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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,573 --> 00:00:14,042 I know I stand in line 2 00:00:14,294 --> 00:00:18,846 Until you think you have the time To spend an evening with me 3 00:00:20,856 --> 00:00:23,370 And if we go someplace to dance 4 00:00:23,616 --> 00:00:27,850 I know that there's a chance You won't be leaving with me 5 00:00:28,058 --> 00:00:29,377 When I was little... 6 00:00:29,618 --> 00:00:33,055 ...I used to pretend Nancy Sinatra was singing this song to me. 7 00:00:33,299 --> 00:00:37,657 You're kidding. When I was little, I pretended Frank was singing it to me. 8 00:00:39,261 --> 00:00:41,377 - John? - Yes? 9 00:00:41,621 --> 00:00:43,658 Do you want to walk me home tonight? 10 00:00:53,905 --> 00:00:56,579 If I tic more than normal, it's because I'm nervous. 11 00:00:56,786 --> 00:00:58,663 I've never done this before. 12 00:00:59,106 --> 00:01:00,665 You've never...? 13 00:01:00,867 --> 00:01:02,459 No, I don't mean I'm a virgin. 14 00:01:02,707 --> 00:01:05,097 I've never brought a man to my apartment. 15 00:01:05,348 --> 00:01:10,264 In fact, I've never brought anyone back to my apartment. 16 00:01:10,509 --> 00:01:12,068 Well, I'm honored, then. 17 00:01:12,270 --> 00:01:14,067 I hope my underwear is clean. 18 00:01:14,310 --> 00:01:15,869 No, it was a joke. 19 00:01:16,711 --> 00:01:17,700 Ready? 20 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,265 Ready. 21 00:01:21,593 --> 00:01:22,582 Whoo! 22 00:01:32,596 --> 00:01:33,824 You live here? 23 00:01:34,156 --> 00:01:35,225 Yeah. 24 00:01:35,436 --> 00:01:39,670 I feel safe and cozy. I just can't have any dinner parties. 25 00:01:40,838 --> 00:01:44,070 But where do you even sleep? 26 00:01:55,522 --> 00:01:56,671 Ta-da! 27 00:01:57,683 --> 00:01:59,082 And... 28 00:01:59,923 --> 00:02:01,516 ...is there a commode? 29 00:02:01,724 --> 00:02:03,476 Yes. Yes. 30 00:02:10,806 --> 00:02:11,682 Do you need to go? 31 00:02:12,087 --> 00:02:14,043 No, no, I'm fine. 32 00:02:18,568 --> 00:02:19,684 Is it too weird? 33 00:02:20,609 --> 00:02:23,124 No, I quite love it. 34 00:02:23,330 --> 00:02:26,129 And I suppose if you misplace something... 35 00:02:26,331 --> 00:02:27,320 ...it saves time. 36 00:02:28,411 --> 00:02:29,639 Yeah. 37 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:31,888 Same for when I... 38 00:02:32,092 --> 00:02:34,243 ...want to get a guy into my bedroom. 39 00:02:35,653 --> 00:02:37,133 You got me there. 40 00:02:37,854 --> 00:02:39,333 John, I... 41 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:42,493 I so wanted you to see my apartment. Do you really like it? 42 00:02:42,735 --> 00:02:45,091 Melanie, it's magical. 43 00:02:45,496 --> 00:02:46,849 How did you find this place? 44 00:02:47,216 --> 00:02:49,606 I know the super. He set me up. 45 00:02:54,458 --> 00:02:55,528 - Okay... - I'm sorry. 46 00:02:55,739 --> 00:02:56,615 - There we go. - Sorry. 47 00:02:56,859 --> 00:02:58,338 - When I'm... - Nervous? 48 00:02:58,580 --> 00:02:59,695 Yeah. 49 00:03:14,304 --> 00:03:15,623 There may be an earthquake. 50 00:03:15,824 --> 00:03:19,500 No, it's not. That's the other thing. This isn't technically an apartment. 51 00:03:19,745 --> 00:03:20,815 What is it? 52 00:03:21,546 --> 00:03:23,697 An old service elevator. 53 00:03:27,748 --> 00:03:29,181 I've been down this road 54 00:03:30,709 --> 00:03:32,700 Mr. Bo 55 00:03:32,909 --> 00:03:36,949 Walking the line That's painted by pride 56 00:03:37,510 --> 00:03:39,786 And I have made mistakes in my life 57 00:03:40,031 --> 00:03:43,707 That I just can't hide 58 00:03:44,312 --> 00:03:46,907 Oh, I believe I am ready 59 00:03:47,153 --> 00:03:50,863 For what love has to bring 60 00:03:51,474 --> 00:03:53,989 I got myself together 61 00:03:54,195 --> 00:03:58,428 Yeah, now I'm ready to sing 62 00:03:58,676 --> 00:04:01,828 I've been searching my soul tonight 63 00:04:02,077 --> 00:04:05,388 I know there's so much more to life 64 00:04:05,598 --> 00:04:08,397 Now I know I can shine a light 65 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:11,996 To find my way back home 66 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,791 Oh, baby, yeah 67 00:04:17,161 --> 00:04:19,835 Oh, yeah 68 00:04:42,368 --> 00:04:43,927 First up, where's John? 69 00:04:44,169 --> 00:04:46,638 He's sitting in on Melanie's class again to see... 70 00:04:46,850 --> 00:04:50,082 He's in love with her, follows her around like a puppy dog. It's gross. 71 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:53,847 Excellent. Next up, new client. Roth Public Relations. Big ticket. 72 00:04:54,052 --> 00:04:57,568 A former employee is suing them. Ally, I'd like you to handle it. 73 00:04:57,773 --> 00:05:00,686 Mark, second chair. A meeting set up for 9:30. Moving on... 74 00:05:00,894 --> 00:05:04,251 - Wait, what's the case about? - About $200 an hour, your time. 75 00:05:04,455 --> 00:05:05,570 The cause of action? 76 00:05:05,775 --> 00:05:09,325 A receptionist claims she was fired for being too chunky. Ridiculous. 77 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:11,454 - What did the client say? - She was fat. 78 00:05:12,177 --> 00:05:14,931 Our client admits that was the reason? Fat? 79 00:05:15,178 --> 00:05:17,294 She is. I saw a picture. A beast. 80 00:05:17,498 --> 00:05:20,059 I am certainly not gonna take that case. 81 00:05:20,259 --> 00:05:23,332 The client wants a woman. You'll do it. Final note: 82 00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:26,812 There's a charity twisting contest at the bar Wednesday night. 83 00:05:27,021 --> 00:05:31,095 Chubby Checker will sing, which is a treat since I thought he was... 84 00:05:31,302 --> 00:05:32,451 What's the word? Dead. 85 00:05:32,783 --> 00:05:34,614 I bought five entries at $ 1500 a pop. 86 00:05:34,863 --> 00:05:37,059 Nelle, you'll have to round up a partner. 87 00:05:37,264 --> 00:05:40,462 - I don't twist, Richard. - And I'm not gonna... 88 00:05:40,665 --> 00:05:41,939 I'm a champion twister. 89 00:05:45,426 --> 00:05:47,099 Did you say Wednesday night? 