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I know I stand in line
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Until you think you have the time
To spend an evening with me
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And if we go someplace to dance
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I know that there's a chance
You won't be leaving with me
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When I was little...
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...I used to pretend Nancy Sinatra
was singing this song to me.
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You're kidding. When I was little, I
pretended Frank was singing it to me.
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- John?
- Yes?
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Do you want to walk me home tonight?
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If I tic more than normal,
it's because I'm nervous.
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I've never done this before.
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You've never...?
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No, I don't mean I'm a virgin.
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I've never brought a man
to my apartment.
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In fact, I've never brought
anyone back to my apartment.
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Well, I'm honored, then.
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I hope my underwear is clean.
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No, it was a joke.
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Ready?
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Ready.
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Whoo!
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You live here?
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Yeah.
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I feel safe and cozy. I just
can't have any dinner parties.
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But where do you even sleep?
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Ta-da!
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And...
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...is there a commode?
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Yes. Yes.
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Do you need to go?
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No, no, I'm fine.
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Is it too weird?
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No, I quite love it.
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And I suppose if
you misplace something...
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...it saves time.
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Yeah.
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Same for when I...
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...want to get a guy into my bedroom.
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You got me there.
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John, I...
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I so wanted you to see my apartment.
Do you really like it?
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Melanie, it's magical.
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How did you find this place?
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I know the super. He set me up.
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- Okay...
- I'm sorry.
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- There we go.
- Sorry.
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- When I'm...
- Nervous?
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Yeah.
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There may be an earthquake.
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No, it's not. That's the other thing.
This isn't technically an apartment.
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What is it?
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An old service elevator.
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I've been down this road
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Mr. Bo
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Walking the line
That's painted by pride
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And I have made mistakes in my life
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That I just can't hide
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Oh, I believe I am ready
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For what love has to bring
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I got myself together
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Yeah, now I'm ready to sing
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I've been searching my soul tonight
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I know there's so much more to life
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Now I know I can shine a light
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To find my way back home
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Oh, baby, yeah
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Oh, yeah
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First up, where's John?
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He's sitting in on Melanie's class
again to see...
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He's in love with her, follows her
around like a puppy dog. It's gross.
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Excellent. Next up, new client.
Roth Public Relations. Big ticket.
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A former employee is suing them.
Ally, I'd like you to handle it.
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Mark, second chair. A meeting
set up for 9:30. Moving on...
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- Wait, what's the case about?
- About $200 an hour, your time.
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The cause of action?
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A receptionist claims she was fired
for being too chunky. Ridiculous.
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- What did the client say?
- She was fat.
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Our client admits
that was the reason? Fat?
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She is. I saw a picture. A beast.
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I am certainly not gonna
take that case.
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The client wants a woman.
You'll do it. Final note:
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There's a charity twisting contest
at the bar Wednesday night.
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Chubby Checker will sing, which is
a treat since I thought he was...
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What's the word? Dead.
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I bought five entries at $ 1500 a pop.
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Nelle, you'll have to
round up a partner.
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- I don't twist, Richard.
- And I'm not gonna...
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I'm a champion twister.
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Did you say Wednesday night?
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I think an office bet could up the
ante on fun. 1000 bucks? Takers?
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I'm in.
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I have Elaine.
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- Excellent. Nelle?
- I don't twist.
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- Ally? 1000 to you?
- I'm in.
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I knew a man, Bojangles
And he'd dance for you
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In worn-out shoes
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Silver hair, a ragged shirt
And baggy pants
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The old soft-shoe
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I think you know this.
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- He jumped so high
- Jumped so high
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Then he lightly touched down
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What?
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Mr. Bojangles
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Sing with us, John.
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Mr. Bojangles
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Mr. Bojangles
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Dance...
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They love that trick.
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I knew it was coming.
I meant to do it.
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Recess! Recess! Lucky! Lucky!
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- Miss West?
- Yeah, Benny?
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- When will we see Mr. Bo again?
- Would you like to see him again?
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Yeah, we all would.
And you promised.
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Well, I will work on it, okay?
Go play.
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- Who's Mr. Bo?
- It's Mr. Bojangles.
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He's a homeless man living on Treemont
Street that I passed for years.
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I took the kids to visit him once.
Almost got fired for that.
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Mrs. Stiles won't let me
bring him to class.
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Does he really dance?
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Um...
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He can.
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Would you like to meet him?
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- Well, I...
- I'd love it if you would.
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Okay. Then, yeah. I'll meet him.
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Mark's waiting with the client
in your office.
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This is silly. Nobody hires
new lawyers on the day of trial.
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Anything can happen around here.
We don't live in a real world.
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Does chauvinism live in reality?
Firing a receptionist for being fat?
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Is that what the real world
has come to?
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- Ally. This is Geri Hill.
- Hello.
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You're the client?
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I'm very grateful for your
stepping in last minute.
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My other lawyers were
just not up to it.
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You...
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...as I understand the file...
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...discharged the plaintiff
because she was...
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...fat?
- Not fat. Just overweight.
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- Ah. And being overweight...?
- She can't really do the job.
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- Because...?
- She's not attractive enough.
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Look, I don't think that I am
the right lawyer to argue this.
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I'm afraid I need you. I'm out of
both lawyers and continuances.
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Richard said you're a good attorney...
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...with an excellent grasp
of the superficial.
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Did he?
