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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,813 --> 00:00:26,804 John? 2 00:00:27,336 --> 00:00:28,692 Nelle. Hello. 3 00:00:28,980 --> 00:00:30,176 Hi. 4 00:00:31,745 --> 00:00:33,181 Everything all right? 5 00:00:33,389 --> 00:00:35,110 Well, actually... 6 00:00:35,353 --> 00:00:36,628 ...no. 7 00:00:37,115 --> 00:00:40,798 My father was just let go from his job... 8 00:00:41,003 --> 00:00:44,400 ...and he's determined to bring suit for wrongful termination. 9 00:00:44,651 --> 00:00:46,407 It'll be a tough case. 10 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:49,733 You're the only one I know who could conceivably win it. 11 00:00:49,982 --> 00:00:51,738 Okay. 12 00:00:51,986 --> 00:00:53,708 Why was he fired? 13 00:00:53,950 --> 00:00:55,625 He... 14 00:00:56,715 --> 00:00:58,390 ...believes he's Santa Claus. 15 00:01:00,443 --> 00:01:02,243 All right. 16 00:01:03,208 --> 00:01:05,933 - His job was...? - A schoolteacher. 17 00:01:08,058 --> 00:01:09,734 He used to be a lawyer. 18 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:12,627 He retired from that at 65 and began teaching. 19 00:01:13,149 --> 00:01:16,465 It's his life. If he can't teach... 20 00:01:16,675 --> 00:01:19,400 Wouldn't it behoove him to stop saying he's Santa Claus? 21 00:01:19,641 --> 00:01:21,476 Well, yes. 22 00:01:21,766 --> 00:01:24,809 But he really... 23 00:01:25,052 --> 00:01:26,933 ...thinks he is. 24 00:01:28,860 --> 00:01:31,299 I'd like to bring an injunction first thing. 25 00:01:32,989 --> 00:01:34,629 Would you meet with him? 26 00:01:34,872 --> 00:01:36,023 Yeah, sure. 27 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,116 Dad? 28 00:01:42,928 --> 00:01:44,364 John Cage... 29 00:01:45,574 --> 00:01:47,010 ...my father. 30 00:01:47,578 --> 00:01:48,934 A pleasure, John. 31 00:01:49,903 --> 00:01:51,544 Mr. Claus? 32 00:01:51,747 --> 00:01:53,580 Oh, please. Call me Kriss. 33 00:01:57,357 --> 00:01:58,839 I've been down this road 34 00:02:00,404 --> 00:02:02,399 The Man with a Bag 35 00:02:02,568 --> 00:02:06,615 Walking the line That's painted by pride 36 00:02:07,178 --> 00:02:09,457 And I have made mistakes in my life 37 00:02:09,703 --> 00:02:13,384 That I just can't hide 38 00:02:13,991 --> 00:02:16,590 Oh, I believe I am ready 39 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:20,553 For what love has to bring 40 00:02:21,165 --> 00:02:23,685 I got myself together 41 00:02:23,891 --> 00:02:28,132 Yeah, now I'm ready to sing 42 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:31,538 I've been searching my soul tonight 43 00:02:31,787 --> 00:02:35,103 I know there's so much more to life 44 00:02:35,314 --> 00:02:38,118 Now I know I can shine a light 45 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:41,723 To find my way back home 46 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:46,527 Oh, baby, yeah 47 00:02:46,898 --> 00:02:49,576 Oh, yeah 48 00:03:12,388 --> 00:03:14,954 First up, the Christmas party tonight. 49 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:18,318 Again, we've rented out the bar. Presence is required. 50 00:03:18,561 --> 00:03:22,562 - Speaking of which, where's Nelle? - Working on a new case. Move along. 51 00:03:22,810 --> 00:03:25,329 It's always been tradition for us... 52 00:03:25,576 --> 00:03:29,543 ...to sing at the Christmas party. Anyone with a number is free to sing. 53 00:03:29,744 --> 00:03:33,745 After last year's nightmare, we've decided to discontinue that tradition. 54 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:35,867 - Thank God. - What happened last year? 55 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:39,354 Ally sang. Songs must now be cleared in advance. 56 00:03:39,564 --> 00:03:41,559 - Hey, I was good. - Well... 57 00:03:41,808 --> 00:03:43,564 John, Nelle needs you. 58 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:45,289 She said it's urgent. 59 00:03:50,866 --> 00:03:52,382 Excuse me? 60 00:03:52,950 --> 00:03:55,185 Mr. Claus... San... 61 00:03:55,475 --> 00:03:56,593 Kriss. 62 00:03:56,838 --> 00:03:59,517 We agreed you wouldn't dress in the work clothes... 63 00:03:59,764 --> 00:04:03,321 Why deny what I am? I'm no lawyer. 64 00:04:03,572 --> 00:04:05,693 Well, I used to be, and I was good... 65 00:04:05,937 --> 00:04:09,060 ...but once you start admitting vulnerability on the merits... 66 00:04:09,303 --> 00:04:10,500 ...you're sunk. 67 00:04:10,746 --> 00:04:13,060 And for me to try to disguise... 68 00:04:13,311 --> 00:04:16,150 ...or apologize for who or what I am... 69 00:04:16,398 --> 00:04:19,715 The thing is, you have been discharged for being delusional. 70 00:04:19,965 --> 00:04:22,438 If we walk in with you dressed like this... 71 00:04:22,651 --> 00:04:25,729 ...the judge will think you are, in fact, delusional. 72 00:04:25,978 --> 00:04:28,780 It may be his shortsightedness, but he'll rule from it. 73 00:04:29,023 --> 00:04:32,146 As your lawyer, I want you to adhere to courtroom decorum. 74 00:04:32,390 --> 00:04:34,065 Put on a coat and tie. 75 00:04:34,755 --> 00:04:37,479 Wait outside, Dad. I'll be right with you. 76 00:04:43,773 --> 00:04:45,814 Are you sure it isn't Alzheimer's? 77 00:04:46,058 --> 00:04:50,503 The doctors say it isn't. It's just some kind of weird schizophrenia... 78 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,702 It happened last Christmas too. 79 00:04:52,951 --> 00:04:55,630 - We'll need his doctor to testify. - He's ready. 80 00:04:55,877 --> 00:04:58,636 Nelle, are you doing him any favor here by... 81 00:04:58,884 --> 00:05:00,764 He happens to be a great teacher. 82 00:05:01,008 --> 00:05:04,564 And it's the only thing since my stepmother died. 83 00:05:04,816 --> 00:05:06,856 Teaching is all he lives for. 84 00:05:07,101 --> 00:05:10,656 - He doesn't live for you? - Yes, but... 85 00:05:10,907 --> 00:05:14,544 ...the truth is, he's probably closer to his 2nd graders... 86 00:05:14,795 --> 00:05:16,756 ...than to me. 87 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,363 He really thinks he's Santa Claus? 