90 00:05:47,307 --> 00:05:51,062 I think an office bet could up the ante on fun. 1000 bucks? Takers? 91 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,064 I'm in. 92 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:53,337 I have Elaine. 93 00:05:53,588 --> 00:05:56,149 - Excellent. Nelle? - I don't twist. 94 00:05:56,709 --> 00:05:58,621 - Ally? 1000 to you? - I'm in. 95 00:06:05,352 --> 00:06:08,868 I knew a man, Bojangles And he'd dance for you 96 00:06:11,233 --> 00:06:14,146 In worn-out shoes 97 00:06:15,234 --> 00:06:18,830 Silver hair, a ragged shirt And baggy pants 98 00:06:21,196 --> 00:06:24,155 The old soft-shoe 99 00:06:24,357 --> 00:06:25,870 I think you know this. 100 00:06:26,237 --> 00:06:30,994 - He jumped so high - Jumped so high 101 00:06:33,319 --> 00:06:36,995 Then he lightly touched down 102 00:06:37,201 --> 00:06:38,759 What? 103 00:06:40,842 --> 00:06:43,754 Mr. Bojangles 104 00:06:43,962 --> 00:06:45,715 Sing with us, John. 105 00:06:45,923 --> 00:06:49,599 Mr. Bojangles 106 00:06:50,724 --> 00:06:54,400 Mr. Bojangles 107 00:06:55,005 --> 00:06:56,519 Dance... 108 00:07:03,088 --> 00:07:04,726 They love that trick. 109 00:07:04,928 --> 00:07:06,806 I knew it was coming. I meant to do it. 110 00:07:09,209 --> 00:07:12,759 Recess! Recess! Lucky! Lucky! 111 00:07:13,691 --> 00:07:15,807 - Miss West? - Yeah, Benny? 112 00:07:16,011 --> 00:07:20,130 - When will we see Mr. Bo again? - Would you like to see him again? 113 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:22,483 Yeah, we all would. And you promised. 114 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:25,891 Well, I will work on it, okay? Go play. 115 00:07:27,294 --> 00:07:30,367 - Who's Mr. Bo? - It's Mr. Bojangles. 116 00:07:30,615 --> 00:07:34,576 He's a homeless man living on Treemont Street that I passed for years. 117 00:07:34,817 --> 00:07:37,775 I took the kids to visit him once. Almost got fired for that. 118 00:07:38,017 --> 00:07:39,974 Mrs. Stiles won't let me bring him to class. 119 00:07:40,218 --> 00:07:41,811 Does he really dance? 120 00:07:42,579 --> 00:07:43,375 Um... 121 00:07:43,579 --> 00:07:44,455 He can. 122 00:07:46,940 --> 00:07:48,009 Would you like to meet him? 123 00:07:48,420 --> 00:07:51,379 - Well, I... - I'd love it if you would. 124 00:07:51,701 --> 00:07:55,172 Okay. Then, yeah. I'll meet him. 125 00:07:57,623 --> 00:08:00,377 Mark's waiting with the client in your office. 126 00:08:01,104 --> 00:08:03,983 This is silly. Nobody hires new lawyers on the day of trial. 127 00:08:04,225 --> 00:08:06,979 Anything can happen around here. We don't live in a real world. 128 00:08:07,226 --> 00:08:10,981 Does chauvinism live in reality? Firing a receptionist for being fat? 129 00:08:11,227 --> 00:08:13,787 Is that what the real world has come to? 130 00:08:19,189 --> 00:08:21,658 - Ally. This is Geri Hill. - Hello. 131 00:08:22,990 --> 00:08:23,786 You're the client? 132 00:08:23,990 --> 00:08:27,108 I'm very grateful for your stepping in last minute. 133 00:08:27,311 --> 00:08:29,268 My other lawyers were just not up to it. 134 00:08:32,353 --> 00:08:33,991 You... 135 00:08:35,634 --> 00:08:38,102 ...as I understand the file... 136 00:08:38,314 --> 00:08:41,705 ...discharged the plaintiff because she was... 137 00:08:41,915 --> 00:08:44,191 ...fat? - Not fat. Just overweight. 138 00:08:44,396 --> 00:08:48,436 - Ah. And being overweight...? - She can't really do the job. 139 00:08:52,838 --> 00:08:54,830 - Because...? - She's not attractive enough. 140 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:02,916 Look, I don't think that I am the right lawyer to argue this. 141 00:09:03,441 --> 00:09:07,880 I'm afraid I need you. I'm out of both lawyers and continuances. 142 00:09:08,363 --> 00:09:09,955 Richard said you're a good attorney... 143 00:09:10,163 --> 00:09:12,598 ...with an excellent grasp of the superficial. 144 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:13,833 Did he? 145 00:09:15,485 --> 00:09:18,238 I don't think I can see my way into taking up your cause. 146 00:09:20,966 --> 00:09:24,277 I don't believe people should be judged on a first impression. 147 00:09:25,207 --> 00:09:26,960 You're certainly judging me. 148 00:09:28,248 --> 00:09:30,717 Do it. I want you to, and I assigned it to you. 149 00:09:30,929 --> 00:09:34,400 You want me to argue it's okay to evaluate somebody based on looks? 150 00:09:34,650 --> 00:09:35,924 What else is there? 151 00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:39,043 Why don't you go pluck an eyebrow, or at least pencil one in? 152 00:09:39,251 --> 00:09:41,288 When you were attractive, you didn't mind being judged... 153 00:09:41,492 --> 00:09:44,610 ...on beauty alone. Amazing how principle pops up with wrinkles. 154 00:09:44,853 --> 00:09:47,162 I've never challenged a girl to a fight before... 155 00:09:47,374 --> 00:09:49,205 A black eye could be an improvement... 156 00:09:49,454 --> 00:09:51,127 - Let's go. Hey, hey, hey, wait. 157 00:09:51,335 --> 00:09:54,168 You're grownups. If you have a score to settle, do it on the dance floor. 158 00:10:01,497 --> 00:10:02,294 Practice? 159 00:10:02,498 --> 00:10:06,936 I lost the Tina Turner contest to Ally, of all people. I need to win. 160 00:10:07,179 --> 00:10:08,407 Elaine. 161 00:10:08,619 --> 00:10:09,939 It's just a charity thing. 162 00:10:10,140 --> 00:10:14,817 Then think of me as the charity case, because I need to win. 163 00:10:28,065 --> 00:10:29,623 There he is up ahead. 164 00:10:29,865 --> 00:10:32,255 That's him with the broom. He likes to sweep. 165 00:10:32,746 --> 00:10:33,781 Mr. Bo? 166 00:10:34,947 --> 00:10:36,824 Mel, sweetheart. Sweetheart. 167 00:10:37,468 --> 00:10:39,857 You don't smell good. Last shower? 168 00:10:40,068 --> 00:10:41,218 Christmas. 169 00:10:41,589 --> 00:10:43,898 - Who's that? - This is my friend John. 170 00:10:44,109 --> 00:10:46,419 John, this is Mr. Bo. 171 00:10:46,670 --> 00:10:48,069 Very nice to meet you. 172 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:52,504 - John is a very special friend of mine. - Oh. 173 00:10:53,432 --> 00:10:55,549 I guess that gives us something in common. 