting of minds
when we married.
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- I object.
- Now what?
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Counsel has puffed up the witness
with buzz words.
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- It's the court being duped now.
- All right.
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Oh, balls.
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Buzz word.
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You don't need to stare.
Call Larry.
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- You can call Jackson.
- No, I can't.
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You know why.
I'll tell you this:
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If he doesn't call
after where he's just been...
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...he's a total pig.
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- Is Larry a pig?
- What?
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Well...
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This therapist?
As cold as she was...
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...it did sound a little
like cold truth.
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It's been over a month and he
hasn't said when he's coming back.
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Maybe it makes sense
to see other people to protect myself.
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You don't need to protect yourself.
He's in Detroit because he has a kid.
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- He's got a family.
- I want a family.
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I mean, not now. Not tomorrow.
But someday. Don't you?
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Yes.
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Maybe I'm wrong, but we're both
staring at our cell phones.
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Neither of which are ringing. I don't
think we're making any progress.
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- Hello?
- Hello?
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He's come back to surprise you.
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Hi.
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You've got issues.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- You're embarrassed?
- I slept with you on the first date.
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- Why?
- It's just a woman thing?
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Guys don't want girls they can
sleep with on the first date.
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Do girls want guys they can have
on the first date?
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No.
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Okay.
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I guess it's settled.
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We must not want each other.
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No, no, no!
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No, no, no!
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Of course you want each other.
Listen to your...
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...sliding hands.
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You are gonna kiss her
and then leave like a gentleman.
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You're gonna call tomorrow,
and you're gonna make dinner plans.
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Kiss her.
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I maintain you got issues.
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Is it your testimony before
this court that my client...
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...did not intend to have children
on the day you were wedded?
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- I didn't say that.
- She changed her mind?
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- Probably, though...
- Thank you.
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And is it your testimony before
this court...
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...that when two people join hands
in holy matrimony...
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...they become precluded
from changing their aspirations...
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...toward parenthood?
Is that your testimony?
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Objection.
We know this is a court of law.
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- None of us are here for tennis.
- Sanctions.
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Throwing out verbiage like "holy,"
"matrimony" and "court of law"...
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...hoping the reverence will rub off.
And he objects to the word "duped. "
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Listen, I want this jury to be hearing
the witnesses, not the lawyers.
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Mr. Cage, let him finish.
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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You have no actual
or constructive knowledge...
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...do you, sir, in this court of law,
that my client...
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...as she took her vows,
I mean at the time she took them...
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...contemporaneously
with the ceremony...
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...do you know that my client
at that particular juncture...
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...didn't want children?
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I already said she may
have changed her mind after.
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Thank you. That concludes this
portion of my cross-examination.
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I don't know. I don't know.
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- Are you losing?
- Maybe.
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He made a good point about state
of mind at the time of the wedding.
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He punctured my momentum
and made a good point to close.
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He's an objectionable little man
who makes good points, damn it.
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She's gonna testify, and you're gonna
work your John Cage magic on her.
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Maybe I'll come by and watch and get
all hot with desire just watching you.
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- That would be an overture.
- Yes, it would be.
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Can you imagine she suddenly
decides she doesn't want children?
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- Isn't that the essence of marriage?
- The essence? No.
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But it's one of the essences.
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- I don't want to have children.
- Okay. Funny.
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I don't.
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You don't?
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No.
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May I ask why?
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Don't get me wrong. I love kids.
It's why I teach. I just don't...
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I've upset you.
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I'm due back.
I have a tennis...
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- Court.
- Court.
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- Richard. Hey.
- What's wrong?
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Nothing's wrong.
Everything's great.
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We always confide in each other,
don't we?
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No.
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Whatever. You need to talk?
I'm here. Yeah.
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It's just that I feel so lucky.
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- Lucky?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, to have somebody that it
hurts so much to be apart from.
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I know that a love that is so strong
is with you, even when he's not.
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It should keep you strong.
It has. I am stronger...
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...than I have ever been.
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But, but, see, I just, um...
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Well, I get my weak days.