88 00:05:23,012 --> 00:05:25,008 Apparently so. 89 00:05:25,578 --> 00:05:27,377 You said I should decorate. 90 00:05:27,581 --> 00:05:30,465 I did. But this is slightly... 91 00:05:31,349 --> 00:05:32,545 ...much. 92 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:35,193 Wait, you have to see it. 93 00:05:49,144 --> 00:05:50,341 Okay? 94 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:52,505 Now, you... 95 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:54,427 ...right... 96 00:05:57,241 --> 00:05:58,643 ...here. 97 00:06:02,211 --> 00:06:04,366 - Perfect. - What are you doing? 98 00:06:08,383 --> 00:06:11,187 Now, that's the great one. 99 00:06:14,476 --> 00:06:15,672 Look up. 100 00:06:21,731 --> 00:06:24,968 I suppose this would be where you kiss me? 101 00:06:25,217 --> 00:06:27,690 Obviously this has happened to you before. 102 00:06:31,109 --> 00:06:32,910 This would be... 103 00:06:33,394 --> 00:06:34,910 ...where I kiss you. 104 00:06:44,416 --> 00:06:45,612 Hi, Larry. 105 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:47,897 Jamie! 106 00:06:54,837 --> 00:06:56,513 This is your office? 107 00:06:58,765 --> 00:07:01,204 Ally, Jamie. Jamie, Ally. 108 00:07:01,451 --> 00:07:02,807 - Hello. - Hello. 109 00:07:03,575 --> 00:07:05,569 Jamie is... 110 00:07:06,661 --> 00:07:08,382 ...an old girlfriend. 111 00:07:08,585 --> 00:07:09,906 Ally would be the new one. 112 00:07:13,395 --> 00:07:14,990 - Hey. - Hi. 113 00:07:15,238 --> 00:07:17,313 - Nice to see you. - Hi. 114 00:07:19,848 --> 00:07:21,604 - What brings you? - Business. 115 00:07:21,852 --> 00:07:24,324 I'm in a deposition. I fly out tonight. 116 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,659 I just thought I'd surprise you. 117 00:07:27,904 --> 00:07:29,499 Seems I accomplished that. 118 00:07:29,747 --> 00:07:32,107 - You're from out of town? - Detroit. 119 00:07:32,313 --> 00:07:36,234 Well, must be really cold in... 120 00:07:37,002 --> 00:07:38,644 ...Detroit. 121 00:07:39,528 --> 00:07:41,602 - So you must be... - Sam's mom. 122 00:07:41,812 --> 00:07:45,174 - I've heard a lot about you. - I've heard a lot about you too. 123 00:07:45,419 --> 00:07:47,653 - You have? - He loves you. 124 00:07:47,864 --> 00:07:48,981 Jamie! 125 00:07:49,187 --> 00:07:52,504 - You haven't told her? - I was gonna let you break it. 126 00:07:52,714 --> 00:07:53,831 Sorry. 127 00:07:54,357 --> 00:07:56,113 Do you have time for coffee? 128 00:07:56,361 --> 00:07:57,683 - No. I mean... - Well... 129 00:07:57,925 --> 00:07:59,806 You guys go and catch up. 130 00:08:00,049 --> 00:08:02,693 I have to get back anyway and... 131 00:08:03,615 --> 00:08:05,690 - I'll see you tonight. - Absolutely. 132 00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:07,097 Bye. 133 00:08:08,185 --> 00:08:10,225 It was really nice to meet you. 134 00:08:10,470 --> 00:08:11,541 You too. 135 00:08:12,273 --> 00:08:13,709 Okay. 136 00:08:14,358 --> 00:08:16,512 - Bye. - Bye. 137 00:08:17,484 --> 00:08:18,521 - Okay. - Okay. 138 00:08:18,767 --> 00:08:20,169 - Bye. - Bye. 139 00:08:22,093 --> 00:08:23,529 Okay. 140 00:08:32,153 --> 00:08:34,957 - She seems really sweet. - Yeah, she is. 141 00:08:35,921 --> 00:08:37,563 So you're happy? 142 00:08:38,928 --> 00:08:41,001 - You left them there? - What could I do? 143 00:08:41,251 --> 00:08:44,330 Put that bitch back on a plane to Detroit, that's what. 144 00:08:44,739 --> 00:08:45,776 Renee. 145 00:08:46,021 --> 00:08:48,016 You don't leave exes in the same room. 146 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:50,705 - Why was she even there? - She's here on business. 147 00:08:50,951 --> 00:08:52,992 - What does she look like? - She's... 148 00:08:54,238 --> 00:08:55,754 ...really beautiful. 149 00:08:59,088 --> 00:09:01,208 - I'm going over there. - Renee! 150 00:09:01,412 --> 00:09:02,734 Listen to me. 151 00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:07,023 Nothing's hotter than making love to someone you're not supposed to. 152 00:09:07,224 --> 00:09:09,697 Ex-boyfriends. Ex-girlfriends. 153 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:13,028 Especially from out of town. Especially around the holidays. 154 00:09:13,236 --> 00:09:15,151 You still got a window. 155 00:09:15,401 --> 00:09:18,240 He can say it was before you and he got serious. 156 00:09:18,447 --> 00:09:21,570 He can say it was before you and he slept together. 157 00:09:21,813 --> 00:09:23,044 I know men. 158 00:09:23,376 --> 00:09:25,531 Why do you think I'm not with one? 159 00:09:27,745 --> 00:09:30,470 She is in town on business. 160 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,746 She dropped over to say hello. 161 00:09:32,996 --> 00:09:34,956 You will not go there. 162 00:09:35,161 --> 00:09:37,201 What if he goes there? 163 00:09:39,168 --> 00:09:41,323 Even if he were adjudicated as delusional... 164 00:09:41,573 --> 00:09:45,290 ...there's no evidence it interferes with his ability to work. 165 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,416 He thinks he's Santa Claus. 166 00:09:47,666 --> 00:09:51,143 Maybe it's better for teachers to think they're Santa... 167 00:09:51,393 --> 00:09:52,511 ...than Joan Crawford. 168 00:09:52,716 --> 00:09:53,707 "The" Santa Claus? 169 00:09:53,919 --> 00:09:57,555 If I think I'm Barry White, it doesn't make me a less capable attorney. 170 00:09:58,207 --> 00:10:01,729 We entrust him with our children. A school is responsible... 171 00:10:01,974 --> 00:10:06,660 If he is detrimental to the students, that's one thing. But he is not. 172 00:10:06,904 --> 00:10:09,470 - The one from the North Pole? - Yeah, the one... 173 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,146 Do you know of another? 174 00:10:11,354 --> 00:10:14,272 I'm not a judge you can get snappish with. 175 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:18,075 If he were the Easter Bunny, I admit, it might be a problem. But... 176 00:10:18,287 --> 00:10:19,085 Mr. Cage! 177 00:10:19,289 --> 00:10:21,762 At minimum, I insist on an evidentiary hearing... 178 00:10:22,015 --> 00:10:26,495 ...to see if he poses a risk before you snatch away his livelihood. 