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I don't think I can see my way
into taking up your cause.
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I don't believe people should be
judged on a first impression.
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You're certainly judging me.
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Do it. I want you to,
and I assigned it to you.
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You want me to argue it's okay to
evaluate somebody based on looks?
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What else is there?
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Why don't you go pluck an eyebrow,
or at least pencil one in?
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When you were attractive,
you didn't mind being judged...
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...on beauty alone. Amazing how
principle pops up with wrinkles.
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I've never challenged a girl
to a fight before...
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A black eye could
be an improvement...
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- Let's go.
Hey, hey, hey, wait.
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You're grownups. If you have a score
to settle, do it on the dance floor.
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Practice?
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I lost the Tina Turner contest to
Ally, of all people. I need to win.
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Elaine.
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It's just a charity thing.
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Then think of me as the charity case,
because I need to win.
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There he is up ahead.
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That's him with the broom.
He likes to sweep.
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Mr. Bo?
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Mel, sweetheart. Sweetheart.
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You don't smell good. Last shower?
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Christmas.
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- Who's that?
- This is my friend John.
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John, this is Mr. Bo.
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Very nice to meet you.
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- John is a very special friend of mine.
- Oh.
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I guess that gives us
something in common.
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Special friends of Melanie's.
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Something stuck in your nose?
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Mr. Bo.
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I wanted the two of you to meet.
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And the class wants to come by
for another visit.
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- Will the old battle-ax let them?
- I'll try to sneak them over.
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You look like an angel today.
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- He always says that.
- You do look like one.
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- I said it first!
- Mr. Bo, your manners. Be nice.
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He'd call you an angel,
then take credit for it.
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You think you're the first person
to call somebody an angel?
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All right. Okay? I'm gonna
go back to class.
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We just came by to say hello.
Until next time... Love you.
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Love you.
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No, no, no.
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- Nice meeting you.
- You said that already.
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- He didn't like me.
- It takes him a while to warm up.
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- Is he jealous?
- He could be, but he'll get over it.
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- She lives in an elevator?
- I am enraptured.
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It's this tiny little room.
Tiny little fixtures.
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Itty-bitty little bed.
Itty-bitty little chair.
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Why does Mark have to be in court?
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He's in trial. That's where
they do that sort of thing.
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It's Ally's trial.
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You put Mark on it so he won't be able
to practice for the twisting contest.
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Are you really that dopey...
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...or do you just say silly things
to go with your outfits?
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Hey! Mr. Bo?
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What are you doing?
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Did you see that homeless man?
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Gee, no. And my eyes
are always peeled for them.
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Melanie, did you see him?
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- Who?
- Mr. Bo. Mr. Bojangles.
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- He was just here.
- He was? Why?
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I don't know. Soon as he saw me,
he hopped on the elevator.
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- Is this man sane?
- Yes, he's sane. Are you sure?
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- I think he's after me.
- Don't be silly.
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Why was he here?
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First she came up and asked
if I were retaining water.
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- What did you say?
- I said I didn't know.
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My water-retention scale
was on the blink.
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Then she's less subtle.
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She said I needed to drop at least
five or I'd be let go.
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Five pounds?
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She could have meant kilos.
I didn't pin her down.
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Anything else?
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I got my hair cut, and she said,
"No, that doesn't work at all. "
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Finally she called me in her office...
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...said things weren't working out
and fired me.
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- Did she articulate her reason?
- I wasn't pretty enough.
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You needed to drop five
or you would be let go.
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- Did she actually say that?
- Right to my puffy face.
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So you were given a warning?
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When's the last time
somebody told you to diet?
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I don't think that we need
to get that personal.
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I hate when thin people think they
know what we go through.
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- I didn't...
- Because their butt's a tad big...
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...they think they know what it's like
to have a weight problem.
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I didn't... Not...
My butt is not a tad big.
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If it were,
should you be fired for it?
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- That's not the point.
- What is the point?
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- I have contour.
- Ms. McBeal...
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Let me see your ass.
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- Your Honor?
- Ms. McBeal?
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Seems I'm placing too much
importance on the way I look.
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Have you ever known people to do that?
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All the time.
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And have you ever known people who
attach too much significance...
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...on the way other people look?
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- Of course.
- Happens all the time, doesn't it?
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Yes, it does.
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Is it possible somebody could
come to my client's office...
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00:14:41,536 --> 00:14:44,846
...take a look at the receptionist
and form a quick conclusion...
247
00:14:45,057 --> 00:14:48,129
...not only about her,
but about the company itself?
248
00:14:50,538 --> 00:14:52,769
- Dancing lessons?
- Sam Adams is a great instructor.
249
00:14:53,019 --> 00:14:57,013
- You dance with a dead president?
- Sam Adams is a beer.
250
00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:59,781
This Sam Adams
will teach you the twist.
251
00:14:59,981 --> 00:15:02,495
- I am not entering that contest.
Whoo!
252
00:15:03,342 --> 00:15:06,733
Is that squealing thing
always gonna be here now?
253
00:15:07,103 --> 00:15:08,297
He's completely harmless.
254
00:15:08,503 --> 00:15:12,463
So are post office employees,
right up until they eat fast food.
255
00:15:12,664 --> 00:15:16,101
He gave me a menacing look
on the street. He came to my office.
256
00:15:16,305 --> 00:15:17,341
He's obsessed with you.