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- John and I went to this therapist.
- No!
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I have been through it. No.
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This guy's different.
241
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Go, go, go!
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I don't like him,
but he got results.
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He kind of made us discover
the roots by ourselves.
244
00:16:13,635 --> 00:16:17,232
I don't really want my roots
discovered. I just want Larry.
245
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,229
Look at me.
246
00:16:21,278 --> 00:16:24,635
You've been the source of strength
for everybody else, Ally.
247
00:16:24,879 --> 00:16:26,598
You have to let yourself cry.
248
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:30,117
I don't have the time or interest.
This therapist is good.
249
00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:33,321
Give him one try.
I'll pass the cost onto a client.
250
00:16:47,808 --> 00:16:49,879
- Hey, Ling.
- Hey. Nice tie.
251
00:16:50,129 --> 00:16:51,687
Just got it.
252
00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:55,642
Big date tonight.
253
00:16:57,932 --> 00:16:59,445
Really?
254
00:16:59,892 --> 00:17:02,851
- With Renee?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
255
00:17:04,894 --> 00:17:06,647
How well do you know her?
256
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:10,525
Pretty well. The girls have had
a lot of slumber parties.
257
00:17:11,137 --> 00:17:14,972
I'm not missing anything? She's
not an ax murderer or anything?
258
00:17:15,418 --> 00:17:16,647
She's a great woman.
259
00:17:18,619 --> 00:17:19,848
Okay.
260
00:17:22,021 --> 00:17:23,454
Thanks, Ling.
261
00:17:23,741 --> 00:17:25,653
Where are you going on your date?
262
00:17:25,902 --> 00:17:30,295
Dinner and then the bar.
She's supposed to be singing tonight.
263
00:17:30,544 --> 00:17:32,535
- Maybe we'll see you there?
- Maybe.
264
00:17:43,468 --> 00:17:46,701
Can you tell us why you've changed
your mind, Ms. Clapp?
265
00:17:46,950 --> 00:17:52,026
First off, the world is overpopulated.
Let's not forget that.
266
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,504
Schools are overcrowded.
People are starving.
267
00:17:55,753 --> 00:18:00,909
I think the mindset that everybody
should have kids should be addressed.
268
00:18:01,155 --> 00:18:05,708
I'd like you to focus, if you could,
on your specific decision-making.
269
00:18:05,957 --> 00:18:11,113
Could you tell the jury, as they sit
here performing their civic duty...
270
00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:15,717
...why you, Mary Clapp,
did not want offspring?
271
00:18:17,241 --> 00:18:20,120
I just didn't feel
equipped to raise them.
272
00:18:20,362 --> 00:18:22,115
I enjoy my job.
273
00:18:22,363 --> 00:18:25,197
As an only child, I admit
I was raised rather selfish.
274
00:18:25,444 --> 00:18:27,436
I began to question my capacity...
275
00:18:27,645 --> 00:18:30,877
...to make the necessary sacrifices
parenting requires.
276
00:18:31,126 --> 00:18:35,485
And I, quite frankly, didn't think it
would be fair to the children.
277
00:18:35,728 --> 00:18:40,086
For the good of the children, you
decided not to give birth to them?
278
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:42,480
- Objection!
- Sustained.
279
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,804
Is it not true that
at the time you got engaged...
280
00:18:46,052 --> 00:18:48,327
...you expressly wanted
to have children?
281
00:18:48,893 --> 00:18:51,043
- Yes...
- You knew that he wanted them?
282
00:18:51,654 --> 00:18:53,372
- I did.
- And you knew...
283
00:18:53,614 --> 00:18:57,291
...he, in fact, got married to,
in fact, have children?
284
00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:58,810
Objection!
Too many facts!
285
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:03,210
After you married this man of wealth
you decide not to have kids.
286
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:06,690
- Is that what happened?
- Yes. But I didn't dupe him.
287
00:19:07,339 --> 00:19:08,932
What kind of person doesn't
want children?
288
00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:11,695
- Objection!
- The kind that says they do...