179 00:10:26,744 --> 00:10:29,058 Look, if the man is so delusional... 180 00:10:29,310 --> 00:10:31,670 One lousy hearing. He'll bring you a toy. 181 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,356 Two o'clock. 182 00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:53,998 - John! - Ally, hi. 183 00:10:54,641 --> 00:10:56,123 - This is... - My father. 184 00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:57,959 Daddy, Ally McBeal. 185 00:10:58,207 --> 00:11:00,282 There's something in the store window. 186 00:11:00,532 --> 00:11:01,968 Tell me if you like it. 187 00:11:02,937 --> 00:11:05,456 - What was that about? - Oh, it's... 188 00:11:05,663 --> 00:11:07,943 - Where are you headed? - Over to Larry's. 189 00:11:08,188 --> 00:11:11,471 But I keep turning back and... 190 00:11:12,076 --> 00:11:13,273 What's wrong? 191 00:11:13,479 --> 00:11:15,394 Oh, nothing, really. 192 00:11:15,644 --> 00:11:18,481 His ex-girlfriend's there. She's in town for a day. 193 00:11:18,689 --> 00:11:19,726 Big deal. Right? 194 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:23,733 They're old news, so I should be cool. Mother of his child. So what? 195 00:11:24,340 --> 00:11:26,780 She's in town for one day and they're alone? 196 00:11:27,026 --> 00:11:28,097 Yes. 197 00:11:28,549 --> 00:11:29,951 I'm sure it's fine. 198 00:11:30,193 --> 00:11:33,316 - Obviously you're not sure. - I can't speak to this. 199 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,557 I don't know the depth of your relationship. 200 00:11:36,805 --> 00:11:38,720 Are you serious, you and Larry? 201 00:11:39,811 --> 00:11:41,008 Very. 202 00:11:41,214 --> 00:11:44,132 Without prying, have you been biblical? 203 00:11:44,341 --> 00:11:45,936 Why is that so important? 204 00:11:46,145 --> 00:11:48,424 Can't we be serious without the damn Bible? 205 00:11:50,113 --> 00:11:51,674 I'm sure it's innocent. 206 00:11:51,916 --> 00:11:52,908 Never mind. 207 00:11:55,242 --> 00:12:00,202 Should old acquaintance be forgot 208 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,014 And... 209 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:10,794 Sing? You and me? 210 00:12:11,035 --> 00:12:14,717 I'm tired of everyone else performing with no attention coming to us. 211 00:12:14,962 --> 00:12:17,721 - Coffee bean, we have no talent. - So what? 212 00:12:17,968 --> 00:12:21,810 When you see performers on TV, they're lip-synching. We could do that. 213 00:12:22,057 --> 00:12:25,021 - I don't know. - You're senior partner, I'm first lady. 214 00:12:25,223 --> 00:12:26,659 We should hog spotlight. 215 00:12:26,907 --> 00:12:30,350 It has nothing to do with rebound. I like your company. 216 00:12:30,594 --> 00:12:32,908 It's a party. I'd like you to be my date. 217 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,242 You'll be ashamed to be seen with me and my promiscuity. 218 00:12:36,446 --> 00:12:37,722 I won't, okay? 219 00:12:37,969 --> 00:12:40,442 - What if I wear my Vi-Bra? - Were you planning to? 220 00:12:41,376 --> 00:12:44,454 I have made a few holiday adjustments. 221 00:12:51,797 --> 00:12:53,392 Knock, knock. 222 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,079 Larry. Hey. 223 00:13:00,334 --> 00:13:02,090 Was it weird? 224 00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:05,100 Oh, well... 225 00:13:06,146 --> 00:13:08,186 - Was it for you? - A little. 226 00:13:08,391 --> 00:13:11,389 Thanks for being a good sport. You were very kind. 227 00:13:11,597 --> 00:13:13,318 Well, she seemed nice. 228 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,962 She is. 229 00:13:15,204 --> 00:13:17,119 Listen, she's... 230 00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:22,537 ...got a flight out tonight at midnight. 231 00:13:22,779 --> 00:13:25,424 I said it would be okay if she came to the party. 232 00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:29,306 Is it okay? 233 00:13:34,483 --> 00:13:35,679 Sure. 234 00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,166 I didn't know how to say no. 235 00:13:38,611 --> 00:13:41,849 But if you're uncomfortable, I will. She'll understand. 236 00:13:42,098 --> 00:13:44,378 No, it's okay. 237 00:13:44,904 --> 00:13:46,899 Just, no dancing with her. 238 00:13:47,149 --> 00:13:48,585 Deal. 239 00:13:49,594 --> 00:13:52,910 She's not here because she heard you had a new girlfriend... 240 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,836 ...and became jealous? 241 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:58,163 She dumped me. I don't think she'd be jealous. 242 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,411 Not the answer you were looking for. 243 00:14:06,949 --> 00:14:09,548 Let me repeat, he's been a wonderful teacher. 244 00:14:09,754 --> 00:14:12,911 The kids love him. We all adore him, but he's delusional. 245 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,244 Should I wait until something tragic happens to remove him? 246 00:14:16,487 --> 00:14:18,926 Afraid he'll run his sleigh through a red light? 247 00:14:19,173 --> 00:14:22,775 I have a responsibility to make sure my teachers are stable. 248 00:14:23,021 --> 00:14:25,860 Assuming arguendo that any of us are truly stable... 249 00:14:26,107 --> 00:14:28,262 ...has he exhibited behavior indicating...? 250 00:14:28,512 --> 00:14:32,114 - He thinks he's Santa! - I don't mean who he is. 251 00:14:32,359 --> 00:14:36,076 No. There have been no incidents yet. 252 00:14:36,648 --> 00:14:38,483 Thank you, Mr. Gilda. 253 00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:52,630 It's difficult enough to prevail without choo-choo trains. 254 00:14:52,881 --> 00:14:54,442 Are you trying to lose? 255 00:14:54,684 --> 00:14:57,922 I thought the more we keep the Christmas spirit alive... 256 00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,727 ...the better our chances. 257 00:14:59,975 --> 00:15:02,335 This is a court of law. That is a judge. 258 00:15:02,581 --> 00:15:06,981 The spirit of Christmas does not live in that room. What we need is sanity. 