257
00:15:17,546 --> 00:15:19,901
I don't think he wants you having
another special friend.
258
00:15:20,106 --> 00:15:23,224
- He'd never hurt anybody.
- I have a nose for trouble.
259
00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:26,505
I'm sure it whistles with alarm.
But John, I know this...
260
00:15:26,948 --> 00:15:30,180
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- You disparaged my nose.
261
00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:34,700
Just let me talk to Mr. Bo, okay?
I'll handle everything.
262
00:15:45,273 --> 00:15:46,912
"The" Chubby Checker?
263
00:15:47,434 --> 00:15:51,223
No. No. One of the other ones.
Of course, "the" Chubby.
264
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,108
I'm in.
265
00:15:53,756 --> 00:15:55,587
Okay. Good.
266
00:15:55,836 --> 00:15:57,953
Good, now you've got to help me.
267
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:03,027
I'm in a no-win trial situation.
And you have to give me an idea.
268
00:16:03,278 --> 00:16:04,792
Why wouldn't you win?
269
00:16:05,039 --> 00:16:07,109
Were you not listening
when I told you?
270
00:16:07,359 --> 00:16:09,351
She fired her for being unattractive.
271
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,599
You see nothing wrong with that?
272
00:16:12,921 --> 00:16:14,274
Clearly, I must.
273
00:16:14,481 --> 00:16:16,632
It's okay that people
get fired and hired...
274
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,322
...based on whether
they're attractive?
275
00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,872
Ally, you work at Cage and Fish.
276
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:21,800
And?
277
00:16:22,004 --> 00:16:25,714
It's extremely well-known.
Richard Fish only hires babes.
278
00:16:27,085 --> 00:16:28,438
I beg your pardon?
279
00:16:28,645 --> 00:16:31,319
You didn't know? It's practically
in your firm's resume.
280
00:16:31,846 --> 00:16:34,964
- Ever seen your firm's resume?
- Richard does not hire based on...
281
00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:38,478
You. Ling. Nelle. Georgia.
282
00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:41,204
- It's quite the kennel.
- Where did you hear this?
283
00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:44,129
Guys want to work there due to it,
so do a lot of women.
284
00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:46,680
It's like being
a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.
285
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:32,137
- You had him arrested?
- The man is stalking me.
286
00:17:32,383 --> 00:17:34,534
- He was here.
- I said I'd speak to him.
287
00:17:34,784 --> 00:17:36,740
- It went a little beyond talking.
- John!
288
00:17:36,984 --> 00:17:39,340
- I was in danger.
- How could you do that?
289
00:17:39,545 --> 00:17:40,694
- Pkip, pkip, whoo!
- Pkip, pkip, whoo!
290
00:17:40,906 --> 00:17:42,942
Do you have any idea
how traumatized he'll be?
291
00:17:43,186 --> 00:17:44,905
How traumatized do you think I was...
292
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,941
...going in for my evening poopy
and finding him in my stall?!
293
00:17:51,388 --> 00:17:52,663
I was pursued! I felt like...
294
00:17:52,909 --> 00:17:54,740
- What's going on?
- They're fighting.
295
00:17:54,989 --> 00:17:56,423
Not good.
Think he needs help?
296
00:17:56,670 --> 00:17:59,743
I don't know. When Ling said
she's a champion twister...
297
00:17:59,951 --> 00:18:02,750
...has she actually won a competition?
298
00:18:02,992 --> 00:18:04,141
Yikes. It sounds ugly.
299
00:18:04,392 --> 00:18:05,791
I've made love to Ling.
300
00:18:05,993 --> 00:18:09,703
If she can twist half as well as
she can contort, you have no chance.
301
00:18:11,594 --> 00:18:15,349
I don't even have Tourette's! I just
pretended to get a little action!
302
00:18:15,555 --> 00:18:18,548
Where's the concern
for my welfare, I ask you.
303
00:18:19,396 --> 00:18:20,955
Didn't wait for my answer.
304
00:18:40,802 --> 00:18:43,954
It isn't just about a first
impression, which is important.
305
00:18:44,163 --> 00:18:46,041
The reception area's
also the waiting room.
306
00:18:46,244 --> 00:18:48,553
- How's that relevant?
- Waiting's not fun.
307
00:18:48,804 --> 00:18:52,320
It helps mitigate impatience when they
sit with a pretty girl in the room.
308
00:18:52,526 --> 00:18:56,805
In fact, this may sound chauvinistic,
but it's nevertheless true:
309
00:18:57,007 --> 00:18:59,043
With beautiful women there,
men are happy.
310
00:18:59,247 --> 00:19:01,125
What about the women waiting?
311
00:19:01,328 --> 00:19:02,886
They enjoy it too.
312
00:19:03,088 --> 00:19:05,319
Again, this may sound
gender-biased.
313
00:19:05,529 --> 00:19:09,443
Most women, especially my clients,
are extremely fashion-conscious.
314
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:12,927
- Look at you.
- Please just answer the questions.
315
00:19:13,131 --> 00:19:14,451
Women love to look at clothes.
316
00:19:14,652 --> 00:19:16,688
It helps for my receptionists
to look like models.
317
00:19:16,892 --> 00:19:21,490
The clothes on them look better.
Ms. Pipp's 10 pounds shy of a muumuu.
318
00:19:21,734 --> 00:19:23,770
You feel no compunction
about firing someone...