174 00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:00,468 Special friends of Melanie's. 175 00:11:01,954 --> 00:11:03,468 Something stuck in your nose? 176 00:11:03,675 --> 00:11:04,630 Mr. Bo. 177 00:11:04,835 --> 00:11:07,430 I wanted the two of you to meet. 178 00:11:07,676 --> 00:11:10,032 And the class wants to come by for another visit. 179 00:11:10,277 --> 00:11:13,748 - Will the old battle-ax let them? - I'll try to sneak them over. 180 00:11:14,478 --> 00:11:15,797 You look like an angel today. 181 00:11:16,878 --> 00:11:19,234 - He always says that. - You do look like one. 182 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:22,392 - I said it first! - Mr. Bo, your manners. Be nice. 183 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,035 He'd call you an angel, then take credit for it. 184 00:11:25,361 --> 00:11:28,240 You think you're the first person to call somebody an angel? 185 00:11:28,882 --> 00:11:32,114 All right. Okay? I'm gonna go back to class. 186 00:11:32,363 --> 00:11:35,720 We just came by to say hello. Until next time... Love you. 187 00:11:35,924 --> 00:11:36,834 Love you. 188 00:11:37,924 --> 00:11:38,835 No, no, no. 189 00:11:39,245 --> 00:11:42,238 - Nice meeting you. - You said that already. 190 00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:45,675 - He didn't like me. - It takes him a while to warm up. 191 00:11:45,887 --> 00:11:49,038 - Is he jealous? - He could be, but he'll get over it. 192 00:12:00,451 --> 00:12:03,523 - She lives in an elevator? - I am enraptured. 193 00:12:03,772 --> 00:12:07,163 It's this tiny little room. Tiny little fixtures. 194 00:12:07,373 --> 00:12:10,524 Itty-bitty little bed. Itty-bitty little chair. 195 00:12:10,774 --> 00:12:12,287 Why does Mark have to be in court? 196 00:12:12,494 --> 00:12:15,134 He's in trial. That's where they do that sort of thing. 197 00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:16,171 It's Ally's trial. 198 00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:19,812 You put Mark on it so he won't be able to practice for the twisting contest. 199 00:12:20,016 --> 00:12:21,848 Are you really that dopey... 200 00:12:22,057 --> 00:12:24,935 ...or do you just say silly things to go with your outfits? 201 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:36,618 Hey! Mr. Bo? 202 00:12:38,901 --> 00:12:39,732 What are you doing? 203 00:12:40,742 --> 00:12:41,970 Did you see that homeless man? 204 00:12:42,582 --> 00:12:45,655 Gee, no. And my eyes are always peeled for them. 205 00:12:46,864 --> 00:12:48,263 Melanie, did you see him? 206 00:12:48,504 --> 00:12:50,496 - Who? - Mr. Bo. Mr. Bojangles. 207 00:12:50,785 --> 00:12:52,423 - He was just here. - He was? Why? 208 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:55,743 I don't know. Soon as he saw me, he hopped on the elevator. 209 00:12:55,946 --> 00:12:58,745 - Is this man sane? - Yes, he's sane. Are you sure? 210 00:12:58,947 --> 00:13:01,257 - I think he's after me. - Don't be silly. 211 00:13:01,468 --> 00:13:02,378 Why was he here? 212 00:13:12,151 --> 00:13:15,383 First she came up and asked if I were retaining water. 213 00:13:15,592 --> 00:13:17,662 - What did you say? - I said I didn't know. 214 00:13:17,872 --> 00:13:19,829 My water-retention scale was on the blink. 215 00:13:20,473 --> 00:13:21,747 Then she's less subtle. 216 00:13:21,953 --> 00:13:25,026 She said I needed to drop at least five or I'd be let go. 217 00:13:25,274 --> 00:13:26,071 Five pounds? 218 00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:28,948 She could have meant kilos. I didn't pin her down. 219 00:13:29,155 --> 00:13:30,271 Anything else? 220 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:34,026 I got my hair cut, and she said, "No, that doesn't work at all. " 221 00:13:34,317 --> 00:13:36,672 Finally she called me in her office... 222 00:13:36,878 --> 00:13:39,915 ...said things weren't working out and fired me. 223 00:13:40,118 --> 00:13:43,873 - Did she articulate her reason? - I wasn't pretty enough. 224 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,911 You needed to drop five or you would be let go. 225 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,880 - Did she actually say that? - Right to my puffy face. 226 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,561 So you were given a warning? 227 00:13:52,762 --> 00:13:55,800 When's the last time somebody told you to diet? 228 00:13:56,683 --> 00:13:59,721 I don't think that we need to get that personal. 229 00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:02,280 I hate when thin people think they know what we go through. 230 00:14:02,525 --> 00:14:03,878 - I didn't... - Because their butt's a tad big... 231 00:14:04,085 --> 00:14:06,156 ...they think they know what it's like to have a weight problem. 232 00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:09,404 I didn't... Not... My butt is not a tad big. 233 00:14:09,607 --> 00:14:11,882 If it were, should you be fired for it? 234 00:14:12,127 --> 00:14:13,481 - That's not the point. - What is the point? 235 00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:15,565 - I have contour. - Ms. McBeal... 236 00:14:15,768 --> 00:14:16,565 Let me see your ass. 237 00:14:16,769 --> 00:14:18,521 - Your Honor? - Ms. McBeal? 238 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:26,003 Seems I'm placing too much importance on the way I look. 239 00:14:26,251 --> 00:14:28,129 Have you ever known people to do that? 240 00:14:28,332 --> 00:14:29,208 All the time. 241 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:33,002 And have you ever known people who attach too much significance... 242 00:14:33,213 --> 00:14:34,852 ...on the way other people look? 243 00:14:35,054 --> 00:14:37,284 - Of course. - Happens all the time, doesn't it? 244 00:14:37,534 --> 00:14:38,445 Yes, it does. 245 00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:41,294 Is it possible somebody could come to my client's office... 