259 00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:08,990 We need you to seem reasonable. 260 00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:11,148 Can you be reasonable...? 261 00:15:13,442 --> 00:15:14,958 Listen to me. 262 00:15:15,847 --> 00:15:17,968 He thinks he's Santa Claus. 263 00:15:18,453 --> 00:15:19,774 Mr. Porter... 264 00:15:20,016 --> 00:15:23,618 ...if this is a game, it's time to call it off. 265 00:15:23,864 --> 00:15:27,181 It's not a game. Though the diagnosis doesn't exactly fit... 266 00:15:27,431 --> 00:15:30,588 ...his condition resembles the disorder schizophreniform. 267 00:15:30,837 --> 00:15:32,193 What is that, doctor? 268 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:36,607 It's similar to schizophrenia, except the duration can be much shorter. 269 00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:39,814 He suffered some delusional problems a year ago. 270 00:15:40,016 --> 00:15:41,213 Then they went away. 271 00:15:41,419 --> 00:15:45,660 It's possible he could be having some depression triggered by the holidays. 272 00:15:45,908 --> 00:15:47,708 His wife died two years ago. 273 00:15:47,911 --> 00:15:50,556 Mr. Porter is otherwise a functional person? 274 00:15:50,797 --> 00:15:52,519 - Totally. - Now, doctor... 275 00:15:52,761 --> 00:15:55,840 ...has this disorder caused him to behave in any way... 276 00:15:56,048 --> 00:15:58,248 ...that you consider harmful to children? 277 00:15:58,453 --> 00:16:00,926 No. In fact, the symptoms seem to be... 278 00:16:01,179 --> 00:16:05,066 ...generosity, charity, kindness. And he's more loving. 279 00:16:05,307 --> 00:16:08,943 But this schizophreniform is a very inexact disorder, isn't it? 280 00:16:09,194 --> 00:16:10,471 Yes. 281 00:16:10,718 --> 00:16:13,955 - Difficult to even predict behavior? - I guess, but... 282 00:16:14,205 --> 00:16:18,092 In fact there's little information on the course of this disorder. 283 00:16:18,293 --> 00:16:21,770 Objection! Counsel's questions are designed to derive responses... 284 00:16:22,021 --> 00:16:24,825 ...that inure to the detriment of my client's case. 285 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,301 It's really inappropriate... 286 00:16:27,712 --> 00:16:29,353 Yes. Withdrawn. 287 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:33,922 Doctor, you said he suffered delusions last Christmas as well? 288 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,360 Yes, but they were much less pronounced. 289 00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:38,730 He said he would have waves... 290 00:16:38,975 --> 00:16:41,448 ...where he thought he was Santa Claus. 291 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:45,017 But the episodes lasted 10, 15 seconds at most. 292 00:16:45,228 --> 00:16:47,746 - It's getting worse? - Perhaps. 293 00:16:47,993 --> 00:16:50,592 Has he suffered any other delusions? 294 00:16:53,404 --> 00:16:56,368 One day in July... 295 00:16:57,132 --> 00:16:59,366 ...he thought he was Alvin. 296 00:16:59,617 --> 00:17:02,740 - Alvin? - The chipmunk. 297 00:17:08,714 --> 00:17:10,390 - It's a disaster. - It is? 298 00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:14,161 Renee's right. Nothing's more appetizing than an old girlfriend. 299 00:17:14,927 --> 00:17:17,082 Look, I trust Larry, all right? 300 00:17:17,332 --> 00:17:20,695 And if I didn't trust him, why would I want to be with him? 301 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:21,897 I'm not jealous. 302 00:17:23,545 --> 00:17:24,502 Oh, Ally... 303 00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:27,064 Jamie. 304 00:17:28,595 --> 00:17:29,825 What? 305 00:17:30,318 --> 00:17:31,640 Hi! 306 00:17:32,042 --> 00:17:34,276 Ling, Jamie. Jamie, Ling. 307 00:17:37,212 --> 00:17:38,203 Hi. 308 00:17:39,617 --> 00:17:41,133 Have you got a second? 309 00:17:41,381 --> 00:17:44,344 Sure. Ling was just... 310 00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:46,462 ...she was just leaving. 311 00:17:51,561 --> 00:17:52,678 She's just... 312 00:17:52,924 --> 00:17:55,044 I won't take much of your time. 313 00:17:55,249 --> 00:17:58,167 Larry invited me to your party out of courtesy. 314 00:17:58,415 --> 00:18:00,216 He said it was okay with you... 315 00:18:00,459 --> 00:18:03,537 ...but I thought I'd better check. Is it all right? 316 00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:05,588 Sure. 317 00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:07,710 It'll be fun. 318 00:18:07,994 --> 00:18:10,433 Seriously, if it's at all awkward... 319 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:15,046 No. It'll be really nice to get to know the... 320 00:18:17,694 --> 00:18:19,416 ...mother of his child. 321 00:18:19,658 --> 00:18:22,337 - You think you two will get married? - What? 322 00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:25,022 No. Well, I mean... 323 00:18:25,269 --> 00:18:28,586 No, we just... We just sort of started, you know... 324 00:18:28,836 --> 00:18:31,116 - Sleeping together? - No, we... 325 00:18:32,283 --> 00:18:35,760 I think it'll be okay if you come to the party. It'll be great. 326 00:18:35,971 --> 00:18:37,122 - It's insane. - Ally. 327 00:18:37,414 --> 00:18:41,016 Old girlfriends don't pop in only to be invited to Christmas parties. 328 00:18:41,262 --> 00:18:43,495 She was asking if we were getting married. 329 00:18:43,746 --> 00:18:45,262 That's pretty personal. 330 00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:49,831 I think her agenda is to get you back. Which is fine. She has that right. 331 00:18:50,079 --> 00:18:53,157 I've tried to steal a few back. I know the game. 332 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:56,604 But I'd be an idiot to welcome her into my playing field. 333 00:18:56,893 --> 00:18:58,933 And she is cute, with a good figure. 334 00:18:59,178 --> 00:19:02,220 How many women have a baby then still have a body like that? 335 00:19:02,464 --> 00:19:05,063 You don't, unless you have a mission. 336 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,034 If her mission is you, she won't succeed at my party. 