289
00:19:11,941 --> 00:19:14,092
...then says, "kidding,"
after they qualify for alimony?
290
00:19:14,342 --> 00:19:16,379
- Mr. Cage.
- He planned a life for you.
291
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:19,263
You just decided to switch the plan,
didn't you?
292
00:19:19,504 --> 00:19:22,702
Any woman who doesn't want children
has no business being a mother.
293
00:19:22,945 --> 00:19:24,299
Pip-squeak.
294
00:19:27,507 --> 00:19:29,897
Nothing further, Your Honor,
except to say...
295
00:19:30,948 --> 00:19:32,701
...repugnant.
296
00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:36,702
The witness may step down.
297
00:19:43,313 --> 00:19:44,712
I'm sorry.
298
00:19:57,598 --> 00:20:01,718
Well, I understand about
the airplane and the elevator...
299
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,519
...thing.
300
00:20:04,401 --> 00:20:05,754
Falling.
301
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:10,121
It's about lack of foundation
or feeling unsafe.
302
00:20:13,524 --> 00:20:15,516
The nun...
303
00:20:15,765 --> 00:20:17,039
What about the nun?
304
00:20:17,285 --> 00:20:19,720
I really believe
that she was judging me.
305
00:20:19,966 --> 00:20:24,120
I mean, she was very sweet.
You would've liked her.
306
00:20:25,728 --> 00:20:27,799
Well, when you, um...
307
00:20:28,409 --> 00:20:31,244
You talk to a nun
about birth control...
308
00:20:33,091 --> 00:20:35,128
It's not like we were dishing.
309
00:20:35,612 --> 00:20:38,173
- May I open my eyes?
- Please.
310
00:20:40,094 --> 00:20:43,690
It's likely you view the nun
as a symbol of celibacy...
311
00:20:43,935 --> 00:20:48,169
...and on some level regard sex
foremost as a means of procreation.
312
00:20:48,617 --> 00:20:50,893
You're going to see
the man you love...
313
00:20:51,138 --> 00:20:55,098
...flying on a plane,
talking to a nun about birth control.
314
00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:59,451
You want to marry Larry Paul
and have his children.
315
00:20:59,701 --> 00:21:01,932
It's really not complicated.
316
00:21:02,822 --> 00:21:05,542
So, why did I fall out of the plane?
317
00:21:05,783 --> 00:21:09,619
Deep down, you know it'll never
happen. Let me salute your insight.
318
00:21:16,947 --> 00:21:19,416
The reason many people marry...
319
00:21:19,668 --> 00:21:23,379
...the reason they got married
was to start a family.
320
00:21:24,030 --> 00:21:26,261
Eric Bennett dreamed of it, in fact.
321
00:21:26,511 --> 00:21:30,745
Mary Clapp shared that dream.
Or so she declared.
322
00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:35,389
To have and raise a child.
323
00:21:35,634 --> 00:21:38,069
- Now what greater joy is there?
- Poop!
324
00:21:42,837 --> 00:21:44,351
All right.
325
00:21:45,118 --> 00:21:49,796
My client got married to Mary Clapp
to start a family...
326
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:53,556
...after which, she declares
she doesn't want children.
327
00:21:54,641 --> 00:21:56,678
Well, there's no union here.
328
00:21:56,922 --> 00:21:59,483
There was no "coming together. "
329
00:21:59,683 --> 00:22:03,473
And this marriage should be
rightfully dissolved.
330
00:22:03,965 --> 00:22:08,482
A marriage is about many things,
children sometimes being one of them.
331
00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:12,277
But Mary Clapp's wedding vows
went to Eric Bennett...
332
00:22:12,528 --> 00:22:16,158
...to love and cherish
and be faithful to him.
333
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:20,205
Many men dream of conceiving
their own biological offspring.
334
00:22:20,811 --> 00:22:24,965
Do we dissolve their marriages
if the wife turns out to be infertile?
335
00:22:25,173 --> 00:22:29,964
Marriage fundamentally is
about two people...
336
00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:31,807
...committing to each other.