319
00:19:23,974 --> 00:19:25,647
...because they're not
good-looking enough.
320
00:19:25,855 --> 00:19:29,326
If I've learned anything in public
relations, it's that packaging counts.
321
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:32,449
So it's okay to discriminate
on the basis of packaging.
322
00:19:32,657 --> 00:19:34,966
She didn't protest when
I hired her on looks.
323
00:19:35,177 --> 00:19:36,372
What about your publicists?
324
00:19:36,578 --> 00:19:39,046
GERl: That's different. Them I hire
on talent, skill.
325
00:19:39,259 --> 00:19:42,730
I'd imagine a beautiful publicist
would make for a better presentation.
326
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,373
You imagined correctly.
327
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:47,852
- Skills equal, you'd hire the prettier?
- In an eye blink.
328
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:51,896
Basically no matter what the
position, looks count, Ms. Hill?
329
00:19:52,102 --> 00:19:54,571
I suppose I'm
the first person to think that.
330
00:19:54,823 --> 00:19:58,419
No, you're not, Ms. Hill. There's
plenty more where you came from.
331
00:20:00,504 --> 00:20:01,904
I told you, no.
332
00:20:02,105 --> 00:20:04,495
Just one lesson.
Then you'll want to do it.
333
00:20:04,706 --> 00:20:08,825
I do not like my eggs with Spam.
I do not twist with Sam-I-Am.
334
00:20:09,027 --> 00:20:10,585
Funny.
335
00:20:11,388 --> 00:20:12,537
He's here.
336
00:20:12,748 --> 00:20:16,185
Well, then, send him away.
I just don't...
337
00:20:23,231 --> 00:20:28,147
Sam, Nelle. Nelle, Sam.
338
00:20:28,432 --> 00:20:29,627
You're Sam Adams?
339
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:30,902
Hello.
340
00:20:34,594 --> 00:20:35,788
Hi.
341
00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:38,593
Your hands are very cold.
342
00:20:39,835 --> 00:20:41,189
But getting hotter.
343
00:20:42,916 --> 00:20:45,192
It'd be my pleasure
to be your partner.
344
00:20:45,717 --> 00:20:47,196
Maybe one lesson.
345
00:20:52,639 --> 00:20:57,555
Three-two-six-six-two. Commonwealth
versus John Doe, alias Mr. Bo.
346
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,797
Assault, stalking with intent.
347
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,317
I'm Marsha Paine for the defendant.
We waive reading.
348
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:04,194
He was arrested under
the anti-stalking statute?
349
00:21:04,442 --> 00:21:05,432
Yes, Your Honor.
350
00:21:05,643 --> 00:21:09,683
Your Honor? I'd like to drop those
charges. This was all a mistake.
351
00:21:09,884 --> 00:21:11,681
- Are you the victim?
- No, but I know the victim...
352
00:21:11,924 --> 00:21:14,837
- He thought he was being stalked...
- You have no standing here...
353
00:21:15,045 --> 00:21:16,399
...unless you yourself...
354
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:20,524
Your Honor, attorney John Cage.
I'm the victim.
355
00:21:20,727 --> 00:21:25,643
And there evidently was a mistake,
and I'm prepared to drop the charges.
356
00:21:25,848 --> 00:21:29,205
You thought this man was stalking you.
Now you feel you were in error?
357
00:21:29,449 --> 00:21:33,159
That is correct, Your Honor.
It seems I overreacted...
358
00:21:33,370 --> 00:21:36,841
...and if called upon to testify,
that's what I'll be saying.
359
00:21:37,452 --> 00:21:41,571
The charges are dismissed.
Mr. Cage, you will pay court costs.
360
00:21:41,773 --> 00:21:43,411
The defendant is free to go.
361
00:21:57,577 --> 00:21:58,726
What's the big deal?
362
00:21:58,937 --> 00:22:01,327
Don't answer my question
with a question.
363
00:22:01,538 --> 00:22:02,288
Mine, or...
364
00:22:02,498 --> 00:22:04,694
- I want to see the firm resume.
- It's for clients.
365
00:22:04,899 --> 00:22:06,618
I want to see it right now.
366
00:22:21,824 --> 00:22:25,022
- "Our lawyers have legs to stand on. "
- Fish-ism.
367
00:22:25,465 --> 00:22:28,538
One more time:
Did you hire me based on my looks?
368
00:22:29,466 --> 00:22:33,062
- Did we know each other in law school?
- Not really.
369
00:22:33,267 --> 00:22:35,657
Did I interview you for the job
or ask for a reference?
370
00:22:35,908 --> 00:22:36,863
No.
371
00:22:37,068 --> 00:22:40,425
All I had to go on was looks. Why
bite the hand that wants to touch you?
372
00:22:40,629 --> 00:22:43,064
It had nothing to do with my ability.
373
00:22:43,270 --> 00:22:44,862
I'm still looking for that. Kidding.
374
00:22:45,070 --> 00:22:47,631
You, Ling, Nelle, you're smart.
You wouldn't be here if you weren't.
375
00:22:47,831 --> 00:22:51,108
People hate us. Clients think
lawyers are out to screw them.
376
00:22:51,312 --> 00:22:53,349
It's easier being screwed
by a beautiful woman.
377
00:22:53,553 --> 00:22:55,669
- I don't believe it.
- You trade on your looks every day.