337 00:19:08,236 --> 00:19:11,120 - Ally. - And she is really, really sweet. 338 00:19:11,362 --> 00:19:15,683 Which actually threatens me most of all, because I know I'm not. 339 00:19:18,136 --> 00:19:20,575 I'll call Jamie and tell her not to come. 340 00:19:21,863 --> 00:19:23,744 You have her number? 341 00:19:24,468 --> 00:19:26,269 She left me her cell. 342 00:19:26,593 --> 00:19:27,869 No. 343 00:19:28,076 --> 00:19:30,310 I'd feel foolish. I'm okay with her coming. 344 00:19:30,521 --> 00:19:31,957 Ally. 345 00:19:32,164 --> 00:19:36,085 No, she should be there. It wouldn't be the same without her. 346 00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:39,292 Just... 347 00:19:40,060 --> 00:19:42,100 ...stay close to me. 348 00:19:42,985 --> 00:19:47,146 We just have your testimony, some brief statements, then he'll rule. 349 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,390 The judge says we can finish tonight. 350 00:19:49,639 --> 00:19:51,520 Let's just do it then. 351 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,165 Likely to miss the Christmas party. 352 00:19:54,409 --> 00:19:56,723 - Do you mind? - I don't if you don't. 353 00:19:56,974 --> 00:19:59,334 I don't exactly feel like celebrating. 354 00:20:01,102 --> 00:20:02,937 Mr. Claus? 355 00:20:03,186 --> 00:20:04,383 Please, John. 356 00:20:04,629 --> 00:20:06,385 I asked you to call me Kriss. 357 00:20:06,633 --> 00:20:08,149 Yes. 358 00:20:08,557 --> 00:20:12,000 In preparation for your testimony, just a couple of questions. 359 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,886 It's December 11 th. 360 00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:16,807 Have you started making toys? 361 00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:19,779 Are you nuts? I'm retired. 362 00:20:21,182 --> 00:20:23,576 Who makes all the presents? 363 00:20:23,828 --> 00:20:25,469 Toys "R" Us. 364 00:20:25,712 --> 00:20:29,268 Parents buy them now. They also take care of the distribution. 365 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:33,362 I have been basically pushed into a forced retirement. 366 00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:36,485 So you don't really count anymore? 367 00:20:36,975 --> 00:20:39,209 Of course I count. 368 00:20:39,419 --> 00:20:41,619 I'm something to believe in. 369 00:20:41,864 --> 00:20:43,506 Flying reindeer. 370 00:20:43,748 --> 00:20:46,507 Stockings stuffed on the mantlepiece. 371 00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:50,551 The magic of Christmas. The fantasy of it. Of course I count. 372 00:20:50,803 --> 00:20:55,009 These times, they need me more than ever. 373 00:21:11,164 --> 00:21:14,607 Turn back, O man 374 00:21:14,851 --> 00:21:19,297 Foreswear thy foolish ways 375 00:21:19,981 --> 00:21:25,544 Old now is Earth And none may count her days 376 00:21:26,274 --> 00:21:28,474 Da, da, da, da, da 377 00:21:30,763 --> 00:21:33,522 - The woman is all sex, isn't she? - And more. 378 00:21:33,729 --> 00:21:35,051 It's from Godspell. 379 00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:37,292 Remember when we did Godspell in college? 380 00:21:38,739 --> 00:21:40,221 We did Godspell in college. 381 00:21:40,943 --> 00:21:42,174 Ah. Uh-huh. 382 00:21:42,547 --> 00:21:46,468 He was Jesus, which I'd call him at home too, after the Second Coming. 383 00:21:48,519 --> 00:21:49,476 Love her. 384 00:21:49,721 --> 00:21:51,077 Jamie? 385 00:21:52,327 --> 00:21:53,318 Oh. 386 00:21:53,569 --> 00:21:55,690 God, I forgot. Sorry. 387 00:21:58,899 --> 00:22:03,425 Forswear thy foolish ways 388 00:22:05,152 --> 00:22:07,877 - Would you state your name? - Santa Claus. 389 00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:09,434 And where do you reside? 390 00:22:09,642 --> 00:22:11,124 Wellesley, Massachusetts. 391 00:22:12,047 --> 00:22:13,038 Are you employed? 392 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:17,169 I'm not. And that's what this whole business is about. 393 00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:19,571 I was a teacher until they fired me. 394 00:22:19,782 --> 00:22:22,700 - And before you were a teacher? - I was a lawyer. 395 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:25,268 And while you were a practicing attorney... 396 00:22:25,513 --> 00:22:29,879 ...you still had time to make presents for children all over the world? 397 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:31,485 That's correct. 398 00:22:31,686 --> 00:22:34,924 - When did you find time to do that? - In my sleep. 399 00:22:35,133 --> 00:22:36,363 In your sleep? 400 00:22:36,615 --> 00:22:38,736 I know it sounds fantastical. 401 00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:41,983 But that's exactly what it was. 402 00:22:42,227 --> 00:22:45,431 I'd be transported in my sleep to another world. 403 00:22:45,674 --> 00:22:49,801 A world with elves and workshops... 404 00:22:50,043 --> 00:22:51,604 ...and reindeer. 405 00:22:51,847 --> 00:22:54,525 It was not in this reality. 406 00:22:54,772 --> 00:22:58,135 But one night every year on Christmas Eve... 407 00:22:59,341 --> 00:23:02,819 ...the two worlds would meet, and I would give the toys... 408 00:23:03,029 --> 00:23:06,426 ...I'd made in that world to children who lived in this one. 409 00:23:07,518 --> 00:23:12,443 Teaching, you're in this world? Oh, very much so. 410 00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:15,573 This other world, this magical one... 411 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:18,055 ...you go to that one in your sleep? 412 00:23:19,141 --> 00:23:23,062 Not so much anymore. I'm retired. 413 00:23:26,717 --> 00:23:30,239 - You tell 2nd graders you're Santa? - I do. 414 00:23:30,445 --> 00:23:32,519 How do they respond? 415 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:35,889 Mostly they ask for toys. 416 00:23:36,095 --> 00:23:39,778 As Santa, you have to keep track of kids all over the world? 417 00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:41,214 That's correct. 