337
00:22:32,055 --> 00:22:35,936
Mary Clapp stands
by that commitment.
338
00:22:36,457 --> 00:22:40,417
Do we really mean to suggest here
a woman shouldn't be free...
339
00:22:40,658 --> 00:22:44,175
...to change her mind about whether
she wants to have a child?
340
00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:45,495
Come on.
341
00:23:03,147 --> 00:23:06,185
- You interrupted my closing.
- For somebody who reveres marriage...
342
00:23:06,388 --> 00:23:08,505
...you have a funny place
of locating its essence.
343
00:23:08,749 --> 00:23:11,218
You were an odd choice to be...
344
00:23:11,470 --> 00:23:13,905
- Don't call me odd.
- What I am saying...
345
00:23:14,151 --> 00:23:15,789
- Pip-squeak. Puke.
- Oh, balls.
346
00:23:16,031 --> 00:23:19,787
Hey, you know you faked that!
You stutter-head!
347
00:23:20,073 --> 00:23:23,987
- Stutter-head?
- I apologize. It's not that funny.
348
00:23:24,235 --> 00:23:27,194
It was in the delivery.
"Y-Y-You stutter-head!"
349
00:23:27,436 --> 00:23:29,997
All right. Fine.
Laugh at me, then.
350
00:23:31,397 --> 00:23:35,028
Do you really believe that marriage
is mainly about children?
351
00:23:35,279 --> 00:23:38,875
- The magic of childhood...
- Who says they're all magical?
352
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:39,876
Ah.
353
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,594
- What?
- We're talking about you.
354
00:23:41,841 --> 00:23:43,355
My childhood was fine.
355
00:23:43,602 --> 00:23:45,240
- Don't lie.
- Balls.
356
00:23:45,482 --> 00:23:47,314
- Splat.
- Run over me, then.
357
00:23:51,685 --> 00:23:54,154
Why is life about looking backwards?
358
00:23:54,406 --> 00:23:57,001
- I'm not looking backward.
- You are.
359
00:23:57,207 --> 00:23:59,768
You want to relive your childhood.
360
00:24:00,008 --> 00:24:03,922
I'm looking at a future with somebody
who doesn't believe in marriage...
361
00:24:04,169 --> 00:24:06,320
...or in having children. It's bleak.
362
00:24:22,016 --> 00:24:23,335
Poop!
363
00:24:28,578 --> 00:24:32,016
- Baby, baby, sweet baby
- Sweet, sweet
364
00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:35,180
Something that I just got to say
365
00:24:36,221 --> 00:24:39,898
- Baby, baby, sweet baby
- Sweet, sweet
366
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:43,938
You left me hurting
In a real cruel way
367
00:24:44,304 --> 00:24:46,739
"Since You've Been Gone. "
I love the theme.
368
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,454
- It's Motown night.
- Motown night?
369
00:24:49,706 --> 00:24:52,016
Detroit, home of the Tigers,
Lions, Larry.
370
00:24:52,267 --> 00:24:54,145
Oh, funny. Funny.
371
00:24:54,988 --> 00:24:57,503
Just be true
372
00:24:58,389 --> 00:25:00,540
Jackson and Renee
have a duet coming up.
373
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,662
- What?
You know what they say:
374
00:25:02,911 --> 00:25:05,062
When people sing together,
they're doing it.
375
00:25:05,312 --> 00:25:07,144
It's their second date, Elaine.
376
00:25:07,393 --> 00:25:09,543
Renee's a bigger tramp than me.
377
00:25:12,194 --> 00:25:14,948
- Than I used to be.
- Got it.
378
00:25:21,638 --> 00:25:24,551
Ally? May I speak with you, please?
379
00:25:25,639 --> 00:25:27,153
It's urgent.
380
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:28,960
Okay.
381
00:25:34,763 --> 00:25:37,562
And I've just been so blue
382
00:25:37,764 --> 00:25:39,277
Since you've been gone
383
00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:45,484
Ally, can I ask you
a personal question?