378
00:22:55,913 --> 00:22:58,951
You wake up each morning, pull out
the lip gloss, the rouge.
379
00:22:59,154 --> 00:23:00,827
What for, to brush up
your intellect?
380
00:23:23,681 --> 00:23:25,798
Isn't this salsa?
381
00:23:26,002 --> 00:23:29,040
If you can salsa,
the twist will be easy.
382
00:23:30,003 --> 00:23:31,402
You're actually very good.
383
00:23:31,603 --> 00:23:33,560
- Am I?
- Yeah.
384
00:23:45,687 --> 00:23:48,043
Excuse me.
Could you give me a minute?
385
00:23:49,408 --> 00:23:50,444
Sure.
386
00:23:55,450 --> 00:23:58,204
Wait a minute, Elaine.
This is my office.
387
00:23:58,411 --> 00:24:02,644
That's right. Secretaries don't get
offices. Secretaries get stations.
388
00:24:02,892 --> 00:24:05,646
I should know my station in life
by now, shouldn't I?
389
00:24:06,013 --> 00:24:09,802
Okay. What's the matter?
390
00:24:10,014 --> 00:24:12,370
Nelle has an instructor.
Ling's a champion.
391
00:24:12,575 --> 00:24:14,486
Nelle has this Latin pelvic machine.
392
00:24:14,695 --> 00:24:18,929
The twisting contest?
Elaine, this is for charity.
393
00:24:19,137 --> 00:24:23,416
I don't care. You people win at
everything. I'm sick of you people.
394
00:24:23,618 --> 00:24:24,255
Never mind.
395
00:24:24,498 --> 00:24:28,890
"You people"?
Okay, and who would that be?
396
00:24:29,099 --> 00:24:31,853
I don't have a law degree.
I didn't even go to college.
397
00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:33,892
There's not much out there
for me to...
398
00:24:34,101 --> 00:24:35,454
Oh, forget it.
399
00:24:35,701 --> 00:24:39,012
You want to win a dance contest
because you didn't go to college?
400
00:24:39,222 --> 00:24:40,975
I wouldn't expect you to understand.
401
00:24:41,183 --> 00:24:42,662
Let me tell you something.
402
00:24:42,903 --> 00:24:46,055
I may have a law degree, but
I was hired for being a babe.
403
00:24:46,304 --> 00:24:50,662
Oh, right. Yeah, you. You're a babe.
Come on, you're hardly...
404
00:24:52,266 --> 00:24:53,415
I'm sure that's not true.
405
00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:57,859
It is. I may have an education,
but I got my job as Richard's trophy.
406
00:24:58,067 --> 00:25:01,697
So don't think you have
the priority on the esteem blues.
407
00:25:01,909 --> 00:25:05,299
You know, whatever Richard might
think, Ally, you know better.
408
00:25:07,150 --> 00:25:09,540
You are smarter.
You do have the education.
409
00:25:09,751 --> 00:25:11,707
You can walk down
the street feeling...
410
00:25:13,192 --> 00:25:15,262
Me, I dance better.
411
00:25:15,832 --> 00:25:16,948
Or maybe not.
412
00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:22,391
You really think that by winning
this twist contest you'll feel...
413
00:25:22,594 --> 00:25:24,870
I'd feel better than if I'd lost it.
414
00:25:29,036 --> 00:25:30,435
Whoo!
415
00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:39,672
Hello.
416
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,838
Well, hi, John.
417
00:25:46,281 --> 00:25:47,555
How's Mr. Bo?
418
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,480
He's fine.
419
00:25:51,242 --> 00:25:54,679
We're really grateful
that you recanted.
420
00:25:55,724 --> 00:25:59,638
- He really did frighten me.
- I told you I'd speak to him.
421
00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:03,484
You could've told me you called
the police. That was stupid.
422
00:26:03,726 --> 00:26:05,876
Well...
Please don't call me stupid.
423
00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:09,716
Just because he's homeless,
he's not an animal.
424
00:26:10,128 --> 00:26:15,044
I understand that. I guess
I don't understand...
425
00:26:17,330 --> 00:26:21,563
Can you tell me
why he's so important to you?
426
00:26:22,651 --> 00:26:24,084
He's my father.
427
00:26:36,135 --> 00:26:37,409
Why didn't you tell me?
428
00:26:38,535 --> 00:26:40,572
Because... I...
429
00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:44,127
I don't know. I guess
I was embarrassed...
430
00:26:44,377 --> 00:26:45,776
...having a homeless father.
431
00:26:46,818 --> 00:26:49,332
I didn't think you let yourself
be ashamed about anything.
432
00:26:49,539 --> 00:26:52,417
I'm not ashamed. I'm embarrassed.
433
00:26:52,659 --> 00:26:57,815
I have nothing to be ashamed of,
except maybe being embarrassed.
434
00:26:58,301 --> 00:26:59,814
Oh. Oh, okay.
435
00:27:01,462 --> 00:27:02,690
I am ashamed.
436
00:27:06,423 --> 00:27:09,496
I'm ashamed of being embarrassed
about my own father.
437
00:27:09,984 --> 00:27:11,657
Well, can we help him?
438
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:18,096
It's not about that for him. This
is the society he chooses to live in.
439
00:27:18,307 --> 00:27:22,096
I put him into shelters. He has
places to stay when it's cold, but...
440
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:26,700
Yes, but what about mental help?
If he's choosing to be homeless...