246 00:14:41,536 --> 00:14:44,846 ...take a look at the receptionist and form a quick conclusion... 247 00:14:45,057 --> 00:14:48,129 ...not only about her, but about the company itself? 248 00:14:50,538 --> 00:14:52,769 - Dancing lessons? - Sam Adams is a great instructor. 249 00:14:53,019 --> 00:14:57,013 - You dance with a dead president? - Sam Adams is a beer. 250 00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:59,781 This Sam Adams will teach you the twist. 251 00:14:59,981 --> 00:15:02,495 - I am not entering that contest. Whoo! 252 00:15:03,342 --> 00:15:06,733 Is that squealing thing always gonna be here now? 253 00:15:07,103 --> 00:15:08,297 He's completely harmless. 254 00:15:08,503 --> 00:15:12,463 So are post office employees, right up until they eat fast food. 255 00:15:12,664 --> 00:15:16,101 He gave me a menacing look on the street. He came to my office. 256 00:15:16,305 --> 00:15:17,341 He's obsessed with you. 257 00:15:17,546 --> 00:15:19,901 I don't think he wants you having another special friend. 258 00:15:20,106 --> 00:15:23,224 - He'd never hurt anybody. - I have a nose for trouble. 259 00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:26,505 I'm sure it whistles with alarm. But John, I know this... 260 00:15:26,948 --> 00:15:30,180 - Oh, I'm sorry. - You disparaged my nose. 261 00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:34,700 Just let me talk to Mr. Bo, okay? I'll handle everything. 262 00:15:45,273 --> 00:15:46,912 "The" Chubby Checker? 263 00:15:47,434 --> 00:15:51,223 No. No. One of the other ones. Of course, "the" Chubby. 264 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,108 I'm in. 265 00:15:53,756 --> 00:15:55,587 Okay. Good. 266 00:15:55,836 --> 00:15:57,953 Good, now you've got to help me. 267 00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:03,027 I'm in a no-win trial situation. And you have to give me an idea. 268 00:16:03,278 --> 00:16:04,792 Why wouldn't you win? 269 00:16:05,039 --> 00:16:07,109 Were you not listening when I told you? 270 00:16:07,359 --> 00:16:09,351 She fired her for being unattractive. 271 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,599 You see nothing wrong with that? 272 00:16:12,921 --> 00:16:14,274 Clearly, I must. 273 00:16:14,481 --> 00:16:16,632 It's okay that people get fired and hired... 274 00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,322 ...based on whether they're attractive? 275 00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,872 Ally, you work at Cage and Fish. 276 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:21,800 And? 277 00:16:22,004 --> 00:16:25,714 It's extremely well-known. Richard Fish only hires babes. 278 00:16:27,085 --> 00:16:28,438 I beg your pardon? 279 00:16:28,645 --> 00:16:31,319 You didn't know? It's practically in your firm's resume. 280 00:16:31,846 --> 00:16:34,964 - Ever seen your firm's resume? - Richard does not hire based on... 281 00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:38,478 You. Ling. Nelle. Georgia. 282 00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:41,204 - It's quite the kennel. - Where did you hear this? 283 00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:44,129 Guys want to work there due to it, so do a lot of women. 284 00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:46,680 It's like being a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. 285 00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:32,137 - You had him arrested? - The man is stalking me. 286 00:17:32,383 --> 00:17:34,534 - He was here. - I said I'd speak to him. 287 00:17:34,784 --> 00:17:36,740 - It went a little beyond talking. - John! 288 00:17:36,984 --> 00:17:39,340 - I was in danger. - How could you do that? 289 00:17:39,545 --> 00:17:40,694 - Pkip, pkip, whoo! - Pkip, pkip, whoo! 290 00:17:40,906 --> 00:17:42,942 Do you have any idea how traumatized he'll be? 291 00:17:43,186 --> 00:17:44,905 How traumatized do you think I was... 292 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,941 ...going in for my evening poopy and finding him in my stall?! 293 00:17:51,388 --> 00:17:52,663 I was pursued! I felt like... 294 00:17:52,909 --> 00:17:54,740 - What's going on? - They're fighting. 295 00:17:54,989 --> 00:17:56,423 Not good. Think he needs help? 296 00:17:56,670 --> 00:17:59,743 I don't know. When Ling said she's a champion twister... 297 00:17:59,951 --> 00:18:02,750 ...has she actually won a competition? 298 00:18:02,992 --> 00:18:04,141 Yikes. It sounds ugly. 299 00:18:04,392 --> 00:18:05,791 I've made love to Ling. 300 00:18:05,993 --> 00:18:09,703 If she can twist half as well as she can contort, you have no chance. 301 00:18:11,594 --> 00:18:15,349 I don't even have Tourette's! I just pretended to get a little action! 302 00:18:15,555 --> 00:18:18,548 Where's the concern for my welfare, I ask you. 303 00:18:19,396 --> 00:18:20,955 Didn't wait for my answer. 304 00:18:40,802 --> 00:18:43,954 It isn't just about a first impression, which is important. 305 00:18:44,163 --> 00:18:46,041 The reception area's also the waiting room. 306 00:18:46,244 --> 00:18:48,553 - How's that relevant? - Waiting's not fun. 307 00:18:48,804 --> 00:18:52,320 It helps mitigate impatience when they sit with a pretty girl in the room. 308 00:18:52,526 --> 00:18:56,805 In fact, this may sound chauvinistic, but it's nevertheless true: 309 00:18:57,007 --> 00:18:59,043 With beautiful women there, men are happy. 310 00:18:59,247 --> 00:19:01,125 What about the women waiting? 311 00:19:01,328 --> 00:19:02,886 They enjoy it too. 312 00:19:03,088 --> 00:19:05,319 Again, this may sound gender-biased. 313 00:19:05,529 --> 00:19:09,443 Most women, especially my clients, are extremely fashion-conscious. 314 00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:12,927 - Look at you. - Please just answer the questions. 315 00:19:13,131 --> 00:19:14,451 Women love to look at clothes. 316 00:19:14,652 --> 00:19:16,688 It helps for my receptionists to look like models. 317 00:19:16,892 --> 00:19:21,490 The clothes on them look better. Ms. Pipp's 10 pounds shy of a muumuu. 