384
00:25:46,207 --> 00:25:47,960
Well, sure.
385
00:25:48,168 --> 00:25:50,922
At some point, you want
to have children, right?
386
00:25:51,169 --> 00:25:55,687
Damn it! Damn it! Why does everybody
think that he's not coming back?
387
00:25:55,931 --> 00:25:59,368
I've got two therapists and a nun
telling me to move on. Now you.
388
00:25:59,572 --> 00:26:02,007
You know what? Thanks a lot, John.
389
00:26:02,253 --> 00:26:04,484
I'm talking about me and Melanie!
390
00:26:11,857 --> 00:26:13,051
Oh.
391
00:26:13,257 --> 00:26:15,567
She doesn't ever
want to have children.
392
00:26:15,858 --> 00:26:17,577
She doesn't?
393
00:26:17,819 --> 00:26:19,571
We just had a big fight.
394
00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:23,573
Well, hey. Hey, John, couples fight.
395
00:26:23,821 --> 00:26:28,055
If one wants a child and the other
doesn't, that's not good, right?
396
00:26:29,343 --> 00:26:31,380
Okay.
397
00:26:31,584 --> 00:26:33,860
You know, it's not, um...
398
00:26:34,065 --> 00:26:37,024
I am sure that
she will probably come around.
399
00:26:37,426 --> 00:26:41,181
Many people say that they never
want to have kids, okay?
400
00:26:41,387 --> 00:26:45,382
But then they meet the right person
and suddenly everything changes.
401
00:26:45,629 --> 00:26:47,143
The idea...
402
00:26:49,270 --> 00:26:53,390
...of conceiving another being
with somebody you love...
403
00:26:53,592 --> 00:26:57,063
...is much more powerful than
the abstract idea of having children.
404
00:26:58,074 --> 00:27:01,590
- Really?
- Really. Do not give up on her, John.
405
00:27:02,275 --> 00:27:05,473
No, no, no. Do not.
406
00:27:07,637 --> 00:27:09,310
Well, I mean...
407
00:27:09,598 --> 00:27:13,035
I agreed to think,
so I should perhaps go do that.
408
00:27:13,559 --> 00:27:15,391
- Yeah.
- But thank you.
409
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:19,158
I never for a second thought
he wouldn't come back.
410
00:27:20,442 --> 00:27:22,195
- Really?
- No.
411
00:27:22,403 --> 00:27:24,598
Come on. The man knows what he has.
412
00:27:36,608 --> 00:27:39,806
Though you don't call anymore
413
00:27:40,049 --> 00:27:44,806
I sit and wait in vain
414
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:49,524
I guess I'll rap on your door
415
00:27:49,773 --> 00:27:54,211
Tap on your window pane
416
00:27:59,816 --> 00:28:02,730
- What's up with the Biscuit?
- Oh, stuff.
417
00:28:04,098 --> 00:28:05,452
Wow!
418
00:28:05,659 --> 00:28:09,289
- Missing you
- Till you come back to me
419
00:28:09,540 --> 00:28:12,135
That's what I'm gonna do
420
00:28:12,381 --> 00:28:13,701
They're totally doing it.
421
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,421
Can you just listen to the song?
422
00:28:19,304 --> 00:28:21,614
"Till You Come Back. "
I love tonight's theme.
423
00:28:21,865 --> 00:28:23,901
Free
424
00:28:25,706 --> 00:28:27,538
I want us to do a number together.
425
00:28:27,787 --> 00:28:30,461
- Elaine, I don't sing.
- I'll teach you.
426
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:33,428
If you love me,
you'll do a number with me.
427
00:28:33,909 --> 00:28:36,105
I want to be hot like them.
428
00:28:38,991 --> 00:28:42,064
To prove that my love is true
429
00:28:42,312 --> 00:28:45,191
Oh, baby
430
00:28:45,393 --> 00:28:48,227
I agree with you, Elaine.
They must be biblical.
431
00:28:48,474 --> 00:28:50,193
Be quiet and enjoy the number.