441
00:27:26,949 --> 00:27:30,306
The pressures of ordinary life
were beginning to...
442
00:27:30,670 --> 00:27:32,103
...break him down mentally.
443
00:27:32,310 --> 00:27:35,303
And since he's been on the streets...
444
00:27:35,911 --> 00:27:38,585
...he's more peaceful
than I've ever seen him.
445
00:27:38,792 --> 00:27:40,670
He's a kind man, John.
446
00:27:40,873 --> 00:27:43,513
I wanted you to meet him because...
447
00:27:44,834 --> 00:27:49,033
...he's a wonderful person.
He's just a little different.
448
00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:56,309
Well, the last woman I dated,
her father thought he was Santa Claus.
449
00:27:58,478 --> 00:28:00,469
Can I talk to him,
let him know I know?
450
00:28:00,838 --> 00:28:03,592
- He'll want to wrestle you.
- I beg your pardon?
451
00:28:03,799 --> 00:28:06,234
That's probably why
he came by the office.
452
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,112
To wrestle me?
453
00:28:08,441 --> 00:28:09,317
Oh, God.
454
00:28:09,561 --> 00:28:13,760
Let him be.
I'll get him to leave you alone.
455
00:28:15,803 --> 00:28:17,600
Yeah.
456
00:28:25,325 --> 00:28:29,524
My wife is a real estate broker.
She sells million-dollar homes.
457
00:28:29,766 --> 00:28:31,564
Before showing,
she gets there early...
458
00:28:31,767 --> 00:28:34,407
...and puts floral arrangements
around the house...
459
00:28:34,608 --> 00:28:36,803
...a bowl of fruit on
the dining room table.
460
00:28:37,008 --> 00:28:41,526
I ask her, "People are about to plop
down millions of dollars on a house.
461
00:28:41,770 --> 00:28:44,729
Do flowers and a bowl of fruit
really mean anything?"
462
00:28:44,971 --> 00:28:47,690
And she says, "You'd be surprised. "
463
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:50,725
Packaging is everything today.
464
00:28:50,932 --> 00:28:54,767
Movies get made today not on content,
but on the basis of marketability.
465
00:28:54,973 --> 00:28:58,250
"Will it open?"
Television is the same thing.
466
00:28:58,494 --> 00:29:01,771
If the audience can't grasp
the concept quickly, it's gone.
467
00:29:01,975 --> 00:29:04,695
Cars, fashion, you name it.
468
00:29:04,936 --> 00:29:07,531
What sells is cosmetic.
469
00:29:08,297 --> 00:29:11,927
That's the world we live in.
Okay, I get it.
470
00:29:12,178 --> 00:29:15,251
But when it comes to people,
to human beings...
471
00:29:15,499 --> 00:29:18,890
...are we really prepared to say
that's okay?
472
00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:21,450
To judge a person
by physical appearance...
473
00:29:21,661 --> 00:29:23,937
...instead of talent,
instead of character?
474
00:29:24,142 --> 00:29:27,340
Are we to really accept that?
475
00:29:27,543 --> 00:29:32,334
She is a human being. A person,
for God's sake. Not a countertop.
476
00:29:32,584 --> 00:29:36,134
She put in nine years.
She served her company faithfully.
477
00:29:36,385 --> 00:29:38,536
Her skills were never questioned...
478
00:29:38,746 --> 00:29:42,535
...and she was fired because
her face started to look puffy.
479
00:29:43,467 --> 00:29:45,139
Is that what we've come to?
480
00:29:46,388 --> 00:29:47,787
It's your decision.
481
00:29:48,468 --> 00:29:51,666
Unfortunately, it's not your decision.
482
00:29:51,869 --> 00:29:54,748
You don't get to decide
the world we live in.
483
00:29:54,950 --> 00:29:55,905
We'd all like one...
484
00:29:56,111 --> 00:30:00,549
...where people don't judge each other
on looks, and maybe one day we will.
485
00:30:00,792 --> 00:30:04,581
But for now, you have to consider
my client's actions...
486
00:30:04,833 --> 00:30:09,066
...in the context of the world
we live in today.
487
00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:13,712
You know, everything that Mr. Stone
said is true.
488
00:30:14,276 --> 00:30:16,710
We exalt the first impression.
489
00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:21,150
We might profess, "You can't
judge a book by its cover. "
490
00:30:21,398 --> 00:30:24,869
But, in fact, and any good
publisher will tell you this...
491
00:30:25,079 --> 00:30:28,550
...that the key to a best-seller
is, in fact, the cover.
492
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:32,077
People walk into bookstores
and buy based on the jacket.
493
00:30:32,321 --> 00:30:35,119
We choose our president
on who looks the best.
494
00:30:35,321 --> 00:30:38,792
I just found out that I got
my job based on my appearance.
495
00:30:39,002 --> 00:30:45,239
My pretty face. My slender legs.
The perfect contour of my buttocks.
496
00:30:49,005 --> 00:30:50,758
Does that make me proud?
497
00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:55,442
No. But it is the reality.
And here's another one:
498
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:59,044
Geri Hill is in the business
of selling first impressions.
499
00:30:59,248 --> 00:31:02,400
She runs a public relations firm.
How can a client trust her...
500
00:31:02,609 --> 00:31:05,078
...if the first impression
she makes isn't good?
501
00:31:05,690 --> 00:31:07,646
The receptionist is there to greet.