418 00:23:41,426 --> 00:23:43,992 - Do I have children? - You have to ask? 419 00:23:44,793 --> 00:23:48,841 I'm asking you, sir, because as Santa, I'd expect you to know. 420 00:23:49,122 --> 00:23:50,194 Do I have children? 421 00:23:50,525 --> 00:23:51,516 Yes. 422 00:23:51,728 --> 00:23:53,642 - How many? - Three. 423 00:23:54,092 --> 00:23:56,451 Sorry. I have four. 424 00:23:59,864 --> 00:24:01,585 I was forgetting the baby. 425 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:05,552 I remembered Tommy, Wayne and Sarah. 426 00:24:05,756 --> 00:24:09,996 And I forgot the baby. With a name like Nicholas, I should remember. 427 00:24:11,167 --> 00:24:13,970 Well, that's why it's best that I retired. 428 00:24:16,457 --> 00:24:17,653 Uh, okay. 429 00:24:18,341 --> 00:24:20,495 What do they want for Christmas? 430 00:24:20,706 --> 00:24:22,107 The list is endless. 431 00:24:22,309 --> 00:24:24,429 And pretty diverse. 432 00:24:25,115 --> 00:24:29,960 - Tell me one thing they want. - To spend more time with their father. 433 00:24:33,611 --> 00:24:36,336 Mr. Claus, do I have children? 434 00:24:37,459 --> 00:24:39,819 One, Your Honor. A teenager. 435 00:24:40,906 --> 00:24:42,262 He doesn't like you. 436 00:24:44,674 --> 00:24:47,672 Obviously he went out and looked up our bios. 437 00:24:49,444 --> 00:24:51,643 - Or this is a trick. - I object! 438 00:24:51,848 --> 00:24:54,242 Accusations of chicanery in court are serious. 439 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,059 - I demand to be mollified. - Withdrawn. 440 00:24:57,379 --> 00:24:58,177 Mr. Porter. 441 00:24:58,702 --> 00:25:01,506 When students ask what day it is, what do you say? 442 00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:04,102 - I tell them it's Christmas. - Every day? 443 00:25:04,314 --> 00:25:05,465 Every day. 444 00:25:05,677 --> 00:25:09,199 And is it Christmas today, sir, or December 11 th? 445 00:25:09,404 --> 00:25:10,600 Well, that depends. 446 00:25:10,806 --> 00:25:11,684 On what? 447 00:25:12,169 --> 00:25:15,486 Well, on whether you consider the needs of children. 448 00:25:15,977 --> 00:25:21,015 Or whether you remember the weakness and loneliness of people growing old. 449 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:25,549 Or whether you can stop asking how much your friends love you... 450 00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:28,322 ...and ask whether you love them enough. 451 00:25:29,324 --> 00:25:32,127 Then you may keep Christmas... 452 00:25:32,370 --> 00:25:34,524 ...every day. 453 00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:45,593 Rockin ' around the Christmas tree At the Christmas party hop 454 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:52,249 Mistletoe hung where you can see Every couple tries to stop 455 00:25:53,372 --> 00:25:58,457 Rockin ' around the Christmas tree Let the Christmas spirit ring 456 00:25:59,345 --> 00:26:00,621 She's pretty good. 457 00:26:00,868 --> 00:26:02,384 Well, she studied dance, so... 458 00:26:03,072 --> 00:26:05,147 I meant Elaine. 459 00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:06,999 Oh, yeah, she is good. 460 00:26:10,567 --> 00:26:12,801 - You okay? - Me? 461 00:26:13,413 --> 00:26:14,815 Sure. 462 00:26:19,185 --> 00:26:24,394 Rockin ' around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday 463 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:28,077 It's a mistake to follow this kind of talent. 464 00:26:28,322 --> 00:26:30,888 Richard, we're good. You've heard us. 465 00:26:31,128 --> 00:26:32,280 Ling, that wasn't us. 466 00:26:32,531 --> 00:26:36,452 It's our lips. If we sync them perfectly, nobody'll know it's not us. 467 00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:39,778 I think they'll suspect. Look at her, she's good. 468 00:26:39,987 --> 00:26:43,908 Jingle bells, jingle all the way 469 00:26:50,968 --> 00:26:52,199 Come on, Santa. 470 00:26:52,451 --> 00:26:54,765 I was a good girl this year. 471 00:26:55,017 --> 00:26:56,578 You know that's right. 472 00:27:04,677 --> 00:27:06,272 It's about me. 473 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,077 Excuse me? 474 00:27:08,283 --> 00:27:12,808 My favorite character when I was a little girl was Alvin. 475 00:27:13,013 --> 00:27:15,133 My birthday's in July. 476 00:27:15,338 --> 00:27:18,336 One time we had Alvin and the Chipmunks. 477 00:27:19,627 --> 00:27:21,188 When my parents split up... 478 00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:26,190 ...the final straw, my father had to be away on Christmas. 479 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,563 I cried and cried. 480 00:27:29,766 --> 00:27:33,004 When he got home, my mother laid into him... 481 00:27:33,254 --> 00:27:34,770 ...and they were separated by New Year's. 482 00:27:34,977 --> 00:27:38,294 And that has something to do with him thinking he's Santa? 483 00:27:38,505 --> 00:27:41,662 Well, you know, Santa's everything to a kid. 484 00:27:42,393 --> 00:27:44,912 It could be a delusion that... 485 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,397 I don't know. 486 00:27:47,602 --> 00:27:51,729 Well, maybe it's fixable. Maybe you two can have a relationship. 487 00:27:51,971 --> 00:27:54,206 I wouldn't even know how to talk to him. 488 00:27:54,657 --> 00:27:58,818 The last time we had a real conversation, I was... 489 00:28:00,028 --> 00:28:02,068 ...7 years old. The day he left. 490 00:28:04,477 --> 00:28:07,759 In his testimony, he quoted a poem by Henry Van Dyke. 491 00:28:07,963 --> 00:28:08,875 What? 492 00:28:09,126 --> 00:28:13,447 When he said through loving people, you could keep Christmas every day. 493 00:28:14,297 --> 00:28:17,215 That's from one of my favorite poems. Henry Van Dyke. 494 00:28:17,824 --> 00:28:22,065 If you can keep it for a day, why not always? 495 00:28:22,473 --> 00:28:23,990 Left out the last line, though. 496 00:28:24,958 --> 00:28:25,949 Which was? 497 00:28:26,962 --> 00:28:29,606 You can never keep it alone. 