318 00:19:21,734 --> 00:19:23,770 You feel no compunction about firing someone... 319 00:19:23,974 --> 00:19:25,647 ...because they're not good-looking enough. 320 00:19:25,855 --> 00:19:29,326 If I've learned anything in public relations, it's that packaging counts. 321 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:32,449 So it's okay to discriminate on the basis of packaging. 322 00:19:32,657 --> 00:19:34,966 She didn't protest when I hired her on looks. 323 00:19:35,177 --> 00:19:36,372 What about your publicists? 324 00:19:36,578 --> 00:19:39,046 GERl: That's different. Them I hire on talent, skill. 325 00:19:39,259 --> 00:19:42,730 I'd imagine a beautiful publicist would make for a better presentation. 326 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,373 You imagined correctly. 327 00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:47,852 - Skills equal, you'd hire the prettier? - In an eye blink. 328 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:51,896 Basically no matter what the position, looks count, Ms. Hill? 329 00:19:52,102 --> 00:19:54,571 I suppose I'm the first person to think that. 330 00:19:54,823 --> 00:19:58,419 No, you're not, Ms. Hill. There's plenty more where you came from. 331 00:20:00,504 --> 00:20:01,904 I told you, no. 332 00:20:02,105 --> 00:20:04,495 Just one lesson. Then you'll want to do it. 333 00:20:04,706 --> 00:20:08,825 I do not like my eggs with Spam. I do not twist with Sam-I-Am. 334 00:20:09,027 --> 00:20:10,585 Funny. 335 00:20:11,388 --> 00:20:12,537 He's here. 336 00:20:12,748 --> 00:20:16,185 Well, then, send him away. I just don't... 337 00:20:23,231 --> 00:20:28,147 Sam, Nelle. Nelle, Sam. 338 00:20:28,432 --> 00:20:29,627 You're Sam Adams? 339 00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:30,902 Hello. 340 00:20:34,594 --> 00:20:35,788 Hi. 341 00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:38,593 Your hands are very cold. 342 00:20:39,835 --> 00:20:41,189 But getting hotter. 343 00:20:42,916 --> 00:20:45,192 It'd be my pleasure to be your partner. 344 00:20:45,717 --> 00:20:47,196 Maybe one lesson. 345 00:20:52,639 --> 00:20:57,555 Three-two-six-six-two. Commonwealth versus John Doe, alias Mr. Bo. 346 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,797 Assault, stalking with intent. 347 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,317 I'm Marsha Paine for the defendant. We waive reading. 348 00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:04,194 He was arrested under the anti-stalking statute? 349 00:21:04,442 --> 00:21:05,432 Yes, Your Honor. 350 00:21:05,643 --> 00:21:09,683 Your Honor? I'd like to drop those charges. This was all a mistake. 351 00:21:09,884 --> 00:21:11,681 - Are you the victim? - No, but I know the victim... 352 00:21:11,924 --> 00:21:14,837 - He thought he was being stalked... - You have no standing here... 353 00:21:15,045 --> 00:21:16,399 ...unless you yourself... 354 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:20,524 Your Honor, attorney John Cage. I'm the victim. 355 00:21:20,727 --> 00:21:25,643 And there evidently was a mistake, and I'm prepared to drop the charges. 356 00:21:25,848 --> 00:21:29,205 You thought this man was stalking you. Now you feel you were in error? 357 00:21:29,449 --> 00:21:33,159 That is correct, Your Honor. It seems I overreacted... 358 00:21:33,370 --> 00:21:36,841 ...and if called upon to testify, that's what I'll be saying. 359 00:21:37,452 --> 00:21:41,571 The charges are dismissed. Mr. Cage, you will pay court costs. 360 00:21:41,773 --> 00:21:43,411 The defendant is free to go. 361 00:21:57,577 --> 00:21:58,726 What's the big deal? 362 00:21:58,937 --> 00:22:01,327 Don't answer my question with a question. 363 00:22:01,538 --> 00:22:02,288 Mine, or... 364 00:22:02,498 --> 00:22:04,694 - I want to see the firm resume. - It's for clients. 365 00:22:04,899 --> 00:22:06,618 I want to see it right now. 366 00:22:21,824 --> 00:22:25,022 - "Our lawyers have legs to stand on. " - Fish-ism. 367 00:22:25,465 --> 00:22:28,538 One more time: Did you hire me based on my looks? 368 00:22:29,466 --> 00:22:33,062 - Did we know each other in law school? - Not really. 369 00:22:33,267 --> 00:22:35,657 Did I interview you for the job or ask for a reference? 370 00:22:35,908 --> 00:22:36,863 No. 371 00:22:37,068 --> 00:22:40,425 All I had to go on was looks. Why bite the hand that wants to touch you? 372 00:22:40,629 --> 00:22:43,064 It had nothing to do with my ability. 373 00:22:43,270 --> 00:22:44,862 I'm still looking for that. Kidding. 374 00:22:45,070 --> 00:22:47,631 You, Ling, Nelle, you're smart. You wouldn't be here if you weren't. 375 00:22:47,831 --> 00:22:51,108 People hate us. Clients think lawyers are out to screw them. 376 00:22:51,312 --> 00:22:53,349 It's easier being screwed by a beautiful woman. 377 00:22:53,553 --> 00:22:55,669 - I don't believe it. - You trade on your looks every day. 378 00:22:55,913 --> 00:22:58,951 You wake up each morning, pull out the lip gloss, the rouge. 379 00:22:59,154 --> 00:23:00,827 What for, to brush up your intellect? 380 00:23:23,681 --> 00:23:25,798 Isn't this salsa? 381 00:23:26,002 --> 00:23:29,040 If you can salsa, the twist will be easy. 382 00:23:30,003 --> 00:23:31,402 You're actually very good. 383 00:23:31,603 --> 00:23:33,560 - Am I? - Yeah. 384 00:23:45,687 --> 00:23:48,043 Excuse me. Could you give me a minute? 385 00:23:49,408 --> 00:23:50,444 Sure. 386 00:23:55,450 --> 00:23:58,204 Wait a minute, Elaine. This is my office. 387 00:23:58,411 --> 00:24:02,644 That's right. Secretaries don't get offices. Secretaries get stations. 388 00:24:02,892 --> 00:24:05,646 I should know my station in life by now, shouldn't I? 389 00:24:06,013 --> 00:24:09,802 Okay. What's the matter? 390 00:24:10,014 --> 00:24:12,370 Nelle has an instructor. Ling's a champion. 391 00:24:12,575 --> 00:24:14,486 Nelle has this Latin pelvic machine. 392 00:24:14,695 --> 00:24:18,929 The twisting contest? Elaine, this is for charity. 393 00:24:19,137 --> 00:24:23,416 I don't care. You people win at everything. I'm sick of you people. 