502
00:31:07,851 --> 00:31:09,967
The receptionist
is the first impression.
503
00:31:10,211 --> 00:31:14,364
She is part of the package that wraps
up what Geri Hill has to sell.
504
00:31:14,612 --> 00:31:19,529
And Mr. Stone has admitted to you
what the real world is.
505
00:31:19,774 --> 00:31:23,768
He's arguing that Geri Hill
shouldn't get to live in it.
506
00:31:34,818 --> 00:31:37,208
I ought to thank you
for the room and board.
507
00:31:38,019 --> 00:31:41,012
I didn't know you were just being
an over-protective father.
508
00:31:41,420 --> 00:31:44,379
People don't always treat her right.
I need to check up.
509
00:31:44,821 --> 00:31:47,211
You were smart to hang out
in the bathroom.
510
00:31:47,422 --> 00:31:49,378
Were you looking for a stool sample?
511
00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:56,613
Do you love her?
512
00:31:59,145 --> 00:32:00,783
I think I might.
513
00:32:01,105 --> 00:32:02,300
Yes.
514
00:32:02,746 --> 00:32:03,895
Then I must wrestle you.
515
00:32:04,826 --> 00:32:06,977
Mr. Bo, I'm a grown man.
516
00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:10,265
And what I'd like to do,
instead of wrestling you...
517
00:32:10,468 --> 00:32:13,029
I think maybe I'd like
to get you some help.
518
00:32:13,229 --> 00:32:15,299
- You're chicken.
- I'm not. I just...
519
00:32:15,509 --> 00:32:18,388
Why don't you just admit it?
You little squirt.
520
00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:21,463
Has the jury reached a verdict?
521
00:32:21,671 --> 00:32:23,583
- We have, Your Honor.
What say you?
522
00:32:23,792 --> 00:32:27,786
In the matter of Pipp versus Hill,
we find in favor of the defendant.
523
00:32:28,393 --> 00:32:32,182
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
this ends your service. Adjourned.
524
00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:35,467
Well. Congratulations.
525
00:32:35,675 --> 00:32:39,305
Your closing was so effective, one
might think you believed it.
526
00:32:39,516 --> 00:32:40,869
I suppose one might.
527
00:32:42,517 --> 00:32:43,950
Good luck with your business.
528
00:32:44,357 --> 00:32:47,589
- I didn't invent the way things work.
- But you perpetuate it.
529
00:32:47,838 --> 00:32:49,238
And you're sure you don't?
530
00:32:49,639 --> 00:32:54,555
We're having a twisting contest.
Maybe you'd like... Maybe not.
531
00:33:00,962 --> 00:33:03,636
Foolish girl till the early bright
532
00:33:03,883 --> 00:33:08,719
Make the scene with the record machine
At the dancin ' party tonight
533
00:33:09,204 --> 00:33:13,802
- Unbelievable. He's really not dead.
- Are you sure?
534
00:33:15,006 --> 00:33:16,803
I'm a little nervous.
535
00:33:18,327 --> 00:33:19,316
You're ready.
536
00:33:21,008 --> 00:33:24,081
You know the secret to dance?
Any dance?
537
00:33:24,409 --> 00:33:25,205
What?
538
00:33:25,969 --> 00:33:27,322
Sex.
539
00:33:27,970 --> 00:33:32,010
You need to make love to the song.
Everything else follows.
540
00:33:33,171 --> 00:33:34,810
Okay.
541
00:33:37,652 --> 00:33:40,406
I hope you're channeling
some rhythm my way.
542
00:33:40,973 --> 00:33:43,647
Twist and shout
Till we knock ourselves out
543
00:33:43,894 --> 00:33:45,806
At the dancin ' party tonight
544
00:33:46,055 --> 00:33:47,408
Mr. Bo?
545
00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:17,059
All right.
546
00:34:17,543 --> 00:34:20,183
You're a little wiry,
but you can date her.
547
00:34:20,384 --> 00:34:23,536
That's how you judge somebody,
by how well he wrestles?
548
00:34:23,745 --> 00:34:25,623
There are worse ways to measure a man.
549
00:34:25,986 --> 00:34:29,980
Mr. Bo, I am going to say something
to you my father once said to me.
550
00:34:30,187 --> 00:34:31,540
You are a total kook-ball.
551
00:34:31,747 --> 00:34:33,420
Is kook-ball even a real word?
552
00:34:33,628 --> 00:34:37,588
If it was good enough for my father,
it's good enough for you.
553
00:34:37,789 --> 00:34:39,347
You got supper plans?
554
00:34:39,670 --> 00:34:42,548
I got a piece of salmon
for the hibachi.
555
00:34:42,870 --> 00:34:44,941
Homeless people eat salmon now?
556
00:34:51,513 --> 00:34:55,507
Come on, baby
Let's do the twist
557
00:34:57,715 --> 00:35:01,709
Come on, baby
Let's do the twist
558
00:35:08,838 --> 00:35:11,477
Come on and twist
559
00:35:11,839 --> 00:35:14,433
Yeah, baby, twist
560
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,876
Yeah, just like this
561
00:36:19,097 --> 00:36:21,566
This isn't fair.
She gets Chubby. What do I get?
562
00:36:21,778 --> 00:36:23,849
You'll get your chubby later.
563
00:36:24,459 --> 00:36:26,256
I want that one.