498 00:28:32,052 --> 00:28:34,697 Hey, hey, Paula 499 00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:38,294 I wanna marry you 500 00:28:38,546 --> 00:28:41,111 Hey, hey, Paula 501 00:28:42,073 --> 00:28:44,956 No one else could ever do 502 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,521 Is he kidding? 503 00:28:48,165 --> 00:28:49,647 I'm not sure. 504 00:28:49,888 --> 00:28:52,043 They've got to be kidding. 505 00:28:52,293 --> 00:28:54,333 I don't know. 506 00:28:55,019 --> 00:28:57,014 - For you 507 00:28:57,303 --> 00:28:59,948 Hey, Paul 508 00:29:00,590 --> 00:29:05,799 I've been waiting for you Hey, hey, hey, Paul 509 00:29:06,802 --> 00:29:09,880 I want to marry you too 510 00:29:17,544 --> 00:29:18,980 Hey. 511 00:29:19,468 --> 00:29:20,586 Need some help? 512 00:29:20,791 --> 00:29:23,994 No. Maybe, yeah. 513 00:29:24,758 --> 00:29:26,274 So? 514 00:29:26,482 --> 00:29:27,804 So... 515 00:29:28,005 --> 00:29:29,407 You okay? 516 00:29:31,893 --> 00:29:35,210 Well, I suppose I've been better. 517 00:29:36,382 --> 00:29:37,534 When I was with you. 518 00:29:41,994 --> 00:29:44,832 I lied. There was no deposition. 519 00:29:47,484 --> 00:29:48,920 I want to be a family again. 520 00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:50,199 Jamie. 521 00:29:50,410 --> 00:29:54,492 I've been reading about what breakups do to kids long-term. 522 00:29:54,739 --> 00:29:56,734 Sam seems okay... 523 00:29:56,944 --> 00:29:58,460 ...but what if he's not? 524 00:29:59,509 --> 00:30:01,344 I think we should try again. 525 00:30:02,073 --> 00:30:03,191 For Sam's sake? 526 00:30:03,917 --> 00:30:04,988 And mine. 527 00:30:07,605 --> 00:30:09,804 I still love you. 528 00:30:10,050 --> 00:30:11,931 And I know you still love me. 529 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:21,226 True love means Planning a life for two 530 00:30:50,371 --> 00:30:54,658 You can count on me 531 00:30:58,668 --> 00:31:03,432 There'll be snow and mistletoe 532 00:31:04,439 --> 00:31:06,035 Do you think this is fair? 533 00:31:06,243 --> 00:31:07,394 No. 534 00:31:07,646 --> 00:31:09,800 I was on my way to work. 535 00:31:10,011 --> 00:31:13,533 I saw the airport, and next thing I know I'm boarding a plane. 536 00:31:13,779 --> 00:31:17,415 Jamie, you and I were great in situations like this. 537 00:31:17,627 --> 00:31:20,020 - In a bar, or... - In bed. 538 00:31:22,275 --> 00:31:24,875 But we weren't compatible in any other... 539 00:31:25,081 --> 00:31:26,803 I wasn't jealous when you got married. 540 00:31:27,326 --> 00:31:29,639 I was nothing but happy for you. 541 00:31:30,853 --> 00:31:32,255 Then... 542 00:31:32,857 --> 00:31:34,897 ...last week when you spoke of her... 543 00:31:35,222 --> 00:31:37,866 ...and this morning in the office when I saw her. 544 00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:41,467 There's something different about Ally, isn't there? 545 00:31:42,155 --> 00:31:44,390 I knew. I could sense... 546 00:31:44,961 --> 00:31:47,081 ...I'd be losing you forever. 547 00:31:48,288 --> 00:31:49,929 That's why I got on the plane. 548 00:31:50,613 --> 00:31:53,417 Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't help but overhear. 549 00:31:53,659 --> 00:31:55,175 Were you talking about Ally? 550 00:31:55,383 --> 00:31:56,420 What do you want? 551 00:31:56,906 --> 00:31:58,979 I just thought you might want to know she left. 552 00:31:59,510 --> 00:32:02,907 She went upstairs. She said she'd be back, but I wonder. 553 00:32:03,759 --> 00:32:06,997 Oh, by the way, I'm not loving you as much. 554 00:32:12,457 --> 00:32:13,734 He's ill. 555 00:32:13,940 --> 00:32:16,904 The man thinks he's a fictitious character. 556 00:32:17,107 --> 00:32:21,711 Is there any question here? He's entrusted with the care of children. 557 00:32:21,915 --> 00:32:23,716 He has a psychological disorder. 558 00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:28,448 It's getting worse. He's already delusional. 559 00:32:28,689 --> 00:32:30,011 Why are we debating this? 560 00:32:30,774 --> 00:32:35,574 We're debating it because he hasn't done anything wrong. 561 00:32:36,145 --> 00:32:37,500 He's been fired... 562 00:32:37,707 --> 00:32:40,021 ...because of a fear of what he may do. 563 00:32:40,272 --> 00:32:41,310 Now, that's illegal. 564 00:32:41,515 --> 00:32:43,829 Mr. Cage, we're dealing with children. 565 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,244 The point is, do we want to sit back and wait? 566 00:32:47,447 --> 00:32:50,810 If tragedy were foreseeable, the answer would be no. 567 00:32:51,015 --> 00:32:53,818 But according to Dr. Shulman, the symptoms of this... 568 00:32:54,021 --> 00:32:59,150 ..."progressive disorder," thus far have been: Kindness, charity and love. 569 00:32:59,391 --> 00:33:02,035 Quick, hit the panic button before it escalates. 570 00:33:02,237 --> 00:33:04,118 Come on, he thinks he's Santa Claus. 571 00:33:04,321 --> 00:33:06,442 And forgive me. 572 00:33:06,846 --> 00:33:08,647 Forgive me, Your Honor. 573 00:33:10,294 --> 00:33:12,254 But has anybody proven he isn't? 574 00:33:13,019 --> 00:33:14,010 I mean... 575 00:33:14,222 --> 00:33:17,059 ...who is Santa Claus? 576 00:33:17,628 --> 00:33:20,147 There was this famous letter... 577 00:33:20,514 --> 00:33:23,592 ...to the New York Sun in 1897... 578 00:33:23,841 --> 00:33:28,081 ...where an 8-year-old girl asked the editor, "Is there a Santa Claus? 579 00:33:28,530 --> 00:33:32,167 Because all my friends tell me it's stupid to believe. " 580 00:33:32,378 --> 00:33:34,179 And the answer she got... 581 00:33:34,382 --> 00:33:39,021 ...was, "Santa Claus exists as certainly as love... 582 00:33:39,231 --> 00:33:44,157 ...and generosity and devotion exist. " 583 00:33:44,402 --> 00:33:45,439 It went on to say: 584 00:33:46,206 --> 00:33:48,725 "How could you not believe in Santa? 585 00:33:48,971 --> 00:33:50,727 How dreary. 586 00:33:50,976 --> 00:33:54,133 You might as well stop believing in fairies. " 587 00:33:57,348 --> 00:33:59,023 Is faith real? 588 00:34:00,354 --> 00:34:02,155 Is glory? 589 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:08,005 Now, what about the magic of a newborn baby? 590 00:34:08,330 --> 00:34:10,804 Is that real? 591 00:34:11,056 --> 00:34:13,780 The editor of this newspaper said it best. 592 00:34:14,743 --> 00:34:19,382 "Of course Santa Claus lives, and thank God he lives. 