394 00:24:23,618 --> 00:24:24,255 Never mind. 395 00:24:24,498 --> 00:24:28,890 "You people"? Okay, and who would that be? 396 00:24:29,099 --> 00:24:31,853 I don't have a law degree. I didn't even go to college. 397 00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:33,892 There's not much out there for me to... 398 00:24:34,101 --> 00:24:35,454 Oh, forget it. 399 00:24:35,701 --> 00:24:39,012 You want to win a dance contest because you didn't go to college? 400 00:24:39,222 --> 00:24:40,975 I wouldn't expect you to understand. 401 00:24:41,183 --> 00:24:42,662 Let me tell you something. 402 00:24:42,903 --> 00:24:46,055 I may have a law degree, but I was hired for being a babe. 403 00:24:46,304 --> 00:24:50,662 Oh, right. Yeah, you. You're a babe. Come on, you're hardly... 404 00:24:52,266 --> 00:24:53,415 I'm sure that's not true. 405 00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:57,859 It is. I may have an education, but I got my job as Richard's trophy. 406 00:24:58,067 --> 00:25:01,697 So don't think you have the priority on the esteem blues. 407 00:25:01,909 --> 00:25:05,299 You know, whatever Richard might think, Ally, you know better. 408 00:25:07,150 --> 00:25:09,540 You are smarter. You do have the education. 409 00:25:09,751 --> 00:25:11,707 You can walk down the street feeling... 410 00:25:13,192 --> 00:25:15,262 Me, I dance better. 411 00:25:15,832 --> 00:25:16,948 Or maybe not. 412 00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:22,391 You really think that by winning this twist contest you'll feel... 413 00:25:22,594 --> 00:25:24,870 I'd feel better than if I'd lost it. 414 00:25:29,036 --> 00:25:30,435 Whoo! 415 00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:39,672 Hello. 416 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,838 Well, hi, John. 417 00:25:46,281 --> 00:25:47,555 How's Mr. Bo? 418 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,480 He's fine. 419 00:25:51,242 --> 00:25:54,679 We're really grateful that you recanted. 420 00:25:55,724 --> 00:25:59,638 - He really did frighten me. - I told you I'd speak to him. 421 00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:03,484 You could've told me you called the police. That was stupid. 422 00:26:03,726 --> 00:26:05,876 Well... Please don't call me stupid. 423 00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:09,716 Just because he's homeless, he's not an animal. 424 00:26:10,128 --> 00:26:15,044 I understand that. I guess I don't understand... 425 00:26:17,330 --> 00:26:21,563 Can you tell me why he's so important to you? 426 00:26:22,651 --> 00:26:24,084 He's my father. 427 00:26:36,135 --> 00:26:37,409 Why didn't you tell me? 428 00:26:38,535 --> 00:26:40,572 Because... I... 429 00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:44,127 I don't know. I guess I was embarrassed... 430 00:26:44,377 --> 00:26:45,776 ...having a homeless father. 431 00:26:46,818 --> 00:26:49,332 I didn't think you let yourself be ashamed about anything. 432 00:26:49,539 --> 00:26:52,417 I'm not ashamed. I'm embarrassed. 433 00:26:52,659 --> 00:26:57,815 I have nothing to be ashamed of, except maybe being embarrassed. 434 00:26:58,301 --> 00:26:59,814 Oh. Oh, okay. 435 00:27:01,462 --> 00:27:02,690 I am ashamed. 436 00:27:06,423 --> 00:27:09,496 I'm ashamed of being embarrassed about my own father. 437 00:27:09,984 --> 00:27:11,657 Well, can we help him? 438 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:18,096 It's not about that for him. This is the society he chooses to live in. 439 00:27:18,307 --> 00:27:22,096 I put him into shelters. He has places to stay when it's cold, but... 440 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:26,700 Yes, but what about mental help? If he's choosing to be homeless... 441 00:27:26,949 --> 00:27:30,306 The pressures of ordinary life were beginning to... 442 00:27:30,670 --> 00:27:32,103 ...break him down mentally. 443 00:27:32,310 --> 00:27:35,303 And since he's been on the streets... 444 00:27:35,911 --> 00:27:38,585 ...he's more peaceful than I've ever seen him. 445 00:27:38,792 --> 00:27:40,670 He's a kind man, John. 446 00:27:40,873 --> 00:27:43,513 I wanted you to meet him because... 447 00:27:44,834 --> 00:27:49,033 ...he's a wonderful person. He's just a little different. 448 00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:56,309 Well, the last woman I dated, her father thought he was Santa Claus. 449 00:27:58,478 --> 00:28:00,469 Can I talk to him, let him know I know? 450 00:28:00,838 --> 00:28:03,592 - He'll want to wrestle you. - I beg your pardon? 451 00:28:03,799 --> 00:28:06,234 That's probably why he came by the office. 452 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,112 To wrestle me? 453 00:28:08,441 --> 00:28:09,317 Oh, God. 454 00:28:09,561 --> 00:28:13,760 Let him be. I'll get him to leave you alone. 455 00:28:15,803 --> 00:28:17,600 Yeah. 456 00:28:25,325 --> 00:28:29,524 My wife is a real estate broker. She sells million-dollar homes. 457 00:28:29,766 --> 00:28:31,564 Before showing, she gets there early... 458 00:28:31,767 --> 00:28:34,407 ...and puts floral arrangements around the house... 459 00:28:34,608 --> 00:28:36,803 ...a bowl of fruit on the dining room table. 460 00:28:37,008 --> 00:28:41,526 I ask her, "People are about to plop down millions of dollars on a house. 461 00:28:41,770 --> 00:28:44,729 Do flowers and a bowl of fruit really mean anything?" 462 00:28:44,971 --> 00:28:47,690 And she says, "You'd be surprised. " 463 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:50,725 Packaging is everything today. 464 00:28:50,932 --> 00:28:54,767 Movies get made today not on content, but on the basis of marketability. 465 00:28:54,973 --> 00:28:58,250 "Will it open?" Television is the same thing. 466 00:28:58,494 --> 00:29:01,771 If the audience can't grasp the concept quickly, it's gone. 467 00:29:01,975 --> 00:29:04,695 Cars, fashion, you name it. 468 00:29:04,936 --> 00:29:07,531 What sells is cosmetic. 469 00:29:08,297 --> 00:29:11,927 That's the world we live in. Okay, I get it. 470 00:29:12,178 --> 00:29:15,251 But when it comes to people, to human beings... 