432
00:28:50,435 --> 00:28:53,189
Mark, could you pass
the feminine napkins, please?
433
00:28:55,237 --> 00:28:56,956
- Bygones.
- Quiet.
434
00:29:05,921 --> 00:29:08,152
I've got to make you see
435
00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:13,672
Oh, that our love is dying
436
00:29:23,407 --> 00:29:26,366
I'm gonna rap on your door
437
00:30:24,550 --> 00:30:25,778
Renee?
438
00:30:30,352 --> 00:30:31,866
Renee?
439
00:30:56,482 --> 00:30:58,074
It's not what you think.
440
00:30:58,643 --> 00:31:01,283
- What's going on?
- She's back, that's what.
441
00:31:01,524 --> 00:31:04,437
I just came in looking
for the remote for...
442
00:31:06,205 --> 00:31:07,241
...the television.
443
00:31:07,486 --> 00:31:11,036
I felt her hovering.
I think she was watching us.
444
00:31:12,088 --> 00:31:13,885
Were you watching us?
445
00:31:15,769 --> 00:31:18,887
- As a matter of fact, yes.
- Why?
446
00:31:19,090 --> 00:31:20,763
It was nice.
447
00:31:21,011 --> 00:31:25,403
It made me feel a little less lonely
for a second to just look at you two.
448
00:31:28,654 --> 00:31:31,089
I really was going for the remote.
449
00:31:50,582 --> 00:31:53,302
Madame Foreperson, the jury
has reached a verdict?
450
00:31:53,983 --> 00:31:55,940
- We have, Your Honor.
What say you?
451
00:31:56,184 --> 00:31:58,858
We, the jury, find in favor
of the defendant...
452
00:31:59,105 --> 00:32:02,496
...and rule that the marriage
shall not be dissolved.
453
00:32:02,706 --> 00:32:06,064
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
this concludes your service.
454
00:32:12,350 --> 00:32:15,104
- I'm sorry.
- You did your best. Thanks again.
455
00:32:23,394 --> 00:32:24,873
I didn't sleep much last night.
456
00:32:27,035 --> 00:32:29,311
I could barely tic.
457
00:32:29,676 --> 00:32:31,713
Why don't we go back to the office?
458
00:32:32,957 --> 00:32:34,311
Yes. Can we do that?
459
00:32:35,759 --> 00:32:37,112
Sure.
460
00:32:47,483 --> 00:32:50,954
My problem is you love children.
461
00:32:51,204 --> 00:32:54,117
- Of course I do.
- Yeah, but hear me out.
462
00:32:54,325 --> 00:32:58,161
- I am agreeing with you.
- Just hear me out, damn it.
463
00:32:58,407 --> 00:33:00,319
Oh, peanut.
464
00:33:02,208 --> 00:33:03,528
Go ahead.
465
00:33:06,130 --> 00:33:10,409
Look, I mean you teach children.
You write children's books.
466
00:33:10,651 --> 00:33:13,565
You love them, and you get them,
Melanie.
467
00:33:13,813 --> 00:33:18,126
You totally tap into their magic,
their world.
468
00:33:18,374 --> 00:33:20,127
What's your point?
469
00:33:20,975 --> 00:33:23,331
My point is, I don't believe you.
470
00:33:24,617 --> 00:33:27,132
When you say you don't want them,
I don't believe you.
471
00:33:29,218 --> 00:33:31,130
Ally said something that...
472
00:33:31,699 --> 00:33:34,737
She implied that many couples...
473
00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:37,176
...when they opt to have children...
474
00:33:37,421 --> 00:33:40,938
...they're motivated
to celebrate their union.
475
00:33:42,423 --> 00:33:46,179
To have a baby with a person
you love most in life?
476
00:33:47,505 --> 00:33:49,815
What could be richer than that?
477
00:33:54,027 --> 00:33:58,147
I think at some point,
you're gonna meet the man...
478
00:33:58,349 --> 00:34:01,148
...who you do want
to have children with.
479
00:34:03,511 --> 00:34:05,980
I just don't think you've met him yet.