593 00:34:19,633 --> 00:34:23,954 May he live forever and ever to make glad the heart of childhood. " 594 00:34:25,766 --> 00:34:29,607 Today he lives in the heart of Henderson Porter. 595 00:34:30,415 --> 00:34:33,936 His only crime has been bringing extra wonder to his students... 596 00:34:34,302 --> 00:34:36,696 ...making their lives a little more magical... 597 00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:38,868 ...a little more romantic. 598 00:34:41,237 --> 00:34:46,001 Now, he's caused them to keep Christmas every single day? 599 00:34:47,890 --> 00:34:51,493 How much more of a Santa Claus could anybody be? 600 00:35:02,279 --> 00:35:04,924 Old Mr. Kringle Is Still gonna jingle 601 00:35:05,165 --> 00:35:08,129 The bells that'll tinkle All your troubles away 602 00:35:08,372 --> 00:35:13,455 Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag, 'cause Christmas is coming 603 00:35:21,518 --> 00:35:23,353 - He's gonna rule tonight? - Eleven o'clock. 604 00:35:23,602 --> 00:35:24,593 Gave us an hour. 605 00:35:24,805 --> 00:35:26,001 What did I miss? 606 00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:30,927 Larry and his ex-girlfriend got a bit chummy. We think they left together. 607 00:35:31,138 --> 00:35:32,732 What? Where's Ally? 608 00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:35,619 She fled to her office. Put a damper on the party. 609 00:35:35,826 --> 00:35:39,874 Can we dance? I've still got a little adrenaline from our number. 610 00:35:40,115 --> 00:35:41,871 Well, I thought we'd have sex. 611 00:35:42,119 --> 00:35:46,600 Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag, Christmas is here again 612 00:35:57,069 --> 00:35:58,984 Catching up on a little work? 613 00:36:02,601 --> 00:36:06,807 No, you two just seemed like you were into something, so... 614 00:36:07,691 --> 00:36:12,410 It's difficult for me to be selfish or possessive, because... 615 00:36:12,661 --> 00:36:15,545 Well, you're co-parents. You have a little boy together. 616 00:36:16,028 --> 00:36:17,179 Yeah. 617 00:36:17,791 --> 00:36:20,675 Is that what you two were talking about? Parenting? 618 00:36:24,325 --> 00:36:28,086 Sort of. She wants to be a family again. 619 00:36:29,295 --> 00:36:30,696 In part, for the sake of Sam. 620 00:36:31,378 --> 00:36:32,369 In part. 621 00:36:33,342 --> 00:36:37,868 Well, there is a little kid to think of. 622 00:36:39,435 --> 00:36:40,472 What did you say? 623 00:36:45,087 --> 00:36:46,569 I agreed. 624 00:36:46,770 --> 00:36:49,893 If there's any way we could work it out, we should. 625 00:36:54,425 --> 00:36:55,223 But... 626 00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:59,906 ...I didn't think there was any way, since... 627 00:37:00,157 --> 00:37:03,474 ...I was so totally in love with somebody else. 628 00:37:09,014 --> 00:37:11,134 She's probably on her way to the airport. 629 00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:18,585 I'm still capable of making mistakes, but leaving you isn't one of them. 630 00:37:22,442 --> 00:37:24,562 I don't know what to say. 631 00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:26,961 Don't say anything. Let's go downstairs. 632 00:37:27,212 --> 00:37:32,136 You promised I wouldn't be alone for Christmas. You'd better make good. 633 00:37:37,993 --> 00:37:39,144 This is a tough one. 634 00:37:40,438 --> 00:37:42,239 Mr. Porter is obviously ill. 635 00:37:42,442 --> 00:37:45,406 To let a man with a mental disorder teach 2nd graders? 636 00:37:46,010 --> 00:37:48,847 Clearly the benefit of the doubt goes to the children. 637 00:37:50,217 --> 00:37:52,690 But I am also mindful... 638 00:37:52,903 --> 00:37:57,703 ...we have a shortage of teachers today. Especially the magical kind. 639 00:37:58,514 --> 00:38:01,273 Since there's a teacher's aide in the room also... 640 00:38:01,521 --> 00:38:05,442 ...and since he's done nothing wrong thus far... 641 00:38:05,689 --> 00:38:09,609 ...I see no basis for terminating a teacher because he's Santa Claus. 642 00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:14,982 Petitioner's TRO is granted. We're adjourned. 643 00:38:15,348 --> 00:38:17,343 - I don't believe it. - Neither do I. 644 00:38:17,553 --> 00:38:20,118 - I can teach? - You can teach, Daddy! 645 00:38:20,318 --> 00:38:21,880 Wow. 646 00:38:22,082 --> 00:38:25,479 Wow! I thank you both so much! 647 00:38:33,665 --> 00:38:35,306 Dad. 648 00:38:41,201 --> 00:38:44,199 Daddy, how about I walk you home? 649 00:38:45,009 --> 00:38:48,086 - To Wellesley? - No, to my place. 650 00:38:48,615 --> 00:38:51,978 Spend the night. You haven't seen my apartment, have you? 651 00:38:52,182 --> 00:38:53,778 Well, you don't have a chimney. 652 00:38:57,954 --> 00:38:58,991 Let's go. 653 00:39:03,606 --> 00:39:05,166 Thank you... 654 00:39:05,409 --> 00:39:07,563 ...for your incredible heart. 655 00:39:08,976 --> 00:39:10,571 Thank you. 656 00:39:11,581 --> 00:39:13,382 Hey. 657 00:39:13,706 --> 00:39:15,062 Let him see yours now. 658 00:39:16,472 --> 00:39:17,793 Yeah. 659 00:39:32,544 --> 00:39:38,073 Maybe it's much too early in the game 660 00:39:39,037 --> 00:39:44,485 Oh, but I thought I'd ask you Just the same 661 00:39:45,570 --> 00:39:50,095 What are you doing New Year's 662 00:39:51,262 --> 00:39:55,901 New Year's Eve? 663 00:40:00,561 --> 00:40:02,875 I see what you mean. Holidays are stressful. 664 00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:05,279 Why? Anything happen? 665 00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:06,892 Funny. 666 00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:11,338 What? 667 00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:12,539 Nothing. 668 00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:14,905 - Merry Christmas. - Yeah. 669 00:41:56,114 --> 00:41:57,151 You stinker! 670 00:41:57,396 --> 00:41:58,387 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 49399

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