471 00:29:15,499 --> 00:29:18,890 ...are we really prepared to say that's okay? 472 00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:21,450 To judge a person by physical appearance... 473 00:29:21,661 --> 00:29:23,937 ...instead of talent, instead of character? 474 00:29:24,142 --> 00:29:27,340 Are we to really accept that? 475 00:29:27,543 --> 00:29:32,334 She is a human being. A person, for God's sake. Not a countertop. 476 00:29:32,584 --> 00:29:36,134 She put in nine years. She served her company faithfully. 477 00:29:36,385 --> 00:29:38,536 Her skills were never questioned... 478 00:29:38,746 --> 00:29:42,535 ...and she was fired because her face started to look puffy. 479 00:29:43,467 --> 00:29:45,139 Is that what we've come to? 480 00:29:46,388 --> 00:29:47,787 It's your decision. 481 00:29:48,468 --> 00:29:51,666 Unfortunately, it's not your decision. 482 00:29:51,869 --> 00:29:54,748 You don't get to decide the world we live in. 483 00:29:54,950 --> 00:29:55,905 We'd all like one... 484 00:29:56,111 --> 00:30:00,549 ...where people don't judge each other on looks, and maybe one day we will. 485 00:30:00,792 --> 00:30:04,581 But for now, you have to consider my client's actions... 486 00:30:04,833 --> 00:30:09,066 ...in the context of the world we live in today. 487 00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:13,712 You know, everything that Mr. Stone said is true. 488 00:30:14,276 --> 00:30:16,710 We exalt the first impression. 489 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:21,150 We might profess, "You can't judge a book by its cover. " 490 00:30:21,398 --> 00:30:24,869 But, in fact, and any good publisher will tell you this... 491 00:30:25,079 --> 00:30:28,550 ...that the key to a best-seller is, in fact, the cover. 492 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:32,077 People walk into bookstores and buy based on the jacket. 493 00:30:32,321 --> 00:30:35,119 We choose our president on who looks the best. 494 00:30:35,321 --> 00:30:38,792 I just found out that I got my job based on my appearance. 495 00:30:39,002 --> 00:30:45,239 My pretty face. My slender legs. The perfect contour of my buttocks. 496 00:30:49,005 --> 00:30:50,758 Does that make me proud? 497 00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:55,442 No. But it is the reality. And here's another one: 498 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:59,044 Geri Hill is in the business of selling first impressions. 499 00:30:59,248 --> 00:31:02,400 She runs a public relations firm. How can a client trust her... 500 00:31:02,609 --> 00:31:05,078 ...if the first impression she makes isn't good? 501 00:31:05,690 --> 00:31:07,646 The receptionist is there to greet. 502 00:31:07,851 --> 00:31:09,967 The receptionist is the first impression. 503 00:31:10,211 --> 00:31:14,364 She is part of the package that wraps up what Geri Hill has to sell. 504 00:31:14,612 --> 00:31:19,529 And Mr. Stone has admitted to you what the real world is. 505 00:31:19,774 --> 00:31:23,768 He's arguing that Geri Hill shouldn't get to live in it. 506 00:31:34,818 --> 00:31:37,208 I ought to thank you for the room and board. 507 00:31:38,019 --> 00:31:41,012 I didn't know you were just being an over-protective father. 508 00:31:41,420 --> 00:31:44,379 People don't always treat her right. I need to check up. 509 00:31:44,821 --> 00:31:47,211 You were smart to hang out in the bathroom. 510 00:31:47,422 --> 00:31:49,378 Were you looking for a stool sample? 511 00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:56,613 Do you love her? 512 00:31:59,145 --> 00:32:00,783 I think I might. 513 00:32:01,105 --> 00:32:02,300 Yes. 514 00:32:02,746 --> 00:32:03,895 Then I must wrestle you. 515 00:32:04,826 --> 00:32:06,977 Mr. Bo, I'm a grown man. 516 00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:10,265 And what I'd like to do, instead of wrestling you... 517 00:32:10,468 --> 00:32:13,029 I think maybe I'd like to get you some help. 518 00:32:13,229 --> 00:32:15,299 - You're chicken. - I'm not. I just... 519 00:32:15,509 --> 00:32:18,388 Why don't you just admit it? You little squirt. 520 00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:21,463 Has the jury reached a verdict? 521 00:32:21,671 --> 00:32:23,583 - We have, Your Honor. What say you? 522 00:32:23,792 --> 00:32:27,786 In the matter of Pipp versus Hill, we find in favor of the defendant. 523 00:32:28,393 --> 00:32:32,182 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this ends your service. Adjourned. 524 00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:35,467 Well. Congratulations. 525 00:32:35,675 --> 00:32:39,305 Your closing was so effective, one might think you believed it. 526 00:32:39,516 --> 00:32:40,869 I suppose one might. 527 00:32:42,517 --> 00:32:43,950 Good luck with your business. 528 00:32:44,357 --> 00:32:47,589 - I didn't invent the way things work. - But you perpetuate it. 529 00:32:47,838 --> 00:32:49,238 And you're sure you don't? 530 00:32:49,639 --> 00:32:54,555 We're having a twisting contest. Maybe you'd like... Maybe not. 531 00:33:00,962 --> 00:33:03,636 Foolish girl till the early bright 532 00:33:03,883 --> 00:33:08,719 Make the scene with the record machine At the dancin ' party tonight 533 00:33:09,204 --> 00:33:13,802 - Unbelievable. He's really not dead. - Are you sure? 534 00:33:15,006 --> 00:33:16,803 I'm a little nervous. 535 00:33:18,327 --> 00:33:19,316 You're ready. 536 00:33:21,008 --> 00:33:24,081 You know the secret to dance? Any dance? 537 00:33:24,409 --> 00:33:25,205 What? 538 00:33:25,969 --> 00:33:27,322 Sex. 539 00:33:27,970 --> 00:33:32,010 You need to make love to the song. Everything else follows. 540 00:33:33,171 --> 00:33:34,810 Okay. 541 00:33:37,652 --> 00:33:40,406 I hope you're channeling some rhythm my way. 542 00:33:40,973 --> 00:33:43,647 Twist and shout Till we knock ourselves out 543 00:33:43,894 --> 00:33:45,806 At the dancin ' party tonight 544 00:33:46,055 --> 00:33:47,408 Mr. Bo? 545 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:17,059 All right. 