564
00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:29,256
The good news is Ling's not winning.
565
00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:31,656
- Bad news is...
- Neither are we.
566
00:36:47,585 --> 00:36:49,781
You could stay at my place
one night, Mr. Bo.
567
00:36:50,026 --> 00:36:52,985
- Plenty of room.
- I'll stay in my own home, thank you.
568
00:36:53,187 --> 00:36:57,306
- Maybe we should get something to eat.
- No, the toad and I already ate.
569
00:36:57,908 --> 00:37:00,981
- Could you not call him "the toad"?
- But it so fits.
570
00:37:01,189 --> 00:37:03,306
- Such a kook-ball!
- At least "toad" is a real word.
571
00:37:03,510 --> 00:37:05,785
No kook-ball. No toad. You got it?
572
00:37:06,030 --> 00:37:08,022
- Okay.
- Thanks.
573
00:37:08,231 --> 00:37:10,063
- Hey! Hey!
- What?
574
00:37:10,312 --> 00:37:12,462
- One more.
- One more what?
575
00:37:12,912 --> 00:37:15,063
No more Mr. Bo. Not from you.
576
00:37:15,433 --> 00:37:18,392
I know. I know, in front
of others, you...
577
00:37:18,594 --> 00:37:21,348
But when we're alone,
could it be "Dad"?
578
00:37:25,476 --> 00:37:29,675
I was never ashamed of you. I just...
579
00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:31,475
Didn't want people to know.
580
00:37:32,398 --> 00:37:34,707
- Oh, Daddy.
- I know, honey.
581
00:37:34,918 --> 00:37:36,432
No, you don't know. Be quiet.
582
00:37:36,639 --> 00:37:38,595
Why should you even presume to know?
583
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,995
- I dance better...
- You cheat at wrestling.
584
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,510
Twisting, you looked constipated.
585
00:37:43,721 --> 00:37:44,676
All right!
586
00:37:45,121 --> 00:37:49,753
She brings her class to see you. She
brought me to meet you, to my dismay.
587
00:37:49,963 --> 00:37:51,635
Does that sound like she's ashamed?
588
00:37:52,123 --> 00:37:55,480
All the people in her life she wants
you to know, and them to know you.
589
00:37:55,724 --> 00:37:58,285
- Lf that's not love...
- God didn't make little green apples.
590
00:37:58,525 --> 00:38:02,405
- Okay, let's just...
- All right, all right.
591
00:38:03,927 --> 00:38:06,885
- Lf Fats Domino plays at that bar...
- We'll get you.
592
00:38:07,127 --> 00:38:09,278
He would pin you in a second.
593
00:38:10,328 --> 00:38:13,287
- Don't be a stranger.
- I won't be.
594
00:38:15,690 --> 00:38:16,964
I love you, Dad.
595
00:38:19,051 --> 00:38:20,484
I love you.
596
00:38:20,691 --> 00:38:22,284
- Hey!
- What?
597
00:38:23,732 --> 00:38:24,528
He's okay.
598
00:38:26,493 --> 00:38:27,892
Yeah, he is.
599
00:38:28,133 --> 00:38:29,283
Night.
600
00:38:42,937 --> 00:38:45,088
I wish I could do more to help him.
601
00:38:45,338 --> 00:38:48,888
He's living the life
he wants to, Melanie.
602
00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:51,019
I think he's happy.
603
00:38:51,220 --> 00:38:54,099
Yeah. He may very well be.
604
00:39:24,629 --> 00:39:26,108
I'm just gonna go get my coat.
605
00:39:28,070 --> 00:39:31,905
- Elaine, hey. Where's Mark?
- Getting the car.
606
00:39:32,111 --> 00:39:34,023
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
607
00:39:34,512 --> 00:39:37,391
- How does it feel?
- Well, you know.
608
00:39:37,753 --> 00:39:39,630
Like Tin Man when he got his heart?
609
00:39:40,553 --> 00:39:42,306
This is something, Ally.
610
00:39:42,874 --> 00:39:44,274
It is something.
611
00:39:44,635 --> 00:39:46,307
No, I know.
612
00:39:46,555 --> 00:39:48,035
Congratulations, again.
613
00:39:49,156 --> 00:39:52,513
So, I'm just gonna be a second.
614
00:39:58,238 --> 00:40:00,036
- It's really shiny.
- Yes, it is.
615
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,118
Could I enjoy it for one night
before you two strip it of luster?
616
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:08,357
You should enjoy it forever. But it's
where you display it. That's the key.
617
00:40:09,722 --> 00:40:12,555
Put it on the mantle, it says to
the world this is who you are.
618
00:40:12,762 --> 00:40:13,912
You're way more than this.
619
00:40:14,243 --> 00:40:19,034
Stick it in a drawer, it says this is
something you've done, accomplished.
620
00:40:19,244 --> 00:40:22,760
An inner drawer,
it doesn't tarnish so easily.
621
00:40:23,365 --> 00:40:27,883
Keep it, it's yours, you won it.
Just don't hold yourself up to it.
622
00:40:30,447 --> 00:40:32,439
- Ready?
- All set, let's go.
623
00:40:32,648 --> 00:40:33,922
Coming?
624
00:40:34,168 --> 00:40:36,524
In a minute, you guys go ahead.
625
00:42:03,713 --> 00:42:04,749
You stinker!
626
00:42:04,954 --> 00:42:05,943
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