480
00:34:10,634 --> 00:34:12,943
This is about me.
481
00:34:13,915 --> 00:34:15,109
Evidently.
482
00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,752
I'm not the one, am I?
483
00:34:23,638 --> 00:34:26,358
You could very well...
484
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,952
...be the one.
485
00:34:30,281 --> 00:34:34,560
You could be the love of my life...
486
00:34:36,323 --> 00:34:38,997
...and I'd still walk away from you.
487
00:34:42,445 --> 00:34:44,880
Oh, John, I was married once.
488
00:34:45,847 --> 00:34:46,916
Years ago.
489
00:34:48,368 --> 00:34:50,963
Happily married, and I walked away.
490
00:34:52,449 --> 00:34:54,088
Why?
491
00:34:54,330 --> 00:34:56,367
Because it's what I do.
492
00:34:57,931 --> 00:35:01,767
Things flatten out. Normalcy.
493
00:35:03,253 --> 00:35:05,370
Contentment.
494
00:35:07,335 --> 00:35:08,973
And I walk away.
495
00:35:12,376 --> 00:35:14,174
Children?
496
00:35:16,938 --> 00:35:21,570
You have to believe in forever
before...
497
00:35:26,262 --> 00:35:28,173
I love you.
498
00:35:32,784 --> 00:35:34,582
I don't want to go.
499
00:35:34,825 --> 00:35:38,421
Today or tomorrow.
But I'm gonna go one day.
500
00:35:40,587 --> 00:35:42,179
I don't understand.
501
00:35:43,548 --> 00:35:46,985
I know, I mean, you say
you love somebody...
502
00:35:47,189 --> 00:35:48,589
You know, you...
503
00:35:50,631 --> 00:35:55,148
It's just what I do.
504
00:35:56,873 --> 00:36:01,949
I told you I would work on it,
and I did. I do. I will. I am.
505
00:36:03,635 --> 00:36:06,389
But I know that one day...
506
00:36:08,237 --> 00:36:09,876
...I'm gonna go away.
507
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,199
Well, then maybe
before either of us get too hurt...
508
00:36:21,642 --> 00:36:24,794
...maybe it should be today.
509
00:36:45,371 --> 00:36:47,328
I think somebody's in the unisex.
510
00:37:08,780 --> 00:37:11,693
The sadness and the sorrow
511
00:37:13,261 --> 00:37:19,259
Wish me luck, the same to you
512
00:37:19,664 --> 00:37:21,416
When do I sing?
513
00:37:22,625 --> 00:37:28,065
But I can't regret
What I did for love
514
00:37:28,307 --> 00:37:33,781
What I did for love
515
00:38:12,523 --> 00:38:14,003
You stuck me in a freezer?
516
00:38:27,209 --> 00:38:28,688
Are you back?
517
00:38:28,929 --> 00:38:30,409
I'm back.
518
00:38:33,651 --> 00:38:35,209
I'm not much better at hellos...
519
00:38:35,452 --> 00:38:36,965
- How long?
- What?
520
00:38:38,293 --> 00:38:39,931
I mean, is this...
521
00:38:40,734 --> 00:38:44,045
...a visit?
Or how long are you back for?
522
00:38:44,295 --> 00:38:47,732
Well, does forever work for you?
523
00:38:50,057 --> 00:38:52,049
I was hoping to move in.
524
00:38:56,539 --> 00:38:59,293
- Are you thinking about it?
- No, Larry, Larry...
525
00:38:59,540 --> 00:39:01,452
I won't shave my legs in the tub.
526
00:39:01,861 --> 00:39:05,378
No, uh-uh. Uh-uh, I'm...
527
00:39:06,023 --> 00:39:08,777
I just won't be able to take
you leaving again.
528
00:39:09,024 --> 00:39:11,858
Which works out well,
because I don't plan to.
529
00:39:14,466 --> 00:39:17,265
I told you, I'm only
at the beginning of loving you.
530
00:41:52,845 --> 00:41:53,960
You stinker!
531
00:41:55,326 --> 00:41:56,315
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