546 00:34:17,543 --> 00:34:20,183 You're a little wiry, but you can date her. 547 00:34:20,384 --> 00:34:23,536 That's how you judge somebody, by how well he wrestles? 548 00:34:23,745 --> 00:34:25,623 There are worse ways to measure a man. 549 00:34:25,986 --> 00:34:29,980 Mr. Bo, I am going to say something to you my father once said to me. 550 00:34:30,187 --> 00:34:31,540 You are a total kook-ball. 551 00:34:31,747 --> 00:34:33,420 Is kook-ball even a real word? 552 00:34:33,628 --> 00:34:37,588 If it was good enough for my father, it's good enough for you. 553 00:34:37,789 --> 00:34:39,347 You got supper plans? 554 00:34:39,670 --> 00:34:42,548 I got a piece of salmon for the hibachi. 555 00:34:42,870 --> 00:34:44,941 Homeless people eat salmon now? 556 00:34:51,513 --> 00:34:55,507 Come on, baby Let's do the twist 557 00:34:57,715 --> 00:35:01,709 Come on, baby Let's do the twist 558 00:35:08,838 --> 00:35:11,477 Come on and twist 559 00:35:11,839 --> 00:35:14,433 Yeah, baby, twist 560 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,876 Yeah, just like this 561 00:36:19,097 --> 00:36:21,566 This isn't fair. She gets Chubby. What do I get? 562 00:36:21,778 --> 00:36:23,849 You'll get your chubby later. 563 00:36:24,459 --> 00:36:26,256 I want that one. 564 00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:29,256 The good news is Ling's not winning. 565 00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:31,656 - Bad news is... - Neither are we. 566 00:36:47,585 --> 00:36:49,781 You could stay at my place one night, Mr. Bo. 567 00:36:50,026 --> 00:36:52,985 - Plenty of room. - I'll stay in my own home, thank you. 568 00:36:53,187 --> 00:36:57,306 - Maybe we should get something to eat. - No, the toad and I already ate. 569 00:36:57,908 --> 00:37:00,981 - Could you not call him "the toad"? - But it so fits. 570 00:37:01,189 --> 00:37:03,306 - Such a kook-ball! - At least "toad" is a real word. 571 00:37:03,510 --> 00:37:05,785 No kook-ball. No toad. You got it? 572 00:37:06,030 --> 00:37:08,022 - Okay. - Thanks. 573 00:37:08,231 --> 00:37:10,063 - Hey! Hey! - What? 574 00:37:10,312 --> 00:37:12,462 - One more. - One more what? 575 00:37:12,912 --> 00:37:15,063 No more Mr. Bo. Not from you. 576 00:37:15,433 --> 00:37:18,392 I know. I know, in front of others, you... 577 00:37:18,594 --> 00:37:21,348 But when we're alone, could it be "Dad"? 578 00:37:25,476 --> 00:37:29,675 I was never ashamed of you. I just... 579 00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:31,475 Didn't want people to know. 580 00:37:32,398 --> 00:37:34,707 - Oh, Daddy. - I know, honey. 581 00:37:34,918 --> 00:37:36,432 No, you don't know. Be quiet. 582 00:37:36,639 --> 00:37:38,595 Why should you even presume to know? 583 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,995 - I dance better... - You cheat at wrestling. 584 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,510 Twisting, you looked constipated. 585 00:37:43,721 --> 00:37:44,676 All right! 586 00:37:45,121 --> 00:37:49,753 She brings her class to see you. She brought me to meet you, to my dismay. 587 00:37:49,963 --> 00:37:51,635 Does that sound like she's ashamed? 588 00:37:52,123 --> 00:37:55,480 All the people in her life she wants you to know, and them to know you. 589 00:37:55,724 --> 00:37:58,285 - Lf that's not love... - God didn't make little green apples. 590 00:37:58,525 --> 00:38:02,405 - Okay, let's just... - All right, all right. 591 00:38:03,927 --> 00:38:06,885 - Lf Fats Domino plays at that bar... - We'll get you. 592 00:38:07,127 --> 00:38:09,278 He would pin you in a second. 593 00:38:10,328 --> 00:38:13,287 - Don't be a stranger. - I won't be. 594 00:38:15,690 --> 00:38:16,964 I love you, Dad. 595 00:38:19,051 --> 00:38:20,484 I love you. 596 00:38:20,691 --> 00:38:22,284 - Hey! - What? 597 00:38:23,732 --> 00:38:24,528 He's okay. 598 00:38:26,493 --> 00:38:27,892 Yeah, he is. 599 00:38:28,133 --> 00:38:29,283 Night. 600 00:38:42,937 --> 00:38:45,088 I wish I could do more to help him. 601 00:38:45,338 --> 00:38:48,888 He's living the life he wants to, Melanie. 602 00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:51,019 I think he's happy. 603 00:38:51,220 --> 00:38:54,099 Yeah. He may very well be. 604 00:39:24,629 --> 00:39:26,108 I'm just gonna go get my coat. 605 00:39:28,070 --> 00:39:31,905 - Elaine, hey. Where's Mark? - Getting the car. 606 00:39:32,111 --> 00:39:34,023 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 607 00:39:34,512 --> 00:39:37,391 - How does it feel? - Well, you know. 608 00:39:37,753 --> 00:39:39,630 Like Tin Man when he got his heart? 609 00:39:40,553 --> 00:39:42,306 This is something, Ally. 610 00:39:42,874 --> 00:39:44,274 It is something. 611 00:39:44,635 --> 00:39:46,307 No, I know. 612 00:39:46,555 --> 00:39:48,035 Congratulations, again. 613 00:39:49,156 --> 00:39:52,513 So, I'm just gonna be a second. 614 00:39:58,238 --> 00:40:00,036 - It's really shiny. - Yes, it is. 615 00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,118 Could I enjoy it for one night before you two strip it of luster? 616 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:08,357 You should enjoy it forever. But it's where you display it. That's the key. 617 00:40:09,722 --> 00:40:12,555 Put it on the mantle, it says to the world this is who you are. 618 00:40:12,762 --> 00:40:13,912 You're way more than this. 619 00:40:14,243 --> 00:40:19,034 Stick it in a drawer, it says this is something you've done, accomplished. 620 00:40:19,244 --> 00:40:22,760 An inner drawer, it doesn't tarnish so easily. 621 00:40:23,365 --> 00:40:27,883 Keep it, it's yours, you won it. Just don't hold yourself up to it. 622 00:40:30,447 --> 00:40:32,439 - Ready? - All set, let's go. 623 00:40:32,648 --> 00:40:33,922 Coming? 624 00:40:34,168 --> 00:40:36,524 In a minute, you guys go ahead. 625 00:42:03,713 --> 00:42:04,749 You stinker! 626 00:42:04,954 --> 00:42:05,943 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 49657

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